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[♪]
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Well, it's--
It's a magnificent stone.
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They put it up
this morning.
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Well...
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It's just
a magnificent stone.
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Jerry?
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George,
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we'll leave you alone
with her.
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What?
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I'm sure there are things
you'd like to say.
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No, I-I'm--
I'm good.
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Really. Jerry?
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Jerry?
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Thank you, no.
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And then right after the, uh--
The All-Star break we--
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We just swept the Orioles.
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Four games.
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In Baltimore.
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So...
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[♪]
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[DOOR OPENS]
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GEORGE:
Boy, that was awkward.
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I don't mind
the cemetery.
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In fact, now I see
why people like golf.
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It's just nice to be outside
in a well-landscaped area.
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What were you saying
to the Rosses over there anyway?
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Oh, man, I don't know.
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I-I told 'em, "Her death takes
place in the shadow of new life.
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She's not really dead if we find
a way to remember her."
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What is that?
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Star Trek II.
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Wrath of Khan.
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Right. Kramer and I
saw it last night.
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Spock dies. They wrap him up
in a towel and they shoot him
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Spock dies. They wrap him up
in a towel and they shoot him
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out the bowels of the ship
in that big sunglasses case.
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It was a hell of a thing
when Spock died.
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Yeah.
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Well, anyway, the, uh--
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The stone is up.
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Paid my respects.
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I guess that's it, huh?
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So it's over?
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I have mourned for three
long months, summer months too.
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Anybody could grieve
in January.
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Anybody could grieve
in January.
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It's-- It's time for George
to start being George again.
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All right. So, uh,
let's do something later.
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How about a movie?
Yes!
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Nothing says "George"
like a movie.
Ah, movie?
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Yeah, you in?
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No, no, no, I can't.
I got my martial arts class.
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Well, George is going
to the movie!
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So how's
your karate class going?
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"Ka-ra-tay,"
Jerry, "ka-ra-tay."
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It's the lifetime pursuit
of balance and harmony.
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But with punching
and kicking.
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Jerry.
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Karate is not here.
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It's here.
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It's here.
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And here.
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And here.
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All right. I gotta go to
the airport and pick up Elaine.
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What, she's been away?
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She's been in Mexico
for six weeks.
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I think you're wrong.
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We just went to the fireworks
the other day.
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That was July 4th.
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All right,
I'm outta here.
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And when I get back,
I don't wanna see you here.
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Here, or here.
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[♪]
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[♪]
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ELAINE:
It was unbelievable.
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Six weeks of traveling through
Mexico, all on Peterman's peso.
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Wow, so did you get any good
ideas for the catalogue?
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Oh, tons.
Anything you
couldn't have gotten
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tearing open a bag of Doritos
and watching Viva Zapata?
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[CHUCKLES]
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You don't respect my work
at all, do you?
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No, I don't.
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No.
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So, what's been going on
around this dump?
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How's your fiancée?
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My what?
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Jeannie? Your fiancée?
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Jeannie? Your fiancée?
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Oh, yeah. That.
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Well...
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All right. Spill it, Jerome.
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There's really
not that much to tell.
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About a month agowe were here having lunch,
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and all of a suddenwe both just blurted out:
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BOTH:
I hate you.
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See ya.
See ya.
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It was unprecedented.I mean, it was the first
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truly mutual breakupin relationship history.
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No rejection, no guilt,
no remorse.
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You've never felt remorse.
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You've never felt remorse.
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I know.
I feel bad about that.
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I bet your parents
were upset, huh?
Eh.
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You haven't told 'em yet,
have you?
No.
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[♪]
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"So I pressed
through the rushes.
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There below me, the shimmering
waters of Lake Victoria."
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Oh, for the love of God, man.
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Just tell me
what the product is.
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It's a...washcloth.
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No washcloths.
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Well, Mr. Peterman,
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Well, Mr. Peterman,
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I've got a really good idea
for a hat.
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Oh, my neck is one
gargantuan monkey fist.
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It combines the spirit
of old Mexico
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with a little
big-city panache.
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I like to call it
the "urban sombrero."
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No, no.
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No pears.
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Mr. Peterman?
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No apples.
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ELAINE:
Um?
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ELAINE:
Um?
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Where's my pineapple?
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Are you okay,
Mr. Peterman?
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Yes, yes, go on.
Go on. Go on.
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Well, see, it's
businessmen taking siestas.
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[GROANING]
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You know, it's the, uh--
It's the urban sombrero.
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Mr. Peterman?
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[♪]
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Hey, Jerry,
I'm feeling somethin',
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somethin' I haven't felt
for a long time.
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Pride?
No.
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Autonomy, complete
and total autonomy.
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Autonomy, complete
and total autonomy.
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Well, you're
your own boss now.
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I wanna go
to a tractor pull.
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Go ahead.
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I am staying out
all night.
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Who's stopping you?
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I wanna bite into
a big hunk of cheese,
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just bite into it
like it's an apple.
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Whatever.
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JERRY:
Oh, God.
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GEORGE:
What?
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It's Dolores.
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Who?
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Mulva.
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Jerry, hi.
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Hi, Dolores.
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George, you remember
Dolores.
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Dolores.
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Hi.
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I heard you got engaged.
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Yes, Dolores, I did.
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It didn't work out, though,
Dolores.
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It didn't work out, though,
Dolores.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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You know, we should
get together some time.
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See ya.
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See ya.
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Bye, Dolores.
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I thought Mulva hated you.
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Yeah, so did I.
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You know what?
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I bet it was
the engagement.
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I've shown I can go
all the way.
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All the way?
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Not our all the way.
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Their all the way.
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I got the stink
of responsibility on me.
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Yeah, you were engaged
for, like, a minute.
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I was engaged
for a year.
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You stink worse
than I do.
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You stink worse
than I do.
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I'm feeling
somethin' else here, Jerry.
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[♪]
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WOMAN [OVER SPEAKER PHONE]:
Elaine, Mr. Petermanon line one.
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Hello, Mr. Peterman,
how are you feeling?
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Elaine, I'll be blunt.
I'm burnt out. I'm fried.
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My mind is as barren
as the surface of the moon.
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I can run that catalogue
no longer.
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What? Who's gonna do it?
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What about you?
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Me? Why me?
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Why, indeed.
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Mr. Peterman, you can't leave.
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Mr. Peterman, you can't leave.
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I've already left, Elaine.
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I'm in Burma.
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Burma?
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[LAUGHS]
You most likely
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know it as Myanmar.
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But it will always
be Burma to me.
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Bonne chance, Elaine.
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You there, on the motorbike,
sell me one of your melons.
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Mr. Peterman?
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Where?
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Burma.
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Isn't it Myanmar now?
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Jerry, he wants me
to run the catalogue.
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I mean, it's crazy.
I can't be in charge.
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No, certainly not.
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No, certainly not.
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I mean, I can't
give people orders.
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No one's gonna
listen to you.
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I am not qualified
to run the catalogue.
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You're not qualified
to work at the catalogue.
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Hey.
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[GROANING]
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What's wrong?
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Oh, Peterman ran off to Burma.
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And now he wants me
to run the catalogue.
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Where?
Myanmar.
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Is that the discount pharmacy?
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Well, I'm just gonna
tell him no.
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I can't run the catalogue.
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Whoa, whoa, "can't"?
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When did that word
enter your vocabulary?
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When did that word
enter your vocabulary?
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What, is the job
too difficult?
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What, you don't have
enough experience?
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You're not smart enough?
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Where's your confidence?
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Elaine, let me tell you
a story.
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When I first started
karate...
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"Ka-ra-tay"?
Yeah, I had no support.
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Not from him,
not from Newman, no one.
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First time I sparred with
an opponent I was terrified.
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My legs,
they were like noodles.
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My legs,
they were like noodles.
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Then I looked inside,
and I found my katra.
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"Katra"?
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Yeah, your spirit,
your, uh, being.
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That part of you
that says, "Yes, I can."
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Sammy Davis had it.
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So I listened to my katra,
and now:
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[TRUMPETS]
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I'm dominating the dojo.
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I'm class champion.
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Well, you know, I--
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I have watched
Peterman run the company.
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Sure, you have.
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I know how to do it.
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I know how to do it.
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Mm-hm.
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Pair of pants,
stupid story, a huge markup.
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I can do that.
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You follow your katra
and you can do anything.
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[LAUGHING]
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Now get out of here.
Okay.
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That kid is gonna be
all right.
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No, she's not.
[BANGING ON DOOR]
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BOY:
Come on, Kramer.
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Hey there.
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Come on.
Mom's down in the car.
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Okay, Joey.
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You guys have class
at the same time?
261
00:09:52,914 --> 00:09:55,168
No, we're in
the same class.
262
00:09:55,168 --> 00:09:55,181
No, we're in
the same class.
263
00:09:55,214 --> 00:09:56,714
You're in the same class?
264
00:09:56,747 --> 00:09:59,014
He almost beat me.
265
00:09:59,047 --> 00:10:01,347
Kramer,
you're fighting children?
266
00:10:01,381 --> 00:10:05,247
We're all at the same
skill level, Jerry.
267
00:10:05,281 --> 00:10:06,947
He's 9 years old.
268
00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:09,881
You don't need karate.
You can just ring his neck.
269
00:10:09,914 --> 00:10:11,114
[CAR HORN HONKING]
270
00:10:11,147 --> 00:10:13,214
I got car pool.
271
00:10:13,247 --> 00:10:14,514
[♪]
272
00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,614
KRAMER:
Thanks for the juice box,
Mrs. Z.
273
00:10:16,647 --> 00:10:19,281
Hey, can we stop for ice cream
on the way home, Mom?
274
00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:20,681
Mmm, I don't know about--
275
00:10:20,714 --> 00:10:22,747
ALL:
Please!
276
00:10:22,781 --> 00:10:25,168
Please,
please!
277
00:10:25,168 --> 00:10:25,347
Please,
please!
278
00:10:25,381 --> 00:10:26,381
All right.
279
00:10:26,414 --> 00:10:27,847
ALL:
Yeah!
280
00:10:27,881 --> 00:10:29,714
[♪]
281
00:10:29,747 --> 00:10:31,347
DUGAN:
You're taking the job?
282
00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,047
You got that straight.
283
00:10:33,081 --> 00:10:36,014
Now, I want four new ideas
from each of you by 6:00.
284
00:10:36,047 --> 00:10:38,181
No, make that six ideas
by 4:00.
285
00:10:38,214 --> 00:10:41,714
All right. Let's move.
Move! Move! Move! Move!
286
00:10:45,781 --> 00:10:47,247
Are you prepared for kumite?
287
00:10:47,281 --> 00:10:48,614
BOTH:
Yes, sensei.
288
00:10:48,647 --> 00:10:50,514
Fighting stance.
289
00:10:50,547 --> 00:10:53,047
[BOTH GRUNT]
Begin!
290
00:10:53,081 --> 00:10:54,181
Ha-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!
291
00:10:54,214 --> 00:10:55,168
[♪]
292
00:10:55,168 --> 00:10:55,514
[♪]
293
00:10:55,547 --> 00:10:57,481
[YELLING AND GRUNTING]
294
00:11:04,947 --> 00:11:06,647
[SCREAMING]
295
00:11:07,814 --> 00:11:09,247
[KRAMER YELLING]
296
00:11:09,281 --> 00:11:10,847
[GONG BONGS]
297
00:11:10,881 --> 00:11:12,547
Winner.
298
00:11:12,581 --> 00:11:14,747
[♪]
299
00:11:14,781 --> 00:11:16,914
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
300
00:11:16,947 --> 00:11:18,947
It's open.
301
00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:23,247
Rosses.
302
00:11:23,281 --> 00:11:24,247
Hello, George.
303
00:11:24,281 --> 00:11:25,168
[STAMMERING]
Come in. Come in.
304
00:11:25,168 --> 00:11:27,681
[STAMMERING]
Come in. Come in.
305
00:11:27,714 --> 00:11:29,881
We, uh, tried to call,
but the line was busy.
306
00:11:29,914 --> 00:11:32,281
Oh, oh, yeah.
Sure, here.
307
00:11:32,314 --> 00:11:34,347
Uh, sit down,
please.
308
00:11:34,381 --> 00:11:36,247
Uh... Uh, cheese there?
309
00:11:36,281 --> 00:11:39,847
We know the last three months
have been hard on you.
310
00:11:39,881 --> 00:11:42,947
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Very, very hard.
311
00:11:42,981 --> 00:11:45,581
And they've been hard
on us too.
312
00:11:45,614 --> 00:11:46,781
It's a terrible tragedy
313
00:11:46,814 --> 00:11:48,914
when parents outlive
their children.
314
00:11:48,947 --> 00:11:54,014
Yes, I agree. I-- I hope
my parents go long before I do.
315
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,168
That's why we decided
to create a foundation
316
00:11:55,168 --> 00:11:57,214
That's why we decided
to create a foundation
317
00:11:57,247 --> 00:11:59,614
to preserve Susan's memory.
318
00:11:59,647 --> 00:12:02,181
Oh, that's wonderful.
319
00:12:02,214 --> 00:12:05,081
And, of course, we want you
to be an integral part.
320
00:12:05,114 --> 00:12:07,747
Yes, integ--
321
00:12:07,781 --> 00:12:10,181
H-how int--? How integral?
322
00:12:10,214 --> 00:12:12,014
You'll be on the board
of directors.
323
00:12:12,047 --> 00:12:13,414
Great.
324
00:12:13,447 --> 00:12:15,414
[CHUCKLING]
Great!
325
00:12:15,447 --> 00:12:19,547
Oh, oh, oh, gosh,
you know, it's just...
326
00:12:19,581 --> 00:12:21,214
My duties with the Yankees,
you know--
327
00:12:21,247 --> 00:12:23,547
MRS. ROSS:
Oh, don't worry, George.
328
00:12:23,581 --> 00:12:25,168
The foundation will revolve
around your schedule.
329
00:12:25,168 --> 00:12:26,847
The foundation will revolve
around your schedule.
330
00:12:26,881 --> 00:12:31,214
Evening, weekends,
whenever you have free time.
331
00:12:32,881 --> 00:12:35,514
I can't believe
this is happening.
332
00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:37,681
Well, it wouldn't have
without your friend Jerry's
333
00:12:37,714 --> 00:12:40,247
inspirational words.
334
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:44,381
He said to us, "She's not
really dead if her shadow is--"
335
00:12:44,414 --> 00:12:47,047
Uh, what was it, dear?
336
00:12:47,081 --> 00:12:48,847
Something about a way,
wasn't it?
337
00:12:48,881 --> 00:12:51,414
And a light and a--
338
00:12:51,447 --> 00:12:52,547
[CHUCKLES]
339
00:12:52,581 --> 00:12:54,881
Who the hell knows.
340
00:12:54,914 --> 00:12:55,168
MR. ROSS:
But what's important is that
your relationship with Susan
341
00:12:55,168 --> 00:12:58,014
MR. ROSS:
But what's important is that
your relationship with Susan
342
00:12:58,047 --> 00:12:59,514
doesn't have to end.
343
00:12:59,547 --> 00:13:03,114
MRS. ROSS:
So will you be sure
to thank Jerry for us?
344
00:13:03,147 --> 00:13:05,614
The second I see him.
345
00:13:05,647 --> 00:13:06,914
[♪]
346
00:13:10,463 --> 00:13:12,363
[♪]
347
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,429
Hey.
348
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,296
Hey.
349
00:13:19,329 --> 00:13:20,629
How's your day? Good?
350
00:13:20,663 --> 00:13:21,829
Actually, yeah.
351
00:13:21,863 --> 00:13:23,963
I'm meeting Mulva here
in a few minutes.
352
00:13:23,996 --> 00:13:26,029
So, uh...
353
00:13:26,063 --> 00:13:27,296
Wrath of Khan, huh?
354
00:13:27,329 --> 00:13:29,629
Yeah, was that a beauty
or what?
355
00:13:31,163 --> 00:13:32,329
What was that line again?
356
00:13:32,363 --> 00:13:36,329
Something about...finding
your way in a shadow?
357
00:13:36,363 --> 00:13:38,029
No, no, no, it's,
"She's not really dead
358
00:13:38,063 --> 00:13:38,538
if we find a way
to remember her."
359
00:13:38,538 --> 00:13:40,429
if we find a way
to remember her."
360
00:13:40,463 --> 00:13:41,796
That's it.
361
00:13:41,829 --> 00:13:44,529
That's the line...
362
00:13:44,563 --> 00:13:47,029
that destroyed my life.
363
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,129
Problem?
364
00:13:52,163 --> 00:13:54,429
The Rosses have started up
a foundation, Jerry,
365
00:13:54,463 --> 00:13:56,663
and I have to sit
on the board of directors.
366
00:13:56,696 --> 00:13:58,829
Hey, board of directors,
look at you.
367
00:13:58,863 --> 00:14:02,096
Yeah, look at me.
I was free and clear.
368
00:14:02,129 --> 00:14:04,596
I was living the dream.
I was stripped to the waist
369
00:14:04,629 --> 00:14:07,929
eating a block of cheese
the size of a car battery.
370
00:14:07,963 --> 00:14:08,538
Before we go any further,
I'd just like to point out
371
00:14:08,538 --> 00:14:10,096
Before we go any further,
I'd just like to point out
372
00:14:10,129 --> 00:14:13,763
how disturbing it is that you
equate eating a block of cheese
373
00:14:13,796 --> 00:14:16,529
with some sort
of bachelor paradise.
374
00:14:16,563 --> 00:14:19,296
Don't you see? I'm back in.
375
00:14:19,329 --> 00:14:21,696
All because of Wrath of Khan?
Yes!
376
00:14:21,729 --> 00:14:24,129
Well, it was the best
of those movies.
377
00:14:26,129 --> 00:14:30,996
Khan!
378
00:14:31,029 --> 00:14:33,629
[♪]
379
00:14:36,463 --> 00:14:37,629
George?
380
00:14:40,229 --> 00:14:42,129
George?
Oh!
381
00:14:42,163 --> 00:14:45,596
I'm Wyck Thayer, chairman
of the Susan Ross Foundation.
382
00:14:45,629 --> 00:14:46,596
Wink?
383
00:14:46,629 --> 00:14:49,096
Wyck.
Wyck.
384
00:14:49,129 --> 00:14:52,296
Now, as you know, the, uh,
Rosses had considerable monies.
385
00:14:52,329 --> 00:14:54,796
Well, I-- I know
they have some monies.
386
00:14:54,829 --> 00:14:58,129
They had more than some monies.
Many, many monies.
387
00:14:59,829 --> 00:15:02,529
And they planned, uh,
to give a sizable portion
388
00:15:02,563 --> 00:15:05,696
of their estate to you
and Susan after the wedding.
389
00:15:05,729 --> 00:15:08,538
So if Susan and I had--
390
00:15:08,538 --> 00:15:08,829
So if Susan and I had--
391
00:15:08,863 --> 00:15:12,663
I mean, if the envelopes
hadn't, uh...
392
00:15:12,696 --> 00:15:13,963
Then we...
393
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,029
Yes.
394
00:15:15,063 --> 00:15:16,029
And now?
395
00:15:16,063 --> 00:15:17,763
Not.
396
00:15:17,796 --> 00:15:20,529
It's all been endowed
to the foundation.
397
00:15:20,563 --> 00:15:22,096
Even this townhouse.
398
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:23,663
This townhouse?
399
00:15:23,696 --> 00:15:25,996
Yes, this would have been
your wedding gift.
400
00:15:26,029 --> 00:15:27,463
And now?
Not.
401
00:15:27,496 --> 00:15:29,596
Not.
402
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:33,296
Also endowed.
403
00:15:33,329 --> 00:15:36,663
George, I know how much
Susan meant to you.
404
00:15:36,696 --> 00:15:37,763
This can't be easy.
405
00:15:37,796 --> 00:15:38,538
You know, it really can't.
406
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:39,596
You know, it really can't.
407
00:15:39,629 --> 00:15:41,696
[♪]
408
00:15:41,729 --> 00:15:43,129
DOLORES:
So who broke it off?
409
00:15:43,163 --> 00:15:44,863
Well, that's the thing.
It was mutual.
410
00:15:44,896 --> 00:15:47,363
Oh, come on. Everybody knows
there's no such thing
411
00:15:47,396 --> 00:15:50,329
as a mutual breakup.
Tell me the truth.
412
00:15:50,363 --> 00:15:52,929
I am.
It was the world's first.
413
00:15:52,963 --> 00:15:53,963
[SIGHS]
414
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,629
You know,
when I heard you got engaged,
415
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,096
I thought maybe you'd matured,
416
00:15:57,129 --> 00:15:59,663
but obviously
there's no growth here.
417
00:15:59,696 --> 00:16:01,496
Well, I can't argue
with that,
418
00:16:01,529 --> 00:16:03,929
but the fact remains
I was completely...
419
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,263
Mulva.
420
00:16:06,296 --> 00:16:07,963
[RINGING]
421
00:16:07,996 --> 00:16:08,538
[LOCKS TURNING]
422
00:16:08,538 --> 00:16:09,663
[LOCKS TURNING]
423
00:16:16,529 --> 00:16:17,863
Hello.
424
00:16:17,896 --> 00:16:20,029
WOMAN [OVER PHONE]:
Please hold for Elaine Benes.
425
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:22,696
Oh, I don't believe this.
426
00:16:23,463 --> 00:16:24,829
Jerry?
427
00:16:24,863 --> 00:16:26,129
JERRY:
Hey.
428
00:16:26,163 --> 00:16:30,096
Hey, guess who just finished
laying out her first issue
429
00:16:30,129 --> 00:16:32,096
of the J. Peterman Catalogue?
430
00:16:32,129 --> 00:16:33,096
How's it look?
431
00:16:33,129 --> 00:16:34,363
It's a peach.
432
00:16:34,396 --> 00:16:37,263
What's that?
I say, it's a peach.
433
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:38,463
Let me ask you something.
434
00:16:38,496 --> 00:16:38,538
When I told you
my breakup was mutual,
435
00:16:38,538 --> 00:16:40,329
When I told you
my breakup was mutual,
436
00:16:40,363 --> 00:16:42,296
did you believe me?
No, no, no.
437
00:16:42,329 --> 00:16:43,663
It's weak.
No one's gonna buy it,
438
00:16:43,696 --> 00:16:45,829
and you shouldn't be selling it.
439
00:16:45,863 --> 00:16:48,263
I gotta do some research here.
440
00:16:48,296 --> 00:16:51,029
Hey, hey. Me, talkin'?
441
00:16:52,296 --> 00:16:53,596
You know,
442
00:16:53,629 --> 00:16:55,663
between you and me,
443
00:16:55,696 --> 00:16:59,829
I always thought Kramer
was a bit of a doofus.
444
00:16:59,863 --> 00:17:02,663
But he believed in me.
445
00:17:02,696 --> 00:17:04,096
You did not.
446
00:17:04,129 --> 00:17:07,529
So as I see it,
he's not the doofus,
447
00:17:07,563 --> 00:17:08,538
you are the doofus.
448
00:17:08,538 --> 00:17:09,829
you are the doofus.
449
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:10,829
Oh, I'm the doofus?
450
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:11,929
Yes.
451
00:17:11,963 --> 00:17:15,663
You, Jerry, are the doofus.
452
00:17:15,696 --> 00:17:16,829
You know, it occurs to me
453
00:17:16,863 --> 00:17:19,596
that Kramer is
at "ka-ra-tay" right now.
454
00:17:19,629 --> 00:17:21,096
Well, maybe I'll just go
down there
455
00:17:21,129 --> 00:17:22,863
and thank him in person.
456
00:17:22,896 --> 00:17:25,129
Yeah, that's what
I was thinkin'.
457
00:17:25,163 --> 00:17:27,763
[♪]
458
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:29,163
[YELLING]
459
00:17:29,196 --> 00:17:30,929
Kramer?
460
00:17:30,963 --> 00:17:32,829
Ahh!
461
00:17:32,863 --> 00:17:34,329
Oh, hey.
What are you doing?
462
00:17:34,363 --> 00:17:36,896
Oh, well, I'm dom--
I'm dominating.
463
00:17:38,129 --> 00:17:38,538
You never said
you were fighting children.
464
00:17:38,538 --> 00:17:39,996
You never said
you were fighting children.
465
00:17:40,029 --> 00:17:43,163
Well, it's not the size
of the opponent, Elaine.
466
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,663
It's, uh...the ferocity.
467
00:17:45,696 --> 00:17:48,463
This is what you used
to build me up?
468
00:17:48,496 --> 00:17:51,196
This is where got
all that stupid katra stuff?
469
00:17:51,229 --> 00:17:54,829
No, no, no, that's from,
uh, Star Trek III.
470
00:17:54,863 --> 00:17:56,496
The Search for Spock.
471
00:17:56,529 --> 00:17:59,096
Search for Spock?
472
00:17:59,129 --> 00:18:02,163
Yeah, yeah, I know. Jerry will
tell you that the Wrath of Khan
473
00:18:02,196 --> 00:18:04,629
is the better picture,
but for me, I--
474
00:18:04,663 --> 00:18:05,563
You doofus!
475
00:18:07,229 --> 00:18:08,538
CHILDREN:
Wow.
476
00:18:08,538 --> 00:18:08,863
CHILDREN:
Wow.
477
00:18:08,896 --> 00:18:12,296
[♪]
478
00:18:12,329 --> 00:18:13,829
Okay, question number eight:
479
00:18:13,863 --> 00:18:17,263
what if I told you my fiancée
left me for another man?
480
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:20,596
Does that make me more likable,
less likable, as likable?
481
00:18:20,629 --> 00:18:22,196
Let's start over here
this time.
482
00:18:22,229 --> 00:18:24,129
More.
483
00:18:24,163 --> 00:18:25,463
Less.
484
00:18:25,496 --> 00:18:27,429
Same.
485
00:18:27,463 --> 00:18:29,396
Are we about through here?
486
00:18:31,696 --> 00:18:34,629
[♪]
487
00:18:34,663 --> 00:18:37,363
I thought you said your mom
was meeting us in the alley.
488
00:18:37,396 --> 00:18:38,538
Ah, she had a little
change of plans.
489
00:18:38,538 --> 00:18:40,829
Ah, she had a little
change of plans.
490
00:18:40,863 --> 00:18:42,696
[♪]
491
00:18:42,729 --> 00:18:44,629
What's going on?
492
00:18:44,663 --> 00:18:46,596
Hey, Timmy, Clara.
493
00:18:46,629 --> 00:18:49,829
That was some kind of workout
we had tonight, huh?
494
00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:51,629
Now we finish it.
495
00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:53,263
Huh? Wha--?
496
00:18:53,296 --> 00:18:54,663
BOY:
Get him.
497
00:18:54,696 --> 00:18:57,629
Ah! Ahh! Mama!
498
00:18:57,663 --> 00:18:59,996
[♪]
499
00:19:00,029 --> 00:19:01,663
JERRY:
Dad, I wouldn't eat anything
500
00:19:01,696 --> 00:19:05,129
you caught in that pond
out in front of the condo.
501
00:19:05,163 --> 00:19:08,329
All right. Look, Elaine's here.
I gotta get going.
502
00:19:08,363 --> 00:19:08,538
Uh, by the way, uh...
503
00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:10,129
Uh, by the way, uh...
504
00:19:10,163 --> 00:19:12,996
I'm not getting married.
Tell Mom. Bye.
505
00:19:13,029 --> 00:19:16,863
[PHONE RINGS]
506
00:19:16,896 --> 00:19:18,629
So...
507
00:19:20,696 --> 00:19:22,529
Did you stop by the dojo?
508
00:19:22,563 --> 00:19:23,696
Yup.
509
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:25,296
How's your
confidence level?
510
00:19:25,329 --> 00:19:26,296
Shot.
511
00:19:26,329 --> 00:19:27,629
Self-esteem?
512
00:19:27,663 --> 00:19:29,329
Gone.
Doofus?
513
00:19:29,363 --> 00:19:31,529
Yo.
514
00:19:31,563 --> 00:19:33,463
All right. So what?
515
00:19:33,496 --> 00:19:36,229
You put out the catalogue.
How bad could it be?
516
00:19:43,296 --> 00:19:44,829
What is that?
517
00:19:44,863 --> 00:19:48,529
The urban sombrero.
518
00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:50,296
I put it on the cover.
519
00:19:50,329 --> 00:19:54,329
Well, nobody sees the...cover.
520
00:19:56,163 --> 00:19:57,496
What happened to you?
521
00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:59,796
Whew. I got whupped.
522
00:19:59,829 --> 00:20:02,629
You should have seen the rage
in their little eyes.
523
00:20:02,663 --> 00:20:06,429
And those tiny little fists
of fury.
524
00:20:06,463 --> 00:20:07,363
Oh.
525
00:20:08,829 --> 00:20:10,496
What is that?
526
00:20:10,529 --> 00:20:13,663
It's the new cover
of the J. Peterman catalogue.
527
00:20:13,696 --> 00:20:15,529
It is Elaine's choice.
528
00:20:15,563 --> 00:20:16,963
Let's congratulate her.
529
00:20:17,963 --> 00:20:19,163
Whoa.
530
00:20:19,196 --> 00:20:21,296
This is all your fault.
531
00:20:21,329 --> 00:20:23,463
You told me
I could run the company.
532
00:20:23,496 --> 00:20:26,663
Well, then I was way off!
533
00:20:26,696 --> 00:20:28,863
Well, I'll see ya.
534
00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:31,196
Vaya con Dios.
535
00:20:32,729 --> 00:20:34,763
Man. I gotta go lay down.
536
00:20:34,796 --> 00:20:36,629
Are you and George
going out a little later?
537
00:20:36,663 --> 00:20:38,463
No, he's still stuck
at the foundation.
538
00:20:38,496 --> 00:20:38,538
You know, you oughta go
down there and help him out.
539
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:40,629
You know, you oughta go
down there and help him out.
540
00:20:40,663 --> 00:20:41,796
He's a widower.
541
00:20:41,829 --> 00:20:45,496
Widower? Wait a second.
542
00:20:45,529 --> 00:20:46,696
[♪]
543
00:20:46,729 --> 00:20:50,463
Okay, let's see.
The beach house, 48 acres--
544
00:20:50,496 --> 00:20:51,663
Ooh, Southampton.
545
00:20:51,696 --> 00:20:53,496
That should fetch
a fair price.
546
00:20:53,529 --> 00:20:55,829
Would I have had access
to that?
547
00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:57,296
Course.
Would have been yours.
548
00:20:57,329 --> 00:20:58,963
And now?
549
00:20:58,996 --> 00:21:00,163
Not.
550
00:21:00,196 --> 00:21:01,263
[PHONE RINGS]
551
00:21:01,296 --> 00:21:02,363
Got it.
552
00:21:06,663 --> 00:21:07,629
Hello.
553
00:21:07,663 --> 00:21:08,538
JERRY:
Hey, Georgie.
554
00:21:08,538 --> 00:21:08,963
JERRY:
Hey, Georgie.
555
00:21:08,996 --> 00:21:10,996
I'm doing some research
down at the coffee shop.
556
00:21:11,029 --> 00:21:12,596
Your story's the one.
557
00:21:12,629 --> 00:21:14,796
My story?
Yeah, your widower story's
558
00:21:14,829 --> 00:21:16,129
tested through the roof.
559
00:21:18,296 --> 00:21:19,863
When are you getting
out of there?
560
00:21:19,896 --> 00:21:23,963
Um. Excuse me, Wyck,
are we, uh, almost done here?
561
00:21:23,996 --> 00:21:26,529
[CHUCKLING]
No, no, not even close.
562
00:21:32,129 --> 00:21:33,496
I can't go.
563
00:21:33,529 --> 00:21:35,329
What do you mean,
you can't go?
564
00:21:35,363 --> 00:21:37,663
There's two really cute girls
sitting at the counter,
565
00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:38,538
eating grilled cheese.
566
00:21:38,538 --> 00:21:38,963
eating grilled cheese.
567
00:21:38,996 --> 00:21:40,029
Cheese, George.
568
00:21:40,063 --> 00:21:42,596
Cheese.
569
00:21:42,629 --> 00:21:45,996
Okay, next item,
Susan's doll collection.
570
00:21:46,029 --> 00:21:49,696
Estimated value: 2.6 million.
571
00:21:49,729 --> 00:21:52,996
What do you say we go
through this doll by doll.
572
00:21:53,029 --> 00:21:54,963
[♪]
573
00:22:09,396 --> 00:22:11,096
It was nothing unusual.
574
00:22:11,129 --> 00:22:13,463
Every afternoon
for the last 24 years,
575
00:22:13,496 --> 00:22:16,429
I'd shut the door to my office
and sneak a little shuteye.
576
00:22:16,463 --> 00:22:18,096
No one was the wiser.
577
00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:22,596
But then my wife gets me
this urban sombrero.
578
00:22:22,629 --> 00:22:25,763
The next thing I know,
my ass is out on the street.
579
00:22:25,796 --> 00:22:27,696
I tried one too.
580
00:22:27,729 --> 00:22:30,963
I woke up and found my walking
papers tacked to the brim.
581
00:22:30,996 --> 00:22:33,163
Stupid J. Pendleton.
582
00:22:33,863 --> 00:22:36,296
It's "Peterman."
583
00:22:36,329 --> 00:22:36,784
It's J. Peterman.
584
00:22:36,784 --> 00:22:39,429
It's J. Peterman.
585
00:22:39,463 --> 00:22:42,529
I never thought
a hat would destroy my life.
586
00:22:42,563 --> 00:22:44,529
[♪]
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