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I never figured out why
they make these bizarre toilet seats.
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You know? Like those clear Lucite
ones with all the coins in it?
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It's a lovely tribute to our
past president. It's not bad enough...
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...Lincoln got shot in the head, we
gotta drop our pants and sit on it too.
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It's just incomprehensible
that you would buy a thing like this.
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You install it on your toilet seat.
And this says what about you?
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I can't afford to throw money down
the toilet, but look how close I am.
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I cannot believe Lindsay's seeing you
after that Breakfast at Tiffany's thing.
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I think she finds
my stupidity charming.
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- As we all do.
- Yeah.
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Anyway, she's having some kind
of a family lunch. I'll swing by after.
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- So you gonna meet the mother?
- I'll zip in. "How do you do?"
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- Zip out. She'll love me.
- You're good with the mothers.
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You know, I'm better with the mothers
than I am with the daughters.
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- Maybe you should date the mothers.
- Lf I could talk to the mothers...
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...and have sex with the daughters,
then I'd really have something going.
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- You've got something going.
- Yeah.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- You got a hammer?
- What do you need a hammer for?
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I got this new poster, 3-D art.
Computers generate it.
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- Yeah, I wanna see that. Bring it over.
- I don't have it now.
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I gotta pick it up at Mr. Pitt's.
Elaine was framing stuff for him...
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...so she did me a favor.
Wanna take a ride?
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- No, I don't think so.
- George, you wanna go for a ride?
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- No.
- Oh, come on!
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Could you wait until the man
finishes...?
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All right, I've had it with you two.
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Hey, guess what? Remember that
woman you saw me with?
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She used to be
an Olympic gymnast.
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- A gymnast?
- Yeah. She's Romanian.
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She won a silver
at the '84 Olympics.
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A gymnast, Jerry.
Think of the flexibility.
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That sex will melt your face.
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- Yeah, well, I think I'm bailing.
- Bailing?
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Kramer, there's always a price
to pay for just a sexual dalliance.
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Jerry, you should pay that price.
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She's Romanian. What will I talk
to her about? Ceausescu?
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Ch... What?
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Gymnast? I can't believe it.
You didn't tell me she was a gymnast.
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What is this?
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I'm putting my shirt back on.
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Back on? What was it doing off?
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I take it off when I go to the...
You know, to the office.
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What for?
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Frees me up, no encumbrances.
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- Unbuttoned or all the way off?
- All the way, baby.
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Of course.
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Again? Kramer, if you keep
getting these attacks...
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...you should see the doctor
and have it checked out.
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Yeah, yeah.
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- You always take the shirt off?
- Always.
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I tell you, knowing you is like going
into the jungle.
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I never know what I'm gonna find next,
and I'm real scared.
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Elaine, I need you to proofread
this report for my meeting...
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...with the Poland Creek
bottled-water people.
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- What meeting?
- I told you.
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I sit on the board of trustees
for Morgan Springs...
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...and we're trying to acquire
Poland Creek.
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Are you using a fountain pen?
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- Yes.
- They smear.
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Under no circumstances is ink
to be used in this office.
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All right, I'll use a pencil, Mr. Pitt.
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- Elaine.
- Come in. Come in.
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Yeah.
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Hi, right there. Yeah.
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- That's not it.
- Kramer, it's that...
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- There she blows.
- Kramer?
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Kramer, could you do this at home?
I don't think...
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- I've got work to do, okay?
- These are nice corners.
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Elaine, did I hear...?
This is very odd.
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Yeah, it's 3-D art. Computers
generate them, big computers.
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Yes, I've heard about these.
How do they work?
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You blur your eyes like you're staring
straight through the picture...
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...and you keep
your eyes unfocused.
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Then...
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Yeah!
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- I don't see it.
- It's a spaceship...
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...surrounded by planets, asteroids.
- I still don't see it.
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Okay. Kramer, that's enough.
Mr. Pitt has got work to do.
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You ever dream in 3-D?
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It's like the boogeyman
is coming right at you.
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- A spaceship, where?
- Right in here.
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Just keep your eyes unfocused.
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- Oh, Mama.
- Kramer, what's wrong?
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- Mama.
- Kramer, are you okay?
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I think I got to go to the doctor.
Oh, Mama!
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How long does it usually take?
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George, it is so nice
to finally meet you.
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And I'm sorry
we've kept Lindsay so long.
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- Mother.
- No, no, not at all.
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I have always felt that the
most important thing in the world...
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...is spending time with family.
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Are you and your family close?
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Very close. Almost painfully close.
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Mother, I'm gonna walk Nana
and Aunt Phyllis to the elevator.
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George, do you mind
waiting one more minute?
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Mind? Why would I mind?
I would love to wait.
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Nana, nice to see you.
Nana!
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Aunt Phyllis, always a pleasure,
what a pleasure.
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Hey, let's do this again real soon.
I had fun.
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- Can I offer you anything to eat?
- No, I'm fine.
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- Let me help you with these dishes.
- George, you don't have to.
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No, I know I don't have to,
I want to.
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George, you are such a gentleman.
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I'd argue if I could, Mrs. Enright.
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Here we go. All right.
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Mrs. Enright!
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Mrs. Enright!
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Look, there's a spaceship.
That is so cool.
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Where is it?
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- Right here.
- I'm looking there!
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- No, no, unfocus.
- I am unfocused!
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Hello?
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Oh, yeah. Okay, fine.
He'll be right down.
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Car's here to pick you up
and take you to the meeting.
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Meeting?
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The Poland Creek merger.
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- Why don't you go for me?
- How can I go?
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All they're gonna do
is read the report.
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Mr. Pitt, I do not think
that is just such a good idea.
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Oh, damn this thing!
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So Ceausescu,
he must have been some dictator.
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Yes, he was not shy about dictating.
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He must have been dictating
first thing in the morning.
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- I want a cup of coffee and a muffin.
- And you could not refuse.
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No, you'd have to be crazy.
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- He was a very bad dictator.
- Yes.
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Very bad.
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Very, very bad.
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So let me get this straight.
You find yourself in the kitchen.
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You see an eclair
in the receptacle...
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...and you think to yourself:
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"What the hell,
I'll just eat some trash."
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No, no, no. It was not trash.
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- Was it in the trash?
- Yes.
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Then it was trash.
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It wasrt down in.
It was sort of on top.
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- But it was in the cylinder.
- Above the rim.
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Adjacent to refuse is refuse.
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It was on a magazine,
and it still had the doily on.
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- Was it eaten?
- One little bite.
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Well, that's garbage.
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But I know who took the bite.
It was her aunt.
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You, my friend, have crossed the line
that divides man and bum.
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You are now a bum.
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Hey.
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What's with you?
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I got a stone.
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- What stone?
- A kidney stone.
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What is that, anyway?
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It's a stony mineral concretion...
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...formed abnormally in the kidney.
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And this jagged shard of calcium
pushes its way through the ureter...
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...into the bladder.
It's forced out through the urine.
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Boy, that's gotta hurt.
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Our shareholders
have given basic approval...
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...for the merger,
including the stock swap.
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The stock swap.
Let's swap some stock.
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If you'll just give this to Mr. Pitt
and tell him that we expect...
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...to be in full-scale production
by the spring.
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All right. Hey, you guys,
what's the name...
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...of the new company gonna be?
- Moland Spring.
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- Moland?
- Yes.
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We combined Morgan and Poland.
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Yeah, I know, but Moland?
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I wouldn't drink
anything called Moland.
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But it was Mr. Pitt's idea.
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Well, what's in a name?
I mean, water is water, right?
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We've got to do something
about that name.
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No, Lindsay, it was not in the garbage.
It was above the garbage.
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Hovering like an angel.
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Of course I know your aunt bit it.
I kissed her goodbye.
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Listen, can I tell you something else?
In my family...
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...we used to eat out of the garbage
all the time. It was no big thing.
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That's right. Okay.
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Bye-bye. I'm back in.
She gave me a second chance.
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- Good for you.
- Yes. Good for me.
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You know what you should do now?
Get her flowers, smooth it out.
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Yes. Flowers. I will get her flowers.
I will go to the florist.
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Behold, the games
of the '84 Olympiad.
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- Katya's silver-medal performance.
- Kramer, you're still on this?
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I've seen gymnasts.
I know what they do.
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- It's not gonna make any difference.
- Jerry, what is your problem?
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Kramer, you know,
guys like you with no conscience...
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...don't know what it's like
for guys like me.
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I'm in the unfortunate position of
having to consider people's feelings.
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All right, Jerry, are you familiar
with the Kama Sutra?
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- No.
- Tantric yoga.
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- No.
- Jerry, you stand on the threshold...
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...to the magical world
of sensual delights...
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...that most men dare not dream of.
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Boy, you can really talk some trash.
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I guess that's better than eating it.
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All right, why don't we just watch
the tape, huh?
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- Did you pass your stone yet?
- Not yet.
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But the suspense is killing me.
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- Hey, that's her.
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's her.
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Look at the height, Jerry,
the extension.
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Watch the tuck,
handstand, half turn...
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...giant into a straddle,
back into another handstand...
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...nice kip, reverse hecht.
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Nice leg extension. Good form.
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Here comes the big dismount.
Look at the rotation.
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Full in, double back,
and she sticks the landing.
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Perhaps you'd like to keep the tape.
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I'll take that as a yes.
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Well, here we are.
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Yes, we are here.
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How did you stay on that beam
like that? It's only this wide.
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I can balance myself in any position.
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It is amazing, after years of training,
how one can contort one's body.
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Of course, it is only useful
in gymnastics.
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Oh, boy.
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I couldn't believe it.
I thought I was entering...
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...a magical world
of sensual delights.
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It was just so ordinary.
There was nothing gymnastic about it.
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What did you think
she was going to do?
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You know, I mean... I don't know.
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No, what?
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- Obviously, I prefer not mention any...
- Did you think she was gonna take...
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...some of that chalk and...
- I really don't wanna get into it.
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- Oh, come on. One thing.
- You know, any kind of specifics.
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One thing. What?
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Well, frankly, I thought, you know,
I was gonna be like the apparatus.
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You mean like
the uneven parallel bars?
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- Again, I don't feel like...
- The balance beam?
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- Could we stop?
- Not the pommel horse.
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Let's just drop it.
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So let me ask you this.
How long would you say...
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...I have to put in now
because of, you know, last night?
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- I don't know, at least three weeks.
- Oh, great.
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Jerry, that is such small potatoes.
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I think that I may have
single-handedly put the kibosh...
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...on the big water merger.
- Between Poland and Morgan?
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Yeah. Started a big
name controversy.
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Kramer. The stone.
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What happened?
Did you pass the stone?
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00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:16,081
No, I tried to do a reverse hecht
off my couch, and I didn't make it.
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You call this coffee?
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Hey!
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What the hell was that?
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- I'm terribly sorry.
- Clean that up!
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Oh, sure. Of course.
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Could you hold these
for just a second?
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Here you go.
Don't worry about a thing.
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It's gonna be fine.
Here we go. Look at this shine.
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Look at this sparkle.
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Mrs. Enright! Mrs. Enright!
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Mrs. Enright!
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Lindsay, I had accidentally spilled
coffee on the gentlemars windshield.
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Why would I do that? I have a job.
252
00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:21,385
Well, did she see a squeegee?
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00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:26,054
You're not gonna make
a dime without a squeegee.
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00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:30,925
That's right. Just tell your mother
it was all a big misunderstanding.
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You won't regret it.
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Okay, I'll see you later.
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Bye-bye.
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Strike two.
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00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:45,607
- You think I'm going down?
- You're behind in the count.
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- Hey, what are you doing later?
- Going out with Katya, thanks to you.
261
00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:53,083
Well, you know,
maybe you should try again.
262
00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:57,814
You know what happens the first time.
People are a little shy, a little reticent.
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If I do it again, that extends
my payment book another two weeks.
264
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:03,617
- Where are you going?
- The circus.
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00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,855
One of her old Olympic teammates
is an acrobat.
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- I don't even feel like going out.
- Jerry, it's your obligation, come on.
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00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:13,569
Yeah, well, if I gotta go
and spend time with this girl...
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...you're coming with me,
Dr. Cyclops.
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00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:18,734
- No, I don't wanna go to the circus.
- Yeah? Well, you're going.
270
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But I'm afraid of clowns.
271
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:27,518
I didn't send you over there
to complain about the name.
272
00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:30,985
I couldn't help it. Moland Springs?
273
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,953
I like the name Moland.
274
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I picked it out.
275
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,159
After all those months
of negotiating.
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- Well, I'm so sorry.
- Well, I'm going riding.
277
00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:44,334
I haven't been on Jenny
for three days.
278
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:47,233
All because of this blasted painting.
279
00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:50,037
- Elaine?
- Oh, sorry.
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Hello.
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Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
283
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:17,395
So, Jerry,
you're enjoying the circus?
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Greatest show on earth.
285
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:22,465
My father used to take me
to the circus.
286
00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:26,407
When the elephants came by,
he would scream curses at them...
287
00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:30,173
...blaming them for all the ills
of society.
288
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:34,245
Well, they certainly take up
a lot of space.
289
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,788
- Misha.
- Katya.
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00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:40,390
Misha, this is Jerry.
291
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:43,323
Yes, the comedian.
292
00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:53,767
Oh, yes. Yes, I'll tell him.
Yes, thank you.
293
00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:55,600
Hold on, hold on. Mr. Pitt?
294
00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:57,002
I think I'm on to something.
295
00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:59,303
Mr. Pitt, the board of directors
is on the phone.
296
00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:01,036
They've called
an emergency meeting.
297
00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:03,078
You need to be there
to discuss the merger.
298
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:05,808
You said keep your eyes out of focus,
which is misleading.
299
00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:07,713
You want deep focus.
300
00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:11,083
Yes, hi, okay. Fine. Yeah.
Hold on just a second. Let me just...
301
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:13,548
Yeah, I've got it...
302
00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:17,958
Yeah, he'll be there.
303
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:22,258
Mr. Pitt, you have got to stop
staring at that poster!
304
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:26,165
I see something that could be a
spaceship. Is it round? Is it pointed?
305
00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:29,432
No! You don't see it,
and you're never gonna see it!
306
00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:33,603
Mr. Pitt, you have to meet with the
shareholders. You have to leave now.
307
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:37,146
Do you hear me?
Do you hear me?
308
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:40,875
My goodness.
What's happened to me?
309
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,884
- Whers the meeting?
- In about 20 minutes.
310
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Do I have time to change?
311
00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:47,985
- No.
- Well, excuse me.
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I better get straight over there.
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00:18:50,996 --> 00:18:52,623
- Mr. Pitt...
- Yes?
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00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,532
- There's a...
- Is that ink?
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00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:58,302
No.
316
00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:05,335
Well, here we are.
317
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:10,676
Do you wanna come in?
My mother's having a little party.
318
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,586
- Maybe I could just use the bathroom.
- Sure.
319
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:19,848
Ladies and gentlemen, may I direct
your attention to the center ring...
320
00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:22,585
...where the incomparable Misha
will balance 10 stories...
321
00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:27,027
...above the circus floor on a wire
no wider than a human thumb.
322
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:29,230
It is time.
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00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:33,162
Break a leg.
324
00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:36,132
- Show biz.
- Ladies and gentlemen...
325
00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:39,175
...the incomparable Misha!
326
00:19:41,079 --> 00:19:43,172
Those capes
are really coming back.
327
00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:51,017
Sorry I took so long. They've got
one of those 3-D art posters in there.
328
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,919
It's mesmerizing.
329
00:20:28,193 --> 00:20:30,184
What is that sound?
330
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,226
It is horrible.
331
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:58,780
Anybody see that poster in there?
That is weird, wild stuff, huh?
332
00:21:13,138 --> 00:21:15,902
I have been accused
of wrongdoing...
333
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:20,175
...but these false accusations
will not deter us.
334
00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:24,475
We will annex Poland by the spring
at any cost!
335
00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:28,650
And our stock will rise high.
336
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:42,699
The doctor said Misha
is going to be all right.
337
00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:44,893
I must go and be with Misha now.
338
00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:47,868
- I don't want you to come with me.
- Why not?
339
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,770
It has been three days
since our night together.
340
00:21:50,942 --> 00:21:54,571
Misha said that was all the time
I needed to put in.
341
00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:59,046
- Really?
- In my country...
342
00:21:59,217 --> 00:22:01,913
...they speak of a man so virile,
so potent...
343
00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:05,250
...that to spend a night
with such a man is to enter a world...
344
00:22:05,424 --> 00:22:09,690
...of sensual delights
most women dare not dream of.
345
00:22:10,295 --> 00:22:12,923
This man is known
as the comedian.
346
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:20,204
You may tell jokes, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld,
but you are no comedian.
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00:22:21,204 --> 00:22:31,204
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