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Gerry: 'K, let me get this
straight, Mr Dwyer takes all the
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senior students to New York,
but you three don't go. The
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greatest city on the planet your
senior year. Lewis, why would
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you not go to New York City?
Lewis: Detention.
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Gerry: Detention, nice. Three
day trip to the greatest city
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in the world and you got a
detention. What about you?
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Anthony: Failing math.
Gerry: Failing math. So because
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you're failing math, I gotta
come in on my spare and cover
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this class for 3 days when I got
lots of stuff I could be doing
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What's your excuse?
Charles: I have to be here for
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my dialysis.
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Gerry: What did, what did
you get a detention for?
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Lewis: Uniform infraction
Gerry: Don't do that
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♪ I'm awesome, no you're
not dude, don't lie
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♪ I'm awesome, I'm driving
around in my mom's ride
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♪ I'm awesome, a quarter
of my life gone by
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♪ I'm awesome,
awesome, awesome.
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Gerry: Hey, looks like you
had a big party at your
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house last night.Lisa:No, I was marking all night
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Gerry: I know, thatwas a bit of sarcasm
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Gerry: See you in a
little bit. Stuff to do.
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Callaghan: Mr. Duncan!
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Gerry: Oh, hey Sir.Callaghan: This is a list of
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every teacher in the school whohas yet to submit a guest
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speaker for tomorrow's careerday. Look whose name is on it.
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Gerry: Just one name though,that's not really a list.
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Gerry Duncan.
Callaghan: Exactly
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Lisa: Wow, I had my guestspeaker submitted weeks ago.
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Gerry: Good for youLisa: Yeah
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Callaghan: You know we takecareer day pretty seriously
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around here. Last year PaulDwyer got us an astronaut.
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Gerry: WowCallaghan: This year he's got
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someone even more spectacular Ihear. Not that I expect you to
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get us an astronaut.
Gerry: Ok, well there's not
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really a lot of astronauts
working right now. So, that
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Callaghan: But, get us someone
Gerry: Yeah, I'm working on
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it, I'm trying and I will.
Callaghan: By the end of the day
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Gerry: Ok, that's
plenty of time.
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Callaghan: Tick Tock
Gerry: Make it stop.
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Gerry: You want me to take a
list that has just 1 name on it.
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Callaghan: Thank you.
Lisa: Wow, you really need a
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speaker.
Gerry: Yeah, no kidding. Who do
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you have?
Lisa: I have a great guest
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speaker. He works at
a homeless shelter
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Gerry: Yeah, see? That's
not a good guest speaker.
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Lisa: It's inspiring.
Gerry: Wow, that's depressing.
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Bobbi whispers:
That's good stuff.
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[Gerry hums to himself]
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Leung: If you kill it, refill it
Gerry: What?
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Leung: Coffee, I always
have to make the coffee.
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Gerry: And that takes you what?
30 seconds out of your busy day?
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Leung: I am just as
busy as everyone else.
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Gerry: You're just as busy as
everyone else? You're the
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librarian. You sign books out.
Leung: You are, you are very
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funny Mr. Duncan.
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Gerry: See, no one
even knows what...?
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Trudy: Morning everyone. FYI,
there is a bad flu going around
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the school. So expect
some absences.
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Robert: But whatever you do,
please don't send your sick
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students in my direction.
Trudy: Here we go.
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Robert: Big weekend planned and
I don't want to miss even a
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second of it. Frat guys, once a
year we all get together and
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things get pretty wild.
Gerry: You were in a frat?
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I'm gonna go, I'm gonna
come crash it.
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Robert: No, you're not. You
weren't in the frat so the fun
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would be lost on you.
Gerry: Doesn't matter, I know
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the frat handshake.
Robert: That's impossible, it's
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a secret.
Gerry: No, secret's out. See ya.
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Robert: Trudy, can you please
print some permission slips?
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Because I for one am giving
myself permission to go
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CRAZY this weekend.
Trudy: Yup, I'll get right on
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that.
Lisa: I heard Mr. Callaghan is
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really excited to
see your speaker
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Gerry: Who's your speaker?
Dwyer: It's a kid I used to
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tutor. You know, did pretty well
for himself you know might be ok
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Gerry: Just ok? Mine's awesome.
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[Phone ringing]
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Trudy: Xavier Academy.
Caller: What's shakin' mama?
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Got a Cheeley burger there?
Trudy: You must be calling for
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Mr Robert Cheeley on a work
number that only I answer honey,
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let me put you through.
Robert: Robert Cheeley
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Bear! Where ya been bro? I've
been looking for you dude.
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Are you in for the weekend or
not? I got the meat. Nom, nom,
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nom...wa hoo wa ha sis
boom ba ha, friendship.
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Trudy: How you feel?
A little pukey?
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Robert [Background]
Aw, thank goodness!
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Trudy: Well your dad's going to
be here in about 15 mins sweetie
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so you scoot over there.
Robert: All tee'd up bro!
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Got a case of sliders chillin'
like a villain in the freezer.
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Trudy: You get to go home,
ya lucky bugger.
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Robert: Truders, guess who
that was on the phone.
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Trudy: Um, the superintendent?
Robert: MmMm Bear sandwich
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Frat buddy, long story, it's
a nickname. Twist ending.
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Trudy: Yeah I don't care. Listen
could you do me a favour
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and in future could you have
your dingus friends use your
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personal number? 'K?
Robert: Can you do me a favour?
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Your job, get these sick kids
out of here. They're gross.
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Oh, can you do me another
favour? Turn down the volume on
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the passive aggressiveness.
Trudy: Ok, uh, listen could you
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do me a favour Robert and just
scoot on back into your office
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right quick? Listen, could
Robert: How 'bout you do
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yourself a favour
Trudy: you do me a favour?
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Robert: Do yourself a favour
and be nice to people
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Trudy: What is wrong
with that man?
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Ella: One second here...
and there you are.
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Thank you so much,
have a great day.
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Gerry: Hey
Ella: Hi, what can I do for you?
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Gerry: Lost my bank card.
Ella: Ok, do you have ID on you?
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And let's get you a new one.
Gerry: Alright.
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Gerry: Used to have the window
right here, 'member?
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Ella: Ah, no.
Gerry: You had to talk through
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the hole. There was a...bank
card... you'd have to come in
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and go...
Can I get some money?
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It's kind of dangerous actually,
someone could just come in
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come in, and shoot
you right in the face, pow
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Ella: Some days I wish
somebody would.
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Gerry: Ok
Ella: Ok, so here's your
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new card and your ID.
Gerry: Awesome, awesome.
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Ella: Don't lose that one, ok?
Gerry: Thank you, I will not.
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Ella: And you can set your PIN
at the ATM's right over there.
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Gerry: Perfect, thank
you, Ella, thanks.
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Ella: Have a great day.
Hi, how can I help you?
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Gerry: Actually, I'm not done,
sorry. Um, Ella, I'm a teacher
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Gerry: career day tomorrow.
Ella: Hmhm...Ok
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Gerry: Would you come in
and speak to my class?
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Ella: Oh, I don't know
Gerry: Kids would love it.
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Ella: No, what about Karla
though, she's our manager and
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she's really great with people.
Gerry: Yeah...I don't know if
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the kids would really...
really like that.
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Ella: Ok, yeah, you know what? I
would love to. Ok? Yes,
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Gerry: YES! Deal. Gerry
Ella: I would love to. Ella
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Gerry: Ella. Contract
Ella: Nice to meet you Gerry.
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Ella: Agreed
Gerry: Ok, I'll be back later
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today and we'll iron it out.
Ella: Ok
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Gerry: Ok, thanks. Next.
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Gerry: Ooohh
Callaghan: Duncan!
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Gerry: Ok, what's going on here?
Callaghan: Know why I do that?
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Gerry: Mmm, not sure I
want to know why
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Callaghan: Same reason I grow my
own tomatoes in the summer, same
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reason I'm learning to speak
Russian. I like to push myself.
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Gerry: Mmm, growing tomatoes...
that's quite the push Sir.
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Callaghan: I like my staff to
push themselves as well.
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Gerry: Well, here comes
your first push. I got a
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guest speaker.
Callaghan: Terrific, who?
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Gerry: She's in the
financial services
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Callaghan: That's fantastic.
I'll drop by tomorrow afternoon,
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have a listen. Ah, spahseebuh
Gerry: Yeah, you should see her.
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Gerry: What?
Callaghan: Spahseebuh
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Gerry: I don't know what
that...So, you can take
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Gerry: my name off that list.
Callaghan: When I see her.
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Gerry: I just told you...
Callaghan: When I see her.
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Gerry: Do you think I would lie?
Callaghan: When...
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Gerry: Who's not here today?
Student: Uh, Kim
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Gerry: Just Kim? Ok
Alright, take that down.
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Maya: Mr. Duncan?
I have a question about
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last nights homework.
Gerry: Ok, just one sec Maya,
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let me get, just
two seconds ok?
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First of all, who here likes
money? Put your hand up if you
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like moo-lah. Jackpot, because
money makes the world go round.
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I think you are all really going
to like my guest tomorrow for
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career day.
Maya: Are they rich?
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Gerry: No Maya, she's not rich.
Jimmy: Will she give us cash?
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Gerry: No Jimmy, she's
not going to give us cash.
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Why are you all so focused
on the money aspect of this?
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Ben: Well you just...you just
wrote money on the board.
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Gerry: Oh Ben, then I will
un-write money on the board Mr
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"I have to complain and
think of every single thing"
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What's important is that
my guest is in the financial
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industry and that
is an awesome guest.
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Jimmy: I heard Mr. D has a
spectacular guest and that
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they're so good, we get to
go to the auditorium later.
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Gerry: Jimmy, get out.
Jimmy: Leave?
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Gerry: Yeah, go.
Jimmy: Right now?
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Gerry: Right now, go, get
out of the class, wander
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the halls. I don't care
what you do, just leave.
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Jimmy: Why am I leaving?
Gerry: Because you are
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annoying sometimes. You want the
truth? Blame yourself for this.
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Bye. This is funny to you?
Ben: Yeah, blame yourself.
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Gerry: Oh, you go too. Out.
Bye. I will tell the jokes.
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Gerry: You go ahead
Ella: I can help the next person
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Gerry: Oh, sorry Sir, Sir, I was
next. Nice try. 'Allo Ella.
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Ella: Hi Gerry
Gerry: English accent. Anyway
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so, tomorrow, thank yo...
Ella: Oh, I hate to do this to
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you Gerry, but it turns out they
need me here tomorrow. I'm so
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sorry.
Gerry: Call in sick call in sick
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Ella: No, I have to work
Gerry: Do you think it's going
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make a difference if
one person's away?
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Ella: Excuse me?
Gerry: There's like 10 tellers
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everybody uses the ATM. What's
the difference if one teller is
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away?
Ella: It kind of makes me a
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terrible choice for career
day then doesn't it?
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Gerry: No, that's...ok
I'll take Karla then. Karla!
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Ella: No.
Gerry: I'll ask...
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Ella: Goodbye Gerry. I think
we're done here Gerry.
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Gerry: Oh, Karla! Karla
Ella: Gerry, we're done here.
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Gerry: Just get Karla, Karla?
Ella: No, no, no.
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Gerry: You lied to me.
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Bill: Matt! Your cousin Matt.
You could get him to do it. He's
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got nothing going on he'd love
to be your guest speaker.
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Gerry: He's not busy Bill,
cause he's unemployed.
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Bill: Yeah, well that could
work, like a, like a scared
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straight kind of, like don't be
like Matt kids, whatever.
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Gerry: No, no I gotta
find someone good, fast.
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Bill: I'll do it.
Gerry: No, thanks.
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Bill: Why not?
Gerry: You're a bartender.
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Bill: It's a job.
Gerry: Not a real job.
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Bill: Just trying to help man.
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Gerry: Ah, no, it's not
actually an emergency,
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but can you, I need a
firefighter or a police officer.
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Dwyer: Gotcha! No cell phones.
Gerry: So who's this great guest
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you have Paul?
Dwyer: Doesn't matter, all I
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know is the kids are gonna love
him, he's really gonna motivate
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'em and that's all that
really matters right?
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Gerry: No, that's not
all that counts.
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Lisa: Who is it?
Dwyer: You'll see.
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Gerry: Why don't you just tell
us? Like, why is it such a big
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secret for you that you got
some special guest, just
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tell us who it is?
Lisa: Who's your guest Gerry?
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Gerry: You'll see, not
a homeless guy.
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Lisa: I'm not bringing in a
homeless guy, ok?
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He's got a home, he works
at a homeless shelter.
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Gerry: Coming in to talk to
the kids about a career.
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Lisa: It's a really
important job, Gerry.
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Dwyer: Lisa I think
that's great
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Lisa: Huh, thanks.
That's what I thought too.
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Dwyer: That's inspiring to me.
Lisa: Hear that?
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[Gerry's phone buzzes]
Gerry: Ah, oh, my guest calling.
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Gerry: Hello? No, I'm not under
duress. No, I'm not being held
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against my...who is this?
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Announcement: Attention please.
Any sick students waiting to be
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picked up by parents,
please wait in the cafeteria
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rather than the front
office. Repeat, sick
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students wait in the cafeteria.
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Gerry: Ok, and I actually
upgraded my guest today
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It's a little switch just with
some scheduling and stuff
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will be here shortly, and listen
to him carefully because this is
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a career that a lot of you might
enjoy and don't just pre-judge
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it because you think you know
what it's all about. This is an
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interesting career choice.
Maya: So your guest sucks?
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Gerry: I never said my
guest sucks Maya.
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Ben: Is he always late?
Gerry: The career he chose
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allows him to sleep in. So no...
[Door opens]
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Bill: Hey man, hey.
Gerry: Thanks for being on time.
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Bill: Ah, better late
than never, eh, buddy.
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Gerry: Alright everybody,
special guest, hard to get
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restaurant entrepreneur, Mr
William Cogill. Very successful.
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Give him a hand. Come on.
Bill: Alright, thanks, thanks.
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You can call me Bill. I'm a
bartender, work at Barrel's
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pretty nice place to work.
Ben: A bartender? Is he supposed
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to inspire us?
Bill: Would this be Ben?
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Gerry: Yeah, that's Ben.
Bill: Alright, bartender,
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what questions do I get asked?
First, I don't pay taxes. Cash
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business, right? Second, do you
drink at work? Yes, of course!
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Why would you have this job if
you don't? It's, uh, I'm half
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drunk most of the time.
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Robert: Ladies and germs,
your attention please I will be
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supervising the cafeteria this
afternoon but I do not want to
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come into direct contact with
any of you. Big weekend planned,
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if you're healthy you can ask me
about it. So, here's how it's
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gonna work.
Rule #1, no sharing of food.
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You are walking petrie dishes of
bacteria and highly contagious.
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Rule #2, when you've finished
your lunch simply raise your
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hand, do not approach me
directly, let me dismiss you
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from afar and #3, if you're not
feeling well, feel free to join
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the sick kids at the far table
at the back of the room
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understood? Thank you.
Lisa: Hey, Robert, I wanted to
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introduce you to my guest
speaker, this is Ken, Ken
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works at the Livewell Men's
Shelter downtown and then this
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is his client Gord.
Robert: Gord.
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Lisa: Robert, you can't catch
homeless. That's really rude.
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Robert: No, it's not. Welcome,
we love visitors here.
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Lisa, why don't you show these
gentlemen to the far table at
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the back of the room.
Ken: Typical.
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Robert: Off you go.
Gord.
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Bill: The mint and you want to
bruise it, not pulverize it
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right buddy? Then the
main ingredient, rum.
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Gerry: Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
Bill: That's what makes it
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delicious
Gerry: no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Ok, that is when you're old
enough, you will add the rum.
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Maya: He's cute.
Bill: That's how you make a
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mojito.
Ben: What does Mr. Duncan drink?
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Bill: Oh...coolers.
Ben: That's what my mom drinks.
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Gerry: Your mom's a smart lady,
cause there's more alcohol in a
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cooler and you get drunk faster.
Bill: Man, this was a blast!
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You guys are great, you're
welcome at my job anytime
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you want to come.
Gerry: When you're old enough.
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Bill: Or, obviously they've got
fake ID's, this guys got a
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mustache.
Gerry: If you have, what? If you
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have fake ID I want them
handed in right now.
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Bill: If you do not have a fake
ID, come see me after class.
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Gerry: No do not go see him ever
Bill: Cheers!
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Gerry: No cheers.
Bill: Who's this guy?
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Gerry: Sometimes you have to
understand what you don't want
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to do with your life so you know
what you do want to do with your
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life, and I'll be right back.
Bill: And that is?
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Gerry: Ok, let's go
Bill: Me too?
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Gerry: Yes, you too.
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Callaghan: Booze in the
classroom? Fake ID's?
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What are you thinking?
Gerry: What was I th...?
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Oh, he wasn't my first choice
didn't even want him.
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Bill: I don't...yeah, I wasn't
Callaghan: Were you holding out
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for strippers? Drug dealer?
Gerry: You gonna bring that in
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with the booze? A stripper
and a drug dealer?
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Bill: No, I think he's asking
you, cause you're probably more
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responsible here of the 2 of us
Callaghan: Ya done?
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Gerry: Ya done?
Bill:Yeah we're good, you can go
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now if you had something to say
Callaghan: This is serious, this
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is a key event for Xavier. How
difficult can it be to find an
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appropriate guest speaker?
Gerry: Well, hard, when you
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leave it to the last minute it's
Callaghan: Paul Dwyer
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Gerry: That's the guy I was
Bill: Oh the Mr. D guy?
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Gerry: Yeah, the Mr. D
Bill: Dwyer, makes sense.
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Gerry: The kids love him,
I don't know why. Ok
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Callaghan: I can hear the
whispering. Paul has asked me
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to accompany his guest to the
auditorium, I suggest you tag
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along, you'll learn the calibre
of guest we've come to expect.
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Gerry: I understand.
Bill: Well, I'm gonna take off.
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Gerry: Do it, try it again, got
it that time. Get out of here,
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go, get out of here. I could
lose my job 'cause of you.
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Bill: You flinched.
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Gerry: Who does Dwyer have?
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Trudy: Sweet home Alabama
Mike Cammalleri:Hi, how are you?
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Trudy: Hi there, can I help you?
Mike: I'm looking for Mr.
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Dwyer please.
Trudy: Yes, you want to see him?
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Sure, yeah, yeah. What's
your name sweetie?
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Mike: Mike.
Trudy: Mike, Mike, last name?
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Mike: Cammalleri.
Trudy: Oh god, Mike Cammalleri,
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the Calgary Flames
Cammalleri?
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Mike: This is true.
Trudy: Oh Go..., yeah, see
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that's why I have this
urge to vomit.
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Mike: I'm sorry?
Trudy: Listen, I don't mean to
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insult you buddy, but I hate
Calgary Flames, ok?
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Cammaloser? Hate! I'm an Oilers
fan sweetheart. Gretzky, Messier
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Mike: Wow, that's great.
Trudy: Yeah, do ya think?
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Cammalleri? Do ya skate like a
boy? Cause you walk like a girl.
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Mike: What? Umm is
Mr. Dwyer around at all?
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Trudy: He's waitin' back stage
for ya, come on I'll show ya.
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Mike: Thank you
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Ken: ...and the more funding
they cut, the more beds we have
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to lose. You're going to see a
lot more homeless people dying
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in the streets, because they had
nowhere to go. People are more
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concerned with what shampoo to
buy or which celebrity is
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pregnant than a man in the cold.
Friendless, homeless and utterly
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alone. Any questions
for me or Gord?
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Lisa: Yes, Colin.
Colin: How much money do you
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make begging?
Lisa: Colin!
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Gord: It's ok, I made
eighty bucks once.
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Samir: Eighty bucks? Man, I
want to be homeless too!
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Lisa: So, that's why, um, you
have to stay in school.
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Gord: Actually, I'm a university
graduate. Didn't work out.
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[Lisa sighs]
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Dwyer background: Trust me
the kids are gonna love him.
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Trudy: Here's your pal.
Dwyer: Hey! How you doin?
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Mike: Great to see you
Dwyer: Good to see you,
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thanks for coming. Look at you!
Mike: Ah, thanks for having me
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man, anything for Mr. D, you
got me through Gr. 12 English
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Dwyer: That was tough
though right
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Mike: It was, it was tough.
Enough's enough, you're
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coming to a game.
Dwyer: You don't gotta do
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all that for me man, thank you.
Gerry: Go to a game.
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Mike: It aint all that,
enough you're coming
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Dwyer: You know what?
Listen, look I don't want
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to put you out the way
Gerry: Take the tickets.
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Dwyer: Gerry if you don't
mind this is my good friend
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Gerry: Take the tickets. I'll go
Dwyer: Listen the family's good?
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Mike: Family's great man,
thank you so much for asking.
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Dwyer: Good. Listen, Mr.
Callaghan, Mike Cammalleri
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Callaghan: Wow Mr. Cammalleri
welcome. Huge fan, huge fan.
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Mike: Pleasure.
Callaghan: Paul, you've outdone
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yourself this time. This is
fantastic the kids are gonna be
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so stoked. You know I was
there the night you scored
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the hat trick at the
Habs' 100th birthday.
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Mike: That was a
really fun night
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Dwyer: It was hard to
keep you a secret.
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Callaghan: This is what I'm
talking about Duncan, you've
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got Mike Cammalleri/Bill,
NHL Superstar/Bartender.
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Big time talent.
Gerry:Ok yup got it when you did
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the first stuff that was good
Student: We're ready
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for you Mr. Callaghan.
Callaghan: Oh, hey let's go
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see the kids.
Mike: Oh yeah, great yeah.
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Gerry: So what he scored
some goals. I've scored
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like 7000 in my life,
different league, who cares?
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Lisa: Thank you very much for,
coming out and talking.
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Ken: Hey, at least you care.
Means alot and thanks for
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letting us see Cammalleri
Gord's a big fan.
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Lisa: Great.
Robert: Gentlemen, Lisa.
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Hope your weekend's are as
crazy as mine promises to be.
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Lisa: Well, good luck with
those frat shenanigans.
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Robert: Can't promise it's not
gonna get a little bit crazy.
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You never know what's gonna
happen when old Bear Sandwich is
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around. Wa hoo, wa ha sis
Robert/Gord: boom ba
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Gord: friendship. Sigma Theta
Sigma. Those were the days
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brother.
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Robert: You're a Sigma?
Lisa:You should do the handshake
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Robert/Gord: Wa hoo, wa ha sis
boom ba ha [Gord coughs]
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Friendship
Trudy: Hey Robert, don't cha
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have the big Sigma reunion this
weekend? He should go.
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Lisa: Oh, that's a great idea.
Trudy: See ya Monday Robert.
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Robert: You should come,
but I would hate that.
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Mike: Nice to meet you guys.
Girl: This is incredible!
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Gerry: Well, that was good Mike.
The kids, ah, really enjoyed it.
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Mike: It was great.
Gerry: Oh, Mr D, thank you
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very much
Mike: Oh yeah, this one's
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actually for Mr. Dwyer. But I
can sign you one right here.
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Gerry: Oh, you know what? Nah,
it's for the kids I guess really
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I played sports too, a lot of
hockey and then I had to decide
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professional athlete,
professional teacher and made
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this decision, so, for the kids
probably be sitting there if I
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hadn't focused on education.
Mike: Yeah, that's great, I mean
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teaching's so important, it's
great work you guys are doin'.
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Gerry: Glad you didn't talk
about droppin' out at Michigan.
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Mike:Well, I did three years so.
Gerry: Three years is not
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a degree though. What are you
going to do now though when
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you're done hockey, right?
Mike: You're right, it's a good
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message, kids, you know, I
actually plan on getting my
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degree myself, so.
Gerry: Yeah, so not as many kids
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as you thought, eh?
Mike:Ah no we've had a good flow
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Gerry:Good turnout? That's great
Mike: Yeah it was great.
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Gerry: Well, maybe I will have
one Mike, why not? To Gerry
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that would be great.
Mike: To Gerry, alright To Gerry
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Gerry: Ah, G, it's a G actually
Mike: Oh, let me just...
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Gerry: Maybe, just, alright, you
could use a new one. Yeah, you
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did a J, it's not...
Mike: Oh, alright there, there
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we go.
Gerry: Ok, can't really--yeah
425
00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:24,592
I can't really say that I met
you cause it says to scribble
426
00:21:24,631 --> 00:21:27,631
Mike:But it was great meeting ya
Gerry: See how that's?
427
00:21:27,677 --> 00:21:29,847
Mike: Yeah, it well, yeah
Gerry: Ok.
428
00:21:29,897 --> 00:21:32,027
Mike: It's a shar...it
doesn't erase.
429
00:21:32,073 --> 00:21:33,813
Gerry: No, I know, it's
stuck, it's forever.
430
00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:39,343
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