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[School bell sounds] [Gerry]: Have a good day.

-Yes? -You said you wanted to see me after class Sir.

-Yes.

What were you doing? Why did I want to see you?

-I don't know.

-Tell me what made me, when you were sitting

and I said: Stephan, see me after class!

There was something going on in your vicinity caused by you.

What was that? Remember, seconds before? What was it?

-I don't remember.

I don't really know what's happening.

-No, no I bet you don't.

I'm not telling you because I want you to think about it okay?

Don't try this again. -Yes Sir.

-'Cause I know. Go!

Exactly what you did. Don't think I don't know.

And don't do it again.

[To himself]: What did he do? What...?

Oh! I know what.

♪ I'm awesome, no you're not dude, don't lie ♪

♪ I'm awesome, I'm driving around in my mom's ride ♪

♪ I'm awesome, a quarter of my life gone by ♪

♪ I'm awesome

-Aw, my favourite couple. -Good morning.

-Morning. Holding hands, no affection in the school.

-[Sean]: Sorry. -You guys are here awful early today.

-You too. -Yeah, I got traffic duty, so...

-Oh, okay. -I came to watch Sean's practice.

-Ahhh. That's so cute. You guys are perfect.

Star athlete, star student.

Star athlete, obviously, when I was younger.

You're a lucky man. -Thanks Sir.

-I'm still looking for my 'you', my 'you' Miranda.

Okay, not my you, not as in you specifically.

But like something like you that was older. That's what I was...

Okay, let me just back track. What I'm saying, Miranda,

is if I was younger and still in high school we would date.

-No, no we wouldn't.

-No, we would. We would probably date.

Trust me, I'm telling you. You should have seen. I was...

-Sir, don't you have traffic duty?

-Yeah, yeah, I gotta go. But honestly, if I younger...

All I'm saying is if I was in high school...

You would probably have seen me.

And Sean wouldn't have stood out.

-Traffic duty? Sir? -Yeah, thanks. See ya.

-[Gerry]: See ya.

-Morning ladies. -Oh, hi Mr. D.

-[Gerry]: Hi Kira. -[Kira]: Do you like my hair?

-Sure. -I thought you would.

Mom, Mr. D says he loves my hair.

[Jean]: Okay Kira, let's let Mr. Duncan get back to work.

-I got a new book bag. -Oh wow, nice book bag.

-Okay Kira, off you go. -Okay, bye mommy.

-[Jean]: Bye bye. -[Kira]: Bye Mr. D.

-Bye Kira.

-So you're directing traffic these days?

Going up in the world.

-Oh, well, it's something we all have to do.

Another little thing teacher's do without getting paid, so...

Anyway, we talked about dinner...sometime?

[Horns honking] -[Jean]: Oh yeah, we did.

-Okay! Just dealing with a parent here. One sec.

-Sorry. Tonight is sometime.

-Tonight is very soon, but um, okay. Okay, yeah.

-[Gerry]: Yeah? -Yeah, I can do tonight.

-[Gerry]: Tonight's good. I can do tonight too. -Great.

[More honking]

-Sorry. Um, well, I'll call you and ah, iron out the details.

Get your number from the parent directory.

Pretend it's an official call. -That's great.

-You gotta move thought, you can't sit here okay? -I'm moving.

-That's my job. See ya later. Come on, go. Hurry up ma'am.

-[Jean]: I'm going. -[Gerry]: Thank you. I don't even know her, so...

♪ Music

-Get, get, get, get.

-Ah, Mr. Leung, just the guy I wanted to see.

-Is this a library question? -Yeah, but it's really simple.

-When I am not in the library, I am on my time, okay?

There are no simple library questions, my job is not simple.

You know what's simple? You understanding rules.

My rules. Disrespectful. Good day Madam.

[Kids laugh]

[Kids laugh]

-Are you okay? -Don't touch me.

Why do you make everything horrible always?

-[Leung]: Shut your little face.

-[Bobbi]: Purgatory right? Because he's always like:

Let me do this for you. And that's lovely

-There you are. -What?

-When are you going to start bringing your attendance?

-Oh, I forgot again. -You forget every morning.

-I apologize. I will not forget again.

-You're in a good mood. -I got a date tonight.

-Ah, holy hannah. -Yeah right.

-I do, what is that? -Try not to be yourself,

and you'll double your chances of seeing this girl again, okay?

-Why would you say that when I'm on a date?

-Oh yeah, don't wear that. -I'm not going to wear this Bobbi.

I'm going to wear something different.

-Listen, don't talk too much or you'll ruin everything. -Trudy, what does that mean?

That doesn't even make sense. -In fact, don't talk at all.

-And don't forget to chew with your mouth closed. -That's probably better.

-Trudy, I don't need this advice from you two.

-[Bobbi]: Don't forget to... -Don't forget to break up with Craig today.

'Cause you never forget to do that, do you?

And don't you forget to hit on a parent.

A dad, when he walks in with two kids and a wedding ring.

I've been on dates before guys, I know how to date.

And what gives you two the credentials to even give advice on dating?

That's my question that I leave you with.

-You know he does have a point. -He does have a point.

-You've got no business giving anyone dating advice.

-Everybody's here. Attendance is done.

-Yes?

-You usually don't do attendance until someone reminds you.

-Alright, not sure that's entirely true Kira.

but thank you for bringing that to my attention.

-It is. I'm the one who reminds you.

-Alright, well don't be sad Kira because...

[Sing-song voice]: I'm gonna need somebody to take this

attendance down to the office, who's that somebody gonna be?

[Lucy]: I'll do it Sir.

No, Lucy, obviously I'm going right to Kira here.

I just did all that stuff, right? Okay? See what I did?

I went like that, so Kira's going to take it.

Now, you tell trudy that Mr. D says: here's his attendance

and he wins. And say: Get off his back. Okay?

And tell your mom I had you help me. Don't forget that.

-[Kira]: Okay. -That's really important.

When you go home tonight say: Mom Mr. D was really nice to me.

And you helped me a lot. Don't forget that. -Okay.

-Next time Lucy, I might go:

Who's going to help me take the attendance to the office today?

Who do you think I want to take it now?

-Me. -Right, see how that works?

When I come right to your face like that with the attendance in my hand, you're the person.

Good.

-Mr. Leung?

Wow.

I just wanted to thank you so much for letting me book the library so last minute.

-I did it for the students. [Students laughing]

-[Leung]: Students. Shut your faces!

-Umm, I'll take care of that. [♪ Music in background]

Okay, everyone, keep your voices down. We're in a library.

What are you watching? Oh no, turn that off right now.

Turn it off right now. -What is this?

-Turn it off. -[Leung]: This is not funny.

[Laughter]

-The library is closed. -Mr. Leung, it's just...

-Get out!

-Okay, we're gonna go back to class.

Quickly...Quicker... Faster, like run.

Let's go. Hurry up, let's go, let's go.

♪ Music

-[Gerry]: Here we are. -[Jean]: Yeah, it's nice.

-[Gerry]: Yeah, it's good. -So, Kira really likes you.

-Oh good, I like Kira. Kira's good. One of my favourites.

-Oh that's really sweet. -They're good that age, I like that age.

-Oh yeah, and by the way,

I don't usually, you know, date Kira's teachers.

-Okay, good. 'Cause that'd be awkward if you'd dated half my staff by now.

-Yeah.

-I will tell the teachers you are off the market from the staff.

-[Jean]: Thanks. -[Gerry]: Thank you.

-Gosh, she was very pretty.

-Yes. You are pretty too.

-Thank you very much.

-[Gerry]: You're welcome.

-[Gerry]: Let's eat.

-Yeah, this is good. I'm glad we did this.

-I'm glad we did this too. So...no.

-[Diana]: Well, hi Larry. -Noo.

-You're the teacher who never paid me for my services.

-What?

-Little tip with this one, honey Get your money up front.

-She's not one of you. -And what is she, Gerry?

-It's a long story. -I'm an elite escort.

-It's a short story, it's short.

Bill, my roommate, her friend set me up as a joke.

And he sent me this as a date one night.

I thought it was a real date. We were trying to play a joke on somebody.

-That's funny, funny. So you're a hooker?

-I'm an elite escort. -Elite escort.

But not, no it's a joke and you're going too far.

-You know, this is what you get for not paying.

-I... -[Diana]: Larry.

-Gerry. I do not pay for hookers.

I do not pay for hookers.

I do not hire hookers or pay for hookers.

I don't pay for hookers. -You know what? I think I'm done here.

We're done. I'm going to leave you two to sort this out.

It's sorted, Jean, please. -Bye Gerry.

So nice to meet you. -Oh it's nice meeting you too Jean.

-Don't call her her name. -That's too bad, she's really pretty.

-Don't even refer to her by her name. You don't know her.

Could you just get out of my life?

-Well, listen, there's an ATM around the corner.

We could settle this up, I'll just be waiting over there.

-No, I will never pay you. Ever.

♪ Music

♪ Music

-[Gerry]: Bill, Bill!

-Go away. -[Gerry]: I'm not going away.

I need to speak to you. Seriously! Get over here.

-What? What do you want?

-Your friend Diana showed up at my dinner last night.

Asked me for money in front of Jean!

-Oh, that's not good. -No, it's not good.

Jean got up and left. Now I can't get a hold of Jean, she's furious.

-Yeah, you can't bring a hooker on a first date.

-She's an elite escort and I wish people would start referring to her as that.

Because that's what it's called, there's a difference.

-Still, that's a rule. You can't...it's over.

-Yeah it's ruined, you ruined it. But I gotta make it better now.

-I'm sorry. -Thank you. You should be sorry.

He was with a different girl here last night, right on that same couch.

Haha...ruined your date. -It's a bit late for that.

-Mr. Leung, put down the computer. We need to talk.

-Good. I want to talk to you as well.

I want you to get rid of the internet.

-Well, that's not gonna happen. -They are using it to laugh at me.

-You have to learn to let it go.

-They're sitting right there, laughing at me, while I'm sitting right there.

I want them to laugh behind my back like they do to you.

-Mr. Leung, these videos come and go all the time.

There'll be a new one soon, everyone will just forget.

You have to be the bigger man.

-Fine.

-What do they say about me?

-They call you pigeon face.

-And I'm gonna let that go.

Who?

-All of them.

-[Gerry]: Alright, have a good day.

Kira, can you erase the board for me?

-Thank you Mr. D. -Can I help her Mr. D?

-Not today, there's only one brush.

[Gerry under his breath]: Get a hot single mom Lucy, and you can help.

What are you guys doing? -We're waiting for Kira.

-Alright, can you wait back there a little? I need to talk to Kira.

Kira, is your mom picking you up today after school?

-No, she has to work. -My mom's picking me up.

-Mine too Sir. -Can you guys just step back a little bit?

You shouldn't really be listening.

Does she work most nights? Do you know when her schedule is?

-She didn't work last night. -My mom worked last night.

-My mom's a stay at home mom.

-Oh good. Why don't you guys go make out in the hall or something.

Did she say anything about last night?

Or did she ah...any moods? Was she happy?

Did you recognize anything? -Nope.

-Did she say anything about losing her phone?

-Sir, I'm done cleaning the board, anything else? -Nope.

She's definitely not picking you up today?

-Sir, that's a lot of questions, it's kind of annoying.

-[Quietly]: Kind of annoying? You're annoying.

♪ Music

-Well look who it is. -Hey Trudy.

-Don't you 'Hey Trudy' me. Where's your attendance?

-Ugh, I forgot. It's in my class.

-Well, when is it going to be in my hands?

-Alright, Trudy, I'm not having the best day, so can we just lay off on the attendance?

-Why...Oh! You screwed up your date, didn't you?

-Okay, none of your business. -I knew you were going to.

-You did not know. -Yes I did. What did you do Gerry?

-Trudy. That's not funny. -Talk to her? Tell her your inner most thought?

Scared the hell out of her, didn't you?

-That's none of your business. Could we stop talking about it?

And I don't want to talk about attendance. Can we just drop it?

-It's important. -It's not, it's not.

-It's the record of which students made it to school alive today.

-No it's not! It's to see who's here. So what?

-I need your attendance first thing every morning!

-Or what? -I will hurt you.

-Fine, I'll bring my attendance. -Good.

-You should stop talking about my dates to people.

-That's all.

Will they just give anyone a teaching degree?

[Laughing]

[Laughing]

[Laughing]

[Laughing]

-Alright everyone, Leung announcement.

Everyone, okay.

Fine, I will get up on the chair.

Alright everyone. Okay. Um, okay, why won't that stop?

Um, as everyone knows I have been disgraced like a whisper that has been yelled.

And I demand whoever put up the video on the internet systems...

To take it down immediately. I demand your respect.

Thank you.

End of Leung announcement. [Student mouths]: What?

♪ Music

[Jean]: Okay, just take a seat.

-Hi. -Gerry, what are you doing here?

-I tried to phone you, couldn't reach you, I wanted to come down and explain that situation.

-Yeah, I'm at my work. -Hey! I'm next.

-One second Mrs. Jacobs. -One second Mrs. Jacobs.

-But my foot hurts. -Have a seat, it'll feel better.

-You know what Gerry? When I'm on a date and a hooker turns up.

-You hired a hooker? -She was an elite escort.

-When a hooker turns up and my date owes her money I just feel like it's my time to leave.

-Okay, can I explain now? What happened?

-[Jean]: Mmmm. -My friend played a joke on me.

Set me up with her, that escort. Okay? And I didn't know that.

She thought I was a client, so she thought she was getting paid.

I'm never paying her, I never have, I never will.

It just, it was a coincidence that she was there.

-Okay, I can't do this right now, I'm at work.

Mrs. Jacobs, you can go straight in.

-You should stay, and get tested.

♪ Music -Tested for what? I wasn't... Mrs Jacobs...Don't....

♪ Music

-Sausage party. -Yeah, it is when you're here.

-That's not funny. -It's not as funny as the prostitute joke though.

Which I feel bad about now. -You could have at least paid her.

If you'd paid her, that's fine, you set me up and played a joke, but if you'd paid her.

-Yeah, but then I'd be out like 100 bucks.

-It's 500 bucks. -Are you serious?

-That's what she wanted, 500 bucks. -That is probably too much.

-She showed up on a date, with a girl that I really like and ruined the date.

The girl left, Jean left the date.

-I'm sorry man, I'm sorry. -I like this girl

-Alright, well you teach her kid right? -Yeah.

-Be nice to the kid. Treat the kid special.

Ya get to the kid and then you get to the mom, right?

You're all set. Can I eat my breakfast now?

-You didn't solve anything. Why do I bother you about women...?

-[Woman]: Bye sexy. -[Bill]: Alright.

-Hi. -Hi.

She said hi to me. -I feel pretty threatened by that.

♪ Music

-I got a question for you. -Oh now what Trudy?

-Why do you hate me? -I don't hate you.

Don't start. I brought my attendance.

I sent it down with a student.

-Gerry, you marked a student absent who was here.

-So what? -So what?!

I phoned her parents to make sure that she was home,

which of course she wasn't Gerry. -Okay.

-Which was a big surprise to her parents, you know,

'cause they dropped her off this morning.

So naturally they panicked and phoned the police.

-Ohhhhhh, because they assume she's here. I get it.

I'm gonna take my time. Okay...we're good. I got it.

-Okay. Also... -What?

-Mr. Sweeny is away, so I'm going to need you to cover his classes on your spare.

-You can't do that. -Mmmhmm.

-Today? -All week.

-No! -Don't you mess with me.

-Go.

-[Leung recording]: And I demand that whoever put up the video

on the internet systems to take it down immediately.

I demand your respect. Thank you.

-So, this is how it ends for old Wayne Leung.

-[Lisa quietly]: Okay, that's it.

Attention everyone. Look...okay.

We all know a video of Mr. Leung has been going around.

But how would you feel if something you did ended up all over the internet?

Nobody likes to be laughed at. [Phone beeps]

When I was young, my nana died and it killed me.

[Voice is shakey]: She used to pick me up from school

every day and then she couldn't anymore because she was dead.

It was a daily reminder and...

What are you doing? -Nothing.

-Are you recording me right now? -Yes I am.

-But I'm just standing here talking.

-I know and now I'm going to put it on the internet for all the world to see.

[Phone beeps] -Oh, so you got me.

So we're even then. -This is rich.

You are such a fool. Everyone look at the stupid fool.

Foolish.

-I guess that wasn't so bad.

♪ Music

-[Gerry]: Now don't forget we have practice tomorrow.

-I won't Sir. I'll be there extra early.

-Alright. -MOM!

-Hey. -Mom!

I made the basketball team.

-Really? -Really, and I didn't even have to try out again.

-Ah, that is incredible. 'Cause you cut her the first time.

-Second chances are good to give.

-Okay Kira, will you wait in the car for me darling?

-Sure. Bye Coach! -See ya. Ah ha, she's excited.

-I know what you're doing Gerry.

-What do you mean? I'm not doing anything

I reevaluated and I thought about it and she's back.

-You really don't give up, do you?

-Nope, I do not.

So we're good? -I didn't say that Gerry.

-But you didn't not say that. -I did not say that either.

-So I can call you. -Definitely didn't say that.

-You want me to call you. She wants me to call her.

Haha...she wants me to...hello.

♪ Music

♪ Music

[Laughter] [Lisa's speech in background]

-What are you guys watching?

[Computer Video]: I killed, my nana.

I killed, my nana. I killed, my nana.

[Laughter] -I killed, my nana.

I killed, my nana. -How could you do this?

-[Video]: I killed my nana. -[Lisa]: Make it stop, turn it off.

-[Video]: I killed, my nana. -[Lisa]: Make it stop.

-[Video]: I killed, my nana. -[Lisa]: That's not true, I loved Nana.

-[Video]: I killed, my nana. -[Leung]: This is the best part.

-[Video]: I killed, my nana. [Laughter]

-[Video]: I killed, my nana. [Laughter]

[Explosion] [Laughter]

[Laughter continues]

-What is wrong with you? [Leung laughs hysterically]

-It just exploded.

We did it.