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[School bell sounds]

-[Gerry]: Open your books please.

-[Gerry]: Alright, we're going to talk about the Atomic Bomb.

-Hey Sir? -[Gerry]: What Jimmy?

-I heard the heat from the Atomic blast can cause burns from five miles away.

-[Gerry]: Yes, that is true. -I also heard it killed over one million raccoons.

[Class laughs]

[Class laughs]

-That's funny. [Class laughs]

Oh, that's funny to you Harry? Your name's Harry.

I've never said a word that your name is Harry.

I come in once, with sunburn.

Hairy Harry is his name, comes in every day like hairy.

♪ Music -Hairy!

♪ I'm awesome, no you're not dude don't lie ♪

♪ I'm awesome, I'm driving around in my mom's ride ♪

♪ I'm awesome, a quarter of my life gone by ♪

♪ I'm awesome

-Alright, thank you. -Are you home tonight?

-No, big practice. Big game this week.

-Yeah, I heard, it's in all the papers.

-It's big for me Bill. Do you know what happens if I win?

Bobbi's going to let me coach senior boys...

-You were right. I do not care.

-Oh my god! -What are you doing?

-It's Kate, remember I told you about Kate?

-Yeah. Can you get up please? -Is she gone?

-Yeah, she's gone.

-Oh, I don't feel like seeing her right now.

She's doing some job interview process here.

-Kate! From college, you proposed to her.

Kiss Cam, 20,000 people watched you get rejected.

-Yeah, okay. -That's hilarious. I remember you telling me.

-Oh, you still like her. -No, I don't still like...

-Yeah you do. -Alright, this is pointless.

-Say hi to your girlfriend for me.

-Hello Bill. -Oh, hey.

Gerry was telling me there's a staff party at Barrels tomorrow.

You going? -Ah, no.

I have a lot of work to catch up on.

-You work too much. -Yeah but I bet you'll be there?

-No, I have a date. -Maybe I will go then.

-I'm growing on ya! -Yeah, like a fungus.

-Have a good day, okay? -Bye mommy.

-Bye bye. -Here she is, Jean, Jean, the Scottish machine.

-Hello Gerry. -Hey, you coming to Kira's game tomorrow?

-I wouldn't miss it. It is just a thrill to watch Kira on the bench, every time.

-Alright, that's sarcasm. But she doesn't bounce the ball.

She just walks with it, so I can't play her.

-I get it, I'll see you at the game.

-Hey, we have a staff social tomorrow, why don't you come with me?

-That sounds like a date. And our last date if you remember...

-[Norman]: Hey Gerry. What's going on?

-[Gerry]: What are you doing Norman? Get out of here.

I'm talking to somebody. Sorry about that. -It's alright.

-Come with me. -Yeah, you should come.

-I'm going to go. Okay. -[Norman]: It will be fun.

-Can you not see I'm in the middle of something? -Thanks for introducing me.

-I'm not going to... -So rude Gerry.

That's rude!

-Overall, pretty great performance review.

-Well, tip of the hat to you Sir.

Let me just say what a pleasure it is to serve under you.

As your right hand man and the drain in the bathtub of...

-Alright, enough Robert. -Thank you, thanks.

-There is one small thing. You do have one staff complaint.

-What the? Who? What?

-They say you tend to blow things out of proportion.

-Judas. -It's not that big of a deal.

It's just one little thing to work on, in an otherwise exemplary review.

-If you say so Sir. -So you'll take care of the rest of the staff reviews?

-Oh, I'll take care of the other staff, don't you worry.

♪ Music

-Mr. Duncan, may I have a word? -Okay I know what this is about.

It's about Kate. -This isn't about Kate.

I have some sad news. Coach Summers at St. Pat's, has passed away.

-Yes. No!

-So obviously your game tomorrow night is going to have to be cancelled

-Alright. So we win by forfeit.

-In the grand scheme of things I guess.

-Ahhh Coach Sutters! -Summers.

-What's the name? -Summers.

-Coach Summers! -Look, you're going to have to talk to your team.

-Okay. -I would suggest sensitivity.

-Maybe we could get some grief counsellors.

If I tell them the game's cancelled they get all sad and stuff.

-I'm not talking about the game. I'm talking about Coach Summers.

This could be traumatic for them.

-I'll tell them it was suicide, because then they'll think he wanted to die.

-He had a heart attack. -How many trips to the buffet did Mr. Summers make?

And he smoked. Suicide.

-Trudy, review time. -Yup.

-Was it you who said it? -Said what?

-The complaint. -What are you talking about Robert?

-Come on! Callaghan told me. -Told you what?

-That somebody said that I overreact to the little things.

Was it you? -No, Robert. It was not me.

-Really? -Really.

If I was going to complain about you, I'd start with how you can't file anything properly.

And you don't understand personal space.

-You didn't say anything to Callaghan about me overreacting to the little things?

-God help us all if you're having one of your lonely days.

-Thank you for not saying I blow things out of proportion. -Yup.

-Bobbi! -Yeah?

-That's sad news about Summers from St. Pat's.

-Why are you smiling then? -Well, it's kind of good news for me though, right?

Because now I get to coach senior boys volleyball.

-What are you talking about Gerry?

-You said if I had two wins this year, I could coach senior boys volleyball next year.

-You still only have one win. -Two, they just forfeited.

-No, it doesn't work like that. You don't record a game you never played.

-So what? -Forfeited, what does that mean?

-It's a win. -No, it's a forfeit.

It means you didn't play.

-What if I got the game back on? -Okay, their coach just died.

The whole school is in mourning. There's not going to be a game.

-You think I killed their coach? -No!

-Then why are you talking to me like I killed him?

-I know you didn't kill him. Jeez.

-Well, hypothetically then.

If we played the game and we won, would I coach senior boys volleyball next year?

-Sure, sure. Hypothetically, you need this? Hypothetically, sure.

-Sounds good. -Unbelievable.

♪ Music

-Principal Davis? Mr. Duncan from Xavier Academy is here to see you.

-Thank you. -Yeah, thanks.

Wow, it's like the oval office, Mr. Obama.

-So, what can I do for you today?

-First of all, condolences on the passing of Coach Summers. That's sad.

-Oh thank you. Sudden heart attack. Overweight, smoker.

What are you going to do? -Hopefully, you don't smoke.

Um, I just think we should play the game Sir.

I came here because I just think it's the right thing to do for the girls.

-I don't know. -Your girls, my girls.

-I wouldn't put the girls through it, they're just too down.

If they lost, they'd be crushed.

I mean, they haven't won a game all year, this is not the time to play.

-It would be what the coach wanted. I'll start my subs.

-Are you telling me you're willing to throw this game?

-I never said that. Is there dust in my eye.

-Are you telling me that the fix is in?

-I never said that.

-I, uh, I think I see what you're getting at. -[Gerry]: Yeah?

-Well, you know a victory would be good for this team and the school moral.

-Win one for...him, Coach Summers.

-You know what? Game's back on! Thank you.

You are one selfless man. -Thank you.

-I appreciate this. -We'll try a little bit, so it's not staged.

-Oh yeah, you don't want to make it look like it's fixed.

-No, perfect. Thank you. -No. Alright, see you at tipoff.

♪ Music

♪ Music -Before we start practice, a little bit of great news.

I got our last game back on! -[Girls]: Yes!

-[Kira]: Maybe I'll get to play.

-Better than get to play Kira, you're going to start the game.

-Yes! -[Gabby]: I wouldn't want to play if you died Sir.

-I'm not going to die, Strap. -Everybody dies Gerry.

-I'm not going to die anytime soon, Mr. Hunt.

-Sooner than any of us though.

-Not if a meteor hits us on the way to the game.

Kills all of us at once. Instantaneously.

You ever think of that? -I do. Everyday.

-Alright, are we done this? Come on! Big game!

Let's go, 20 laps.

-Why would St. Pat's agree to play?

-Let's just say in so many words, I told them we'd lose.

-How many words? -I said we'd start our subs.

-And will we? -Yeah, but then I'm going to pull them right away.

I'm not going to leave them in there. -Gerry, that's not right.

Do you like 7AM practices outside?

So if I win I get senior boys volleyball next year.

I'm going to need an assistant coach and you can apply.

So there, let's win. -I can't support this.

-Support what? Simon, where are you going?

Okay, well don't come crawling back to me when we win.

What are you doing? -I did a lap.

-No, 20 laps. -I can only do one.

What do you want from me? -[Quietly]: Oh boy.

-You seem a little nervous. -[Laughs nervously]

Um well, A: you're creeping me out and B: A.

-Ms. Mason, what would you say your worst quality is?

-Well, I was told recently that I work too much.

-Funny, because I would have said your worst quality is betrayal.

-Betrayal? -Mmmhmm.

-Why...why would you say that?

-Here's your review. Why don't you read it aloud?

-Since I always counted Ms. Mason amongst my closest friends and legal beneficiaries.

-Yeah.

-I was hurt to learn she told Principal Callaghan that Robert Cheeley blows.

-There's a page break. There's more.

-Things out of proportion.

Robert, I never said any of these about you.

I don't think that you blow things out of proportion.

-You know me so well.

But it does beg the question:

If it wasn't you who said those things then who was it?

-Mr. Leung. It's always Leung.

-Thank you Ms. Mason. ♪ Music

-Alright, how are we feeling? It's a big game.

-Nervous. We've never played in front of this many people before Sir.

What if we lose?

-I'm getting pizza tonight after the game.

-That's great Kira. We're not going to lose.

Did you see them in warm up? They're not a strong team.

They don't look ready to play. They're not into this game.

-Is it because their coach died? -Okay, look.

Whether they're coach is dead or alive right now doesn't matter.

Don't start feeling sorry for them.

I'm so confident we're going to win this game, I'm going to start Kira and Lucy.

-[Kira and Lucy]: Yes! -Not for long, just going to start.

Gonna go in, probably pull ya out.

Alright? Okay, have a seat. We'll get started here.

Hey. -[Principal Davis]: Mr. Duncan.

-[Gerry]: Hi.

-Um, I just thought we'd have a short memorial for Coach Summers before tipoff.

-That's a great idea.

-[Principal Davis]: Girls? Team, come on over.

-[Gerry]: He looks like a good guy.

-Ladies and gentlemen, I want to say a few words about Coach Summers before the game.

The world became a darker place the day the flame went out for Coach Summers.

The Coach, he loved life.

And he loved this team, but most of all, he loved winning!

Alright, so let's win this one for the Coach!

Yeah! What do you say? Yeah! [Crowd applause and cheers]

Yeah! [Applause continues]

-Can I say a few words?

Hi, my name is Mr. D.

Mr. Duncan from Xavier Academy. I'm the coach there.

It's never easy to come play a game when you've lost such a good, good person.

I remember my first experience with death.

I was given a bird by my parents, probably your age girls.

Tiny bird, Chico, little Chico.

And, Chico died because I forgot to feed him for a few days.

So I buried Chico in my backyard and days went by.

I was missing him, so I wanted to see him.

I didn't know about the whole thing, concept of decomposition.

I dug up Chico, it wasn't Chico.

No, it was not Chico. It was remnants of Chico.

You ever eat a quarter chicken dinner and you're done?

You take all the meat off. That's what it looked like.

Just what was left.

I know you'd love to see your coach right now.

But trust me, you do not want to go dig him up.

Because you know what you'll find?

You'll find a quarter chicken dinner. Or a whole chicken.

I mean he's...

Did you guys see the movie "Buried"?

Like, that is...I'm claustrophobic. Is he claustrophobic?

That, to me, is worse than dying. 'Cause you're gonna die.

I think about that. I think a lot about being buried alive.

Because it's just, being claustrophobic, that's something that, it's your worst fear.

So, what I tell my family and friends is I say:

Bury me, but put a baby monitor in the coffin you know the part?

The base? You have the receiver at the top.

So if I wake up and I wasn't dead, I could talk to people.

And hopefully someone's walking around the graveyard.

People always do.

I'd ask that we have a minute of silence if that's okay.

Just to honour, pay our respects.

Bow our heads please, girls.

To honour and pay our respects to Coach Summers.

Start...wait...wait...start now.

That's five seconds so far. 55 more seconds.

50 seconds left.

You know what? Let's just do 10 seconds of silence.

Because we only have the gym for two hours I think?

So, let's play some ball for Coach Summers.

[Gerry claps] ♪ Music

-I trust you'll find this review interesting.

Now, is there anything else you'd care to share?

Feelings you've maybe expressed about me, behind my back?

-Excuse me? -Oh come on Wayne.

Go ahead, just tell me. Just tell me exactly how it is you really feel about me.

-Very well.

[Leung Hums]

[Continues humming]

[Continues humming]

[Continues humming]

[Continues humming]

[Continues humming]

-That's how you make me feel.

-That right for Malik also. [Whispers]: Peace.

[Cheering] -[Gerry]: Good job, good job.

Set it up, good. Watch behind you. Watch the pick.

Good, here we go. Here it is, right there, yup. Yup! Yup! Yup!

Yes! Get back, get back. [Crowd cheers]

Nice!

What are you doing? -Sir, when do I get to play?

I only got to play for 10 seconds.

-And in that 10 seconds we were down 4-0.

What's my Kira rule? When does Kira play?

-If we're winning by 60 points or losing by 60 points, Kira gets to play.

-And that's not the situation we're in.

-Mom! Did you get the pizza for later today?

-Kira, we're right in the middle of a game, okay? Sit down.

Don't worry about pizza. -[Kira]: Okay.

-No! that's it, that's it.

-What's going on here Duncan? I thought you said you were going to play your subs.

-I said I'd start my subs and I did that.

It's not my fault your girls are not into this game.

-Come on man. Full court pressing 11 year old girls who's coach just died?

That's embarrassing.

-18-0 run, that's embarrassing.

[Crowd cheers]

♪ Music [Gerry sighs]

♪ Music

[Crowd cheers]

-Ref time out. Time out. Come on in girls. Come here. Come here.

-We've really got them on the ropes huh, sir?

-Yeah, we do.

Kira, you and Lucy are going to go in the rest of the game, OK?

-[Kira and Lucy]: Yes! -But Sir, we're not winning by 60 points.

-Look, when you're older you'll understand what I did there.

But for now, you need to understand that sometimes you need to lose to win.

-That's bulls---! -Sit down.

-What do I do Sir?

-Just do what you always do, that ought to do it.

Just have fun. Get in there.

[Ref blows the whistle] [Crowd cheers]

-No, no, it's not practice. No, Kira?

-Yeah? -Actually, nothing.

[Whistle blows] ♪ Music

-Robert! How did the performance reviews go?

-Great. -Good.

-I mean, they went okay.

I guess when you're dealing with a bunch of backstabbers you never really know.

-Let me guess, you spent the entire day trying to figure out

who it was that said you blew things out of proportion?

-It was Gerry, wasn't it? -It wasn't Gerry.

-Don't tell me it was sweet little Simon?

-It was me. -It was you?

-Yes it was. And I was right.

You blew it way out of proportion and you let it affect your job.

-You are so right. That's exactly what I did. Thank you.

Yet again, for teaching me another valuable lesson. -Okay.

[Final buzzer sounds] [Crowd cheers]

-Alright girls. Look, I'm really proud of what you just did.

-Why Sir? We lost. -I know Lucy, but do you know why you lost?

-Is it because you played Kira? -No.

-What's that supposed to mean? -Okay.

In a round about way, yes, it's because I played Kira. That's why we lost.

Okay, go get changed. -[Gabby]: Good job Kira.

-[Lucy]: Yeah, good job. -[Kira]: Shut up!

♪ Music

-I thought you had a date.

-No, I cancelled. And what about you? You were supposed to work.

-Well, I figured, maybe for once, I could come out and have a little fun.

-Alright, let's do that then. [Lisa laughs]

-[Lisa]: Alright. Oh wow. -[Bill]: Yeah.

-[Lisa]: Whoo! -[Gerry]: Danni.

-Gerry. -Welcome.

-[Danni]: Thanks. -Simon.

-[Simon]: Hello Gerry. -Soooo?

-Yeah. -Okay, cool.

-Well look at you. Wow! -[Bobbi laughs]

-Look at your hair. -Mmmhmm, I curled it.

-You look like a girl, I mean you look like...a woman.

-What?! Gerry. Come on. -Normally, Bobbi, you dress...

-It was very sweet what you did. Throwing the game.

-Yeah, made the school look good, didn't I?

-Yeah, yeah, people are talking about how nice that was.

-When I saw the kids...Did you see what I did?

-Yeah. -Sad so, I did it for the school.

-Yeah, you know what? The more you're talking about it.

The more you kind of ruin it for me, so...

Okay, just take that. ♪ Music

♪ Don't say goodbye, girl [goodbye, girl] ♪

♪ Don't make me cry, girl [cry, girl] ♪

♪ 'Cause I love you [love you] ♪

-I don't, I don't love you, I was just...it's the song, so...

It's good to see you. -Hi Gerry.

-Yes, that was nice. -Yeah, I really want to see where this is gonna go.

-Me too. -Yeah? Good, I'm glad.

-Hi Gerry. Hi. -Hey Trudy, oh.

-[Trudy]: Fun. -Kate, what are you, what are you doing here?

-They offered me the job, so I might be working at Xavier next fall.

-Hi. -[Jean]: Hi.

-Oh! Jean, Kate. Trudy, Jean. Gerry, Trudy, Kate.

-[Gerry]: Gerry, Trudy, Kate. -So, how do you guys know each other?

-Ah, Trudy and I, Trudy is the secretary. -Ah Kate.

-Kate, Kate, let me tell you. Kate is...

♪ Music

-[Gerry]: Making your buddy a little breaky?

-Ah, ah what are you doing here?

-What do you mean what am I doing here? I live here.

-That is a good point.

-Listen, I want to talk to you about the Jean, Kate scenario I had last night.

-Yeah, yeah, ah I wanted to also talk to you about something.

-Oh, okay. What? -[Lisa giggles]

-Hey Gerry. -Ms. Mason.

That's my toothbrush. -Ahh god.

-On a scale of... -Ten. For sure.

-I got a kiss from Jean, on the cheek.

That was a ten too, ten kiss. -[Bill]: Yeah.