All language subtitles for Mr.D.S02E04_English

[School bell sounds]

-20 minutes left.

Yes Nathan.
-Sir, we have to go.

Oh! Yeah, sorry guys.
Our athletes.

-Sir, why do they get to leave?
-Because they have a game Ben.

-Sir, I didn't get through
much of my test.

-Oh, okay.

-I didn't get much done
either Sir.

-Ahhh, okay. Ahhh, take them
home alright?

Play the game, take them home,
bring them back tomorrow.

Perfect! Solves that
problem, okay?

Hey! Let me ask you this.
What's it like at the games?

A lot of girls probably go eh?
Is that fun?

Playing in front of all the
girls, that's gotta be cool.

-You just, you try and focus
on the game.

-Yeah, true.
What about you Nathan?

-Ummm...Sir, this is getting a
little awkward.

I think we should take off now.
-I know, 'cause we're all...
okay.

[Gerry]: Win one for the school.
Okay?

I'll walk you out. Loosen up,
stay loose.

Athletes.

Athlete.

If you were an athlete you might
get some girls.

-How would...?
-[Gerry]: Shhh! Sh, sh, sh!

♪ Music
-You're writing a test,
no talking.

♪ I'm awesome, no you're
not dude don't lie ♪

♪ I'm awesome, I'm driving
around in my mom's ride ♪

♪ I'm awesome, a quarter of
my life gone by ♪

♪ I'm awesome

-You should come to Barrels
tomorrow night.

We'll get hammered.
-Oh my god!

Do you ever remember anything?
I got a field trip to Boston!

I got Celtics tickets.
-Mmmm! Right.

-Yeah, remember? You're coming.
-Right, senior class trip.

-Thank you. Saved you
a seat on the bus.

-No! I am not taking a bus with
a bunch of high school kids.
I'll fly.

-How can you afford to fly?
-I know a flight attendant.

Just give me my ticket,
I'll meet you at the game.

-Alright, Celtics! Larry Bird.
-Yeah! This is gonna be great.

Although, we could have gone to
Boston on our own time.

We didn't have to make it like a
field trip with kids.

-You're not thinking.
My trip is free.

The school's paying for me to go
to a Celtics game in Boston.

Free bus, free hotel, it's
like a paid vacation.

-Sweet man! You get a per diem?
-A what?

-Like a stipend.
-Is everything a joke to you?

-I gotta go.

-Hey Simon.
-Hey.

-I have a huge favour to
ask you.

-Anything, literally anything.
-Oh great.

Um, I'm having a really hard
time getting my grades into
the marking software.

Could you help me out with that?
-Sure, yeah. How about tonight?

-Not tonight, I can't.
Ah, tomorrow?

-Oh, I'm going on the overnight
with Gerry.

[Whispers]: He got us both
tickets to the Celtics game.

-Oh! Wow! That...
-[Whispers]: Don't tell her.

-That sounds really wrong.
-It is, yeah.

Anyway, I wish I could help
you with this.
-It's okay.

-If I'd known sooner.
-Yeah don't worry about it.

-[Simon]: See ya. Okay.
-I'll figure something out.

-Wow, you dodged a
bullet there. Huh?

He has the big old crush on you,
you would have been there all
night.

-That's not a crush.
That's just Simon.

-Oh, right.

Well don't be surprised when he
shows up with your name tattooed
on his neck.

-I don't think that's what
happens when someone has
a crush.

-[Trudy]: It does in my world.
Weird little fellow, isn't he?

-Mr. Duncan. Can we have a word
about this Boston itinerary?

-What's ah...
What's wrong with it?

-Well, how can I put this?
I'm so insanely jealous!

I want to cut your brake lines
and watch you parish,

at the bottom of a ravine so
deep no one can even hear
your cries for help.

-Don't be jealous.
-I love this itinerary Gerry.

Kennedy museum, have you been?
-No. Looking forward to it.

The Kennedy's are like
Boston's royal family.
-Yeah.

-When JFK Jr. died it was such
a waste of handsome.

-Alright, I gotta go to class.
Glad you like it.

-Ah Gerry? I did notice one
minor detail.

You've only allotted 15 minutes
to get from the Science Museum
to the Kennedy Museum.

Boston traffic, it's not
going to happen.

-Oversight. So, I'll fix that.

And I'm going to bring you back
a t-shirt from the Kennedy
Museum.

-No way.
-Yeah.

-Ich bin ein grateful, Gerry.

-Great.
-It's what Kennedy said.

-Whatever that means.
♪ Music

-I'm still missing some
permission forms for the
Boston trip.

Can I get those please.
-Sir, why Boston?

-Why do you have questions all
the time? Boston!

It's a history course. Do you
know how much history took
place in Boston?

First marathon, Boston! Won by a
Kenyan, maybe on a school trip.

Maya, maybe you'll win
the marathon.

Sir, it's called a marathon,
because the first marathon
was run in Marathon, Greece.

Are you listening to this?
Marathon, Greece?

-[Maya]: Yeah.
-Is that right next to the city
10-K?

[Class laughs]

-What about Montreal? Or Ottawa?

-Yeah, why don't we go there
Ben, so you can get wasted.

You think I'm stupid? Sneak over
to Hull? To Les Dancers?

Is that what you want? Go see
Les Dancers? Huh?

I know what happens on these
overnight trips.

We are going to the
United States of America.

Because you need to
be 21 to drink.

Which means none of you can
drink on this field trip.

Although, Jimmy, you keep
failing this class...

You're going to be 21 pretty
soon.

[Class laughs]
-That's not funny.

-It was funny, it was very
funny. I thought it was funny.

♪ Music

-Alright, we'll get the kids
back to the hotel. I'll pay a
security guard to watch them...

-And then we'll go to a
Celtics game!
-No, come here Simon.

Look, you don't understand.

We don't go to a Celtics game.
I'm going to a Celtics game.

-Not alone you're not. Boston
can be a dangerous city Gerry.

-I'm not going alone, I'm going
with a friend.

-Ohhh, thanks.

-Simon, my friend Bill is who
I'm going with.

-What? I thought we were
friends.
-I've told you this before.

I have friends and I have work
friends. You fall somewhere
outside of that.

-But the whole point of this
trip was to go to a Celtics
game.

-And I'm going to a Celtics
game, but with Bill.

-What's all this Bill stuff I
keep hearing about? Is there
something going on with you two?

-No!
-Because I'm hearing a lot about
you and Bill.

-We're Celtics fans.
-I like the Celtics.

-Okay, I'll tell you what, name
five players and you can come.
-You got it!

-Go!
-Juon...Jamille...

Otis, can't do it!
-No you can't, that's why
you're not coming.

-No, you know what? Ultimatum
time.

You take me to that
Celtics game, or else!
-Or else what?

-I cancelled my trip to Boston.
-You didn't do that for me,
did you?

-What if I did?
-Oh Simon, I don't think that...

-Ssshhh! What's done is done.

Now I can help you with your
marking software.

-Okay. Okay, but that is
what this is about right?

-Yeah, what else would it
be about?

-Exactly!

-Me and you putting everything
inside my brain into your brain.

-Right, right.

-We're going to put a little
Simon inside you.

-Oh God.

-No, Duncan, if you're going to
take that many students

on an overnight trip, you have
to have two teachers.

-I can handle that many kids
myself.

Fine, I'll go find another
teacher right now.

-Well, you better get on it,
otherwise you have to cancel.
-Cancel what? Boston? Why?

-Simon's out.
-I'll go.

-Thank you Robert, that's nice,
but I'm going to get another
teacher.

-That doesn't make sense. You're
going to get another teacher?

Then you're going to need a sub
to cover off that teacher.
I'm available.

-Robert, you know as well as I
do, vice principals do not go
on overnight trips.

-Exactly, so see you later.
-Wait, sshh.

-Unless they bring me back
a Harvard hoodie.

-[Gerry quietly]: Oh boy.
-Eh oh! Huh?

-I'm going to Boston, with you.
-[Gerry quietly]: Alright.

-I'm gonna get some clam chowda!

-Okay, thank you Robert.
-Yeah.
♪ Music

♪ Music

-Welcome to Harvard University.

One of the best schools in the
world.

I almost went here. Actually.
So it's nice to be here.

And this is Mr. John Hancock,
who is an alumni of Harvard.

And also signed the...anyone?
The Magna Carta.

-He signed the Declaration
of Independence.

-Yes! Sorry. Maya's right,
I always mix those two up.

They are so close together that
I always confuse them.

-So why is it called Harvard?
-Good question Jimmy.

Harvard is called Harvard
because it comes from the Latin
term vard which means very.

And the English term hard,
so they got Hard Vard.

And that is pretty much when
Harvard blended into that.

It's also a very hard school to
get into so Hard Vard makes
perfect sense.

-It was named after it's first
benefactor Sir.

John Harvard.
-So, let us move on.

Let's head out.
That was fun.

You're welcome, Sir Hancock.

-Move on? Not from Harvard.
The tour's not over.
-What?

-It doesn't say 'A tour of a
statue', it says 'A tour of
Harvard'.

We didn't even go inside.
-Yeah, that's all they'd let
me do.

-Did you even ask if we could
go inside?
-Haha, nice.

Yeah, it was a lot of
phone calls, emails.

-I thought we were going to
audit a class, it's a
learn-cation.

-It's very hard to get into this
school academically and it's
very hard to get in physically.

You can't just wander around
Harvard Robert.

-I find that vard hard to
believe Gerry.

-Vard hard? Good one,
that's good. Yeah.

-Yeah, Magna Carta. Try to keep
your facts straight.

-[Gerry]: Like you don't mix
those two up. Everybody does.

♪ Music

-[Robert]: Mr. Duncan, I'm
looking for filthy alley on this
itinerary, yet I don't see it.

-Mr. Cheeley, I don't live in
Boston so perhaps I'm a little
lost.

But I promise, I will get us
back to the hotel through the
alley, okay?

-Wait, back to the hotel
already?

We've been wandering aimlessly
for hours and we're already
going back to the hotel?

-That is sightseeing which
is on the itinerary.

-This trip's kind of boring Sir.
-What? Ben, you're boring.

I don't know why I let you come
on this trip, to be honest.

-When are we going to
do something fun?

-Fun Maya? This is a field trip,
this is educational. This isn't
for your amusement or your fun.

-You kids want to buy some dope?

-Oh my god. Let's go.
I will show you fun, alright?

I will tell you we are going to
the next, it's four o'clock.

It's four o'clock now, which
means, the next time I will see
you is breakfast at 9 am.

Because, you have some
free time.

-Sir, what are we going to do
with 17 hours of free time?

-I don't know but you're in high
school, you're in Boston,
have fun, maybe?

Just get out of my face, I don't
want to see you for 17 hours.

Go, stay out of trouble.
Don't get arrested.

Don't do anything stupid. I'll
see you at 9 am for breakfast.

-Huh?
-Mr. Duncan?

-What?
-Just come clean. This entire
trip's been a sham.

-Not a sham. There's an
itinerary and I have followed
everything.

-We didn't even stop at the
Kennedy Museum.

-It doesn't say stop, it says we
will see the Kennedy Museum.
-And we saw it when we drove by.

-I did not fall off a turnip
truck yesterday, just come
clean. Just tell me the truth.

-When saws the last time you had
fun, Robert? Never.

[Cell phone sounds]
-We're going to have fun.
I gotta take this call.

Hey, make it quick Bill.
[Girls cheer]

-Hey, I need a wing man. I'm at
a bar near the arena.

Come grab some drinks before the
game.

-I'm trying to get there but I
got kids here.

-Hurry up man, things just got
kind of interesting over here.

-I'm trying to get Robert off my
back.
-Yeah.

-Okay, I gotta go Robert.
9 am breakfast.

-You want to buy some dope?
-Do you want to buy some soap?

[♪ Music playing at bar]
-Ladies. Bachelorette parties
are all about regret right?

[Women cheer]

-Everything okay?

-Yeah, you just gave up a lot to
be here, and...
-[Simon]: Ohhh.

-I just don't want to give you
the wrong impression.

-Oh no, no, it's just friends
helping friends. That's what
friends are for.

-Friends! Right, good
friends even.

-Friends with benefits.
-[Lisa sighs]

Look, I think you're a really,
really nice guy, and...

I'm just not feeling that
way about you. You know?

And it's not that I'm not
attracted to nice guys.

It's just kind of, we work
together and I'm just not...

-Okay, wait what? Um, hold up.

Lisa, what in the name of
everything, are you talking
about?

-Simon, you gave up your trip to
Boston to get close to me.

-Ah, no, I gave up my trip to
Boston because Gerry wouldn't
take me to a Celtics game.

-Oh.
-Yeah.

-Ha, wow, that Gerry can be such
a jerk huh?

Simon, I'm sorry.
-Don't be sorry.

You made it perfectly clear that
someone like you could never
like someone like me.

Clearly the fact that you look
like my mom means nothing
to you.

-Ew.
-And I know that I don't have
the things women look for.

I don't have fancy expensive
clothes or a fat wallet full of
green backs.

And I know that I have the
physique of a tall child.

I know that my list of fears is
abnormally long.

The fear that I'll wake up with
strange new allergies.

Hay fever 2.0, haunting.

I'll have you know, I am
perfectly capable of looking
past...

Most of that stuff.
-I call bogus.

-It is not bogus.
-Barrel's, dinner, right now.

You're driving.
-I'll get my jacket.

-I'll get in your car.
-Fine.

-I'm parked in the back of...
-I know where you're parked.

♪ Music

-♪ Going to the Celtics game
[Knock at the door]

-No, no. Get out of here, get
out of here. Get out of here.

[Knocks again]
-Mr. Duncan, I know you're in
there, I can hear you.

-Hey! I was just gonna go to
bed. What's up?
-You know what?

I've been thinking a lot about
what you said about me needing
to lighten up.

And have some fun, and it's
rare, but you're right.

-So you should go do that. Okay?
-Oh, not so fast party pooper.

I brought a friend.
-Tequila, I don't do tequila.

-Oh! Tonight you do. You know
what they say about tequila?

There's a U and I right inside.
Side by side. One quick drink.

-Okay, quick.

-Wanna play a drinking game?

It's easy, when I say drink,
you drink. Okay?

-How is that a drinking game?
-Drink!

-I don't want to play this game.
-Drink!

-No.

-One, nothing. It's okay,
you're just learning.

-How is this a drinking game for
you? You just say drink and
that's the game?

-Because it's your turn now.
You say drink, and I'll drink.

-Drink.

-Early lead. I am kicking
your a-double-s.

[Gerry's cell phone rings]
-[Robert]: Who's that?

-[Gerry]: Drink.

[Gerry]: How's the game.
-Total snooze fest.

But don't' worry, I found this
bachelorette party that wants to
keep partying with us!

-A stagette at the Celtics game?
That's weird.

-Are you coming or what?
-I can't, I got Robert, Robert's
in my room right now.

-[Bill]: So?
-So, he's already onto me and
now he wants to bond.

If I leave now he's going to
suspect something.

-Man, you gotta get rid of him.
-[Gerry]: No kidding, idiot.

I'll text you when I'm on my
way. I'll be there.

-Alright man, whatever.
Last night of freedom right?

-Well that was fun Robert, let's
call it a night. Thank you.

-Or, we should probably call
Callaghan too and tell him about
your little educational trip.

-Or, we should strap on a helmut
and drink through it, soldier.

[Robert]: Drink!
-I'll just drink.

-Someone over here's getting
a little parched.

-Drink.

♪ Music

♪ Music

-♪ Mr. Walrus wants to...drink

-[Gerry]: You gotta slow down
Robert. Let's go out.

-Alright, let's just go.
Let's just go get on the bus.

And let's just go to Mexico or
somewhere, Costa Rica or
Louisiana and let's teach.

-Hey!

-You know my friend Bill?
-Ah, yeah. I know your friend
Bill.

-Well he's here in Boston with a
bunch of girls right now.

Let's go, let's go meet them.
-Then what are we doing sitting
here?

-Stop drinking though.
I'm too tired for this.

-It looks like it's ringing.
Drink!

-So, since the brain process is
faster than real time,

we're living 80 milliseconds
in the future.

-Simon, that is so fascinating.

-I hope to discover something
like that someday. Be the next
Einstein.

Sounds crazy, right?
-No, not at all, anyone could
be the next Einstein.

In fact, he actually made a
lot of mistakes.
-I'm sorry, what?

-Oh, there have been a lot of
scientists that have found some
big holes in his theory's.

-Well, I don't know who
these people are, but,

the only holes in Einstein's
theory's are black.

Black holes, so...

I'm just saying that you could
be the next Einstein, only
without mistakes.

-You better watch your mouth.
-I didn't mean to offend you.

-I think we should see
other people.

-Okay. I didn't realize we
were...

-Could you please drive me home?
-Yeah, yeah sure.

-Thank you.
-Yeah.

-[Gerry]: Keep it together will
ya? Boy, you cannot handle
your booze.

-[Robert Slurs]: You can't even
handle it.

Ahh, look who it is.
Past curfew isn't it?

You guys are supposed to be in
your rooms, what's going on
here?

-And! You're supposed to
be in your rooms.

-Are you guys drunk?
-We'll ask the questions
here you little...

-Don't say it, don't say it.
Think it, but don't say it.

-I think you guys have been
drinking, I smell booze on all
your faces.

-I see booze on your jacket.

-[Gerry]: Oh, nice. I guess
someone's parents will be
getting a phone call.

Nice one. The Cheelster!
Ha!

-This is despicable.

We try to take you away on a
nice trip, this is worse then a
slap in the face.

-Worse then a slap in the face?
-Well, maybe you've never had
a slap in the face.

Maybe I'll give you a slap in
the face and you'll know what it
feels like on your face.

-[Gerry]: Whoa, whoa.
-Can't hit students.

-Teacher's can't hit kids
anymore, they took that away
from us.

-I'll bring it back right now.
With one slap to the face!

-[Robert]: Drop the mitts
Big Country.

-Well, why do you smell like a
brewery?

-Why do you smell like kitten
breath and chamomile?

-[Gerry]: Okay, we are in charge
here now Maya. Me and Roberto
had a drink.

We're adults Maya.
-Grown ass adults.

Okay? Settle down.
-We can hold our liquor.

-[Robert]: Oh dear

-[Gerry]: Ahh, oh no. You got
it on Callaghan's...oh no.

-[Gerry laughing]: You got it on
Callaghan's sweatshirt!

-Don't make it a thing.
-[Gerry]: You got it all over.

Grapes too! Ohhh!
[Gerry laughs]

[Gerry dry heaves]
-[Maya]: That is so gross.
We have to go.

[Gerry]: Oh my god!
I looked at it.

-I just have to change my shoes
and then we'll go.

-[Gerry]: Don't slip, don't
slip. Careful, hold me Robert.
[Gerry laughs]

-[Gerry on phone]: Yeah, I'm
not gonna make it Bill.
-Are you sure?

-[Robert]:Gerry, I really think
I need to go to the hospital.

-Yeah, I can't leave him like
this.

-That sucks buddy.
-Thanks.

[Robert vomits]
-[Robert]: Look I don't remember
eating any of this.

Plank salmon and corn niblets.

-[Gerry]: Ah Robert,
some field trip.
[Robert vomits]

-How ya feeling?
-Pretty good.

-Okay, you hungry?
-A little bit.

-I got some clam chowder
in my bag.

-Not for that, not for that.
I'm not hungry for that.

-Alright, here's the deal.
This is our story.

Mr. Cheeley ate some bad shrimp
and that is why he threw up.

And that is the story we go with
when we get back to the school.

-Well what did you eat?
-What do you mean what
did I eat Ben?

I didn't eat anything and I
didn't throw up. This has got
nothing to do with me. Okay?

-So you're not going to
tell our parents?

-No Maya, I'm not going to tell
your parents that you went on a
field trip and you got drunk.

-And if he tells our parents
about us we tell Callaghan about
him.

-You know, I wish I could leave
you here in Boston.
-You can't.

-Alright, listen up please!
Mr. Cheeley is not feeling well!

He ate some bad shrimp.

So! We will not be noisy on
the bus ride home!

Mr. Cheeley has some food
poisoning!

So we will keep it down for him!

I do not want to have to talk to
anybody while we go home!

I want it nice and quiet!

[Yells]: You do not want to see
me angry.

-The kids can't tell right?
-No. I covered for you.

You owe me! Big time.
-Last night was epic!

-That's not epic.
-How are we gonna top that?

I got your back next time.
-There won't be a next time.

-What do you want?
-Take my hand.

-Okay, that's great.

Robert, the kids are still
watching. You're still drunk.

♪ Music

♪ Music.

-He threw up a lot!
-That's awesome.

-How were those girls?
Be honest.

-First we started dinner, it was
nice, a little bit of wine. Then
they went out of control!

We hit the bar and it was shots
and round, round, round.

We're doing like beer pong, it
was like we were going crazy!
Like, they were nuts.

They were drinking like they
were going to prison the next
day.

It was amazing!
-You didn't go to the game.

-No.

-Potato. Fries. Salt and pepper.