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Angela: Hi Trudy.
Trudy: Hi Angela. Did he forget
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his lunch again?
Angela: He did. I told him I'd
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bring it and to meet
me at the office.
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Trudy: Why don't you just
grab a seat over there.
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Angela: Thank you.
Trudy: Ok.
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Gerry: Here's those forms Trudy.
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Wow...
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Trudy whispers: Go for it!
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Gerry: Hi, have you been looked
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after?
Angela: Yes, I have, but
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thank you.
Gerry: You're welcome.
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Angela: You're all
so friendly here.
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Gerry laughs: Oh.
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Trudy: I think she likes you.
Gerry: Go talk to her?
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Trudy: Go for it!
Simon: Hey Gerry!
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Gerry: Hey Simon
Simon: Hey mom.
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Angela: Hi sweetie.
Here's your lunch.
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Simon: Thanks mom, see ya.
Bye Gerry.
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Gerry: See ya Simon.
Angela: Maybe I'll see you again
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sometime.
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Gerry: Never.
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Gerry: I was just thinking stuff
about Simon's mom I didn't...
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Trudy: Don't. Don't tell me
what you were thinking.
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Gerry: Wow, that's embarrassing.
No, I couldn't.
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Forget, I'd be his father.
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♪ I'm awesome, no you're
not dude, don't lie
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♪ I'm awesome, I'm driving
around in my mom's ride
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♪ I'm awesome, a quarter
of my life gone by
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♪ I'm awesome, awesome,
awesome.
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Gerry: Why would you not...
I told you to put Mr. D at the
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bottom.
Simon: Then people would think I
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boxing Mr. Dwyer.
Gerry: No, they wouldn't.
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Dwyer: Gentlemen! There's a lot
of buzz about this charity
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boxing match you got goin' on.
Gerry: Pretty exciting. How's
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your cartoon thingy?
Dwyer: Definitely not as
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big as this man.
Gerry: Well, you're doin
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somethin' though, that's great.
Simon: You should draw a
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caricature of me
pulverizing Gerry.
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Gerry: Simon.
Dwyer: You think so?
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Gerry: We've gone through this
many times, we are staging this
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fight. 'K? It's not real, cause
if it's real and I try I'm
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gonna hurt you.
Simon: I'm not so sure about
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that to be honest.
Gerry: Have you ever been in a
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fight Simon?
Simon: No
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Gerry: I have.
Punched in the face?
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Simon: No
Gerry: I have. That's why we're
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staging it.
Dwyer: Look, any help you need
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let me know champ, I gotcha.
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Gerry: See what he's
trying to do there?
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Simon: He hurt your shoulder?
Gerry: No he didn't
hurt anything.
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He's trying to get involved in
this so that he can
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take some credit for the biggest
event ever at this school.
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I'm not stupid.
Simon: Yeah, and we're going to
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make way more money
than that guy.
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Gerry: Not we, me. This is my
event. I don't mind you being
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part of it but I did it.
Simon: Yeah, but without me,
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this event doesn't exist. You
don't scare me Mr. Duncan, I've
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got moves you've never seen.
Come at cha from the front
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bop around like a kangaroo.
Walk away Mr. Duncan, you can't
escape your fate.
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Robert: Dennis, don't do
that with your face...Hey, is
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that the new video game
"Confiscators"? Don't mind if I
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do.
Lisa: Hey, Robert.
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Robert: Ms. Mason
Lisa: Hey, is this your phone?
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I found it in the parking lot.
Robert: Yes, thank you!
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Lisa: No problem.
Robert: This has been happening
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so much lately. I have
to get a new belt clip.
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It keeps falling off.
Lisa: Yeah, I hate being
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without my phone, it's awful.
Robert: I don't think you
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understand. I haaate not having
my phone. It makes me feel like
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I have these bumblebees of worry
Lisa: Oh, ouch. So, uh when did
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you lose it?
Robert: Yesterday afternoon.
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Lisa: Oh
Robert: Zero missed calls,
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that's good. Zero text messages
and friend requests, nil.
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Lisa: Oh, well you didn't
miss anything
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Robert: Release the bees,
stinging you with thanks.
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Bzz, bzz, bzz, bzzzz
Lisa: Oh, ok...wow.
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Robert: How did a
mosquito get in there?
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[Lisa laughs uncomfortably]
Lisa: Yup.
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Robert: Which way ya walkin'?
Lisa:Um I'm going the other way.
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Robert: That's where I'm going.
Lisa: Ok, great, let's...
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Robert: Bzz.
Lisa: Ok
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[Knock at the door]
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Callaghan: No, no
please, have a seat.
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No, no, no, no, no,
not so fast Mr. Duncan.
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You need to be singled out,
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for special praise.
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In all the years we've been
doing this, your boxing event
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has raised THE most
money for Parkinson's.
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As an avid boxing fan myself
I tell ya, I am so excited that
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Xavier's gonna be hosting it's
first charity boxing event.
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So proud of you.
Gerry: Thank you
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Callaghan: Fantastic.
Very impressive.
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Gerry: Thank you.
Callaghan: Oh, listen, could you
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and Mr. Hunt drop by the office
afterwards? After class?
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We'll talk over a few things.
Gerry: Yes.
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Callaghan: Ok great.
Alright, teach hard.
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Gerry: Teach hard.
Callaghan: Carry on.
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Gerry: Did you guys
hear all that?
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Jimmy: Sir, you got called
to the Principal's office.
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Gerry: Nope, get out.
Jimmy: What?
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Gerry: Jimmy, you're not
ruining this moment. Buh bye.
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Gerry: New rule, you say
something stupid, you will leave
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class.
Benjamin: Where would we go?
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Gerry: Don't know, don't care.
Benjamin: What if something
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happens? You'd be responsible.
Gerry: Get out.
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Benjamin: Seriously?
Gerry: Seriously. Not raining on
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my parade right now,
nobody is.
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How many of you...have had the
principal say he's proud of you?
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No, ok. Rhetorical. Just give me
a minute here to get organized.
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Callaghan: Gentlemen, we're
getting some local press
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interest in this thing. So I
thought I'd teach you
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a few things to help
it make it look a bit
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more real, know what I mean?
Simon: Can we make
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it so that I win?
Gerry: No we cannot Simon.
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Simon: Why not?
Callaghan: I don't think that
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would be very believable Simon,
you're such a thin little guy.
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Gerry: You look
sick all the time.
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Simon: Ok, yeah I got
asthma, allergies. Sure, I
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understand. Thank you.
Callaghan: Ok, Simon, stand up.
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Simon: Do you want Gerry
to stand up too?
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Callaghan: That's ok, just
you and me. Put these on.
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Simon: Ok
Callaghan: Now just because this
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is a charity match doesn't mean
we can't put a little pepper in
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those punches. Alright?
Simon: These things are heavy.
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Gerry: Pay attention.
Callaghan: Alright, now I'm
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gonna throw a punch, you're
gonna block it with your hands,
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very important your first line
of defense, your
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hands for your face alright?
Simon: Ok
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Callaghan: I'm gonna throw a
punch, you're gonna block it
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with your left hand alright?
Simon: Ahhhhh.
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Callaghan: Come on
you gotta be kidding.
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I barely touched the guy.
Simon: Gerry, call my mom.
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Gerry: Oh boy.
Callaghan: Do you know his mom?
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Lisa: You don't have to buy me
any more apples ok, alright?
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Now go.
I'm allergic to them. Okay.
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Robert: There she is again.
Being helpful, as always.
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Lisa: That's my job.
Robert: I got a hilarious email
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forward this morning cats who
bowl, I should forward it to ya.
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Lisa: Oh no that's...
Robert: Got it on my phone
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that you found, 'member?
Lisa: Yeah, yeah this morning.
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Robert: Better yet, why don't I
just print off a hard copy and
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I'll give it to you at lunch in
my office tomorrow.
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Lisa: Oh, I've got a tutorial so
Robert: 12:05, perfect. I'll
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see you then. I might have been
the one who lost my phone but
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you were the one that answered
the call of friendship.
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Lisa: Oh, it's...yeah...
Robert: Brrring...
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Robert: Brrring...hello?
Is my friend there?
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Yes she is just a minute
let me put her on.
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Do you have a second?
Lisa: Oh, sure. Hello?
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Yeah it's Lisa.
Robert: No there's no one there.
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Lisa: It's just, end call.
Robert: You don't have to hang
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up, it's not even a real call.
Lisa: Ok, see ya tomorrow, ok.
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Robert: 12:05.
Lisa: Ok, alright.
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Callaghan: Ah, there you are.
Gerry: Hey, how is he?
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Callaghan: It's not
good. His jaw.
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Gerry: Ok, I'll just punch
him right in there.
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Callaghan: Well he can't fight.
Gerry: Yeah, I won't hit him
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in the face sir, I'll just
go right, I'll just
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hit him everything right...
Callaghan: Nooo, you have
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to get somebody else.
Gerry: Are you serious?
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Callaghan: Yeah, he wasn't
the fighting type anyway
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Gerry: Yeah, that's my point.
That's what I liked about it.
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Jeff: Gerry!
Gerry: Morning Jeff.
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Jeff: Hey, ah heard you're
looking for an opponent
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for the big fight.
Gerry: Yeah, Simon got hurt.
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Jeff: Yeah, I mean I'd
love to help out.
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Gerry: Nah, that wouldn't work.
Jeff: I think it'd be awesome, I
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just want to get in the ring and
you know, make some money for
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charity. I think it'd be good.
Gerry: Ah yeah listen Mr. Lemire
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it would be really confusing for
everybody cause they already
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think we're the same person
walking around and if I fought
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you in the ring, it's gonna feel
like the same person fighting.
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They're not gonna know
who to cheer it just...
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Jeff: Gerry I don't think a lot
of people think we look alike.
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Gerry: Yeah, really they do, you
don't know because you probably
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think they're talking about me.
But thank you, it's really nice
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of ya, ok? Alright?
Jeff: Yeah, ok.
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Gerry: That shirt's small,
a little tight.
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Jeff: Athletic fit...I guess.
Gerry: Yeah, mine's same build
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underneath but a little
less revealing.
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Jeff: It's too much? Yeah.
Gerry: A little bit.
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Gerry: What are ya drinking?
Jeff: Oh it's wheatgrass.
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Gerry: Wheatgrass?
Jeff: Yeah give ya a boost.
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You should have some.
Gerry: Mmm coffee, sugar,
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glycolysis you should know that
ok? Grass is for cows, alright?
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Gotta get a bigger shirt Jeff
'k ? This isn't a fashion show.
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[Knock at door]
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Robert: Lisa.
Lisa: Hi.
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Robert:I can call you that here.
Lisa: Oh...
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Robert: Safe place.
Lisa: Thanks.
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Who's that?
Robert: Oh, that's a substitute
teacher,
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here to make sure this
just stays a professional lunch
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between friends.
No monkey business.
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Lisa: Sorry?
Robert: She could act as my
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legal witness in a court of law
in the event you were to charge
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me with any type of harassment.
Lisa: Ok, this is a little uh...
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Robert: Well no, you can't be
too careful now a days. So as
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long as you're ok with a "mange
a trois" as the French say.
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Lisa: Sorry?
Robert: I just wanted to take
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this opportunity again to thank
you for finding my phone.
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I'm one of those people who
feels you can never say
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thanks enough.
Lisa: No, no I think you can say
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thanks enough. I feel
really, really thanked.
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Robert: I haven't thanked you
in your mouth...with food...
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with food.
Lisa: Yeah.
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Robert: I haven't thanked
you there. I think
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that's the nicest way you can
say thanks to someone.
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Lisa: Yay.
[Knock at door]
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Robert: That's our food.
Lisa: Ok
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Robert: Garçon
Lisa: Thank you.
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Lisa: Grilled cheese from the
cafeteria, did you want any?
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Robert: She's fine.
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Gerry: Alan your heart will be
fine. I'll do all the work. We
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just have to dance around a
little, couple shots right here.
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Callaghan: Duncan, did you find
a new opponent yet?
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Gerry: Alan?
Alan: No.
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Gerry: Thanks that's pathetic.
No, sir.
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Callaghan: Great news! Paul
Dwyer's agreed to fight you, he
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used to box when he was a kid so
he knows just what he's doing.
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Gerry: Ok, we're not really the
same weight, so that's gonna...
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Dwyer: Gerry, come on
man, I'm a buck eighty.
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Gerry: One eighty-four,
ah too bad.
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Dwyer: Look, kids are gonna
love it, it's for a charity,
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it's gonna be fun.
Alright, we talk later.
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Callaghan: It's gonna be great!
They, they changed the posters
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for us and everything, no extra
charge. It's gonna be fantastic.
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Gerry: It's already...you've
already done posters? So it's
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already happening?
Callaghan: Yeah
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Gerry: I'm gung ho.
Callaghan: You good?
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Gerry: Yeah
Callaghan: Alright.
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Gerry: Does he know it's staged?
Callaghan: Yeah, I think...ok?
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Gerry:Yeah, good, thank you sir.
Callaghan: Alright, good stuff.
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Gerry: Ka'bah Sanctuary at
Mecca? Nobody remembers what?
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Gerry: Sheila?
Sheila: Sir, are you scared to
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fight Mr. D?
Gerry: First of all, we're not
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talking about that, I'm not
fighting Mr. Dwyer. I am boxing.
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Ok? Big difference.
Lori: But are you scared sir?
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Gerry: Why would I
be scared Lori?
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Lori: People are just saying
maybe you are scared.
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Gerry: Well people are wrong ok?
Have you asked Mr. Dwyer if he's
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scared? Cause I heard he's a
little bit scared right now.
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Sheila: I haven't heard that
sir, he doesn't seem
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worried about you.
Gerry: Well, he should. Can we
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get back to this please? Sheila?
Ka'bah Sanctuary of Mecca
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Nobody knows? We've talked
about this for two days.
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It is a sacred place
for Muslims.
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Lori: You wrote "scared"
on the board sir.
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Gerry: So it's a "scary"
or "sacred" place.
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Ok? Ok Lori?
Thank you.
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Bobbi: Hey, Gerry, do you
wanna ah help out with the
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charity day dunk tank?
Gerry: Oh, you know I can't
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do that cause I'm boxing Dwyer.
Bobbi: Oh, you're still
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gonna go through with that? Wow.
Gerry: Wow? What is wow?
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Bobbi: Well, I mean Dwyer's the
nicest guy I know, but...
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I'd be worried if I were you.
It could get ugly in there.
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Gerry: What are you talking
about gonna get ugly?
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He knows it's staged. He
knows it's for the kids.
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Bobbi: He's been boxing all
his life, he's really good.
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And, he doesn't like you
cause of how you've
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treated him this year so.
Gerry: What are you talking
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about? The way I've treated him?
Bobbi: I overheard him saying
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that he was going to destroy you
Gerry: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Bobbi: It's probably
just trash talk.
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Gerry: Yes! Yeah, yeah
Bobbi: Probably make breaking
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your nose look like an accident.
Gerry: You're messing with me.
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You're messing with me.
Bobbi laughing: Yeah...
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just messing with ya...
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[Gerry and Bobbi laughing]
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Gerry: Mmm that's funny.
Bobbi: Yeah or am I?
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Bobbi: Be careful.
Gerry: What? Bobbi?
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Lisa: Trudy. I need your help.
Trudy: Oh ok dear,
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what's going on?
Lisa: Robert is driving me nuts.
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Trudy: Big surprise there.
Shocked.
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What's he getting up to?
Lisa: Ok, yesterday I found his
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phone and now it's like we're
best friends or something and
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he keeps popping up everywhere,
and and he does this thing with
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the bees and like...ya know?
Trudy: Oh yeah.
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Lisa: And he's just being nice
and he's trying to make a
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friend but he's really kind of
freaking me out here. Oh my god.
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Trudy: Listen, don't you worry.
I'm gonna take care of this ok?
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ROBERT!!
Lisa: Ok, what are you doing?
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Trudy: Quit trying to be
friends with Lisa, you're
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creeping her out.
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Lisa: Trudy!
Trudy: Oh, you are very welcome.
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Anything else dear?
Lisa: No.
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Trudy: Ok, you have a
one honey.
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Gerry: This was a bad idea.
Bill: I thought it was like
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a fun charity match.
Gerry: Yeah, it's supposed to
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be but this guy's apparently
taking it seriously and he's...
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Bill: You gotta watch "Rocky"
that's what you gotta do.
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Gerry: Oh yeah ok, I'll just go
watch "Rocky" a couple times.
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Bill: It'll like build up your,
you know, your enthusiasm,
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like technique and stuff.
Gerry: And "Bullwinkle"?
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See that too?
Bill: Don't even worry man, I've
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been in a ton of fights.
You gotta come out,
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strong offense, best defense.
Gerry: You told me you were
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in two fights in grade school.
Bill: Yeah, I'm 2 and 0.
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Perfect...you extrapolate that.
Gerry: Yeah ok, I gotta
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come out first, fast.
Bill: You need to just come out
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fast and hard man.
Gerry:Throw the first punch.
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Bill: Throw the first punch.
You want to be the
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sucker, not the suckee.
Gerry: Be the sucker,
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not the suckee.
Bill: Just come out, you
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you know what I mean?
Gerry: Bam, bam, bam, boom.
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Bill:Come out with like strength
Gerry: Don't even wait don't
even for him.
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Bill: Yeah you got this.
Gerry: You could be
my corner man.
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Bill: I'll be your corner man.
Gerry: Yeah.
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Bill: This is gonna be the best.
We could get jackets. Right.
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Gerry: Now we're talking.
Yeah, I think he fought
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a lot so...as a kid.
Bill:I don't see that going well
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Gerry: It'll be fine.
Bill: I thought it was two
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teachers just messing around
like a guy like that, he could
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break your jaw without even
trying man, that's for real.
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Gerry:Ok, just see ya later, go.
Bill: I'm just saying,
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you could get hurt, you need
to know how to protect
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your head. I think you
should watch "Rocky".
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Gerry: See ya, yeah...
Bill: Watch all of it.
Gerry: Yeah, ok...
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[Students cheering]
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Lisa: Hi, Robert.
Robert: Ms. Mason.
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Lisa: Hi, I am so sorry
about yesterday.
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Robert: Oh, cause you punched me
in the feelings? Yeah don't
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worry about it. I'm well aware
of what my flaws are. I know
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what my shortcomings are, I come
on a little strong and push
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people away. It's not the first
emotional rodeo for this cowboy.
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Sometimes when you fly close to
the friend sun, you're gonna get
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burnt huh? That's what
happened, no biggie.
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Lisa: Oh, but Robert,
I do like you.
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Robert: It doesn't matter, I
like me. I'm friends with me.
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Maybe I wish they made bandaids
for the inside right now,
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but they don't.
Lisa: Okay.
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Lisa: No.
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Callaghan: Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls
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good afternoon, and welcome
to the first ever charity day
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boxing match at Xavier Academy.
[Crowd cheers]
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Bill: Oh hey! This is
for real. Nice.
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What do you got on your face?
Gerry: Vaseline it deflects the
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punches.
Bill: Right. Nice robe.
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Gerry: Hotel, Niagara Falls,
remember that?
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Bill: Oh right. Where those
girls were in the hot tub.
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Gerry: Yeah...Ok, easy Bill.
There's kids around.
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There's the rope, get the rope
for me, that's what you do.
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Bill: Oh, okay.
Gerry: You're supposed to hold
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it down like this.
Bill: We should have been doing
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a training montage.
Gerry: This thing's tight on my
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face, it's too tight.
Take my mouthguard out.
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Bill: I'm not going to put my
fingers in your mouth.
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It's gross. Live with it.
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[Music starts]
[Crowd goes wild]
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Gerry: Oh here I go!
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Gerry: Why does he get music
and I don't get music?
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Gerry: What's he doing?
Hey Paul, what're ya doin'?
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Gerry: Why y'all serious?
Bill: Is he a real boxer?
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Gerry: What are you doing Paul?
Hey Paul, why ya don't ya relax.
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Bill: Just get ready!
Gerry: Where's his head gear?
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Bill:Ya gotta get pumped up man.
Gerry: Stop doin' that. You're
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tiring me out, stop that.
Dwyer:Gerry did a great job man.
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Kids are gonna love this.
Jeff: Yeah, he did.
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Jeff: Why's he wearing all that
protective gear? He knows
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this isn't real right?
Gerry: It's for charity Paul!
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Bill: He's pretty ripped.
Gerry: Oh my god.
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Dwyer: Staged, all staged.
Check out the stare down we
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gonna do the kids are
gonna love this, look at this.
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Callaghan: In the blue corner,
Mr. Dwyer!
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[Crowd goes wild]
Gerry: Relax everybody, relax.
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Bill: Everybody just calm down.
Gerry: Yeah! Calm down.
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Callaghan: And in the red
corner, Mr. Duncan!
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[Crowd hardly reacts]
Gerry: Not Mr. Duncan, Mr. D!
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Bill: Put your
hands up.
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Gerry: Who got the
bigger applause?
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Bill: I don't think you need to
worry about applause right now.
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Ya gotta...are you going
to take your shirt off too?
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Gerry: No.
Bill: No, that's a good idea.
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Gerry: Okay, don't!
Bill: He's doin' that thing
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with his pecks.
Gerry: Ok, stop. Just shut up.
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Callaghan: Alright gentlemen,
come to the centre please.
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Gerry: Why ya so serious?
We're just having fun right?
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Relax! Jeff, why ya doin' that?
It's just for fun buddy.
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Callaghan: Alright gentlemen.
Let's keep it clean. Let's try
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and make it last at least one
round. Give the crowd a show.
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Alright?
Gerry: Okay, okay.
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Callaghan: Protect yourselves
at all times. Touch gloves.
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Gerry: Okay, let's have fun
Paul. He won't even answer me.
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What are you texting? That's
great Bill. I'm about to fight
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Muhammed Ali right now and
you're texting somebody?
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Put the phone away and stop
texting some broad right now!
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Bill: I'm super into this.
Gerry: Unbelievable!
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Bill: There's a bucket for that.
Gerry: I can't even spit!
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Gerry: Put the phone away!!
Bill: I'm almost done.
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Gerry: Throw me the towel!
That's a red towel! Why would
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you bring a red towel.
Bill: Ok, I'll throw it to you,
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you'll be fine.
Gerry: Ok, what do I do?
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Bill: No, focus, one shot. Just,
you don't have a chance.
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He's in way better shape than
you. You're gonna die! Get him.
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[Starting bell sounds]
Bill: Go!
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Gerry: Woohoo! Whoo!
Bobbi: He's an animal.
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Gerry: Count sir. Whoo!
Bill: What a shot.
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Gerry: Mr. D! Mr. D. Whoo!
Callaghan: Call an ambulance.
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Gerry: Uh-oh! Hang on.
Callaghan: Wake up Paul.
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It was supposed to be staged.
Gerry: He came at me sir.
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Callaghan: Paul, Paul?
Are you ok? Paul?
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You sucker punched him.
Gerry: The bell rang. What was
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he lookin' at?
Simon: He's dead.
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Bobbi: He's not dead.
Simon: No, he's dead.
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I've seen dead people.
Gerry: Paul, stop foolin'
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around. It's Mr. D.
The new Mr. D.
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Don't say anything if I'm Mr. D.
If I'm Mr D, don't say anything.
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Callaghan: Go to your corner.
Gerry: Make sure he knows I'm
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Mr. D, 'cause he might not hear
me with the mouth guard.
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Callaghan: I'll tell him.
Bill: You're dropping
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spit on his arm.
Gerry: I'm Mr. D now kids.
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Bill: That was awesome.
Gerry: I know, it
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was unbelievable.
Bill: Oh my god. You're a hero.
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Gerry: Yeah!
[Siren sounds in background]
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Dwyer: Alright I'll be back in
school in no time fellas.
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Jimmy: See ya Mr. D.
Dwyer: Alright.
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Jimmy: Wow, ya came
to ah finish him off?
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Gerry: Look at you man.
Dwyer: That's quite a punch
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Mr. Duncan. I wasn't
expecting all that.
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Gerry: I didn't expect the hood
and the glasses and robe and the
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serious look on your face.
Dwyer: It's supposed to be
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for the kids, come on man.
Gerry: Yeah, freaked me out a
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little bit, thought you
were mad at me.
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Dwyer:Why would I be mad at you?
Gerry: I don't know people were
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telling me you were mad and you
were gonna knock me out and all
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this so I, I just came out all
intense, you're Mr. D, I'm Mr. D
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I was...
Dwyer: Let that go man, you
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gotta let that go, let it go.
Gerry: I know, I know.
428
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:40,149
Dwyer: Let it go kids are
gonna call you what
429
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,589
they gonna call you.
Gerry: Two Mr. D's in the
430
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:43,935
same school, so what?
Dwyer: You got it my man.
431
00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:46,245
Gerry: Ok, Mr. D, Mr. D
cause you're in here, see
432
00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:50,292
this is how I let it go.
Dwyer: This is my card.
433
00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:53,029
Gerry: I know, is it? Or is it
for winning? I don't know.
434
00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:55,911
Get some rest.
Dwyer: Ok, speaking of rest, I
435
00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:58,303
was wondering if you could
you could stay awhile?
436
00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:00,817
Gerry: I got a couple minutes,
I got a couple minutes.
437
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:03,701
Dwyer: I'm not supposed to
sleep, it's a precaution, 'cause
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00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:05,744
of my concussion.
It would mean a lot to me.
439
00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:11,841
Gerry: Ok, I can.
440
00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:25,371
Dwyer: Let's go, wake
up, wake up
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00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:28,938
Gerry: When did I fall asleep?
Dwyer: As soon as you sat down.
442
00:21:29,026 --> 00:21:33,506
I had to keep myself up,
so I wouldn't die!
443
00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:35,946
Gerry: That's a bit dramatic.
Dwyer: Yeah, anyway thanks for
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00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:37,913
staying with me.
Gerry: Yeah.
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00:21:37,992 --> 00:21:40,862
Dwyer: You know we're gonna have
to do this again next year.
Gerry: Yeah.
446
00:21:40,951 --> 00:21:43,211
Dwyer: Except this
time for real.
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00:21:48,655 --> 00:21:51,215
Gerry: You're messing with me.
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