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-[Gerry]: Eyes on your own
papers.
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45 minutes left.
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[Gerry hums]
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Whoo! Hot today, hot, hot, hot.
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[Gerry]: Whoo!
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Oh! Here we go.
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Did not see this little fella.
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[Whir of fan]
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[Gerry hums]
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[Gerry]: Okay, that good?
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It's not hitting you, is it?
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Better?
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♪ Music
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♪ I'm awesome, no you're
not dude, don't lie ♪
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♪ I'm awesome, I'm driving
around in my mom's ride ♪
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♪ I'm awesome, a quarter of
my life gone by ♪
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♪ I'm awesome
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-Just a reminder that Culture
Day is rapidly approaching.
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And I need to know from a few
of you as to what:
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City or region or country you'll
be representing.
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-My class chose Finland.
Total garbage!
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-I don't know Norm, Finland
could be interesting.
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-Will it?
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-I'm going to choose Scotland
right now for my class.
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-You do realize, Culture Day
is for the students?
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-You do realize, that staff
meetings are for the staff?
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-Okay, Gerry.
-[Leung]: You do realize...
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-Okay, Mr. Leung.
-It's okay, I didn't have
one anyway.
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-Look, Culture Day is one of my
favourite days of the year okay?
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The kids are really excited.
They get to sample foods.
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And listen to music from all
over the world. It's exciting.
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All I'm asking is that you
submit your choice on paper,
by tomorrow.
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Because we want to avoid
duplicates.
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-Okay, I'm doing mine right now.
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Because I want to make sure I
get Scotland. So there's my...
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-I made a form, it has to be on
my form. I made a form.
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-Well this form's...
-I can't accept that.
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-Let's just put it...
-It's a special form.
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-This is a form.
-I made a special form.
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[Bell rings]
-You're dismissed, you're
dismissed.
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-What are you doing? Trudy,
can you give that to Robert?
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I want to get Scotland,
that's my background.
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-See those mailboxes over there?
Everyday I put stuff in there.
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You're supposed to go by,
take it out and read it.
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-Trudy, everyone knows that's
junk mail.
-Oh, do you think?
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-It's a lot of junk, but you
keep jamming stuff in,
stop jamming stuff in.
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-Yeah, well in that junk is a
that form you need to fill out.
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So you can have your choice of
culture.
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-My background is Scotland.
So that is my form.
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And make sure that that goes to
Robert before anyone else takes
Scotland.
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Can you give that to him?
-Nope.
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Find the form.
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-[Jean]: Mr. Duncan.
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Hi.
-Oh, look who it is.
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-Yeah, I just wanted to catch
you and say I'm really sorry.
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I know you've been trying to get
in touch and I've just been
a little bit busy.
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-Yeah, that's alright.
Tried to call, but...
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-Why is Mr. D calling? Does this
have something to do with the
basketball team?
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-No, no sweetie. Darling
you're doing really good.
She's really good. Okay?
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-[Kira]: Okay.
-[Jean]: Okay.
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-She's okay, it's nothing to
do with basketball.
-[Jean]: Yes.
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-It's just something I...
-Oh.
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-I will call you.
-[Jean]: Okay.
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Good to see you. You will
answer the call. Haha.
-[Jean]:I will, I will. Call me.
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-[Gerry]: See ya. Bye Kira.
-Bye Mr. D.
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♪ Music
-[Bobbi]: Alright?
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-Oh my god, what happened?
-It's just a little nose bleed.
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Nothing major, right buddy?
-We have to do something.
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I mean, if Wayne sees this,
he's gonna flip out.
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-Accidents happen all the
time in phys-ed class.
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And besides, Wayne is a
reasonable guy, it'll be fine.
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-Not with me he isn't.
[Bobbi indicates that Leung is
approaching]
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-Hey.
-What happened?
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-Just a little mishap at
the soccer game.
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Garry here, decided to stop the
soccer ball with his face.
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[Bobbi]: So...
-Oops.
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-You are an angel of
mercy and kindness.
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-Thank you.
-I don't know what my foolish
little son would do without you.
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-It's really nothing.
-Yeah, Bobbi's so great.
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-Oh, hey, do you know that every
time you talk, I die a little
inside?
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Did you know that?
I die inside!
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Come on. You know you're
grounded right? Yeah.
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-See, the trick is, you've got
to treat Garry really well.
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-I'm nice to Garry.
-No, you've got to be better
then nice.
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You've got to go above and
beyond the call of duty.
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-Okay, okay.
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-Probably don't talk to him
for awhile, hey? Go this way
maybe.
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-Okay.
-Yeah, what's over there?
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-Before we get started,
we still need to pick a place.
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Or a region or a country for
Culture Day tomorrow.
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So I'm going to suggest, for the
sake of convenience and time.
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We choose Scotland. Who
would like to do Scotland?
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The Scottish?
[Scottish accent]: Hello there.
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Hands up if you like that i...
What?
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-Sir, isn't it supposed to be a
place where a students family
is from?
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-Scotland, my parents are
Scottish. So we have a
family connection.
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-A student, Sir.
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-Okay. We'll start putting other
choices on the board.
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-I've got one.
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-Nissa, why don't you go write a
place or country or culture on
the board.
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Then, we will maybe look
at a few other choices.
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I'm still going to push for
Scotland.
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Because I think there's a lot of
good things we can do there.
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Nissa, Phuk...Foo...F...
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That's funny to you?
-What do you mean?
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-You want me to say that, you
guys are hoping I say that.
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So you wrote the word
in a different way.
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[Bleep] it.
[Students gasp]
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Hahahaha, is that what you want?
That was funny, wasn't it?
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Grow up!
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Go to the office.
-But Sir...
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-Go to the office, I have no
time for this...garbage.
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-Sir, it's pronounced Phuket.
It's in Thailand.
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Where Nissa's family is from.
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-Oh yeah?
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Phuket. Huh, there is is, wow.
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Go get Nissa. Tell her.
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We can't do that...place.
'Cause that's confusing.
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-My parents grew up in Cameroon.
It's a really interesting place.
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-What food are we going to
bring in? Bugs?
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Not sure we can get a whole
day of culture out of that.
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No, we're going to do Scotland.
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[Gerry hums]
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Highland dancing. You'll thank
me later, you're gonna love it.
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Scotland it is!
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♪ Music
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-Oh, shoot. The cafeteria
lady is away today.
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I repeat, the cafeteria
lady is away today.
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-Hello Sandra.
My, what a lovely necklace.
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-Save it Trudy. Where's Michael?
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-I'm sorry, he's not here,
he left early.
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He...was not...feeling well.
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-You said that last week.
-Oh, did I?
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-Mmm.
-Oh you know him,
he never learns.
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-Oh, I know him alright.
That's why I divorced him.
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-Right, okay. So do you have a
message for him? Or um...?
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-Tell him I'll be back.
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-Lovely to see you Sandra,
as always.
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-Right.
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-Gone?
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-All clear. What do you suppose
she wanted this time?
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-What she always wants.
To make my life hell.
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Good work, as always Trudy.
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♪ Music
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-Okay.
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-Hi Wayne.
-Yes?
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-I just wanted to drop by,
and let you know,
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How well Garry's been doing in
my class this year.
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-I'll be the judge of that.
-Sometimes I'm the judge.
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Because I'm his teacher.
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And I do his grades.
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Anyway, I just thought you'd
like to see some of the
excellent work he's been doing.
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See how well he delineated
the borders of the different
countries?
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I think somebody's got a very
exciting career ahead of him in
cartography.
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-Please, do not encourage my son
to pursue a career in something
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he lacks the basic skill set
for.
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-It's just a map.
-It's not just a map.
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It's now a stain on the
Leung family name.
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You are now forbidden
to draw maps.
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-Okay Dad.
-Hang on, that is not fair.
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This is the first map
he's ever drawn.
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-Can you please leave?
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-Okay.
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-Now, you're going to
get some tape.
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You're going to tape that
back together.
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Then we're going to take it
outside and light it on fire.
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Then we can both forget
it ever happened.
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♪ Music
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-Okay students, Mr. Duncan,
it's time once and for all,
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What country it is you plan
to do for Culture Day.
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-I just sent the form down,
we're doing Scotland.
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-I'm afraid Scotland's
been spoken for.
-By who?
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-Mr. Dwyer has Scotland.
-Dwyer?
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Why would Dwyer do Scotland?
-It doesn't matter. What's your
second choice?
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-I don't have a second choice.
-You don't?
-No.
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-'Cause the form I designed has
a line for second choice, and
you didn't fill that out either.
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-We don't have that obviously,
do we? So we're going to have
to think of a second choice.
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-What about Cameroon Sir?
-[Robert]: Oooh Cameroon, great
choice.
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-We're not doing Cameroon.
It's not a great choice.
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-You can serve delicious prawns.
-What?
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-And rich aromatic coffee
from the Boyo region. Nice legs.
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Beautiful robust aroma.
It's great.
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-We're not doing Cameroon.
-Cameroon it is.
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-[Gerry]: No, I just...
-[Robert]: Have fun.
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-We're not doing Cam..
-So can we get started on
Cameroon Sir?
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-I guess, get started on
Cameroon.
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But don't get too started,
'cause I'm still going to try
and switch it with Dwyer.
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Dwyer should do Cameroon!
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♪ Music
-Makes more sense.
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♪ Music
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-[Gerry]: Okay, look, I think
we're getting ahead of ourselves
a little bit here.
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We can put that up but it
may be coming down alright?
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Look everybody, I see you're
doing some great work here.
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We may not be doing Cameroon,
I'm trying to give you a heads
up on that.
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But you keep working and
doing more and more.
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-My dad said he's happy to come
in and talk to the class about
growing up in Cameroon.
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-Perfect. If we do
Cameroon Sheila.
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We're just doing this as
a back up. Okay?
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We're going to switch with Dwyer
and probably do Scotland.
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-Sir, everyone wants
to do Cameroon.
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-No Lori, you can't
speak for everyone. Okay?
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There are still people, that are
maybe not saying, that want
to do Scotland. Like myself.
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Oops.
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Flag fell.
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♪ Music
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-Hey Lisa.
-I give up.
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-Great, I win. What
are we playing?
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-I did exactly what you said.
I was super nice to Garry.
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I showed off his work to Wayne.
It completely backfired.
-Really?
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-He hates me, it doesn't
matter what I do.
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-Well maybe there's nothing you
can do, maybe you have to stay
clear of him, you know?
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And let it go.
-Hey Bobbi. The other one.
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-Hi Wayne.
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-[Lisa sneezes]
-Oh please.
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People working.
-[Lisa]: That's it, that's it.
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Okay, what is it Wayne? Why do
you hate me so much? What
have I done to you?
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-Why do you care?
-I don't know why I care,
but I just do, I really care.
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-Mmm.
[Whispers]: Whoa!
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-You may need a little
work on letting it go.
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-Yeah.
-[Bobbi]: Mmmhmm.
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-Okay, don't we all just think
it would make more sense for
Paul and I to switch cultures?
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-Why?
-Yeah Gerry, why?
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00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:47,840
-Okay, I don't want to say why
because I thought it was clearly
obvious.
224
00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:50,671
-No, it really isn't.
-My background's Scottish.
225
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,450
That's where I come from, my
parent's, my brother, my sister
born in Scotland.
226
00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:55,625
I was raised that way.
That's my culture.
227
00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:59,461
I want to make sure that my
culture's represented well.
Or, I might be offended.
228
00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:02,201
-Listen, the students are
really excited about it. We're
gonna do it justice
229
00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:04,253
Plus we did research too on top
of that.
-[Gerry]: Okay.
230
00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:08,158
-Sounds good Paul.
-Tell me something you know,
then, about Scottish people.
231
00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:10,765
-You're cheap.
Remember this guy?
232
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:13,817
-Cheap haggis eaters.
-Yeah, that's funny.
233
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:16,263
-I just think you should do
Cameroon. Don't you think?
234
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:19,300
Don't you agree you should do
Cameroon and I should do
Scotland?
235
00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:22,787
-Why Gerry? I'm Guyanese.
-He's Guyanese.
236
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:26,439
-Let me hear you speak Scottish.
Want to see me speak Cameroon?
237
00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:30,144
-[Jamaican accent]: What up man?
See what I'm doing here man?
This how I talk man?
238
00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:33,064
What's that?
-What are you doing?
239
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,620
-That's Cameroon.
-He's Guyanese.
240
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:38,537
-Let's just see if he can
represent the way we talk.
241
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,893
-No problem.
[Scottish accent]: Whoa there
laddy.
242
00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:43,894
-[Robert and Dwyer laugh]:
How do you do that? Do it again.
243
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:46,587
-G'day Mate.
[Robert laughs]
244
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,985
-That's Australian.
-Let me see your passport.
245
00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:51,809
'Cause I think, are you from
Scotland? That is uncanny.
246
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:54,028
[Scottish accent]:
Did you hear what he just did?
247
00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:56,297
-You think that's how
Scottish people talk?
248
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:58,690
-Yes I do!
249
00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:04,044
-I will do Cameroon.
You will do Scotland.
250
00:13:04,087 --> 00:13:08,087
And we will see who does a
better job representing each
other's cultures.
251
00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:10,345
-But Gerry, I'm not from
Cameroon.
252
00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:12,748
-Okay, you're kind of
from Cameroon.
253
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,842
-You don't know your
blackgrounds.
254
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:18,061
♪ Music
255
00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:20,801
-Can you believe I gotta do
Cameroon for Culture Day?
256
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:24,243
-Well, maybe if you get your
choices in on time next year.
257
00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:26,851
-Maybe get them to me sooner
next year. What do you think of
that?
258
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:31,073
-Oh crap. The cafeteria
lady is away today.
259
00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:33,424
-[Gerry]: No she's not,
I was just talking to her.
-No you weren't.
260
00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:35,554
-[Gerry]: Yes I was.
-[Trudy]: Hi Sandra.
261
00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:38,377
Sorry, Mike's gone already.
He left early.
262
00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:41,296
-Really?
-Mmmhmm.
-Again?
263
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:43,472
-Yup.
-No, no, he's not.
264
00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:45,428
-Yes he is.
-No he's not.
I just talked to him.
265
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:47,826
He's in his office.
-No he isn't.
266
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:50,530
-One sec, I'm sure he would love
to know there's someone...
267
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,658
[Whispers]: That is hot for him.
One sec.
268
00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:55,361
-[Gerry knocks]: Sir, hello?
Where is he? He's not...
269
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:58,099
Sir, are you? Sir.
270
00:13:58,141 --> 00:14:01,881
No, he's here. He would
want to see this. Wait there.
271
00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:05,498
-You know what? It's alright
Trudy. I'll come back.
272
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:18,291
♪ Cameroon music plays.
273
00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:21,295
-Pft, they actually wear that?
274
00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:23,908
[Gerry]: Alright.
Extinct, very sad.
275
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:26,340
Can we turn the music down?
A little?
276
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:29,957
It's really...that is not
my kind of beats.
277
00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:36,139
This is music people.
♪ Gerry turns up bagpipe music.
278
00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:38,439
Oh.
[Music stops]
279
00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:41,176
-Funny, I don't recognize that
from my CD of Cameroon's
greatest hits.
280
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:43,708
[♪ Cameroon music starts]
-It was just a sample.
281
00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:46,062
-Well done Mr. Duncan,
it looks good in here.
282
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:48,502
-[Gerry]: Yeah.
-It's beginning to look
a lot like Cameroon.
283
00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:51,669
-Yeah, we should have done
Scotland though. Dwyer should
have done Cameroon.
284
00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:54,886
It would have been easier for
him, he would have just brought
all this from his house.
285
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:59,717
-Wow.
-Well...Would you like some
Cameroon shortbread?
286
00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:03,508
-Gerry, just enjoy this, okay?
287
00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:06,174
-It's just, it's right from
Africa.
288
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:08,999
-Gerry it looks really good in
here, sincerely. Try to enjoy
it.
289
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:15,518
♪ Music
290
00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:20,831
-We can talk here. There's no
human ears listening in.
291
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:23,226
No hidden cameras.
-Whoa, what?
292
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:25,710
-I figured out your puzzle.
293
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:28,320
-What?
-Your obsession with me.
294
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:30,672
-I don't have an obsession...
-Stop it!
295
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:34,112
Just stop it. The way
you follow me around.
296
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:38,420
The way you want to get to
know my son. It's obvious.
297
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:42,249
You're in love with me.
-No.
298
00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:44,989
-It's okay Lisa.
-Oh my god.
299
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:51,861
-No matter how powerful and
palpable your sexual lust is
for my body
300
00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:55,077
I am married to my work.
And my wife.
301
00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:57,958
-You have a wife?
-Sshh, maybe.
302
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,000
-Okay.
-Listen, this is going to hurt
us both inside.
303
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:03,007
But we have to go back to
the way we were.
[Door opens]
304
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:05,229
-Okay.
305
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,580
-I am so sorry for this.
306
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:14,023
[Mouths]: I'm sorry.
307
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,840
♪ Music
308
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:23,164
-Mr. Duncan! How are ye?
309
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:26,329
-Ye is good, we don't say that.
-Haha, care for some haggis?
310
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:29,336
-See Scottish people don't eat
that as much as people think.
311
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:32,379
-Care for a wee jig?
[Dwyer laughs]
312
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:34,596
-That's how we dance,
you nailed that one.
313
00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:38,165
-Listen up. This is fun.
-See you're kind of missing
a few things here.
314
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:40,354
But what do we expect right?
You're...
315
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:42,520
-Yeah, exactly.
But what I do know.
316
00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:45,266
Is one of the mothers of one of
my students comes right from
Scotland.
317
00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:47,308
And she told me this is exactly
how it's done.
-[Gerry]: Yeah.
318
00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:50,314
As a matter of fact,
there she is right there.
319
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,747
-I know who that mother is.
320
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:54,934
-Hi Mr. Duncan.
321
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:58,060
-Ms. McGrory.
So, you're helping Mr. Dwyer.
322
00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:01,064
-Yeah, we've had a lot of fun.
-Helping out, nice to help out.
323
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,237
Nice when parents help.
324
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:05,813
-I've actually never seen
this side of Mr. Dwyer.
325
00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:08,030
-Ahh, it's nice.
-Thank you me lassy.
326
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:11,030
-You're welcome.
-Another saying we use,
all the time.
327
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:14,383
Thank you me lass. Nice.
♪ Music
328
00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:18,654
We don't say lassy all the time.
We don't say that, tell him
we don't say that.
329
00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:22,649
♪ Bagpipes and clapping
330
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:26,183
♪ Bagpipes and clapping
331
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:29,659
♪ Bagpipes and clapping
332
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:32,440
♪ Bagpipes and clapping
333
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,836
♪ Bagpipes and clapping
334
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:38,539
♪ Bagpipes and clapping
335
00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:40,929
-[Music stops]
336
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:45,982
-[Gerry]: ♪ I've never been
lucky with girls I confess ♪
337
00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:51,771
-[Gerry]: ♪ Don't know who to
blame for my lack of success ♪
338
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:55,939
♪ 'Cause even with ones
up the back of a bus ♪
339
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:59,817
♪ There was always the risk
of a slap in the puss ♪
340
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:04,001
♪ The first time I met you
it did cross my mind ♪
341
00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:08,129
♪ The next time I saw you
there wasn't the time ♪
342
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:11,484
♪ The fourth time I met you
I knew that I would ♪
343
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:17,615
♪ But Jean, oh Jean, you let
me get lucky with you ♪
344
00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:21,404
Let me...
345
00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:25,672
-That's so neat! My mom's
name is Jean.
346
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:29,804
-Not about your mom,
though, Kira.
347
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:36,033
Ms. McGrory. Okay, anyway.
Tunnock's Teacakes.
348
00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:38,201
That was The Proclaimers
by the way.
349
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:41,557
They also do, ah, 500 Miles.
That's a good song.
350
00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:44,168
And Oh Jean.
351
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:47,740
Alright, I gotta get
back to Cameroon.
352
00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:50,648
Haha, back to Africa. Haha.
Okay, alright.
353
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:55,396
-Aw, pajama day is cancelled.
354
00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:57,608
-Oh, that's too bad. I have
these great pyjama's with
sharks...
355
00:18:57,658 --> 00:19:01,098
-Hi Bobbi. Stop talking Lisa.
-Fine.
356
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:06,190
-I had a dream last night...
That she was dead.
357
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:09,372
-Great.
-No, you're right, he hates you.
358
00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:12,977
-Duncan! I need to explain
something to you.
359
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:15,631
-Yeah?
-The reason Trudy pretends
360
00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:17,806
that I'm not here when my
ex-wife is around, is because
361
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:20,682
I don't want to see her,
speak to her or spend
a single minute with her.
362
00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:24,694
-Okay, but she's a good
looking lady there.
-And crazy.
363
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:27,778
-Right but you gotta put up with
a little insanity when they
look like that.
364
00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:29,598
-[Sandra]: Mike!
365
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:34,905
I have been trying to track you
down all week, you twit!
366
00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:37,786
Is that your game? You lie
to me when I show up?
367
00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:40,438
-[Gerry whispers]: Did he lie?
-I will dismantle you, Mike.
368
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:44,883
Piece, by piece by
tiny little piece.
369
00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:48,452
Now, meet me in your office in
five minutes. Bring your wallet.
370
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:53,275
-What a wack job.
371
00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:57,716
You were married to
that for seven years?
372
00:19:59,459 --> 00:20:01,159
Sorry.
373
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:05,245
-Mais c'était pas avant
le let Janvier 1960.
374
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:08,861
Que l'indépendance de la zone
français a été proclamée.
375
00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:11,913
-But it wasn't before
January 1st 1960.
376
00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:15,299
That French Cameroon was able to
gain independence from France.
-[Whispers]: Just finishing.
377
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:18,264
-[Sheila's Father]: Aujourd'hui,
le Cameroon est une république
présidentialiste.
378
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:20,484
-He's speaking French so I
don't really get it.
-[Jean]: Okay.
379
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:24,143
-Today, Cameroon is a Republic.
Thank you.
-[Sheila's Father]: Merci.
380
00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:28,269
[Class claps]
381
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,324
-So, what brings you by?
382
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:33,749
-I just wanted to thank you for
that lovely serenade.
383
00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:36,967
-I know, I wasn't listening to
the words. I just know the song.
384
00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:40,148
And I sang it spontaneous, it
was inappropriate.
385
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:42,495
-Really?
-I didn't know the words I just.
386
00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:44,935
I know the words but I didn't
know what they were going to
be so...
387
00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:47,162
Sorry.
-You were very sweet.
388
00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:50,072
You're ridiculous, but
you're very sweet.
389
00:20:50,118 --> 00:20:52,988
-Very ridiculous. Ridiculous is
good. Come on in stay for a bit.
390
00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:56,174
♪ Music
391
00:20:56,211 --> 00:21:02,741
♪ Music
392
00:21:14,098 --> 00:21:16,278
-What are you doing?
393
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:18,148
-[Gerry to himself]:
You're not Scottish.
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