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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02,603 --> 00:00:05,436 (film flickering) 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:17,538 --> 00:00:19,955 (soft music) 5 00:00:32,566 --> 00:00:35,566 (people chattering) 6 00:00:39,682 --> 00:00:40,973 (chatter) 7 00:01:01,085 --> 00:01:02,242 (light rock music) 8 00:01:02,242 --> 00:01:05,864 ♪ He keeps telling me ♪ 9 00:01:05,864 --> 00:01:09,897 ♪ It's my story oh ♪ 10 00:01:09,897 --> 00:01:14,897 ♪ I can't believe what I just been told ♪ 11 00:01:17,641 --> 00:01:22,641 ♪ I went and sold my soul for gold ♪ 12 00:01:26,224 --> 00:01:30,083 ♪ Was it worth it ♪ 13 00:01:30,083 --> 00:01:32,666 ♪ I don't know ♪ 14 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:53,694 ♪ I'm just a drifter ♪ 15 00:01:53,694 --> 00:01:56,491 ♪ Wandering on ♪ 16 00:01:56,491 --> 00:02:01,467 ♪ Bound by these decisions ♪ 17 00:02:01,467 --> 00:02:04,144 ♪ That tore me apart ♪ 18 00:02:04,144 --> 00:02:09,144 ♪ Oh I'm just a fool ♪ 19 00:02:09,186 --> 00:02:14,186 ♪ Still trying to work ♪ out all these flaws ♪ 20 00:02:14,201 --> 00:02:19,201 ♪ I can't believe what ♪ I've just been told ♪ 21 00:02:21,498 --> 00:02:26,498 ♪ I went and sold my soul for gold ♪ 22 00:02:30,492 --> 00:02:34,211 ♪ Was it worth it ♪ 23 00:02:34,211 --> 00:02:36,794 ♪ I don't know ♪ 24 00:02:58,117 --> 00:02:59,987 - You're looking for one night? 25 00:02:59,987 --> 00:03:01,173 - Mm-hmm. - Perfect. 26 00:03:25,060 --> 00:03:26,135 - Hello? 27 00:03:26,135 --> 00:03:27,853 Yeah bro, this is Brandon. 28 00:03:29,465 --> 00:03:31,640 Bro, Brandon from Marcus' house. 29 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:33,207 But we just smoked yesterday. 30 00:03:33,207 --> 00:03:35,430 Yeah, bro, with the glasses. 31 00:03:35,430 --> 00:03:36,930 You still trying to give me that too? 32 00:03:36,930 --> 00:03:38,227 Yeah, man, I'm still good for it. 33 00:03:38,227 --> 00:03:39,253 But it be on Friday, bro. 34 00:03:39,253 --> 00:03:41,160 I don't get paid till Friday. 35 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:42,947 - Man, you got another one of those? 36 00:03:42,947 --> 00:03:44,147 - You got a dollar, bro? 37 00:03:45,943 --> 00:03:48,953 Anyway, like I'm saying, bro, like on Friday for sure. 38 00:03:48,953 --> 00:03:51,640 You think about it, man, come on bro. 39 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:52,930 Gotcha. 40 00:03:52,930 --> 00:03:54,250 How your Mama foot doing? 41 00:03:54,250 --> 00:03:57,016 Yeah bro, that shit hard. 42 00:03:57,016 --> 00:04:00,986 Yeah man, how's your cousin Keisha doing? 43 00:04:00,986 --> 00:04:03,430 You know I always ask about her. 44 00:04:03,430 --> 00:04:04,575 Fine ass. 45 00:04:04,575 --> 00:04:05,983 Tell her I'm a holla at her though. 46 00:04:14,650 --> 00:04:15,820 Alright bro, I'll catch you later. 47 00:04:15,820 --> 00:04:16,653 Peace. 48 00:04:20,270 --> 00:04:22,633 What's up bro, you need a lighter? 49 00:04:24,317 --> 00:04:26,067 Need everything, bro. 50 00:04:58,434 --> 00:05:00,934 (man snoring) 51 00:05:14,382 --> 00:05:17,049 (phone ringing) 52 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:35,334 - Hello? 53 00:05:36,190 --> 00:05:38,150 - Well, well, well. - What's up, what's up? 54 00:05:38,150 --> 00:05:39,831 - Is this who I think it is? 55 00:05:39,831 --> 00:05:42,560 - No, this is actually your FBI agent Richard Parker. 56 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:43,946 I've been meaning to talk to you, sir. 57 00:05:43,946 --> 00:05:44,900 How are you today? 58 00:05:44,900 --> 00:05:47,197 - Man, I feel like fucking shit, dude. 59 00:05:47,197 --> 00:05:50,277 - It sounds like somebody got started without me. 60 00:05:50,277 --> 00:05:52,807 - No man, I just woke up. - I'll bet. 61 00:05:52,807 --> 00:05:55,360 - [Ty] Hey man, you still coming to town tonight? 62 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:57,395 - [Chandler] What side of who's couch did you wake up on? 63 00:05:57,395 --> 00:05:59,000 - You didn't answer my question. 64 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,490 You coming to the show? 65 00:06:00,490 --> 00:06:01,810 - Bro, you know I'm gonna be there. 66 00:06:01,810 --> 00:06:04,337 - Dude, yes man, I am so stoked to hear that. 67 00:06:04,337 --> 00:06:06,360 - So you hear from Jules? 68 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:08,240 - I'm actually, I'm waiting on his punk ass 69 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,322 to come scoop me up right now, man. 70 00:06:10,322 --> 00:06:13,721 - You slept in at New Brookland Tavern again, didn't you? 71 00:06:13,721 --> 00:06:15,806 - I can hear the judgment in your voice, man. 72 00:06:15,806 --> 00:06:17,236 - Oh never, baby. 73 00:06:17,236 --> 00:06:19,757 You know I think you're perfect just the way you are. 74 00:06:19,757 --> 00:06:21,380 - [Ty] You fucking kiss ass. 75 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:23,170 You ain't talking your way out of buying shots. 76 00:06:23,170 --> 00:06:25,510 - [Chandler] Oh, make Jules buy 'em. 77 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:26,943 - [Ty] Yeah, speaking of the old shit bird now. 78 00:06:26,943 --> 00:06:29,540 He's here, he's feeling neglected. 79 00:06:29,540 --> 00:06:31,257 - Oh well you know, send him my love. 80 00:06:31,257 --> 00:06:33,243 - Yeah, all right man. 81 00:06:36,837 --> 00:06:37,670 What? 82 00:06:37,670 --> 00:06:38,865 - I'm gonna be late for work, Ty. 83 00:06:38,865 --> 00:06:40,000 - I'm gonna be late for work, Ty, 84 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,527 why you tripping man? 85 00:06:46,152 --> 00:06:48,174 I been waiting on you. - Shut up. 86 00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:49,858 - Oh come on, we'll be good. 87 00:06:49,858 --> 00:06:51,941 You're not gonna be late. 88 00:06:53,139 --> 00:06:56,972 ("Pop The Clutch" by Boo Hag) 89 00:07:00,910 --> 00:07:05,910 ♪ ♪ 90 00:07:10,700 --> 00:07:15,700 ♪♪ 91 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,173 ♪ C'mon now! ♪ 92 00:07:33,937 --> 00:07:38,937 ♪ Oooooohhhh ♪ 93 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:44,378 ♪ ♪ 94 00:07:54,912 --> 00:07:56,728 ♪ I get so loaded ♪ 95 00:07:56,728 --> 00:08:01,728 ♪ I wanna cry ♪ 96 00:08:01,939 --> 00:08:03,533 ♪ I get so loaded♪ 97 00:08:03,533 --> 00:08:05,366 ♪ I wanna die ♪ 98 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:19,490 ♪ ♪ 99 00:08:50,582 --> 00:08:53,424 How do I work this thing? 100 00:08:53,424 --> 00:08:56,015 ("Imma Leave My Home" by Say Brother) 101 00:08:58,367 --> 00:08:59,850 - I'm telling you, dude. 102 00:08:59,850 --> 00:09:01,160 - [Ty] Jules, where's my fucking beer? 103 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:02,391 - I'm getting it. 104 00:09:02,391 --> 00:09:04,068 - [Ty] Jesus Christ. 105 00:09:04,068 --> 00:09:07,550 I would not go back in that bathroom if I was you. 106 00:09:07,550 --> 00:09:09,970 - What do you want? - Same thing. 107 00:09:09,970 --> 00:09:11,350 - Is this gonna be a thing? 108 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:13,820 - [Ty] I'm just documenting your return. 109 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:15,510 - Do you not believe me? 110 00:09:15,510 --> 00:09:17,050 - Look, Jules, there's a difference between 111 00:09:17,050 --> 00:09:18,293 believing you and entertaining you. 112 00:09:18,293 --> 00:09:20,720 - It's the real thing. - I'm sure it is. 113 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:21,920 Gonna look it up right now. 114 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:22,963 Don't, please don't. 115 00:09:25,606 --> 00:09:26,958 - Oh, it's good to have you back. 116 00:09:26,958 --> 00:09:29,700 - You know I was gone for like a month, right? 117 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:31,870 - Yeah, you were gone for like five weeks, 118 00:09:31,870 --> 00:09:34,040 but you can't lie that you didn't miss that. 119 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,170 - Miss what? 120 00:09:35,170 --> 00:09:36,470 - That dick in your mouth. 121 00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:38,883 - Hilarious. 122 00:09:40,540 --> 00:09:42,092 - Oh man. 123 00:09:42,092 --> 00:09:44,050 Jules, you still looking this shit up? 124 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:45,160 - Ah-hah! - Jesus! 125 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,990 - Male dolphins are known to gangbang other dolphins, 126 00:09:47,990 --> 00:09:49,476 both male and female. 127 00:09:49,476 --> 00:09:50,462 - There's no way that says gangbang. 128 00:09:50,462 --> 00:09:51,440 - There is 14 cases of this reported 129 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:52,620 each year in the United States, 130 00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:54,560 these events usually occurring in the shore 131 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,230 where the victims are unable to escape 132 00:09:56,230 --> 00:09:58,620 being dragged into a dolphin rape cave. 133 00:09:58,620 --> 00:09:59,453 - Rape cave? 134 00:09:59,453 --> 00:10:01,220 - What the fuck is this, Buzzfeed? 135 00:10:01,220 --> 00:10:04,030 - Oh shit, they got pictures. - No fucking way. 136 00:10:04,030 --> 00:10:05,900 - No, bro! - Let me see, let me see. 137 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:07,543 Oh, that is fucking disgusting. 138 00:10:09,104 --> 00:10:11,187 Oh my God. 139 00:10:11,187 --> 00:10:12,720 - Can you imagine there's like some 140 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,960 tenured marine biologist that's getting paid 141 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:17,110 to go down there and film dolphins gangbanging? 142 00:10:17,110 --> 00:10:18,240 - I would do that job. 143 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:19,377 - I need to delete this off my phone 144 00:10:19,377 --> 00:10:21,890 before some girls think I'm jerking off to dolphin dick. 145 00:10:21,890 --> 00:10:22,780 - Hey, here's an idea, 146 00:10:22,780 --> 00:10:24,240 how about no girl hears anything 147 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:25,700 about dolphin dicks at all tonight? 148 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:28,030 - I think it would be a good conversation starter. 149 00:10:28,030 --> 00:10:29,060 - Girls love dolphins. 150 00:10:29,060 --> 00:10:31,221 - Dude, I'm not trying to let these fuckboy antics 151 00:10:31,221 --> 00:10:33,250 mess with my play tonight. - Oh please. 152 00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:34,847 - I'm trying to at least get my dick looked at. 153 00:10:34,847 --> 00:10:38,180 - Hey bro, nobody want to hear that. 154 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:39,013 - My bad. 155 00:10:41,980 --> 00:10:44,630 - Hey look, Chan, you always do this shit man. 156 00:10:44,630 --> 00:10:45,520 - Do what? 157 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:46,750 - You get like five beers into it 158 00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:48,126 and act like you're a closer. 159 00:10:48,126 --> 00:10:49,114 - I fucking close. 160 00:10:49,114 --> 00:10:50,023 - Man, really, you just get all butthurt 161 00:10:50,023 --> 00:10:51,830 and you end up calling Lauren. 162 00:10:51,830 --> 00:10:52,710 - I close plenty. 163 00:10:52,710 --> 00:10:53,990 - Okay, well if you're such a fucking closer 164 00:10:53,990 --> 00:10:55,320 why don't you go over here, 165 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:56,825 close with the chick you've been checking out all night. 166 00:10:56,825 --> 00:10:57,658 - What chick? 167 00:10:57,658 --> 00:10:59,731 - [Ty] The fucking chick you've been checking out all night. 168 00:10:59,731 --> 00:11:01,123 - Bro, that's different. 169 00:11:02,063 --> 00:11:03,352 - How's it different? 170 00:11:03,352 --> 00:11:05,200 - Yeah, how's it different? 171 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:08,500 - All right, so there's a lot of factors at play. 172 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:11,070 It's like seven, it's early. 173 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:13,313 - It's like pregame, like perfect time. 174 00:11:14,430 --> 00:11:16,480 - These girls are obviously not looking to party. 175 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,392 - Why would you say that? 176 00:11:18,392 --> 00:11:21,210 He's scared. - Bro, I'm not... 177 00:11:21,210 --> 00:11:22,657 I'm waiting on my opportunity. 178 00:11:22,657 --> 00:11:24,143 - Oh yeah, and when's that? 179 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:27,310 - Cocktail over here is getting ready 180 00:11:27,310 --> 00:11:29,340 to make her some trivial ass rum drink 181 00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:32,190 and when he does, I will swoop in and I will seal that deal. 182 00:11:32,190 --> 00:11:35,390 - Coughlin's law, never tells tales about a woman. 183 00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:36,440 They will always hear you 184 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:38,326 no matter how far away they are. 185 00:11:38,326 --> 00:11:41,060 - Facts, facts, facts, facts, facts. 186 00:11:41,060 --> 00:11:42,927 - Tell you what, you get a number 187 00:11:42,927 --> 00:11:45,343 and all this, it's on me. 188 00:11:46,715 --> 00:11:48,063 - And if I don't? 189 00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:50,930 - You gotta drive tonight. 190 00:11:50,930 --> 00:11:52,540 - After driving here? 191 00:11:52,540 --> 00:11:53,957 - [Jules] I have no space in my car, dude. 192 00:11:53,957 --> 00:11:55,533 - 'Cause you don't fucking clean it. 193 00:11:57,860 --> 00:12:00,820 - Don't look at me, I got dropped off, motherfuckers. 194 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,730 - I did not drive all the way from fucking Charleston 195 00:12:02,730 --> 00:12:05,330 so I could be chauffeuring around you two shitfucks. 196 00:12:06,430 --> 00:12:07,976 - Shitfucks? - You heard me. 197 00:12:07,976 --> 00:12:10,160 - Whatever, man, that's the deal. 198 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:11,843 If you don't think you can do it... 199 00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:18,193 - All I gotta do is get a number? 200 00:12:20,877 --> 00:12:22,013 Be back in a second. 201 00:12:24,543 --> 00:12:27,740 - He's gonna fuck this up. - Oh, for sure, for sure. 202 00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:29,352 (speaker voice muffled) 203 00:12:29,352 --> 00:12:32,455 - Hey, what's up? 204 00:12:32,455 --> 00:12:34,382 - Dude, she has a boyfriend! 205 00:12:34,382 --> 00:12:37,220 (laughing) 206 00:12:37,220 --> 00:12:40,441 - [Ty] Oh shit, oh, look at him! 207 00:12:40,441 --> 00:12:41,340 He's so sad. 208 00:12:41,340 --> 00:12:44,275 Oh look at him, you're a closer, huh? 209 00:12:44,275 --> 00:12:45,329 You're a closer, huh? 210 00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:46,829 - You can close this tab though. 211 00:12:49,470 --> 00:12:51,700 - Oh, you fucking suck! - Can we get out of here now? 212 00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:52,533 - [Ty] Oh my God, yeah, 213 00:12:52,533 --> 00:12:55,046 before we worry about that stupid shit... 214 00:12:55,046 --> 00:12:55,879 Shotty! 215 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,020 - Bro, why you changing shirts, man? 216 00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:00,853 You act like you're gonna 217 00:13:00,853 --> 00:13:02,250 run into Haley tonight or something, dawg. 218 00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:03,630 You ain't getting nothing. 219 00:13:03,630 --> 00:13:05,526 - Ha ha, very funny. 220 00:13:05,526 --> 00:13:06,930 ("Line It Up" by FatRat Da Czar) 221 00:13:06,930 --> 00:13:08,164 ♪ Half man, half machine ♪ 222 00:13:08,164 --> 00:13:10,800 [Chandler] Oh my God, home sweet home. 223 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,164 - [Ty] Yeah, I bet you're happy to be back 224 00:13:12,164 --> 00:13:13,110 and hear Jules talk about 225 00:13:13,110 --> 00:13:15,120 dolphin rape conspiracies again. 226 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:16,370 Ain't that right, sad boy? 227 00:13:16,370 --> 00:13:19,764 - [Jules] Don't even get me started on Avril Lavigne! 228 00:13:19,764 --> 00:13:21,545 (chattering) 229 00:13:21,545 --> 00:13:24,370 - [Chandler] Don't talk about Avril Lavigne. 230 00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:25,880 - [Jules] She died in 2003! 231 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:28,071 Her body double Melissa! 232 00:13:28,071 --> 00:13:31,160 - [Chandler] Oh my God, we hear you with the body double. 233 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:32,580 - [Chandler] You fell asleep during that movie. 234 00:13:32,580 --> 00:13:33,810 - [Chandler] Shut the fuck up. 235 00:13:33,810 --> 00:13:36,003 - [Ty] We gotta get some beer. 236 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:44,000 - Jules, you gonna throw in on this? 237 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,057 - I got like three bucks, man. 238 00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:46,840 - Bro, I just tipped you eight dollars. 239 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:48,140 - I got bills to pay. 240 00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:51,123 - Buying dog food for your parents' house is not bills, bro. 241 00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:52,410 - Bummer summer, bro. 242 00:13:52,410 --> 00:13:55,617 - Oh my God, Jesus Christ, this fucking guy, I swear to God. 243 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,220 - Fuck off, bro! 244 00:14:28,220 --> 00:14:29,340 - [Ty] Hey you little bitch ass, 245 00:14:29,340 --> 00:14:30,893 couldn't even throw in on the beer. 246 00:14:30,893 --> 00:14:33,060 You couldn't even throw in on the beer. 247 00:14:33,060 --> 00:14:34,587 - Like I said, fuck off. 248 00:14:39,591 --> 00:14:41,430 - [Ty] Y'all ready to do this? 249 00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:43,113 - Let's do it! - [Ty] Let's go! 250 00:14:43,113 --> 00:14:43,946 (Hip hop music plays) 251 00:14:43,946 --> 00:14:44,779 ♪ City of the Soda ♪ 252 00:14:44,779 --> 00:14:47,352 ♪ Where a nigga spit more fire ♪ 253 00:14:47,352 --> 00:14:48,792 ♪ Stick to the script ♪ 254 00:14:48,792 --> 00:14:51,132 (Jules sneezing) 255 00:14:51,132 --> 00:14:53,430 - Jesus fucking Christ! 256 00:14:53,430 --> 00:14:55,140 - [Ty] Anyways, so Cole just wanted to have 257 00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:57,400 like a chill ass night, go out and drink a couple beers. 258 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,130 But clearly that didn't fucking happen. 259 00:14:59,130 --> 00:15:01,187 - Shit, you passed out on a fucking pool table. 260 00:15:01,187 --> 00:15:03,580 - Yeah, but guess what the fuck was on TV. 261 00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:05,784 - Showgirls? - Even fucking better, man. 262 00:15:05,784 --> 00:15:07,720 Batman and fucking Robin, dude. 263 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:09,050 - Oh shit. 264 00:15:09,050 --> 00:15:11,130 - Yeah, which clearly resulted in a drinking game. 265 00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:11,963 - As it always does. 266 00:15:11,963 --> 00:15:13,470 - You know when the George Clooney 267 00:15:13,470 --> 00:15:16,150 does that signature like head bobble fucking wobble thing? 268 00:15:16,150 --> 00:15:16,983 You know what I'm saying? 269 00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:18,130 - Oh yeah. - That's a shot. 270 00:15:18,130 --> 00:15:19,970 - Even in the suit? - Even in the suit. 271 00:15:19,970 --> 00:15:22,470 So every time he does it even in the suit. 272 00:15:22,470 --> 00:15:23,630 Fucking crazy, man. 273 00:15:23,630 --> 00:15:26,430 Even if you take out all that shit 274 00:15:26,430 --> 00:15:27,860 and you just go by the puns, 275 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,380 you're fucked up in the first 20 minutes. 276 00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:30,400 - That's like a pun a minute. 277 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:31,414 - [Jules] When did you pass out? 278 00:15:31,414 --> 00:15:35,010 - Something like I guess they don't have 279 00:15:35,010 --> 00:15:36,443 fax machines on elephants. 280 00:15:36,443 --> 00:15:37,780 That's the last thing. 281 00:15:37,780 --> 00:15:40,540 Dude, they carried Cole out the fucking bar, bro. 282 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,840 Yeah man. 283 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:46,024 - Chandler, it's good to have you back, man. 284 00:15:46,024 --> 00:15:49,510 - Yeah man, thanks for coming back and showing support. 285 00:15:49,510 --> 00:15:52,100 I mean, even though you can't close. 286 00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:54,050 - I know like, you know, you had to go off 287 00:15:54,050 --> 00:15:55,999 and do your own thing. - Whatever the fuck that is. 288 00:15:55,999 --> 00:15:57,040 I'm not sweating that shit right now 289 00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:02,040 Okay, but what does matter is that three of us tonight, 290 00:16:02,060 --> 00:16:03,875 we're gonna party fucking hard, man. 291 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,460 [Jules] Right? - I'll drink to that. 292 00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:07,477 - Facts, boys. 293 00:16:07,477 --> 00:16:09,690 [Ty] Hey whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 294 00:16:09,690 --> 00:16:12,991 Mr. Charleston, you too fancy. 295 00:16:12,991 --> 00:16:14,050 You gotta drink out of a glass, 296 00:16:14,050 --> 00:16:17,085 you can't drink out of a bottle like the rest of us. 297 00:16:17,085 --> 00:16:18,260 - The fuck? 298 00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:20,560 - [Ty] Hey man, what killed the dinosaurs? 299 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,603 - Piece of shit... - [Ty] The Ice Age! 300 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:30,140 [Ty] Oh yeah, drink it, I wanna taste your tears. 301 00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:31,410 Drink it! 302 00:16:31,410 --> 00:16:33,203 Oh yeah, one knee like a champ. 303 00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:36,680 - [Ty] Mm, how's that Charleston taste now? 304 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:40,090 - Ooh, piece of shit. 305 00:16:40,090 --> 00:16:42,739 Go on, drink faster, drink faster, guy. 306 00:16:42,739 --> 00:16:45,900 Oh man, come on, come on, come on. 307 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,881 You gotta finish up, finish up, finish up! 308 00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:49,476 (shouting) 309 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:51,871 Now we can fucking party hard. 310 00:16:51,871 --> 00:16:53,121 - [Jules] Yeah! 311 00:16:55,705 --> 00:16:58,683 - I hate you both. 312 00:16:58,683 --> 00:17:00,226 - Hey, that shit was righteous. 313 00:17:00,226 --> 00:17:03,637 (Chandler burping) 314 00:17:03,637 --> 00:17:05,505 - So we partying? 315 00:17:05,505 --> 00:17:07,255 - I guess fucking so. 316 00:17:12,051 --> 00:17:13,805 Gotta do what you gotta do. - Party fucking hard. 317 00:17:13,805 --> 00:17:14,638 - Use the teeth, dawg! 318 00:17:14,638 --> 00:17:16,743 - Cheers. - Oh, you suck... 319 00:17:18,450 --> 00:17:19,283 I'll take it. 320 00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:28,893 - Ah yeah. - Yeah! 321 00:17:30,370 --> 00:17:32,513 Yes, yes! 322 00:17:34,723 --> 00:17:35,556 I don't fucking care. 323 00:17:35,556 --> 00:17:37,250 We can walk, we can drive, I don't give a fuck. 324 00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:38,790 - Dude, you think that annoying ass Preston dude 325 00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:39,680 is gonna be there? 326 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:41,060 - You talk so much shit about him, 327 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,310 he's not that bad of a dude. 328 00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:43,265 - No, he's not a bad dude. 329 00:17:43,265 --> 00:17:45,345 He's just coked out of his mind all the time. 330 00:17:45,345 --> 00:17:46,178 (chattering) 331 00:17:46,178 --> 00:17:48,477 [Ty] Hey Jules, shotty! Shotty! 332 00:17:56,393 --> 00:18:00,076 ("Sonofabitch" by Isabelle's Gift) 333 00:18:08,965 --> 00:18:10,365 (rock music plays) 334 00:18:11,981 --> 00:18:13,481 - Cypher T's in the house! 335 00:18:13,481 --> 00:18:15,203 - What up? - What up, dude? 336 00:18:15,203 --> 00:18:18,260 Check it out. - Rockin' merch! Good to see you, dude. 337 00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:19,510 - And look who it is. 338 00:18:19,510 --> 00:18:22,510 Man, I thought you were in Charleston. 339 00:18:22,510 --> 00:18:24,099 - He did. 340 00:18:24,099 --> 00:18:27,050 - Hey man, if craft beer and flannel is your thing, 341 00:18:27,050 --> 00:18:29,294 be my guest but good to see you back in the 803, alright. 342 00:18:29,294 --> 00:18:30,127 (laughing) 343 00:18:30,127 --> 00:18:32,410 - Good to see you too, Preston, you dick. 344 00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:33,618 - Whatever, go fuck yourself. 345 00:18:33,618 --> 00:18:37,121 I'm gonna catch this short, I'll meet up later. 346 00:18:37,121 --> 00:18:39,208 - [Ty] I can be your hero, H3RO! 347 00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:41,131 Well if isn't Cypher T and the boys. 348 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:43,545 - We're a fucking Motley Crue. 349 00:18:43,545 --> 00:18:46,354 - Hold up, hold up, I gotta get this guy. 350 00:18:46,354 --> 00:18:47,630 Oh God! 351 00:18:47,630 --> 00:18:48,826 Missed you bro! 352 00:18:48,826 --> 00:18:50,449 - Hold up, hold up, I ain't gay or nothing. 353 00:18:50,449 --> 00:18:53,340 - But I'm fighting temptations like I'm David Ruffin. 354 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:56,100 - Bro stop, y'all realize that song is like ancient, right? 355 00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:58,030 - We gotta bust your balls before the show, bro! 356 00:18:58,030 --> 00:18:59,220 - Motherfucker, you started that! 357 00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:01,410 - Justin, I heard some crazy shit. 358 00:19:01,410 --> 00:19:02,460 - All right, Chandler, I'll bite. 359 00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:03,541 What'd you hear? 360 00:19:03,541 --> 00:19:05,310 - I heard you're buying first round. 361 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,290 - Ooh, word travels fast. 362 00:19:07,290 --> 00:19:09,200 - All right guys, look, I'll buy the first round. 363 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,410 Only the first round! 364 00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:11,976 After that you motherfuckers are paying 365 00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:12,909 For the star! 366 00:19:12,909 --> 00:19:14,850 - Okay Starboy! 367 00:19:14,850 --> 00:19:16,903 - [Girl At NBT] Oh my God, Ty! - Hey, what's up, ma? 368 00:19:20,206 --> 00:19:22,610 - What's up, man? - You guys here with Ty? 369 00:19:22,610 --> 00:19:25,363 - Yes sir. - Right arms, please. 370 00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:29,680 - You think Ty looks like Joe Pesci? 371 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:30,978 - [Chandler] He's no Pesci. 372 00:19:30,978 --> 00:19:32,020 (chattering) 373 00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:33,517 - [NBT Door Guy] John Belushi. - What? 374 00:19:33,517 --> 00:19:36,080 - He looks like John Belushi. 375 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,497 - Holy shit, he does, he looks like John Belushi! 376 00:19:39,514 --> 00:19:40,695 - Man, fuck you, man! 377 00:19:40,695 --> 00:19:41,710 I don't look like John Belushi! 378 00:19:41,710 --> 00:19:43,503 Come take fucking shots, assholes! 379 00:19:43,503 --> 00:19:45,506 I don't fucking look like John Belushi, okay! 380 00:19:45,506 --> 00:19:47,300 I don't look like fucking, come take fucking shots. 381 00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:48,950 We're doing shots. 382 00:19:48,950 --> 00:19:50,700 Yo, let's do this, Justin's buying. 383 00:19:53,008 --> 00:19:56,113 - What is the cup du jour? 384 00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:58,430 - Called the Vampire's Shithole. 385 00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:01,484 Alright, so y'all repeat after me, alright? 386 00:20:01,484 --> 00:20:03,200 Up with it. - Up with it. 387 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,558 - Down with it. - Down with it. 388 00:20:04,558 --> 00:20:06,414 (Ty clears throat) 389 00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,700 - In with it. - In with it. 390 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:08,560 - Out with it. - Out with it. 391 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:11,391 - Drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink. 392 00:20:11,391 --> 00:20:14,537 - Drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink! 393 00:20:14,537 --> 00:20:16,006 - [Ty] Cheers. 394 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:18,283 (rock music) 395 00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:21,033 ♪ I'm fuckin' dry ♪ 396 00:20:23,979 --> 00:20:25,974 - New Brookland Tavern, how y'all doing tonight? 397 00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,224 (cheering) 398 00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:38,298 [Ryan] That's what I like to hear. 399 00:20:38,298 --> 00:20:39,418 Yo, we're gonna have a fun night tonight. 400 00:20:39,418 --> 00:20:42,486 Real quick, give it up for everyone in the service industry! 401 00:20:42,486 --> 00:20:46,110 (audience applauding) 402 00:20:46,110 --> 00:20:48,606 - Dude, I can't keep buying all the drinks tonight. 403 00:20:48,606 --> 00:20:50,840 - Excuse me, I thought a guy that's living at home 404 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:53,390 with the fam can afford to buy a broke man a few drinks. 405 00:20:53,390 --> 00:20:54,700 - I'm staying at home with the fam 406 00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:56,460 because someone decided to get all bougie 407 00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:58,480 washing God damn dishes in Charleston. 408 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,904 - And plunging toilets, thank you. 409 00:21:00,904 --> 00:21:02,820 - Classy. 410 00:21:02,820 --> 00:21:04,300 - Don't act like I'm too much of an aristocrat 411 00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:05,420 that I'm not gonna pick your Mom up 412 00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:06,992 after her hot yoga session. 413 00:21:06,992 --> 00:21:07,825 (bottles clink) 414 00:21:07,825 --> 00:21:09,436 - [Ryan] Before we begin, we're gonna start off 415 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:10,270 with some comedy. 416 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,460 I'm gonna bring up your first comedian of the night 417 00:21:12,460 --> 00:21:13,780 and the host of the show, 418 00:21:13,780 --> 00:21:16,621 put your hands together for Ryan Easterbrooks. 419 00:21:16,621 --> 00:21:18,073 (crowd cheers) 420 00:21:18,073 --> 00:21:21,490 [Jules] Just like them Broad River days, huh? 421 00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:24,060 - Yeah, living five minutes from the strip club, 422 00:21:24,060 --> 00:21:25,300 drinking six nights a week 423 00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:28,707 and seven days behind on rent, who could forget? 424 00:21:29,749 --> 00:21:32,249 (crowd applause) 425 00:21:33,198 --> 00:21:35,123 - [Jules] Seems like you're trying to forget. 426 00:21:35,123 --> 00:21:36,923 - God dude, don't be so dramatic. 427 00:21:37,770 --> 00:21:38,803 - Dramatic? 428 00:21:38,803 --> 00:21:42,010 Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot I was the one who bailed. 429 00:21:43,926 --> 00:21:45,224 - Heckle me. 430 00:21:45,224 --> 00:21:48,030 - The three of us could barely afford a down payment 431 00:21:48,030 --> 00:21:50,290 on a four-wheeler much less a restaurant. 432 00:21:50,290 --> 00:21:53,210 - All right, you just want to be such a negative dick. 433 00:21:53,210 --> 00:21:54,794 How's Lauren doing? 434 00:21:54,794 --> 00:21:56,777 (crowd heckles) 435 00:21:59,140 --> 00:22:00,970 - She's moving this week. 436 00:22:00,970 --> 00:22:03,740 - Oh my God, so it all comes back full circle. 437 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:04,850 - No it doesn't, all right. 438 00:22:04,850 --> 00:22:05,980 She made her choice. 439 00:22:05,980 --> 00:22:07,180 - But you made yours, right? 440 00:22:07,180 --> 00:22:09,600 - Yes and I chose a fresh start. 441 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:10,560 What is wrong with that? 442 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,450 - We had a plan to open a restaurant. 443 00:22:12,450 --> 00:22:14,660 You are throwing it away for what? 444 00:22:14,660 --> 00:22:17,920 So one woman can completely reset your life? 445 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,340 - That's not how it happened. 446 00:22:19,340 --> 00:22:21,282 - Like in the sixth grade when you abandoned 447 00:22:21,282 --> 00:22:22,381 me as locker buddies. 448 00:22:22,381 --> 00:22:23,857 - Oh my God, are you still mad about that? 449 00:22:23,857 --> 00:22:25,530 - You and Sara fucking Lawton 450 00:22:25,530 --> 00:22:29,173 became lab partners and compartmentalized your projects. 451 00:22:30,030 --> 00:22:31,473 - And that's what you think this is? 452 00:22:31,473 --> 00:22:33,317 - [Jules] Yeah. 453 00:22:33,317 --> 00:22:35,640 - Columbia: This is a joke you guys can take home with you. 454 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:38,340 How many you guys live in Columbia? 455 00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:40,330 Show Columbia some love. 456 00:22:40,330 --> 00:22:42,300 So this is a joke you can use in your everyday life. 457 00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:45,367 Do you guys know where Bull Street is at, over there? 458 00:22:45,367 --> 00:22:48,430 - You know I read a quote the other day 459 00:22:48,430 --> 00:22:49,930 that reminded me of you. 460 00:22:49,930 --> 00:22:51,490 - Yeah, what was that? 461 00:22:51,490 --> 00:22:55,351 - An intelligent man is often forced to be drunk 462 00:22:55,351 --> 00:22:57,766 to spend time with his fools. 463 00:22:58,791 --> 00:23:01,202 - Don't act like Charleston has you reading Hemingway. 464 00:23:02,707 --> 00:23:05,027 - It was on the wall in a bar. 465 00:23:08,799 --> 00:23:10,449 (Ryan speaking) 466 00:23:10,449 --> 00:23:12,436 (crowd chatters) 467 00:23:12,436 --> 00:23:15,180 - [Jules] You know he's upset too, right? 468 00:23:15,180 --> 00:23:18,740 - Dude, Ty doesn't give a fuck about the restaurant. 469 00:23:18,740 --> 00:23:20,503 - You know that's not what I mean. 470 00:23:24,950 --> 00:23:25,783 - [Ryan] I'm gonna go ahead and bring up 471 00:23:25,783 --> 00:23:26,730 your first artist for the night. 472 00:23:26,730 --> 00:23:28,967 I need you guys to make a lot of noise, 473 00:23:28,967 --> 00:23:30,458 make a lot of noise. 474 00:23:30,458 --> 00:23:32,148 (cheering) 475 00:23:32,148 --> 00:23:35,481 Put your hands together for Cole Connor! 476 00:23:38,988 --> 00:23:42,421 New Brookland Tavern! How are y'all feeling? 477 00:23:43,404 --> 00:23:44,237 - My name is Cole Connor, 478 00:23:44,237 --> 00:23:47,617 first song we got is called No Niche. 479 00:23:47,617 --> 00:23:49,758 ("No Niche" by Cole Connor) 480 00:23:50,754 --> 00:23:55,754 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 481 00:23:56,586 --> 00:24:00,010 ♪ I just... Hmph ♪ 482 00:24:00,010 --> 00:24:03,532 ♪ I just tell 'em I got No Niche ♪ 483 00:24:03,532 --> 00:24:06,712 ♪ Please don't speak ♪ if you don't know me ♪ 484 00:24:06,712 --> 00:24:10,267 ♪ I'm so tired of livin' low key ♪ 485 00:24:10,267 --> 00:24:11,850 ♪ Now I'm all in your grill ♪ 486 00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:12,924 ♪ And got you all in ♪ 487 00:24:12,924 --> 00:24:13,948 ♪ Your feelings ♪ 488 00:24:13,948 --> 00:24:16,994 ♪ I just tell them I got No Niche ♪ 489 00:24:16,994 --> 00:24:20,426 ♪ Please don't speak ♪ if you don't know me ♪ 490 00:24:20,426 --> 00:24:23,717 ♪ I'm so tired of living low key ♪ 491 00:24:23,717 --> 00:24:26,338 ♪ Now I'm all in your grill ♪ 492 00:24:26,338 --> 00:24:31,338 ♪ Got you all in your feelings ♪ 493 00:24:36,147 --> 00:24:39,814 ♪ I got endless possibility ♪ 494 00:24:50,672 --> 00:24:52,129 ♪ Motherfuckers wanna stop ♪ me but I'm out the box ♪ 495 00:24:52,129 --> 00:24:54,875 ♪ Found a fox and pounding rocks ♪ 496 00:24:54,875 --> 00:24:57,507 ♪ Hand on the countertop like bitch what ♪ 497 00:24:57,507 --> 00:24:58,599 - I mean, I know you want to know. 498 00:24:58,599 --> 00:25:00,301 - I still dunno why you picked PBR. 499 00:25:00,301 --> 00:25:03,450 - Well look who it is. - What's up, boys? 500 00:25:04,353 --> 00:25:06,666 How you doing man? - What up, bro? 501 00:25:06,666 --> 00:25:10,210 - Dude, I heard you almost died last night. 502 00:25:10,210 --> 00:25:12,680 - Yo, those fucking ice puns, bro. 503 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,467 - Hold up, hold up, I wanna catch up with y'all, man, 504 00:25:14,467 --> 00:25:15,500 but I gotta pee. 505 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:18,923 - Breakin' the seal already? - It be like that sometimes. 506 00:25:18,923 --> 00:25:21,063 - Don't get too friendly in there. 507 00:25:23,047 --> 00:25:24,980 - Yo, how's life in Charleston, bro? 508 00:25:24,980 --> 00:25:27,110 - Bro, it is, it is just awful. 509 00:25:27,110 --> 00:25:29,360 - You been there like a month. 510 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:33,093 - Yeah, dude, the bars, the bars close at two. 511 00:25:34,047 --> 00:25:36,830 - There's no late nights? - None whatsoever. 512 00:25:36,830 --> 00:25:38,790 - That fucking blows, bro. 513 00:25:38,790 --> 00:25:39,960 - Just when I'm hitting my stride 514 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:42,499 bartender does last call, it kills my momentum. 515 00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:44,999 - You gotta get outta there. - Who you telling? 516 00:25:45,850 --> 00:25:50,000 - Maybe you should come back. - Wish it were that easy. 517 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,730 - Maybe me and H3RO need to make a trip 518 00:25:51,730 --> 00:25:53,840 down to the Chuck Town and show 'em how we do, 519 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:54,820 you know what I'm saying? 520 00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:56,500 - Dude, they aren't ready for that. 521 00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:58,438 - They're definitely not fucking ready for that, 522 00:25:58,438 --> 00:25:59,950 that's for damn sure! 523 00:25:59,950 --> 00:26:02,467 - New Brookland Tavern, let's keep this show going. 524 00:26:02,467 --> 00:26:05,300 I'm so excited for you to hear the next performer. 525 00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:07,170 He used to be my high school weed dealer. 526 00:26:07,170 --> 00:26:09,723 Put your hands together for Miles Kendrick. 527 00:26:11,267 --> 00:26:14,017 (crowd applause) 528 00:26:24,545 --> 00:26:26,029 - Oh my God. 529 00:26:26,029 --> 00:26:27,310 (Miles laughing) 530 00:26:27,310 --> 00:26:29,710 Y'all give it up for Ryan, y'all. 531 00:26:29,710 --> 00:26:32,000 One more time for New Brookland? 532 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,214 One more time for yourselves! 533 00:26:34,214 --> 00:26:35,393 That was weak. 534 00:26:36,870 --> 00:26:38,920 Alright, DJ Matty Matt! 535 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,087 When you first meet a stranger at a bar 536 00:26:41,087 --> 00:26:42,590 and you seeing her from afar 537 00:26:42,590 --> 00:26:44,080 You know what I'm saying? 538 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,400 You try to meet her, get to know her. 539 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,050 That's kind of like how it goes. 540 00:26:48,050 --> 00:26:49,801 Just feel the vibe. 541 00:26:49,801 --> 00:26:52,619 ♪ Hope you feeling the ♪ vibe cause its real ♪ 542 00:26:52,619 --> 00:26:55,192 ♪ Yeah look check ♪ 543 00:26:55,192 --> 00:26:56,585 ♪ I'm eying you, eying me ♪ 544 00:26:56,585 --> 00:26:58,145 - This is my homie's work. - Oh nice! 545 00:26:58,145 --> 00:27:00,055 - Yeah, this is the video I was telling you about. 546 00:27:00,055 --> 00:27:02,176 (hip hop music) 547 00:27:02,176 --> 00:27:04,007 ♪ I'm going back in though ♪ 548 00:27:04,007 --> 00:27:05,556 ♪ Yo check it ♪ 549 00:27:05,556 --> 00:27:08,271 You see Preston's little ass down there, man? 550 00:27:08,271 --> 00:27:09,949 ♪ This nigga told me I was finished ♪ 551 00:27:09,949 --> 00:27:11,670 ♪ Took my pen-is, stuck in his mouth ♪ 552 00:27:11,670 --> 00:27:12,771 You know how we got him in there? 553 00:27:12,771 --> 00:27:14,421 - [Ryan] How? - Offered him like a bag. 554 00:27:14,421 --> 00:27:15,717 (Ryan & Ty laughing) 555 00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:16,833 [Ty] He came through though! 556 00:27:16,833 --> 00:27:18,854 - Yo look at you with your tittylips. 557 00:27:18,854 --> 00:27:20,063 ♪ I ain't gay or nothing ♪ 558 00:27:20,063 --> 00:27:22,513 [Ty] I ain't got no fuckin' tittylips! 559 00:27:23,439 --> 00:27:25,297 (hip-hop music) 560 00:27:31,582 --> 00:27:32,622 [Jules] Sup man? - What's going on? 561 00:27:32,622 --> 00:27:34,196 - I was showing him your work. 562 00:27:34,196 --> 00:27:35,596 - Are you showing him this shit? 563 00:27:38,212 --> 00:27:40,523 - Y'all make some noise, y'all! 564 00:27:40,523 --> 00:27:42,007 ♪ Hope you feeling the vibe with me ♪ 565 00:27:42,007 --> 00:27:44,645 - [Jules] Bro, this is so old, dude. - [Ryan] It looks good! 566 00:27:47,183 --> 00:27:49,632 - [Ty] It's tight, bro, it's tight. Look, you saw me? 567 00:27:49,632 --> 00:27:50,961 ♪ I can tell you feelin' me ♪ 568 00:27:50,961 --> 00:27:52,197 ♪ I can tell by your energy ♪ 569 00:27:52,197 --> 00:27:53,038 - Thanks. 570 00:27:53,038 --> 00:27:53,963 ♪ So let's keep it real ♪ 571 00:27:53,963 --> 00:27:55,992 ♪ In the middle of a staring contest ♪ 572 00:27:55,992 --> 00:27:56,825 (microphone feedback) 573 00:27:56,825 --> 00:27:57,918 (noise drowns out) 574 00:28:02,544 --> 00:28:04,744 (dialogue muffled) 575 00:28:07,933 --> 00:28:08,766 - Hey man. 576 00:28:09,704 --> 00:28:10,537 (hip-hop music) 577 00:28:17,210 --> 00:28:19,697 - [Haley] Chandler? Hey! 578 00:28:19,697 --> 00:28:21,765 - Haley, how's it going? 579 00:28:21,765 --> 00:28:23,740 - Good, I didn't know you were in town. 580 00:28:23,740 --> 00:28:26,110 - Yeah, just tonight unfortunately. 581 00:28:26,110 --> 00:28:28,029 I have to be back tomorrow. 582 00:28:28,029 --> 00:28:29,430 - You here with Ty? 583 00:28:29,430 --> 00:28:30,480 Is Julian here too? 584 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,120 I thought I saw him when I came in. 585 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:33,516 - Hey, he does work too! 586 00:28:33,516 --> 00:28:35,033 - Yeah, I think he went out back... 587 00:28:35,033 --> 00:28:36,955 - He's sick with the camera a little bit. 588 00:28:36,955 --> 00:28:37,788 [Jules] We should link up. 589 00:28:37,788 --> 00:28:38,722 [Ryan] Yeah, we should collab! 590 00:28:38,722 --> 00:28:40,310 - ...Somewhere. 591 00:28:40,310 --> 00:28:41,486 - [Chandler] Hey Jules! 592 00:28:41,486 --> 00:28:42,678 (Ty grunting) 593 00:28:42,678 --> 00:28:44,121 (Ryan laughing) 594 00:28:44,121 --> 00:28:47,353 I'm so serious, that shit was wild as hell, man! 595 00:28:47,353 --> 00:28:48,720 (Ryan/Ty/Jules laughing) 596 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:50,790 - So how have you been? 597 00:28:51,682 --> 00:28:54,097 - Good, how have you been? 598 00:28:54,097 --> 00:28:55,912 - Pretty good. 599 00:28:55,912 --> 00:28:57,252 [Ty] Look, you do art. 600 00:28:57,252 --> 00:28:58,536 He does "art"... 601 00:28:58,536 --> 00:28:59,369 [Ryan] What? 602 00:28:59,369 --> 00:29:00,202 (Ty chuckles) 603 00:29:00,202 --> 00:29:02,006 - Yo, yo, I'm gonna get a beer, do you want a beer? 604 00:29:02,006 --> 00:29:04,022 - Hell no, you already got me a beer. 605 00:29:04,022 --> 00:29:04,855 [Ty] Oh, OK bro. 606 00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:09,161 - Hey Julian! - Hey yourself. 607 00:29:12,337 --> 00:29:13,578 - I didn't think I'd see you here tonight. 608 00:29:13,578 --> 00:29:16,590 - I saw the invite on Facebook, had to show support. 609 00:29:16,590 --> 00:29:18,868 I didn't miss Justin and Ty, did I? 610 00:29:18,868 --> 00:29:20,990 - No, they're up next after Bustercups. - Perfect. 611 00:29:20,990 --> 00:29:22,782 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 612 00:29:22,782 --> 00:29:24,640 (cheering) 613 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,690 - Make some fucking noise for yourselves. 614 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,327 Tip your bartenders, take care of your friends. 615 00:29:30,327 --> 00:29:32,354 Peace, love, and chicken grease. 616 00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:33,706 My name is Miles Kendrick. 617 00:29:33,706 --> 00:29:34,539 Y'all holla at me. 618 00:29:34,539 --> 00:29:38,195 My Instagram is I am underscore Miles Kendrick. 619 00:29:39,670 --> 00:29:41,482 Thank y'all so much. 620 00:29:41,482 --> 00:29:43,015 (crowd applause) 621 00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:48,314 - Y'all make some noise for Miles Kendrick, one more time! 622 00:29:48,314 --> 00:29:50,981 ("TKOs Actually Has a D Rating [Ty's Birthday Song (Spaceman)]" by The Bustercups) 623 00:29:52,133 --> 00:29:53,798 ♪ Party hard with Ty so many ♪ 624 00:29:53,798 --> 00:29:55,350 ♪ Birthday spanks I promise you ♪ 625 00:29:55,350 --> 00:29:57,201 ♪ We'll have to go into the spank ♪ 626 00:29:57,201 --> 00:29:58,847 ♪ Bank to make deposits ♪ 627 00:29:58,847 --> 00:29:59,680 ♪ Spank, spank ♪ 628 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:00,513 ♪ Spank, spank ♪ 629 00:30:00,513 --> 00:30:01,346 ♪ Spank, spank ♪ 630 00:30:01,346 --> 00:30:02,179 ♪ Spank, spank ♪ 631 00:30:02,179 --> 00:30:03,012 ♪ Spank, spank ♪ 632 00:30:03,012 --> 00:30:03,845 ♪ Spank, spank ♪ 633 00:30:03,845 --> 00:30:04,749 ♪ Spank, spank ♪ 634 00:30:04,749 --> 00:30:06,690 ♪ Spank, spank ♪ 635 00:30:06,690 --> 00:30:10,954 ♪ He goes by Fat Aladdin ♪ whenever he DJs shows ♪ 636 00:30:10,954 --> 00:30:11,991 - So how you been? 637 00:30:11,991 --> 00:30:14,462 - I've been real good. 638 00:30:14,462 --> 00:30:15,696 - You know we live in the same city, right? 639 00:30:15,696 --> 00:30:16,793 - I know. 640 00:30:17,774 --> 00:30:20,011 - I feel like I haven't seen you since Chandler left. 641 00:30:20,011 --> 00:30:24,180 - Work's been kicking my ass, now school's starting back up. 642 00:30:24,180 --> 00:30:25,694 - It's your last year, isn't it? 643 00:30:25,694 --> 00:30:28,300 - I like to take it a semester at a time. 644 00:30:28,300 --> 00:30:30,783 You're always rushing me. 645 00:30:31,972 --> 00:30:33,350 - I mean, if that was the case- 646 00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:37,953 - What's up, Julian! - What's up, Adam? 647 00:30:37,953 --> 00:30:40,953 - Nothing much, man, just shooting some visuals. 648 00:30:42,660 --> 00:30:45,240 Hey, that video you did with H3RO, 649 00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:47,530 with those masks and everything, man? 650 00:30:47,530 --> 00:30:49,513 Super sick. - I appreciate it. 651 00:30:52,318 --> 00:30:54,670 - We were kind of talking the other night, 652 00:30:54,670 --> 00:30:57,110 I think we're gonna push out a project soon 653 00:30:57,110 --> 00:30:59,313 so that's gonna be pretty dope. 654 00:31:00,330 --> 00:31:03,540 I'm kind of surprised you're not filming tonight. 655 00:31:03,540 --> 00:31:05,390 - No, I'm just chilling tonight, man. 656 00:31:06,258 --> 00:31:10,490 - Cool, cool, well if you ever need a swing at it, 657 00:31:10,490 --> 00:31:11,797 just let me know. 658 00:31:11,797 --> 00:31:13,690 I mean like we should link up. 659 00:31:13,690 --> 00:31:14,840 - Oh for sure. - Yeah. 660 00:31:15,820 --> 00:31:17,934 - I think Ty's about to go on. 661 00:31:17,934 --> 00:31:19,650 ♪ And thank you for the ♪ vegetarian options ♪ 662 00:31:19,650 --> 00:31:21,404 ♪ When you die I'm ♪ gonna carry the coffin ♪ 663 00:31:21,404 --> 00:31:23,290 ♪ I remember you like Sarah McLachlan ♪ 664 00:31:23,290 --> 00:31:25,120 ♪ Ty been looking fly with ♪ short sleeve button ups ♪ 665 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:26,902 ♪ That's what all the ladies saying ♪ 666 00:31:26,902 --> 00:31:29,121 (Ty laughing) 667 00:31:29,121 --> 00:31:31,340 ♪ We know you forever grateful ♪ 668 00:31:31,340 --> 00:31:32,607 ♪ With attention ♪ 669 00:31:32,607 --> 00:31:34,267 ♪ You're the center that's a staple ♪ 670 00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:35,800 [Adam] Shit! 671 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,124 - He'd be super pissed 672 00:31:37,124 --> 00:31:38,540 If I didn't get this coverage. 673 00:31:38,540 --> 00:31:42,490 It was great seeing you, dude. - [Jules] Likewise. 674 00:31:46,049 --> 00:31:47,986 ♪ Spank bank to make deposits ♪ 675 00:31:47,986 --> 00:31:49,467 ♪ Spank, spank, spank, spank ♪ 676 00:31:49,467 --> 00:31:51,678 ♪ Spank, spank, spank, spank ♪ 677 00:31:51,678 --> 00:31:56,370 ♪ Spank, spank, spank, spank, ♪ spank, spank, spank, spank ♪ 678 00:31:56,370 --> 00:31:57,203 - [Justin] I'm a little concerned. 679 00:31:57,203 --> 00:31:58,470 This is the first time y'all going to hear this 680 00:31:58,470 --> 00:32:00,400 and it might not work. 681 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,450 Make some noise for Ty, man, bring him up to the stage, 682 00:32:02,450 --> 00:32:03,633 Cypher T! 683 00:32:03,633 --> 00:32:05,416 (crowd cheers) 684 00:32:06,580 --> 00:32:08,780 - [Ty] I feel like I was just here. 685 00:32:08,780 --> 00:32:10,004 - You were just here, bro. 686 00:32:10,004 --> 00:32:12,796 - Oh, well... fuck. 687 00:32:12,796 --> 00:32:14,770 (laughing) 688 00:32:14,770 --> 00:32:16,240 - It is what it is, man. 689 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:17,310 Let's run it. 690 00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:20,030 - I'm gonna, I'm gonna take this stool off the stage. 691 00:32:20,885 --> 00:32:21,718 - [Justin] Yeah, yeah. 692 00:32:21,718 --> 00:32:23,600 ("Party Hard" by H3RO ft. Cypher T) 693 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:24,433 Like we said, guys, we want y'all 694 00:32:24,433 --> 00:32:26,130 to just feel the vibe real quick. 695 00:32:26,130 --> 00:32:27,360 - [Ty] We've never rehearsed this song. 696 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,900 - We've never even rehearsed this song. 697 00:32:29,900 --> 00:32:31,874 Yeah. - Yeah. 698 00:32:31,874 --> 00:32:33,292 (hip hop music) 699 00:32:33,292 --> 00:32:34,554 ♪ Yo this world it is ours ♪ 700 00:32:34,554 --> 00:32:35,788 ♪ This world it is ours ♪ 701 00:32:35,788 --> 00:32:37,839 ♪ And I'm chilling on top they like ♪ boy you a star ♪ 702 00:32:37,839 --> 00:32:39,342 ♪ Like boy you a star ♪ 703 00:32:39,342 --> 00:32:41,319 ♪ Out of this world homie, I'm on Mars ♪ 704 00:32:41,319 --> 00:32:43,340 ♪ Hit 'em with the flow ♪ got 'em caught off guard ♪ 705 00:32:43,340 --> 00:32:45,148 ♪ Tell 'em I'm a pro homie I got bars ♪ 706 00:32:45,148 --> 00:32:47,124 ♪ But y'all wanna marty gras♪ 707 00:32:47,124 --> 00:32:49,010 ♪ I party, party, party hard ♪ 708 00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:51,424 ♪ Party, party, party hard ♪ 709 00:32:51,424 --> 00:32:52,754 ♪ I party hard, party hard ♪ 710 00:32:52,754 --> 00:32:54,782 ♪ Yo, party, party hard ♪ 711 00:32:54,782 --> 00:32:56,758 ♪ I party, party, party hard ♪ 712 00:32:56,758 --> 00:32:58,862 ♪ Party, party hard ♪ 713 00:32:58,862 --> 00:33:00,253 ♪ Head honcho homey I at large ♪ 714 00:33:00,253 --> 00:33:02,491 ♪ And I party, party, party hard ♪ 715 00:33:02,491 --> 00:33:05,143 ♪ Yo chilling with my bros though ♪ 716 00:33:05,143 --> 00:33:06,766 ♪ Yeah I'm chilling with my bros though ♪ 717 00:33:06,766 --> 00:33:08,925 ♪ In the back of the bar we ♪ get it with the low low ♪ 718 00:33:08,925 --> 00:33:10,381 ♪ Yeah we get it for the low low ♪ 719 00:33:10,381 --> 00:33:11,524 ♪ All the girlies walk up ♪ 720 00:33:11,524 --> 00:33:12,982 ♪ They're like can I get a photo ♪ 721 00:33:12,982 --> 00:33:14,228 ♪ H3RO can I get a photo ♪ 722 00:33:14,228 --> 00:33:16,739 ♪ Yeah life is a movie and ♪ we hit 'em with the Go Pro ♪ 723 00:33:16,739 --> 00:33:18,299 ♪ Hold on, let me turn up ♪ 724 00:33:18,299 --> 00:33:21,049 (lyrics muffled) 725 00:33:23,407 --> 00:33:25,320 ♪ Life is a beach and ♪ it's kind of like Myrtle ♪ 726 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,375 ♪ She got a tight waist, got a girdle ♪ 727 00:33:27,375 --> 00:33:29,180 ♪ And I wanna run with her ♪ but I got a lot of hurdles ♪ 728 00:33:29,180 --> 00:33:31,196 ♪ I wanna go fast so we ♪ holding down the turbo ♪ 729 00:33:31,196 --> 00:33:32,124 ♪ When we get 'em with the pole ♪ 730 00:33:32,124 --> 00:33:33,094 ♪ Like the purple ninja turtle ♪ 731 00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:35,110 ♪ Yeah I'm in the same ♪ old spot like a gerbil ♪ 732 00:33:35,110 --> 00:33:36,330 ♪ Got my own wheels ♪ 733 00:33:36,330 --> 00:33:37,776 ♪ 'Cause weather its a deal or no deal ♪ 734 00:33:37,776 --> 00:33:39,344 ♪ Run with us so I ♪ could run double homey ♪ 735 00:33:39,344 --> 00:33:40,570 ♪ No chill homey roadkill ♪ 736 00:33:40,570 --> 00:33:42,432 ♪ So ill cause yo ♪ 737 00:33:42,432 --> 00:33:44,949 ♪ This world it is ours ♪ 738 00:33:44,949 --> 00:33:46,483 ♪ And I'm chilling on top they ♪ 739 00:33:46,483 --> 00:33:48,745 ♪ Like boy you a star ♪ 740 00:33:48,745 --> 00:33:50,617 ♪ Out of this world homie I'm on Mars♪ 741 00:33:50,617 --> 00:33:52,374 ♪ Hit 'em with the flow got ♪ 'em caught off guard ♪ 742 00:33:52,374 --> 00:33:54,244 ♪ Tell 'em I'm a pro homie I got bars ♪ 743 00:33:54,244 --> 00:33:56,194 ♪ But y'all want a Mardi Gras ♪ 744 00:33:56,194 --> 00:33:58,118 ♪ I party, party, party hard ♪ 745 00:33:58,118 --> 00:34:00,237 ♪ Party, party hard ♪ 746 00:34:00,237 --> 00:34:02,136 ♪ I party hard, party hard ♪ 747 00:34:02,136 --> 00:34:04,058 ♪ Party, party hard ♪ 748 00:34:04,058 --> 00:34:05,946 ♪ I party, party, party hard ♪ 749 00:34:05,946 --> 00:34:07,724 ♪ Party, party hard ♪ 750 00:34:07,724 --> 00:34:09,624 ♪ Head honcho homie I'm at large ♪ 751 00:34:09,624 --> 00:34:11,562 ♪ I party hard ♪ 752 00:34:11,562 --> 00:34:13,484 ♪ Yo I party hard ♪ 753 00:34:13,484 --> 00:34:15,396 ♪ Liquor got me doing work ♪ 754 00:34:15,396 --> 00:34:17,230 ♪ You can catch me at the bar ♪ 755 00:34:17,230 --> 00:34:19,154 ♪ In that fresh Hawaiian shirt ♪ 756 00:34:19,154 --> 00:34:21,102 ♪ Flat bill always ill ♪ 757 00:34:21,102 --> 00:34:23,363 ♪ Chicken heads trying to flirt ♪ 758 00:34:23,363 --> 00:34:25,106 ♪ But I'm here for just one reason ♪ 759 00:34:25,106 --> 00:34:27,148 ♪ And you know that's to get turnt ♪ 760 00:34:27,148 --> 00:34:30,761 ♪ Ain't nobody gonna stop me ♪ getting sloppy with the posse ♪ 761 00:34:30,761 --> 00:34:34,544 ♪ Heavy with the ka-zees, I'll ♪ take eight more Kamikazes ♪ 762 00:34:34,544 --> 00:34:38,818 ♪ Up with it, down with it, ♪ in with it, out with it ♪ 763 00:34:38,818 --> 00:34:43,490 ♪ And when I finish that we ♪ keep the rounds with it ♪ 764 00:34:43,490 --> 00:34:46,230 (lyrics muffled) 765 00:34:46,230 --> 00:34:48,223 ♪ Its Cypher T and H3RO ♪ 766 00:34:48,223 --> 00:34:49,397 ♪ On the track ♪ 767 00:34:49,397 --> 00:34:50,822 ♪ So let's get it lit ♪ 768 00:34:50,822 --> 00:34:52,874 ♪ This world is ours ♪ 769 00:34:52,874 --> 00:34:54,122 ♪ This world it is ours ♪ 770 00:34:54,122 --> 00:34:57,738 ♪ And we chilling on top ♪ they like boy you a star ♪ 771 00:34:57,738 --> 00:34:59,649 ♪ Outta this world homie I'm on Mars ♪ 772 00:34:59,649 --> 00:35:01,455 ♪ Hit 'em with the flow ♪ got 'em caught off guard ♪ 773 00:35:01,455 --> 00:35:03,379 ♪ Tell 'em I'm a pro homie I got bars ♪ 774 00:35:03,379 --> 00:35:05,317 ♪ But y'all wanna Mardi Gras ♪ 775 00:35:05,317 --> 00:35:07,255 ♪ I party, party hard ♪ 776 00:35:07,255 --> 00:35:09,165 ♪ What time, party, party hard ♪ 777 00:35:09,165 --> 00:35:10,998 ♪ Party hard, party hard ♪ 778 00:35:10,998 --> 00:35:13,456 ♪ Yo, party, party party hard ♪ 779 00:35:13,456 --> 00:35:15,068 ♪ I party hard, party hard ♪ 780 00:35:15,068 --> 00:35:16,888 ♪ Party, party hard ♪ 781 00:35:16,888 --> 00:35:18,812 ♪ Head honcho homie I'm at large ♪ 782 00:35:18,812 --> 00:35:21,690 ♪ And I party, party hard ♪ 783 00:35:21,690 --> 00:35:24,161 - [Justin] Y'all make some noise if you rocking with it. 784 00:35:24,161 --> 00:35:26,519 (audience cheers) 785 00:35:26,519 --> 00:35:29,512 - Hey guys, I ran out of breath cause I'm drunk, so... 786 00:35:29,512 --> 00:35:30,870 (audience laughs) 787 00:35:32,096 --> 00:35:35,614 Y'all make some noise for Hero, make some noise right here. 788 00:35:35,614 --> 00:35:38,211 Make some noise for Matty Matt! 789 00:35:38,211 --> 00:35:39,536 (audience cheers) 790 00:35:39,536 --> 00:35:40,770 Alright, alright, now make some noise 791 00:35:40,770 --> 00:35:42,024 for New Brookland Tavern. 792 00:35:42,024 --> 00:35:43,849 (audience cheers) 793 00:35:43,849 --> 00:35:45,780 That's what motherfuckers say right there. 794 00:35:45,780 --> 00:35:47,218 As a matter of fact, matter of fact, 795 00:35:47,218 --> 00:35:51,341 my Mama didn't believe I was performing and shit. 796 00:35:51,341 --> 00:35:54,683 Hey, y'all wanna take a Snapchat with me real quick? 797 00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,020 Hold on, y'all gotta take a Snapchat with me real quick, 798 00:35:58,020 --> 00:35:59,353 make some more noise! 799 00:35:59,353 --> 00:36:00,750 (audience cheer) 800 00:36:00,750 --> 00:36:03,610 Woo, bet look at that, it's already on selfie mode. 801 00:36:03,610 --> 00:36:05,470 I'm a selfish son of a bitch. 802 00:36:05,470 --> 00:36:07,660 All right, on three, y'all say hell yeah. 803 00:36:07,660 --> 00:36:08,870 [Drunk Patron] Hell yeah! 804 00:36:08,870 --> 00:36:11,260 I said on three, y'all just jumping the gun. 805 00:36:11,260 --> 00:36:13,164 One, two, three! 806 00:36:13,164 --> 00:36:15,001 (crowd shouting "hell yeah") 807 00:36:15,001 --> 00:36:18,834 Alright, do it one more time, one, two, three. 808 00:36:20,901 --> 00:36:23,070 I love y'all so much, thanks everybody. 809 00:36:23,070 --> 00:36:23,983 (hip hop music) 810 00:36:23,983 --> 00:36:25,827 ♪ Wasted, the people ♪ don't know shit about ♪ 811 00:36:25,827 --> 00:36:28,326 ♪ Ball so hard and my coach ♪ he had to sit me out ♪ 812 00:36:28,326 --> 00:36:30,393 ♪ Rep Carolina 'cause it's in the south ♪ 813 00:36:30,393 --> 00:36:32,093 ♪ These people told me I was finished ♪ 814 00:36:32,093 --> 00:36:34,383 ♪ Took my pen-is stuck it in his mouth ♪ 815 00:36:34,383 --> 00:36:35,574 ♪ Hold up, hold up, whoa ♪ 816 00:36:35,574 --> 00:36:36,668 ♪ I ain't gay or nothing ♪ 817 00:36:36,668 --> 00:36:37,910 (lyrics muffled) 818 00:36:37,910 --> 00:36:39,891 ♪ Fighting Temptations ♪ like I'm David Ruffin ♪ 819 00:36:39,891 --> 00:36:41,958 ♪ And huffing and puffing ♪ like the big bad wolf ♪ 820 00:36:41,958 --> 00:36:45,614 ♪ The three little pigs run from songs ♪ that don't have hooks ♪ 821 00:36:45,614 --> 00:36:47,414 ♪ Wasted education ♪ 822 00:36:48,413 --> 00:36:50,095 (hip-hop music) 823 00:36:50,095 --> 00:36:51,570 - How long have you known Julian? 824 00:36:51,570 --> 00:36:52,920 - Since high school. 825 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:56,280 Well most of them, Ty, Chandler, Jules. 826 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:59,768 - Wow, so you guys go way back. 827 00:36:59,768 --> 00:37:03,947 That's great, there's not a lot of friendships like that. 828 00:37:06,059 --> 00:37:08,740 - Hey, what's up bro? 829 00:37:08,740 --> 00:37:09,996 Hey! 830 00:37:09,996 --> 00:37:12,786 (Adam chatting) 831 00:37:12,786 --> 00:37:15,617 [Ty] Hey, what up, girl! - Ty! 832 00:37:15,617 --> 00:37:18,550 You guys were amazing! 833 00:37:18,550 --> 00:37:19,730 - What's up, dawg? 834 00:37:19,730 --> 00:37:20,940 - Seriously, you guys did great. 835 00:37:20,940 --> 00:37:23,265 - Thank you. - What up Ty? 836 00:37:23,265 --> 00:37:24,958 What's up, bro? - How you doing? 837 00:37:24,958 --> 00:37:26,830 - Shit's sick! - Thank you. 838 00:37:26,830 --> 00:37:28,842 - You ever need visuals to go with it just let me know. 839 00:37:28,842 --> 00:37:30,170 - I appreciate it, man, 840 00:37:30,170 --> 00:37:31,800 but I think Jules got the next one, man. 841 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:32,750 - Yeah? - Yeah. 842 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:35,126 - Well here, let me still give you a card. 843 00:37:35,126 --> 00:37:38,208 - You got cards, bro. - You know it. 844 00:37:38,208 --> 00:37:39,428 - Official as a whistle, man, 845 00:37:39,428 --> 00:37:40,261 you fly as a bird. 846 00:37:40,261 --> 00:37:41,240 Alright man, appreciate it. 847 00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:42,928 - Hey, great seeing you 848 00:37:42,928 --> 00:37:44,530 and wonderful meeting you Haley. 849 00:37:44,530 --> 00:37:46,100 - You too. 850 00:37:46,100 --> 00:37:47,695 - I'll see you around. - Alright, man. 851 00:37:47,695 --> 00:37:51,044 ♪ No Rules, what, I thought I told you ♪ 852 00:37:51,044 --> 00:37:54,171 (lyrics muffled) 853 00:37:54,171 --> 00:37:55,347 You rockin' with me right? 854 00:37:55,347 --> 00:37:57,286 Bro, you got a dance for it. 855 00:37:57,286 --> 00:37:58,527 This one isn't playin' at all. 856 00:37:58,527 --> 00:38:00,331 - Make some noise for my man over here. 857 00:38:00,331 --> 00:38:02,581 (cheering) 858 00:38:04,594 --> 00:38:06,252 What do you got for 'em, Matty Matt? 859 00:38:07,469 --> 00:38:08,302 I say, uh 860 00:38:08,302 --> 00:38:09,484 Let's chill 'em out for a little bit 861 00:38:09,484 --> 00:38:10,844 Real quick. 862 00:38:10,844 --> 00:38:12,819 I like to say I'm a conscious hip-hop artist. 863 00:38:12,819 --> 00:38:13,652 So... 864 00:38:13,652 --> 00:38:14,750 [Miles] Thank you! 865 00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:17,050 Word, this your song? 866 00:38:17,050 --> 00:38:18,750 - Thank you. - Alright bro. 867 00:38:23,592 --> 00:38:27,333 Hey, real recognize real. 868 00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:28,884 [Chandler] Good shit. 869 00:38:28,884 --> 00:38:30,984 ("Endgame" by H3RO) 870 00:38:32,583 --> 00:38:33,535 - [Haley] I think I'm gonna head out. 871 00:38:33,535 --> 00:38:36,200 - I just pulled my chair up 872 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,610 and you're gonna tell me you're heading out? 873 00:38:37,610 --> 00:38:39,030 - I got an early morning tomorrow. 874 00:38:39,030 --> 00:38:41,030 - That has never stopped you before. 875 00:38:41,030 --> 00:38:42,895 - Maybe we ought to get together next week. 876 00:38:42,895 --> 00:38:45,023 - I guess that would be cool. 877 00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,445 - Good seeing you, Ty. - Good seeing you too. 878 00:38:48,445 --> 00:38:49,405 - Take care, alright? 879 00:38:49,405 --> 00:38:50,238 - Yeah, absolutely, absolutely. 880 00:38:50,238 --> 00:38:51,320 - Did you see where Julian went? 881 00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:55,166 - Uh, I think he's out back? 882 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:57,833 - See ya. - Yeah, you too, peace. 883 00:39:00,773 --> 00:39:03,289 I need a fucking drink. 884 00:39:04,481 --> 00:39:07,231 (hip-hop music) 885 00:39:10,715 --> 00:39:12,077 ♪ All these people say I'm insane ♪ 886 00:39:12,077 --> 00:39:16,348 ♪ Tell the people this is endgame ♪ 887 00:39:16,348 --> 00:39:17,901 ♪ Y'all still with me out there ♪ 888 00:39:17,901 --> 00:39:19,385 ♪ All the people say I'm insane ♪ 889 00:39:19,385 --> 00:39:21,323 ♪ Tell the people this is endgame ♪ 890 00:39:21,323 --> 00:39:24,363 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 891 00:39:24,363 --> 00:39:26,367 ♪ All the people say I'm insane ♪ 892 00:39:26,367 --> 00:39:30,534 ♪ Tell the people this is endgame ♪ 893 00:39:31,700 --> 00:39:33,650 (cheers) 894 00:39:39,208 --> 00:39:41,550 - Hey you. - Hey yourself. 895 00:39:41,550 --> 00:39:42,383 - May I? 896 00:39:44,305 --> 00:39:46,033 - What are you doing after this? 897 00:39:47,450 --> 00:39:48,700 - I'm actually about to head home. 898 00:39:48,700 --> 00:39:50,020 - Already? 899 00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:50,970 - I'm really tired. 900 00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:53,970 - You're lucky, I'm in for the long haul. 901 00:39:54,890 --> 00:39:56,490 - Isn't that how it always goes? 902 00:40:00,548 --> 00:40:01,493 - What are we doing? 903 00:40:02,370 --> 00:40:03,340 - We're having a cigarette. 904 00:40:03,340 --> 00:40:06,380 - No, I'm having a cigarette. 905 00:40:06,380 --> 00:40:08,167 I'm talking about us. 906 00:40:08,167 --> 00:40:09,430 What are we doing? 907 00:40:09,430 --> 00:40:10,350 - What does that even mean? 908 00:40:10,350 --> 00:40:12,173 - Come on. - What? 909 00:40:12,173 --> 00:40:13,220 - If you just answer my phone calls 910 00:40:13,220 --> 00:40:15,220 we wouldn't be having this conversation. 911 00:40:17,130 --> 00:40:18,543 - I don't know, okay? 912 00:40:19,630 --> 00:40:21,610 - We hang out, act all casual. 913 00:40:21,610 --> 00:40:23,980 Pretend there's nothing going on between us. 914 00:40:23,980 --> 00:40:25,990 - Is this really how you're gonna start your night? 915 00:40:25,990 --> 00:40:27,070 - I just can't help but wonder why I 916 00:40:27,070 --> 00:40:28,600 haven't heard from you in the past month. 917 00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,190 - I've been busy. 918 00:40:30,190 --> 00:40:31,310 - But my texts though? 919 00:40:31,310 --> 00:40:32,860 - Do I really have to say it? 920 00:40:32,860 --> 00:40:35,000 - What, that I've slept around? 921 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,920 I'm single. - I know and that's okay. 922 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,280 But blatantly hitting on somebody 923 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,170 in front of the person you claim to care about 924 00:40:41,170 --> 00:40:42,830 isn't something I look for in a partner. 925 00:40:42,830 --> 00:40:44,331 - Like you inside with Adam? 926 00:40:44,331 --> 00:40:47,200 - Please, he was just being nice. 927 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:48,404 But if we're going to go there, 928 00:40:48,404 --> 00:40:51,280 how about that party at your parent's house? 929 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:52,113 - That's just like saying 930 00:40:52,113 --> 00:40:53,760 you ever see that Family Guy episode? 931 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:55,450 With the dog and talking baby? 932 00:40:55,450 --> 00:40:58,220 - The one where you first told me you cared about me 933 00:40:58,220 --> 00:40:59,580 and then all of a sudden you're up in your room 934 00:40:59,580 --> 00:41:01,540 with what's her fucking name? 935 00:41:01,540 --> 00:41:03,540 - Oh, that party. 936 00:41:03,540 --> 00:41:06,140 - Jesus, Jules, but it's supposed to be obvious 937 00:41:06,140 --> 00:41:07,539 that you're the one for me. 938 00:41:07,539 --> 00:41:09,423 - You know that if it came down to it, it'd be you. 939 00:41:09,423 --> 00:41:11,523 - I don't know that. - You should by now! 940 00:41:13,750 --> 00:41:14,910 - How many girls have you said that to? 941 00:41:14,910 --> 00:41:18,873 I'm not gonna just be another girl you slept with. 942 00:41:18,873 --> 00:41:21,251 - How could you possibly feel like this is just about sex? 943 00:41:21,251 --> 00:41:22,630 - That's just how I feel. 944 00:41:22,630 --> 00:41:25,050 - Sometimes I feel like you're an emotional support pinata 945 00:41:25,050 --> 00:41:26,710 every time you get fucked up. 946 00:41:26,710 --> 00:41:29,790 - So that's how it is? - That's just how I feel. 947 00:41:29,790 --> 00:41:32,547 - How can I want to hit you and kiss you at the same time? 948 00:41:32,547 --> 00:41:35,370 - I'm so sick of this back and forth bullshit. 949 00:41:35,370 --> 00:41:36,600 - You don't have to deal with it. 950 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,533 - Well, after a year of the same drunken conversation. 951 00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:45,057 I'm just trying to tell you that I do care about you. 952 00:41:45,057 --> 00:41:46,480 - You don't know what you want. 953 00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:48,550 - I do, it's you! 954 00:41:48,550 --> 00:41:50,770 And I'm pretty sure I've made a big enough ass of myself 955 00:41:50,770 --> 00:41:51,903 here in front of- 956 00:42:01,439 --> 00:42:03,997 - I care about you so much 957 00:42:05,317 --> 00:42:08,783 but I just can't, not right now. 958 00:42:09,700 --> 00:42:11,514 I want us to still be friends, but - 959 00:42:11,514 --> 00:42:13,214 - What kind of friendship is this? 960 00:42:16,221 --> 00:42:20,360 - You know, I could always head in early with you. 961 00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:22,010 - You're in it for the long haul. 962 00:42:24,153 --> 00:42:26,486 - That's about right. - Right. 963 00:42:38,598 --> 00:42:40,948 (chatter) 964 00:42:46,083 --> 00:42:47,470 - So I don't care how attractive you are. 965 00:42:47,470 --> 00:42:49,760 If you look like you ask questions during movies 966 00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:53,103 I am not fucking swiping right on your ass. 967 00:42:53,103 --> 00:42:54,240 Fuck that shit. 968 00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:55,810 I seen as much as this as you have, woman, 969 00:42:55,810 --> 00:42:57,991 I don't know who that fucking guy with the briefcase is. 970 00:42:57,991 --> 00:43:00,265 - Miles, great job, bro, you killed that shit. 971 00:43:00,265 --> 00:43:01,098 - I appreciate that, bro. 972 00:43:01,098 --> 00:43:03,840 Too bad your ass is at the bar drunk texting the whole time. 973 00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:05,100 - Hey, I was listening. 974 00:43:05,100 --> 00:43:07,805 - Justin said he might come out tonight. 975 00:43:07,805 --> 00:43:09,951 - What you mean he might come out tonight? 976 00:43:09,951 --> 00:43:11,892 - Justin's always got his fucking girl problems. 977 00:43:11,892 --> 00:43:12,730 - [Miles] Oh my God. 978 00:43:12,730 --> 00:43:13,805 - Yeah, I feel that. 979 00:43:13,805 --> 00:43:14,703 [Ty] Speaking of? 980 00:43:14,703 --> 00:43:16,092 - He's still outside. 981 00:43:16,092 --> 00:43:16,925 [Cole] This guy! 982 00:43:16,925 --> 00:43:18,860 - Going to a house party! 983 00:43:18,860 --> 00:43:19,693 You ready? 984 00:43:19,693 --> 00:43:21,910 - Oh, I don't know man. - What, why? 985 00:43:21,910 --> 00:43:23,860 - Last time I went out with you fools 986 00:43:23,860 --> 00:43:26,113 I was in like a three-day alcoholic coma. 987 00:43:26,113 --> 00:43:28,054 I can't fuck with that no more, y'all! 988 00:43:28,054 --> 00:43:29,646 - [Ty] Where we going? 989 00:43:29,646 --> 00:43:31,910 - Well, I'd like to go downtown for a little bit 990 00:43:31,910 --> 00:43:34,685 and then maybe, maybe a house party. 991 00:43:34,685 --> 00:43:35,625 - I'm down. 992 00:43:35,625 --> 00:43:37,810 - Look Chan, I know you trying to get down and dirty, 993 00:43:37,810 --> 00:43:38,643 while you in Cola, bro, 994 00:43:38,643 --> 00:43:40,970 but I'm telling you, Five Points is not the move, my guy. 995 00:43:40,970 --> 00:43:42,830 - What do you wanna do, set up shop in the Vista? 996 00:43:42,830 --> 00:43:44,880 - [Preston] Hell no! - So Five Points it is. 997 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:46,330 - Come on, man, fuck dude, 998 00:43:46,330 --> 00:43:48,460 like half those places are closed. 999 00:43:48,460 --> 00:43:49,851 - [Cole] City has a drinking problem, bro. 1000 00:43:49,851 --> 00:43:50,940 - Clearly! 1001 00:43:50,940 --> 00:43:52,422 (laughter) 1002 00:43:52,422 --> 00:43:55,383 - They're also closing down late spots. 1003 00:43:55,383 --> 00:43:56,878 - [Chandler] What?! 1004 00:43:56,878 --> 00:43:57,711 - I know, I know, I know, 1005 00:43:57,711 --> 00:44:00,330 you ain't got no motherfucking food with the alcohol. 1006 00:44:00,330 --> 00:44:01,712 You might as well just be out! 1007 00:44:01,712 --> 00:44:03,784 - [Cole] Famously hot, but under new management. 1008 00:44:03,784 --> 00:44:05,316 [Preston] Under renovation. 1009 00:44:05,316 --> 00:44:08,722 - Fuckin' gentrification boys. 1010 00:44:08,722 --> 00:44:10,907 - [Chandler] Fuck. - [Ty] Wow. 1011 00:44:10,907 --> 00:44:15,600 - If you send a woman epic dick pic, right? 1012 00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:19,913 Two warriors locked in lightsaber battle, 1013 00:44:20,900 --> 00:44:24,137 Obi Wang Kenobi and Dick Vader. 1014 00:44:24,137 --> 00:44:25,453 (groaning) 1015 00:44:25,453 --> 00:44:26,846 - [Chandler] Tell me you're not trying to bitch out 1016 00:44:26,846 --> 00:44:27,964 'Cause you can't hang, bro. 1017 00:44:27,964 --> 00:44:28,797 - I can't hang? 1018 00:44:28,797 --> 00:44:29,630 I woke up on a fucking pool table 1019 00:44:29,630 --> 00:44:30,471 this morning! 1020 00:44:30,471 --> 00:44:32,229 (laughter) 1021 00:44:32,229 --> 00:44:34,453 I party hard as shit, motherfucker! 1022 00:44:34,453 --> 00:44:35,411 - [Preston] Party, party, hard! 1023 00:44:35,411 --> 00:44:36,244 - [Ty] Stop! Stop! 1024 00:44:36,244 --> 00:44:37,078 - Every time! 1025 00:44:37,078 --> 00:44:38,445 - I like the song! 1026 00:44:38,445 --> 00:44:39,495 - [Chandler] Five Points? 1027 00:44:39,495 --> 00:44:41,331 - No, no, I'm out. - What? 1028 00:44:41,331 --> 00:44:43,118 - I gotta go to work in the morning. 1029 00:44:43,118 --> 00:44:44,460 I'm getting to old for this shit. - [Cole] Pussy! 1030 00:44:44,460 --> 00:44:46,319 - OK, I'll be that. I got work in the morning. 1031 00:44:46,319 --> 00:44:47,502 But I'll see you boys. 1032 00:44:47,502 --> 00:44:48,831 - [Ty] All right, man. - [Chandler] Be good. 1033 00:44:48,831 --> 00:44:49,667 - I'll make the rounds. Y'all be good. 1034 00:44:49,667 --> 00:44:50,504 - [Ty] Get that bread! 1035 00:44:50,504 --> 00:44:51,737 - Yo, party hard tonight. 1036 00:44:51,737 --> 00:44:52,937 Especially your ass. 1037 00:44:52,937 --> 00:44:55,376 See ya, bro. - Take care. 1038 00:44:55,376 --> 00:44:57,301 (laughing) 1039 00:44:57,301 --> 00:44:58,841 - [Chandler] Going out. Going out. Going out? 1040 00:44:58,841 --> 00:45:00,430 - I'm out, I'm done. - What? 1041 00:45:00,430 --> 00:45:02,360 - You were the one that was all about partying tonight. 1042 00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,538 - Yeah, at the house party. 1043 00:45:04,538 --> 00:45:06,030 Fuck Five Points. 1044 00:45:06,030 --> 00:45:07,606 - Exactly, that's what I'm saying. 1045 00:45:07,606 --> 00:45:09,780 - Ty, I'll send you the address. 1046 00:45:09,780 --> 00:45:11,674 Cole, good seeing you. 1047 00:45:11,674 --> 00:45:14,937 Have fun, house party. 1048 00:45:14,937 --> 00:45:16,476 - [Chandler] Yeah, house party... - [Preston] House party! 1049 00:45:16,476 --> 00:45:17,600 - [Cole] This fuckin' guy! 1050 00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:18,774 - That dude is strange as shit. 1051 00:45:18,774 --> 00:45:20,537 - You saw that look though, right? 1052 00:45:20,537 --> 00:45:21,500 - I noticed the look. 1053 00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:22,749 Fuck off, boy scout! 1054 00:45:22,749 --> 00:45:24,249 I'm just saying he's not a bad dude 1055 00:45:24,249 --> 00:45:26,900 but he's always on those slopes. 1056 00:45:26,900 --> 00:45:28,180 I just don't like him running around with Jules 1057 00:45:28,180 --> 00:45:29,013 when he's like that. 1058 00:45:29,013 --> 00:45:30,980 - That's my cue, I'm out, boys, peace. 1059 00:45:30,980 --> 00:45:32,330 - Later bro. 1060 00:45:32,330 --> 00:45:33,530 - And then there were two. 1061 00:45:33,530 --> 00:45:35,640 - Oh my God, I hate you. 1062 00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:37,400 - Hey, let's scoop up Jules and head out. 1063 00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,180 - Nah, let's go say bye to everybody first 1064 00:45:39,180 --> 00:45:41,430 or you just gonna dip out like you always do. 1065 00:45:49,418 --> 00:45:51,608 (laughter) 1066 00:45:51,608 --> 00:45:52,441 - Fucking Five Points, bro. 1067 00:45:52,441 --> 00:45:53,570 - Five Points, really? 1068 00:45:53,570 --> 00:45:55,560 Are we really going to fucking Five Points? 1069 00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:57,070 - Bro, you used to love Five Points. 1070 00:45:57,070 --> 00:45:59,223 - Dude, when I was like 18 years old, man. 1071 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:02,373 - [Jules] Guys, we need to stop for cigarettes. 1072 00:46:02,373 --> 00:46:04,100 - [Ty] Is that your last one? 1073 00:46:04,100 --> 00:46:06,140 - Officially. - We'll stop at the store. 1074 00:46:06,140 --> 00:46:07,186 - Let me get that one for the road. 1075 00:46:07,186 --> 00:46:09,003 - That's how its gonna be, huh? 1076 00:46:09,003 --> 00:46:11,090 Getting fucked from every angle? 1077 00:46:11,090 --> 00:46:13,425 - [Ty] Wanna get one more? Shotgun! 1078 00:46:13,425 --> 00:46:14,916 (Chandler laughs) 1079 00:46:14,916 --> 00:46:16,735 - Fucking asshole. 1080 00:46:16,735 --> 00:46:18,026 (Ty laughs) 1081 00:46:25,024 --> 00:46:27,357 (pop music) 1082 00:46:31,392 --> 00:46:34,142 ("Vogue" by CrimsonMuzik ft. Kyrell Scott) 1083 00:46:40,222 --> 00:46:42,274 ♪ Body looking like an ocean ♪ 1084 00:46:42,274 --> 00:46:44,181 ♪ Gimme a sip of that potion ♪ 1085 00:46:44,181 --> 00:46:46,108 ♪ Hey, the way you put it in motion ♪ 1086 00:46:46,108 --> 00:46:48,396 ♪ Make time stand still like ♪ we living in the moment ♪ 1087 00:46:48,396 --> 00:46:50,646 ♪ Hot fashion I love the way you voguing ♪ 1088 00:46:50,646 --> 00:46:52,778 ♪ Pull up in a rental but ♪ I whip it like its stolen ♪ 1089 00:46:52,778 --> 00:46:54,948 ♪ I peel off right now if you rolling ♪ 1090 00:46:54,948 --> 00:46:56,276 ♪ 'Cause you got that forever love ♪ 1091 00:46:56,276 --> 00:46:57,835 ♪ They be on that hoe shit ♪ 1092 00:46:57,835 --> 00:46:59,264 ♪ Wherever you wanna go ♪ 1093 00:46:59,264 --> 00:47:01,646 ♪ I mean its no pressure ♪ you just gotta let me know ♪ 1094 00:47:01,646 --> 00:47:03,840 ♪ I know I be on raw ♪ 1095 00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:05,064 ♪ Like I'm making straight A's ♪ 1096 00:47:05,064 --> 00:47:06,335 ♪ On a hater like woah ♪ 1097 00:47:06,335 --> 00:47:08,378 ♪ You been A-1 since day one ♪ 1098 00:47:08,378 --> 00:47:09,914 ♪ Ride or die through the night ♪ 1099 00:47:09,914 --> 00:47:10,926 ♪ Up until the day come ♪ 1100 00:47:10,926 --> 00:47:12,618 ♪ Believe that we gonna shine forever ♪ 1101 00:47:12,618 --> 00:47:13,786 ♪ All them haters so bright ♪ 1102 00:47:13,786 --> 00:47:14,802 ♪ They be blind forever ♪ 1103 00:47:14,802 --> 00:47:16,924 ♪ Now hit the vogue on 'em ♪ 1104 00:47:16,924 --> 00:47:19,184 (music fades) 1105 00:47:19,184 --> 00:47:21,492 - Cole said the fountain. 1106 00:47:21,492 --> 00:47:24,517 - Yo hold up, I'm gonna go piss real quick. 1107 00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:27,007 - You good man? 1108 00:47:28,075 --> 00:47:29,133 Look dude. 1109 00:47:30,670 --> 00:47:32,194 I've been through it, 1110 00:47:32,194 --> 00:47:33,674 Chandler's been through it. 1111 00:47:33,674 --> 00:47:35,630 - [Chandler] You know I been through it! 1112 00:47:35,630 --> 00:47:37,100 - If it's meant to be it'll happen. 1113 00:47:37,100 --> 00:47:40,563 If not, don't sweat it bro, bummer summer. 1114 00:47:42,146 --> 00:47:44,315 - That's the most basic ass advice I've ever gotten. 1115 00:47:44,315 --> 00:47:46,070 - Come on, man, come on. 1116 00:47:46,070 --> 00:47:47,490 Look at this bum. 1117 00:47:47,490 --> 00:47:49,203 - Yo, let me hold that. 1118 00:47:50,330 --> 00:47:54,283 I may not be money but I'm sure as shit rock n' roll! 1119 00:47:54,283 --> 00:47:55,446 ♪ Get your vogue on the dance floor ♪ 1120 00:47:55,446 --> 00:47:57,461 ♪ Always have my back like a jansport ♪ 1121 00:47:57,461 --> 00:47:59,814 ♪ Think I weigh more than I planned for ♪ 1122 00:47:59,814 --> 00:48:02,231 (chattering) 1123 00:48:03,476 --> 00:48:04,309 - Peace. 1124 00:48:04,309 --> 00:48:05,764 Right here in South Carolina, though. 1125 00:48:05,764 --> 00:48:08,047 (pop music) 1126 00:48:08,047 --> 00:48:09,800 - [Five Points Guru] In Five points, 1127 00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,307 that's the thing man, I'm telling you. 1128 00:48:11,307 --> 00:48:13,921 A vibrant place where the kids come down 1129 00:48:13,921 --> 00:48:15,235 and let their hair down. 1130 00:48:15,235 --> 00:48:16,877 [Five Points Guru] After a day of hard work 1131 00:48:16,877 --> 00:48:18,388 and school. And you need to come down! 1132 00:48:18,388 --> 00:48:19,679 Embrace this! 1133 00:48:19,679 --> 00:48:22,799 Five Points is the thing! 1134 00:48:22,799 --> 00:48:25,426 - [Chandler] Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol. 1135 00:48:25,426 --> 00:48:26,373 - Five Points thing? 1136 00:48:26,373 --> 00:48:28,235 - No matter what Harpootlian say. 1137 00:48:28,235 --> 00:48:29,805 It goes down in the DM. 1138 00:48:29,805 --> 00:48:31,029 - It goes down in the DM. 1139 00:48:31,029 --> 00:48:33,276 It goes down in the DM. - It goes down in the DM. 1140 00:48:33,276 --> 00:48:34,763 - Down, man. 1141 00:48:35,747 --> 00:48:37,723 Look at this, unity and love. 1142 00:48:37,723 --> 00:48:40,323 ♪ Five Points, Five Points, Five Points ♪ 1143 00:48:40,323 --> 00:48:44,990 ♪ Five Points, Five Points, Five Points ♪ 1144 00:48:46,664 --> 00:48:49,722 (chaotic energy) 1145 00:48:52,708 --> 00:48:55,875 ♪ Life's too short, we ain't ♪ worried 'bout nothin' ♪ 1146 00:48:55,875 --> 00:48:57,874 - [Ty] Know what killed the dinosaurs? 1147 00:48:57,874 --> 00:48:59,057 - [Chandler] Fuck you. 1148 00:48:59,057 --> 00:49:03,107 - [Ty] The ice age! - [Chandler] Ah, God damn! 1149 00:49:03,107 --> 00:49:05,053 (bar patrons cheering) 1150 00:49:05,053 --> 00:49:07,303 ♪ Let's go ♪ 1151 00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:10,253 - We out here tonight! 1152 00:49:11,623 --> 00:49:12,507 Yo, what's up, baby? 1153 00:49:12,507 --> 00:49:14,345 - Tell me why, tell me why they had to carry this man 1154 00:49:14,345 --> 00:49:15,944 out the bar the other night. 1155 00:49:15,944 --> 00:49:18,142 We was drinking, we was drinking, man, 1156 00:49:18,142 --> 00:49:20,642 to fucking Batman whatever. 1157 00:49:22,690 --> 00:49:23,523 - Finish it? 1158 00:49:24,614 --> 00:49:25,570 He didn't finish it. 1159 00:49:28,310 --> 00:49:30,200 Yeah, I'm keeping fucking eye contact. 1160 00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:31,880 I'm like, come on motherfucker, let's roll. 1161 00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:33,830 I'm trying to get the hell out of here. 1162 00:49:34,900 --> 00:49:37,163 - Low key, I gotta piss. 1163 00:49:37,163 --> 00:49:39,008 (mumbling) 1164 00:49:39,008 --> 00:49:41,542 - When you say it out loud, it becomes high-key. 1165 00:49:41,542 --> 00:49:43,340 - Everyone's cool, everyone's good? 1166 00:49:43,340 --> 00:49:44,859 Good, let's cross the fucking street. 1167 00:49:44,859 --> 00:49:46,769 - What, we just do a little you? 1168 00:49:46,769 --> 00:49:49,220 - Yo, Ty is being a bitch right now. 1169 00:49:49,220 --> 00:49:50,670 He's talking to some other friends, 1170 00:49:50,670 --> 00:49:51,503 he's not fucking talking to us. 1171 00:49:51,503 --> 00:49:54,530 - [Man] Yeah, right, how dare he have other friends than us? 1172 00:49:54,530 --> 00:49:56,200 - How dare he. - Piece of shit. 1173 00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:57,533 - I thought I was one of his best friends. 1174 00:49:57,533 --> 00:49:59,249 - Hey, what's that phone call you were just on? 1175 00:49:59,249 --> 00:50:00,910 Baby Jules. 1176 00:50:00,910 --> 00:50:02,450 - Listen. - Yes? 1177 00:50:02,450 --> 00:50:06,423 - Haley! - Wow. 1178 00:50:06,423 --> 00:50:09,003 Jules, just fucking wow. 1179 00:50:10,224 --> 00:50:12,400 - I'm not gonna lie, I hit on Haley once. 1180 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:13,740 Let's call in the depth chart. 1181 00:50:13,740 --> 00:50:15,910 Follow this fucking guy. 1182 00:50:15,910 --> 00:50:16,933 The depth chart! 1183 00:50:18,632 --> 00:50:20,216 - In with it. - In with it. 1184 00:50:20,216 --> 00:50:21,700 - Out with it. - Out with it. 1185 00:50:21,700 --> 00:50:25,700 - Drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink! 1186 00:50:26,677 --> 00:50:28,785 - All right, I gotta bounce! 1187 00:50:28,785 --> 00:50:30,327 Good to see you bro! 1188 00:50:30,327 --> 00:50:31,894 - [Chandler] Catch you next time! 1189 00:50:33,074 --> 00:50:36,040 (hip hop music) 1190 00:50:37,031 --> 00:50:39,781 - [Ty] Hey! Chug it! Chug it! Chug it! 1191 00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:41,984 Chug it up, baby! 1192 00:50:41,984 --> 00:50:43,684 - What is this, date night? 1193 00:50:43,684 --> 00:50:45,767 - [Ty] Date night, baby! 1194 00:50:47,448 --> 00:50:51,098 Don't quit, don't quit, suck it up! 1195 00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:58,127 - Bro, try to keep it- 1196 00:50:58,127 --> 00:50:59,643 - Hey, don't fuck with Julia. 1197 00:50:59,643 --> 00:51:00,935 Julia's in one of her moods. 1198 00:51:00,935 --> 00:51:02,943 - Julia's drinking fucking water! 1199 00:51:02,943 --> 00:51:05,568 - [Justin] Sup, boy? 1200 00:51:05,568 --> 00:51:07,959 (hip-hop music) 1201 00:51:08,848 --> 00:51:10,606 Woo! - God damn! 1202 00:51:12,448 --> 00:51:14,314 You better drink up, drink up! 1203 00:51:14,314 --> 00:51:17,210 - He's gonna puke in three, two... 1204 00:51:17,210 --> 00:51:18,143 - Oh yeah! 1205 00:51:19,681 --> 00:51:21,005 - We're here to party. 1206 00:51:21,005 --> 00:51:24,242 How hard are we trying to party? 1207 00:51:24,242 --> 00:51:26,160 - We're trying to party hard! 1208 00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:27,743 - [Chandler] Oh yeah! 1209 00:51:29,265 --> 00:51:31,898 - Let it out buddy, you got this. 1210 00:51:31,898 --> 00:51:33,023 (Ty heaves) 1211 00:51:33,023 --> 00:51:34,531 - I might have thrown up 1212 00:51:34,531 --> 00:51:39,439 but Mama ain't raise no weakling, okay? 1213 00:51:40,620 --> 00:51:42,100 I'm gonna keep drinking. 1214 00:51:42,100 --> 00:51:43,950 - Alright, I like that. 1215 00:51:43,950 --> 00:51:45,530 I'm not the happy person either right now. 1216 00:51:45,530 --> 00:51:46,850 - Hey listen. 1217 00:51:46,850 --> 00:51:50,500 - Chandler, I heard you were sex positive. 1218 00:51:50,500 --> 00:51:53,464 But you have sex with yourself 1219 00:51:53,464 --> 00:51:57,860 and this is Justin. 1220 00:51:57,860 --> 00:51:59,870 - It's past my bedtime, bro, it's past my bedtime. 1221 00:51:59,870 --> 00:52:00,703 - [Chandler] You too? 1222 00:52:00,703 --> 00:52:01,536 - Yeah, you already know. 1223 00:52:01,536 --> 00:52:03,653 - [Chandler] Be good! 1224 00:52:03,653 --> 00:52:06,911 - [Jules] I can be your hero, H3RO! 1225 00:52:06,911 --> 00:52:09,848 Jules, what the fuck? 1226 00:52:09,848 --> 00:52:12,196 Oh shit! 1227 00:52:12,196 --> 00:52:13,225 [Ty] Ty! 1228 00:52:13,225 --> 00:52:15,050 [Other Ty] Ayyeee! 1229 00:52:15,050 --> 00:52:18,294 ♪ We gettin' litty ♪ 'cause we both damn fly ♪ 1230 00:52:18,294 --> 00:52:22,688 ♪ Yeah we gettin' litty ♪ 'cause we both named Ty ♪ 1231 00:52:22,688 --> 00:52:24,447 What's up, what's up? - [Other Ty] Shout out to all 1232 00:52:24,447 --> 00:52:26,913 babies in the streets. - [Ty] What's up, ma? 1233 00:52:26,913 --> 00:52:28,058 - Don't drink too much liquor. 1234 00:52:28,058 --> 00:52:30,880 - Don't drink too much liquor, dead ass! 1235 00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:31,980 - [Man] Tell me, Chan. 1236 00:52:31,980 --> 00:52:33,093 - Ty's going, come on. 1237 00:52:35,023 --> 00:52:36,700 - I ain't worried about shit. 1238 00:52:36,700 --> 00:52:38,216 Fuck everybody passing by me. 1239 00:52:38,216 --> 00:52:41,613 Fuck 'em all, I'm ready to get this shit. 1240 00:52:41,613 --> 00:52:44,399 (hip-hop music) 1241 00:52:45,709 --> 00:52:47,799 - [Ty] You gonna buy me a shot? 1242 00:52:47,799 --> 00:52:50,040 - I tried to earlier and you vomited everywhere. 1243 00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:51,114 So we're good. 1244 00:52:51,114 --> 00:52:52,564 - [Ty] That's a lie, dude! 1245 00:52:53,823 --> 00:52:56,580 (Chandler laughing) 1246 00:52:56,580 --> 00:52:59,303 - [Chandler] You got thrown, motherfucker, get outta there! 1247 00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:02,322 (laughing) 1248 00:53:04,190 --> 00:53:06,012 - [Ty] What's up, man, how you doing, dawg? 1249 00:53:06,012 --> 00:53:07,350 - I'm fine. 1250 00:53:07,350 --> 00:53:09,021 - [Jules] What are you doing in this bathroom, huh? 1251 00:53:09,021 --> 00:53:10,801 Throwing up? 1252 00:53:10,801 --> 00:53:12,550 - [Ty] If anybody throwing up it's you. 1253 00:53:12,550 --> 00:53:14,393 - I throw up but I keep it moving. 1254 00:53:14,393 --> 00:53:16,820 I don't throw up and stop like- 1255 00:53:16,820 --> 00:53:18,010 - I haven't thrown up 1256 00:53:18,010 --> 00:53:19,840 so that's crazy that you're acting like- 1257 00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:22,619 - [Ty] He's lying, Jules is lying, Chandler. 1258 00:53:22,619 --> 00:53:23,825 Chandler, tell him he's lying. 1259 00:53:23,825 --> 00:53:26,762 - I got H-two-O on my side, motherfucker. 1260 00:53:26,762 --> 00:53:29,430 - [Ty] Yo, you H-two-blow, motherfucker! 1261 00:53:29,430 --> 00:53:31,170 - You ain't shit! - You ain't shit! 1262 00:53:31,170 --> 00:53:32,670 - [Ty] You ain't shit, boy, I said it first! 1263 00:53:32,670 --> 00:53:35,160 Bro, are you in here fucking texting again? 1264 00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:35,993 - No man, I'm good. 1265 00:53:35,993 --> 00:53:37,170 - [Jules] Are you talking to Lauren again? 1266 00:53:37,170 --> 00:53:38,660 - No, I had to- 1267 00:53:38,660 --> 00:53:39,860 - Bro, you and Lauren are done! 1268 00:53:39,860 --> 00:53:41,290 - [Ty] Don't be such an asshole, man! 1269 00:53:41,290 --> 00:53:42,708 - I'm not trying to be mean`but you're done! 1270 00:53:42,708 --> 00:53:44,827 - [Ty] First off, you ain't got shit with Haley. 1271 00:53:44,827 --> 00:53:47,790 - Bro, that's your girl and everybody else's girl, bro. 1272 00:53:47,790 --> 00:53:51,610 - [Ty] Ooh, oh my God, dude, oh my God. 1273 00:53:51,610 --> 00:53:53,084 - How you gonna do me like that? 1274 00:53:53,084 --> 00:53:54,810 - I don't even want to be a part of this! 1275 00:53:54,810 --> 00:53:56,660 Listen, we're out here drinking having a good fucking time, 1276 00:53:56,660 --> 00:53:57,840 you're back in town... 1277 00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:00,263 - My name's Lauren, I don't love Chandler anymore. 1278 00:54:01,134 --> 00:54:02,912 - You know I'm good. 1279 00:54:02,912 --> 00:54:04,603 (shouting) 1280 00:54:04,603 --> 00:54:06,148 - Cause she's done with your ass! 1281 00:54:06,148 --> 00:54:08,417 - [Ty] Let's chill before Haley comes in here 1282 00:54:08,417 --> 00:54:11,217 and fucking pops your finger in your asshole, alright? 1283 00:54:11,217 --> 00:54:12,896 - [Chandler] Whoa! - [Ty] I'm just saying, man. 1284 00:54:12,896 --> 00:54:13,729 Everybody needs to relax, 1285 00:54:13,729 --> 00:54:14,759 everybody needs to relax. 1286 00:54:14,759 --> 00:54:15,847 We going to the next bar? 1287 00:54:15,847 --> 00:54:17,722 We gotta get one more, man. 1288 00:54:17,722 --> 00:54:19,553 - We absolutely have to go to the next bar. 1289 00:54:19,553 --> 00:54:21,561 This bar's done, man. 1290 00:54:22,709 --> 00:54:25,924 (car passing) 1291 00:54:25,924 --> 00:54:28,890 - What's up, drunkie? - Fuck! 1292 00:54:28,890 --> 00:54:30,434 - What? - Forgot my card. 1293 00:54:30,434 --> 00:54:32,513 - Fucking dumbass. - Be right back. 1294 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,200 - [Ty] Where are you going, asshole? 1295 00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:37,280 - Get a drink. - I just lit this. 1296 00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:38,760 - So enjoy it. 1297 00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:40,910 - [Ty] I fucking hate you. 1298 00:54:40,910 --> 00:54:44,412 ("Dime a Dozen" by H3RO ft. Christou, V. Renee 1299 00:54:46,571 --> 00:54:48,800 ♪ Yeah we might be something ♪ 1300 00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:50,816 ♪ Real talk you are not the one ♪ 1301 00:54:50,816 --> 00:54:53,354 ♪ You a dime a dozen right now ♪ 1302 00:54:53,354 --> 00:54:54,936 (chatter) 1303 00:54:54,936 --> 00:54:57,654 - You know it revolves around you. 1304 00:54:57,654 --> 00:54:58,590 - Like you? 1305 00:54:58,590 --> 00:55:00,975 - Come on, you saw everybody buzzing. 1306 00:55:00,975 --> 00:55:02,983 ♪ I make decisions that ♪ sometimes seems rash ♪ 1307 00:55:02,983 --> 00:55:05,091 ♪ Since we're both dummies, ♪ why don't we crash ♪ 1308 00:55:05,091 --> 00:55:06,406 ♪ Got one foot on the gas ♪ 1309 00:55:06,406 --> 00:55:08,444 ♪ Pedal to metal, grab life by the horns ♪ 1310 00:55:08,444 --> 00:55:09,616 ♪ Boy don't mess with the devil ♪ 1311 00:55:09,616 --> 00:55:11,020 ♪ Y'all ain't on my level ♪ 1312 00:55:11,020 --> 00:55:14,190 ♪ Modern day monsters ♪ like Bonnie and Clyde ♪ 1313 00:55:14,190 --> 00:55:16,261 Hey, sweetheart. 1314 00:55:19,778 --> 00:55:21,944 (Jules chuckles) 1315 00:55:23,345 --> 00:55:25,372 (patrons chattering 1316 00:55:25,372 --> 00:55:26,280 - You find your card? 1317 00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:29,337 - Bro, it was in my fucking back pocket. - Fuckin' dumbass. 1318 00:55:29,337 --> 00:55:31,504 - [Jules] Get off me, man! - Shit! 1319 00:55:33,866 --> 00:55:35,233 - Fuck you! 1320 00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:37,357 - Come on, come on, buddy. 1321 00:55:37,357 --> 00:55:39,233 - How's that for a visual, you son of a bitch! 1322 00:55:39,233 --> 00:55:42,413 I'll break your fucking camera in your ass! 1323 00:55:43,654 --> 00:55:46,070 - Can I go in? - You gonna be cool? 1324 00:55:46,070 --> 00:55:48,236 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1325 00:55:52,389 --> 00:55:56,053 Yo, yo, yo, bro, you gotta go. 1326 00:55:56,053 --> 00:55:57,589 - Bro. - No, no, no, just go. 1327 00:55:57,589 --> 00:55:59,759 (chattering) 1328 00:55:59,759 --> 00:56:01,930 No, go, go, leave, adios. 1329 00:56:01,930 --> 00:56:03,673 No, no, I'll be with you in a second, hold up. 1330 00:56:03,673 --> 00:56:05,913 - This is how it's gonna be? 1331 00:56:05,913 --> 00:56:07,581 - I gotta talk to her. 1332 00:56:07,581 --> 00:56:09,034 - Ty... I... 1333 00:56:09,034 --> 00:56:09,950 - Listen, listen, I'm gonna tell you right now, 1334 00:56:09,950 --> 00:56:12,710 stop messing with my friend, alright? 1335 00:56:12,710 --> 00:56:13,610 Straight up, stop. 1336 00:56:14,507 --> 00:56:15,353 ♪ Right now ♪ 1337 00:56:15,353 --> 00:56:17,381 ♪ Right, right now ♪ 1338 00:56:17,381 --> 00:56:19,967 ♪ Right now ♪ 1339 00:56:19,967 --> 00:56:23,353 - Jules, hey Julian, wait up, man. 1340 00:56:26,155 --> 00:56:27,360 - Can we just go? 1341 00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:28,937 - After you tell me what's going on. 1342 00:56:28,937 --> 00:56:30,593 - I said I wanna fucking leave, Chandler! 1343 00:56:33,020 --> 00:56:36,850 - Alright, we got that house party to go to still. 1344 00:56:36,850 --> 00:56:38,739 We're gonna wait for Ty. 1345 00:56:38,739 --> 00:56:39,923 Let's go hang out at the car, 1346 00:56:39,923 --> 00:56:41,223 wait for him to come back. 1347 00:56:42,699 --> 00:56:44,889 Right. Fuck me too. 1348 00:56:44,889 --> 00:56:45,722 (laughing) 1349 00:56:45,722 --> 00:56:48,099 ♪ See, madness is never that far away ♪ 1350 00:56:48,099 --> 00:56:50,766 ("Crazytown' by PATx) 1351 00:56:51,931 --> 00:56:54,348 (chattering) 1352 00:56:57,911 --> 00:57:00,994 - So, uh, before we do this shot. 1353 00:57:02,129 --> 00:57:03,110 What you do again? 1354 00:57:03,110 --> 00:57:04,560 - Okay, it is like time to drink right now 1355 00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:05,780 and you're making small talk, 1356 00:57:05,780 --> 00:57:07,410 like who the fuck invited this guy? 1357 00:57:07,410 --> 00:57:09,187 I don't know what's happening right now. 1358 00:57:09,187 --> 00:57:12,310 - Yeah man, you should've stuck with a toast, bro. 1359 00:57:12,310 --> 00:57:13,500 - Yeah, listen if you're not here 1360 00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:14,750 to like pass out from drinking 1361 00:57:14,750 --> 00:57:16,350 or piss yourself from laughing too hard 1362 00:57:16,350 --> 00:57:17,960 then you need to get the fuck out. 1363 00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,080 Like for your own safety, okay. 1364 00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:23,070 - So we're doing like a three second countdown, right? 1365 00:57:23,070 --> 00:57:24,759 - Don't be a pussy. 1366 00:57:24,759 --> 00:57:25,917 - Yeah Jules, don't be a fucking pussy. 1367 00:57:25,917 --> 00:57:27,390 - What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 1368 00:57:27,390 --> 00:57:28,791 I'm just checking the rules. 1369 00:57:28,791 --> 00:57:31,114 - Hey, hey, hey, show some class, man! 1370 00:57:31,114 --> 00:57:31,947 Jesus Christ! - What is this, Over The Top? 1371 00:57:31,947 --> 00:57:34,314 - Wait, is that that arm wrestling movie? 1372 00:57:34,314 --> 00:57:37,310 (laughing) 1373 00:57:37,310 --> 00:57:38,737 - What the fuck are you gonna do? 1374 00:57:38,737 --> 00:57:40,217 You gonna just fucking stand there? 1375 00:57:40,217 --> 00:57:42,897 You gonna take a shot, what the fuck? 1376 00:57:42,897 --> 00:57:45,770 - Go ahead, go ahead. - Cool, thanks, thanks guys. 1377 00:57:45,770 --> 00:57:46,953 - Yeah, let's go, bro, fuck. 1378 00:57:49,695 --> 00:57:52,000 - Okay, so like what are we toasting? 1379 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,170 - Hey, you wanna drink, you gotta have a toast. 1380 00:57:54,170 --> 00:57:56,253 - Yeah, let's fucking hear it, pal. 1381 00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:58,900 - Okay, I got one. - You got one? 1382 00:58:02,250 --> 00:58:05,550 I once was a haberdasher, I worked in a department store, 1383 00:58:05,550 --> 00:58:07,140 a woman came looking for a corset, 1384 00:58:07,140 --> 00:58:08,770 I said what kind of corset are you looking for, 1385 00:58:08,770 --> 00:58:11,350 rubber she said and rubber I did 1386 00:58:11,350 --> 00:58:12,827 and I don't work there anymore. 1387 00:58:12,827 --> 00:58:15,077 (cheering) 1388 00:58:16,433 --> 00:58:18,070 - Come here, Jules, get ready, get ready, get ready. 1389 00:58:18,070 --> 00:58:19,880 - Ah, lets go! 1390 00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:24,120 One, two, three, go, go, go, go, go, go! 1391 00:58:25,481 --> 00:58:27,731 (grunting) 1392 00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:33,340 I'm sorry, you had to lose, you had to lose. 1393 00:58:34,340 --> 00:58:36,676 - And then we came over here. 1394 00:58:36,676 --> 00:58:39,418 ("Magic School Bus" by Christou DaKeeng") 1395 00:58:40,821 --> 00:58:43,238 (chattering) 1396 00:58:44,345 --> 00:58:46,310 I gotta, I gotta hold down a job. 1397 00:58:46,310 --> 00:58:47,607 - Who took the shot...? 1398 00:58:47,607 --> 00:58:49,080 Of chocolate syrup out your belly button? 1399 00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:50,660 When we were playing Jenga? 1400 00:58:50,660 --> 00:58:52,210 Remember we were playing Jenga? 1401 00:58:53,638 --> 00:58:54,810 Was it ranch? 1402 00:58:54,810 --> 00:58:57,257 Did you lick ranch out of my belly button? 1403 00:58:58,305 --> 00:59:00,637 That's fucking disgusting. 1404 00:59:00,637 --> 00:59:02,375 Yo, I got a really hairy belly 1405 00:59:02,375 --> 00:59:03,940 this man drank funking ranch out of my belly button. 1406 00:59:03,940 --> 00:59:05,121 - That's why they call it the happy trail 1407 00:59:05,121 --> 00:59:08,410 'cause you got ranch on one end and the D on the other. 1408 00:59:08,410 --> 00:59:10,800 - [Ty] Oh okay, clever, clever. 1409 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:15,570 - What happens if America is just completely shut down? 1410 00:59:15,570 --> 00:59:20,570 What worst case scenario, Maury, Wheel of Fortune just gone. 1411 00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:26,540 - Well, obviously like 8% of the population dies 1412 00:59:26,540 --> 00:59:28,340 immediately from cardiac shock. 1413 00:59:28,340 --> 00:59:30,640 - Oh my God, that's like so sad. 1414 00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:33,820 You guys like what happened to like enjoying life 1415 00:59:33,820 --> 00:59:35,350 without being plugged in, you know? 1416 00:59:35,350 --> 00:59:38,490 - I mean we've lost the ability to truly focus on anything. 1417 00:59:38,490 --> 00:59:40,706 - Not in this fucking lifetime. 1418 00:59:40,706 --> 00:59:42,370 - Okay, that's so depressing. 1419 00:59:42,370 --> 00:59:46,880 You guys know, see, happiness is not an ideal reason, 1420 00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:47,830 but of imagination. 1421 00:59:49,010 --> 00:59:50,570 - Is that? 1422 00:59:50,570 --> 00:59:52,230 - Immanuel Kant. 1423 00:59:52,230 --> 00:59:54,653 I know it sounds like cunt, but it's Kant. 1424 01:00:03,580 --> 01:00:04,840 - Was he like actually right? 1425 01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:06,173 - Oh yeah, he was spot on. 1426 01:00:06,173 --> 01:00:07,700 That was actually really impressive. 1427 01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:09,500 - Okay, good. - Yeah, "cunt" and all. 1428 01:00:10,374 --> 01:00:11,549 (laughing) 1429 01:00:14,863 --> 01:00:17,393 So what's your name, straggler? 1430 01:00:19,010 --> 01:00:19,843 - Chandler. 1431 01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:23,203 - Hi, Chandler. - Hi. 1432 01:00:24,970 --> 01:00:26,393 Oh my turn, Lily. 1433 01:00:26,393 --> 01:00:28,484 - Lily, nice to meet you. 1434 01:00:32,929 --> 01:00:35,537 ("Houseprtydrmgrl [Alternate Drug Version] Pt. 6" byRadboii Season 1435 01:00:37,180 --> 01:00:38,888 - Pardon me, pardon me, pardon me. 1436 01:00:40,590 --> 01:00:42,010 - So me and him used to fucking 1437 01:00:42,010 --> 01:00:44,410 just get fucked up all the time and do wild shit. 1438 01:00:44,410 --> 01:00:45,460 We lived off of Broad River 1439 01:00:45,460 --> 01:00:46,750 so we were real close to Platinum Plus. 1440 01:00:46,750 --> 01:00:48,230 - Broad River? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1441 01:00:48,230 --> 01:00:50,885 - I didn't know they let white people off in Broad River. 1442 01:00:50,885 --> 01:00:53,913 - Man, we lived in Briarsgate! 1443 01:00:53,913 --> 01:00:56,338 - [Ryan] Remember hopping that gate, going to Waffle House? 1444 01:00:56,338 --> 01:00:58,658 (laughing) 1445 01:00:58,658 --> 01:01:00,827 - So you come here with the coked up Kant kid? 1446 01:01:00,827 --> 01:01:04,500 - Yeah, that's my buddy Jules. 1447 01:01:04,500 --> 01:01:06,793 And then my buddy Ty is running around here somewhere. 1448 01:01:06,793 --> 01:01:08,600 He tends to wander. 1449 01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:11,170 - Yeah, it sounds like he's got the right idea. 1450 01:01:11,170 --> 01:01:12,608 - I got this one story, man. 1451 01:01:12,608 --> 01:01:15,280 I don't even know if I can tell it right now. 1452 01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:17,050 - Tell it to me. 1453 01:01:17,050 --> 01:01:19,803 - This man left me at a strip club as collateral. 1454 01:01:19,803 --> 01:01:21,480 We walk in the strip club. 1455 01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:24,030 He goes, yo bet me I won't pull out 500 dollars. 1456 01:01:24,030 --> 01:01:25,140 Alright, bet. - Bet. 1457 01:01:25,140 --> 01:01:26,730 - He pulls out 500 fucking dollars, 1458 01:01:26,730 --> 01:01:28,920 he hands me two and is like go have a good time. 1459 01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:30,950 - And are those your friends in there? 1460 01:01:30,950 --> 01:01:32,036 - Oh my God, no. 1461 01:01:32,036 --> 01:01:35,756 I came here with my friend Jen, 1462 01:01:35,756 --> 01:01:39,480 some bros invited us out after the show 1463 01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:40,770 and she wasn't ready to call it 1464 01:01:40,770 --> 01:01:42,490 so I figured what the hell? 1465 01:01:42,490 --> 01:01:44,300 - Hey, that's the spirit. 1466 01:01:44,300 --> 01:01:47,573 - Yeah, usually it's the distilled kinds that speak to me. 1467 01:01:47,573 --> 01:01:49,530 - Lady after my own heart. 1468 01:01:49,530 --> 01:01:51,227 - The stripper walks up to me and she's like, 1469 01:01:51,227 --> 01:01:53,700 hey, you're Ryan's friend, right? 1470 01:01:53,700 --> 01:01:55,920 And I said, yeah, she was like, all right cool. 1471 01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:57,506 Well, he said he was going to the ATM, 1472 01:01:57,506 --> 01:01:58,339 he's gonna come back and get you. 1473 01:01:58,339 --> 01:02:00,560 He left you here just to prove that he'd come back 1474 01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:04,252 and pay me because he ran through $300 1475 01:02:04,252 --> 01:02:08,690 and he had no more money and then the ATM declined him. 1476 01:02:08,690 --> 01:02:11,269 - So where are you from? 1477 01:02:11,269 --> 01:02:12,340 - You were doing so well 1478 01:02:12,340 --> 01:02:15,920 and then you fell into the pit of smalltalk. 1479 01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:17,300 - All right, yeah, I know, guilty. 1480 01:02:17,300 --> 01:02:19,516 I graciously accept my punishment. 1481 01:02:19,516 --> 01:02:21,683 No, but like where's home? 1482 01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:24,438 - Kinda here, kinda not. 1483 01:02:24,438 --> 01:02:26,520 I don't know, it's complicated. 1484 01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:27,440 I'm here now for work. 1485 01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:30,640 Don't you dare ask me what it is. 1486 01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:31,653 - I would not dare. 1487 01:02:33,254 --> 01:02:34,653 Do you like it? 1488 01:02:36,460 --> 01:02:38,643 - Yeah, I kinda like it, kinda hate it. 1489 01:02:38,643 --> 01:02:40,150 It's like a place to live, right, 1490 01:02:40,150 --> 01:02:41,300 like any other place? 1491 01:02:41,300 --> 01:02:42,830 - It's a little bro heavy, okay. 1492 01:02:42,830 --> 01:02:46,190 But I guess every place has its own chapter 1493 01:02:46,190 --> 01:02:47,820 of weird townies, right? 1494 01:02:47,820 --> 01:02:49,202 - Some more than others. 1495 01:02:49,202 --> 01:02:51,763 - I was there to seven in the morning. 1496 01:02:51,763 --> 01:02:55,310 I spent my last money on a pack of cigarettes 1497 01:02:55,310 --> 01:02:56,500 off the machine, bro. 1498 01:02:56,500 --> 01:02:59,264 I had a beg some random dude for a ride home. 1499 01:02:59,264 --> 01:03:02,903 - Oh God damn, you was a black man for about 30 minutes. 1500 01:03:05,213 --> 01:03:07,380 - I don't know about that. 1501 01:03:09,123 --> 01:03:12,623 I finally make it home, he's sound a-fucking-sleep. 1502 01:03:20,210 --> 01:03:23,730 He left me bro as collateral for a stripper! 1503 01:03:23,730 --> 01:03:25,260 - So you're from around here? 1504 01:03:25,260 --> 01:03:28,030 - Ooh, that sounds an awful lot like smalltalk there. 1505 01:03:28,030 --> 01:03:29,780 - You're the one who broke the moratorium. 1506 01:03:29,780 --> 01:03:31,370 I'm just trying to contextualize you. 1507 01:03:31,370 --> 01:03:34,423 - Contenxtual, please buy me a drink first. 1508 01:03:34,423 --> 01:03:37,633 - You're delightfully less bro-ey. 1509 01:03:37,633 --> 01:03:39,570 - Thanks, I do try. 1510 01:03:39,570 --> 01:03:42,715 - You know, it's like that meld of southern charm 1511 01:03:42,715 --> 01:03:45,680 that y'all do so well, and also it sounds like 1512 01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:47,293 he's cracked a book or two. 1513 01:03:48,390 --> 01:03:50,740 - One of them even had chapters and everything. 1514 01:03:51,870 --> 01:03:53,070 - Such a fucking goober. 1515 01:03:54,774 --> 01:03:56,699 (door opens) 1516 01:04:00,199 --> 01:04:02,749 (Jules dry heaving) 1517 01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:21,920 - I think I need to, you gonna be here for a while? 1518 01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:23,350 - Yeah, I mean, your friend's like beyond geeked 1519 01:04:23,350 --> 01:04:26,770 so stop checking on me, I've got plenty of company. 1520 01:04:32,989 --> 01:04:33,822 (car door closes) 1521 01:04:38,162 --> 01:04:39,378 (car door opens) 1522 01:04:41,262 --> 01:04:42,454 (door closes) 1523 01:04:42,454 --> 01:04:43,882 (lighter) 1524 01:04:43,882 --> 01:04:44,715 (Chandler sighs) 1525 01:04:46,550 --> 01:04:50,000 - We stabilizing? - Oh yeah. 1526 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,740 - I'm just chillin' man after those five victory shots 1527 01:04:52,740 --> 01:04:54,293 after I won a hundo. 1528 01:04:55,700 --> 01:04:57,350 - What are people betting on in there? 1529 01:04:57,350 --> 01:04:58,460 - Arm wrestling. 1530 01:04:58,460 --> 01:05:00,270 I won a fucking Benjamin. 1531 01:05:00,270 --> 01:05:04,130 And he didn't have it on him, but he's good for it. 1532 01:05:04,130 --> 01:05:05,560 - Okay, that's great and all, Jules, 1533 01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:07,100 but that's not my point. 1534 01:05:07,100 --> 01:05:10,430 Are you okay? - Okay? 1535 01:05:10,430 --> 01:05:11,950 I'm finally feeling good enough 1536 01:05:11,950 --> 01:05:14,113 to hit my motherfucking stride. 1537 01:05:15,020 --> 01:05:15,853 - Seriously. 1538 01:05:18,130 --> 01:05:19,500 - You miss this yet? 1539 01:05:19,500 --> 01:05:21,820 - What, losing the beat on Ty, 1540 01:05:21,820 --> 01:05:24,350 having to babysit your dumb tweaking ass, 1541 01:05:24,350 --> 01:05:26,393 no Jules, I do not miss this. 1542 01:05:27,870 --> 01:05:30,373 - Nah, I meant that dick in your mouth. 1543 01:05:31,230 --> 01:05:33,653 - God, piece of shit. 1544 01:05:36,060 --> 01:05:38,863 Yeah, yeah, I miss it. 1545 01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:41,830 Ty, come on! - [Ty] Bro! 1546 01:05:43,270 --> 01:05:46,490 - I know, man, I just got the urge, right? 1547 01:05:46,490 --> 01:05:48,043 Ty! - Chan! 1548 01:05:49,411 --> 01:05:52,444 - I'll bet Jules' hundo you won't fight him though. 1549 01:05:52,444 --> 01:05:53,770 - Bro, I'll be down there and I'll cut that- 1550 01:05:53,770 --> 01:05:55,643 - I needed a fresh start, all right? 1551 01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:01,040 - Because of Lauren? 1552 01:06:03,157 --> 01:06:05,020 It's kinda obvious, man. 1553 01:06:05,020 --> 01:06:10,020 - I mean there's other stuff too, but yeah, yeah, 1554 01:06:10,340 --> 01:06:12,127 that was a big one. 1555 01:06:12,127 --> 01:06:13,453 - How is that going? 1556 01:06:14,580 --> 01:06:15,630 - She's still moving. 1557 01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:18,040 - Have you talked to her? 1558 01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:21,160 - Well, we texted but she doesn't think it's a good idea 1559 01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:22,060 to see each other. 1560 01:06:23,890 --> 01:06:26,010 - Maybe its because you do impulsive shit. 1561 01:06:26,010 --> 01:06:29,290 Like I don't know, move to fucking Charleston. 1562 01:06:29,290 --> 01:06:31,090 - Yeah and then ended up back here a month later 1563 01:06:31,090 --> 01:06:33,253 doing the same old shit for some reason. 1564 01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:39,176 - Got me thinking about moving man. 1565 01:06:39,176 --> 01:06:41,102 - Really? - Yeah. 1566 01:06:41,102 --> 01:06:42,993 I don't know what I'd do, but yeah. 1567 01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:47,310 - I'll tell you what, as soon as I figure out 1568 01:06:47,310 --> 01:06:48,980 how to tie my own shoes out there, 1569 01:06:48,980 --> 01:06:52,367 I'll let you know, all right? 1570 01:06:53,293 --> 01:06:54,693 - It was a good idea though. 1571 01:06:57,510 --> 01:07:00,063 It was a good idea, the restaurant. 1572 01:07:03,220 --> 01:07:04,493 - Yeah, it was, Jules. 1573 01:07:05,410 --> 01:07:07,018 Ty, come on! 1574 01:07:07,018 --> 01:07:07,851 - Yeah, hold on! 1575 01:07:09,334 --> 01:07:10,834 - I love you, man. 1576 01:07:13,531 --> 01:07:14,731 - I love you too, Jules. 1577 01:07:17,823 --> 01:07:19,510 - Hey, you see this shit? 1578 01:07:19,510 --> 01:07:20,750 - What, the friend who's going to wander off 1579 01:07:20,750 --> 01:07:22,520 without telling you where he's going? 1580 01:07:22,520 --> 01:07:23,970 What the hell is your excuse? 1581 01:07:25,647 --> 01:07:28,390 Look, I was just trying to wrangle these assholes. 1582 01:07:28,390 --> 01:07:29,849 - No, I'm fucking with you 1583 01:07:29,849 --> 01:07:31,910 'cause I knew you wouldn't ghost me like that. 1584 01:07:31,910 --> 01:07:32,950 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 1585 01:07:32,950 --> 01:07:33,850 - And why is that? 1586 01:07:35,500 --> 01:07:36,450 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1587 01:07:37,510 --> 01:07:39,760 - Clearly, because I'm so fucking intriguing. 1588 01:07:41,450 --> 01:07:42,850 - That is an understatement. 1589 01:07:43,810 --> 01:07:45,360 - Well then you should probably tell me where you're going 1590 01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:47,530 so we can finish our conversation. 1591 01:07:47,530 --> 01:07:49,590 - Well, I believe we're going to rally 1592 01:07:49,590 --> 01:07:52,860 and then head to our favorite after hours dive. 1593 01:07:52,860 --> 01:07:55,440 - Oh my God, not that horrible late night spot in the Vista. 1594 01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:58,480 - East Room, be there, bring friends. 1595 01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:00,147 We're gonna get fucked up! 1596 01:08:03,275 --> 01:08:06,810 - You know, that sounds like the greatest fucking plan 1597 01:08:06,810 --> 01:08:08,580 I've heard all night. 1598 01:08:08,580 --> 01:08:09,413 So how do I- 1599 01:08:09,413 --> 01:08:13,600 - Don't ask, follow, F-O-L-L-O-W. 1600 01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:15,041 - Oh my God, always flipping out. 1601 01:08:15,041 --> 01:08:15,950 - It's about fucking time, 1602 01:08:15,950 --> 01:08:17,067 you said you'd be a couple more minutes. 1603 01:08:17,067 --> 01:08:19,523 - Yeah, two more shakes of the fucking dick, man. 1604 01:08:19,523 --> 01:08:22,661 You act like some dad at Disney World rushing his kid. 1605 01:08:22,661 --> 01:08:25,530 - So you'll follow us there then? 1606 01:08:25,530 --> 01:08:29,213 - Yeah, okay, sure, see you there. 1607 01:08:29,213 --> 01:08:31,383 - That's where I should be sitting. 1608 01:08:31,383 --> 01:08:33,633 - [Jules] Bummer summer, bro. - Shut the fuck up. 1609 01:08:37,260 --> 01:08:40,029 - Let me see if this text got me. 1610 01:08:40,029 --> 01:08:41,900 - Where the fuck we going anyways? 1611 01:08:41,900 --> 01:08:44,237 - East Room, bitch! - East Room, bitch! 1612 01:08:44,237 --> 01:08:47,374 - You fucking duet fucks! 1613 01:08:47,374 --> 01:08:49,074 (car passing) 1614 01:08:50,490 --> 01:08:51,940 Look, all I'm saying is I don't think 1615 01:08:51,940 --> 01:08:53,630 a waitress has ever been proposed to 1616 01:08:53,630 --> 01:08:56,520 by a guy in a fucking Hawaiian shirt at her restaurant. 1617 01:08:56,520 --> 01:08:59,310 - I think that's exactly who should propose to her the most. 1618 01:08:59,310 --> 01:09:00,610 - Were you at my birthday? 1619 01:09:02,586 --> 01:09:04,809 - Shut the fuck up, Jules! 1620 01:09:04,809 --> 01:09:06,800 - Motley Crue I have here. 1621 01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:08,213 Hey Jules, hey Chandler. 1622 01:09:08,213 --> 01:09:09,330 - [Chandler] What's up, Bran? 1623 01:09:09,330 --> 01:09:10,880 - How you doing, Ty, thank you guys. 1624 01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:12,728 What can I put in your mouth tonight, guys? 1625 01:09:12,728 --> 01:09:14,274 (laughing) 1626 01:09:14,274 --> 01:09:16,520 - [Chandler] You know, baby! 1627 01:09:17,816 --> 01:09:20,400 ("Shadows" by Boo Hag) 1628 01:09:27,170 --> 01:09:28,003 (door opening) 1629 01:09:31,112 --> 01:09:33,612 (Ty vomiting) 1630 01:09:58,083 --> 01:10:03,083 ♪ I must confess to you ♪ 1631 01:10:05,045 --> 01:10:10,045 ♪ I see the shadow, the shadow ♪ 1632 01:10:13,365 --> 01:10:18,365 ♪ I see the shadow, the ♪ shadow, the shadow ♪ 1633 01:10:21,074 --> 01:10:25,741 ♪ Tell me again does any of this matter ♪ 1634 01:10:28,653 --> 01:10:31,175 (billiard balls cracking) 1635 01:10:31,175 --> 01:10:33,592 - Is he okay? - He will be. 1636 01:10:33,592 --> 01:10:34,480 - Yeah, maybe if somebody stopped playing 1637 01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:36,823 this shitty ass music, fucking sad. 1638 01:10:40,277 --> 01:10:42,910 Yeah, alright, I need a fucking new drink anyway. 1639 01:10:42,910 --> 01:10:43,907 Jesus Christ. 1640 01:10:45,189 --> 01:10:46,830 - I'm not very good. 1641 01:10:46,830 --> 01:10:48,930 - In my experience people who say that 1642 01:10:48,930 --> 01:10:50,414 usually ended up kicking my ass. 1643 01:10:50,414 --> 01:10:52,263 - Believe me, I'm not. 1644 01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:57,713 Gonna check on your buddy? 1645 01:10:59,415 --> 01:11:00,513 I'm sure at this point the only thing 1646 01:11:00,513 --> 01:11:02,170 that Jules is interested in talking to 1647 01:11:02,170 --> 01:11:03,470 is that drink in his hand. 1648 01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:20,351 - It was 1895 so you know your damn chest nuts 1649 01:11:20,351 --> 01:11:22,870 would break clean off when you're migrating 1650 01:11:22,870 --> 01:11:26,533 from Wyoming up to Chicago. 1651 01:11:27,787 --> 01:11:31,503 Just like a fucking clown, he came to be. 1652 01:11:33,420 --> 01:11:35,423 That's what my blood made me to be. 1653 01:11:36,390 --> 01:11:39,603 - Jeez, what made him do that? 1654 01:11:41,377 --> 01:11:43,263 - God damn devil, that's what. 1655 01:11:44,910 --> 01:11:48,773 Sold my granddaddy a God damn dream of owning a circus. 1656 01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:55,503 Sold him his herd, all his land in Big Sky Country. 1657 01:11:56,840 --> 01:12:00,910 I swear to God, man, you like being a drug around 1658 01:12:00,910 --> 01:12:05,823 by your dick in the dirt, trust me, life will oblige. 1659 01:12:07,119 --> 01:12:09,211 ♪ You're probably right ♪ 1660 01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:18,330 - I thought you weren't any good at pool. 1661 01:12:18,330 --> 01:12:20,783 - Well, maybe I was being a little hard on myself. 1662 01:12:22,230 --> 01:12:25,664 - So does the lady have any other hidden talents? 1663 01:12:25,664 --> 01:12:27,590 - Well, for one, I could down a whiskey 1664 01:12:27,590 --> 01:12:28,853 a lot faster than you. 1665 01:12:31,270 --> 01:12:32,730 - How about a toast 1666 01:12:32,730 --> 01:12:35,853 to our alcoholic friends and the adventures they drag us on. 1667 01:12:37,680 --> 01:12:39,360 I don't have a drink. 1668 01:12:39,360 --> 01:12:41,360 Can I grab you anything? 1669 01:12:41,360 --> 01:12:42,193 - Gin and tonic. 1670 01:12:43,555 --> 01:12:45,360 - I think they have that here. 1671 01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:47,049 - You are such a goober. 1672 01:12:47,049 --> 01:12:48,393 - It's been said. 1673 01:12:55,290 --> 01:12:58,123 ("Sleep" by Isabelle's Gift) 1674 01:13:00,493 --> 01:13:01,873 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, all day. 1675 01:13:01,873 --> 01:13:05,187 As long as I can use your lettuce as a shank. 1676 01:13:05,187 --> 01:13:06,577 - That's not lettuce, that's celery. 1677 01:13:06,577 --> 01:13:07,410 - Oh, yeah, celery. 1678 01:13:07,410 --> 01:13:11,660 You know, I'm tired, okay, it's been a long day. 1679 01:13:11,660 --> 01:13:15,503 - Back then a heifer wasn't just a heifer. 1680 01:13:16,813 --> 01:13:17,646 You know? 1681 01:13:18,707 --> 01:13:20,883 Now see, that right there. 1682 01:13:22,280 --> 01:13:23,593 My grandmother told me that he had 1683 01:13:23,593 --> 01:13:25,300 that same look in his eyes. 1684 01:13:25,300 --> 01:13:26,410 Just like you got. 1685 01:13:27,497 --> 01:13:30,130 You know, everyone can't seem to see 1686 01:13:30,130 --> 01:13:32,730 when they got something good right under their nose. 1687 01:13:33,960 --> 01:13:38,960 - So you're telling me your father's father whoever 1688 01:13:39,580 --> 01:13:42,410 told you we were both going to have 1689 01:13:42,410 --> 01:13:44,293 the same dumb clown dream. 1690 01:13:45,500 --> 01:13:50,040 - Man he could have owned land in five different states 1691 01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:54,470 but fucking lawyers got him owning 1692 01:13:54,470 --> 01:13:58,140 a quarter of a penny on the dollar 1693 01:13:58,140 --> 01:14:00,853 owing to fucking Barnum and Bailey. 1694 01:14:02,165 --> 01:14:07,165 - Shit, so your lineage like started the circus. 1695 01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:10,223 - God damn straight it did. 1696 01:14:11,941 --> 01:14:15,810 - Does that make you like Mr. Barnum? 1697 01:14:15,810 --> 01:14:18,713 - Well ain't no Britannica book gonna tell you that shit. 1698 01:14:20,257 --> 01:14:21,660 - Britanna-who-ma-what now? 1699 01:14:21,660 --> 01:14:23,473 Oh come on, man, God damn it. 1700 01:14:24,530 --> 01:14:25,680 Can y'all get any younger? 1701 01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:26,941 I mean I swear to God 1702 01:14:26,941 --> 01:14:29,933 I thought it was bad in the Hootie and the Blowfish days. 1703 01:14:29,933 --> 01:14:32,857 - Alright, what's your name then, old man? 1704 01:14:32,857 --> 01:14:35,483 Got all the fucking answers. 1705 01:14:35,483 --> 01:14:39,723 - In your eyes, I see it. 1706 01:14:42,503 --> 01:14:45,170 Don't go sell yourself some fake dream. 1707 01:14:46,573 --> 01:14:49,089 Just some little portion of your 1708 01:14:49,089 --> 01:14:52,570 stubby little self, God dammit. 1709 01:14:52,570 --> 01:14:53,513 - How am I? 1710 01:14:54,950 --> 01:14:57,250 - Listen, I don't know. 1711 01:14:57,250 --> 01:14:58,960 I don't have all the answers. 1712 01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:01,677 I'm sitting here right beside you, aren't I? 1713 01:15:01,677 --> 01:15:05,950 It's just in my blood to see when a man 1714 01:15:05,950 --> 01:15:09,660 is headed down the path, of swiping up, 1715 01:15:09,660 --> 01:15:14,660 sweepin' up fucking peanut shells at his own damn show. 1716 01:15:14,677 --> 01:15:16,500 You know what I'm saying 1717 01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:18,543 instead of owning the land. 1718 01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:20,953 Tending to his kin. 1719 01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:26,300 - What were they selling your granddad out in Chicago? 1720 01:15:27,740 --> 01:15:29,490 - Well, he sold out his livelihood, 1721 01:15:31,350 --> 01:15:36,133 but every man gets their swing at redemption. 1722 01:15:40,300 --> 01:15:41,133 To our past. 1723 01:15:43,170 --> 01:15:46,290 Our blood, family's blood 1724 01:15:47,670 --> 01:15:49,303 and those who came before us. 1725 01:15:51,077 --> 01:15:53,805 And uh, hell, what's the, how's it go? 1726 01:15:53,805 --> 01:15:55,643 - Staying woke? 1727 01:15:56,721 --> 01:15:58,538 - What the fuck is that? 1728 01:15:58,538 --> 01:16:03,538 - It's like when, fuck it, cheers man. 1729 01:16:12,590 --> 01:16:14,283 Fucking Barnum and Baileys. 1730 01:16:15,573 --> 01:16:18,201 (song ends) 1731 01:16:18,201 --> 01:16:20,486 - That's so nice of you, that's his celery. 1732 01:16:20,486 --> 01:16:23,425 I can't touch a man's celery, you know what I mean? 1733 01:16:23,425 --> 01:16:26,037 - [Woman] You can get celery, you can even dip it. 1734 01:16:26,037 --> 01:16:28,500 - Y'all just like ranch straight up in celery? 1735 01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:29,500 Like no wings or nothing? 1736 01:16:29,500 --> 01:16:30,458 - Yeah, nothing. 1737 01:16:30,458 --> 01:16:32,566 - [Ty] I guess it's a good drinking food. 1738 01:16:32,566 --> 01:16:34,699 - [Woman] That's a well-balanced diet. 1739 01:16:34,699 --> 01:16:36,760 - So you get, you get some of the goodness 1740 01:16:36,760 --> 01:16:38,127 from like the ranch and the blue cheese 1741 01:16:38,127 --> 01:16:39,301 but you also get the hydration 1742 01:16:39,301 --> 01:16:41,315 because it's like all water in celery. 1743 01:16:41,315 --> 01:16:42,148 You know what I'm saying? 1744 01:16:42,148 --> 01:16:45,664 So like instead of drinking water, eating it, it's perfect. 1745 01:16:45,664 --> 01:16:46,776 (laughing) 1746 01:16:46,776 --> 01:16:47,910 - Yes. 1747 01:16:47,910 --> 01:16:50,593 - That's a fucking good way to be. 1748 01:16:50,593 --> 01:16:53,880 ("The Wolf" by E.Z. Shakes) - Why do you think it is we met tonight? 1749 01:16:53,880 --> 01:16:55,450 - You mean besides the part where you were scrounging 1750 01:16:55,450 --> 01:16:57,150 for free alcohol at my friend's party? 1751 01:16:57,150 --> 01:16:59,737 I really don't know how to answer that. 1752 01:16:59,737 --> 01:17:01,687 But why does there have to be a reason? 1753 01:17:02,885 --> 01:17:05,040 - Don't you believe in some measure of fate 1754 01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:05,963 in meeting people? 1755 01:17:07,212 --> 01:17:11,550 - I mean, I guess some people enter our lives for a reason 1756 01:17:11,550 --> 01:17:13,130 and some people are in our lives for a season 1757 01:17:13,130 --> 01:17:15,730 and some people don't ever leave 1758 01:17:15,730 --> 01:17:18,133 because they don't know what a fuck off face looks like. 1759 01:17:19,480 --> 01:17:20,810 - Touche. 1760 01:17:20,810 --> 01:17:22,600 But what would Kant say on the matter? 1761 01:17:22,600 --> 01:17:23,433 - Oh, he'd probably want to know 1762 01:17:23,433 --> 01:17:25,990 what your categorical imperative is. 1763 01:17:25,990 --> 01:17:28,190 - Oh yes, categorically speaking, of course. 1764 01:17:29,660 --> 01:17:32,043 So you don't believe in small talk? 1765 01:17:33,160 --> 01:17:35,840 - No, I mean, although I understand it happens. 1766 01:17:35,840 --> 01:17:40,373 - And you don't put stock in fate. 1767 01:17:41,450 --> 01:17:42,900 So what is it you do believe? 1768 01:17:44,700 --> 01:17:48,650 - The cosmos, like life is about what happens. 1769 01:17:48,650 --> 01:17:49,900 Okay, it's not about what happens to you. 1770 01:17:49,900 --> 01:17:51,780 It's about making choices, right? 1771 01:17:51,780 --> 01:17:53,870 So asking yourself, what do I believe in, 1772 01:17:53,870 --> 01:17:54,703 what's important to me, 1773 01:17:54,703 --> 01:17:55,570 What are my priorities, 1774 01:17:55,570 --> 01:17:58,077 what is my gauge for deciding what is good and bad? 1775 01:17:58,077 --> 01:18:00,700 But the only question like really worth asking yourself 1776 01:18:00,700 --> 01:18:02,363 is what do you want? 1777 01:18:07,110 --> 01:18:09,570 - I am so sorry. 1778 01:18:09,570 --> 01:18:11,550 I thought you were like doing a thing 1779 01:18:11,550 --> 01:18:13,710 and setting up like a moment. 1780 01:18:13,710 --> 01:18:14,543 I misread that. 1781 01:18:14,543 --> 01:18:18,280 - No, I, I, no, I get it, right. 1782 01:18:18,280 --> 01:18:20,540 Like how far you can push this. 1783 01:18:20,540 --> 01:18:21,690 We could blame it on the whiskey 1784 01:18:21,690 --> 01:18:26,690 or maybe you were just like so amused by my wit or whatever. 1785 01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:32,553 So what's her name? 1786 01:18:36,006 --> 01:18:37,781 (Chandler sighs) 1787 01:18:39,950 --> 01:18:42,170 Yeah, that's what I thought. 1788 01:18:56,597 --> 01:18:58,460 - What- - No, don't ruin it. 1789 01:18:58,460 --> 01:18:59,710 Can we just, can we just? 1790 01:19:22,511 --> 01:19:23,870 - When I saw you tonight, 1791 01:19:23,870 --> 01:19:25,423 I wasn't really thinking of- 1792 01:19:26,553 --> 01:19:27,500 - No, we're like tonight now. 1793 01:19:27,500 --> 01:19:31,400 So you were going to tell me about what's her name. 1794 01:19:33,250 --> 01:19:35,122 - Lauren. - Right. 1795 01:19:35,122 --> 01:19:37,040 So you guys like trying to go out together 1796 01:19:37,040 --> 01:19:38,450 or like, oh my God is that, 1797 01:19:38,450 --> 01:19:40,580 is she the reason you moved? 1798 01:19:40,580 --> 01:19:42,167 Is she the reason you left? 1799 01:19:42,167 --> 01:19:46,253 - All right, partly, partly. 1800 01:19:48,490 --> 01:19:53,300 Honestly, it was just, I was living in a rut, 1801 01:19:53,300 --> 01:19:55,922 you know, I was living my life in a rut 1802 01:19:55,922 --> 01:19:59,960 and then I met her and then she like carved out this hole 1803 01:19:59,960 --> 01:20:02,480 in the rut that was hers, you know? 1804 01:20:02,480 --> 01:20:07,480 And then she was gone and that hole was empty 1805 01:20:09,410 --> 01:20:12,400 and suddenly I realized that I hated this rut 1806 01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:14,700 that I carved out for myself 1807 01:20:14,700 --> 01:20:17,640 and I decided to do something about it. 1808 01:20:17,640 --> 01:20:20,850 Like, I don't know, I don't know what yet, 1809 01:20:20,850 --> 01:20:22,360 but I had to make a move. 1810 01:20:22,360 --> 01:20:24,453 So, I made it. 1811 01:20:25,767 --> 01:20:27,117 - Can I tell you something? 1812 01:20:28,700 --> 01:20:33,700 Okay, so whatever reason you had for walking away from that, 1813 01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:38,470 that's okay, like that's enough. 1814 01:20:38,470 --> 01:20:41,680 Like you made a choice and like, and you're figuring it out. 1815 01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:43,610 Maybe you don't know everything right now 1816 01:20:43,610 --> 01:20:46,563 but you don't have to. 1817 01:20:49,450 --> 01:20:52,923 You want to believe our meeting was fate. 1818 01:20:54,380 --> 01:20:55,780 Maybe I'm your wake-up call. 1819 01:20:57,790 --> 01:20:59,730 You should take closure where you can get it, 1820 01:20:59,730 --> 01:21:03,050 but know that you deserve more than to be 1821 01:21:04,820 --> 01:21:08,683 stuck in this limbo of what ifs. 1822 01:21:12,710 --> 01:21:13,543 Who knows? 1823 01:21:16,890 --> 01:21:18,973 All right, I gotta go. - Just like that? 1824 01:21:20,787 --> 01:21:21,913 - Just like that. 1825 01:21:24,820 --> 01:21:26,863 Damn it, I knew I should've been less charming. 1826 01:21:27,704 --> 01:21:29,187 (Lily laughs) 1827 01:21:32,510 --> 01:21:34,672 - [Ty] Bro, bro, yo, check this out. 1828 01:21:34,672 --> 01:21:35,570 - Fuck. 1829 01:21:35,570 --> 01:21:39,450 - Jules just told me he had a botched circumcision, dude. 1830 01:21:39,450 --> 01:21:41,080 Like what? 1831 01:21:41,080 --> 01:21:43,030 That dudes fucking dick is all fucked up. 1832 01:21:43,030 --> 01:21:43,870 He just told me that. 1833 01:21:43,870 --> 01:21:45,330 I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you. 1834 01:21:45,330 --> 01:21:48,080 But I can't let him live this shit down, bro. 1835 01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:49,234 - It's fine. 1836 01:21:49,234 --> 01:21:50,575 (Ty laughs) 1837 01:21:51,546 --> 01:21:56,204 - Hey, I'm sorry, hey, my guy said something weird? 1838 01:21:56,204 --> 01:21:58,112 He got something in his teeth? 1839 01:21:58,112 --> 01:21:59,410 - No, no, no, he did good. 1840 01:21:59,410 --> 01:22:01,220 He just, no, he did fine. 1841 01:22:01,220 --> 01:22:03,010 He just needs to close out some stuff 1842 01:22:03,010 --> 01:22:05,323 before he can, you know, close. 1843 01:22:07,030 --> 01:22:09,430 - What, did you? 1844 01:22:09,430 --> 01:22:10,720 - No, I'm just that good. 1845 01:22:10,720 --> 01:22:14,220 - Yo, you're fucking very good, very fucking good. 1846 01:22:14,220 --> 01:22:17,792 - Okay, don't go swimming with any dolphins anytime soon. 1847 01:22:17,792 --> 01:22:20,790 And hey Jules, you're doing great, man. 1848 01:22:20,790 --> 01:22:22,610 But just enough with the talking to yourself. 1849 01:22:22,610 --> 01:22:24,290 It only attracts the crazies. 1850 01:22:24,290 --> 01:22:28,270 All right, so, all right you non-Ubering dumbasses, 1851 01:22:28,270 --> 01:22:29,103 get home safe. 1852 01:22:31,132 --> 01:22:32,532 - Oh, you Ubering fuck, bye! 1853 01:22:38,140 --> 01:22:39,920 - I'm completely lost. 1854 01:22:43,587 --> 01:22:46,412 (Ty & Chandler laughing) 1855 01:22:47,528 --> 01:22:49,539 ("Late Nights" by Milah) 1856 01:22:51,331 --> 01:22:52,722 - How you gonna make that shot? 1857 01:22:52,722 --> 01:22:54,447 You got sunglasses on. 1858 01:22:54,447 --> 01:22:56,880 ♪ Where you at, are you home girl ♪ 1859 01:22:56,880 --> 01:23:01,880 ♪ Its four in the morning, ♪ its four in the morning ♪ 1860 01:23:03,038 --> 01:23:05,738 ♪ I'm just waiting on that late night ♪ 1861 01:23:05,738 --> 01:23:07,635 ♪ Drunk text ♪ 1862 01:23:07,635 --> 01:23:09,026 - Lemme catch that bro. 1863 01:23:10,124 --> 01:23:11,399 ♪ Where you at ♪ 1864 01:23:11,399 --> 01:23:16,310 ♪ Are you home girl, four in the morning ♪ 1865 01:23:16,310 --> 01:23:19,967 ♪ Four in the morning ♪ 1866 01:23:20,825 --> 01:23:22,280 - Ty, lemme get a cigarette. 1867 01:23:22,280 --> 01:23:23,446 - Yeah, yeah, I got you. 1868 01:23:23,446 --> 01:23:24,521 Freakin' bum. 1869 01:23:27,150 --> 01:23:31,111 ♪ I just got a text and it ♪ said that you pullin' up ♪ 1870 01:23:31,111 --> 01:23:35,438 ♪ Tried playing pool but its you, ♪ and you know that I want it ♪ 1871 01:23:35,438 --> 01:23:37,759 ♪ But I gotta work in the morning ♪ 1872 01:23:37,759 --> 01:23:39,470 - You freaking scumbag! - Oh man! 1873 01:23:39,470 --> 01:23:41,439 - How'd you make that mother-f'in shot? 1874 01:23:41,439 --> 01:23:43,615 - Maybe on the next game, Ty. - Your face is stupid! 1875 01:23:43,615 --> 01:23:45,946 Can't stand it! - Did I just run that? 1876 01:23:45,946 --> 01:23:48,444 - Gimme those stupid glasses! - Woooo! 1877 01:23:48,444 --> 01:23:49,761 ♪ Late nights ♪ 1878 01:23:51,860 --> 01:23:52,693 (door closes) 1879 01:23:54,504 --> 01:23:57,910 (phone ringing) 1880 01:23:57,910 --> 01:24:01,377 - Hello? - Hey, how's it going? 1881 01:24:02,857 --> 01:24:06,698 - [Lauren] Do you have any idea what time it is? 1882 01:24:06,698 --> 01:24:08,533 - Oh, did I wake you? 1883 01:24:09,750 --> 01:24:11,493 - Uh-huh. - Sorry. 1884 01:24:12,740 --> 01:24:13,940 - [Lauren] What's wrong? 1885 01:24:17,140 --> 01:24:21,503 - I, I just, I just wanted to hear the sound of your voice. 1886 01:24:23,230 --> 01:24:24,293 - [Lauren] You're drunk. 1887 01:24:26,510 --> 01:24:28,040 - Do you want to get lunch tomorrow? 1888 01:24:28,040 --> 01:24:31,290 - [Lauren] I don't think that's a good idea. 1889 01:24:31,290 --> 01:24:33,250 - Please? - Chandler. 1890 01:24:33,250 --> 01:24:34,083 - Lauren. 1891 01:24:37,400 --> 01:24:40,443 I just, I want to see you before you move away. 1892 01:24:41,870 --> 01:24:44,563 - You act like we're never going to see each other again. 1893 01:24:45,565 --> 01:24:48,015 - That's because that's what it feels like, okay? 1894 01:24:49,273 --> 01:24:50,773 - [Lauren] You'll see me again. 1895 01:24:52,030 --> 01:24:54,653 - Like tomorrow? - You mean today? 1896 01:24:56,597 --> 01:24:57,853 - Whichever. 1897 01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:01,100 - [Lauren] Why do you do this to yourself? 1898 01:25:04,030 --> 01:25:05,730 - I don't know. 1899 01:25:05,730 --> 01:25:10,730 I guess it's, I'm hopelessly devoted to the notion 1900 01:25:11,140 --> 01:25:14,363 that we're going to work things out. 1901 01:25:16,110 --> 01:25:17,910 - [Lauren] We tried to make it work. 1902 01:25:19,170 --> 01:25:24,170 - Yeah, so you're just gonna throw away 1903 01:25:24,210 --> 01:25:25,260 four years like that? 1904 01:25:26,270 --> 01:25:27,220 - [Lauren] I'm not. 1905 01:25:29,707 --> 01:25:30,540 - That's what it feels like. 1906 01:25:30,540 --> 01:25:32,900 - [Lauren] While we haven't always been perfect, 1907 01:25:32,900 --> 01:25:34,823 I don't regret anything. 1908 01:25:38,150 --> 01:25:39,250 - Why are you leaving? 1909 01:25:42,350 --> 01:25:43,960 - [Lauren] You moved to Charleston. 1910 01:25:43,960 --> 01:25:47,170 - Yeah, but you're gonna move to Clemson. 1911 01:25:47,170 --> 01:25:48,390 - [Lauren] I explained this to you. 1912 01:25:48,390 --> 01:25:51,370 - Yeah, yeah, it's better classes. 1913 01:25:51,370 --> 01:25:54,473 Yeah, no, no, I, I get it, no, that makes sense. 1914 01:26:01,140 --> 01:26:03,327 Why didn't you ask me to go with you? 1915 01:26:03,327 --> 01:26:05,450 - [Lauren] You still don't get it, do you? 1916 01:26:05,450 --> 01:26:07,500 - Obviously not, Lauren, 1917 01:26:07,500 --> 01:26:09,563 so please explain it to me. 1918 01:26:10,920 --> 01:26:13,070 - [Lauren] When you told me you were moving to Charleston 1919 01:26:13,070 --> 01:26:15,330 you didn't think I knew it was out of spite? 1920 01:26:15,330 --> 01:26:17,790 - Oh please, here we go, here we go. 1921 01:26:17,790 --> 01:26:19,290 - [Lauren] Instead of dealing with something, 1922 01:26:19,290 --> 01:26:20,400 you jumped ship. - No! 1923 01:26:20,400 --> 01:26:22,660 - [Lauren] You packed up and ran to Charleston. 1924 01:26:22,660 --> 01:26:23,730 - No, that's not what happened? 1925 01:26:23,730 --> 01:26:26,270 - [Lauren] Just like when things got serious with us, 1926 01:26:26,270 --> 01:26:27,533 you ran off to Melanie. 1927 01:26:31,280 --> 01:26:32,113 - Can we, 1928 01:26:33,476 --> 01:26:35,873 let's not talk about that, okay? 1929 01:26:36,867 --> 01:26:39,180 - [Lauren] I'm not trying to start a fight. 1930 01:26:39,180 --> 01:26:40,517 - Oh, you could've fooled me. 1931 01:26:40,517 --> 01:26:42,320 - [Lauren] I'm simply saying 1932 01:26:42,320 --> 01:26:44,670 that when you told me about Charleston 1933 01:26:44,670 --> 01:26:46,530 I knew it was because of us, 1934 01:26:46,530 --> 01:26:49,787 but I also got excited for you. 1935 01:26:49,787 --> 01:26:51,440 - Excited? - Yeah, excited. 1936 01:26:51,440 --> 01:26:53,730 Excited that maybe you could finally let go 1937 01:26:53,730 --> 01:26:57,470 of all this anger and start over. 1938 01:26:57,470 --> 01:26:58,303 - I tried. 1939 01:26:59,587 --> 01:27:04,587 I don't, I don't, I, I, I tried to let go, okay, 1940 01:27:09,340 --> 01:27:14,340 but I, I don't know, here I am, back here. 1941 01:27:15,660 --> 01:27:17,920 - [Lauren] Yeah, well, staying out till four in the morning 1942 01:27:17,920 --> 01:27:20,850 isn't going to help you make any progress. 1943 01:27:20,850 --> 01:27:21,923 - I guess not, no. 1944 01:27:23,090 --> 01:27:24,757 - [Lauren] You with Jules and Ty? 1945 01:27:24,757 --> 01:27:27,778 - Yeah. - And how are they? 1946 01:27:27,778 --> 01:27:31,310 - Oh, Jules is back on his Haley shit 1947 01:27:32,760 --> 01:27:36,600 and Ty is- - Drunk? 1948 01:27:36,600 --> 01:27:39,570 - Yeah, yeah, wasted, he's Ty. 1949 01:27:39,570 --> 01:27:40,700 - [Lauren] I hate to cut it short, 1950 01:27:40,700 --> 01:27:42,440 but some of us do have to get up 1951 01:27:42,440 --> 01:27:43,560 and go to work in the morning. 1952 01:27:43,560 --> 01:27:44,810 - Are you all right, man? 1953 01:27:47,860 --> 01:27:51,690 - So can I see you? - I'll think about it, okay? 1954 01:27:51,690 --> 01:27:53,516 - Yeah. - Get some rest. 1955 01:27:53,516 --> 01:27:55,730 - [Chandler] Yeah. 1956 01:27:55,730 --> 01:27:58,530 - [Lauren] Don't stay out too much later. 1957 01:27:58,530 --> 01:28:01,923 - Alright. - Goodnight, Chandler. 1958 01:28:05,450 --> 01:28:06,353 - Goodnight, Lauren. 1959 01:28:36,490 --> 01:28:38,493 Close out your tab? - Yup. 1960 01:28:40,640 --> 01:28:41,473 - Where's Ty? 1961 01:28:43,030 --> 01:28:44,323 - He's inside right now. 1962 01:28:45,174 --> 01:28:48,507 Bran's trying to wake him up. 1963 01:29:00,639 --> 01:29:02,197 (keys jingling) 1964 01:29:04,356 --> 01:29:05,189 You sure you're okay, man? 1965 01:29:05,189 --> 01:29:06,923 - Yeah, I'm just fucking tired, alright? 1966 01:29:07,830 --> 01:29:10,580 - Listen, I'm sorry you didn't get 1967 01:29:10,580 --> 01:29:12,503 your dick looked at tonight. 1968 01:29:14,066 --> 01:29:15,316 (door opens) 1969 01:29:17,555 --> 01:29:18,388 - I don't know about y'all, 1970 01:29:18,388 --> 01:29:20,743 but I'm fucking hungry. 1971 01:29:23,040 --> 01:29:25,750 - Nope, it's pass the fuck out o'clock. 1972 01:29:25,750 --> 01:29:26,650 - What, come on, Chan, 1973 01:29:26,650 --> 01:29:28,770 I'll get you that peanut butter waffle you like. 1974 01:29:28,770 --> 01:29:31,390 - No, we're leaving and I'm not fucking around. 1975 01:29:31,390 --> 01:29:33,180 - Hey, who pissed in his cereal, man. 1976 01:29:33,180 --> 01:29:34,610 He didn't get no play with the blue haired chick, 1977 01:29:34,610 --> 01:29:36,490 now we're gonna act like that small dick energy. 1978 01:29:36,490 --> 01:29:39,550 Jesus Christ, come on, man, I'll fucking call it ahead. 1979 01:29:39,550 --> 01:29:41,330 - [Chandler] What part of I'm tired do you not understand? 1980 01:29:41,330 --> 01:29:43,160 The sun is almost up, asshole. 1981 01:29:43,160 --> 01:29:44,437 - [Ty] What you bucking up at me like that for? 1982 01:29:44,437 --> 01:29:45,780 - Ty, what are we arguing about right now? 1983 01:29:45,780 --> 01:29:47,211 - Cause I'm fucking hungry! 1984 01:29:47,211 --> 01:29:48,350 - Right, because you're fucking hungry, 1985 01:29:48,350 --> 01:29:49,470 and it's always like this, you know what, 1986 01:29:49,470 --> 01:29:51,300 forget the other thousands of times it's been like this. 1987 01:29:51,300 --> 01:29:52,670 Let's talk about tonight, alone. 1988 01:29:52,670 --> 01:29:54,340 Just tonight, you want to be chauffeured around. 1989 01:29:54,340 --> 01:29:55,500 You want to ride shotgun. 1990 01:29:55,500 --> 01:29:56,720 - You do wanna go there. - You wanna bum cigarettes 1991 01:29:56,720 --> 01:29:58,100 and now you want us to go get something to eat 1992 01:29:58,100 --> 01:29:58,933 because you're fucking hungry. 1993 01:29:58,933 --> 01:30:00,750 - Chan, shut the fuck up. 1994 01:30:00,750 --> 01:30:01,853 - I'm just telling it how it is, bro. 1995 01:30:01,853 --> 01:30:04,360 - [Ty] How about since we got here how you been talking man, 1996 01:30:04,360 --> 01:30:06,333 I'm gonna some nookie, I'm gonna get some girls. 1997 01:30:06,333 --> 01:30:07,410 - Fuck this. 1998 01:30:07,410 --> 01:30:10,350 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you started this, okay? 1999 01:30:10,350 --> 01:30:11,930 You're the one that brought this shit the fuck up. 2000 01:30:11,930 --> 01:30:14,570 So you know what, let me lay it on you real quick, Chan. 2001 01:30:14,570 --> 01:30:15,870 Real fucking fast. 2002 01:30:15,870 --> 01:30:17,130 I love you, Chan, I really do. 2003 01:30:17,130 --> 01:30:19,280 But you gotta get your fucking head out your ass. 2004 01:30:19,280 --> 01:30:21,160 - You know something, Ty, I hate to burst your bubble 2005 01:30:21,160 --> 01:30:22,930 you're not the first person that told me that shit. 2006 01:30:22,930 --> 01:30:25,359 - Okay, well where's the fucking trust, bro? 2007 01:30:25,359 --> 01:30:28,430 From when you made a pact with your boys, man. 2008 01:30:28,430 --> 01:30:29,630 Why don't you just man the fuck up 2009 01:30:29,630 --> 01:30:31,740 and tell us all that you moved and bitched out 2010 01:30:31,740 --> 01:30:32,900 because of fucking Lauren. 2011 01:30:32,900 --> 01:30:36,143 - You know what, just fucking leave her out of this, okay? 2012 01:30:37,720 --> 01:30:38,820 - Then why'd you move? 2013 01:30:40,470 --> 01:30:41,303 Why'd you move? 2014 01:30:42,990 --> 01:30:43,823 - [Chandler] Because I had to get 2015 01:30:43,823 --> 01:30:45,080 the fuck out of this town, all right. 2016 01:30:45,080 --> 01:30:47,380 - Get the fuck out of town, why? 2017 01:30:47,380 --> 01:30:48,490 Why the fuck should you get out of town 2018 01:30:48,490 --> 01:30:49,720 where all your fucking friends are? 2019 01:30:49,720 --> 01:30:51,640 - No, because I'm drowning here, Ty, all right? 2020 01:30:51,640 --> 01:30:54,000 I can't keep doing this same shit every night. 2021 01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:56,260 - You don't have to fucking do the same shit every night. 2022 01:30:56,260 --> 01:30:58,050 All right, we had a fucking plan! 2023 01:30:58,050 --> 01:30:59,833 - [Chandler] Ty, that wasn't realistic and you know that. 2024 01:30:59,833 --> 01:31:01,370 - How was that not realistic? 2025 01:31:01,370 --> 01:31:02,910 Why was it not realistic? 2026 01:31:02,910 --> 01:31:05,320 Me, you, Jules, we had that plan 2027 01:31:05,320 --> 01:31:07,100 to open that spot at State Street. 2028 01:31:07,100 --> 01:31:09,520 - The plan was unrealistic and you know that, Ty. 2029 01:31:09,520 --> 01:31:10,610 - [Ty] Why? 2030 01:31:10,610 --> 01:31:12,710 - Because you can't keep doing the same routine. 2031 01:31:12,710 --> 01:31:14,628 You gotta find a plan and stick with it. 2032 01:31:14,628 --> 01:31:17,410 - Well, I'm sorry my fucking routine 2033 01:31:17,410 --> 01:31:19,500 doesn't fit into your plan, motherfucker. 2034 01:31:19,500 --> 01:31:21,480 But listen, I enjoy going out, 2035 01:31:21,480 --> 01:31:23,810 like having nights like this with my fucking boys, 2036 01:31:23,810 --> 01:31:24,643 you know what I'm saying? 2037 01:31:24,643 --> 01:31:26,210 In a city that accepts me for who I am. 2038 01:31:26,210 --> 01:31:28,183 I'm sorry you don't fucking get that. 2039 01:31:30,059 --> 01:31:31,210 - I'm not saying- 2040 01:31:31,210 --> 01:31:32,217 - Nah, nah, nah, I gotta sit here 2041 01:31:32,217 --> 01:31:34,230 and really pretend like my best friend 2042 01:31:34,230 --> 01:31:35,490 didn't just say to my face, 2043 01:31:35,490 --> 01:31:36,500 that all this shit we've been through, 2044 01:31:36,500 --> 01:31:38,290 all the shit that we planned the fuck out 2045 01:31:38,290 --> 01:31:40,410 doesn't fit into your little routine. 2046 01:31:40,410 --> 01:31:41,560 I'm sorry your fucking ass 2047 01:31:41,560 --> 01:31:42,393 had to fucking move off to Charleston 2048 01:31:42,393 --> 01:31:45,544 'cause you got fucking butt hurt about some fucking girl. 2049 01:31:45,544 --> 01:31:47,973 Hope you're finding your fucking path up there. 2050 01:31:50,620 --> 01:31:51,870 I'm still fucking hungry! 2051 01:31:52,746 --> 01:31:53,579 (car door opens) 2052 01:31:55,558 --> 01:31:56,391 (car door closes) 2053 01:31:59,760 --> 01:32:03,650 - I mean I'm kinda hungry too man, just saying. 2054 01:32:08,288 --> 01:32:09,513 (car door opens) 2055 01:32:12,076 --> 01:32:12,909 (car door closes) 2056 01:32:21,762 --> 01:32:22,595 (car door opens) 2057 01:32:25,460 --> 01:32:27,780 - [Ty] Do you feel like shit, Jules? 2058 01:32:27,780 --> 01:32:29,677 - No, I got my orange juice. 2059 01:32:29,677 --> 01:32:30,663 - [Ty] Happy now? 2060 01:32:31,690 --> 01:32:32,620 That's good. 2061 01:32:32,620 --> 01:32:34,438 Chan still looks angry. 2062 01:32:34,438 --> 01:32:35,573 - Waiting on this waffle. 2063 01:32:35,573 --> 01:32:37,279 Yeah, we're gonna get you a peanut butter waffle, 2064 01:32:37,279 --> 01:32:38,761 don't you worry. 2065 01:32:38,761 --> 01:32:42,207 - I think someone's having a bad day. 2066 01:32:42,207 --> 01:32:44,648 - [Ty] All it takes is one bad day. 2067 01:32:45,947 --> 01:32:47,696 - You know what they say about Batman, 2068 01:32:47,696 --> 01:32:49,833 Bummer summer, bro. 2069 01:32:50,900 --> 01:32:52,773 - Bummer summer, bro. 2070 01:32:55,050 --> 01:32:56,920 How's that peanut butter waffle, was it good? 2071 01:32:56,920 --> 01:32:57,793 You happy now? 2072 01:32:59,420 --> 01:33:00,720 - Is anybody really happy? 2073 01:33:03,152 --> 01:33:04,652 - Haley. - Shut up. 2074 01:33:08,070 --> 01:33:10,363 - I swear to God, I was talking to a dude. 2075 01:33:10,363 --> 01:33:11,640 - [Ty] You were talking to the bartender. 2076 01:33:11,640 --> 01:33:13,430 - No, the old guy with the beard. 2077 01:33:13,430 --> 01:33:15,108 - What old guy, dude? 2078 01:33:15,108 --> 01:33:16,790 - His name was Miller and he was talking 2079 01:33:16,790 --> 01:33:19,810 about how his granddad got screwed 2080 01:33:19,810 --> 01:33:21,370 out of owning land in Wyoming 2081 01:33:21,370 --> 01:33:23,840 and that he had run a circus for Barnum and Bailey. 2082 01:33:23,840 --> 01:33:25,192 - Where you drinking a Miller? 2083 01:33:25,192 --> 01:33:29,597 - No, I was drinking, I was drinking whiskey and Coke. 2084 01:33:29,597 --> 01:33:30,741 You know, honestly, 2085 01:33:30,741 --> 01:33:34,650 Preston and I had this conversation and he apparently 2086 01:33:34,650 --> 01:33:36,270 doesn't always tell me what's in it. 2087 01:33:36,270 --> 01:33:37,660 - God forbid you should not be able 2088 01:33:37,660 --> 01:33:39,530 to trust your coke dealer. 2089 01:33:39,530 --> 01:33:40,740 - You know who would be really awesome 2090 01:33:40,740 --> 01:33:42,550 to never run into again? 2091 01:33:42,550 --> 01:33:43,860 Adam. 2092 01:33:43,860 --> 01:33:47,160 I understand you're mad but Adam's kind of ripped, dude. 2093 01:33:47,160 --> 01:33:50,229 - Bro, y'all didn't see what happened inside that bar, dude. 2094 01:33:50,229 --> 01:33:53,132 Y'all didn't see, I was swinging on this man. 2095 01:33:53,132 --> 01:33:54,773 - Saw you get your ass thrown out. 2096 01:33:54,773 --> 01:33:56,470 - Yeah by the bar, the doorman, okay. 2097 01:33:56,470 --> 01:34:00,080 I was swinging on Adam and he was cowering, cowering. 2098 01:34:00,080 --> 01:34:01,140 - Cowering? 2099 01:34:01,140 --> 01:34:03,400 - Hands over his head, fetal position. 2100 01:34:03,400 --> 01:34:06,240 - I went in there after you got kicked out 2101 01:34:06,240 --> 01:34:07,073 and talked to him- 2102 01:34:07,073 --> 01:34:08,140 - And he looked shook, didn't he? 2103 01:34:08,140 --> 01:34:08,973 He was shook. 2104 01:34:08,973 --> 01:34:10,500 - No, they were kind of chuckling. 2105 01:34:12,450 --> 01:34:14,197 It's all good, man, I'm just fucking with you, bro. 2106 01:34:14,197 --> 01:34:15,520 No, he looked upset. 2107 01:34:15,520 --> 01:34:18,044 - Yeah, he was visually perturbed, I'm sure. 2108 01:34:18,044 --> 01:34:19,285 (car passing) 2109 01:34:30,700 --> 01:34:32,300 - It's gonna be a beautiful day. 2110 01:34:33,520 --> 01:34:35,200 - You need me to drop you by your car? 2111 01:34:35,200 --> 01:34:37,123 - Nah, I got 'em, I got 'em. 2112 01:34:39,640 --> 01:34:42,480 Thanks, man, I was gonna pass out in my car. 2113 01:34:42,480 --> 01:34:44,160 - Well, you can pass out in the back seat, 2114 01:34:44,160 --> 01:34:46,050 'cause, uh, shotty! 2115 01:34:46,050 --> 01:34:48,743 - Ooh, sucks to suck. - Fucking assholes. 2116 01:34:50,887 --> 01:34:54,220 ("Hey Beautiful" by E.Z. Shakes) 2117 01:35:00,001 --> 01:35:02,061 ♪ I took it all for granted ♪ 2118 01:35:02,061 --> 01:35:07,061 ♪ And I lived it to the bone ♪ 2119 01:35:09,830 --> 01:35:14,830 ♪ My heart came hard as stone ♪ 2120 01:35:15,180 --> 01:35:17,894 ♪ If all that's left is actin' out ♪ 2121 01:35:17,894 --> 01:35:22,794 ♪ Running till we fall ♪ 2122 01:35:22,794 --> 01:35:25,428 ♪ I'd rather not go on ♪ 2123 01:35:25,428 --> 01:35:30,428 ♪ Last call for alcohol ♪ 2124 01:35:31,683 --> 01:35:36,683 ♪ Hey beautiful, will you smile on me ♪ 2125 01:35:38,625 --> 01:35:42,043 ♪ One more time I see ♪ 2126 01:35:42,043 --> 01:35:47,043 ♪ I could be anywhere but here ♪ 2127 01:35:48,653 --> 01:35:51,820 ♪ I choose to be here ♪ 2128 01:36:02,332 --> 01:36:07,332 ♪ Here ♪ 2129 01:36:12,315 --> 01:36:14,315 ♪ Here ♪ 2130 01:36:43,344 --> 01:36:44,177 (car door closes) 2131 01:36:56,174 --> 01:36:57,007 - [Ty] I figured you would've left 2132 01:36:57,007 --> 01:36:58,030 without saying later, bro. 2133 01:37:00,682 --> 01:37:02,783 - You know you look like a pissed off mom right now. 2134 01:37:04,105 --> 01:37:06,293 - I'm not upset, I'm just disappointed. 2135 01:37:10,470 --> 01:37:11,303 - My bad. 2136 01:37:13,900 --> 01:37:14,733 - Forget about it. 2137 01:37:14,733 --> 01:37:17,003 - No, I mean, sorry about the fight. 2138 01:37:18,000 --> 01:37:20,613 I was out of line and I shouldn't have lashed out like that. 2139 01:37:25,490 --> 01:37:28,843 So what do you say, Ma, am I welcome back inside? 2140 01:37:30,370 --> 01:37:32,373 - Shut the fuck up. 2141 01:37:38,458 --> 01:37:41,010 - Christ. - Jules still alive? 2142 01:37:41,010 --> 01:37:43,029 - He's probably in here somewhere fucking off. 2143 01:37:43,029 --> 01:37:44,873 - It's better he does it at home than somewhere else. 2144 01:37:46,537 --> 01:37:50,736 Hey bitch, sweet baby Jules. - Sup, y'all? 2145 01:37:50,736 --> 01:37:52,560 - Gonna grab a beer, want one? 2146 01:37:52,560 --> 01:37:54,180 - I'm good. - Jules? 2147 01:37:54,180 --> 01:37:55,108 - Fuck yes. 2148 01:37:55,108 --> 01:37:55,941 (Ty chuckles) 2149 01:37:57,741 --> 01:37:59,300 - [Jules] How'd it go? 2150 01:37:59,300 --> 01:38:01,243 - Oh as well as could be expected. 2151 01:38:03,240 --> 01:38:05,133 How about you, how's things going with, 2152 01:38:06,990 --> 01:38:08,717 well, what are you gonna do? 2153 01:38:08,717 --> 01:38:10,030 - I'm gonna stop sweeping up peanuts 2154 01:38:10,030 --> 01:38:12,430 at my own fucking shows, that's what I'm gonna do. 2155 01:38:12,430 --> 01:38:13,480 - What? 2156 01:38:13,480 --> 01:38:15,530 - Jules, stop talking about fucking nuts. 2157 01:38:16,710 --> 01:38:19,720 - So where are we going? - I'm going home. 2158 01:38:19,720 --> 01:38:21,760 - Oh, come on, Chan, you can't just call out one more day? 2159 01:38:21,760 --> 01:38:23,380 - Nope. 2160 01:38:23,380 --> 01:38:24,688 - All right, well, what if I told you my sister 2161 01:38:24,688 --> 01:38:25,980 was actually going to Charleston next year? 2162 01:38:25,980 --> 01:38:26,813 - No. 2163 01:38:28,020 --> 01:38:29,950 - Dude, all I'm saying is if you're still down there 2164 01:38:29,950 --> 01:38:32,600 and you're being, you know, a punk bitch, 2165 01:38:32,600 --> 01:38:34,890 you know, maybe we could roll through. 2166 01:38:34,890 --> 01:38:36,070 - Take care, guys. 2167 01:38:36,070 --> 01:38:38,177 Stay golden, pony boy. - Drive safe, man. 2168 01:38:38,177 --> 01:38:39,677 (bottle opening) 2169 01:38:39,677 --> 01:38:41,143 - I'm trying to go visit the motherfucker 2170 01:38:41,143 --> 01:38:43,212 and he acts like he's too good for us. 2171 01:38:43,212 --> 01:38:44,297 - Ain't that a bitch? 2172 01:38:44,297 --> 01:38:45,130 (bottles clank) 2173 01:38:46,410 --> 01:38:47,243 Fuck! 2174 01:38:54,716 --> 01:38:55,549 (car horn) 2175 01:39:00,683 --> 01:39:03,024 (cars passing) 2176 01:39:07,557 --> 01:39:08,390 (car door closes) 2177 01:39:10,599 --> 01:39:11,815 (Chandler sighing) 2178 01:39:20,553 --> 01:39:23,794 ("We Made the Party" by Familur Max) 2179 01:39:23,794 --> 01:39:28,223 ♪ Tonight ♪ 2180 01:39:28,223 --> 01:39:31,833 ♪ Weekends, my weekends, ♪ go so hard, no weekends ♪ 2181 01:39:31,833 --> 01:39:34,353 ♪ We speeding, no crash course ♪ 2182 01:39:34,353 --> 01:39:36,175 ♪ It goes down like deep ends ♪ 2183 01:39:36,175 --> 01:39:39,968 ♪ Man look, you know it, nothing ♪ change when we do it ♪ 2184 01:39:39,968 --> 01:39:42,936 ♪ Couple old faces and we blow it ♪ 2185 01:39:42,936 --> 01:39:44,501 ♪ Man you know it, you know it ♪ 2186 01:39:44,501 --> 01:39:46,774 ♪ Right though, tell ♪ your city that we here ♪ 2187 01:39:46,774 --> 01:39:47,920 ♪ You could tell that the song ♪ 2188 01:39:47,920 --> 01:39:48,887 ♪ You haters in the rear ♪ 2189 01:39:48,887 --> 01:39:50,974 ♪ Couple bottles see sparks in the air ♪ 2190 01:39:50,974 --> 01:39:53,184 ♪ Bout to kill the scene ♪ with the headlight ♪ 2191 01:39:53,184 --> 01:39:55,424 ♪ Tell 'em all on the spot ♪ 2192 01:39:55,424 --> 01:39:56,279 ♪ Walk 'em through the door ♪ 2193 01:39:56,279 --> 01:39:59,430 ♪ Out the line we did that ♪ 2194 01:39:59,430 --> 01:40:01,446 ♪ Repping for the you know, ♪ city brand on the back ♪ 2195 01:40:01,446 --> 01:40:03,742 ♪ Shine light, nothing you could tell us ♪ 2196 01:40:03,742 --> 01:40:05,605 ♪ Got a whole bunch of women ♪ making out with my fellas ♪ 2197 01:40:05,605 --> 01:40:07,773 ♪ Hot dog, ketchup with the relish ♪ 2198 01:40:07,773 --> 01:40:11,261 ♪ Keep a eye on the green, ♪ green, like I'm jealous ♪ 2199 01:40:11,261 --> 01:40:13,288 ♪ We made the party ♪ 2200 01:40:13,288 --> 01:40:15,244 ♪ We made the party ♪ 2201 01:40:15,244 --> 01:40:17,294 ♪ And it's just getting started ♪ 2202 01:40:17,294 --> 01:40:19,909 ♪ And it's just getting started like ♪ 2203 01:40:19,909 --> 01:40:24,004 ♪ We made the party ♪ 2204 01:40:24,004 --> 01:40:26,132 ♪ Getting this money we blow it ♪ 2205 01:40:26,132 --> 01:40:28,299 ♪ As soon as they're playing my song ♪ 2206 01:40:28,299 --> 01:40:30,108 ♪ We made the party ♪ 2207 01:40:30,108 --> 01:40:32,124 ♪ We made the party ♪ 2208 01:40:32,124 --> 01:40:33,983 ♪ We made the party ♪ 2209 01:40:33,983 --> 01:40:36,111 ♪ We made the party ♪ 2210 01:40:36,111 --> 01:40:38,254 ♪ We made the party ♪ 2211 01:40:38,254 --> 01:40:40,412 ♪ We made the party ♪ 2212 01:40:40,412 --> 01:40:42,484 ♪ We made the party ♪ 2213 01:40:42,484 --> 01:40:44,668 ♪ Who made the party ♪ 2214 01:40:44,668 --> 01:40:49,668 ♪ Who made the party ♪ 2215 01:40:52,374 --> 01:40:54,785 ♪ We been reppin' all night ♪ 2216 01:40:54,785 --> 01:40:56,857 ♪ Let 'em know its alright ♪ 2217 01:40:56,857 --> 01:40:58,944 ♪ Ain't a question, got it locked ♪ 2218 01:40:58,944 --> 01:41:01,046 ♪ Keep them cameras flashing bright ♪ 2219 01:41:01,046 --> 01:41:06,046 ♪ We made the party ♪ 2220 01:41:06,168 --> 01:41:08,057 ♪ You know it, you know it ♪ 2221 01:41:08,057 --> 01:41:10,717 ♪ As soon as I meet up with y'all ♪ 2222 01:41:10,717 --> 01:41:13,015 ♪ DJ be playing the song ♪ 2223 01:41:13,015 --> 01:41:14,930 ♪ And this ain't for nothing you know ♪ 2224 01:41:14,930 --> 01:41:17,144 ♪ Been getting it in for so long ♪ 2225 01:41:17,144 --> 01:41:19,242 ♪ Man, they know what's up ♪ 2226 01:41:19,242 --> 01:41:21,441 ♪ Don't act like you don't see us round ♪ 2227 01:41:21,441 --> 01:41:23,498 ♪ My whole crew goes so hard ♪ 2228 01:41:23,498 --> 01:41:25,865 ♪ So the whole world gotta see us now ♪ 2229 01:41:25,865 --> 01:41:29,826 ♪ We gone, gone baby, we gone ♪ 2230 01:41:29,826 --> 01:41:31,760 ♪ Let 'em know this song ♪ 2231 01:41:31,760 --> 01:41:35,639 ♪ Let 'em know we home ♪ 2232 01:41:35,639 --> 01:41:39,686 ♪ We made the party ♪ 2233 01:41:39,686 --> 01:41:43,942 ♪ We made the party ♪ 2234 01:41:43,942 --> 01:41:46,220 ♪ We made the party ♪ 2235 01:41:46,220 --> 01:41:47,924 ♪ We made the party ♪ 2236 01:41:47,924 --> 01:41:49,857 ♪ We made the party ♪ 2237 01:41:49,857 --> 01:41:52,153 ♪ We made the party ♪ 2238 01:41:52,153 --> 01:41:54,281 ♪ We made the party ♪ 2239 01:41:54,281 --> 01:41:56,256 ♪ We made the party ♪ 2240 01:41:56,256 --> 01:41:58,310 ♪ Who made the party ♪ 2241 01:41:58,310 --> 01:42:02,893 ♪ We made the party ♪ 2242 01:42:02,893 --> 01:42:07,893 ♪ You know it ♪ 2243 01:42:08,505 --> 01:42:12,717 ♪ We been on it all night ♪ 2244 01:42:12,717 --> 01:42:15,139 ♪ We been at it all night ♪ 2245 01:42:15,139 --> 01:42:17,347 ♪ Me and my team ♪ 2246 01:42:17,347 --> 01:42:19,186 ♪ We been on it all night ♪ 2247 01:42:19,186 --> 01:42:21,467 ♪ Me and my team ♪ 2248 01:42:21,467 --> 01:42:23,188 ♪ Me and my team ♪ 2249 01:42:23,188 --> 01:42:25,344 ♪ Me and my team ♪ 2250 01:42:25,344 --> 01:42:29,793 ♪ We been on it all night ♪ 2251 01:42:29,793 --> 01:42:32,042 ♪ Me and my team ♪ 2252 01:42:32,042 --> 01:42:37,042 ♪ Me and my team ♪ 2253 01:42:38,616 --> 01:42:42,435 ♪ We been on it all night ♪ 2254 01:42:42,435 --> 01:42:44,101 ♪ Get it lit, woo ♪ 2255 01:42:44,101 --> 01:42:46,999 ♪ This world it is ours ♪ 2256 01:42:46,999 --> 01:42:48,890 ♪ And I'm chillin' on ♪ top like boy you a star ♪ 2257 01:42:48,890 --> 01:42:50,443 ♪ Like boy you a star ♪ 2258 01:42:50,443 --> 01:42:52,459 ♪ Out of this world homie I'm on Mars♪ 2259 01:42:52,459 --> 01:42:54,181 ♪ Hit 'em with the flow ♪ got him caught off guard ♪ 2260 01:42:54,181 --> 01:42:56,195 ♪ Tell 'em I'm a pro homie I got bars ♪ 2261 01:42:56,195 --> 01:42:58,045 ♪ But y'all want a Mardi Gras ♪ 2262 01:42:58,045 --> 01:42:59,881 ♪ I party, party, party hard ♪ 2263 01:42:59,881 --> 01:43:01,853 ♪ Party, party hard ♪ 2264 01:43:01,853 --> 01:43:03,842 ♪ I party hard, party hard ♪ 2265 01:43:03,842 --> 01:43:06,964 ♪ Party, party hard, I ♪ party, party, party hard ♪ 2266 01:43:06,964 --> 01:43:09,635 ♪ Party, party hard ♪ 2267 01:43:09,635 --> 01:43:11,394 ♪ Head honcho homie I'm at large ♪ 2268 01:43:11,394 --> 01:43:15,561 ♪ And I party, party, party hard ♪ 2269 01:43:21,782 --> 01:43:25,698 ♪ ♪ 2270 01:43:31,304 --> 01:43:32,137 (camera clicks) 2271 01:43:33,013 --> 01:43:35,820 - It's not party a little bit. 2272 01:43:35,820 --> 01:43:39,950 It's not party safely and it's not party intermediate, 2273 01:43:39,950 --> 01:43:43,944 it's party rock motherfucking hard. 2274 01:43:43,944 --> 01:43:45,319 - [Ty] You're drunk. 2275 01:43:45,319 --> 01:43:48,363 - [Jules] Not yet, I'm just partying motherfucking hard. 157696