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Ok, not high enough. Ok?
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Hold on, I don't like this bat.
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Ok, you're pitching me
inside too much.
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Pretend.
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Sheila: Shouldn't you be
teaching something? Or...
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Gerry: Sheila, there's nobody
here, everybody's away, if I
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teach something I gotta reteach
it. I'm teaching baseball
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keep your head up.
Time!
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For you kid.
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It's a walk off. Goodnight.
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Sheila: Is he...coming back?
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Lisa: This is my favourite part
of the day, just right
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before the kids get here.
Gerry: Spare, I like spare.
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Trudy: Yup. Ah, here we go!
Dwyer's back.
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Lisa: Oh, that's Dwyer!
Trudy: The kids call him Mr. D
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Gerry: That's what they call me.
Trudy: No they don't
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Gerry: Yup.
Trudy: No, you might think
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it's you, but it's Dwyer.
Dwyer:How you doin how you doin?
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Gerry: Trudy, they're staring
right at me when they say Mr. D
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Trudy: No, no they aren't. He's
probably standing right behind
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you.
Gerry: Shouldn't you be in the
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office right now?
Lisa: Wow, the kids really
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seem to like him.
Trudy: Ah yeah, I really do, you
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know? He's been here forever,
he's everybody's favourite
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teacher.
Gerry: Everybody? So you know
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every kids favourite teacher?
Some kids could have a different
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favourite teacher Trudy.
Trudy: No they don't, no it's
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him. Everybody loves Mr. D, he
has a way with the kids Gerry.
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Gerry: Mr. D!
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Gerry: Oops, hey!
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Gerry: Hey Mr. D!
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Gerry: Hey Steve!
Trudy: Really?
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Gerry: Mr. D!
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Lisa: Give it up Gerry.
Gerry: You can't tell that's me
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Trudy: No, you can't tell.
Gerry mumbles into coffee cup
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Gerry: You say it,
that one was real
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Simon: So, the number of protons
determines what kind of atom it
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is. Change the number of protons
and you get a whole different
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element.
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But now, let's talk about a
couple of fun little groups
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called isotopes and ions.
Colin: Mr. Hunt, didn't you
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promise to show us how
to make a bomb this week?
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Simon: No, Colin, I never said
anything about making a bomb.
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Colin: Put "make explosions"
on your to do list.
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Simon: I won't do that,
this class is not about
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blowing things up, Colin.
Colin: Yeah, but this class
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definitely blows.
Simon: Colin, settle down.
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Colin: You settle down.
Simon: You settle down.
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The bell sounds
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Colin: Hey everyone,
no homework tonight!
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Class: Yeah!
Simon: That is not true, know
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know the difference between
carbon 12, 13 and 14.
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Jose, there's homework.
Colin if you could wait a moment
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Colin, I cannot have you
disturbing my class anymore
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because if you do
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there will be consequences.
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Big ones...
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Colin: Ok, come on.
Simon: Just making sure that you
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get that, thank you. You can
leave now, you may both leave
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Announcement: Finally a warm
welcome back to Mr. Dwyer who
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has just returned from building
homes in Honduras
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Gerry: Alright, alright,
alright. Ok, he can't hear you.
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Hope I get the same response
when I come back from Cancun
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on my spring break! You guys are
really that excited that
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Mr. Dwyer is back?
Jonathan: Mr. D's the best!
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Gerry: Ok, you realize that I am
also Mr. D and I have been all
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of my teaching career as well?
Jonathan: But, this is your
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first year teaching.
Gerry: No, I substituted for
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years.
Jonathan: Substituting
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is not a teaching job.
Gerry: Oh, is that right?
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For your information, substitute
teacher's are the teachers that
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cover for teachers that like to
go on little "trips" to Honduras
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in the middle of the school year
Jonathan: Well Mr. D's still
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everyone's favourite teacher.
Gerry: I could curse
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at you right now Jonathan.
Jonathan: But you can't.
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Gerry: But I can when I
get to the staff room.
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You're a BEEP. You don't
even know what I said.
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Dwyer: Gerry Duncan?
Gerry: Yes?
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Dwyer: Paul Dwyer. Welcome to
Xavier. How we treating you so
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far?
Gerry: Good, yeah, you're the
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other Mr. D.
Dwyer: Steve, how you doin? Hey
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Bobbi, you good? I am back!
Gerry: They're comparing us a
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lot to each other. Two Mr. D's
Dwyer: Huh?
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Gerry: we're getting compared a
lot. It's confusing at times
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Dwyer: Whoa, whoa,
whoa your braces are off
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Gerry: Yeah, you're teeth look
good. I noticed that.
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Dwyer: No, I mean his braces in
his legs, he had a hard time
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walking, his parents had a tough
time with him. Anyway, look I
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gotta get goin. Good
to see I'm back, I'm back.
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Gerry: Well just so you know,
there are two Mr. D's. #2, #1
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Gerry: 15 minutes? Excuse me?
Is that you? 15 minutes on the
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microwave?
Leung: Yes, I am making my lunch
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Gerry: Your lunch? What is it?
Leung: Shark
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Gerry: Shark?
Leung: Yeah
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Gerry: You're having Shark?
Leung: Yeah, it's frozen
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Gerry: Frozen, isn't that on the
endangered species list?
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Leung: It's getting there.
Gerry: It's getting there, wow.
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Alright, well, you're the
librarian right?
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Leung: Yes
Gerry: Are you even supposed
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to be in the staff room?
Leung: Excuse me?
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Gerry: Well, you're not a
teacher, this is for teachers.
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Leung: I have a Bachelor of
Education, just like you do.
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Gerry: Ok, listen Captain Quint
the microwave is not for cooking
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shark, ok? Wow, did you
catch it yourself?
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Simon: Hey guys...you're ties
are a little uh loose...
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do you want to fix those?
Bobbi: Excuse me gentlemen fix
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your ties please.
Student: Relax, I'll fix it in
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class.
Bobbi: Excuse me? You know what?
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You're the student, I'm the
teacher, I could ruin you like
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that [snaps fingers]. Now, fix
your tie and fix them now!
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and don't let me ask you again.
Student: Sorry Miss won't happen
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again.
Bobbi: Go!
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Gerry: Hey, are librarians
allowed to use the microwave
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in the staff room?
Lisa: Just a second.
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Gerry: What are you doin?
Lisa: I'm on gradetheteacher.com
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Gerry: What's that?
Lisa: Oh, it's this website
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where students can grade their
teachers and leave comments.
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It's, I'm on it almost every,
I'm on it everyday.
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Gerry: Am I on it?
Lisa: Um, nope, nothing.
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Gerry: Not one comment?
Lisa: Ah, I got a new one!
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I love this thing. "Ms Mason
has the worst laugh ever".
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I don't have a bad laugh, do I?
Gerry: Um, it's different, it's
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unique, it's yours.
Lisa: I wish I could find out
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who posts this stuff.
Gerry: Hit refresh, see if I
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I have a comment.
Lisa: You don't have a comment.
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Gerry: You didn't hit refresh.
Lisa: Still nothing.
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Gerry: See if Dwyer has anything
Lisa: Whoa! A+ all good comments
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Gerry: "Mr. D's the best
listener. "Mr D's so chill.
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His impressions of the staff
are hilarious. He has changed my
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life forever."
Lisa: It's just a stupid website
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Lisa: Come on, it's lunchtime.
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Gerry: I wonder if the kids are
posting my comments on his
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because we're both Mr. D
Lisa: Yeah...
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Gerry: and that's why
I don't have any?
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Lisa: That could be it.
Gerry: Yeah
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Lisa: That could totally be it.
Gerry: That would explain it.
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Lisa: Alright, come on,
let's go.
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Gerry: 20 minutes now.
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Let me just put this in for
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What's in there today? Koala?
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Dodo bird?
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Simon: Colin! Colin Stratton.
Dr. Hilarious himself, MD
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Colin: Hey Mrs Hunt.
Simon: Hahahaha
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Simon: Hilarious joke Colin.
Calling a man a woman. Funny
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that's swish, three-point
basketball. But where's your
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hilarious friends right now
Colin? I don't see them around
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right now.
Colin: Here they come.
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Simon: Gentlemen, welcome back.
Colin and I were just chatting
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about sports. Got some chips
huh? Fun, that's cool
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Got dill pickle pals huh? Salt
and Vinegar chums. Chip Chaps.
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Colin: What is wrong with you?
Simon: Nothing, thank you
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for asking though. I'll see
you in class Colin. Chips.
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Colin: Give me some chips.
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Maya: Sir, this isn't fair. We
didn't even know about this quiz
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Gerry: Yes you did...
Ok, stop writing.
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Jimmy: I thought we
had 20 more minutes?
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Gerry: Nope, Maya's right. Not
fair. I assumed you all knew.
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Maybe you didn't, so my mistake.
No quiz. Instead we are going to
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talk. You don't even know me.
I'd like you to get to know me.
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The real me. Ask questions
anything you want.
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Jimmy: When was the first time
you got drunk?
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Gerry: Ok, grade 11, Greg and
Mike, St. Joe's dance
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Mike got drunk, he hit on a nun.
True story.
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Maya:Which teacher's are dating?
Gerry: Can't tell you yet Maya
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but when you graduate, I will
tell you, how's that?
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See that's real.
Jimmy: Have you ever
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smoked drugs?
Gerry: Yes, I've smoked pot.
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I'm not gonna lie, alright?
I want to tell you the truth.
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Marijuana, Cancun with my friend
Greg, thought I had to go to the
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hospital...a little freaked out.
But I do not condone drugs.
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nor do I do drugs anymore. It's
rare to have some teacher be
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this honest and yes I'm strict,
and yes I'm teacher, teacher,
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teacher...lecture strict.
But I'm also real.
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You'll also get to know me,
you'll realize, hey...
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this guys pretty good.
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Ben: When did you
lose your virginity?
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Gerry: Ya see? Now that's not
funny. That's inappropriate.
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Ben: You said we
could ask anything
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Gerry: Yeah, but not that. Ok,
how would you feel if I asked
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you when did you lose your
virginity? Or have you lost...
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Awkward isn't it? It's this
awkward conversation right now
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about our virginity and stand
up if you've slept with Ben.
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No! Oh my god.
I was kidding. Sit.
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Quiz is back on, thanks to Ben.
Back to work.
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Background: Way to go Benjamin.
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Simon: Hey. Hey you. Hey you.
You think you're a comedian huh?
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Ha! Ha! You think you're a
comedian? You're a Mrs.
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You're a Mrs.You're a Mrs.
No...that's not it.
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You're a Mrs. Oh, what's that?
Do I sound like I'm laughing?
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No, I sound like punching you in
the face! Yeah, cause that's all
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you're going to hear if you
don't start behaving
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in my classroom.
Wow! That's better.
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Leung: Don't be late with that.
Well, well, well look who needs
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the library. Hope you don't
hog all the books Mr. Duncan.
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Gerry: I just need the internet.
Leung: Well, did you reserve a
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computer?
Gerry: No, Mr. Leung, I did not.
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Leung:It's Lee-yung Lee-yung
Gerry: Lee-yung. Ok Mr. Leung
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I just need it for five minutes.
Leung: I will give you 5 mins.
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Gerry: Who's that?
Leung: That's my parents.
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Gerry: Your parents?
Leung: I was adopted.
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Gerry: So they came here...
Leung: No, they were here
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and I came.
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Gerry: I need it for 5 mins
Leung: Well, I will give it to
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you for 5 mins.
Gerry: I'm not asking for five
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Leung: Well, I'm already
giving it to you.
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Gerry:I'm telling you. Thank you
Hey Kiddo.
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Fred: Hey Sir.
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Gerry: What's wrong?
Fred: I just got cut from
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the basketball team.
Gerry: Oh...you know
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Gerry: Michael Jordan got cut
from his high school team?
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Fred: Really Sir?
Gerry: Yeah, greatest player
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in the world. Cut in high
school, he didn't let one coach,
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and one teacher tell him he
didn't have the ability
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Look how he turned out.
Fred: Maybe one day I can be the
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best player in the world.
Gerry: Hmm, well first you gotta
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make the team next year, then
you gotta star on it, then you
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gotta go to college, star there,
NBA, six championships. But I
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like your thinking.
Fred: Yeah.
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Gerry: I met Michael Jordan once
Fred: Really?
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Gerry: Yeah, he was coming out
of a game and I stuck my hand
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over the, where they come out
and I, he did that. Michael!
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Fred: Sir, that's so cool.
Gerry:That's cool, I touched him
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Gerry: ...so, mod squad
Fred: What?
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Gerry: ah, just...
Bell sounds.
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Gerry: Anyway, go on with your
day. Don't worry about it.
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Fred: Thanks Sir.
Gerry: You're welcome.
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Grade the teacher...Nothing.
How is that possible?
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Leung: Time's up.
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Gerry: Are you serious?
Leung: Yeah.
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Bobbi: Hey, Simon, Simon, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
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Did you, ah, have a chance
to talk to Colin yet?
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Simon: Right, I'm work,
I'm working up to it.
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Bobbi: No, you can't work up to
it. You just gotta go for it.
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Simon: Well...
Bobbi: No, It's like a band-aid,
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you just gotta rip it off.
Simon: On, no, I'm more of a
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warm water sort of guy.
Bobbi: No no no just rip it off.
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Simon: Like a bath...ok
Bobbi: Rip it off, you know.
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Bobbi: Yeah
Simon: Ok, how's this?
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You do not mess with me because
I am a lion and you do not mess
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with a lion cause I will break
out of my cage using the claws
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that made me king of the jungle
and I will rip you open I will
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tear your face off and I will
wear that face to Halloween
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parties. Like a Halloween mask
and there's nothing you can do
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about it. Nothing!
Student: Hunt is scary crazy.
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Simon: How was that?
Was that good?
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Bobbi: You come
across like a murderer.
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Simon: Murderer?
Bobbi: Is that what you
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were going for?
Simon: I was going for lion.
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Bobbi: Then it's too much.
Simon: Was it a bit much?
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Bobbi: Yeah, a lot much.
That's not good.
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Dwyer: Ok, who's this?
Who does this?
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Mr. Duncan, how you doin?
Gerry: Good, good.
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Dwyer: We're just
doin some impressions.
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Gerry: Yeah, I've heard about
this, so let's, don't let
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me stop you.
Lucy: Do Ms. Calka!
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Gerry: Yeah, let's see that
Dwyer: Ms. Calka? Ms. Calka's um
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Ok, ok
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Gerry: That's it?
Dwyer: Yeah
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Gerry: That, that's not an
impression, that's just somebody
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blowing a whistle. That could be
anyone that has a whistle.
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Dwyer: Yeah, but they know what
I'm doing ok how about this one?
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Lucy: Mr. Cheeley!
Dwyer: Ha! You got it you got it
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Gerry: Lucy, that's just any,
that's just someone looking at
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their watch. How? Are you
guys serious? That's, that's...
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Dwyer: Come on, do an
impression, somebody.
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Gerry: Ok, ah, who do
you want me to do?
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Lucy: Do Mr. D
Gerry: This Mr. D
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Dwyer: Me?
Gerry: Ok, umm
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Gerry: Hey! Look at me smiling.
Wink, wink, wink, wink.
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Wassup? Wassup? Wassup? Hey,
what's that? You're homeless?
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Well, stay with me and my wife
and then I'll build you a home
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in, in, Honduras. Ah, everybody
loves me, I'm so nice. Ah...
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Oh, you're pregnant? Oh no,
that's ok, my wife and I'll
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raise the baby for ya and then
we'll give it back to you and
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lots of money. This is my
impression of Mr. Dwyer doing an
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impression of Mr. Callaghan,
ready? Teach hard!
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Haha, you're supposed to laugh
right? Here's an impression of
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Mr. Dwyer if he was hammering a
nail. Oh my god, that's so
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original, how did you think of
that? Oh no, that's amazing.
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That is unbelievable, I've
never seen that. Wow!
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Who else?
Dwyer: Kids, I think it's time
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to ah, go back to class.
Gerry: Just messing around.
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Tammy: Embarrassing.
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Gerry: Hey Paul. Can I speak
to you for a quick sec?
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Dwyer: Yeah, keep reading class.
Gerry: Listen, ah, I don't think
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we got off on the right foot and
I just wanted to come and say
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I'm sorry for, you know, maybe
the way I've been acting.
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Dwyer: It's ok, it's cool
Gerry: It's just, you're so nice
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to the kids and everything you
do makes me look like the bad
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Mr. D.
Dwyer: Let's not talk about this
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right now, I got my class,
but thanks for coming.
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Gerry: Actually ah listen, I
also want to apologize for the
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impression I did of you.
It wasn't, it wasn't cool
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Dwyer: I accept your apology, as
a matter of fact I apologize too
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for not making you feel too
welcome. Maybe we stop doing
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impressions all together,
how's that?
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Gerry: No, no I want you to do
an impression of me right now
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for the kids.
Dwyer: What?
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Gerry: It's only fair.
Kids, excuse me how many of you
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would like to see Mr. D do
an impression of Mr. D?
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Whole class: Yeah!
Dwyer: Look, you guys got work
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to do.
Charlotte: Come on Mr. D,
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we love your impressions.
Gerry: Let's go, let's see it
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they love them. Here we
go, this is me right here.
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Gerry: Ok, alright,
that's fair. That's fair.
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I stand with my
hands on my hips, ok.
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Dwyer: I got another one.
How about this one?
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Gerry: Alright.
Charlotte: That's awesome Sir.
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Gerry: Not really awesome ah,
oh, you didn't get this one
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you missed one. I do that a lot.
You didn't do that one.
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You didn't get it. No
Dwyer: No I didn't actually.
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Gerry: Do this sometimes ok?
You didn't get that.
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Dwyer: That was fun though class
right? Give it up for Mr. Duncan
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Gerry: You missed that, thumb on
the lip. You missed a couple.
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Dwyer: You guys
got reading to do.
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Gerry: Ok, this I leave
a class sometimes.
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Dwyer: Ok
Gerry: Ok? Sometimes I do the
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moonwalk out for the kids.
Dwyer: Ok...no
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Gerry: So you don't know that
one, not perfect, not great.
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Simon: Hey, everyone. Sorry I'm
late. I was just up on the roof
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thinking some thoughts,
clearing my head.
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Colin: Maybe he should go back
and stay there for awhile.
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Simon: Ok, where's my marker?
Anyway let's pick up where we
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were last lesson. Who can tell
me what a valence electron is?
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Colin: I've got one in my pants.
Violet: Colin, shut up! He'll go
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psycho.
Simon: It's ok Violet, I'm not
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going to go psycho...yet...
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I'm just kidding...shank ya.
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Hey, ladies, Colin says he has a
valence electron in his pants
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that wouldn't be visible with
even the most powerful
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microscope
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Gerry: Check and see if this
Mr. D has any comments now.
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Lisa: Oh yeah? What makes
you think that you do?
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Gerry: Spoke to the kids,
let them get to know me.
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There's a new Mr. D in town.
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Leung: Where's the microwave?
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Gerry: It's not here...weird.
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Lisa: Hey, there's a bunch here
um, "Mr. Duncan likes the wacky
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tobacky"
Gerry: What?
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Lisa: "Mr. Duncan is
mean to Mr. D"
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Gerry: No I'm not
Lisa: "Mr. Duncan lost his
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virginity to a nun when he
was drunk in grade 11"
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Oh my god! Is that true?
Gerry: What do you think?
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It's not true, these kids didn't
listen. They screwed up my story
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Mike was with the nun.
Lisa: Wait, wait, wait there's a
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there's a nice one here way down
three pages there's...
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"Mr. Duncan seems nice and
he knows Michael Jordan"
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Lisa: You know Michael Jordan?
Gerry: Maybe, we met.
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Lisa: So the kid got
the story wrong? [laughing]
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Gerry: So, this is
the new laugh?
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That's what you came up with?
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Gerry: Hey
Simon: Hey
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Gerry: Almost done.
Simon: Oh sure.
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Gerry: You didn't tell
anyone did ya?
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Simon: No sshhh, secret
Gerry: Nice.
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Simon: Hey, you know Colin
Stratton? Well he's always
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giving me lip in class, today I
embarrassed him in front of
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everyone. Shut him right up.
Gerry: So now he's mad at you?
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Simon: Yeah, but there's
nothing he can do about it
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Gerry: OK, well just be
careful, because the last school
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school he was at,
he stabbed a teacher.
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Simon: He stabbed a what?
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