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Gerry: Ok, so you will copy this down.

No talking please.

It's going to be on the test, so you might want to pay attention.

Why is that?...Hang on a minute. Ok, it's facing me.

Ben: Sir, I uh, I think you just Gerry: Ben, please...nope...nope

...like that... should go like that

Tell Trudy I need 25 copies of this,

and tell her my machine is broken.

Ben: Sir, the machine isn't broken you just don't know

how to use it. Gerry: You ever try to cut your

hair in the mirror? It's the same, that's what that

reminded me of, trying to...don't need that on.

Ben: Sir, please Gerry: Ok, hear that?

Gerry singing: Doo doo doodoodoodo

Gerry: What song is that? Made it up...you wouldn't know it.

It's just right here.

Gerry: Broken.

♪ I'm awesome. No you're not dude don't lie.

♪ I'm awesome. I'm driving around in my mom's ride.

♪ I'm awesome. A quarter of my life gone by.

♪ I'm awesome, awesome, awesome.

Robert: Welcome to Bully Awareness Week.

Let the awareness begin...now

Callaghan: Need ahand there Robert?

Robert: I am not! Callaghan: I am not?

Robert: That's what youshould do when you're

confronted by a bully.Gerry: That doesn't even make

sense. Callaghan: Not what?

Robert: Sir, you yelled at me. Callaghan: I didn't yell at you

Robert. Robert: With all due respect you

took a tone. This week is veryimportant to me. I was bullied

in elementary schooland again in high school

a little bit at university

and frankly the odd time here at work I'm bullied

this one time in high school Iwas chased by 20 students from

the feeder school next door.Grade three's!

I didn't know what they werecapable of, I think I blacked

I just ran and ran and ran. BUTnow thanks to the Wooly Bullies

I can confront and deal with anybullying situation that might

arise. Gerry: Wait, you said you were

in high school when you were chased by, by grade three's?

Robert: Yeah, but by 20 of them Gerry. 20 of anything can kill

you. Gerry: No, mice, 20 mice would

not kill you. Robert: Simon?

Simon: If they're organized. Gerry: What do you mean

"if they're organized"? Callaghan: Ok alright.

The video please?

Video: Isolation, shame,I am not,

Gerry Whispers: You gotta be kidding me

Video: I need shelter from your word daggers.

I am! I am ME!

Robert: They're even more impressive live, you

won't believe it. Lisa: Wow

Gerry: Ok, sorry sir, we can't be doing this for real, showing

this to the kids for Bully Awareness Week?

Robert: Yes, Mr. Duncan, this is what we're gonna show the kids.

unless of course you have a better idea maybe you can come

up with your own anti-bullying project.

Gerry: Ok, I will, I will do something.

Robert: I look forward, as I'm sure we all do to seeing your

anti-bullying project in a mere two days from now but I'm sure

for a big tough guy like you that'll be no problem to pull

together. Gerry: Yeah, I will, I will

have something. Callaghan: Ok, alright, great.

Look everybody, yeah that's good Simon: Gentlemen

Callaghan: Simon, sit down please. Alright everybody

now let's get out there, let's try to reach these kids

before it's too late. Teach hard everybody.

Gerry: Did you know it's Bully Awareness Week?

And I have been asked to do a presentation at the bully

assembly, which is a bit awkward because I was a bully in school

ok? Most our athletes were, so, it's not something I'm proud of

Jonathan: What kind of things did you do?

Gerry: I would take candy from this kid Josh's lunch everyday,

I would take notes from Beverly's locker

I would just take them. Sheila: Sir, it sounds more like

you were a thief than a bully. Gerry: Hmm, oh I bullied a kid

Patrick, I didn't steal anything from him. Actually do you, do

you have an Uncle, an Uncle Patrick?

Jonathan: Um, not that I know of Gerry: Any relatives?

Jonathan: No Gerry: Hmm, bet you do. Ok

Sheila: Sir, why don't we do one of those "It gets better"

videos? That went viral and the whole world saw it.

Gerry: That's one of those online gay videos that...

I've seen that. Sheila: That would be good Sir

gay people get bullied a lot! Gerry: Yes, that's what we're

gonna do. Thank you Sheila!

Alright, we've got it, take out your books

It does get better. Sshhh Sheila: I'm, I'm not gay Sir.

Gerry: Sshh, when you're ready, not now. I know...

Sheila: No, I'm really not. Gerry: When you're

ready I get it.

Robert: I hear ya, I hear ya. So I'll see ya tonight then?

Ok, bye, bye. Aw, ah so sorry you had to get all

caught up in that. Bobbi: What are you talking

about? Robert: The phone conversation I

was just having. What a great girl I met this week.

Bobbi: Ok, yeah I wasn't really paying attention

Robert: We were making dinner plans just now.

Bobbi: Hmm Robert: Speaking of which, we

should have dinner with you and Craig some night

Bobbi: You want to have dinner with us?

Robert: Yeah, girlfriend's quite the cook, I think

Bobbi: Girlfriend? Robert: Mmmhmm, Joanna

the ole ball and chain. Bobbi: You're talking about

the girl you just met? Robert: Oh yeah, but

things are escalating quickly. Bobbi: Gotcha

Robert: This thing has a train off the rails. Look how fast she

responds to my texts. Watch.

Gerry: Hey guys! Lisa: Hey, how's it goin?

Gerry: Good. Listen I'm doing something for the bully assembly

Simon: Mmmhmm Gerry:Do bullies always beat

up kids that they bully? Or is it just verbal?

Or, like, is it physical too? Simon: Oh, um, I think it can

be both. Gerry: You don't know though

Simon: I'm not 100% Gerry: Ok, think back and see if

you can remember and then let me know. It would be helpful, it's

for the kids. Simon: Uh, yes, I will try.

Gerry: Ok

Gerry: History was full of bullies. Stalin, '74 flyers

group of bullies, Napoleon, who was very short, short people

aren't usually bullies, so irony. For the video I'm doing

for the school, I'd like to know if any of you have ever

been bullied? Ok, hold on one sec Lucy. Alright tell us your

bullying story, go ahead. Lucy: When I was little, people

made fun of me because they said my dog wasn't a real dog.

Gerry: Ok, that's just the story though. That's not a, that's,

they're not bullying you, what kind of dog was it?

Lucy: A poodle. Gerry: A poodle...that's not a

Hold on, let me just get some of that laughter. Well, that's not

a real dog Lucy, ok? That's why they made fun of you.

Did they make fun of you for anything else?

Lucy: No Sir, just the poodle stuff.

Gerry: Just , no nickname? Nothing, nothing silly? No? Ok.

Nothing...nothing? Alright, one story

Tell you what, I'm going to run to the office for a second.

I don't want to hear any talking. If anyone talks when

I'm gone, you have to kiss... Edward on the lips when I come

back. Students: Ewwwwwwww

Bully: Where is it?? Student: Uh, I don't have it.

Gerry: Hey what are you doing? Do that again that was, do that

again. Bully: Excuse me?

Student: I don't want him to do it again.

Gerry: Excuse me, I want you to video tape this.

Student: But I have to go to class.

Gerry: I'll give you a note. Do it again. Action!

Bully: Where is it? Gerry: Cut, that was terrible.

Ok, go, go, go, go, go, wait, just let him get out of here, go

This might do something, ok go. No keep it, you're my camera boy

you're going to follow me, you're going to film everything.

K? Did you see the fear? It was powerful. Let's go! Come on.

Robert: Bobbi! Have to cancel our dinner I'm afraid. Me and

the wife are in a bit of a doozy right now.

Bobbi laughing: Sure So, we'll reschedule ok? Women!

Gerry: Trudy. Trudy: Gerry.

Gerry: I have a proposition for ya, you give me the medical

records for all the grade five students and I will bring some

friends to your band's next gig. Trudy: Alright, here you go.

We perform on the 14th and I will see you there

Gerry: Ok, that was easy. Trudy: Every teacher gets one at

the beginning of the year. Gerry: So it's not secret

information? Trudy: No, it's crucial

information. Gerry: And everyone has it?

Trudy: That's correct. Gerry: And I didn't have to

promise the band thing? Trudy: That's correct.

Gerry: But I still gotta go...? Trudy: That's correct

Trudy: Bye.

Gerry: Alright, here's some stuff to help us with the video.

Miranda, allergic to gluten? Ah, that's nothing, boring.

Oh! Here's a good one. Jordan, stand up

Jordan is allergic to sheep.

How do you fall asleep at night? Stephan: Yeah, what are you?

A freak? Gerry: Ok, no. He is not a freak

Stephan. You went too far. You're a freak. And you're

adopted, there! K? How would that make you feel if I

were to say something like that. Stephan: I was adopted, Sir.

Gerry: What? You were not adopted

Stephan Sinclair recently found out he was adopted and struggles

with this...k, ok.

Alright buddy. Hey, that's ok. Tell him he's a freak.

Stephan: You're a freak. Gerry [laughs]: Say it again.

Stephan: Sit down freak. Gerry: Sit down freak, yeah!

Stephan: Loser Gerry: Ok, too far again, see

see what happened there? Too far again. Did you get all that?

Did you get the sadness? And him standing?

Gerry: Pick up, pick up, pick up. Patrick!

Hey uh, this is uh Gerry Duncan. Yes, that Gerry.

No, Patrick, don't hang up please. Listen Patrick

I'd like you to meet me at Barrel's this Friday at 7:00.

Well, I'll explain everything then, but I, really important

that you meet me. Ok, thank you so much

Alright, see you then.

Bobbi: Ok, kids, listen up. Mr. Duncan has something that he

wants to share with you. Just make it quick ok?

Gerry: Alright, everybody stand up. Everybody, hello.

I need, uh two captains. Ok, yup and the young man right there.

You are our captains, we are going to pick teams just as you

would if we were gonna play basketball. You can go first.

Captain 1: Uh, Joey. Gerry: Yeah, that's who I'd pick

first, watch this Captain 2: Can I pick Ms. Galka?

Gerry: You can pick either one, we're both. Ok, I get it, girl

picks girl. Ok! I'm in available. Yeah, him, me...

Captain 2: I want...Maria Captain 1: Jordan

Bobbi: Pick it up Captain 2: You Justin

Bobbi: Ok guys, pick it up Gerry: Ok, let's, who's he

Captain's: Taylor, you, yup Gerry: pointing? Is he? I'm in,

Captain 1: I'll take you Sarah Captain 2: You Jenna

Gerry: should be...gotta be clear guys who you're, ok...

Team 2: Gordon right? No brainer Captain 2: We'll take Gordon.

Gerry: Yeah Bobbi: Nice.

Captain 1: Well, I guess we'll take Mr. Duncan then.

Gerry: Obviously you're gonna... You seriously think Gordon is a

better basketball player than me?

Captain 2: Never seen you play Gerry: You don't need to see...

Bobbi: Yeah, we gotta get back to class but I think what

Mr. Duncan is trying to teach us is a little something about

bullying and the loneliness that must be felt from being a last

pick, so let's give this guy a hand.

Gerry: Ok, let's play then. I got my team, I will cover Gordon

and I will cover Ms. Galka. I will cover, I don't even need my

team that doesn't... Bobbi: You know what, we don't

have time. This is not the time, no, no time. You know what,

light jog around the school you guys let's go, pick it up

Gerry: What were you thinking? Bobbi: Come on Gordon, you're

leading the pack there. Gerry: Don't film this

Camera Boy: But you said to roll Gerry: But there's sun now,

there was no sun earlier, it blocks the light. Come on.

Gerry: Thanks for coming. And as I said, we are shooting a movie

here at the school and all of you are gonna be in the movie.

Students: Yeah! Yes!

Gerry: That's right, you're gonna be stars

Bully student: What, what's the movie about Sir?

Gerry: You and you. Everybody. You're all in the movie.

It's about bullying, it's a movie about bullies and how they

pick on people that have things different. Then we're gonna show

it to the school... then...the best part...

We're gonna put it on YouTube and the whole world will see it.

[Bell Rings] You'll be the faces of bullying.

Students: Let's go. Gerry: Hello, did you hear what

I said? Ok, if you go, you're not in the movie...Ginger?

Now we have no movie.

Lisa: Hey, Gerry. I'm so excited to see your movie.

Gerry: Yeah, no movie, change of plans...switchin' it up.

Lisa: Oh, what are you going to do?

Gerry: Not sure yet. Lisa: But, you're still gonna do

something...like, unprepared in front of the entire school? Wow.

Gerry: Well, I still have time to prepare but you and I would

stop talking, cause it's, I'm just going through stuff.

Lisa: Right... Gerry: So gotta move, gotta move

Red: Go away! Name caller.

Blue: I am not, fear is a jaguar, sleek and hungry.

[All growl like jaguars] Red: I am a rugged flower.

Gerry: You gotta be kidding me. Blue: Sturdy and beautiful

Gerry: How am I supposed to follow this?

Red: I am. Yellow: I am me.

[Students clap]

Robert: Amazing. Come here. Just life changing.

Gerry: Get off Robert: The Wooly Bullies.

Robert: Let's each take a moment to marinate in the, in the

feelings we're experiencing after witnessing that spectacle.

Gerry: Turn his mic off. Robert: and while you're doing

that, here's Mr. Duncan with his anti-bullying video presentation

Gerry: Thank you, Sir. Thank you.

I, uh, did have a video planned but things didn't work out.

but, I have a message, how many of you know what that is?

that is the gang symbol of the gang I was in as a child.

called "The Swans". There was 4 of us, we would create havoc

pick on people, people would come at us we would defend

and we would hurt them. I know that's wrong, but I also know

that we all have imperfections, I have eczema right there.

Take a good look, go ahead, haha, haha.

Doesn't hurt my feelings. Sure I disguise it,

but I know it's there. You have a big zit I can see, massive.

Right there, that guy on his face. Up higher, higher

nope higher up, a little higher, this way and then over, across

right there, feel it? Ok? It's huge.

So what? People will make fun of that

Who has a big nose? You do, that guy right there

Look at it. So what he has a massive nose?

So what he has a giant pimple protruding from his face?

We don't make fun of that... Doesn't matter,

what matters, is the people that know you and care about you

and love you are the ones that matter. That's all that matters.

Don't let anybody bully you ok? Doesn't matter what they say.

You can cut your hair, that pimple will go away

and your, your nos..

I'll leave you with an inspirational quote

from a very famous movie when people pick on me I think of it

it's from the movie Rudy: "Ru-dy, Ru-dy, Ru-dy".

Remember that.

No more bullying. Thank you, stay seated.

Thank you, stay seated.

[Mouth words]: What the hell was that?

Thank you.

Robert: I assume you finished Mr. Duncan, sooo thanks for

whatever it is that was. Gerry: I nailed that,

I nailed that. Robert: Since Mr. Duncan was

unable to complete his video presentation we're suddenly

faced with a pretty significant window of available time.

Which is why it gives me enormous full body pleasure to

welcome to the stage, once again, the Wooly Bullies!

[The students laugh]

Robert: Thanks everyone for all of your efforts this week.

I'm also delighted to announce that the Wooly Bullies have

already agreed to come back next year.

Simon: Awesome!

Robert: Oh, it's the "mrs" Joanna.

Hey bumble bee, everything ok? Joanna: Uh, Robert, can I speak

to you in private? Robert: Of course.

What is it? Is everything ok? Joanna: Listen, um, I don't

think this going to work out and I just wanted to tell you in

person. I'm just not ready for something serious and you seem

to be moving pretty quickly... Robert: Joanna, I'm not going to

change for you. I know you want this, but you can't have it, ok?

"I am lovable, I am a rugged flower..."

Simon: He's doing it. Robert: "sturdy and beautiful,

I am me." Joanna: Ok, take care.

Robert: Did you see her face? She's a mess, the poor thing.

Bobbi: You know, she left so quickly, it was kind of hard to

see...if she felt anything. Robert: It feels so weird to be

single again.

Bill: Hey man, shouldn't you have on a red rose so he can

recognize you? Gerry: You're funny

Patrick: Gerry Duncan. Gerry: Hey Patrick.

Oh, you brought everybody. Well thanks. Why don't we have a seat

Patrick: Ah, I think I'll stand. So, uh, what is it you wanted to

see me about? Oh, god, are you sick?

Gerry: Am I sick? No, why would I be sick?

Patrick: Oh, I just assumed that you'd heard I was an oncologist,

and, uh, wanted to see me. Gerry: Oh, no, I did not hear

that, and my eyes are good so... except at night, when I drive.

Please sit down and I'll tell you everything.

Patrick: I'll just be a couple minutes honey, ok?

Clayton: Dad, is this the jerk you were telling us about?

Patrick: Ah, Clayton, you little scamp.

Gerry: Well, actually uhh I wanted to apologize to you.

for all the things I did and said when we were in grade

school and it wasn't right. So, in a lot of ways, I am a jerk.

Clayton: You're a waiter? What a loser! My dad's an oncologist!

Patrick: Clayton, come on. You go out with your mom there ok?

Gerry: I already said, I'm here to apologize. I get you're

sticking up for your father. That's nice, and I'm not a

waiter, I'm a teacher, at Xavier Academy. We went through the

doctor thing already, so. Bill: It's going really well.

Gerry: Anyway Patrick, I just wanted to...

Patrick: Um, small correction, I kind of like to go by Dr. Kayka

Gerry: Dr. Kayka Patrick: I prefer that.

Gerry: Patty Kayka, that was, that was what we called you.

Patty Kayka, oh god. That was wrong, I feel bad about that too

Clayton: You should feel bad, you're a loser!

Gerry: He hears everything, how can he not with the massive ears

sticking out of his head. Patrick: And we're gonna go

Gerry: Yeah, pin the ears back. Patrick: Come on, let's go.

Gerry: It was a joke, it was a joke Patty Kayka!

Clayton: Bye loser! Gerry: You're the loser, wait

til girls see those two wings sticking out of the

side of your head! Patrick: Enjoy drinking loveless

and alone.

Bill: That was nice, really nice Gerry: He started it. I saw the

kids ears when he walked in, I never said a word

Bill: Yeah, there ya go champ. Gerry: What are you doin with

that and a straw? When do I use a straw?

Bill: Mango Madness, it's new. A lot of the older female regulars

here really like it, so Gerry: Yeah, you're hilarious.

Bill: I'm pretty funny. Gerry: It is good, I can see why

they like it.

Gerry: That's awesome, I hope you got more back there.