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[Boy]: I tried to reach
for the stars, but now
I'm alone, and lost.
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I wish I had never left my
friends at the orphanage.
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[Trudy]: Oh, that was very,
very good sweetie.
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-I got chills,
I think he's perfect.
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-[Gerry]: Are you guys kidding?
Are you kidding?
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-Mr. Duncan, we're right in
the middle of auditions.
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-We're selling tickets to this,
people are expecting talent.
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-[Dwyer]: Mr. Duncan,
it's for the kids.
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-[Gerry]: Give me your hand.
-[Dwyer]: We don't got time
for this right now.
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-Oh wait, I think I would
like to see this actually.
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-[Gerry]: Stand there, watch.
I'll show you how to act.
[Gerry clears his throat]
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What? This can't be a circus.
There's nobody here.
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I tried to reach for the stars,
but now I'm alone and lost,
like a leaf.
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Blowing.
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I should have never
left that orphanage.
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-[Dwyer laughs]: Thanks for
coming, that was fun.
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-That's the commitment you
need to give and you guys
need to watch for.
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See the emotion, the passion,
the head down when I did it.
The hands...
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The feel of me doing it real.
-We really gotta move
on Mr. Duncan.
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-I should be in this play.
I should be in this.
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-[Eva]: I think we're
going to go with Ron.
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-You're gonna go with Ron?
Ron the wooden...
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That? You're gonna go with that?
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That's gonna be fun to watch.
I'm a leaf. Like come on.
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-Yeah, listen, that leaf isn't
the only thing that blows
by the way Gerry.
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-That's not funny Trudy.
We're all just trying to
do our best here.
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♪ Music.
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♪ I'm awesome.
No you're not dude, don't lie.
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♪ I'm awesome. I'm driving
around in my mom's ride.
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♪ I'm awesome.
A quarter of my life gone by.
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♪ I'm awesome.
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-Hey, are you still in world
religions?
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I finished that unit weeks ago.
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-Teaching's not a race.
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-Uh huh, it's a pretty hard
subject to teach. Really tough.
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-No it's not, because God
created everything. Simple.
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-Callaghan is actually really
strict about not letting
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personal beliefs get in the way.
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-Well, I never let my own
personal beliefs get in the way
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because I am professional.
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Which is why I've never said
anything about your...
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Nose...and...lips.
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-Thanks.
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-Big day tomorrow.
Big five-eight. Huh?
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-What a coincidence, it's
Callaghan's 58th birthday too.
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-Haha, burn.
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Good one. Did you get
him a present yet?
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-Yup!
-Nothing fancy though right?
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-Nope.
-'Cause that's what he said.
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Nothing fancy. So, I think for
his birthday, we should just get
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what he wants for his birthday.
Which is nothing fancy.
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'Cause that's what I got him.
Is that what you got him?
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Trudy...Trudy...Trudy!
-Robert, will you relax?
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-I am relaxed.
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-I kept it small. So you don't
need to be intimidated.
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-Good! Nothing fancy.
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-Religions of the world.
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Christianity, [Catholic],
Muslim and Jew.
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Yes, Maya?
-Sir, I'm pretty sure there's
more than three religions.
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-Would you like to teach this?
-Will I get paid what
you get paid?
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-No, 'cause you can go to
university for seven years
to learn this.
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And be trained as a teacher.
Thank you.
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Now, if the pope here would
let me finish.
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Yes, there are other religions
of the world.
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But they are silly, or created
by crazy people.
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So we don't talk about them
or believe in them.
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Your job this unit is to do
a presentation on a religion.
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I am suggesting the first one.
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Specifically Catholicism, which
is a branch of Christianity.
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Because that's the most popular
and the biggest. How popular?
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Jesus was Jewish and even he
was Catholic. Think about that.
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-Sir?
-Yes.
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-Is it alright if I do my
presentation on Atheism?
-Atheism? No!
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That's nothing, are you going
to do a presentation on
nothing Lewis?
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-Sir, I'm an Atheist.
It's what I believe.
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-Okay, that's what you believe?
Then you do your presentation
on nothing.
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Your mark will be nothing. And!
You will go to hell. I promise.
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Okay, so let's dig into
the text books, start
looking at the religions.
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And pick the one that
you think you want to
present on, let's go.
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'Cause I believe in god,
Father Almighty.
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Creator of heaven and earth.
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I believe in Jesus Christ.
-Sir.
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-His only son, our Lord was
born to the virgin Mary.
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He suffered under
Pontius Pilate.
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Was crucified, died
and was buried.
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He ascended to the dead and
on the third day he rose again.
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You get more Lewis.
And you get a little extra too.
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That's what I'm talking about.
♪ Music
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-[Woman]: Um, excuse me.
-Yes?
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-Can you tell me where the
main office is?...Office?
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-Sure, sorry, ah right
down there to the right.
Are you a sub?
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-Yeah, I'm Danni Burlon.
-Hi...Danni.
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-[Simon]: Hello.
-Hi.
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-I'm Simon. If you need
anything please let me know.
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-Thanks Simon.
-I'm Simon.
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-Thanks guys.
-[Gerry]: Okay, Danni.
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-Cheese and crackers.
I call dibs.
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-Dibs? Simon, Danni is a guy
that had a sex change.
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Did you not see that?
-[Simon]: What on earth are you
talking about?
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Look at that butt! Look at that
hair. She's wearing lipstick,
Gerry!
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-Simon, did you see
the turtleneck?
-Turtleneck?
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-To cover the Adam's apple.
-What?
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-That's what she's doing.
-That's not what turtlenecks
are for.
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-Ask her to pull her
turtleneck down.
-I would never do that.
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-Pull it down yourself, you'll
see a big lump right there.
-I would never do that.
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I don't have an Adam's apple.
-Check it out.
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-You're just jealous because
I called dibs first.
-No!
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-[Robert]: Dibs on what?
The sub?
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I wouldn't mind making a
cold cut combo on that sub.
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-Aright, okay...no.
-Gerry, I already called dibs.
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-Are you serious?
I didn't hear you.
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-You have to respect my dibs.
-Rookie, see you out there.
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Simon, meet the pieman.
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And you, stay out of this.
Quiet time.
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-Do not cut my grass.
Don't cut my grass.
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-It's a guy. You guys
are fighting over a man.
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That is out of both of
your leagues, by the way.
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-Atheism is accepted by
many different forms of
religion. Like Jainism...
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-[Gerry]: Hence Lewis' earrings.
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-Hinduism and Buddhism...
-Hippy religions.
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-And various different types
of Neopaganism like Wicca.
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-Okay, you know what? That's
great, that's enough.
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This is turning into a gong show
here. You just making stuff up
now?
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This is world religions,
not some creative writing
thing you're doing.
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-Sir, please, I put a lot
of research into this.
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-Well then you should have
studied that God exists.
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And that he's all powerful.
Biggest power. Nothing's bigger.
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-Okay, supposing God does
exist and that he is, in fact,
all powerful then tell me this:
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Can he make a rock so heavy
that he can't pick it up?
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-Obviously.
-So he can't pick it up then?
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-No, he can pick it up.
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-But then he failed in
making a rock so heavy
he can't pick it up.
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-What? He can't...
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-Get out, get out.
-I didn't say anything.
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-It's not a question first of
all, it's some sort of circular
thing you're doing.
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-Sir, it's called a paradox.
-It's called a paradox,
thank you.
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-Sir, maybe you and Lewis
should have a debate.
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-Yeah Maya, 'cause I got nothing
better to do then just debate
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Lewis about something
that doesn't even exist.
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-Oh, Sir I'm sorry if my
paradox scared you.
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-Scared me.
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Fine, the debate is on.
How's that for a paradox?
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Haha, you can stay.
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♪ Music.
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Surprise!
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-Oh come on guys,
I told you not to go crazy.
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-Happy Birthday Sir.
-The big five-eight huh?
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-I know you said no presents,
but I couldn't help myself.
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You are a source of inspiration
to me every single day in here.
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And I hope it's okay,
but I took the liberty of
putting it down on paper.
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Just what you mean to me in
this piece of original artwork.
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Pecs...just read it.
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-Is this a poem Robert?
-Three back to back haikus.
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-How very thoughtful.
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-Thank you.
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-I got you a little
something too, Sir.
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-Now, Trudy.
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Oh my God. A diving watch.
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-Oh, it's just a little
something. So you like it.
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-I'm speechless, I mean Trudy,
this is the most thoughtful gift
anyone has ever given me.
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-Well, you're worth it Sir.
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-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
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-Happy Birthday.
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-Oh, look, I'll read
the poem Robert.
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♪ Music
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-[Gerry whispers]: Hey Father.
How's it going?
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Ah, not sure if you remember me
but I coach at Xavier Academy.
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You did a prayer for my girls'
basketball team one day.
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-Yes, I remember you.
-Yeah, I was the coach.
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Ahhh, nice.
-Wait, is this your parish?
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-Ahhh...
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-Because I don't recall
seeing you at mass, ev...
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[Duck quack noise]
-[Gerry]: That's my phone.
One second.
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[More quack noise]
-[Gerry]: I gotta take this
Father, give me one second.
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-[Gerry quietly]: Hello.
What's up buddy?
[Laughs]
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I know. I know, I heard.
-[Father]: Give me strength.
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-That's awesome.
We're gonna get drunk.
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What do you mean it's shut down?
We'll go to the other one.
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I don't know where it is.
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Hold on. Father, do you
know that liquor store...
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-Are you here for
confession or not?
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-Hold on one sec.
Ah, no, no, no.
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First of all, you know who I am
now, so I can't tell ya my sins.
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-Why are you here?
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-Well, I have a student in my
class, he's atheist and I gotta
prove to him that god exists.
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Do you have any pointers
on how do I prove it?
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-Well if there were definitive
proof then we wouldn't need
faith.
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We would just believe.
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-Yeah, okay Father, this kid's
really smart, I can't just give
him some lame stuff like that.
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Do you know anything about
a rock? He's always talking
about a rock.
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-No, no my son.
-Yeah! He's up on
the my son stuff.
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I think that's the language
that's getting priests in
trouble. Call me Gerry.
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Tell me about the rock.
Father?
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♪ Music.
[Gerry whistles for the priest]
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♪ Music.
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-Mr. Leung, I need a
book on the life of God.
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-Mr. Melvil Dewey will be happy
to help you.
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Learn his system, and you'll
find what you need.
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-I don't know who that is and
he's not the librarian, you are.
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So can you just tell me where
I can find a book about God?
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-May I suggest you read the
best selling book of all time?
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-Oh, okay, Harry Potter?
That's gonna help.
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-[Leung]: The Bible.
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-Not the book God wrote.
I want a book about his life.
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-I don't know anything
about your God.
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-What do you mean about my God?
It's our God.
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-I practice Shenism-Taoism.
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-Terrorism? Doesn't
surprise me at all.
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-I think you need to read.
Period.
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-[Robert hisses]
Ooh la la.
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Happy Birthday and one day.
[Purrs]
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-Oh my God.
-What is that?
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-It's chinchilla.
-[Trudy laughs]
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-I just thought this says
happy birthday in ways
that my card didn't.
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So happy birthday.
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-Robert, in what universe,
do you think that I would
wear a full length fur coat?
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-It also comes in three quarter.
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Nice going Trudy.
-Well, I guess you're gonna
have to take that back.
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-I can't Trudy. That's the
thing.
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-But good for you. You must be
awfully proud of yourself.
221
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-Why?
-Well, because you were trying
to outdo me and you did.
222
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Yay Trudy.
-I'm not trying to
outdo you Robert.
223
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He lost that watch two
years ago on a diving trip.
224
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He likes my gift because
it was thoughtful.
225
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-Really? Then what was my poem?
-Your poem was...cheap.
226
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But that coat wasn't
cheap was it Robert?
227
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[Robert hisses]
[Trudy laughs]
228
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-Hey Bobbi.
-Mmmhmm.
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-See the sub? It's a guy.
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-What?
-It's a guy.
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-What are you? 12?
-Just take a look. Look!
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-Take a look, seriously.
-No, it is very clearly
a woman, Gerry.
233
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-Well, you're not
the best judge.
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-What did you say?
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-Yeah, thought so.
-[Simon]: Hey Bobbi.
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-Hey Simon.
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-Oh, like what you see Gerry?
238
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Get a nice eyeful,
'cause that's my girl.
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-It's a guy Simon.
-Oh, if it's a guy, then why is
she going on a date with me?
240
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-You gotta be kidding me.
You didn't ask her out.
241
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-Oh, I asked her and she agreed.
Props up top.
242
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-Have you seen 'The Crying
Game'?
-No, good movie?
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-Just follow my lead here.
Hey!
-[Danni]: Hey guys.
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-Why don't you join us?
-Can't, gotta get
to my next class.
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-[Simon and Gerry]: Oh.
-[Gerry]: Is that a drip?
246
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-Where?
-It's right above your head.
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-Where? Do you feel a drip?
Where is there a drip?
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-There's a drip.
-[Simon]: Where do
you see a drip?
249
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-Look up. Look Up.
-[Simon]: I don't see it.
Guide my eyes.
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-I don't see anything.
-[Gerry]: Look, there's a drip.
251
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-Look, I've really got
to get to my next class.
-[Gerry]: Okay.
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-[Simon]: Where's the drip?
-[Danni]: But if I see anything,
I'll let someone know.
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See you tonight Simon?
-See you tonight.
254
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-There's no drip Simon.
-What?
255
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-Okay, I wanted to see if
she had an Adam's apple.
256
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I was trying to get her
to expose her neck.
257
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But she kept looking up with me,
then looking down with me.
258
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You've really got to see
'The Crying Game' before
you go on this date.
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-[Simon]: I'm gonna watch
that movie. Funny?
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-Yeah. You'll both enjoy it.
She might be in it.
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-I've never seen
you read before.
263
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-I don't know how this is the
best selling book of all time.
264
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-What do you know about
debating? Let alone religion?
265
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-Okay, I know a lot about
religion, because I was
raised very Catholic.
266
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We went to church every Sunday.
267
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So I know all the sayings,
all the responses. For instance:
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Lord have mercy, then you say,
Christ have mercy.
269
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Then you gotta come
back to Lord have mercy.
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You wouldn't know that.
-I do not know that.
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What does it mean?
-I don't know.
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-This is going to be a disaster.
-I'm in trouble.
273
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-I think you are in trouble, you
have no chance against this kid.
274
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-I'll call in sick.
-You know what you could do?
275
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Remember your strategy from
teacher's college for
presentations?
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All style, no substance.
Yes! You could do that.
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You have no substance. You could
just, like, put on a little
smoke and mirrors show.
278
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A little razzle dazzle.
-Big show.
279
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-A little David Blaine, right?
-Yeah...who?
-David Blaine.
280
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-Who's that?
-He's a magician.
281
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-Get him to come in.
-Oh yeah, do your presentation?
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-Call him.
-He's famous, he's on TV.
283
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-Well then, why are
you bringing him up?
-To help inspire, for the show.
284
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-Don't tell me you can get
him if you can't get him
Who brings up somebody
285
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and then says I can't get them?
-Are you serious?
♪ Music
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-You got me all excited.
You said David Blaine,
like I'll get David Blaine.
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♪ Music
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[Lewis]: Oh, and um, so...that
is why I don't believe in God.
289
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I don't believe in God.
290
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-Yes! Clap. Thank you my son
for not believing in me.
291
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But how foolish are you?
I am here in front of you.
292
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Do not listen to that man.
Follow me.
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Follow me on Twitter as well,
if you like. I'm everywhere.
294
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You cannot deny that Jesus
is standing in front of you.
295
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I am also, God,
the Father of Jesus, and
296
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I am the Holy Spirit as well,
three things into one.
297
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Which is confusing,
I understand.
298
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But I am here for
you my children.
299
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Do not listen to evil,
non-believers follow me.
300
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You must be Jimmy.
301
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'Cause God, slash Jesus, slash
Holy Spirit knows everyone.
302
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You believe in me, my son?
-I will for an A in the class.
303
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-You will never
get an A, my son.
304
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You are stupid.
Get out Jimmy.
305
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Go to the gates of Hell! Die!
-Would Jesus do that?
306
00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,573
-Just get out, would you? You're
screwing up the whole story.
307
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:02,440
I'm doing a presentation.
308
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:07,883
That was Satan also known as
Jimmy. Satan is an A-hole.
309
00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:14,063
Amen to that. But I am real.
My blood is for you.
310
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I have died for you,
I have come back etc., etc.
311
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You will not betray me,
Jesus Christ, the son
of God, who exists.
312
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[Gerry whispers]: I win.
313
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[Whispers]: It's just ketchup,
don't worry about it.
314
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In the name of me, and me
and me and me, amen.
315
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[Callaghan]: Look, Duncan,
I shouldn't have to tell you,
316
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you don't bring your personal
beliefs into the school.
317
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-They're everyone's beliefs.
318
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-It is Xavier's policy...
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Come on, I can't yell at you
when you're dressed like that.
320
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-Is that better?
321
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-You are going to write the
parent of every student in
that class and apologize.
322
00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:05,197
-Why don't I just write one...?
323
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-Xavier accepts every religious
faith, without bias.
324
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-You know the teachings of
my religion are forgiveness.
325
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-Thank you. Go.
326
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-That's a lot of writing Sir,
but Jesus can do it.
327
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-Get out!
-Good luck when you die Sir.
328
00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:27,482
-[Gerry]: Hey Trudy.
-[Trudy]: Hey my Lord.
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♪ Music
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-[Robert]: Sir, pardon me?
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After careful consideration
and a little bit of research,
332
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I think I've found, maybe, the
perfect gift worthy of the day
of your birth.
333
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:41,672
-Robert, this is completely
unnecessary.
334
00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:44,892
-Please, please just indulge me.
Hear me out.
335
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:51,898
It's your family tree.
-My God.
336
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:54,250
This is incredible.
-I mean, it's no diving watch.
337
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:59,082
It shows who all of your
relatives were, where they
lived, when they died.
338
00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:03,468
-It's very impressive, Robert.
339
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:08,827
Oopsy, look at that, your great-
grandfather died at 60. Shame.
340
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:12,790
Oh look, your great-grandmother
too, also died at 60.
341
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:18,790
In fact, ooh weird, looks
like not too many of your
ancestors made it past 60.
342
00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:23,316
That's funny.
Not funny haha, obviously.
343
00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:25,763
-It was a different time.
That's not what's important.
344
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What's important is, a pretty
special person got you
a birthday gift.
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Happy birthday Sir.
-Yeah, happy birthday.
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-[Sings]: And many more.
347
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-Well, at least two more,
anyway, Robert.
348
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[Trudy laughs]: Well done.
349
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,387
-Hey! Well?
-Oh, yeah, you were right.
350
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,560
-I knew it.
-Yeah.
351
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:52,306
-Hey, Wayne, you that Dan...
-I don't care, Gerry.
352
00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:54,438
-How'd you find out?
353
00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:57,051
-Well, she came over to watch a
movie and I got my mom out
354
00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:58,922
of there by telling her some of
the guys were coming over.
355
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-Technically, that's true.
356
00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:03,194
-Anyway, we're watching the
movie and we start to kiss.
357
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:05,539
And I felt a lump.
-A lump?
358
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:09,019
-Sure, yeah. Anyway, the movie
ends, we're out on the porch,
I'm kissing her goodnight.
359
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:12,280
She is beautiful, Gerry.
Strong hands.
360
00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:15,195
French kissing is weird,
it's like little snakes
in your mouth.
361
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:18,461
Anyway, let me ask you
something, in terms of bases...
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Does this count?
363
00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:24,159
-Sure. Yes! First base baby!
You finally got there.
364
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-Second base.
-Second? Okay. Second not third?
365
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-I rounded it too,
looked at third.
366
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:31,125
-You didn't go near third?
-I had to go back.
367
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,430
-Afternoon ladies.
-I got to second base.
368
00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:35,566
-No, not with Danni?
-Yeah, with Danni.
369
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-Dude! No, I was gonna tap that.
-Yes!
370
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,831
-This coat is amazing.
-I thought we were vibing.
371
00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:44,656
-Well.
-I'm ten times the man you are.
Details, let's go.
372
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-I was right? Remember that.
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-[Simon]: We kissed.
-[Robert]: Where?
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-[Simon]: Porch.
-[Robert]: You dirty, dirty dog.
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-[Simon]: Yeah, I felt
pretty dirty.
-I have transgendar!
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♪ Music.
-No one believed me.
377
00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:58,975
♪ Music.
378
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:03,159
-Thanks for nothing
Father Judas.
379
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,512
I don't know what that stuff
you were saying, but it didn't
help me with the rock story.
380
00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:08,643
So what do you have
to say for yourself?
381
00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:10,945
You're supposed to help us,
when we come here.
382
00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:15,082
Nothing, just as I thought.
Pathetic.
383
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,956
-Forgive me Father,
for I have sinned.
384
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:21,179
It's been six months since
my last confession.
385
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,870
And these are my sins.
386
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:27,748
I slept with my deceased
husbands colleague.
387
00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:29,921
-Okay, okay, okay.
388
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:34,577
Well, that can happen.
One thing leads to another...
389
00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:40,674
So, you have a couple
drinks...and...things...
390
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:43,367
Get out of hand,
I've been there.
391
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:46,416
I've been there many times.
So don't worry, he's dead.
392
00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:48,552
So you didn't do anything wrong.
393
00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:52,425
I wouldn't worry too much about
it. So just practice safe sex,
394
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:56,078
and make sure you check
your blood pressure.
395
00:20:56,124 --> 00:21:01,484
And how about we doooo,
I don't know, why don't we do...
396
00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:06,571
Why don't we do three Hail
Mary's and two Our Father's.
397
00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:09,443
Do three Our Father's and
you're good to go.
398
00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:12,485
-Thank you Father.
-You're welcome.
Nice meeting you, by the way.
399
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:18,098
Next.
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