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Gerry: You're gonna like this.
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Dark Ages
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The Dark Ages were called the
Dark Ages becau...
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Sheila: Because it was a period
of intellectual darkness that
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followed the decline of the
Roman Empire.
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Gerry: No...because there
were so many knights
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Knights! Come on seriously?
Knights!
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No, don...don't write this down,
don't. Are you guys kidding me?
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Jonathan: It's like a riddle?
Gerry: No, it's not a riddle,
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it's a joke. It's a joke, it's
a very clever joke.
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Jonathan: So which
answer's right?
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Gerry: Seriously Jonathan? Which
ans...Both answers are right
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Both, I will accept my answer,
or Sheila's answer on the test
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Mine is a better answer, a
funnier answer, it's too funny
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it's over your heads, that's the
problem. It just went, whoosh
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too clever, I'll dumb it down
a bit for you next time.
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♪ I'm awesome. No you're
not dude don't lie.
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♪ I'm awesome. I'm driving
around in my mom's ride.
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♪ I'm awesome. A quarter
of my life gone by.
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♪ I'm awesome, awesome, awesome.
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Gerry sighsRobert: Bobbi?
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Bobbi: Yeah?Robert:Phys Ed department update
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Bobbi: YupRobert: Mr. Webster will not be
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returning to us.Bobbi: Mmmhmm, why?
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Gerry: You're gonna need areplacement right away.
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Robert: Gerry, would
you like to have this
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conversation with Bobbi?Gerry: Yes, Bobbi?
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Bobbi: No, noRobert: Gerry, you can't, you
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don't know what I'm going to sayGerry: I have an idea...
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Robert: The point is, when twopeople are talking,
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you don't interrupt, soGerry Whispers: Yeah ok.
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Robert: Point Taken.
Gerry: No, you can't say
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something and then say
point taken. I could
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say point taken on whatyou said, but I didn't
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because I didn't agree with it.Now, you could say point
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point taken to what I said.Robert: I could, yeah
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Gerry: Oh...but...Bobbi: Stop talking, the point
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is, we need to move fast on thisso I need resume's on my desk as
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soon as possible. Like ASAP!Gerry: Point taken, which means
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I agree, I'm, I get it, I'm
gonna do that, understand?
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Gerry: You guys are
aware Mr. Webster's no
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longer at the school?
Maya: What happened
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to Mr. Webster?
Gerry: It doesn't matter what
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happened.
Jimmy: Heard he started dating a
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girl in grade 12
Gerry: Jimmy, you can't spread
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rumours like that.
Jimmy: I'm stating facts sir
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Gerry: Who? Who...who...
who was the girl?
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Jimmy: I heard it was
Jenna Bledsoe.
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Maya: She's such a slut.
Gerry: Maya! You can't say that
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a student's a slut! That is
ridiculous. Why would you say
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she's a slut?
Maya: Just the stuff I heard
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she does with guys.
Gerry: Would you stop!?
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Like what? Like what kind of
stuff? What kind of stuff?
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No, you know what? This is
silly. Point is, I'm gonna be
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moving into the phys-ed
department, I think.
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Maya: I saw a phys-ed looking
guy in the main office this
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morning, I bet he gets the job.
Gerry: Why would you say he
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gets it?
Maya: Just 'cause he looks like
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a phys-ed teacher.
Gerry: There's no such thing,
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that, I, I'm a phys-ed looking
guy then, maybe I'll get it.
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Maya: He's younger
Gerry: Younger?
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Maya: Younger
Gerry: How old do you
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guys think I am?
Jimmy: 46
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Gerry: How old?
Jimmy: 46
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Gerry: 46
Jimmy: 46
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Gerry: You think I'm 46?
Jimmy: Everyday I walk in here,
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I look at your face and see 46
Gerry: I see 32 when I look at
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you how does that make you feel?
Jimmy: Awesome
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Gerry: Awesome?! 46...how many
people think I'm 46?
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Gerry: Oh, you...oh my god!
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Robert: Ah, just like I told
you, Ms Mason can often be found
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hard at work at her desk. Or at
least pretending to be hard at
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work.
Rebecca: Mr Cheeley, you're
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hilarious.
Robert: Guilty.
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Robert: Ms Mason, this is
Rebecca Lewis, your new
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student teacher.
Lisa: Hi, it's really nice to
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finally meet you.
Robert: I'll be evaluating
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Rebecca based on her teaching
here at Xavier. In fact
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Rebecca's teaching future is
in my hands, literally,
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but from what I've seen so far
things are looking pretty good.
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Lisa: Well, we'll have to see.
Robert: Good thing I'm the one
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doing your evaluation huh?
Rebecca: Mr. Cheeley! Behave!
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Robert: Please, call me
Robert Cheeley.
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Gerry: Hey, Gerry.
Karl: Karl.
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Gerry: Phys-ed interview?
Karl: Uh, yes.
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Karl: Oh, no worries. Been
like that most of my life.
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Gerry: Oh, sorry.
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Gerry: Lawnmower?
Karl: No
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Gerry: No...so how do you teach
soccer throw in's? Cause that
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that, cause a one, a one arm,
is, is, throw in is illegal.
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It's against the rules...
archery? Stuff like that
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Karl: Well...
Bobbi: Hey, you must be Karl.
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Karl: Yes
Bobbi: Thanks for coming in on
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such short notice. Um, your,
uh, ah, your resume
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[Bobbi clears her throat]
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Ah, your resume looks great and
I'm just, I'm just going to go
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in a quick meeting with the vice
principal and I'll be right back
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Karl: Ok.
Bobbi: Thank you.
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Gerry: Well, good luck Karl.
Karl: Thanks.
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Gerry: Alright, hope the
interview goes well.
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Gerry: Was it a windmill?
Karl: No
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Gerry: Not a windmill.
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Lisa: ...so Ms. Lewis and Mr.
Cheeley will be spending a few
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days in our class this week.
Robert: I'll take it from here
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Ms. Mason. Now, I know for a
fact that when Ms. Lewis starts
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teaching later this week, you
will extend to her, the same
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level of courtesy and respect
you give to Ms. Mason.
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Maybe more.
Lisa: I wouldn't say more, it's
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Robert: Please Ms. Mason, don't
interrupt me when I'm speaking
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to the students. Carry on.
Lisa: If you wanted to say
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something to the class on
your first day, go for it.
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Rebecca: Sure, ok. Hey guys.
I'm super excited to be here.
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You might find that my approach
to teaching is a little bit
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different than Ms. Mason's but,
I, I don't mean this in a bad
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way or anything, but mine might
be a little more fun . So dress
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casual tomorrow.
Colin: Ms. Lewis?
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Rebecca: Yeah?
Colin: We wear uniforms.
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Rebecca: Right, well in
your minds then.
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Lisa: Oh, we can't use
phones in the school.
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Rebecca: Oh, it's cool,
I've got four bars.
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Lisa: Oh, um...ok, let's start
from our last class, now who
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can tell me what the largest
mountain range in Europe is?
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Rebecca: Oh, I loved Europe.
Can't wait to go back.
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Robert: Sounds like you've been
bitten by the travel bug huh?
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Rebecca: Definitely.
Robert: You know a place I love
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going?
Rebecca: What?
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Robert: French Guiana
Rebecca: Oh really?
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Robert: It's amazing, a little
taste of Europe down south.
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Beautiful beaches, amazing wines
Rebecca: Oh, sounds great.
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Lisa [background]: ...in the
Oxford dictionary a mountain is
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defined as a natural elevation
of the earth's surface rising...
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Gerry: There you are.
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Gerry: Peshew
Bobbi: Yeah, ok. Thanks.
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Gerry: My resume
Bobbi: I'm just in the middle of
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something Gerry, ok?
Don't really have time for it
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right now, ok?
Jeff: Got it.
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Gerry: Oh!
Bobbi: Hey.
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Gerry: Well, hello me.
I feel like I'm looking in the
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mirror right now,
are you serious?
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Jeff: Excuse me?
Bobbi: Um, Jeff, this is Gerry,
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he's one of our social
science teachers
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Jeff: Oh, hey. Nice to meet you.
Gerry: You too, this is...
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Bobbi: I'm sorry
Gerry: This is...
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Bobbi: Oh gosh
Jeff: Listen, thanks very much
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for your time and I look forward
to hearing from you.
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Bobbi: Yeah, great.
Jeff: Gerry, nice to meet you.
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See you around.
Gerry: Yeah, you know where
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you'll see me? In the mirror.
I've heard of having a twin
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in the world, this is insane
that you're right...we met.
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Bobbi: Wait, so Jeff, Jeff's
your twin? So this fit young guy
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you're thinking he's your twin?
Gerry: Twin. Exactly, you can't
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hire him there's no, sorry,
there's no way, it would be so
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confusing for everybody.
Bobbi: Cause he's your twin?
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Gerry: Yeah, exactly.
Bobbi: Thank you so much
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Jeff: Thank you, really
nice to meet you.
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Bobbi: I so appreciate your time
Gerry: Good
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luck, man
Jeff: Gerry, Good to meet you.
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Gerry: Even our names
sound the same.
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Bobbi: What are you
talking about? Jeff, Gerry?
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They don't sound any...
Gerry: No say it fast. JeffGerry
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Bobbi: JeffGerry/JeffGerry
Gerry: JeffGerry. Faster.
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Gerry: JeffGerry/JeffGerry
Bobbi: JeffGerry/JeffGerry
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Gerry: Really fast, see?
Bobbi: JeffGerry, well your
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twin was really good.
Gerry: Well good, that means
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I'm going to be really good.
You can have the
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real Gerry or
the fake Gerry.
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[Music playing from car]
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[Music continues]
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Gerry: Sir, I wanted to talk to
you about the phys-ed posi...
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Oh my gosh! Those are
quite the shorts.
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Callaghan: Bobbi's taking care
of that. Look I was just about
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to do some yoga, helps
with my Krav Maga.
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Gerry: Heard baby powder
helps with that too.
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Callaghan: Really? Baby
powder helps with Israeli
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martial arts training?
Gerry: No, I have not heard that
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interesting. Sir, if I get into
phys-ed, I'm gonna do yoga
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I'm gonna do Krav...
Callaghan: Krav Maga
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Alright, you can stay.
Just be quiet.
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Gerry: Why am I looking at this?
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Lisa: Robert, I think we have
a problem with Rebecca.
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Robert: Oh no, is she in danger?
Lisa: No, no. She's not prepared
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to teach yet. You're not
honestly gonna give her a good
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evaluation, are you?
Trudy: Is she good looking?
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Robert: Oh yeah.
Trudy: There's your answer
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Robert: Lisa, look you don't get
to be vice principal at Xavier
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Academy by playing favourites. I
think you're being a little hard
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on Rebecca.
Lisa: Am I? Because I saw her
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this morning hanging out with
students in the parking lot.
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Robert: Unbelievable.
Lisa: Yeah
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Robert: That is going above and
beyond the call of duty. Getting
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to know the students like that?
That is so progressive.
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Lisa: She was supposed
to be observing my class
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Robert: What if I hold off on
passing any kind of judgement
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until Rebecca's finished
her practicum?
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Lisa: Fine. Just, please, be
honest when you evaluate her.
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Robert: Lisa, you don't get
to be vice principal at Xavier
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Academy...
Trudy: You already said that
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Robert.
Robert: That was for the "don't
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play favourites" part.
This is a different part...
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Trudy: Yeah, we get that.
Robert: You're so
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great.
Trudy: Mmmhmmm
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Gerry: Done spreading rumours
about Mr. Webster yet?
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Jimmy: Sir, I'm just telling you
what I heard. There's Jenna
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right over there, you
can go ask her yourself.
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Gerry: Well, I've already told
you, I have no interest in
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hearing about this Mr. Webster
with a student. Which one?
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Which one...which girl?
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Whispers: Hey, wasn't
done talking Jimmy.
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Ahhhhhh, Jenna Bledsoe?
Jenna: I'm Jenna
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Gerry: Oh, wow...
wow, you're Jenna.
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Jenna: Yes Sir, do you
need me for anything?
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Gerry: Sooo, are you related...
are you related to Drew Bledsoe?
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Jenna: Um, I, I don't think so
Gerry: Quarterback? OK, that
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was...ok. I like that, that's
neat, it hurts I bet
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Peace girls.
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What was Webster thinking?
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Lisa: Ms. Lewis will be teaching
our class today so please pay
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attention and...
Robert: So, without further
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adieu, Ms. Lewis. Stand up
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Lisa: Sit, sit
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Robert: Now, watch.
Trust me, I know people.
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Rebecca: Ok class, how much
do you know about Amsterdam.
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Rebecca: Yes?
Colin: It's in the Netherlands?
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Rebecca: No, I mean, like how
much do you know about
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Amsterdam?
You need to realize you can't
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learn everything from a
textbook.
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For example, I was in Amsterdam
one summer.
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I ended up with no money.
Nothing.
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Do you think knowing that
Amsterdam was in the Netherlands
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would have helped me?
No.
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I made it out of that jam
through hard work and street
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smarts and you know, just being
open to whatever and whoever
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came along. I danced
double, even triple shifts,
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I even got used to that red
light in my face all the time.
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Within a couple months, I was
finally on my way back home
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Now you show me where it teaches
you any of that in your precious
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textbooks.
Robert: Well? Care to apologize?
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Bobbi: Hey, we need to move your
interview up to tonight...
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Is that ok with you?
Gerry: Yeah. Hey, uh, how are
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the interviews going?
Bobbi: Yeah, good. Some duds,
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but some good ones too.
Gerry: Yeah. How's the guy that
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my, my twin, like the guy that
Jeff, my brother from anoth...
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Bobbi: One of the good ones.
Gerry: He was, he was one of the
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good...wow, that's good for...
well ya got, ya got a Jeff
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ya got a Jeff already in the
school. So I could, so it just
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make...it would be, it would
be easier cause I would
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Bobbi: Yeah, I got it.
Gerry: Cool
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Bobbi: Your resume was
really impressive Gerry, ok?
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Gerry: Oh, thank you Bobbi.
Bobbi: Ok. You didn't make
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any of that up did ya?
Gerry: No...No...I don't...ok...
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I don't, I'm not a skeet
shooter. I didn't, I don't
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skeet shoot.
Bobbi: Yeah, that was the one
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I doubted.
Gerry: Ok
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Gerry laughing: Why did...why
did she think I made stuff up?
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I might not have been on
the dean's list...every year.
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Gerry: See at job interviews,
what they do is they try to
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trick ya, they ask you - what
are your weaknesses?
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I make some up.
I try too hard, I care too much.
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That way it feels like a
weakness but it's a strength.
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Just a trick, you can do that.
It's hard when you don't really
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know what your weaknesses are.
Ben: Sir, uh, I could suggest
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some weaknesses for you.
Gerry: Ok, give me a weakness.
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Ben: Uh, you leave in the
middle of the class a lot.
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Gerry: Ok, not a lot, but I
gotta go to the washroom
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sometimes. You get
to leave, why can't I?
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Maya: You definitely have ADD.
Gerry: ADD is not a weakness.
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It's a strength, cause I can...
girls please, back there...
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cause I can think of
many things at once.
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See that? I was talking and then
I noticed them. Stop playing
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with the paper, alright?
That's a strength.
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This is amazing, by the way.
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Gerry: I can't believe how
bright it is. Get me some of
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those highlighters.
Maya: Your tests are too easy.
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Gerry: Jimmy, Jimmy's failing.
Are my tests too easy?
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Jimmy: No.
Gerry: No. Uh ah, nice try.
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Ben: You show a lot of movies.
Gerry: You know what? You talk
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too much. That's a weakness...so
if you go to a job and they say
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What are your weaknesses Ben?
Um, I talk too much, see ya.
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Write that down. Oh, remember
the other day everybody, Maya
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was talking about the guy who
looked like a phys-ed teacher?
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He had one arm.
Maya: What's wrong with one arm?
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Gerry: That's not funny, that's
sad, but he does not look like a
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phys-ed teacher with one arm.
So, Maya's weakness is her
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eyesight.
Maya...I'm over here.
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That's your weakness, can't see
arms on people.
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That might cost you a job.
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Robert: Well, I have written an
awful lot of evaluation letters
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in my time and I'm known for
being a bit of a tough Gus but I
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don't know if I've ever written
a letter that glows like this
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one.
Rebecca: Well, thank you Robert.
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Robert: And now here we are huh?
After a short, but intense
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period, faced with the difficult
task of having to say...
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Rebecca: Yeah, ok
Robert: Hey!
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Love to hear more about
Amsterdam sometime.
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Heck, we could even go.
Rebecca: That'd be fun.
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I'll call ya.
Robert: Great!
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Lisa: Does she have your number?
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Robert: Let me have this.
Lisa: Ok
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Robert: Mr. Duncan
Gerry: Hello
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Robert: What's with the flowers?
Gerry: Those are for you.
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Bobbi: Why would you bring
flowers to a job interview?
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Gerry: Oh, I thought it was
something that was nice...
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Robert: It's a little
unprofessional.
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Bobbi: Yeah, not to
mention sexist Gerry.
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Gerry: How is it sexist?
Bobbi: Well, did you bring any
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flowers for Mr. Cheeley?
Robert: Yeah, flowers for me?
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Gerry: Oh, ok...and I did.
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Bobbi: You thought that you
could win me over by buying me
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flowers because I'm a woman.
Ok, that is just sexist.
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Gerry: It's not sexist is you're
a woman on the same team...
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as all the women.
Bobbi: What?
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Gerry: What?
Bobbi: Are you saying that you
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think I'm a lesbian? I mean,
the fact that I have a live in
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boyfriend of eight years that's
not enough of a clue to you?
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Gerry: We read that,
we read that wrong.
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Bobbi: Yeah. Let's
get this over with.
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Gerry: Ok. Whoo.
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Robert: Look, Mr. Duncan, the
truth of the matter is we're
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gonna hire Jeff for the position
Bobbi: Yeah.
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Gerry: But, I don't...why? I'm
Jeff, you have Jeff in me.
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You have me here already. Have
you told him? Can we...
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Bobbi: No, no, the reality of
the situation is this...
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Gerry: Oh, I get it...you
hired a guy that looks like me,
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acts like me, is me, same age as
me, so you wouldn't lose me
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in the social sciences
department.
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Bobbi: ...Yeah...yeah that's it,
it would just be easier for us
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to hire a phys-ed teacher from
outside the school than
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disrupting the social sciences
department entirely, you know?
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Gerry: I get it. It makes sense.
Bobbi: Yeah.
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Gerry: From your perspective
that would be a lot easier.
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Bobbi: Yeah
Gerry: It's gonna be confusing
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for Jeff and me.
Ok, I get it. Well, I thank you.
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Mr. Cheeley, thank you...and
Ms Galka, thank you.
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Bobbi: I can't believe he
thought I was a lesbian.
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Robert: I know, I haven't
thought that for years.
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Ever since I met Craig.
Bobbi: What that's when you
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knew?
Robert: Mmmhmm
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Bobbi: Huh...
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Lisa: Hey, I hear we have
a new PE teacher.
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Gerry: Hey, yeah they couldn't
give it to me cause it would
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have screwed up the whole social
sciences department, so...
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Lisa: Oh, well that's good.
Gerry: Have you seen him?
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Lisa: No, is he cute?
Gerry: Oh, well, you'll see, not
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really for me to say,
but you'll understand.
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Lisa: How old is he?
Gerry: Oh, probably about my age
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probably the exact same age. Oh,
did you hear Mr. Webster got
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fired for dating a student?
Lisa: What?!
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Gerry: Yeah, Jenna Bledsoe,
have you seen Jenna Bledsoe?
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Lisa: No
Gerry: If I was gonna lose my
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job for dating a student, it
would not be Jenna Bledsoe.
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Lisa: That's, that's gross.
That's really gross.
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Gerry: I'd never do it,
I'm saying if that was...
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Gerry: Bobbi, glad
you fired Mr. Webster.
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Lisa: Yeah
Gerry: Cause that was wrong.
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Bobbi: No, he didn't get
fired, his wife got transferred
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to a new city.
Lisa: You idiot.
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Gerry: Well, somebody better
tell Jenna Bledsoe, poor Jenna.
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Jeff: Hey!
Gerry: Oh hey, congrats,
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by the way.
Jeff: Thanks. Gerry right?
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Gerry: Yeah, Gerry,
the kids call me Mr. D.
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Jeff: Yeah
Gerry: You might start getting
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that.
Jeff: Well look, looking forward
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to working with ya.
Gerry: Mmm
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Jeff: It's, ah, first day
tomorrow so I gotta...
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Gerry: Why don't we have a
quick little one on one?
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Jeff: Oh, yeah, I'm not really
dressed for it today.
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Gerry: Come on, just one basket?
Come on...
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Jeff: Alright, one basket.
Gerry: Alright, age, before
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beauty...and strength
Jeff: Yeah, ok.
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Gerry: Nope, no, no, no,
carry, you went like that
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Jeff: Ok
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Gerry: Close
Jeff: Alright
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Gerry: Ok, good try.
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Gerry: miss, miss, miss,
miss, miss, miss.
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Jeff: Hey, Gerry, thanks a
lot, that was a lot of fun.
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Gerry: That was fun, that
a blast. That was a foul,
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that was a foul. Ok.
Jeff: Take it easy. Later Gerry.
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Gerry: Big time foul
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Gerry: Damn
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