All language subtitles for Mr.D.S02E05_English

"[Music plays in car]"
♪ These Dreams, Heart

♪ These dreams in the mist

[Gerry Singing Along]:
♪ Darkness on the edge

♪ Shadows where I stand,
shadows where I stand ♪

♪ I search for the time
on a watch with no hands ♪

♪ I want to see you clearly
Come closer than this ♪

♪ But all I remember

♪ Are the dreams in the mist

♪ These dreams go on
when I close my eyes ♪
[Gerry gets upset]

♪ Every second of the night
I live another life ♪

♪ These dreams that sleep
when it's cold outside ♪

♪ Every moment I'm awake...
[Crash sound, breaks squeal]

"[Music continues]"
...the further I'm away ♪

-[Gerry whispers]: I hate cops.

♪ Is it cloak n dagger

-[Police Officer]: Turn it down.
[Music stops]

-[Gerry]: Sorry guys, sorry.
-What are you doing Sir?

-It just sprung off my foot.
-Is everything okay Sir?

-Ahh, allergies,
pollen, feel it?

-You weren't crying to
that song were you?

-No! Heart? No.
I don't listen to Heart.

Yuck, who plays Heart...Anymore?

-Well, there's no damage and we
can't give a guy a ticket who's

been crying by himself in a car
listening to...obviously, Heart.

-[Gerry]: Heart, yeah right.
As if.

-Maybe we can call crybaby's
mommy to come pick him up.

-Call your mom to pick you up?
-Maybe get you a sooky dip it
in some applesauce.

-You like a little applesauce
on that? Hmmm?

-Crushed up carrots will
help baby's eyesight.

-A little crushed
up carrots, yeah.

-Maybe you guys
should be bike cops.
-Pardon?

-Yeah, how you gonna chase
people with that donut holder?

-[Police Officer]: Whoa, Sir!

-We got a 10-45 assault
on a police officer
requesting back up.

-What?
-[Police Officer]: Hands on the
hood Sir, spread 'em.

-[Gerry]: Back up for what?
-That's too wide.

-[Gerry]: I don't know
how far to spread 'em.

You guys don't listen to Heart
Come on! Everyone loves Heart.

Don't even deny it.
♪ Music

♪ I'm awesome. No you're
not dude, don't lie ♪

♪ I'm awesome. I'm driving
around in my mom's ride ♪

♪ I'm awesome. A quarter
of my life gone by ♪

♪ I'm awesome

-[Gerry whispers]: Oh God.
-Sir, you realize there's a

speed limit in the school
parking lot, don't you?

-Kira, you should probably be
more concerned about the

tests that I just marked.

-Oh, you mean the one
we wrote last month?

-Yeah, okay, well I have other
things I do with my life Kira.

Then mark papers all day. Okay?

-But you're not married,
do you even have a girlfriend?

-Okay, what does that have...

First of all, it's none
of your business.

Secondly, it's the 21st Century,
I could have a boyfriend.

You ever think of that?
-Do you?

-No, I don't Ms. Homophobic,
but get to class, please.

-My dad always said that
any man over the age of 30,

who's single, is a loser.
-Okay, first of all:

what makes you think that
I'm over the age of 30?

And second of all:

It sounds to me like your
dad is a bit of a loser.

-I wouldn't know, he
left when I was seven.

-He lef...he...? What?
No!

Can't blame him.

♪ Music

-[Ms. Hunt]: Have a great
day pumpkin.

-[Simon]: Thanks.

-[Simon]: Whoa Jimmy, hot ride.
-[Jimmy]: Hey, thanks Sir.

-Is that a 6L?
-Yeah, it is.

-Cool, heard the 12L
is off all the hooks.

-Yeah, what? The 12L?

-Yeah, you never heard of the
12L? Tons of space for gas.

-Yeah. Sir, why don't
you drive anymore?

-Oh, I never have actually.
[Car horn sounds]

Bye mom. Never got around to
getting my driver's license.

Busy...
-Yeah.

-Your mom is attractive.
-What's that?

-[Jimmy]: Hot!
[Lisa]: Jimmy! Inappropriate.
Get to class.

-Okay.
-It's his mother.

-Thanks Jimmy.
-Simon, you can't let him
talk to you like that.

-Why, you jealous?
-No! Why would I be jealous?

-I don't know.
Are we flirting right now?

-No. Maybe it's time that
you get your license.

So your mom doesn't have to
drop you off every morning.

-Oh, I don't want to talk about
that let's get back to flirting.

Do you have any weird
stuff in your purse?

-Did you know, Mr. Leung teaches
Driver's Ed after school?

-Did you know that
Mr. Leung hates you?

-Thanks, Simon.
Thanks.

Go see Leung.

-Looks like someone's it
for a game of flirt tag.

-Democracy and freedom do not
work too well if you are...?

-[Kira]: Ooh!
-[Gerry]: Yes?

-Sir, you forgot an
'o' on the word 'too'.

-Kira I know you're new but
at this school when we raise our
hand we wait for the teacher.

-Sir, you know why
it's two 'o's' right?

-Yes I do.
-Why?

-Kira, did you transfer to this
school to annoy me everyday?

-Is that your job in life?
-I don't know, maybe it is.

-Oh, maybe it is? Huh.
How many people find the
new girl, Kira, annoying?

Raise your hand. Nice and high.
Way up! Come on.

Don't worry, she's not gonna
do anything. Oh, come on Lucy.

She's twice as annoying as you.
This is great for you that she's
here.

Until she came, you
were the annoying girl.

Thank you.
And that is democracy in action.

A majority.

Put your hands down.

And now I'll go put an 'o' on
the board for you Kira, alright?

Here we go. Look Kira.

That's for you, okay?

-A reminder that staff
parking is for staff only.

Any students caught parking
in the staff parking lot will
have their car towed and sold.

[Laugh track sounds,
from Robert's phone]

-Finally, there is a student
council meeting today after
school in room 321.

Have a great day everyone.

[Applause sounds
from Robert's phone]

-That's not bad Robert.
-Pretty cool, right?

-Yeah.
-Check this one out.

[Robert's phone says:
Me so horrrnyyyy]

-Umm, hang on. Your finger
has to be right on the thing,
otherwise it'll, here.

[Phone plays: Number
one vice principal]

-Bye Robert.
[Number 1 vice
principal continues]

-Yup.
[Vice principal continues]

-Have you seen Lisa?
-[Bobbi]: No.

-Hey, do you teach this
Kira McGrory girl?

-No. Why won't this
print on both sides?

-Well you're lucky,
she's annoying as hell.
-[Bobbi sighs]

-Do you know if we can transfer
kids to another class if we
don't like them?

-No, you can't Gerry. Listen,
as teacher's it's our job right?

With the younger kids
to help them develop.

So we have to nurture them.
-Blah, blah, blah.

-Okay, alright.
-We should be allowed to
trade kids, like in sports.

You don't like 'em,
you trade 'em.
[Bobbi]: Yeah, great idea.

-Want some help?
-No! I'm fine. Okay? Thanks.

-I can get by you
if I want. Okay?

[Gerry]: Ooh!

[Gerry]: That hurt.

Salt.

-You talk again in my
library and I will hurt you.

-I don't know if you can
say that to me Sir.

-Do you see any witnesses?

If you say anything, I'll deny
it. No one's here to help you.

Go! Get out of here.

-Hey Wayne.
-Hi Simon.

-It's weird, I didn't know
you taught driving
lessons after school.

-Why is that weird Simon?

Because you don't think
Chinese people can drive?

-No, that's not
something I think.

Although, are you
technically Chinese?
-You're not ready.

-Why not?
-Excellent question.

-Now you're ready.
See me tomorrow.

-Okay, what time?

-Now you're not ready.
-No, I'm ready.

-Now you're ready again.
Welcome back to being ready.

-Okay, thank you.
-I'll see you tomorrow.

-[Simon]: Okay.
-[Leung]: Go.

-Alright. 3PM? I'll figure it
out, thank you, thank you.

-Yeah, no, I had to just
leave a little bit early.

Alright, yeah I'll catch you
then, okay, bye, bye, bye.

Can I help you?
-Sorry, you're Scottish.

-I am, yeah.
-I'm Scottish.

-No, no you're not.
-Yeah, I am.

-Well, your parents,
grandparents might be?

That collar is
definitely Scottish.

-And that collar is Scottish.
-You're not though.

-[Gerry with Scottish accent]:
Oh is that right?

'Cause my dad's Scottish and
my mum's Scottish and my
brother and sister are Scottish.

So that makes me Scottish.
What if I spoke like this?
The whole time?

Alright, shut it, you
shut it no you shut it. See?

-Okay, that's um, that's
actually quite good.

Okay.
-Can I help you with something?

-No thanks, I'm here to
pick up my daughter.

-Well, they don't get
out for another hour. So...

-I know, I know. Actually, a
teacher upset her quite a bit.

So, I thought I'd
come and get her.

Oh, why? Ah, some tea...
-[Mom]: Mmmm.

-Okay, well maybe I'll
run into you again.

-Yeah, maybe, you
know, no promises.

-No promises for me either.

-[Kira]: Mom? Mommy.
-Mommy?

[Gerry]: No, that's your mom
Kira? No!

Oh Kira.

♪ Music
Why is she your mom Kira?

♪ Music

-Hope that's not Gerry's
juice you're drinking.

-Hmm, nope.

-Hey Bill, I think I met
my wife yesterday.

-[Bill]: Again?
-[Gerry]: Shut up. Just listen.

She's Scottish, I'm Scottish.

-[Bill]: No, your parents are
Scottish, you were born here.

-It's not about where you're
born all the time Bill.

If I was born in a pig pen
would that make me a pig?

No I'm still human. Just listen.
-I'm listening.

-Problem is this:
her daughter's in my class

-Oh, she's got a kid?
-Yes, she's got a kid.

A very annoying kid.
But the mom is amazing.

-You don't even know her.
-Just...I know her, I can tell.

-You don't know her.
-Tell me what to do about
the kid.

You've probably had
that scenario before.

-No! No, when I hear
there's a kid, I'm gone.

-Oh, I should have known.
That's true.
-Just get the kid to like you.

-That's the problem, I was
pretty mean to her yesterday.

-You'll figure it out.
I got business to tend to.

-You don't drink coffee.
-It's not for me.

By the way, we're
out of Gerry's milk.

-What? You drank Gerry's milk?

Why'd you do that?

That's why Gerry's milk
has Gerry's milk on it.

[Recorder being played]

[Recorder being played]

-[Whispers]: You're on.
-Good morning everyone.

-Two, three, four.
[Robert plays music]

-[Singing]: Today we
start the food drive.

-[Robert]: The food drive.
-So make sure that your

homeroom teacher shows you where
to put your non-perishable item.

-Like...
-...peas
-In a can.

-Babycorn
-In a can.

-Baby carrots
-In a can.

-And bananas, no you can't...
-[Both]: In a can.

♪ Music

-Oh, boo boo, boopy do.
[Robert plays the flute]

-The breaking news train has
just pulled into the station.

[Muffled]: The soccer game
originally scheduled for
tomorrow,

has been cancelled.
[Muffled, inaudible]

[Muffled]
...Over!

-And you've been
listening to the gator...

And Trudy, in the morning.

[Applause from phone]

-And we're clear.

-Ohhhhh. Okay, that was great.

It's like a little concert
for them in the morning,
they must love it.

-Oh yeah, of course they do.
So, same time tomorrow?

-You got it girlfriend.
-Don't talk to me until then.

No really.

-Alright, today we are going to
start working on an assignment.

-Can you tell us what
the assignment is Sir?

-Kira! Ah...

Yes Kira, I will tell you
what the assignment is.

You're going to write a
story about your mother.

Since mother's day is coming up.
-Sir, mother's day is in May.

-Okay, and May is only a few
months away Stephan, alright?

So, you'll write a story about
your mother and her likes.

Hobbies, places she likes to go,
things she likes to do

Also I'd like to know if there's
any other adults in the house.

But not brother's and sister's,
just different adults.

I'd like to know that, okay?
Yes, Lucy?

-Sir, what about grandparents?

-I don't need to know if
grandparents are in the house.
Okay?

-What is it out of and
when is it due?

-Great questions, it is out of
20 and it is due next class.

But here's the catch.
The best assignment, the highest

mark on this story is going to
win Xavier's new award for:

Best Mother/Daughter in...
Best Mother/Child in the school.

And I will present it to you
and your mother, after school.

-Sir, what if our mother
has to work?

-Stephan.

Have you ever had the highest
mark in anything in this class?

-No Sir.
-No, so you're point is moot.

-Can someone please tell Stephan
what the word moot means?

-It means you can't talk.
-No, okay, that's mute.

But that works too. Mute.
-Sorry Stephan, I was mixing up.

-Lucy, it's fine.

-Sorry Sir, I was just
explaining.

-Yup, mute, mute.
Okay?

Let's get started. Kira,
collect last night's homework.

I'd also like Kira to take the
attendance to the office.

How about a hand for Kira,
she's doing a lot today.
-Thank you, thank you.

All this help and good
questions. She's doing
a really good job. Alright.

Kira, Kira bobira, banana
fanna bofira, Kira bobira.

-Ten and two.

-What happens if one
slips to nine or three?

-Then you crash, and then
you die.

-Okay, got it.

[Car horn sounds]

-See, when people honk,
that scares me.
[Car horn sounds]

-I can smell your fear.
-How do you stay so calm?

-It's just mind over matter.

[Car horn sounds]
[Woman]: Come on, come on.

-Okay.
[Car horn sounds]

-Excuse me.
-Where are you going?

[Car horn sounds]
-What are you doing
with the bat?

-Honk again, honk one more time.

Yeah.

-Thank you.
-Ten and two.

-Yeah.
-Old people.

♪ Music

-Aand, there you are.

Okay! One left.
Kira, stand up please.

Face your classmates.

Because Kira McGrory got 21
out of 20, bonus mark
for this assignment.

Which means, Kira and her mother
are this year's Xavier award,
parent/child winners.

-Thank you Mr. D!
-You are welcome.

How about a hand for Kira!
Okay, alright, that's good.

Yeah, too much.
Go have a seat.

So I'm going to need you
to call your mother today.

See if she can come in after
school and I will give you the
award in front of her.

-[Whispers]: I will Sir.
-Alright. Another hand for Kira!

-[Sound of Gerry clapping]

-Jealousy.

-Check your mirrors.
-Check.

-Foot on the brake.
-Foot is on the brake.

-Turn on the ignition.
-Ignition, started.

-Do you know what I smell Simon?

No fear.
Put the car in drive.

-Car is in drive.
-Now, just a little gas.

-Okay.

-[Thump, sound of
dog whimpering]

-Did I hit a dog?
-Yes you did.

-Oh!
-[Dog barking]

-Oh, thank god, he's not dead.
-I will take care of it.

-No! No, Wayne. No.

-Fine.

-Hi Mr. D!
-Hi Kira.

-I made something
in art for you.

-Nice, thank you very much.
D, with a heart, for me.

What am I supposed
to do with this?

-Keep it. Forever.
-And if I smoke it's an ashtray.

I don't smoke.
Did you call your mom?
-Yup!

-When is she coming in?
-She's not, has to work.

-Ohh.
-I have to take the
bus home tonight.

-That's great, okay.
-Sir, you're my new
favourite teacher.

-Oh.
-Congratulations.

-Thank you. Okay.
-I'm going to make sure I'm in
all your classes, every year.

-Perfect, why wouldn't you?
Thanks Kira.
-Bye Mr. D.

-Bye Kira.
♪ Music

[Music over PA]
-[Robert]: It's Trudy and the
Gator in the morning.

It's Trudy and the Gator...
Gator in the morning.

It's Trudy, it's
Trudy and Gator.

-Hey! Just a little heads up.

Kira McGrory girl's gonna
transfer from my class
to your class.

She's got a scheduling thing so.
-What?

We teach the same grade at the
same time, how could that be a
scheduling conflict?

And that means I'm going to have
32 kids in my class. No way.

-Well it's happening, so I'm
just preaching the news.

-Well, I'm gonna have
to talk to Callaghan.

-Okay, fine, fine. Look this
girl's driving me nuts.

Okay? And I don't want to
teach her anymore.

So just take her, she's got
a crush on me too which
makes it worse.

-I had the same...
-No you didn't, don't lie
straight to my face.

-Bye Gerry.
Good luck with Kira.

-You never had a crush on you.
Pfft.

♪ Music

-Trudy, what are all these
parents doing here?

-You screwed up the
announcements.

No one heard that the
soccer game was cancelled.

-Oh! Callaghan's not going
to be happy, huh?

-He isn't, and I explained to
him how it was all your fault.

-My fault? But we're a team.
Trudy and the Gator in the
morning.

-Mr. Cheeley, in
my office please.

-Do you want to see Trudy too?
-Nope, just The Gator.

-Someone's a fan.

-You think?

-Good. Let's start today...
-Wayne!

I can't do this anymore.

I don't want to hurt anyone,
or anything.

-What are you saying to me?
-I have to quit.

-No, you're not ready to quit.

-I really don't want to
do this anymore.

-Now you're ready to quit.

-Hi again.

-Hello big man, hello wee man,
hello again wee'un.

-Wee...?
-Hi Mom.

-Hi. Yeah, you can go ahead
and drop the Scottish thing.

[Scottish accent]: Alright.
No more. There she is.

-Hey darlin'.
-You met Mr. D! He is the best.

-You're Mr. D?
-Yes.

We missed you at an
awards presentation yesterday.

-It's called a ceremony.
-Big awards ceremony.

-Yes, a really important one.
-Yes.

-Shame.
-Sarcasm, I like it, haha.

[Lisa]: Gerry.
-Yeah, so.

-Okay.
-[Lisa]: Hi Gerry.

-[Kira]: What's for dinner?
-[Jean]: What do you want?

-Umm, macaroni!
-Great, are you hungry?

-Yup!
-So, we'll have to reschedule...

We'll have to reschedule
so we can meet again.

-Yeah, we will have to do that.
-Okay, and I will call
you to do that.

-Great. Okay.
-Bye Kira.

-See ya tomorrow.
-Yeah, I can't wait.

-Later.
-Okay, you waved already.

-Bye!
-Alright, I get it Kira, bye.

Gosh.
♪ Music

♪ Music

[Phone ringing]

[Kira's voice on phone]
Hi, you have reached the
McGrory's.

We aren't here to take your call
right now.

So please leave a message
at the beep...Beeeep!

-Hey it's Mr. D calling, just...
-[Kira]: Just kidding!

Here comes the real beep.
Beep.

-Hey McGrory...
-[Kira]: Gotcha again!

-Shut up Kira.
-I promise, here it comes.

[Beep]
-Hey, hey, it's Mr. D from...

ah, the school calling, yeah I
think this is going through now.

Anyway, just wanted to follow up
about getting you that award.

That you have both won,
congratulations again.

Thought I'd maybe bring it in
and maybe meet at the school.

Or we could do it at like a
restaurant, in the night.

Ummm, maybe when Kira's
asleep, with a babysitter

No, bring Kira, I was kidding,
I'd really like Kira to come.

Ah, or not, I guess.
I don't know.

You, it's your family, why would
I tell you in a voice message?

That's um...anyway, blah, blah,
blah. Look at me, going on.

I just really want to make
sure that I get...it's clear...

That I'm...
[Beeping noise]

-Hmmm, never let's you go long.