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Hello, hello, hello.

RuPaul: Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race UK...

And you'll be putting on a comedy night

celebrating the theme of love.

I've been known to meet

some emotional people in my time.

Top tip: never go cruising at a funeral.

[all laugh]

I've never been in love

unless we're talking about beans on toast.

Enough about that. That is a story for another day.

We both had [bleep, bleep, bleep].

[all laugh] Wow.

I don't think it always needs to be in the gutter.

The way you were going, well, that's another story.

And I'm, like, wait a minute, you haven't finished that one

or given me a punchline.

You push boundaries, and that's magical.

Con-drag-ulations. You are the winner of this week's challenge.

Tayce, shantay you stay.

A'Whora, sashay away.

Thank you.

Ooh.

What a Gagasaurus Rex.

That were nuts.

A'Whora has been sent home with two badges,

and Tayce has survived.

It really just shows you

that these badges aren't always protection.

"Talk about sexual tension.

"Lots of love. See you all soon

at the sauna, A'Whora. XOXO."

Oh, my God.

Well, well done for sending a third bitch home.

The lip sync assassin of Season 2, ladies and gentlemen.

Oh, my goodness, babe, Let's give it up for A'Whora.

We love you, baby.

Love you, girl.

It's gutting to see A'Whora go.

She's like a sister to me.

I'll see you at home.

But this is me. This is it, darling.

That's why I'm the Tasmanian devil,

Energizer Bunny of drag,

And if you can't keep up, get out!

She's probably going to deck you in the face

when she sees you.

-Oh, I know, I know. -[laughs]

I thought she was gonna write...

All: Fuck you, Ellie Diamond.

I didn't do anything wrong.

You play the game, and if you don't,

get a-moving.

I'll squeeze past there.

Jeez Louise.

How is everybody else feeling?

How are you, baby?

Yeah, I'm good.

You don't sound good. [laughs]

Ellie, it was just how open you were,

hen, about it.

"Oh, are you all happy with that?"

Doesn't matter if we're happy with it

because you were decided on it.

A'Whora's great and she's gone home.

What if that was me?

She's pissed.

I just made it to top four in this competition,

and Lawrence is bringing the energy down once again.

Hen, shut it.

You're never gonna please everybody.

Obviously I think you as well,

you felt like you have more to prove, too.

Completely. I won the mini-challenge,

and I went, right, I've got the power

to do whatever the fuck I want in this place.

Ellie knew what they were doing.

I mean, respect her doing it,

but it is quite cutthroat.

It didn't get you a badge, though.

Was it worth it?

[laughs]

Oh, she's going down on that one, bitch.

Pow! Pow! Pow!

It didn't get me a badge,

but it definitely got me through to next week,

so I can get a badge this week.

And on that note, let's go, ladies.

The final is in sight.

Friendships are still there,

but I think everyone's

looking out for themselves from now on.

You know what, babes?

Respect to you.

You played the game.

When it gets to it, friendships will be hurt.

And badges won't be won.

There's a strong top four,

but at the end of the day,

there can only be a final three.

Time to rely on talent to get yourself to the top.

One of us has to go. Who is it gonna be?

No!

I'm not sure yet, but I know it ain't me, darling.

Can you feel it? Can you taste it?

Can you smell it? I know I can.

[laughs]

RuPaul: The winner crowned the UK's Drag Race superstar

will receive an all expenses paid trip to Hollywood

to create their own digital series

with the producers of RuPaul's Drag Race.

Tonight with Michelle Visage

and Graham Norton.

♪ May the best woman ♪

♪ Best woman win ♪

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

♪ Da da-da-da ♪

-Oh! -Whoo!

-Whoo! -Ow!

-Yes! -It's top four.

I knew I was gonna get here.

I don't think anyone else did, but I knew it.

I feel like a contender!

Oh, yes.

Congratulations, Bimini.

It goes three, three...one.

[all laugh]

I might have no badges,

but I've never had to lip sync as well,

so I feel really proud of myself,

and I'm happy with everything I've showcased

in this competition.

But, yeah, I need a badge, know what I mean?

Oh, my goodness. How's you two feeling?

What's going on? What's the crack?

I'm good.

I still don't understand why you did what you did,

but you did it for a reason,

and it worked for you and I'm happy for you.

[laughs] I'm happy for you.

So happy for you.

She is not letting this go, honey.

I mean, A'Whora's probably at home

getting dicked down by it right now.

Doesn't even care anymore.

This is the week before the final now, though,

and we all want a spot in that top three.

Also, henny, we gotta bring it home for London.

We do.

We've gotta bring it home for Scotland.

[in Scots]

She was really good at sending competition home,

so, Ellie, send them home.

[alarm]

-Oh! -Oh!

Let's go!

Oh.

RuPaul: Ooh, girl!

Her majesty done already done had herses.

Ladies of the House of Beale.

If there's one thing a queen can deliver on the daily,

it's drama, mama.

So don't be an Albert Square.

If Pat Butcher hands you a meaty tuck,

well, by God, make a meal of it.

-Oh. -Oh.

[all laugh]

We're going shopping.

[all laugh]

I think we are going to be little thespians,

ingenues.

Hello, hello, hello.

[cheering]

Yes.

Hey, ladies.

-Hey. -Hey.

Hey, did you know that leading psychologists

say that role play

can be an effective tool

in repairing relationships?

So for today's mini-challenge,

we're having ourselves

a good old-fashioned bitch fest,

and we're doing it with puppets.

[cheering]

Because why?

All: Everybody loves puppets.

[laughs] Bingo.

#DragRaceUK.

Ooh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Can't wait to stick my hand up something.

Now here's how it works.

You'll each penetrate that pink hole.

-Oh! -That's right.

And you'll pull out a puppet

that represents one of your competitors.

You'll drag it up,

and the bitch fest will begin.

All right, first up, Ellie.

♪ Hmm ♪

I've never done this before.

I know you haven't.

Whoa!

Ooh.

A Friday night for her.

[all laugh]

I've got Tayce.

It's so cute.

All right, thank you, Ellie.

Lawrence Chaney.

It's the first time for me, innit?

-Uh-huh. -No.

Can you go any deeper?

Ellie Diamond.

I love that.

Bimini, go on over.

My turn. There it is.

-Ooh! -[laughs]

Lawrence Chaney.

All right, Tayce.

Oh. [all laugh]

Bimini Bon-Boulash.

All right, babes, you good? Aah!

-Thank you, Tayce. -Thank you.

All right, duckies, you have 20 minutes

to drag up your puppets.

God, I love my job.

[laughs]

On your marks,

get set, go!

Ooh!

What am I getting? What am I getting?

What do we got here? What do we got here?

What do we got here?

Oh, pressure.

Never looked better.

I'm sure everyone is very excited

to see what I make of my Ellie puppet.

I'm gonna keep it light, funny, and stupid...

like Ellie.

Oh, shit!

Got it all over my hands.

All right, racers.

First up, Ellie Diamond

and her puppet Tayce.

I think we're in for quite a show.

Well, hi, everyone.

Welcome to the Ellie Diamond puppet show.

Up in the show we have Lawrence, Bimini,

and--oh, gosh, she's running a bit late.

Wonder where Tayce is.

All right, doll. It's me, Tayce. How you doing?

I mean, Tayce, you always get clocked on,

you know, how your outfits are a little bit hokey-pokey

when you make them yourself.

But, you know, the outfits that you bought are pretty good.

Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know.

They look great.

Got the energy in the morning,

You know what I'm talking about?

Because I'm ready to start the morning.

I'm gonna get on this runway

and I'm gonna slay to the judges

and if I have to lip sync, I'm gonna lip sync

all the way to the very, very top to the very end.

I don't if Ellie's got the Welsh accent down,

if she's Russian, or if she's rushing.

Come on, Tayce, let's get you home.

Yeah, I know. Let's go.

[all laugh]

No, I'm out. No. Sorry.

No, no. [door opens]

All right, up next, Lawrence Chaney

and her puppet Ellie D.

Here we go.

I'm slightly concerned that she's gonna, you know,

get a bit personal with things,

but we'll see how she does.

Morn, hen, I've driven all the way to Dundee.

We need to get this show on the road.

Sorry, babes! Sorry I'm late!

Dirty Diamond was making an appearance right before this,

and a hand is still up my bum.

Did you win the challenge this week when you were this--

Eh, no, babes, but I made way

for my badge that should have been on my chest.

-Way! -But it is not,

so I sent A'Whora home the next day!

[all laugh]

[chuckles]

Oh, Ellie, your wig's fucked.

Let me-- Oh, there's no fixing that.

Bye, Ellie!

[all laugh]

My hair is 10 times better than that,

and my makeup ain't that busted.

Up next, Bimini and her puppet Lawrence Chaney.

All right, hen, how you doin'?

It's me, the Chaney,

emphasis on Chaney!

[all laugh]

Well, this is an interesting look.

Can you tell me the inspiration?

Oh, well, I've gone as a prolapse here.

[all laugh]

Bimini, can you be in my group for the pop group?

Oh, yeah, of course I can.

I want you and Tayce to teach me some choreo.

All right, let's go.

If you can put your first foot forward.

Oh, no, that's too difficult.

I cannae do that! I cannae do that.

I can sit up. I'll give that a go.

She has struck gold,

because I'm very easy to take the piss out of.

That's going down... like your Snatch Game.

Ooh! [all laugh]

Evil! Evil!

[laughs]

And last but not least,

we have Tayce with her puppet Bimini.

Ooh!

Well, well, well, what do we have here?

My hand up inside Bimini Bon-Boulash. Wow!

Unleash the beast: Bimini!

Bimini, how the hell are you doing, girl?

Tayce, is my lash wonky?

It always gets a bit wonky sometimes when I'm at the gigs.

It's all right, though, innit?

Girl, looks great, never looked better.

Bimini, tell me something.

What are some of your favorite things?

Well, Tayce, I love Katie Price,

dismantling the patriarchy, and veganism!

Bimini, I'm loving this dress. Where's it from?

East London, innit, babes?

Two for 20 quid, can't go wrong.

I love it all black, fishnets,

and if it's got MSG in it, don't talk to me!

Veganism! MSG! Whoo!

[all laugh]

Tayce is repeating stuff for me about being vegan

as if I go on about it all the time.

Like, I don't know what she's on about.

Thank you, Tayce. Whew!

I don't know about you, but I feel so much better.

The winner of today's mini-challenge is...

Bimini.

[cheering]

Con-drag-ulations, you shady bitch.

[chuckles]

I'm a winner again!

Oh, God, it's getting boring saying that.

[laughs]

For this week's maxi-challenge,

you'll be paying tribute to iconic British soap operas

in the new BBC drag drama BeastEnders.

[all laugh]

Each of you will play larger-than-life characters

whose paths cross in the nation's most famous pub:

The Kween Dick.

[all laugh]

Now, Bimini, as the winner of today's mini-challenge,

you'll assign the roles.

And later today, you'll be directed

by the UK's hottest new director:

Michelle Visage.

-Ooh! -Ooh, yes!

Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.

-Whoo! -Whoo!

-Yes! -Let's do this!

I've won the mini-challenge,

which means I get to assign the roles.

[laughs]

-Con-drag-ulations, Bimini. -Whoo!

I like power, but I feel I'm Daenerys Targaryen

before she loses it, and I'm just--

I'm on the edge now, so watch out.

So queen one, Scat Slater.

The landlady of The Kween Dick,

short-tempered and based on Kat Slater.

Dressed in ill-fitted leopard print.

-I mean, very me. -You.

It's basically describing you right now.

Right, queen two, Thot Bottom.

Christian, chain-smoking gossip queen,

older and very prudish, based on Dot Cotton,

but deep down she's a horny thot.

Ooh!

Queen three, Karen Bitchell.

Bitchy blonde bombshell, big boobs,

big attitude, and even bigger hair.

She's very dramatic, and she thinks she's mega-glamorous.

Is actually a bit ropey.

Based on Sharon Mitchell.

And queen four is Phyllis Bitchell,

the toughest bitch in town.

The original gangster of the square,

a female version of Phil Mitchell,

with rough voice and an even rougher attitude.

Phyllis Bitchell, rough and ready.

I mean, have you seen Lawrence? Rough!

I reckon I'm gonna go for Scat Slater,

the landlady of The Kween Dick.

I love Phyllis.

You love Phyllis Bitchell.

I really like Thot, Thot Bottom.

And I'm down with Karen or Phyllis, so I can do Karen.

Is that all right? You don't mind?

Mm-hmm.

The roles are all even,

the characters are all great,

so it comes down to the performance of these characters.

Right, put it in the middle, ladies!

-Come on! -The BeastEnders!

-Way! -Way!

Bimini, I feel like I need to come

and have a look at your tig old bitties.

-The bigger, the better. -Have you worn boobs before?

-No. Never. -Have you not?

-Oh, my God. -Never in my life.

This is gonna be very, very interesting.

Well, they aren't gonna be an exact color match, because--

That's what foundation's for.

Hello, hello.

-You all right, babes? -After last week,

there are definitely some tensions still

between me and Lawrence, but I want to nip this in the bud.

Kind of wanted to speak to you today

and I think just express

this means a lot to me, like, our friendship

and as well as, like, in the competition,

I just want to do well.

Ellie, I just think

putting everyone at such a disadvantage,

did it need to happen like that?

You've literally slept on my sofa.

We've shared a bed. You know, we are close.

So it does feel weird that you'd be, like,

let's throw a spanner in everyone's works.

I do think I'm being a bit hard on Ellie,

but it's just because I know her the best out of these girls.

I mean, it's, like,

there is no right or wrong way to play this game,

and if I did hurt your feelings

with how I sort of, like, fucked everyone up

in that last challenge, I do apologize.

It is what it is,

and I understand why you would play that game.

It's just never nice to see.

Even when I'm annoyed at Ellie,

I still respect her as a drag queen.

So I'm fine with drawing a line in the sand

and just moving on after it.

You know, wondering whether

she's put anything in my drink or not, you know?

Sisters.

Oh, my God, elbow-elbow.

Right, now in your hole, elbow.

-Wait. -[laughs]

Right, well, let's get learning these bloody lines.

-We have a scene together. -We do, we do have--

So let's make like those two

and be crazy fucking psycho bitches.

Competition or not, Lawrence is a sister.

But we need to keep it professional.

This is another challenge, so let's get it going.

[laughs]

Serving body!

Bimini's breastplate is pretty light compared to my skin tone.

Oh! But I'm not even gonna make it darker.

I think it's even funnier.

It's a soap opera, and it's on Drag Race,

so why try to make them seamless with the rest of my body?

Ooh, yes.

I want you to see these boobs,

and, honey, you're gonna see them.

It's a look. It's a look.

Let's say that much.

They ain't your tits!

Yes, they are!

[alarm blares]

All right.

What's about to happen? Are we going home again?

What going on?

-Oh! -Oh, my God!

Hey, queens!

Hi!

It's Natalie Cassidy!

The one, the only Natalie Cassidy.

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-boom!

As part of your challenge this week,

I'm here to give you a soap-acting master class.

[cheering]

So I've played Sonia Fowler in EastEnders since I was 10.

I have been an underage pregnant teenager,

I've had lesbian love affairs, I've been married, divorced,

and had many, many bitch fights.

So I think I know what I'm talking about.

-Yes! -Yes, you do!

We're just doing this now,

having a master class with Natalie Cassidy.

I thought we could start with some vocal exercises.

Because it's very important to warm up the voice.

All right, ladies, one you might know.

Ricky!

[all laugh]

Ricky!

Ricky!

Ricky!

Ricky!

Oh, that's marvelous, absolutely marvelous.

In soap, you've gotta be ready

to flip your personality like that.

You go from this to this.

[all laugh]

I'm gonna give you an emotion

to do with the same line,

and let's see how we get on.

-So Bimini. -Mm-hmm.

Bubbly's in the fridge, but I want it angry.

Bubbly's in the fridge.

Bubbly's in the fridge!

I don't know if you're angry.

I don't know if you've climbed Mount Everest, dear.

Hang on. [all laugh]

-Okay, Tayce. -Yes, yes.

Terrified.

Bubbly's in the fridge!

Tsh, tsh, tsh, tsh, tsh.

Ellie, horny.

Oh, bubbly's in the fridge!

Lawrence, hysterical.

Bubbly's in the fridge! Bubbly! [laughs]

Bubbly's in the fridge!

I am done.

That was great.

So what I would say, ladies,

is just try and find your light and shade.

You can shout and scream when it's necessary,

but don't try and make it all a shouting match,

because it becomes boring.

Yeah. I'm kind of nervous for my character,

because my character is so intense.

Trying to hit those highs and lows,

that's gonna be quite tough.

Thank you so much for having me.

I wish you all the luck in the world.

All right? But unfortunately it's time now.

I've got a trumpet lesson.

So enjoy and good luck.

Thank you!

-Bye! -Bye, babe!

-Yay! -Bye!

Amazing!

The advice was good.

She said to really go for it,

so I think that's what we're all gonna do.

Should we get practicing?

-Yeah. -We should get practicing, yeah.

-Let's do it. -I think so.

-Right, let's get it. -Yes.

Go on, Natalie Cassidy from EastEnders!

-Play that trumpet! -[laughs]

Ooh! [laughs]

Hello, treacles.

Hello, hello, hello, darling. You all right?

-Hi! -It's now time for us

to shoot our scenes with Michelle Visage,

and she's looking gorgeous.

Are you ready to film your soon-to-be iconic BeastEnders?

-Yes. -Yes.

This is something that could be really

a Drag Race UK classic. No pressure.

Camp it up, and don't fuck it up.

Doof, doof, doof, doof, doo-doo-doo-doof.

Let's start with the first scene.

-Yep? -All right.

Lights, cameras...

All right, kids, here we go.

-Action. -Go on.

Sling your 'ook and don't bother coming back!

Ooh!

What's the tea with Mickayyy?

Danny Dyer can't play no more,

so they left me with a plank of wood.

I've got some bad news to tell you. It's about...

It's my big first entrance.

[door knob rattles]

Here we go.

[laughs]

Michelle, are we still doing it, babes?

Yeah, do it.

Fucked it! [laughs]

All right, here we go. And...action.

It's about--

Me!

[laughs]

Ooh, charmin'.

I'm Phyllis' little sister Karen.

I'm making Karen the new landlady of The Kween's Dick.

[laughs] All right, cut.

It's The Kween Dick, not The Kween's Dick.

I think that's very different.

Great job, Ellie.

Love the kind of shaky, just old lady.

Yeah, it's great, but this is camp drama.

Play it up even more.

Tayce, I'm pretty sure

you're Australian right now when you came in.

Oh, was it high?

I mean, that's Tayce. Ooh, charming.

Ooh, charming.

You went back to Jane Turner, I think, a little bit.

God bless you, Tayce, you're Australian at heart.

Let's move on to the next scene.

Let's take it from the top. And action.

Have you seen Mickayyy recently, Thot?

Fucking hell, me leg.

-[gasps] -Not yet, darling, right?

Chill out.

I don't know where my lines go.

Fucking hell.

I don't know where I am.

I'm in BeastEnders,

but I don't have a clue what's going on.

Take two, and...action.

So how do you explain you--uh--

So how do you explain doing the dirty?

Yeah.

All right, here we go. Action.

But it was a mistake.

Sorry, line? Was that--there's only--

There's only one person for me.

-Bible, right. Sorry. -Right.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

When you're in a scene with someone,

if someone doesn't keep remembering their lines,

it throws you off as well.

I'm relying on you to get your line right

so then I can get mine right,

and I don't think Lawrence gets that.

And let's try it again.

Lord help you! Oh!

It's Phyllis Bitchell, Ellie, Phyllis!

Phyllis Bitchell.

Phyllis Bitchell,

you really are a bitch!

Cut.

Lawrence and Ellie don't seem as prepared as me and Bimini do.

They need to, like, really get over it.

But this is Lawrence. This is what she does.

She just gets all up in her head and starts getting nervous

and she ain't having fun at all.

All right, next let's set up for the last scene.

Let's do your first take.

Let's see what you got. Here we go. Action.

Ain't my script!

Yes, it is!

It is--uh, line?

And it clearly states

that Thot's been screwing him behind your back.

Lawrence is having a terrible time.

I don't even think Lawrence knows her name at this point,

let alone her lines.

All right, so let's try that again.

Yes, it is!

It clearly states in it that--bleh, bleh.

Yes, it is!

It says clearly in the--ugh.

Okay. Stop right there. Let's stop.

-You know the scene. -Yes.

-You ain't my mother. -Yeah.

I think you need to repeat after me.

Let's try it, okay?

Don't you even read your bloomin' script?

That ain't my script!

Yes, it is!

-Right? -Okay, yeah.

Not, "Yes, he is."

Yes, it is!

Uh-uh-uh.

Yes, it is!

And it's--ugh.

Okay, cut. Cut, cut, cut, cut.

You're not hearing the difference, are you?

I mean, for Michelle to stop the scene,

basically put it on pause to look at you,

it's just, like, put a magnifying glass

on the whole situation, you know?

Lawrence, you need to get out of your head.

Don't enter that danger zone.

I don't know what is happening,

and when I'm not doing well

or when I'm not picking something up,

I just end up beating myself up.

You know what the line is. You know what to do.

Okay, that's enough, ladies.

That's a wrap!

See you on the main stage.

That was fun.

That was awful.

Whoo-hoo!

Oh, ru-ru-ru-runway!

-Elimination day! -Bring it to the runway.

Runway, run-run-run-runway, yes.

It's elimination day, and no one wants to go home.

We all want to be in that top three.

But it is gonna come down

to the nitty-gritty with this runway.

Oh, my God.

Um, girls?

-Yes? -Yo?

I have just found some letters addressed to us all.

Oh!

Automatically, I'm thinking

it's either gonna be a letter from someone that loves us

or it's gonna be tickets to see Cher.

One of the two.

Okay, got a letter from my mum.

-Oh, my God. -No.

Oh, my God, let's see, let's see!

Can someone read it out for me?

Come over, girl.

And give it a Scottish accent,

because my mum's Scottish.

Bless her, there's a picture of us together.

Oh.

Oh, my God, your mum looks so cute.

You've got a leopard print.

Yeah, she's fab.

"Hello, Tommy, we are so proud of you,

"and all you have achieved over the past year

"when I saw you perform for the first time.

"And now you're competing in Drag Race.

"You have come such a long way since you were three

"and you always wanted to be early for play group

"so you could get the princess outfit and the necklace of beads

"you were already wearing to play group.

"You have worked so hard

"for this chance to follow your dreams.

"All of us at family Bimini are supporting you.

"Shine like the star you are, love, Mum.

P.S., Bimini to win, XXX."

-[laughs] -That's so cute!

Mama Bim!

I'm doing this for my mum.

I wanna be able to show her

that me being a queer child has led to this,

and I've been able to, like, be who I wanna be and express that.

And I just want her to be proud of me.

Oh, she definitely is, boo.

Babes.

-Oh, darling. -Oh.

-Little Bim-Bom. -Sandwich.

Scottish sammie.

God, if this is how we are later,

there goes the rest.

-I know! -Oh, God.

Oh, you're all slags.

My mum means the absolute world to me.

She's always put her kids first,

even when we've not been the best that we could have been.

So thanks, Mum.

Who's next? Who's gonna go next?

Shall I go?

What have we got?

Oh, my God.

[all laugh]

That is after, like, four performances, half drunk,

makeup sweating off the face, no wig on anymore.

But she is right there living for it.

"Hey, Tayce.

"Ever since you could walk and talk,

"you have been a superstar.

"Remember your fairy princess dress

with the white feather boa?"

Yeah.

"It literally fell apart in the end

because you would not take it off."

Yeah, fact.

"You are such a wonderful soul,

"boundless energy and outrageous,

with so much love to give, and also quite messy, ha ha."

[all laugh]

That's Tayce.

She knows, she knows.

They just always let me just go with the flow, go my own way.

Five, six years old, running around with little dresses.

And now here I am, in front of the world on Drag Race,

prancing around in dresses on a runway.

So, I mean, I think it's all

ultimately led up to this moment.

"Can't wait to give you a massive quish?"

-Cwtsh. -Cwtsh.

-"Hug" in Welsh. -A massive cwtsh.

"Good luck, my queen, love, Mum."

Oh, that's so cute.

She will be getting a massive cwtsh from me

when I get home.

Right, Tayce.

You want me to read yours for you?

Oh, here we go.

Oh!

Oh, my God!

You better serve that smolder, bitch.

-I know. -Yeah, oh, my God.

-Your mum looks just like you. -I know, right?

"Dearest Lawrence, we all miss you

"and think of you every day.

"When you were four years old

"you began to show an interest in dressing up.

"The first costume I made for you

"was the Margaret Rutherford tweed cape,

"which was worn day and night,

"including trips to the supermarket.

"I have lost count of the number of fake cigarette holders

"you bought from the joke shops over the years,

"as you would be acting out a scene

"from something in the back garden.

"You have made it this far

"through determination, enthusiasm,

"and sheer hard work.

"Remember the people who doubted your talent

"and said you would never succeed?

"Well, look at you now.

"I am so proud of you.

Good luck, sweetheart, love from Mum."

Oh!

And do you know, the funny thing is my mum's name is Phyllis.

I was Phyllis Bitchell!

Full circle moment.

Full circle, like my pads. [laughs]

Genuinely something that I would see as a success,

if I'm anything like my mum,

that's okay with me, you know?

My wee Mel.

She's tit height on you.

Literally, literally tit height, yeah.

-Yeah. -"Hi, Ellie.

"My heart is smiling just thinking about

"the wonderful experience that you're having right now.

"I knew from when you were wee

"that you were going to end up doing something creative

"so that you can express yourself,

"get to sing and dance, dress up, and perform,

"and wow, drag certainly is all that and more.

"You've had to endure a lot of negativity in the past,

"but thankfully, you have risen above that now,

"and I'm so glad

"that your confidence is growing up with you.

And just like the diamond you are, so precious to me."

Sending Ru and you my love, Mumsy."

Aw...

Not Mumsy. [all laugh]

That's so sweet.

That's adorable.

Oh, my God.

Hearing, like, she gets it,

and she really understands everything that I am

and everything that I want to be.

Her little child has grown up

to be something that she's really proud of,

and I am so happy that I'm able to share my world with her.

It really has warmed me up, yeah.

I think I needed that bit of emotional release.

-A little bit of release? -Yeah.

All four of us are just incredibly lucky

to have the support from our mums,

because it can be difficult for a lot of queer people

to have that support from their parents.

We've gotta do it for our mums.

-Yeah. -Bring it to your mum's house!

Mum's house, mum's, mum's, mum's, mum's house.

Especially at this point,

like, we've all done so, so well

to get to where we are,

it just gives us that kind of kick up the ass that we need.

-Right. -Right.

-That was a quality moment. -Yeah.

That was lovely.

Let's get pretty.

-Let's get pretty. -Yeah.

Let's get pretty.

Aah! You bitch!

[all chuckle]

Oh!

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪

-And what? -Yes!

Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race UK.

Our very own Granny Dyer, Michelle Visage.

Michelle, did you enjoy directing our girls?

Oh, Ru, it was so much fun.

We spent the whole night doing lines.

[all laugh]

National treasure Graham Norton.

Do you have a favorite soap moment?

Well, there was that one time in prison.

[all laugh]

He found it eventually.

-Yes. -Yes, yes.

They always do.

And our extra-special guest judge Mickayyy!

You all right, babes?

You all right, sweetheart?

[all laugh]

Oh, Mickayyy.

Did you enjoy acting with our girls?

The challenge was a bit naff, but the birds was proper fit.

[laughs]

This week we challenged our queens

to overact in the BBC's newest soap opera BeastEnders.

And tonight on the runway, category is Panto Dames.

-Oh, no, it isn't. -Oh, no, it isn't.

Oh, yes it is.

[all laugh]

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

♪ Can you feel the love? ♪

Up first, Lawrence Chaney.

Is that a sewing machine on your head,

or are you just happy to see me?

Lawrence: I am serving pastel panto queen realness.

I've got minty green hair on,

I've got pincushions as sleeves.

Is that a prick in her arm?

Guys, we can see all her bits and bobbins.

You've heard of Widow Twankey?

Well, here's Widow Wankey.

-Oh! -Aah!

This is the smallest waist measurement

I have had in years.

Mickayyy: She's a size queen, she is.

[laughs]

Oh, Mickayyy.

Up next, Tayce.

Graham: It's Kylie Man-ogue.

Tayce: My look today

is heavily inspired by a fairy godmother.

I am the ultimate Tinker Bell.

I have this beautiful boa, blue and white,

hanging off the back of me,

with wires and stars coming out of it.

Shining bright like the star that I am.

And I have these big, beautiful wings

flapping down the runway.

If you like it, you better put a wing on it.

I've got my wand in hand,

and I'm granting wishes left, right, and center.

These ugly sisters around me just can't take it,

and I am the ultimate Cinderella supreme.

Mickayyy: She's got Wednesday legs.

When's day gonna be around my neck?

[laughs]

Up next, Bimini.

Midnight. Still no sign of Dick.

I'm serving you pantomime babydoll.

Sickly as hell, pink, sissy babydoll dress,

with massive yellow and pink tutus underneath.

I am inspired by pantomime dame makeup,

as well as Grayson Perry,

and I'm pretty confident with my look.

-Ooh! -It's behind you.

-It must be true. -[laughs]

I think this is a time to get ugly, get stupid,

and have as much fun down the runway as you can.

This is the illegitimate child of Baga Chipz.

[Michelle laughs]

This is just the bag.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Up next, Ellie D, Diamond from Dundee.

Harry, Queen of Scots.

Ellie: I'm serving royal queen pantomime dame realness.

Full high, high, high camp.

I've got probably one of the biggest hoop skirts

that I've ever worn.

I've got the biggest blonde little bombshell

Marilyn Monroe-esque type hair.

Tudor? I don't even know her.

[all laugh]

The makeup for this runway look

is absolute camp rave.

I've took a lot of inspiration

from one of my best friends at home.

She always has big, blown-out blue eyes,

and she's always got little hearts on her cheeks

and the royal heart queen lips,

and I'm ready to chop off your head.

RuPaul: That's the royal tea.

[all laugh]

Welcome, ladies. You're watching the BBC.

Now it's time to catch up

with the Bitchells in BeastEnders.

Go on, sling yer 'ook and don't bother coming back!

Punters drinking too much again, Scat?

Sinners, the lot of them.

No, Thot, it's worse. There's no punters!

I was just shouting out the door

because I've got nothing better to do.

I mean, look at this place. It's empty inside.

Now, Scat, I want to gossip,

but what's the tea with Mickayyy?

Because of lockdown, Danny Dyer can't play him no more,

so I'm left with this plank of wood instead.

Nice to meet you.

He ain't much of a talker, is he?

He ain't much of a worker, either.

Oi! The barrels need changing!

[telephone rings]

Oh. Excuse me.

Hello?

No! You know what this means?

I've got some bad news.

It's about--

Me!

Phyllis Bitchell,

you've got some nerve coming into my pub!

Your pub!

[laughs]

Ha!

And who the hell is this little trollop?

Ooh, charming.

I'm Phyllis' little sister Karen.

And if it's all right with you,

I'd like to speak to the manager, please.

You're speaking to her!

Uh, uh, uh.

I don't think someone's been reading their script properly.

It's all 'ere, page 22!

I'm in charge now,

and my little sister Karen

is taking over as the new landlady of The Kween Dick.

You wouldn't dare!

Try me.

-And oop! -[laughs]

[both laugh] I'm a bitch!

Looks like you missed a spot.

Bitch.

Keep scrubbin' them dirty old floors,

you dirty old scrubber.

Oh!

That's it!

[imitates Baga Chipz] Much wettah!

Carry on,

and I'm gonna shove this where the sun don't shine.

Kiss your mother with that filthy mouth, do you?

Don't talk about my mother!

Why not? Too close to home?

Just like looking in a mirror, ain't it?

Everyone's got that top.

It's going two for one in the market.

Look a little closer, Scat.

Think that nose contour and eyebrow shape

came from nowhere, do you?

Some would call it a family resemblance.

Now be a good girl and clean up them bogs!

You can't tell me what to do!

You ain't my drag mother!

Yes, I am!

[gasps]

You're late.

Seems we've got unfinished business, you and I.

About that.

I had one too many sherries that night.

It was a mistake.

A fun mistake, but it was a mistake.

There's only one person for me.

Sure, hon, so how does that explain

you doing the dirty with Scat's husband Mickayyy?

How do you know about that?

Nothing gets past me, sweetheart.

I've got it all on CCTV.

Oh! Oh, oh, ooh!

Oh, Mickayyy, Mickayyy!

Oh, yeah, lovely!

Oh, Mickayyy, Mickayyy, Mickayyy, ow, oh!

Mickayyy!

That's enough!

Please make it stop! Make it stop!

Oh, is that what you were saying to Mickayyy, then?

Phyllis, please, I'm begging of you.

Please don't say anything to Scat.

You seen Mickayyy recently, Thot?

He was a bit legless when I last saw him!

Aah!

Mickayyy's done nothing to you!

If I can't have you, no one will.

If you want Mickayyy in one piece,

you have until the end of today to leave this place.

Sashay away forever.

Lord have mercy on you, Phyllis Bitchell.

You really are a bitch!

Yeah, I am, aren't I?

[laughs]

Phyllis Bitchell is a bitch!

You hear that?

Phyllis Bitchell is a bitch!

[laughs]

Phyllis, where's Mickayyy?

I want to say goodbye to Mickayyy.

I don't think he's up for it, darling.

How's your head, Mickayyy?

I've had no complaints. [laughs]

You heathen! You lied to me!

-I loved him! -Ex-squeeze me?

You've been sleeping with Scat's...

husband?

He ain't my husband.

Yes, he is!

Don't you ever read your bloomin' scripts?

That ain't my script!

Yes, it is!

It clearly states

that Thot's been screwing him behind your back.

Oi!

That's my husband, you dirty old slag!

Oh!

Not my Thot, you bitch!

You cow! That's my daughter!

-No, I ain't! -[gasps]

She deserved that.

Who in the hell do you think you are?

You're not even a drag.

You what?

You ain't even a little bit of a drag!

[all laugh]

Laugh away.

I didn't just become a little bit of a drag.

I became a total drag!

Now, for the last time, get outta my pub!

Oh!

Get out!

Ugh!

Get out!

[whimpers]

Put it back, you bitch!

Get out! Get out!

[applause] Wow!

So fun.

I just have to say this was really good.

Really funny.

Well done.

You've made our jobs very, very difficult.

But before we go any further, say hello to Mickayyy.

-Mickayyy! -Hi, Mickayyy!

'Ello, girls.

[all laugh]

Time now for the judges' critiques,

starting with Lawrence Chaney.

Lawrence Chaney, you were Phyllis Bitchell,

but I could see you struggling.

It was the lines. It totally was.

It is--uh, line?

-And you had them. -Yeah.

But the final product is you releasing,

allowing yourself to have fun,

and that's where it all came back.

For future reference,

stop being your worst critic and get outta your head.

I just thought you were brilliant.

It was over the top,

There was a bit of Phil, there was a bit of Shirley,

a bit of Prisoner: Cell Block H in there.

[all laugh]

-It's about-- -Me!

I thought it was excellent.

Mickayyy?

Ooh, I could mesmerize myself.

It was all minces, you've got those "come to bed" minces.

What are "minxes?"

Cockney rhyming slang.

-Mince pies means "eyes." -Yeah.

She's got those "come to bed" eyes.

-Oh, I see. -Yeah.

-[laughs] -Okay. Okay.

Thank you, Michelle, for interpreting for me.

You're welcome. [all laugh]

Tonight on the runway, panto dame, yeah, this says it all.

There's kind of a little bit of the werkroom in here,

a nod to drag,

it's kind of all in this traditional panto look.

This, I just kind of thought,

oh, Lawrence Chaney has to crush that, and you did.

It's brilliant. It's proper panto dame.

It's the only time my waist has been 13 inches.

[all laugh] So I'm very happy about that.

Up next, Tayce.

-So you were Karen Bitchell. -Yeah.

And I was really concerned.

I didn't know if this was gonna be your thing.

But after a few notes,

you went for it and you went for it big.

Yes, I am!

The one thing I would have liked to have had

was you could have created this Karen into be a Karen,

because that's the whole I wanna speak to the manager thing,

instead of being, like, I'm Karen.

I'm Phyllis' little sister Karen.

I just think that it just would have landed a little bit more.

The "Yes, I am," you left such a long pause,

and I was thinking, ooh, is this going to fall flat?

And then it was, like, no, that's brilliant.

Now, Tayce, I'm just trying to figure out,

because I see a pattern with the outfits on stage,

but yours seems to not fit that pattern.

Ru, there are fairies in pantos.

Though it is panto, it's not quite panto dame for me.

But it's still beautiful,

and you did go out of your comfort zone,

so I give you credit for that.

Thank you.

Your wings, it was like you needed some more Red Bull.

They were wilting.

They were like a kind of late summer fly

by the time you were getting off the stage.

So that was unfortunate.

-Well, thank you. -Thank you.

-Bimini Bon-Boulash. -Hiya.

You just went all the way for it.

You ain't my drag mother!

You took direction well.

I thought the physical comedy

that you did at the end was not easy,

and you were just chucking yourself all over the floor.

You were really good at it.

What I really appreciated was really funny things,

like that kind of porn actress

scrubbing the floor with your leg up.

That I just thought that's really clever and funny.

I felt like you didn't miss anything.

I remember watching that particular episode.

"You ain't my mother," "Yes, I am," with my mum.

Can you say the line for me?

You ain't my mother!

Yes, I am!

[gasps]

[all laugh]

Tonight on the runway, I think the outfit is fashion adorable,

and it's still panto dame.

And the shoes, the bows,

"he's behind you," it's just really fun.

I love how you've gone total feminine frou-frou-frill-frill,

and then you did kind of the bloke.

It was like break time on the building site.

[all laugh]

I thought that was funny,

-and again, very panto. -Mickayyy?

I think you look gorgeous tonight as well.

Thanks, darling. I'll see you later.

-[laughs] -I hope so.

Ooh!

Ellie D from Dundee!

Hello, boys and girls!

Now, Mickayyy, you had a sex scene with Ellie Diamond.

What'd you think of Ellie's performance, Mickayyy?

Well, I do like the older woman.

[laughs]

So you played Thot Bottom.

No!

It was so believable,

I thought as acting goes,

you were probably the best actress.

Please, I'm begging of you.

Could have gone further with the look,

but I loved the performance.

I do wanna say that this challenge with this four

has probably been the toughest thing to judge

in the history of these acting challenges.

I'm not even kidding, here and America.

And you are no exception to that, Ellie.

Yeah, I'd like to repeat what Michelle said,

is that everyone in this challenge was really good,

and in a way, you made the part your own.

Which in a normal acting thing would be a good thing,

but in this, there's a funnier drag Dot Cotton

in that role,

and you didn't really give me that.

Tonight on the runway, this is panto dame indeed.

My favorite part of the whole ensemble is your makeup.

Your makeup's so beautiful.

It, you know, kind of shows what panto dames are all about.

Somehow I thought you were gonna be more.

Just when I knew that it was panto dame,

I go, Ellie Diamond is going to do something,

you know, so lavish.

I thought the hair was gonna be taller,

the dress was gonna be bigger.

So I'm not bowled over, but I do really like it.

So that's a--

there's a compliment in there somewhere.

Please look for it at your leisure.

Found it. Got it, yeah.

[laughs] Brava, ladies.

Now, while you untuck in the werkroom,

the judges and I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

Whoo!

-Ee-ee! -Whoo-hoo.

-♪ Dah-dah-dah-dah ♪ -♪ Oh ♪

That was the last runway before the final, everyone.

-Oh, my God, literally. -Right, straw.

I think everyone did a pretty bang-up job.

-Well done, everyone! -BeastEnders!

But it's gonna be splitting hairs at this point.

-Oh! -Oh! Oh!

Tayce.

-Fuck. -[laughs]

You're good, you're good.

Whether we're gonna make it into that final.

Oh, gosh, well, congratulations, girls, that was--

So, so good.

It was really good.

Oh, I don't feel good at all.

-Babes. -At all, no.

-Babes, what's going on? -I don't know.

I just feel, like, overlooked.

I don't know, maybe I'm overthinking it,

but I just don't feel like it's my week,

and I'm petrified to have to lip sync for a fourth time.

It just feels like beyond a joke at this point.

It's very annoying, very annoying.

Like, I'm not really mad at the girls.

I'm more mad at, like, the critiques that I got,

and the credit that I didn't get.

Michelle said you did--

she was surprised at how well you'd done.

Like, she didn't know if you'd be able

to go out your comfort zone, and she said that you did.

She said that you took direction really well,

you knew what you were doing.

If I'm being 100% honest,

I feel like they gave youse

a bit better critiques than they should have.

You two both on that set the entire time,

it was like, "Michelle, line? What's my line."

Like, what the hell?

Everyone done really good, even her.

I think she just felt glamorous and beautiful in that outfit,

and the fact that they read her down

that it wasn't panto dame has pissed her off.

I knew my lines, but in the moment when--

I'm not throwing this under,

but, like, when Lawrence didn't get them exactly on cue

or right on time,

that kind of threw me off a little bit.

I don't think that's quite right.

Tayce, I get.

You're blaming your negative critiques on me.

I'm not. I've not said that at all.

You literally said you forgot all your line slip-ups--

I didn't forget all of my lines at all.

You didn't know what my character's name was!

Am I wrong?

You did forget the name of her character.

I will take a bit of responsibility for that.

But you not remembering my character's name

is a detriment to you, not me.

Not on. Not on.

No matter what happens, it's gonna be hard.

-Yeah. -Oh, God.

My body's aching now.

I don't wanna do this again!

Three weeks on the trot.

You know what I mean? Imagine!

Oh, just walk out like Ginny Lemon.

Anyways, we should just rehearse this lip sync song,

so cheers, my dears.

Ooh!

-Top four, baby! -Top four!

Love you, love you, love you, love you, love you.

And it ain't the first time I've topped four people,

and it won't be the last.

All right, just between us squirrel friends,

whaddaya think, starting with Lawrence Chaney?

Well, that Lawrence Chaney was so funny in BeastEnders

when Lawrence Chaney got out of Lawrence Chaney's way.

Clearly states in it that--bleh, bleh.

We kind of had to have a moment of saying,

"You've got this, and if you don't, fake it.

-Because nobody else knows." -[laughs]

She did all the kind of normal Lawrence Chaney,

you know, humping the air for no reason,

and it shouldn't have worked, but somehow it did.

I'm surprised that Lawrence had some trouble

starting up in this challenge,

but the end result turned out really good.

Tonight on the runway,

Lawrence absolutely delivered as a panto dame.

The sewing machine on her head,

the tape measure around the waist,

all the little pins, I just thought did a really good job.

All right, let's move on to Tayce.

So Tayce as Karen Bitchell was fun,

and I was surprised,

because I didn't think she was gonna be good.

I'd like to speak to the manager, please.

I thought she delivered two iconic lines,

and she delivered them really well.

I did have to direct her sometimes, but that's okay.

That's what my job was and that was her job.

So it ended up being really good, and I was impressed.

It felt like she didn't think about the other moments enough,

so she was slightly just walking through the rest,

but equally much better than I was expecting.

The runway, the big thing she did tonight was her makeup.

In her head, she thought she looked like Lawrence Chaney.

[all laugh]

She had makeup dysmorphia, where she looked in the mirror

and thought, oh, my God, look what I've done. It's so crazy.

And it's like, no, no, that's not that crazy.

But for her, it's just mad.

Well, you know, from what I understand about panto,

this was a stretch, but it was in the panto house.

All right, let's move on down to Bimini.

Well, directing Bimini was easy, because Bimini is Scat Slater,

and all she needed to do was open her mouth,

and Scat Slater fell out.

Coming into my pub!

You know, a lot of people would have gone, oh, this is easy.

I'll just do my thing, and that would have been enough.

But I really appreciate that she kept thinking.

So while it was wild and over the top,

it was still weirdly recognizable

as a performance you might see on the EastEnders.

Tonight on the runway, I loved that.

I absolutely buy that as a panto dame.

Loved it, over the top, really funny, really panto,

did the right makeup, and it just really worked.

Bimini Bon-Boulash, how the hell is she gonna do panto dame?

That's how she's gonna do it.

You know, that would get big laughs in a theater.

I thought she was really clever in both challenges

and delivered in both.

Let's move on down to Ellie D.

I appreciate Ellie Diamond being a good actor,

but I think someone else

could have had a lot more fun with that part than Ellie did.

Mickayyy's done nothing to you!

Compared to the other three,

she let the comedy ball

slightly roll off into the rough.

I was very impressed with Ellie,

and I think she could have done a little bit bigger

to make it more Drag Race.

But that was definitely soap opera worthy.

She's ready to go on now if she wanted to.

Tonight, I had such high hopes for Ellie Diamond.

This is what you thought, oh, Ellie Diamond,

this challenge is perfect for her.

And then she came out in that,

which you would see in a panto, but not a very good panto.

[all laugh]

You know, essentially that was a dress

with a sparkly cardigan on top of it and a crown.

I just saw a girl walking round

with a triangle in front of her like a dog sitter.

Lovely colors. Where's your dogs?

[all laugh]

They're tucked away.

Wouldn't you like to know, Mickayyy?

Yeah, be a pleasure finding out.

Oh!

All right, silence.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

Bimini Bon-Boulash.

Con-drag-ulations.

You are the winner of this week's challenge.

[applause] Thank you so much.

And the recipient of a coveted RuPeter badge.

♪ Rule Britannia ♪

Wear it with pride.

Yeah! I will. Thank you so much.

You may step to the back of the stage.

Thank you. Good luck, everyone.

Aah!

Four badges before the final!

I've just overtaken Lawrence.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

Lawrence Chaney.

You are safe.

You may step to the back of the stage.

Thank you so much.

Thank you, thank you.

Ellie Diamond.

Tayce.

I'm sorry, my dears,

but you are up for elimination.

I am fuming.

I don't wanna look at any of the judges,

and I just wanna show them why I should be here.

So I am about to perform the house down boots.

Two queens stand before me.

I've consulted with the judges,

but the final decision is mine to make.

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

and save yourself from elimination.

The time has come... [thunder]

to lip sync...

[echoing] for your life!

I might not have any RuPeter badges, but you know what?

That does not matter at all.

I am about to kill it on this stage

and send the lip sync assassin home.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

[music plays]

♪ There was something in your voice ♪

♪ That was telling me don't be too sure ♪

♪ Arousing my suspicions I have never felt before ♪

♪ I thought we had it made ♪

♪ I thought you'd never go away ♪

♪ But now you're suddenly like a stranger ♪

♪ And you're leaving our love behind ♪

♪ Of all the things I was ever planning for ♪

♪ This was the last thing on my mind ♪

♪ Ah, ah ♪

♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ There was something in your voice ♪

♪ That was telling me don't be too sure ♪

♪ Arousing my suspicions I have never felt before ♪

♪ I thought we had it made ♪

♪ I thought you'd never go away ♪

♪ But now you're suddenly like a stranger ♪

♪ And you're leaving our love behind ♪

♪ Of all the things I was ever planning for ♪

♪ This was the last thing on my mind ♪

♪ Ah, ah ♪

♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah-ah-ah ♪

♪ But now you're suddenly like a stranger ♪

♪ And you're leaving our love behind ♪

♪ Of all the things I was ever planning for ♪

♪ This was the last thing on my mind ♪

[cheers and applause] -Lovely.

Yay, girls!

Whew.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Tayce, shantay you stay.

You may join the other girls.

Thank you so much.

I love you, baby.

See you, bitch.

Love you.

Ellie Diamond.

Shantay you also stay.

[laughter and applause]

I'm such an ugly crier!

Yes! [all laugh]

-Whoo! -Fucking way!

That's right, we've got ourselves a final four.

[cheers and applause]

Ellie, you may join the other girls.

Oh, thank you.

That is, like,

one of the biggest gags of the season by far.

Like, Ginny Lemon walking off, blah.

Joe Black going home first, blah.

A double-safe against me and Tayce?

Amazing. I can't believe it.

Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

So who do you think deserves to be

the UK's next Drag Race superstar?

Are you Team Bimini Bon-Boulash,

are you Team Ellie Diamond,

are you Team Lawrence Chaney,

or are you Team Tayce?

Let your voice be heard.

Tune in next week

for the grand finale of RuPaul's Drag Race UK,

where we will crown ourselves a winner, baby!

And remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

-Amen! -Amen!

All right. Now let the music play!

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

RuPaul: Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race UK...

Welcome to the grand finale.

Yes!

You need to give

the most drag-tastic performance of your life.

You know, I'm gonna say how it is.

It's a little bit tough.

Get it, get it.

Uh, uh, ha, ha, ha.

I'm fattered: fat and shattered.

That performance tonight blew me out of the water.

Your stage presence is ridiculous.

I could not take my eyes off of you.

[cheering]

RuPaul: The UK's next Drag Race superstar is...

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪