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Gerry: There's five seconds
left, Celtics to win it all
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Gerry: He drives in.
Damn!
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Gerry: He's driving into the
hoop to win it all!! Yeah!!
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Lisa: Gerry! Are you kidding me?
Exams!
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Gerry: I didn't think
you started yet.
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Did you see that shot? I slam
dunked it! I've never done that
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Lisa: You lowered the basket,
it's not even regulation.
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Gerry: Doesn't matter...
but I still... slammed it!
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Gerry: That's was a 3
grade 11's!...Celtic's win!
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Lisa: Hey Gerry, busy week huh?
Gerry: Mmmm
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Lisa: Ready for your
first exam tomorrow?
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Gerry: Uh yup, I'm almost
there just gotta finish it
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and then photocopy it
Lisa: Seriously?
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Gerry: Yeah
Lisa: I finished mine weeks
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ago, both versions.
Gerry: Both versions?
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Why would you do two versions?
Lisa: Because when I was a
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student teacher, I had a student
call in a bomb threat and I had
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to evacuate and I had to
write a whole new one
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Gerry: Well, I don't have enough
time for versions and I don't
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have enough photocopies in my
account, so I'm going to do 1
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version.
Bobbi: I don't even have to
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write exams,
'cause I'm a phys ed teacher.
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Gerry: That's great, congrats
Lisa: Ok, so how are you gonna
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get this done by tomorrow?
Gerry: I'll go home, finish the
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exam I'll stay up late I'll get
up early and I'll photocopy it.
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Done!
Bobbi: Yeah, ya know what? I'm
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gonna stay up late too, but i'm
going to stay up so I can watch
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the game 'cause I'm a
Phys Ed teacher...soooo
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Gerry: Why does she do that? I
want to be a Phys Ed teacher and
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she's rubbing it in my
face like I don't need
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her to rub it in my face
like that...it's mean
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Gerry: Continue to work on
those questions at the back
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Lewis: Sir, is there any way we
can get like a hint on what
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might be on the exam?
Gerry: Everything, ok?
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Everything we've covered,
everything we've talked
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about to this point and more.
Lewis: But, like what kind of
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questions?
Gerry: Some short answer, some
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matching maybe, some
essay, some lists...
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Lewis: How about
multiple choice?
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Gerry: Wow, a lot of questions
Lewis, for a new kid that just
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transferred, 'cause multiple
choice is easy to cheat
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isn't it? Way ahead of you, I
know about you and your brother
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Clarke, so I'll be watching,
good luck trying to cheat.
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Lewis: I would never
dream of cheating.
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Gerry: No, you wouldn't, that's
why you have a million questions
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Ben: Sir, did ah, did you
ever cheat in school?
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Gerry: Let's just say, I know
all the tricks Benjamin, ok?
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Alright? Cell phones, not
allowed. Talking, not allowed
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extra paper, there will be no
washroom breaks, calculators are
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fine. If you want to bring a
calculator to the exam, bring a
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calculator.
Ben: Sir, why would we need a
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calculator for a history exam?
Gerry: Benjamin, tell me this...
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How many years between the end
of World War One in 1918
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and the start of
World War Two in 1939
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Ben: 21
Gerry: Twenty...21
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What if I ask you how many
months then between...
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Maya: 252
Gerry: Thank you Rain Woman.
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If I ever see anyone write the
word boobless in the calculator
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you will be expelled,
disgusting, funny joke for
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some of you, disgusting for me.
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Dwyer: Thanks guys, just
leave it over there.
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OK, everybody knows my father
recently passed away
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Lisa: We were so sorry
to hear about that
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Dwyer: Thanks, anyway this
foosball table was his,
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I want to give you guys a gift.
Bobbi: You sure you can part
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with it Paul?
Dwyer: My father always said, if
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you're not sharing, you're
not really playing, so.
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Bobbi: Oh, yes.
Simon: Good Morning everyone.
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Foosball, wow! Where
did this come from?
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Dwyer: It's my dad's.
Simon: Wow, this is great.
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Let me look at this, move out of
the way Dwyer, cool.
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This is a good foosball table,
who wants to play me? You Dwyer?
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Dwyer: No, no I just...
Simon: I promise you, you do not
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Sir I will bury you. I will bury
you underground and watch you
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rot, bones in the casket by the
Lisa: Simon...
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Simon:time I'm done with you man
Lisa: Simon
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Simon: Which team do you want to
be? Want to be red like the
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massacre that's about to ensue?
Or blue like the corpse I'm
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going to turn you into? Do we
have a priest on hand to deliver
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Mr Dwyer his last rights?
Funeral march out of the staff
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room.
Lisa: SIMON! His father just
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passed away and this table
belonged to him.
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Simon: You want to play?
Bobbi: Yeah, but just a quick
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game ok? and make it respectful.
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Gerry: Sir
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Stupid machine!
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Trudy: Need a little help
there do you deary?
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Gerry: No, this machine
won't collate and I can't
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figure it out.
Trudy: You know it's poor
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workman that blames his tools.
Gerry: What does that mean?
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Trudy: It's a proverb Gerry. It
means you gotta stop blaming the
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photocopier.
Gerry: Oh, just say that.
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Trudy, here's what I need...
...put more copies in my account
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Trudy: I can't do that
Gerry: Why?
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Trudy: Because it's a budget
thing, I do that for you
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I have to do it for everybody.
Gerry: I can't get through
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another month without, I I can't
even copy the exams with this
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Trudy: You ruined enough
copies for like 10 exams.
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Gerry: Yeah
Trudy: You gotta learn how to
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work that thing Gerry. Do you
know what you can do?
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Borrow from another staff member
Gerry: Who?
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Trudy: Leung
Gerry: Leung?!
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Trudy: Yeah! He's got tons!
Gerry: He's a weirdo.
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Trudy: It's pronounced librarian
Gerry: Trudy, I need the copies
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I don't have enough copies
How about, how about giving me
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some of your, your
own from your account.
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Trudy: Please learn how to use
that machine Gerry. I'm begging
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you. Learn how to use it.
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Gerry: Trudy can you help
me with this at all or...?
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Trudy: No, sorry.
Moulder of young minds.
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Gerry: Need another copier here.
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You need to spend some money
and get a new copier.
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Gerry: Ok, you have 180 marks.
Please wait til I have handed
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these out before you get started
keep your eyes on your own exam
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do not start until I tell you
and good luck. Get started.
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If you have any question raise
your hand and I will come to you
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Lewis:Can we write on both sides
Gerry: Ok I just said if you
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have a question Lewis, raise
your hand. No, you cannot write
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on the back. Just write on the
space that I have provided
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there on the front.
Maya: What if we run out
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of room on the one side?
Gerry: Seriously everybody
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really need you to raise your
hand during an exam if you have
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a question. Do not write on the
back of the paper. Thank you
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Ben: That was a really
bad waste of paper.
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Gerry: Ok, that wasn't a
question, that was a comment
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A wasted comment. Look, if you
write on both sides, when I mark
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these I gotta mark it and I have
to flip it over and then I have
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to flip it over, and then I do
this and then I gotta go back to
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this side and flip it. It takes
forever. So if you want these
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back in a month, then
you can write on the back.
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Is this a question?
Jimmy: Yes it is.
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Gerry: Go ahead.
Jimmy: Don't you always take at
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least a month to hand our stuff?
Gerry: That's not a question
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that's a comment.
Jimmy: No, that was a question.
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Gerry: No, that was a dig.
Thanks to Jimmy and Lewis and
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Maya and Ben you now have 85
minutes to write the exam
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Gerry: Something interesting
about the time there Lewis?
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Lewis: What? No!
Gerry: Yeah, bring it up here
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please. I'm not an idiot.
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If I catch anyone talking or
looking or cheating
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if I suspect you're cheating,
you'll get zero.
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[Fire alarm sounds]
Gerry: Oh, ah don't look, don't
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stop looking please,
stop looking and...
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Lisa: Hey, umm...
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so I'm gonna guess that you
didn't do that second version
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of the exam that I suggested.
Gerry: No, glad you're not smug
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about it.
Lisa: Good luck with that
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Robert: I'll try and get
everyone back inside
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as quickly as possible. At times
like this you really realize how
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fleeting life is huh? How
vulnerable we truly are.
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Gerry: There they are.
Robert: Do you know what I mean?
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Gerry: Looky, looky Lewis and
Clarke. Nice trick boys.
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Lewis: Um, trick? We didn't...
that wasn't us.
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Gerry: ...pull the fire alarm?
Get the exam delayed, give you
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some more time to study, you
better hope it's a real fire in
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there, that's all I can say.
Callaghan: What did you say?
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Clarke: Why would we hope that?
Lewis: That is, that's just
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horrible.
Gerry: No, you missed, you
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missed the whole beginning
of the conversation
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Callaghan: I'm listening.
Gerry: What I was gonna
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Robert: False alarm everybody,
back inside, coast is clear.
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Gerry: False alarm. Ok I'm glad
to hear that.
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Tuck your shirt in,
fix your tie.
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Gerry: Close call Sir.
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Bill: Hey man, you're not
done that exam yet or what?
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Gerry: For me to explain this,
all this, books, learning to you
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right now is going to be way
over a bartenders head, ok?
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I wrote my exam, I have to
rewrite the same exam
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Bill: Why don't you just
use the same one?
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Gerry: Why don't I just reheat
uneaten chicken wings and serve
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them to a different customer?
Bill: You know that's not the
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same thing, right?
Gerry: I know it's not, it's a
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metaphor Bill.
Bill:Actually that's an analogy.
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Gerry: Ok, anyway the point this
is way over your head
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Bill: The lazier a man is, the
more he plans to do tomorrow
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right? Proverb
Gerry: Right that is a...proverb
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Bill: You should put that
on the exam
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Gerry: Mmmm
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Was it cold during the cold war?
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Malik: Gerary! Sunshine morning!
Gerry: Hey, come here Malik
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Do they gi, do they give you
a photocopy account?
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Malik: Give me copies?
Gerry: No.
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Malik: You need copies?
Gerry: I need copies.
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Malik: They come, copies making,
punch, punch, punch and then
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forgot and leave. Gerary, copies
Gerry: Teachers don't punch out.
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Malik: Ohhh!
Gerry: They don't punch out!
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Punch out their code, they don't
punch out their code so you come
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and take...for your yard sale.
Malik: Yard Sale!! Yard Sale!
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Malik: Yard sale, you coming to
yard sale? I make bushkies
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I steal all yard sale, steal
Gerry: Aw jeez, that's 1 way
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to get copies, I guess.
Malik: Mmhmm, just watch, punch
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Gerry: Ok, alright
Malik: You can do [whistles]
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Malik: Gerandy!
Gerry: I just did what you said
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people do...thanks!
Malik: No punch
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1-2-2-1, I like
Gerary, I just make one.
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Bobbi: Goin' down!! Nice!
Dwyer: Hey guys!
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You havin' a good time with...
Bobbi: Hey! Yeah, it's awesome.
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Dwyer: You're enjoying it huh?
Simon: Bobbi's about to die a
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miserable death, sorry Dwyer
Bobbi: Well that's not something
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Dwyer: Last time I saw my dad he
was standing right where you're
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there Bobbi
Bobbie: Is that right?
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Dwyer: Yeah, I was supposed to
call him the night he passed
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away, but I was too busy. All I
gotta say is just make time guys
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Bobbi: That's something
Simon: two
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Dwyer:Just try to make time
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Simon: Three
Bobbi: I can't really, I can't
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really play this anymore.
Simon: Why, what happened?
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Where you going?
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Forfeit, forfeit
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Malik: Gawee!
Leung: I will see you there.
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Gerry: Ni hou ma?
Leung: I'm doing fine thank you
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Gerry: Listen Wayne, I
understand that you have a lot
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of copies right now in your
account and I'm wondering if I
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could maybe borrow your account.
Grab some copies.
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Leung: No,
Gerry: So you're not going to
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give me any of your copies?
Leung: No, I am not.
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Gerry: What does that
do to your inventory?
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How about this?
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Just returned you,
check your computer.
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Simon: Just one game.
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Gerry! Little foosball
to start your day?
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Gerry: Wow when did we get this?
Simon: Dwyer's dead dad.
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Gerry: Oh really? Love foosball!
Simon: Yeah
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Gerry: No, I gotta go,
I gotta get some copies.
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Simon: You need copies eh?
Play you for them.
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Gerry: Why don't you just
give me some copies?
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Simon: Come on, where's
the fun in that?
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Gerry: Oh, you want to play
foosball for photocopies?
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Simon: Sure
Gerry: If I win I get as many as
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I need.
Simon: Ok and if I win we hang
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out for a night...
Gerry: No, that's not happening.
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Simon: ...Drinks?
Gerry: K, you buy.
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Simon: Deal, k happy
Gerry: Let's be quick, I have
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very little time.
Dwyer: Hey guys!
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Simon: [whispers] Oh no!
Gerry: Sorry about your dad.
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Dwyer: that's cool, things
happen but you know my dad
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really loved this table ok? He
had one silly rule
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that no one could touch his
favourite player.
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Gerry: That player. Well then
we should honour that rule.
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Dwyer: Thanks Gerry!
Gerry: Ok, out of respect for
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Gerry: his father...yeah
Dwyer: I really appreciate it.
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Simon: That's my goalie.
Gerry: I know, but.
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Dwyer: You guys don't mind if
I watch though eh?
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Gerry: No, stay, watch we're
having a little wager here.
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Gerry: Cheer us on! Let's go! I
don't know how you're going to
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do this with the goalie.
Anyway...
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Simon: You know what? I don't
need my goalie, because I'm not
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even playing against you. As
they say "You don't play against
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your opponent you play against
yourself and your own
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higher goals...and standards
on your route
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to becoming the best and that is
real joy" end of quote
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Gerry: Nobody ever said that
Dwyer: No, no my dad always used
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to say that.
Simon: No he didn't! Come on!
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I made that up
Gerry: No his dad said it.
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Simon: No, that's ridiculous.
He's making up things about his
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dad for sympathy.
Dwyer: Excuse me.
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Gerry: No, that's so insensitive
Simon: Dwyer, please I'm sorry.
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Gerry: We are playing,
you made a bet.
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Simon: Without a goalie? Get off
Dwyer!?
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Gerry: You may begin. By the way
I had to photocopy these myself
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with my own money, because the
school does not give me enough
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photocopies. So you may
notice the size 8 font
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just to help save some costs,
cut down on paper. Funny story,
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actually, when I first got my
copy account I never even
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Ben: Sir, we don't
have a lot of time.
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Gerry: You have 90 minutes
that's plenty of time.
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Jimmy's done in like 15.
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I just have to step out
for a second, but
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just keep working quietly.
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I might be gone for a couple
minutes...be right back.
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Simon: Hey, is this
seat taken here?
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Look, I know what you're going
through. It's hard to say
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goodbye to a father.
Dwyer: You're telling me.
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It's so hard.
Simon: I know. Like, me and my
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dad had the greatest fishing
trip this weekend. We never
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catch anything but we always
have the greatest time. I don't
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know what I'd do without him.
Dwyer: Why'd you come here?
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Simon: All I'm saying is that if
I ever did lose my father,
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god forbid, that would be the
worst thing in the world.
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to happen to me, personally.
I'd cry, but if I ever did,
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he wouldn't want me to stop
fishing and he wouldn't want me
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to ruin fishing for anyone else.
Dwyer: I understand.
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Yeah, I gotta go put the goalie
back in the net. Thanks Simon.
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Simon: We're still talking about
your dead dad right?
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'Cause I don't know what
happened at the end of
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that conversation.
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Gerry: 45 minutes left
everybody, 45 minutes.
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[fire alarm sounds]
Gerry: No, no, no, no,
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sit, sit, sit, sit! It's another
false alarm. Nobody's going
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anywhere this time.
Ben: How do you know?
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Gerry: I know, I have a hunch,
isn't that right Lewis? Huh?
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Isn't that right?
A little hunch.
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Lewis: Sir, this isn't me
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Gerry: Keep...
Robert: Mr. Duncan! This is not
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a drill.
Gerry: It's a drill everybody,
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ignore him. It is a drill.
Ben: Are you sure it's a drill?
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Gerry: I'm 100% sure, keep
going, this is a drill, just
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keep writing.
Robert: Mr Duncan! you have to
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evacuate your students
immediately!
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Gerry: No, no that's what Lewis
wants. We are not evacuating.
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Keep writing.
Maya: Sir! It's starting to
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feel real.
Chief: Sir, open this door now!
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Gerry: No, he has to come,
that's what they do they have
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to get out of the hall, 'cause
they get bored out of their tree
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this is not real. Get out! It's
real I think it's real. Let's go
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It's real, come on, it's
real, it must be real.
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Callaghan: Thanks Barry,
I appreciate it.
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Chief: You're just lucky it
wasn't a real fire this time.
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Make sure it doesn't
happen again.
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Callaghan: I will
Robert: We will.
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Callaghan: Not letting the kids
out of class during a fire alarm
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Duncan.
Robert: You're lucky we were
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able to get them out alive!
Gerry: It wasn't real
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Robert: You didn't know
that at the time.
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Gerry: I knew that Sir, the
students pull the alarms to get
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out of exams. It's the oldest
trick in the book,
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these are brothers,
this is what they do.
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Callaghan: Not possible.
It's faulty wiring.
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Robert: Mr Duncan, what it comes
down to is this, you've given us
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no choice but to go
ahead and let you go.
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Callaghan: Robert!
Robert: What Sir, carry on with
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the firing.
Callaghan: Look, everyone gets
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edgy during exams but under no
circumstances can you keep the
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kids in the classroom during a
fire alarm. Do you understand?
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Gerry: I understand.
Robert: Do you?
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Gerry: I won't do it again.
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Gerry: Because of this exam
situation, the exam is now one
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question, and I will dictate the
question, it'll be worth 80
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marks. Here we go, let's write
it down and good luck. 80 marks.
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When...did...Columbus,
nope change that, actually sorry
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I'm thinking of another,
cross that out.
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Where...in history...sorry,
that's not the question
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Here we go, ready? I got it.
This is it.
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What was World War II.....about?
Question mark.
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What, what was World War II
about? Question mark.
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Maya: Isn't that a little broad?
Gerry: Yeah and that's the point
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is it's to give you some room to
to write it's 80 marks Maya, so
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Lewis?
Lewis: Um, do you want us to
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to focus on, on an aspect?
Or just all of it?
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Gerry: Just the whole thing, the
whole war from beginning to end
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What was it about? Was it about
people and stuff? Was it about
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death? I mean I don't want to
give you answers but I try not
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give away the answer, but take
your own spin on it, think
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use your minds. Jimmy?
Jimmy: Does it matter what
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colour pen we use?
Gerry: No, it doesn't matter,
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blue is fine, any colour Jimmy.
You don't even finish the exams
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I don't know...
Jimmy: You're right
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Bill: Ugh, there goes
your weekend eh? Marking?
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Gerry: Not really. Let me
explain how this works.
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If these were regular tests,
what I would do is find the
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smartest student, it's Maya and
I would mark hers first
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Bill: Right...
Gerry: Then I'd use that as my
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answer key, but these are essay
questions, now if I were to read
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these it would take forever. So
I don't, so I look at their mark
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going into it ok? Like Maya,
where's Maya?
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has the highest mark in the
class, there she is.
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So that's my answer key.
Bill: Don't you already know the
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answers?
Gerry: Mmm, sometimes their's
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are better. I gotta give her a
good mark, a couple circles
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and then sometimes, too vague,
too vague that way I don't have
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her 100
Bill: Yeah, keep it realistic.
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Gerry: 96, I give her a little
more than she has going in
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that way she won't come
back and challenge me ok?
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Bill: Right that's a good system
Gerry:Jimmy Jimmy, look at Jimmy
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Nothing, garbage, waste of time
Bill: Right, nothing.
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Gerry: 33, there's some words
there, but I have no time to
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read them, so then I get angry.
Jimmy, ridiculous, this has got
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to stop.
Bill: He could say the same
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thing to you.
Gerry: Ok? You got the system?
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Bill: Yeah, good system buddy.
Gerry: You do those ones.
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Bill: You want me to mark them?
Gerry: You don't really mark,
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Bill: Alright
Gerry: you just put marks on it
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Gerry: you put a circle...
Bill: That seems good...
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Bill: I'm a forger.
Gerry: Ok, here's Mike
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Now, Mike's got a 62
Bill: You should give him an 80
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Gerry: Give him an 80 make his
day, ok? And he goes home, his
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parents are excited,
I like that, finally!
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Bill: You've been routing
for him the whole time.
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Gerry: Yeah! About time. Thank
you. This person, Shawna
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I don't like her. Drives me
nuts, so what I do is I fail her
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on the exam, but I just give
her enough to pass the course
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so I don't have to teach her
again. So it's like a lot of
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check marks and question marks,
underline some things, a couple
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good comments.
Bill: Mediocre.
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Gerry: I haven't used
that one, happy face, smile
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Bill: That's uh, disturbing.
Gerry: You are almost a teacher.
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Maya: Mr. Duncan?
Gerry: Ah, here we go...
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Yes Maya?
Maya: I have a question about
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the exams you gave back.
Gerry: Ok, that's a surprise.
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Maya: You wrote "too vague" on
my paper, I don't know where or
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what you're even talking about
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Gerry: Did I do that?
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Hmm, too vague...you don't think
your answer was too vague?
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Maya: No, I think
I did a great job.
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Gerry: Alright, alright, let's
get it a little higher there 99
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Maya: Thank you
Gerry: You're welcome
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Maya: But, can you tell me
where I lost the one point?
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Gerry: You are a tough cookie,
let me tell you, 100%
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that's as high as I can go
Maya: Perfect, thanks Mr. D.
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Gerry: Alright...Mr. D
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