All language subtitles for Mr.D.S02E12_English

[School bell sounds]

-[Gerry]: Open your books
please.

-[Gerry]: Alright, we're going
to talk about the Atomic Bomb.

-Hey Sir?
-[Gerry]: What Jimmy?

-I heard the heat from the
Atomic blast can cause burns
from five miles away.

-[Gerry]: Yes, that is true.
-I also heard it killed over
one million raccoons.

[Class laughs]

[Class laughs]

-That's funny.
[Class laughs]

Oh, that's funny to you Harry?
Your name's Harry.

I've never said a word that your
name is Harry.

I come in once, with sunburn.

Hairy Harry is his name, comes
in every day like hairy.

♪ Music
-Hairy!

♪ I'm awesome, no you're not
dude don't lie ♪

♪ I'm awesome, I'm driving
around in my mom's ride ♪

♪ I'm awesome, a quarter of
my life gone by ♪

♪ I'm awesome

-Alright, thank you.
-Are you home tonight?

-No, big practice. Big game
this week.

-Yeah, I heard, it's in all
the papers.

-It's big for me Bill. Do you
know what happens if I win?

Bobbi's going to let me coach
senior boys...

-You were right. I do not care.

-Oh my god!
-What are you doing?

-It's Kate, remember I told
you about Kate?

-Yeah. Can you get up please?
-Is she gone?

-Yeah, she's gone.

-Oh, I don't feel like seeing
her right now.

She's doing some job interview
process here.

-Kate! From college, you
proposed to her.

Kiss Cam, 20,000 people watched
you get rejected.

-Yeah, okay.
-That's hilarious. I remember
you telling me.

-Oh, you still like her.
-No, I don't still like...

-Yeah you do.
-Alright, this is pointless.

-Say hi to your girlfriend
for me.

-Hello Bill.
-Oh, hey.

Gerry was telling me there's a
staff party at Barrels tomorrow.

You going?
-Ah, no.

I have a lot of work to catch
up on.

-You work too much.
-Yeah but I bet you'll be there?

-No, I have a date.
-Maybe I will go then.

-I'm growing on ya!
-Yeah, like a fungus.

-Have a good day, okay?
-Bye mommy.

-Bye bye.
-Here she is, Jean, Jean,
the Scottish machine.

-Hello Gerry.
-Hey, you coming to Kira's game
tomorrow?

-I wouldn't miss it. It is just
a thrill to watch Kira on the
bench, every time.

-Alright, that's sarcasm. But
she doesn't bounce the ball.

She just walks with it,
so I can't play her.

-I get it, I'll see you
at the game.

-Hey, we have a staff social
tomorrow, why don't you come
with me?

-That sounds like a date. And
our last date if you remember...

-[Norman]: Hey Gerry. What's
going on?

-[Gerry]: What are you doing
Norman? Get out of here.

I'm talking to somebody.
Sorry about that.
-It's alright.

-Come with me.
-Yeah, you should come.

-I'm going to go. Okay.
-[Norman]: It will be fun.

-Can you not see I'm in the
middle of something?
-Thanks for introducing me.

-I'm not going to...
-So rude Gerry.

That's rude!

-Overall, pretty great
performance review.

-Well, tip of the hat to
you Sir.

Let me just say what a pleasure
it is to serve under you.

As your right hand man and the
drain in the bathtub of...

-Alright, enough Robert.
-Thank you, thanks.

-There is one small thing. You
do have one staff complaint.

-What the? Who? What?

-They say you tend to blow
things out of proportion.

-Judas.
-It's not that big of a deal.

It's just one little thing to
work on, in an otherwise
exemplary review.

-If you say so Sir.
-So you'll take care of the rest
of the staff reviews?

-Oh, I'll take care of the other
staff, don't you worry.

♪ Music

-Mr. Duncan, may I have a word?
-Okay I know what this is about.

It's about Kate.
-This isn't about Kate.

I have some sad news.
Coach Summers at St. Pat's,
has passed away.

-Yes. No!

-So obviously your game tomorrow
night is going to have to be
cancelled

-Alright. So we win by forfeit.

-In the grand scheme of
things I guess.

-Ahhh Coach Sutters!
-Summers.

-What's the name?
-Summers.

-Coach Summers!
-Look, you're going to have
to talk to your team.

-Okay.
-I would suggest sensitivity.

-Maybe we could get some grief
counsellors.

If I tell them the game's
cancelled they get all sad and
stuff.

-I'm not talking about the game.
I'm talking about Coach Summers.

This could be traumatic for
them.

-I'll tell them it was suicide,
because then they'll think he
wanted to die.

-He had a heart attack.
-How many trips to the buffet
did Mr. Summers make?

And he smoked. Suicide.

-Trudy, review time.
-Yup.

-Was it you who said it?
-Said what?

-The complaint.
-What are you talking about
Robert?

-Come on! Callaghan told me.
-Told you what?

-That somebody said that I
overreact to the little things.

Was it you?
-No, Robert. It was not me.

-Really?
-Really.

If I was going to complain about
you, I'd start with how you
can't file anything properly.

And you don't understand
personal space.

-You didn't say anything to
Callaghan about me overreacting
to the little things?

-God help us all if you're
having one of your lonely days.

-Thank you for not saying I blow
things out of proportion.
-Yup.

-Bobbi!
-Yeah?

-That's sad news about Summers
from St. Pat's.

-Why are you smiling then?
-Well, it's kind of good news
for me though, right?

Because now I get to coach
senior boys volleyball.

-What are you talking about
Gerry?

-You said if I had two wins this
year, I could coach senior boys
volleyball next year.

-You still only have one win.
-Two, they just forfeited.

-No, it doesn't work like that.
You don't record a game you
never played.

-So what?
-Forfeited, what does that mean?

-It's a win.
-No, it's a forfeit.

It means you didn't play.

-What if I got the game back on?
-Okay, their coach just died.

The whole school is in mourning.
There's not going to be a game.

-You think I killed their coach?
-No!

-Then why are you talking to me
like I killed him?

-I know you didn't kill him.
Jeez.

-Well, hypothetically then.

If we played the game and we
won, would I coach senior boys
volleyball next year?

-Sure, sure. Hypothetically, you
need this? Hypothetically, sure.

-Sounds good.
-Unbelievable.

♪ Music

-Principal Davis? Mr. Duncan
from Xavier Academy is here
to see you.

-Thank you.
-Yeah, thanks.

Wow, it's like the oval office,
Mr. Obama.

-So, what can I do for you
today?

-First of all, condolences on
the passing of Coach Summers.
That's sad.

-Oh thank you. Sudden heart
attack. Overweight, smoker.

What are you going to do?
-Hopefully, you don't smoke.

Um, I just think we should
play the game Sir.

I came here because I just
think it's the right thing to do
for the girls.

-I don't know.
-Your girls, my girls.

-I wouldn't put the girls
through it, they're just too
down.

If they lost, they'd be crushed.

I mean, they haven't won a game
all year, this is not the time
to play.

-It would be what the coach
wanted. I'll start my subs.

-Are you telling me you're
willing to throw this game?

-I never said that.
Is there dust in my eye.

-Are you telling me that the
fix is in?

-I never said that.

-I, uh, I think I see what
you're getting at.
-[Gerry]: Yeah?

-Well, you know a victory would
be good for this team and the
school moral.

-Win one for...him,
Coach Summers.

-You know what? Game's back on!
Thank you.

You are one selfless man.
-Thank you.

-I appreciate this.
-We'll try a little bit, so it's
not staged.

-Oh yeah, you don't want to make
it look like it's fixed.

-No, perfect. Thank you.
-No. Alright, see you at tipoff.

♪ Music

♪ Music
-Before we start practice,
a little bit of great news.

I got our last game back on!
-[Girls]: Yes!

-[Kira]: Maybe I'll get to play.

-Better than get to play Kira,
you're going to start the game.

-Yes!
-[Gabby]: I wouldn't want to
play if you died Sir.

-I'm not going to die, Strap.
-Everybody dies Gerry.

-I'm not going to die anytime
soon, Mr. Hunt.

-Sooner than any of us though.

-Not if a meteor hits us on
the way to the game.

Kills all of us at once.
Instantaneously.

You ever think of that?
-I do. Everyday.

-Alright, are we done this?
Come on! Big game!

Let's go, 20 laps.

-Why would St. Pat's agree to
play?

-Let's just say in so many
words, I told them we'd lose.

-How many words?
-I said we'd start our subs.

-And will we?
-Yeah, but then I'm going to
pull them right away.

I'm not going to leave them in
there.
-Gerry, that's not right.

Do you like 7AM practices
outside?

So if I win I get senior boys
volleyball next year.

I'm going to need an assistant
coach and you can apply.

So there, let's win.
-I can't support this.

-Support what? Simon, where
are you going?

Okay, well don't come crawling
back to me when we win.

What are you doing?
-I did a lap.

-No, 20 laps.
-I can only do one.

What do you want from me?
-[Quietly]: Oh boy.

-You seem a little nervous.
-[Laughs nervously]

Um well, A: you're creeping
me out and B: A.

-Ms. Mason, what would you say
your worst quality is?

-Well, I was told recently
that I work too much.

-Funny, because I would have
said your worst quality is
betrayal.

-Betrayal?
-Mmmhmm.

-Why...why would you say that?

-Here's your review.
Why don't you read it aloud?

-Since I always counted Ms.
Mason amongst my closest
friends and legal beneficiaries.

-Yeah.

-I was hurt to learn she told
Principal Callaghan that Robert
Cheeley blows.

-There's a page break.
There's more.

-Things out of proportion.

Robert, I never said any
of these about you.

I don't think that you blow
things out of proportion.

-You know me so well.

But it does beg the question:

If it wasn't you who said those
things then who was it?

-Mr. Leung.
It's always Leung.

-Thank you Ms. Mason.
♪ Music

-Alright, how are we feeling?
It's a big game.

-Nervous. We've never played
in front of this many people
before Sir.

What if we lose?

-I'm getting pizza tonight
after the game.

-That's great Kira.
We're not going to lose.

Did you see them in warm up?
They're not a strong team.

They don't look ready to play.
They're not into this game.

-Is it because their coach died?
-Okay, look.

Whether they're coach is dead or
alive right now doesn't matter.

Don't start feeling sorry
for them.

I'm so confident we're going to
win this game, I'm going to
start Kira and Lucy.

-[Kira and Lucy]: Yes!
-Not for long, just going
to start.

Gonna go in, probably
pull ya out.

Alright? Okay, have a seat.
We'll get started here.

Hey.
-[Principal Davis]: Mr. Duncan.

-[Gerry]: Hi.

-Um, I just thought we'd have a
short memorial for Coach Summers
before tipoff.

-That's a great idea.

-[Principal Davis]: Girls?
Team, come on over.

-[Gerry]: He looks like a
good guy.

-Ladies and gentlemen, I want to
say a few words about Coach
Summers before the game.

The world became a darker place
the day the flame went out for
Coach Summers.

The Coach, he loved life.

And he loved this team, but most
of all, he loved winning!

Alright, so let's win this
one for the Coach!

Yeah! What do you say? Yeah!
[Crowd applause and cheers]

Yeah!
[Applause continues]

-Can I say a few words?

Hi, my name is Mr. D.

Mr. Duncan from Xavier Academy.
I'm the coach there.

It's never easy to come play a
game when you've lost such a
good, good person.

I remember my first experience
with death.

I was given a bird by my
parents, probably your age
girls.

Tiny bird, Chico, little Chico.

And, Chico died because I forgot
to feed him for a few days.

So I buried Chico in my backyard
and days went by.

I was missing him, so
I wanted to see him.

I didn't know about the whole
thing, concept of decomposition.

I dug up Chico, it wasn't Chico.

No, it was not Chico.
It was remnants of Chico.

You ever eat a quarter chicken
dinner and you're done?

You take all the meat off.
That's what it looked like.

Just what was left.

I know you'd love to see your
coach right now.

But trust me, you do not
want to go dig him up.

Because you know what
you'll find?

You'll find a quarter chicken
dinner. Or a whole chicken.

I mean he's...

Did you guys see the
movie "Buried"?

Like, that is...I'm
claustrophobic. Is he
claustrophobic?

That, to me, is worse than
dying. 'Cause you're gonna die.

I think about that. I think a
lot about being buried alive.

Because it's just, being
claustrophobic, that's something
that, it's your worst fear.

So, what I tell my family
and friends is I say:

Bury me, but put a baby monitor
in the coffin you know the part?

The base? You have the
receiver at the top.

So if I wake up and I wasn't
dead, I could talk to people.

And hopefully someone's walking
around the graveyard.

People always do.

I'd ask that we have a minute
of silence if that's okay.

Just to honour, pay our
respects.

Bow our heads please, girls.

To honour and pay our respects
to Coach Summers.

Start...wait...wait...start now.

That's five seconds so far.
55 more seconds.

50 seconds left.

You know what? Let's just do
10 seconds of silence.

Because we only have the gym
for two hours I think?

So, let's play some ball for
Coach Summers.

[Gerry claps]
♪ Music

-I trust you'll find this
review interesting.

Now, is there anything else
you'd care to share?

Feelings you've maybe expressed
about me, behind my back?

-Excuse me?
-Oh come on Wayne.

Go ahead, just tell me. Just
tell me exactly how it is you
really feel about me.

-Very well.

[Leung Hums]

[Continues humming]

[Continues humming]

[Continues humming]

[Continues humming]

[Continues humming]

-That's how you make me feel.

-That right for Malik also.
[Whispers]: Peace.

[Cheering]
-[Gerry]: Good job, good job.

Set it up, good. Watch behind
you. Watch the pick.

Good, here we go. Here it is,
right there, yup. Yup! Yup! Yup!

Yes! Get back, get back.
[Crowd cheers]

Nice!

What are you doing?
-Sir, when do I get to play?

I only got to play for
10 seconds.

-And in that 10 seconds we
were down 4-0.

What's my Kira rule?
When does Kira play?

-If we're winning by 60 points
or losing by 60 points,
Kira gets to play.

-And that's not the situation
we're in.

-Mom! Did you get the pizza for
later today?

-Kira, we're right in the middle
of a game, okay? Sit down.

Don't worry about pizza.
-[Kira]: Okay.

-No! that's it, that's it.

-What's going on here Duncan? I
thought you said you were going
to play your subs.

-I said I'd start my subs
and I did that.

It's not my fault your girls
are not into this game.

-Come on man. Full court
pressing 11 year old girls
who's coach just died?

That's embarrassing.

-18-0 run, that's embarrassing.

[Crowd cheers]

♪ Music
[Gerry sighs]

♪ Music

[Crowd cheers]

-Ref time out. Time out. Come on
in girls. Come here. Come here.

-We've really got them on
the ropes huh, sir?

-Yeah, we do.

Kira, you and Lucy are going to
go in the rest of the game, OK?

-[Kira and Lucy]: Yes!
-But Sir, we're not winning by
60 points.

-Look, when you're older you'll
understand what I did there.

But for now, you need to
understand that sometimes
you need to lose to win.

-That's bulls---!
-Sit down.

-What do I do Sir?

-Just do what you always do,
that ought to do it.

Just have fun.
Get in there.

[Ref blows the whistle]
[Crowd cheers]

-No, no, it's not practice.
No, Kira?

-Yeah?
-Actually, nothing.

[Whistle blows]
♪ Music

-Robert! How did the performance
reviews go?

-Great.
-Good.

-I mean, they went okay.

I guess when you're dealing with
a bunch of backstabbers you
never really know.

-Let me guess, you spent the
entire day trying to figure out

who it was that said you blew
things out of proportion?

-It was Gerry, wasn't it?
-It wasn't Gerry.

-Don't tell me it was sweet
little Simon?

-It was me.
-It was you?

-Yes it was.
And I was right.

You blew it way out of
proportion and you let it affect
your job.

-You are so right. That's
exactly what I did. Thank you.

Yet again, for teaching me
another valuable lesson.
-Okay.

[Final buzzer sounds]
[Crowd cheers]

-Alright girls. Look, I'm really
proud of what you just did.

-Why Sir? We lost.
-I know Lucy, but do you
know why you lost?

-Is it because you played Kira?
-No.

-What's that supposed to mean?
-Okay.

In a round about way, yes,
it's because I played Kira.
That's why we lost.

Okay, go get changed.
-[Gabby]: Good job Kira.

-[Lucy]: Yeah, good job.
-[Kira]: Shut up!

♪ Music

-I thought you had a date.

-No, I cancelled. And what about
you? You were supposed to work.

-Well, I figured, maybe for
once, I could come out and
have a little fun.

-Alright, let's do that then.
[Lisa laughs]

-[Lisa]: Alright. Oh wow.
-[Bill]: Yeah.

-[Lisa]: Whoo!
-[Gerry]: Danni.

-Gerry.
-Welcome.

-[Danni]: Thanks.
-Simon.

-[Simon]: Hello Gerry.
-Soooo?

-Yeah.
-Okay, cool.

-Well look at you. Wow!
-[Bobbi laughs]

-Look at your hair.
-Mmmhmm, I curled it.

-You look like a girl, I mean
you look like...a woman.

-What?! Gerry. Come on.
-Normally, Bobbi, you dress...

-It was very sweet what you did.
Throwing the game.

-Yeah, made the school look
good, didn't I?

-Yeah, yeah, people are talking
about how nice that was.

-When I saw the kids...Did you
see what I did?

-Yeah.
-Sad so, I did it for the
school.

-Yeah, you know what? The
more you're talking about it.

The more you kind of ruin it
for me, so...

Okay, just take that.
♪ Music

♪ Don't say goodbye, girl
[goodbye, girl] ♪

♪ Don't make me cry, girl
[cry, girl] ♪

♪ 'Cause I love you
[love you] ♪

-I don't, I don't love you, I
was just...it's the song, so...

It's good to see you.
-Hi Gerry.

-Yes, that was nice.
-Yeah, I really want to see
where this is gonna go.

-Me too.
-Yeah? Good, I'm glad.

-Hi Gerry. Hi.
-Hey Trudy, oh.

-[Trudy]: Fun.
-Kate, what are you,
what are you doing here?

-They offered me the job, so I
might be working at Xavier next
fall.

-Hi.
-[Jean]: Hi.

-Oh! Jean, Kate. Trudy, Jean.
Gerry, Trudy, Kate.

-[Gerry]: Gerry, Trudy, Kate.
-So, how do you guys know each
other?

-Ah, Trudy and I, Trudy is the
secretary.
-Ah Kate.

-Kate, Kate, let me tell you.
Kate is...

♪ Music

-[Gerry]: Making your buddy a
little breaky?

-Ah, ah what are you doing here?

-What do you mean what am
I doing here? I live here.

-That is a good point.

-Listen, I want to talk to you
about the Jean, Kate scenario
I had last night.

-Yeah, yeah, ah I wanted to also
talk to you about something.

-Oh, okay. What?
-[Lisa giggles]

-Hey Gerry.
-Ms. Mason.

That's my toothbrush.
-Ahh god.

-On a scale of...
-Ten. For sure.

-I got a kiss from Jean,
on the cheek.

That was a ten too, ten kiss.
-[Bill]: Yeah.