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-[Lucy]: My grandfather is my
personal hero.
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He flew a fighter plane in
World War II.
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And this was his helmut or as
they would call them their 'Bone
Domes'.
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[Gerry snickers]
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-In the late 1940's, hard shell
helmets were introduced in the
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military forces around the
world and the 'Bone Dome' was...
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[Gerry laughs quietly]
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-Sir, is there something funny?
-'Bone Domes' is funny...no?
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-[Gerry laughing]:
That's a funny word.
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-Sir, can I carry on?
-Okay, go ahead.
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-Okay, the planes would land
on the aircraft carrier.
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Or as they sometimes
called it...'The Bird Barn'.
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[Class laughs]
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-Seriously?
'Bird Barn' is funny?
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But nobody laughed at bone dome?
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Come on, grow up.
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♪ I'm awesome. No you're not
dude, don't lie ♪
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♪ I'm awesome. I'm driving
around in my mom's ride ♪
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♪ I'm awesome. A quarter of my
life gone by ♪
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♪ I'm awesome
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[School staff chatter]
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-[Gerry]: Eva. Jeff.
-[Jeff]: Gerry.
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-Bobbi, try these.
They're amazing.
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-No, I'm good thanks.
-Go try one.
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-No, I'm fine.
-Go...
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We should have this in
Hawaii next year. I'd rather
teach then be at this.
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-No, a staff retreat is more of
a state of mind.
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And you'd actually have fun if
you participated okay?
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That's not happening.
-[Callaghan]: Good morning
everyone.
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-Good morning Mr...
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-Welcome to this year's staff
retreat.
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-[Whispers]: Go get one.
-Please help yourself to the
refreshments.
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Including some outstanding
raspberry cheesecake cookies.
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Baked by our own Mr. Dwyer.
[Applause]
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-[Dwyer]: Just to let everybody
know, they're organic.
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-Not good.
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-I'm the one who made the
chocolate covered beetles.
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So, they're over here.
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Okay. Now every year we take
one day to grow as a team.
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And every year a different staff
member volunteers to take
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the reigns for that day.
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This year, Bobbi is that person.
-[Bobbi]: Ready to rock it Sir.
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-Alright everybody, have fun and
let's build our team.
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If you need me, I'll be in my
office.
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-Whoa, whoa, whoa. Sir?
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How come you get to leave and we
gotta stay?
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Are you not part of this team?
-Gotta go.
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-Why does he get to...
-[Bobbi]: Okay!
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Today we're gonna focus on
trust. 'Cause as a staff we need
to cover for each other, right?
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We need to take care of each
other.
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And to do that, we need to trust
each other.
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So...
-Yeah, uh huh listen.
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When do we get to drink with
each other?
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[Laughter]
-That's a good point.
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-Uh, three o'clock.
-Okay.
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-So I need two volunteers.
-I'll go.
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-Great.
-You know what? I can go too.
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-[Bobbi]: Thanks Jeff.
-[Gerry]: What's going on here?
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-[Bobbi]: Okay, this first game
is called: Trust Trumpet.
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-Trust Trumpet?
That sounds stupid!
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-Thank you Norm.
-This isn't going so well.
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Beetles, bad idea.
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We should be golfing.
-[Bobbi]: Please.
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We should golf, we should have
a staff golf tournament.
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You have to qualify to play.
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♪ Music
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-By signing up for the grade
five leadership seminar,
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you've taken your first step
towards telling other people
exactly what to do.
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Let me tell you, it's fun!
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Okay. Who wants to hop on board
the leader-ship?
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You do.
Here's what we're going to do.
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We're gonna warm up our brains.
You ready?
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Blablablabla...funanananan!
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Funanananan!
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-Can I go to the washroom?
-No.
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Not yet. We're warming up, guys
come on...up, up, up.
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Not yet. We're warming up, guys
come on...up, up, up.
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This, is the silly ball.
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When you catch it, just make a
silly noise, any noise at all.
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[Robert makes a silly noise]
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Any noise at all,
just make a noise.
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Just make a noise.
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-[Gerry]: This is pointless.
-[Bobbi]: No, no, no.
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-You are gonna catch me, right?
-My hands are out and I'm right
behind you.
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I don't even have to try and I'd
catch you. What is this proving?
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-Bobbi, I feel some people are
creating an environment of
hostility.
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-Why is he here?
He's not a teacher.
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-I'm staff it's a staff retreat.
-Okay, this is why people
don't trust you, Gerry.
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-People trust me.
-I don't.
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-Why do you always...?
-[Bobbi]: Okay.
-[Leung]: Yup, bring it.
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-You think catching Lisa is
going to make people trust
each other?
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-Okay, I have a little game that
will demand real trust.
If you're up for it.
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-I'm up for it.
-Great.
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-I'll win it.
And I'll be the only one you
trust at the end of the day.
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-Bobbi, I'm down. Let's do this.
-Thank you Paul.
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Okay write down a little
secret on a piece of paper.
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Something about yourself.
And then just fold it in half.
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-I got a doozy.
-[Bobbi]: It doesn't have to be
a doozy, just a little secret.
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-[Gerry]: Yes it does.
-Great, now rip it up.
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-[Gerry]: Do you not feel like
you're wasting our time again?
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-Okay. Now we'll do that again,
but write down a bigger secret.
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Something a little bit darker,
something you want nobody
to know about.
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Something you've kept...
-[Gerry]: Like a drug addiction.
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-Don't tell people.
-Or alcoholism.
-[Bobbi]: Doesn't...
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-Hookers...
-Right.
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-Don't give people secrets,
just do your own.
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And then put them in this bowl.
Okay? Right away. Real fast.
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-Whoa, we're not ripping
those up?
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-No, we are not.
-Uh, wait now, this one is a
real ripper.
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-Let's go.
-[Gerry]: Oh, you can trust I
put mine in the bowl.
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-No, no, no. In the bowl.
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Great, now we're going to leave
them in this bowl all day,
out in the open.
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-Then we're gonna read them as a
group, in front of everybody.
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-No we're not. No, we're gonna
throw them away,
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because we're gonna trust that
nobody's going to look at them,
Gerry.
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-Fine, go ahead, you can trust
me. Why are you looking at me.
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-You know, I got faith,
in all you guys.
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-[All]: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[Laughter]
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-[Bobbi]: Oh no, put it back.
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-[All]: Gerry no! Gerry stop it!
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-Stop that!
[Bobbi]: Okay.
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-[Gerry]: As if I would
take them. What was your secret?
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You steal stuff from people?
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-I will not tell you my secret.
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♪ Music
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-I come back?
-Oh no, it's okay. Come on in.
Do your thing.
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[Callaghan breathing heavily
from workout]
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-Pushing the heavy's.
It's good to start light.
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Thank you.
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-[Robert]: Alright little
leaders, this is gonna be fun.
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You guys are gonna break me
out of this...prison.
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-Did you kill a guy?
-No!
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But, somewhere back in the
classroom, I've hidden the key.
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So, it's up to you guys to step
up and take charge and lead.
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But remember, without your help
I cannot escape. Locked.
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Begin.
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[Robert]: Remember, this is fun
and it should take about
10 minutes. Tops!
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♪ Music
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-[Dwyer]: One.
-[Woman]: Two.
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-[Lisa]: Three.
-[Woman]: Four.
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-I'm gonna blow my head off.
-[Man]: Five.
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-[Woman]: Six.
-[Man]: Seven.
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-[Woman]: Eight.
-[Man]: Nine.
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-What are you doing Gerry?
-Getting a cookie.
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-[Lisa]: Really? Right next to
the bowl? Come on Gerry.
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-I didn't even see the bowl.
Look, no one put a major secret
in there.
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Come on let's just see what's
in the bowl.
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-How about you just keep away
from the bowl Gerry?
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-[Gerry]: Okay, I will.
-[Bobbi]: Great.
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-[Gerry]: Everybody look at
Gerry, he's getting a cookie,
'cause we don't trust Gerry.
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Oh my god, he got a cookie.
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[Robert sings to himself]
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Come on you guys. I know you
can do this.
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You're the best juniors
we've got.
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Some would even say you're:
top shelf.
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-[Gerry]: This is fun. Fun, fun.
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[Gerry sighs]
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-Sorry I'm late.
Did I miss anything?
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-Nah, you didn't miss anything.
Look at this game.
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It's just game after game. Okay?
Actually, we're going to play
charades.
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Why don't you grab one out
of the bowl.
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-I love charades.
-Yeah, that's the charades bowl.
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-Yeah? Me?
-Yeah do one. Go first.
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-No, please don't read
that Simon.
-[Gerry]: First word. I, I.
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-[All]: Gerry, stop. Stop.
Simon! No, stop.
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-Pray? Bow. Zombie?
-[Bobbi]: Simon.
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-[All]: Stop, no!
-[Bobbi]: Simon!!
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-What? Gerry said we were
playing charades.
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It was: I was in a cult.
Is that a film title?
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-[Whispers]: My god.
-I've never seen that film.
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Is that a series of teen romance
novels?
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-So, somebody was in a cult.
Wow, these are uh...
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[Clears throat]
These are, these are bad
secrets. Real secrets.
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-Gerry, I thought you said you
were trying to earn everybody's
trust?
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-What's going on here?
-Simon, these are everyone's
secrets.
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-That's a pretty crazy way to
play charades.
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-And you read one, you read one.
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-What was zombie stuff?
-What was this, what was this?
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-That's you praying.
-[Gerry]: You kept drinking.
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-[Simon]: Jonestown, the
Kool Aid.
-[Gerry]: Do the Waco guy.
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-I should have done Waco.
-[Gerry]: Yes.
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-I should have done Waco.
Next time.
♪ Music.
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♪ Music.
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-Simon.
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-What are you doing?
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-Oh, everybody wants to
know what's in the bowl.
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-Okay, for me...
-I felt really bad, so I wrote
up a bunch of my own secrets.
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You can put them in the bowl.
-Just get out, get out.
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-Real doozy's in there.
-That's fair.
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-Okay, can you just promise me
you won't look at the secrets in
the bowl, all day?
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-I won't touch it.
-Swear on your life.
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-Promise, I will not.
Start trusting me!
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-Yeah.
-Promise.
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Not gonna.
-Okay.
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-Okay?
-Alright, shake on it.
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-Shake on it.
No secrets in the bowl.
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Stop, you're squeezing
a little bit.
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-Okay.
-Ow, strong.
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-Because I'm trusting you.
-You should. You should.
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-Okay, thank you.
-Alright. You're welcome.
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-Probably gonna take
these with me.
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-Yeah, just in case something
happens.
-Yeah.
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♪ Music
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[Robert whistling]
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-Toilet tower got taller.
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What am I doing?
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Help! Hey, there's a man
in here.
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Better start conserving this.
Okay, this is easy.
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Simple, I just have to take
charge and lead myself out
of here.
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Cell phone, still no reception.
Nail clippers, won't help.
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Wallet.
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Oh no!
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Oh no!
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-Stretching, yes?
-Yeah, I'm gonna go for a run.
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-A careful jog, good for
old heart.
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-Actually, I like to push the
pace, I'm going to run...fast.
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-Sure, sure.
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-I can kick your butt in a race,
any day.
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-Ah ha ha ha ha.
This is not so.
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-Alright, let's go, you and I
right now.
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-I will crush you.
-You're going down.
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-I will butcher your heart.
-What?
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-You are going to die!
224
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-Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You can't talk to me like that.
225
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:56,113
-Baby cannot take the
garbage talk?
226
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:57,930
-Alright, let's go. Right now.
Come on.
227
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:04,376
-Was it you in a cult?
228
00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:08,509
-No, Gerry. It wasn't me.
Give it a rest.
229
00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:12,513
-Could be Leung. Although, I
think Leung would probably start
a cult.
230
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-[Lisa laughs]
-What's going on over there?
231
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-They're talking about me being
in a cult.
232
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-That's who I thought it was.
-Come on, everybody thought it
was Leung, right?
233
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:25,659
-No, no, okay hold on you guys.
-I was not in a cult.
234
00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:28,791
-It's cool if you were.
-That is not my secret.
235
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:31,095
-How many wives do you have?
-Stop it!
236
00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:34,801
-Do you want some Kool Aid?
-I was born without testicles.
237
00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:48,643
-I was born without testicles
too, if that makes you feel
any...
238
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,730
-[Simon quietly]: Sorry.
239
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,860
-You can't tell.
240
00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:57,084
-Come on, come on.
241
00:12:58,038 --> 00:12:59,778
This is crazy.
242
00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:03,645
I told you this was crazy
Yasmin Bleach.
243
00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:06,915
In fact, I told all you guys
this was crazy.
244
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:10,090
Don't panic Robert.
What would Tony Robbins do?
245
00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:13,137
Why, he'd motivate the door to
open through positivity.
246
00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:16,622
Whayah!
247
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[Glass smashing]
248
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:24,283
Not how I want to spend my long
weekend.
249
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♪ Music
250
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-So, Bobbi, are we going to tear
up the secrets now?
251
00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:32,987
-I guess so.
-No, no, can't tear them up now.
252
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:35,339
We gotta tell everybodys
secrets.
253
00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:37,339
-No, Gerry, come on.
-No, that's not fair to Leung.
254
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:39,471
-What are you talking about?
255
00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:41,694
-How does he know we're not
walking around telling every
256
00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:44,083
single person we meet that he
has no testicles?
257
00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,957
He needs to have something on us
to make this fair.
258
00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:48,349
-We have to level the playing
field.
259
00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:50,532
-So, we're reading the secrets?
-We're reading the secrets.
260
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,438
-You first.
-No, this is not how this is
supposed to go.
261
00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,833
-I have no problem going first.
262
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:57,527
-And we don't want just any old
secret, we want the one you
wrote down.
263
00:13:57,575 --> 00:14:00,795
-Yeah, let's hear it Gerry.
-Well, the one I wrote down...
264
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,890
Simon is a virgin.
That is my secret.
265
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-Hey buddy.
266
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[Sighs]
267
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:19,337
And I feel a relief, in getting
that off my chest.
268
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♪ Music
-'Cause I've been holding
that in.
269
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♪ Music
270
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-So, are we going to open these
secrets or what?
271
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-[Bobbi]: No, we have to wait
for Simon.
272
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-Paul, what's your secret?
273
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:41,013
-Well I have this crippling fear
of flying. It's so hard to talk
about because...
274
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:42,884
-[Gerry]: Can't fly, afraid of
planes, we get it.
275
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:45,315
Thanks Lisa, that's a great one.
Paul?
276
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-Okay, I was the one who was
in the cult.
277
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For two weeks I was a Raelian.
I was 19, the recruiter was
so handsome.
278
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:56,496
-Okay Trudy. Okay, good one.
279
00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:59,937
Okay Paul, what do ya got?
What's your secret?
280
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-Gerry, you need to go and find
Simon and apologize Gerry.
281
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:05,949
-This whole day has been boring,
I am not missing the best part.
282
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:07,862
-You told everyone that he
was a virgin.
283
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,907
-That was my secret, and
nobody knew.
284
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,652
-I just assumed he was a virgin.
285
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:16,516
-Nobody's gonna tell another
secret right? While I go.
286
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:20,222
Paul, don't tell your secret
until I come back.
287
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,933
-It's called testicular
agenesis.
288
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:34,192
-[Callaghan]: Sorry you couldn't
keep up. Maybe next time.
289
00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:39,157
-Okay. Okay, okay.
You win your game.
290
00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:41,109
Now, we play mine.
291
00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:45,807
-What the hell was that?
-Slap battle. Where I come from,
popular game.
292
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Whoever slaps last, wins.
-Hey, cut that out.
293
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-You cut that out.
294
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♪ Music
295
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-Look, I feel terrible, okay?
296
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You've got nothing to be ashamed
of, you're saving yourself for a
woman. I think that's sweet.
297
00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:22,328
-I'm not saving myself.
-You're not sav...?
298
00:16:22,372 --> 00:16:24,462
Okay, that's kind of
embarrassing at your age then.
299
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:26,855
-Thanks Gerry.
300
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:29,028
-I don't know what to say.
What do I say?
301
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,375
I don't know what to say to a
virgin, who's 27.
302
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:35,165
-You know what? I don't either,
because ever since I was a kid
I've never had any male friends.
303
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,081
Every dude I've ever known
has bullied me.
304
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:39,256
And you're just another one of
those dudes.
305
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,442
I thought you were a different
kind of dude.
306
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:44,738
-Okay, I'm not a dude, we don't
say dude anymore.
307
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:47,436
-I get why women don't like me.
Okay? I understand.
308
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,794
But I'll never understand why me
and dudes can't be buddies.
309
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:53,014
-I shouldn't have said that in
front of everybody.
310
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:57,835
Okay? So I apologize.
But we're buddies.
311
00:16:57,886 --> 00:17:01,186
We're buddies at work.
We hang out. We do stuff.
312
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:03,457
That's a buddy right there.
-Work buddies?
313
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:07,110
-Yes! During the week we do tons
of stuff while we're at work.
314
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:10,026
-What about weekends?
-Oh, we're not buddies on
weekends.
315
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:12,992
-Yeah, you got stuff going on.
Me too I'm pretty busy. Summers?
316
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:17,082
-No, summers I leave, you leave
we come back, we're buddies
again in September.
317
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:19,863
-Okay, but during the week.
-'Til three o'clock every day.
318
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,738
And then we go our
separate ways again.
319
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:24,129
-Let me ask you something.
320
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:27,443
Did any of the female staff
members mention sleeping with
me, out of sympathy?
321
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:30,401
-No, but I think Trudy, I think
Trudy.
-Trudy said something?
322
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:34,140
-I could see Trudy thinking:
interesting, I could see that.
323
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:39,103
-Now, there's a lot of secrets
down there that make being
a virgin...
324
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:42,445
Well no, being a virgin's pretty
bad at your age, but there's
other secrets.
325
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:45,016
Like Dwyer, we don't know what
he's got, Dwyer's down there.
326
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,244
-I bet Dwyer's got a dark
secret. I bet he's a virgin.
327
00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:51,724
-Nope, no one else, just you. We
talked about it when you left.
328
00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:54,286
You're the only virgin.
-You think so?
329
00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:56,604
-Come on, let's go.
-Okay dude.
330
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,730
-Don't say dude anymore,
you really should stop with
the dude.
331
00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:01,994
-Call the slap battle a tie?
332
00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:04,867
-You know what my friend?
Let's call the whole day a tie.
333
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:08,129
[Screaming from closet]
334
00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:12,089
-Yasmin bleach, we did it.
335
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:20,363
-[Callaghan]: Robert?
What are you doing?
336
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:24,893
-Sir, excuse me. I have a
whole room full of kids to lead.
337
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♪ Music
338
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,987
-Here he is, look who I have.
-[Dwyer]: Simon!
339
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:41,340
-Hey Simon.
-Hey Simon.
340
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:44,431
-Did Gerry make things better
for you?
-Well, I'm still a virgin but...
341
00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:47,741
-Hey, are we still revealing
secrets?
-Yeah, we're actually on Paul.
342
00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:50,648
-Perfect. Let's hear this.
343
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:53,744
-Okay, everybody knows my father
passed away not so long ago,
right?
344
00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:55,874
-You killed him.
-Gerry!
345
00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:58,267
-Let him finish.
346
00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:00,181
-I just never had a chance to
let him know...
347
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:04,665
How much of a big inspiration
he was to me.
348
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,878
-Yeah? And then what'd you do?
349
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:12,891
That's the secret?
-It's my father, Gerry.
350
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:15,894
-Are we counting that?
-Yeah, that counts.
351
00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,977
-Alright, well I guess
that's it, we did it.
352
00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:20,326
-Hold on.
-Hold on?
353
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:22,416
-We still don't have a real
secret from you Gerry.
354
00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:26,025
-Yeah you kinda owe us a secret.
-Okay, well you guys all know
that my...
355
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:29,207
Dad left for work this
morning and...
356
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:32,995
I never got a chance to tell him
how much I love him.
357
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:35,261
And what an inspiration he is
to me daily.
358
00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:37,704
-That doesn't count.
-[Gerry]: But that's a secret.
359
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:40,661
-That's based on Paul's.
We need a secret of your own,
something personal.
360
00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:43,701
-Okay, remember when the coffee
machine broke in the staff room?
361
00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:46,617
-[Trudy]: You mean hell week?
How could we forget hell week?
It was hell.
362
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:49,013
-[Bobbi]: It was brutal.
-I had to take a personal leave
for a week.
363
00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:52,797
-Oh, I had migraines.
-Anyway, I broke it.
364
00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:57,983
And I...I didn't tell anyone,
I just...
365
00:19:58,022 --> 00:20:00,762
And I never make coffee.
Or washed my mug.
366
00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:03,808
-Are you serious?
-Serious.
367
00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:06,474
-You don't mess with
a man's coffee.
368
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,949
[Dwyer]: Sick of this!
369
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:16,220
-Is he gone? Simon.
-Yeah, he's gone.
370
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:17,998
♪ Music
371
00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:23,223
♪ Music
372
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:32,010
-I trust that you are enjoying
the new coffee machine I
bought for everybody.
373
00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:34,276
-It's nice, okay? It's nice.
-Good.
374
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,630
-So trust is good, we're
good with trust.
375
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,890
-Yeah, sure.
-Thank you.
376
00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:42,983
Ohhh, you, I owe an apology to.
377
00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:49,988
Some of the things I said in
the staff retreat were not
appropriate considering...
378
00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:54,041
The horrible situation you had.
So, I'm sorry.
379
00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:56,468
-Thank you.
-You're welcome. So...
380
00:20:57,821 --> 00:20:59,951
As a peace offering...
381
00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:04,955
I got you these.
-What are those?
382
00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:07,402
-Chinese balls! I swear to God
they're called Chinese balls.
383
00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:13,876
-You're a child.
-Don't be testy, don't be testy.
384
00:21:13,924 --> 00:21:17,284
[Chime of Chinese balls]
-You feel that Leung?
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