All language subtitles for Mr.D.S02E06_English

-[Gerry]: Alright girls.
In order to start winning
more games...

We gotta start scoring
more points.

-[Lucy]: How can we score more
points Sir?

-Three pointers! We're going to
work on our three point shot.

Which a lot of teams at your
age don't have.

So from where you're standing,
that is worth three points.

Everybody, I'll feed the balls
back. Let's see what you got.

-Watch this Sir!
I can get it in.

-Okay, get it in Lucy.

Nice! That was a good one.
Wasn't it?

[Girls giggle]
-That was close.

Layups. Let's go back to just
trying to make layups.

♪ Music
-Two lines.

♪ I'm awesome, no you're not
dude don't lie ♪

♪ I'm awesome, I'm driving
around in my mom's ride ♪

♪ I'm awesome, a quarter of
my life gone by ♪

♪ I'm awesome

♪ Music

-She's so cute. I like Rachel,
I really do.

-She's so cute.

-I think I'm just gonna
ask her out. Enough.

-Ah, you should know, she and I
had a bit of a moment...

The other night after closing.
-What do you mean "a moment"?

-Well, like, we were just
talking and then our mouths,

kind of slowly high fived.
For awhile.

-Why do you do that?
You cut my grass.

I say I like someone, you back
off. That's what friends do.

-Sorry man, I just...you
were taking a long time.

-There's no time frame.
Your friend says the like
someone, you back off.

-This is my hunting ground.
This is what I do, man.

You have your own hunting
ground, man. School. Hot mom's.

That Scottish lady. You got all
the other teachers, Lisa.

-I don't want Lisa.
-[Bill]: She's so hot!

-I don't want Lisa.
-Is it cool if I take a run
at her?

-Why wouldn't you take a
run at that?

You take a run at everything.
-Right.

♪ Music

-Mr. Stratton, you have a book
that's 30 days overdue.

You are a disgrace to the human
race. Books are knowl...

-[Colin]: Whatever Sir. You'll
get it when you get it, alright?

-You will get me my book.

-[Robert]: Mr. Leung!

Mr. Stratton run along.
-Yes, you're dismissed.

-Mr. Leung, what on earth are
you doing?

-My job.
-You can't grab a student.

-I'm just enforcing discipline.

-If you're having discipline
issues, you will send the
students to me.

Do I make myself clear?

-Crystal.
-[Robert]: Good.

-[Bobbi]: Yes, he's an
interesting guy and it's...

Hey Gerry!
-Hey Bobbi.

-Have you met my boyfriend
Craig?

-Oh, this is your boyfriend
Craig.
-I wish.

-Okay, I'm going to see you in
my office in about five minutes
Mr. Lundy.

-Okay, thanks Ms. Galka.
-Okay.

This is Craig.
-Shut up!

-Hey man, heard a lot about you.

-You guys aren't playing a joke
on me right now? That's Craig?

-Yup, that's Craig.
-That's your boyfriend of all
these...?

-That's my boyfriend.
-Okay, oh.

-Just here to pick up Bobbi.
-And you're super early,
as usual, right?

And you knew I had a meeting
right? Yes you did. Yeah ya did.

So, you're going to have to wait
for, like, an hour now, 'cause I
gotta go.

-Yeah, no problem.
-Okay.

-Are you guys going to break up
again right now?
-I hope not.

-You know what?
You're here anyway,

why don't you just go help Gerry
with his basketball practice
or something?

It's okay, he used to play ball
in college so he'll be fine.

-Okay, yeah. I'm sure the girls
would love that, if you're up
for it.

-Not a problem, let's do it.
-Okay, just meet me in the car
in one hour.

-Yeah, no problem sweetie,
I'll be there in 55 minutes.
-Okay, don't be late. Okay.

-Love you.
-I love you too.

-There she goes, Ms America.
You got mirrors at home? No. Um.

-I'm not following.
-Here's Bobbi, here's Bobbi,
follow me.

-Okay.
-Here's Bobbi,
there's a guy like me.

-Yeah.
-And there's a guy like you, see
that? You're another level.

So you need a girl where...umm.
-[Craig]: I'm not...

-It's just...it's...
-What do you mean?

-A lot of people would see
this, like I did and go:

What is this? Is she paying?
-What?

-Well, it's, umm...
Bobbi's a great girl. Wow.

She's pretty. But then there's
another level that...

Ahhh....
Okay.

-Yeah.
-See even that's like a...

♪ Music

-[Jimmy]: Hey, Mr. Hunt.
Can we ask one last question
about our crop.

-[Simon]: Sure Jimmy, of course.
What's up?

-Okay, do we have to adjust the
ph level in the soil when we
harvest the wheatgrass?

-No, nothing need change
at harvest.

-Okay, that's perfect.
Thanks for the help.

-I'm just glad that you're
taking such a keen interest in
science.

-Science is awesome.
-Science IS awesome.

Good luck with your wheatgrass.
-Thanks Sir.

-You grow that wheatgrass.
I'll continue to fertilize young
minds.

-Thanks for helping out Sir.
-[Craig]: No problem, good job
girls.

-They're terrible, right?
-Yeah, they're awful.

Actually painful to watch.
I think I got worse just being
around them.

-[Girls]: He's so cute.
-[Gerry]: Don't I know.

-Want to play some one on one?
-Yeah!

-It's hot.
-[Gerry]: Yeah, it's...

-You look hot.
Take your shirt off.

-Nope. I'm good.

-You look like you're dying
of heat. You look hot.

-No, I feel...I feel a breeze.

I sweat a little bit, sometimes.
But...

I gotta breeze, I think that's
a breeze on my side.

-Craig! Good to see you
again, bro.
-Hey man, yeah, how's it going?

-[Dwyer]: Gerry, I'll see you
tomorrow.
-Yeah.

-Remember, inspiring minds,
it's a beautiful thing.

-Man, is it just me?
Or is he so fake?

-Thank you! I've been telling
people that. Thank you!

-Yeah, like, everyone loves him.
I just don't get it.

-Forget the one on one.
Let's go for a drink.

-Yeah, I'm down for that. Let me
just text Bobbi and ask her.

-Really? You have to ask Bobbi?

-Yeah, man. I don't want her to
break up with me again.

I don't ever want to
lose her, so.

-Why?

-Ahhh! Good one, good one.
-Yeah, I was kidding.

-Mr. Cheeley?
-Mr. Leung.

-I have Mr. Roberts here.
He was caught defacing one
of our sacred books.

-Oh dear. Mr. Roberts,
have a seat.

Thank you Mr. Leung, for
listening to me and letting
me do my job.

-Of course.
-So, Mr. Roberts...

-Mr. Cheeley, I have
Mr. Stratton here.

He still hasn't returned his
library book.
-I didn't have any time.

-Shut your face.
Sorry, it's a bad habit.

-Mr. Stratton, have a seat.

-Mr. Cheeley, I have Ms. Tilboy
here, she was caught crying, in
the library.

I also have Mr. Roberts, the
older brother, he was caught
sleeping, in the library.

I have Ms. Western, she was
caught eating, in the library.

This young lady was swearing,
in the library.

This gentleman here was playing
some sort of pokemon.

-Thank you Mr. Leung.
-Discipline.

♪ Music

♪ Music at bar

-[Craig]: I wouldn't say I'm a
good golfer, but I love playing.

-I love to play too, we should
play.
-Yeah, let's do it.

-What are the odds we both love
golf too?
-Yeah.

-What are the odds two white
guys in collared shirts love
golf?

-Okay.

-You know Bill, they say sarcasm
is the lowest form of wit.

-Yeah. That's what they say.
Thank you.

-Hey, can I get you something?
Like a drink or my phone number?

-No, but can you get me
his number?

-Oh, me? Sorry, I'm taken. But
my buddy Gerry here is single.

-Hello.
[Whispers]: That's what buddies
do.

-Hey, what's your name?
-I'm sorry, I'm not interested,
thanks.

-I don't know, I think she
got a call or something.

-Don't worry about her. Man,
you're too good for her anyway.

-[Gerry]: Let's drink!
-[Bobbi]: Hey guys.

-Hi Bobbi.
-She wanted to come,
I hope that's okay.

-Excuse me.
-[Gerry]: Yes, this is weird.

- Whoa, beers, hey?
How many is that?
-[Craig]: Yeah.

- It's only my second.
-Of many.

-Yeah!
-Or last one.

-[Gerry]: What?!
-[Bobbi]: Baby, right? Yeah.

-Yeah, okay.
-Fun! Honey, what are you doing?
French fries?

-Yeah.
-Remember how we talked?

About how you're gonna start
eating better. Huh? And you
promised me?

-Yeah, you're right.
-Have a french fry, one, one!

-[Bobbi]: No, no, no! No!
-[Gerry]: Let him have one
french fry, Bobbi! Let him.

-[Bobbi]: No! No! No! Drop it!
-[Gerry]: Don't drop it!
GROSS!

♪ Music

-[Bill]: Hey man.
What's goin' on?
-What are you doing up so early?

-Early bird gets the Gerry.
-What?

-I just thought we could talk.
I haven't see you for awhile.

-Okay, let's talk.
-Ah, we still on for Friday?

I got these two hotties who
are up for some drinks!

It'll be good man, you get first
choice.
-I'm going to dinner with Craig.

He got us into Chez Sans Sans.

-Yeah, that's cool. Maybe I'll
come with. All hang out, make
it a guys night.

-It's pretty hard to get in to
Chez Sans Sans, so we only
got two, two of us.

If you got three, then
where are you sitting.

-Oh yeah, a triangle would
never work.

I can't come for configuration
reasons?

It's just, it's crowded. It's a
hard restaurant to get in to.

And we'd probably have a table
and you're going to...

-Sounds romantic, you guys have
a nice little candlelit dinner.

And white napkins,
no that's fine.

-Next week...maybe.
-You're blowing me off, is that
what's going on here?

-See, Craig doesn't do that.
Make me feel this big,
he brings me up.

When I'm with Craig I feel up.
I feel lifted.

-Really?
-That's what he does,
that's what a friend does.

-That's a beautiful sentiment.
You enjoying being the third
wheel in Bobbi's relationship?

-Well, they break up a lot. So
soon, we'll just be two wheels.

Me and Craig. And you will be
the third wheel. So the wheel
will be on the other foot.

♪ Music

-Hello Trudy.

-You're a quick little bugger,
aren't you?

-So, what was Mr. Cheeley's
reaction to all the students I
brought him?

Rage? Anger?

-Didn't seem to bother him at
all. I think you're going to
have to take it up a notch.

-Murder him.
-Maybe half a notch.

-You are truly helpful.

-Cool, thanks Mr. Hunt.
-You're very welcome.

-What's old Jimmy boy saying?

-Oh, he and his friends are
working on a big science
project.

So I'm helping them out.
-Oh, Simon.

-They're growing wheatgrass.
Nutritional drink, they're
starting a business.

Isn't that...Ahhhhh! What?
-Are you an idiot?

It's weed! He's growing weed!

And you, a teacher,
are helping him.

-Wheatgrass. I know the codes
for weed. Mary Jane.

-Listen, okay.
-...Blunts, dopes.

-Jimmy is an idiot. He is not
smart enough to grow weed alone.

So he's getting a science
teacher and you don't even
see this?

-He did say he'd cut me in
on the action.
-[Gerry]: Thank you.

Right now you're an accomplice.
Keep leading him on.
-Okay.

-Keep pretending you're into
this. Go along with it.
-[Simon]: Okay.

-Because we're going to catch
him, and we're going to get
him expelled.

-Yeah.
-I need you to go on the
other side.

I need you to get inside
more on this.

-You flippin' me?
-I don't know what that means.

I just need you to buy into,
pretend, tag them along.

-'Cause I'll wear a wire.
-No.

-No wire. Something nice and
discreet on my chest.

-[Gerry whispers]: Oh boy.
-I don't want to shave my
chest hair though.

-[Gerry]: Okay, just keep
leading him on.
-'Cause it itches.

♪ Music

[Gerry Yawns Loudly]

-Late night for this guy.
Last night.

Yup, I was out. Late.

-We're trying to get our work
done Sir.

-Alright, let's take attendance.
Sheila.

Jonathan.
Lori.

Craig. Craig?
What?

-Sir, there's no Craig in
this class.

-Ohhh! Craig's my buddy I was
out with last night.

What a guy.
How many of you have a friend?

Okay, a really good looking
friend?

Oh no, guys, some of you are
friends. So that's not...

How many of you have a friend
that could be a first class
model, if they wanted?

That's what I thought.
Jonathan! No you don't.

You shouldn't even have had your
hand up the first question.

-My friend Carlo Baldessara was
a model for JC Penney.

-Yeah, my friend Craig could
sleep with JC...

[Class laughs]

-Penney.
Back to work.

-What on earth is going on here?
-Discipline is needed.

-Mr. Leung is just doing what
you asked him to do Robert.

-You're all dismissed.
Go on, go.

Have a great day. Learn.
A little faster if you can.

-Mr. Leung, this has to stop.

For some reason, Principal
Callaghan keeps you around here.

But you have to learn to respect
my authority.

-No, you don't respect mine.
And your tie is ugly.

-Is it? Well guess what.

Melville Dewey of the Dewey
Decimal System was a fraud.

-Your mother is a filthy...
-Hey, hey, hey, you two.

-My mother is a saint.
-For money.

-Okay, that's enough.

Robert, is it true that you
don't respect Wayne?

-I respect him fine.

-Wayne, how does it make you
feel to know that Robert
respects you?

-Warm, inside my body.

-Alright, Wayne, do you
respect Robert?

-I don't not respect him.

-Warm.
-[Trudy]: Good.

Okay, Robert, you say something
nice about Wayne.

-Mr. Leung, you rule the library
with an iron fist.

And I admire that. I do.
-[Leung]: Hmmm.

-Leung?
-I like relish...

...on my...toast.

-Jimmy DeGrazia of
Elkhorn Drive.

-Hi. Mr. Hunt.
-Grade 12 student.
-Yeah.

-At Xavier Academy, how are
things coming with the...?

-Wheatgrass. What is that?
-Wheatgrass.

-Oh it's a yearbook thing.

-Hey guys, what's, ah, what?
-Hi.

-What are you doing?

-Just thought I'd meet you here,
I knew you were gonna be here.

So, I thought I'd swing by and
make sure that everything
went down smoothly.

Jimmy, I found you a potential
buyer, you know Mr. Duncan.

-Heard you're starting a little
wheatgrass business, Jimmy.

-[Jimmy]: Yeah.
-Good for you.

-We don't have many customers
yet, but we're hoping.
-Yeah, well uh...

I heard that stuff's good for
you. So how about I, become
your first customer?

-[Jimmy]: Yeah? That'd
be awesome.

-Ah good, how about $300 worth?
Is that good?

-That's great.
-So to confirm that figure is...

-$300.
-[Simon]: $300.

-[Gerry]: $300.
-I'll have it tomorrow.

-[Gerry]: Yeah, that's great.
-[Jimmy]: Wow.

-Thanks again.
-You're welcome.

-Nailed it.
-What are you doing? Why...?

-Don't worry, he thought it was
a yearbook thing.

-I think you're taking this
too seriously.
-Don't pull me out now Gerry.

I'm in too deep. I need you
now, and I need this.

Do you know what guys like
DeGrazia do to guys like me?

♪ Music

[Bobbi sings to herself]

-Hey Bobbi, can I ask you
something?

-Yeah, go ahead.
-First of all, congrats on
Craig. What a great guy.

Man, good looking, athletic,
funny, smart.

He's everything you'd want
in a guy. How did you two...

How did you guys meet? How'd
that happen? The two of you.

-Umm, I don't know. You know we
met, we clicked and then we're
on again, off again ever since.

-He's perfect!
-[Bobbi]: Yeah.

-But I gotta be honest, I don't
see what you bring to the table.

-Okay, that's not very nice.
Why would you...?

-I'm just saying, I mean I could
see if he got you pregnant.

That would make sense, why he
stuck with you all this time,
but...

I don't know, it's just a
mystery to me that he's
voluntarily stayed with you.

-Is that what you wanted to
talk to me about?
-[Gerry]: No.

-Because it's really...
-No, it's not. Okay.

I didn't come to fight.
-[Bobbi]: Great.

-I'd like to know if Craig and
I, just Craig and I, can go to
the driving range together?

Just the two of us.
-Actually, he can't make it now.

-Why not?
-Because he went out
already once this week.

And we feel like that is enough.
-Okay, I'll go with him next
week. How's that?

-Not available next week,
'cause we have a thing.

-I see what's going on. This is
about me thinking he's better
than you.

-No, we've spoken about this,
Craig and I.

And we feel like he can't start
going out all the time,
with you.

-Does Craig feel this way?
-[Gerry]: Yeah.

-Yeah, yeah he does.
-My Craig?

-He's my Craig. Okay? My Craig,
my boyfriend. Not yours.

-[Gerry]: Yeah, okay.
He's our Craig.
-He's not our Craig, Gerry.

Think about it. I sleep
with him. Do you?

God.

-Malik and Gerry? Drive
the balls together?
♪ Music

-No Malik, I don't
want to drive balls.

♪ Music

-You look sad Mr. D.
-I'm fine Kira.

-If you want to talk,
I'm here for you.

I'm your friend.

-Oh, look who it is,
Mr. Bobbi Galka.

-Listen Gerry, I'm sorry
about all this.
-You should be.

-[Kira]: Yeah!!
-Kira. Layups.

-Mmmm, I don't like layups.
-Go do layups, thank you.

-I'm sorry I had to cancel
our golfing day.

-[Gerry]: I guess mommy wouldn't
let you come out and play.

-What's going on here?
-Are you kidding me right now?

I was just going to see if Craig
could come out and play with us,
with your permission.

-Stop manipulating him to
go out with you, okay?

-What is he your ch...
-[Bobbi]: No.

-[Gerry]: Are you kidding me
right now Bill?
-Hey man. Just...

-[Gerry]: Wow, look at the blue
shirt twins.

-[Bill]: Are you serious?
-What are you doing here?

-I just thought maybe we could
talk, 'cause things are, like,
getting a little weird.

-[Kira]: Sir.
-Kira, not now.

-There's no drinking beer on
school property Sir.
-[Gerry]: Go.

-I don't need that from her.
-Yeah, you brought beer in
front of the kids.

What are you, an idiot?
-Sir?

-Not now Kira.
-No, but Sir, Lucy hurt
her ankle.

[Lucy is crying]

-This is your fault.
See what you did?

-See what you did?
-[Gerry]: You stop. Go. Go.

[Lucy is crying]
Watch out girls. Lucy.

-What are you, like, 6'3"?
-He's 6'4", okay Bill?
Go wait in the car.

♪ Music

-Do you still have the student
pools, where you get money
for which couples break up?

-Yes, the buy in is 20 bucks.
-I want in, okay?

-Yup.
-I've learned so much this
past year.

I just wish there were bonus
points for who ends up preggers.

-There are.
-Hello Mr. Cheeley.

-Hello Mr. Leung. How are
you today?

-My life is richly adequate.

-How are you? Today?

-Dandy. Just dandy.

-[Trudy]: This is nice. In a
creepy unsettling kind of way.

-I'm glad this all worked out.
-Me too.

-This won't last.

-I know.

-Alright, I told him to meet us
back here, we'll catch him
red-handed.

And then it's bye bye Jimmy.
-Yeah.

-And you're stoner friends.
Oh, here they are.

Hey boys.
-[Simon]: Fellas.

-That's a lot of, ah,
'wheatgrass'.

-It is, but we wanted to give
you a little extra, since you're
our first customer.

-Maybe have some wheatgrass
brownies later?

Yeah we're excited about
your wheatgrass.

-Poster of Bob Marley? With
little pictures of Bob Marley
inside of it.

-[Gerry]: That's enough, that's
enough. That's enough.
-Building up a larger picture.

-We brought some for Mr. Hunt
too, he helped us out.

-How considerate.
How do we know it's good?

-Yeah, let's see the stuff,
make sure it's real. Pure.

-Okay, of course.
We brought test glasses.

-What do you mean glasses of...
-[Jimmy]: You guys can try it
out.

It will give you more energy.
And improve your mental clarity.

-You could use that. This looks
a lot like wheatgrass.

-It is wheatgrass. We're idiots.
-Nooo, you're an idiot.

One wheatgrass please.
-Here you go.

Do you want one?
-Yeah, down this stuff every
day of my life.

-[Simon]: Oooh.
-It's good?

-It's all clear.
It's becoming clear.

-It doesn't do anything shut up.
-That'll be 300 bucks.

-Hundred and fifty each.
I think is...

-No, I don't believe I bought
any. Gentlemen, well done
with science.

-Yeah, good work guys.
You're entrepreneurs.

-Glad everything worked out.
-Okay, I'll bring you that money
next week.

That's good stuff.
I just gotta get paid.

♪ Music

♪ Music
-[Student]: Alright man,
where is it?

-[Jimmy]: It's coming.
-[Gerry]: Stop following me,
would ya?

-Three hundred dollars.
-[Jimmy]: Thank you.

-And you're right, I do
feel better, it's...

-[Jimmy]: I told you.
Body and mind.

-Yeah, it's good stuff.
I like it.

Tell these guys to get off
my back.

-Premium wheatgrass. Enjoy.
-Thanks.