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Gerry: Here we go. This
time for sure. Ready?
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[Gerry laughs]
Gerry: Oh.
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Gerry: Here we go.
[Gerry laughs]
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Oh! Oh.
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Oh! Stop.
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Oh!
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Bobbi: Hey Mr. Duncan?
Gerry: What?
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Bobbi: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't
realize you were teaching.
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Gerry: Yeah, I'm in the middle
of this. Please. Thank you.
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Ah, ah! Now, if I make it
to the desk I win a million
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dollars. Look!
You watching?
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When I get to the desk
I win a million dollars.
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Millionaire! Ohhhh!
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We did it kids.
Whoo!
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We did it!
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♪ I'm awesome. No you're
not dude. Don't lie.
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♪ I'm awesome. I'm driving
around in my mom's ride.
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♪ I'm awesome. A quarter
of my life gone by.
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♪ I'm awesome, awesome, awesome.
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Gerry: Hey Jeff.Jeff: Gerry.
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Robert: Gerry, Jeff.Gerry/Jeff: Robert.
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Gerry: How's phys-ed?
Jeff: Great. Really good.
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Gerry: Yeah? Kids stillthink we're the same?
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Jeff: You're still doingthat thing huh?
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Gerry: It's not a thing. Do younot see the resemblance?
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Robert: Between he and I? Yeah.Gerry: Between?
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Robert: We're in a dopplegang.Gerry: What? You're not in a
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gang. You don't even fight.Robert: Gerry, Jeff and I will
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be covering for you in your lastclass today while you're away on
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the field trip. So, I hope thekids have lots of work to do.
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Gerry: They have lots of work
and make sure they do it because
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they have a test coming up.Robert: I will, gives me time to
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work on my newsletters.Gerry: Thank you. Yeah. And you
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make sure they don't confuse you
and I. Tell them I'm away, tell
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them your name. Tell them
I'm on a field trip.
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Jeff: Oh, because we
look so much alike.
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Lisa: Hey Gerry. You
excited for your field trip?
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Jeff: I'm Jeff! That's Gerry.
Lisa: Jeff!
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Gerry: Hello? Lisa.
Lisa: Ohhh wow. You guys look so
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alike. Wow. Uncanny.
Jeff: Uncanny, yeah.
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Gerry: Every time. It's like,
people are confused.
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Do you see what I'm
talking about? Told you.
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Tried to tell him that,
he doesn't see it.
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Lisa: Bobbi, are you alright?
Bobbi: Yeah, you know what? It's
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just a bit of a sore back.
You're going to be on the bus
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right? In five minutes?
Gerry: Yeah, ok. Relax.
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Bobbi: Just say it.
Gerry: Five minutes, I'm going
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to be on the bus. Yeah.
Bobbi: Easy. Five minutes.
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Gerry: I love field trips.
Eight hour spare today.
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She's supervising it.
I just show up. Ratio,
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I'm for the ratio.
Jeff: I think actually, there's
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a few things you have to do.
Lisa: They have to learn stuff.
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Gerry: No, they're nothing
to learn on a field trip.
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It's just a day off.
Jeff: Take care of the kids...
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Gerry: Tour guides do that.
It's a party day.
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Robert: Good morning Trudy.
These are for you.
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Trudy: Good morning to you too.
Robert: I have to get to work on
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my vice principal's message
for the newsletter.
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Trudy: How are you ever going
to top last year's opus?
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Robert: It'll be tough, but
that's why I've carved out the
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entire day in my schedule.
So, please, no interruptions.
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Trudy: Fine.
Robert: Oh and Trudy, I'm going
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to need that paperwork turned
around PDQ, so if I could have
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it by EOD that would be ok.
Trudy: Ok.
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Robert: Stay late if
you have to.
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Trudy: GFY Robert.
Robert: Sorry?
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Trudy: Have a nice day.
Robert: Wouldn't that be HAND?
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Trudy: Oh, yeah! HAND.
Robert: HAND, handy.
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Robert: Have a nice day you.
Trudy: AH
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Gerry: Let's go, let's go, let's
move it. Big trip today guys.
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Let's get on the bus.
Cassandra: Hey sir.
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Gerry: Hey Cassandra.
Hey Gupreet.
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Gupreet: Hey sir.
Gerry: Alright.
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Jonah: Potato?
Gerry: Who gave ya that Jonah?
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Jonah:My father does it with me.
Gerry: Tell your dad that Mr. D
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invented that.
Jonah: No you didn't.
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Gerry: Yeah and you're
missing the best part
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fries, salt and pepper.
Alex: Are there
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seat belts on the bus?
Gerry: Are there seat...?
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Are you in grade five?
Alex: Yeah.
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Gerry: I don't think there's
seat belts on the bus.
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Alex: That's not very safe sir.
I don't want to go.
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Can't I just go back to class?
Gerry: Why would you want to go
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to class? This is the best
day ever. It's a field trip,
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ya got no school.
Alex: Museums are kind of scary.
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Gerry: No, museums are not. Old
weapons, bones and mummies.
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Alex: Oh no.
Gerry: No, this one's different.
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This one's not like that.
Alex: I really don't want to go.
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Gerry: Tell you what. If you
come, I promise I'll make sure
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nothing will happen.
Is that a deal?
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Alex: Deal.
Gerry: Alright. Give me five.
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Good guy.
Alex: Do you know first aid?
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Gerry: Yeah I
know first aid!
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I know the Heimlich.
That's about it.
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I'll show you the Heimlich.
Bobbi: No, you'll hurt me.
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You'll hurt me, my back.
Gerry: Check your pulse?
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Bobbi: No.
Gerry: Very rapid.
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You're nervous.
Bobbi: You make me nervous.
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Trudy: I need you
to sign this.
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Wow...how can you work
with that buzz in here?
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Robert: What buzz?
Trudy: Listen. Bzzzzz.
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Robert: I don't hear anything.
Trudy: Really? Listen again.
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Robert: I hear, like, a faint
buzz, but I don't know why
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that would bother anyone.
Trudy: Oh, well good.
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Good for you. I wouldn't be able
to concentrate with that.
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Robert: Trudy, get
me Mr. Malik.
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Gerry: Let's go guys. Come on.
Bobbi: Alright guys, let's go.
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Gerry: Fun trip. Alright.
Bobbi: Ok, that's all the kids
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accounted for right? That's
38, that's your only job, you
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need to know 38 heads to count.
Gerry: My job 38 Curt Schilling,
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pitcher in my head, stored.
Bobbi: Don't care.
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Gerry: Where's Simon by the way?
Bobbi: He's meeting us at the
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museum. His mom's
dropping him off.
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Where's your parent volunteer?
Gerry: My what?
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Bobbi: Come on.
Your parent volunteer.
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Gerry: Oh, for this? For the
day. Picking him up on the way.
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Lives out there.
So, just easier.
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Bobbi: Yeah, that's what you do.
Ya pick up your parent
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volunteer. Awesome.
Gerry: Ok, hurry up. Let's go.
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Bobbi: Ahhhh! Gerry. God.
Gerry: Some phys-ed teacher you
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are. Parent volunteer? Come on
Bill, I know you're tired but
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please, do me this favour. I'll
owe you big time...please.
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Pretty please.
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Gerry: Oh my gosh.
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[Gerry clears his throat]
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Mr. Gordan. Hello,
Mr. Gordan. Hello.
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Bill: Oh, hey buddy.
Gerry: Hey Mrs. Gordan.
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Gerry: Listen, thanks again for
helping us out today Mr. Gordan.
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Bobbi: Will you stop it?
Bill: No problem.
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Bobbi: Stop, who is this? Gerry?
Gerry: This is Bill my roommate.
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Bill, this is Bobbi.
Bill: Hey Bobbi, it's nice
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to meet you.
Bobbi: Hi.
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Gerry: I forgot to get
a...parent volun...
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Bobbi: Yeah, ya don't say.
Bill: And this is...
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Lucille: Lucille.
Bill: Lucille. See I knew.
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Bobbi: That's pretty. Ok.
Gerry: Alright.
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Bobbi: You're unbelievable.
Gerry: Come on, seriously?
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You're unbelievable. You
could have stopped kissing,
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the kids are watching.
Bill: Would you?
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Gerry: No.
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Robert: Well, if I had known it
was just a bulb, I could have
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done it myself, I just didn't
know where the buzz was
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coming from.
Malik: Perhaps.
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Robert: I totally could have
changed a bulb myself.
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Malik: You find me the people,
you make me the one and all I
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do is get you
all you want.
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Robert: Right. Couldn't have
said it better myself.
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Trudy on intercom: Are
you almost done Robert?
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It's time for your
10 o'clock meeting.
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Robert: I thought I
said, no interruptions.
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Trudy: Sorry. Completely forgot.
Won't happen again.
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Robert: Well can you
just cancel it?
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Trudy: No, not really.
Robert: Why? Who's the
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meeting with?
Trudy: Look up why don't ya?
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[Trudy laughs]
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Malik: I sit.
We talk.
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Issues.
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Gerry: Oh my, are
you kidding me?
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Bill: We can drop
her off on the way.
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Bobbi: Yeah, 'cause that's what
you do, you drop off the dates
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of our parent volunteers on
the way to field trips, right?
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Fantastic.
Stephan: He's not really a
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parent is he?
Gerry: Yes he is a parent.
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Stephan: Who's his kid?
Gerry: His kid's in the school
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but he's not on the trip.
Stephan: What's his name?
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Gerry: Bahram.
Stephan: Bahram? Why have I
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never heard of him?
Gerry: You don't know every
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student in the school, sit down.
Bobbi: Gerry! Come on.
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Gerry: Bill, Bill, Bill!
Bill: We're totally done.
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Bobbi: Hey, turn around,
don't watch that.
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Gloria: I'm Gloria, I'm your
host for the day. These are your
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tour guides. Welcome to the
museum. We're all set up, so
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follow me to the main entrance.
Gerry: She's too young.
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Bill: For you.
Gerry: No.
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Bobbi: Stop it. Ok guys, hustle
inside. My back is killing me.
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These painkillers are useless.
Gerry: How many mg you taking?
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Probably 30 mg, you need
60 mg at least. 30 mg won't
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do anything, the doctor's
won't tell you that.
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Bobbi: They make me nauseous.
Gerry: Nausea? I got that.
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A little thing I like
to call dimenhydrinate.
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Take two of those, you
should feel way better.
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Bobbi: How do you know
so much about this?
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Gerry: I thought about going
into pharmaceutical sales but
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I went teaching instead.
Bobbi: Oh. Chewable?
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Gerry: No, no swallow it, I'm
used to them. They're addictive
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though, be careful.
Bobbi: What?
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Gerry: Oh, there's Simon.
Simon: Thanks for the ride mom.
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Gerry: And his mom.
Simon: How was the bus
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ride loser?
Angela: Hi Gerry.
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Gerry: Hello Mrs. Hunt.
Angela: Have a good day.
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Gerry: You too Mrs. Hunt.
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Leung: Hello Mr. Cheeley. Trudy
said we could come right in.
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Robert: Trudy...
Trudy mouths: Sorry I forgot.
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Robert: What is it Mr. Leung?
Leung: This is Mr. Jefferson.
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Robert: Yeah, I know
who Mr. Jefferson is.
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What's the problem?
Leung: Go on. Tell him.
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Tommy: I drew a
penis on Moby Dick.
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Leung: And he did not refer
to it as a...penis earlier.
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Robert: Mr. Jefferson,
have a seat please.
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Leung: Have a
seat Mr. Jefferson.
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Robert: Mr. Leung, you can go.
Leung: I'm going to stay
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for the justice. Make sure
he tells you the whole story.
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Robert: Oh good there's more.
Leung: Should have seen what he
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did to Tale of Two...Moses is
not holding the Ten Commandments
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anymore...
He's holding something else.
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Gerry: This is great, we don't
have to do anything. These tour
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guides do the whole thing.
I wonder if we could
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leave for a bit.
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Bobbi: What?
Gerry: I didn't say anything.
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Bobbi: I'm gonna be back in a
thing or I'm just gonna go for a
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little jiffy and then you're
going to look after the kids for
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a jiffy ok? I'm just tired. I
need a coffee or something,
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or a coffee! A coffee.
Yeah. Oops. Hey. [laughs]
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Gerry: Not cigarettes,
she mixed drugs.
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Simon: You gave her drugs?
Gerry: I gave her drugs, but
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Simon: Bad Gerry.
Gerry: No, it...the drugs were
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help her Simon. They weren't...
Simon: Bad.
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Alex: Umm, sir?
Gerry: Hey buddy. Isn't this
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great? I told ya.
Alex: No, can't you take me
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back to school?
Gerry: But we just got here.
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Alex: I've seen enough.
It's scary here.
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Gerry: What's scary?
The tortoise?
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You're afraid of the tortoise?
Alex: I have a thing with
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tortoises. Turtles too.
Gerry: What could a tortoise
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do to you?
Alex: What if it gets out?
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Gerry: Gets out? Do you know
how slow a...if it gets out, you
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walk away. You just walk away.
That's how slow they are.
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As slow as you want. If you're
going to be afraid of an animal
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be afraid of something that
kills you, like a shark, a tiger
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or a moose. Not a tortoise.
Alex: A moose? I didn't even
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know a moose could kill you.
Gerry: If a moose got hold of
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you, a moose could rip you
apart. It would...you gotta
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relax. You can't spend your
life being afraid of everything.
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Alex: Yeah, I guess.
Gerry: Alright? Now go have
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some fun. Get outta here tige...
get outta here swan. Go swan.
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Jeff: Ok, do you guys know if
there was any work left for ya?
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Jimmy: There was no work
left for us Mr. Duncan.
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Jeff: That's good. Mr. Lemire.
Jimmy: Ah, I'm, Mr. Lemire.
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I get confused, you
guys look alike.
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Jeff: Mr. Duncan and I?
Jimmy: It's a little freaky.
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Jeff: Jimmy, he's a little
bit older than I am.
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Maya: Hey, sorry
I'm late Mr. Duncan.
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Jeff: Mr. Lemire.
Maya: Oh. Sorry sir.
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Jimmy: You see? You
look like Mr. Duncan.
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Maya: Except Mr.
Duncan's younger.
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Jeff: He looks younger?
Are you kidding?
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Jimmy: And thinner.
Jeff: Thinner?
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Jimmy: That's how we tell the
difference, heavy and old,
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Mr. Lemire. Thin and
young, Mr. Duncan.
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Jeff: Ok, that's about enough of
this. Did Mr. Duncan leave you
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guys any work?
Maya: Oh, he wanted to keep it
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simple for you today 'cause
you're not an academic teacher,
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so we should have a work period.
Jeff: He said that?
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Jimmy: That's the other way we
can tell the difference between
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you two he teaches
a real subject.
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Gerry: See? There's a big
skeleton, but it's dead.
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It's just a skeleton, bones,
nothing to be afraid of.
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Alex: So it's even scarier
than a moose?
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Gerry: Ok, Alex, let's just
forget about the moose
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pretend we never
even talked about it.
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Alex: So a moose
can't kill you?
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Gerry: No, a moose could kill
you, if it found you. If it's
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hungry it might eat you, it
might stomp on you,
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I don't know, but there's
no moose! It's fish. Okay?
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Have fun, go enjoy this place.
Hey! Ok, that's probably not
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appropriate, not sure your boss
would approve of that Gloria.
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Gloria: I am the boss.
Bill: She's the boss.
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Gerry: Ok. Have you
guys seen Bobbi?
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Gloria: No, she wandered away
for a bit, I haven't seen her
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in awhile.
Bill: I wasn't paying attention.
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I was with the boss.
Gerry: I gotta find Bobbi.
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Gerry: Ahh, Mr. Hunt?
Simon: Yeah?
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Gerry: Have you seen Ms. Galka.
Simon: No, I haven't seen her.
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Gerry: Mr. Hunt? I don't know
where Ms. Galka is right now.
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Simon: I don't know either.
Jonah: Have you seen Alex?
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Gerry: I just saw Alex.
Jonah: Was that before or after
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he ran out of here crying?
Gerry: He ran outside crying?
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Why didn't you tell me?
Jonah: I just did.
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Gerry: Why did he do that?
Jonah: He saw that.
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Gerry: Oh my gosh,
are you kidding?
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Jonah: You told him a moose
would eat him, stomp on him or
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kill him. Easily.
Simon: He said all that to him?
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To Alex?
Gerry: I said it could kill him.
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Simon: Well, more likely
now he's going to be killed
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by a car or a stranger
because he's missing.
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Gerry: I wish you were missing.
Ok, Simon? Now can you watch the
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kids? 'Cause I gotta go find
Alex 'cause he's lost right now.
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Simon: Got it Pablo Escobar.
Gerry: That's funny Simon.
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Trudy: Hello Robert. Well,
I managed to finish
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all my work today. How did
your letter turn out?
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Robert: You know for a
fact I didn't get it done.
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And, now I have to cover off the
second half of Mr. Duncan's
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class. So maybe I'll work on
it in there, where it's quiet.
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Trudy: Oh, well, it's got to
get done, so stay late if
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you have to. Know
what I'm sayin'?
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Gerry: Alex?
C'mon Alex.
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Are you lost? You're lost.
Well there's your mommy.
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Go with your mommy.
I don't have time.
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Mom: Come here hon.
Gerry: Might want to hang
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on to your kids ma'am.
Mom: Yeah, thanks.
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Gerry: What kind
of parent is that?
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Bat Area, Alex!
Are you in here?
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Stop playin' around.
Alex? Alex, is that you?
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Come on out, I'll wait
right here ok?
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Alex: I'm not coming out.
Gerry whispers: Oh my gosh.
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Ok, alright. I'll come get you.
Even though I'm claustrophobic.
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I'll come...oh my gosh. I really
need you to get on the bus.
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I don't like tight spaces.
Alex: I can't, I'm scared of
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the turtles, the whales
and the moose.
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Gerry: You're scared of
everything but dark tunnels eh?
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Alex: No, it's safe here. The
museum is scary and you said
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nothing bad would happen.
Gerry: This is bad for me.
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This is...ok...can you
meet me halfway?
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Alex: I'm not going
back out there.
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Gerry: These walls, do they
feel like they're closing in.
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Ok, I'll come getcha. Ok,
here we go. Here we go.
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Gerry quietly: I see you...
I see you. Ok...Ok.
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Ok, you're still a little bit
out of my reach. Oh gosh.
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Ok, oh, don't look back. Listen,
you know when horses are in a
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burning barn? What they do
is they cover their eyes.
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They go through the smoke. When
we go back, we'll hold hands,
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we'll stay really tight,
we'll help each other
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get through this.
Alex: Sir, I'm scared of horses.
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Bill: Hey little man, you
scared of ice cream?
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Alex: No.
Bill: Alright, if you come out,
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Mr. Duncan's going to
buy us all ice cream.
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Alex: Ok.
Bill: Yeah, good deal, eh buddy?
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Gerry: Bill? Now
someone come for me.
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Bill: Alright! You made it out.
Way to go buddy. Good job.
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[People clap]
Simon: Ah, welcome back.
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Gerry: Guys? Ok, go fast.
Go...don't think about it.
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I don't have any
money for ice cream.
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Simon: Ok everyone, let's
get back on the bus.
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Nice job Bill. Let's go.
Bill: Thank you.
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Lucy: Bill saved Alex sir.
Gerry: No Lucy. No, I had him in
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there. I had him.
Bill: Probably not. Time to get
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the bus champ.
Gerry: Oh God.
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Suffocating in there.
I risked my life.
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Bill didn't do it.
Oh God that was scary.
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Robert: Ok, please just continue
on with whatever it is you were
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doing. I have a lot of work
to do. Ms. Garland?
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Maya: Mr. Duncan left me
instructions on what we
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were supposed to do today.
Robert: How thoughtful.
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Let's hear them.
Maya: First we gotta split into
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groups of three and discuss the
benefits of the NAFTA agreement
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for 10 minutes.
Robert: Ok, so let's go ahead
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and do that.
Maya: There's more sir.
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Robert: Go on.
Maya: He wants you to evaluate
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us on how well we work together,
how much we accomplished and how
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strong our argument is. You will
then give us a mark out of ten.
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Robert: Fine.
Jimmy: And after we're done
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that, he asked that you put
these notes on the board for
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us to copy.
Robert: Why wouldn't he just
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make photocopies?
Jimmy: He said he ran out of
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copies this term and you
wouldn't give him any extra.
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Robert: Ok, so why don't you go
ahead and do the first part
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quickly while I jot the
notes down on the board.
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Thank you Jimmy.
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Tuck in your shirt.
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Gerry: Justine, do me a favour
and go count how many people
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we have here ok? And let
me know what you get.
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Bill: I got her number.
Gerry: Yeah, your wheeling and
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dealing almost cost
me my job. Nice.
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Bill: Yeah, well me not being
here could have cost you your
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job, so...It's good
thing I saved that kid.
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Gerry: You never saved
the kid. I saved the kid.
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Bill: I saved the kid.
I'm a hero.
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Jonah: I wish Bill
was our teacher.
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Gerry: Get on the bus Jonah.
Bill: He knows what's up.
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Gerry: He doesn't know anything.
How many people?
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Justine: 38 students, sir.
Gerry: 38, Curt Schilling.
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Let's go! On the bus.
You gave me a real scare.
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Alex: Really?
Gerry: Yeah, really.
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Alex: Is that why you got all
sweaty and nervous in the cave?
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Geez, sir. You can't spend your
life being scared of everything.
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Gerry: Are you kidding me?
You're scared of a tortoise.
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Robert: Mr. Duncan, quite the
lesson plan you left yesterday.
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Gerry: Yeah, lots going on.
Sorry about all that.
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Robert: Well, I managed to get
most of your notes on the board.
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There were a lot and your group
evaluations are right there on
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your desk.
Gerry: But that's not what I'm
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doing, "Alexander The Great"
with my senior class. That's my
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grade nine class. So you
wrote the wrong notes. Uh oh.
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Robert: So it was a
complete waste of time?
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Gerry: No, because, actually
I have to do that and
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now it's done. So thank you.
Robert: What about the
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group evaluations? Yup.
Gerry: That was a waste of time.
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Hey! Jeff!
Jeff: Hey, hey Gerry.
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Gerry: How'd it go?
Jeff: Oh, it was great.
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Yeah, you were right
the kids thought we were
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one in the same, so.
Gerry: I tried to tell you that
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over and over again. Ok?
Thank God you wore phys-ed
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attire. What if I start
teaching phys-ed?
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Jeff: That's gonna be
confusing for everyone.
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Gerry: Yeah, I think so.
We'll figure it out. Alright,
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thanks for covering it.
Jeff: Yeah, see ya Gerry.
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Gerry: Oh boy. Hey!
Jimmy: Hey sir. I gave the
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wrong notes to Mr. Cheeley
just like you said.
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Gerry: I saw that.
What about Mr. Lemire?
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Was everybody a little
thrown thinking it was me?
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Jimmy: Still a few people
were confused.
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Gerry: Ah, I know - there's
gotta be something we can do.
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Maya: You know, he even
kind of sounds like you.
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Gerry: He does sound like me!
You know what? He never started
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sounding like me until he
met me. It's almost like
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he's trying to emulate.
Sorry about the confusion.
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Jimmy: Yeah, it's ok.
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Announcement: Attention,
the museum is now
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closing for the day.
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