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Gerry: Alright I'm Mr. Duncan.
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Actually the 'uncan'
is uncessecary
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You can call me Mr. D
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Student: But, uh, we call
Mr. Dwyer 'Mr. D'
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Gerry: Well that's going to be
confusing then for Mr. Dwyer
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Anyway, you're older kids
I understand that
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We're really close in age,
I'm not much older really, so
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So, I can relate to a lot of the
things and I'm here to help you
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with any problems, concerns, ok?
Anorexia, maybe some
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drug problems there? A little
low self esteem? The lip ring?
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Maybe a gender issue?...You are
a woman...you are a woman
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A very handsome, I'm sorry,
beautiful not handsome
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beautiful woman
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Solved that problem...I see
these things, I see these things
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because I care. Everybody here
is from a different background
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I like that. I've been to many,
many countries
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almost all of them.
Except for a couple hundred
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Alright? Let's pick a country,
see if I've been there
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Japan...been there...Konnichiwa
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K...let's do another one.
Middle of the Atlantic Ocean
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have not been there. Death,
sharks...do not wanna be there
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Ok...How long are these classes?
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Student: 80 minutes
Gerry: Alright, 6, 74 mins to go
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Gerry: Excuse me, sorry,
thank you
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Lisa: Hi, I'm Lisa. I'm new here
Gerry: Oh I'm Gerry. I'm not
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really new 'cause I've been
substituting for a few years
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so, it's just harder than,
this regular.
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Lisa: Right
Gerry: Look at that! That is the
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french teacher. Oh for sure,
they're all so hot!
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Lisa: I teach Social Studies
you know?
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Gerry: What? What was that?
Lisa: Nothing
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Robert: Morning folks, settle
please, attention si vous plais
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Everybody sit down...people!
Trudy: Hey! Sit down!
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Robert: Yeah.
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Thank you, yes, thanks for
taking your seats and settling
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everyone. For those of you who
don't know me my name is Vice
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Principal Robert Cheeley and uh
I'm thrilled to be starting
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another year here at Xaviar
Academy and my first task right
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on time, is to introduce the
Cap-i-tain. Our fearless leader
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Our hero.
Callaghan: Hi, thank you Robert,
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I'll take it from here. Just a
couple of things I want to go
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over. First, welcome all the new
staff. Question? Go ahead.
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Gerry: No I was just,
I was waving...only
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Callaghan: Ok #2, this week is
the parent/teacher meet and
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greet. I want you all to get
your game face on for that.
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Gerry: This is my game face.
Lisa: Oh, good
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Robert: I would like to continue
if I could by formally
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introducing the new staff...
beginning with, very happy...
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Gerry:Gerry Duncan thank you new
to this school, but I have been
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substituting for years which is?
Lisa: Ah actually harder he says
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Gerry: so I'm part of the social
studies dept here but as you can
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tell my background is in
physical education
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education du physique
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Boom! So - my legs are the same
K?
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Robert: Thanks Gerry,
that's great,
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but we should probably get
on with the meeting
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Callaghan: Oh, oh, oh, sorry
Robert...#3
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Our rival, St. Pat's, this year
again has been rated the
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number 1 private
school in the city.
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We can't have this, now
this is our main rival.
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This has got to stop. Principal
Davis will be rubbing this in my
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face again and again. It all
starts with our sports teams.
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So, Bobbi? Bobbi? Alright this
year let's kick
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St. Pat's right in the sack!
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Bobbi: Yeah - I am on it! Right
in the sack Sir! You got it!
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Callaghan: Alright everybody.
Teach Hard!
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Gerry: I'm going to
teach so hard
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Gerry: See where that
Phys Ed. teacher went?
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Lisa: I'm actually a
little nervous
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Gerry: I don't get nervous, I
have the gift of the gab and
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teaching's just gabbing
to kids really.
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Lisa: I shouldn't be nervous, I
have a masters in education
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and a PhD in mid-evil
history...so.
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Gerry: Well I have a masters in
people and a PhD in natural
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ability, so.
Lisa: Yeah - those aren't real.
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Gerry: Real to me.
Robert: Running in the hall
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Mr. Stratton? Congratulations
you have the honor of being my
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first detention of the year.
Gerry:Can I steal him for a sec?
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What a hard ass huh?
Boy: Yeah!
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Gerry: Don't run, speed walk, I
was almost in the Olympics for
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this. You can't get in trouble.
Watch. Tell me when to say go.
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Boy: Go!
Gerry: No, wait til I'm ready.
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Ok I'm ready.
Boy: Go!
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Gerry: Watch! Slow, k, see that?
See? It's all right there feet
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on the ground. Whew, see?
Bobbi: [blows whistle] Alright!
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Stretch it out, hold for 10.
Nice, you guys look great
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Gerry: Those are some
interesting stretches
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Bobbi: Just a warm up really.
Gerry: Well, they should
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probably run first, but it's
your class, so...
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Bobbi: well they're training for
a half marathon so I'm limiting
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their running right now
Gerry: half marathon? I finish
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my marathons, but that's just
me. Anyway, if you want some
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help from a fellow phys ed'er. I
am at your beckon call.
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Bobbi: Actually, you know what?
They need someone to coach the
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5/6 girls basketball team.
How 'bout that?
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Gerry: Done! I will coach
anything. Let's do it up!
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Bobbi: Yeah, just because you
can do that doesn't mean you can
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coach.
Gerry: Watch...anyway!
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Gerry: Hello, Miss Trudy Walsh!
Hello, Hello
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I need to make a little
announcement. Just a...
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Trudy: What kind of
announcement?
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Gerry: Ahh very important one.
Seriously!
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Trudy: Ok, alright
Gerry: Thank you Trudy!
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Gerry: Check, check. What's up
homies of Xavier Academy?
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Mr. D in the house, in, in the
school.
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this is an emergency, emergency
announcement. Pay attention.
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Please stop. Listen, this is an
emergency announcement.
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Today, after school in the gym,
there will be a grade 5/6 girls
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basketball tryout in the school
after with me the coach,
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I'm the new coach of the team.
Today after school in the gym.
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After school, i'm excited!
Trudy: Give me that!
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Gerry: Ah, Thank you.
Trudy: That was some emergency!
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I just hope Principal Callaghan
didn't hear that! And if he
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didn't I might have to tell him.
Gerry: What's it gonna cost
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to keep your silence?
Trudy: Here!
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Gerry: This Friday
McGillicuddy's an evening with
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Sleetwood Knack.
Trudy: Fleetwood Mac tribute
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band. [sings] lead vocal's.
I'll tell ya what? You bring a
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friend and your secret's
safe with me.
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Gerry: Ya know what? I think
you should just tell him.
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I'm sorry about bothering you.
Sleetwood Knack...ha!
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Gerry: [blows whistle]
bring it in please. Hello...
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hello, hello ladies! Might wanna
get a strap for those.
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This is gonna be fun. Let me
tell you how my tryouts work.
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You may notice 3 large cutouts
that look distinctly like me...
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That's because they are me,
from when I was in high school
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where I played a lot of high
school intramural basketball.
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This is how the tryouts work. If
you are not as tall as the first
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Mr. D, then you, ok, exactly, no
you unfortunately, I'm sorry
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We're gonna cut 'cha, you are
not even close to that size ok?
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alright? Why don't you go down
the hall and audition for Annie?
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Ok? The sun will come out
tomorrow ok? Let's give her
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a hand. She got cut,
but she got cut with dignity.
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So that's good she handled that
well I like to see that alright?
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Ah, Glasses let me
see you up here.
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Glasses: My name is Gabby
Gerry: You're now Glasses
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cause I give everybody
nicknames. If I cut you...
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you can go back to Gabby. Wait,
let's see if you're as tall
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here please...
No...she is not.
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Oh! Tippy toes! Good thinking!
Smart, ambition,
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desire to make the team,
that is awesome!
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Everybody have a seat please.
Alright? I'm going to show you
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what I expect from you in the
scrimmage. Some of this...
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a little bit of that...
some of this...
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Ok, I don't have the right shoes
on. Bring the right shoes.
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I forgot mine. You'll lose the
ball. Come on up here.
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Let me see you please.
Stand by this for a sec.
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Put your hand up...good!
On the team!
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Probably the captain.
You ever played basketball?
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Doesn't matter...you are on the
team! You are now Sasquatch!
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Come on back up here glasses.
I'm going to show you a pick.
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This is what we're going to use
to free up space once we know
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who our best player is. Ok?
Run by me.
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Go ahead, run by me.
Ok? That is a pick.
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Alright? Let me give you a hand
there, someone should help her.
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That's why you need a strap!
Give her a hand
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for participating.
We're gonna have fun.
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Bill: How was your
first day at school.
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Gerry: Pretty amazing actually.
Bill: So now you gotta teach
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everyday? eh? That sucks.
Gerry: It's amazing!
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Bill:What are you talking about?
Gerry: I get my own class, I get
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to coach. Bill: who do they got
you coaching?
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Gerry:Grade 5/6 girls basketball
Bill: Challenging
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Gerry: Well they kind of suck
right now. Some of the
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girls are actually worse than
you. But we'll have fun, I guess
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Bill: Worse than me? You can't
even do a left handed lay up.
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Gerry: I told you, I come from
the right side on purpose.
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I don't need to...
Bill: You guys are going to lose
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every game, I guess you're ok
with that, that's fine.
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Gerry: Dude, these are the
players I have.
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Bill: you could recruit better
players.
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Gerry: Recruit a 12 yr old girl?
What do I do, just go to an
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online chat room?
Is that what you'd do?
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Bill: or you could just go to a
school and introduce yourself
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call her parents.
Gerry: Nice! Another cooler!
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Bill: Yes, sir!
Here you go Geraldine, yeah
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Gerry: Rock on!
Gerry, you know that
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Bill: Done!
Gerry: Done...
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Bill: This is Anne Murray
Elementary, I heard a
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teacher here got stabbed in the
leg by a kindergarten kid
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Gerry: There she is...
Candice Williams
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Best under 13 player in the city
See her? I'm goin, I'm goin!
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Bill: Yeah, I'm coming
Gerry: No, stay here, honk if a
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teacher comes.
Bill: That's my job? Honk?
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Gerry: double honk if it's the
cops. Come here,
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give me a boost.
Bill: No, I can't
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Gerry: Ughhh, ahhh
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Gerry: Hello little ladies
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Just wondering if I could have a
minute alone
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here with your friend
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It's ok, full time teacher.
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Girl: We'll go.
For twenty bucks.
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Gerry: Why don't you just go,
or else.
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Gerry: Ok, twenty bucks,
that's fair. Not a bad deal
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actually for something like this
Girl: Go!...Loser!
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Gerry: I'm not a loser.
Show me the ball Candice
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That's right, I know your name.
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How would you like to
learn some of this?
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Want to come to Xavier
Academy? Play some ball?
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free ride, coached by moi?
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Candice: Does he teach
at your school?
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Gerry:Does who teach there? Bill
I told you to stay in the car
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Come on!
You made me lose the ball
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Candice: It'll be cool if
he taught at your school.
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Teacher: Hey! Hey you!
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Gerry: Tell you're parents I'm
going to call them. Bill, let's
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go, code red! Let's go. I give
you one job was to honk the horn
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Hurray! Nice! Don't! Come here.
Bill: I'm going to carry you.
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Bill: Fireman's...this is
embarrassing!
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Gerry: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah! Put me down.
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Callaghan: DUNCAN! Heard you've
been lurking around Anne Murray
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Elementary School! Talking to
some grade 6 girls?
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Gerry: Yeah, I was actually, ah
trying to recruit a
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Candice Will...ah Candice
Williams, basketball
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Callaghan: Awesome!
Gerry: Ahhh
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Callaghan: St. Pat's has been
trying to get her for two years.
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Davis will be furious when he
finds out we've got her. That
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guy drives me nuts, I will
personally tell him myself.
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Gerry: You should tell him..who?
Callaghan: Principal Davis,
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St. Pat's, pay attention
Gerry: Yes, ok, yes
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Callaghan: Hey! Davis! Guess
who's the new #1 ranked private
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school? I cannot wait to make
that call!
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Gerry: Ok, you seem a little
crazy right now.
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Callaghan: Huh?
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Gerry: I don't think
I said anything.
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Callaghan:Right, good teach hard
Gerry: K
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Gerry: Ren-ai, sound out,
ren-ai, sound it out.
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Gerry: Ok,
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Who can tell me what
caused the Renaissance?
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Gerry: Yes
Student: Um, a war?
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Gerry: A war, what's your name?
Student: Jonathan
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Gerry: Jonathan. How many people
agree with Jonathan?
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Gerry: You can't vote for
yourself. Nobody?...Yes?
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Student: I don't think anything
'caused' the Renaissance.
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Gerry:Ok that's a theory as well
nothing caused the Renaissance.
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Alright, open your books, write
this down please for homework
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you can't come in here every day
question, question, question.
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I'm not going to spoon feed you.
You need to do some of this
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yourself. Look this up
tonight for homework:
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What caused the Renaissance?
Please make sure you spell it
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correctly. As I have done on the
board, and if you find nothing
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caused the Renaissance when you
go home tonight - why?
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[Bell rings] Gerry: Ok good, now
you can go. Thank you.
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Potatoes, potato, hanging out
with the potato. Potatoooo....
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fries, salt and pepper. That's
mine, do not steal that. That is
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my little, my little shake that
I do ok? Let me know if you see
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anybody do that please seriously
cause that's my thing. Alright?
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I don't want anyone doing that.
K?
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Actually you know what?
I'm checking!
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Gerry: Are you hungover?
Lisa: Ha, no, no I'm not
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hungover. Today was way worse
than I thought. I mean, I
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thought that the kids would like
the fact that I'm prepared and
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really wanting to help them
learn.
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Student: Ow!
Lisa: I had a seating chart,
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and a lesson plan.
They hated me.
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Gerry: You're too by the book,
you're too serious. Relax, have
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fun. Loosen up a little bit. See
what I did when that kid walked
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That's the kind of stuff
you do...right? They love that.
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Lisa: That, that's, that's who I
am, I'm "teachery" you know?
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I, I don't know what else to be
other than structured and
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organized.
Gerry: Try not to be yourself.
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Lisa: Ha....
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Gerry: Being
yourself's not working
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Lisa: Thanks
Gerry: Trust me.
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Gerry: Did I do drugs in
high school?...not sayin...
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Did I cheat on tests?
Many times...
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Did I steal from other kids
lockers? Never proven...
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But now [knock at the door]
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Hi, Mrs Williams, nice to meet
you. Hello, Mr. Williams.
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Seat right up front...no, those
seats are taken, sorry.
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Yup - here you go. Ok, thank
you. Welcome.
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Have a seat.
Mrs Williams: Thank you
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Mr Williams: you said something
about a scholarship?
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Gerry: Yes, the wheels are
in motion, so just sit back and
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relax, and listen. And you will
see why Candice should be at
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Xaviar Academy, ok?
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Ok...oh - almost forgot. Ta da!
Mrs Williams: Thank you.
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Gerry: No problem. Ok...I am Mr.
Duncan, that's not what your
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kids call me though...Mr. D
'cause it's easier to say.
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Parent: Mr Duncan
doesn't seem hard
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Gerry: Not for you, what about
our immigrant students?
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Chinese Parent:
Mr. Duncan, very easy.
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Gerry: Ok, what about the
really, really immigrant
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students? Like people that speak
the click language?
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Click, click, that's Mr. D.
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Chinese parent: What are
our kids going to learn?
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Gerry: Excellent question!
Besides Marcel and Celine...
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who can name the other
two Dion quintuplets?
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This guy can! They'll learn
about that! They'll learn about
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our above ground railroad, the
Via Rail, remember when that was
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put in? They'll also learn about
the underground railroad
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ok...our subway system
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Pretty amazing huh? Principal
would now like to meet you
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Mr. Williams: I'm afraid, Mr
Duncan, we're going to keep
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Candice in her current school.
Gerry: What?
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We're going to give her a
scholarship.
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Mrs Williams: we want our
daughter to learn and as far as
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we can tell. You seem to place a
lot of emphasis on sports and
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less on academics.
Gerry: You don't think I'm smart
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Go ahead, grill me,
ask me some questions
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Mrs. Williams: Excuse me?
Gerry: Go ahead, anything
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academic, ask me.
Mr. Williams: Um, who was the
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first man on the moon?
Gerry: Louis Armstrong, Lance
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Armstrong, I corrected myself
that counts...next!
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Mr. Williams: Who was the first
US president?
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Gerry: Pass. Next question
Mrs Williams: This is silly Mr
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Duncan, good luck with the team.
Gerry: Yeah, you don't get the
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basket. That's right.
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Callaghan: Gerry! Where's my
little all-star?
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I'm gonna call Davis right now!
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Robert: Sir, no cell
phones in school
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Gerry: We didn't get her Sir,
she's going to St. Pat's.
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Callaghan: What??
Gerry: I'm just kidding.
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Sorry, um, she's going to
stay where she's at.
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Callaghan: Why? What happened?
Gerry: I don't know, the parents
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they came, and they listened and
then they quizzed me...and I
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don't know, it happened so fast.
Callaghan: Disappointing Duncan,
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very disappointing.
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Robert: Now you've
made him angry
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Gerry: you didn't hit the rim,
stop spinning Gabby.
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Don't dance...why
would you dance?
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[Sigh's]
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Lisa: Hey Gerry! I had the most
amazing night tonight with the
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parents! I gave them my yearly
plan and the loved the famous
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quotations I put up on the wall.
Gerry: I got famous quotes too
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Lisa: Blame yourself...we're all
really alone...ha...wow...
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Gerry: I just lost the best
basketball player in the city
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and now I'm left with
a cute little ballerina
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we are not going to win a game.
Lisa: She is cute, ok well maybe
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you can try and have a little
bit more fun with it.
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Not be so serious and...
Hey, hey maybe you can just try
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try and not be yourself. You
know - maybe that'll work
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'cause yourself's not working,
ha, trust me...haha
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Gerry: Nice play
Lisa: Thanks
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Gerry: I'm gonna go help her.
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Gerry: Thanks
Lisa: No problem.
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Lisa: And - never give up EVER!
That's your saying
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Gerry: use the backboard
Glasses. Ok forget that.
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Let's play a game called
Princess, your job is to get the
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princess to the castle. Ok? And
it's a Chinese princess.
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How's that? But! There's also a
mean dragon also Chinese.
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played by me.
Glasses: But you're not Chinese.
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Gerry: Yeah, but, that's just
the game, that's the way the
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game is. So, here we go, are you
ready? Alright Glasses, let's
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see if you can get by me, get by
me, get by the dragon.
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Nope, ok ah she's dead,
don't touch her
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CPR, ok let's try it again.
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Ok, mean dragon, but this
dragon's not so mean.
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This is a nice dragon, that's
going to lift the princess up
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There ya go!
Glasses: I did it! Yes, yes, yes
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Gerry: Ok but I helped ya though
I can't lift ya during the game.
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Gabby's Mom: Come her Gabby
Glasses: I have to go now Sir.
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Gerry: I see ya got a strap!
Glasses: See you at practice
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tomorrow sir
Gerry: See ya Strap, that's your
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new nickname, Strap. I got
something for ya ok?
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Sing-dan-fai-lo to my
song-li-fai-lo
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Strap:I don't know I don't speak
Chinese. What does that mean?
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Gerry: Ok, Merry Christmas
and Happy New Year.
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Strap: But it's not
either of them.
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Gerry: Yeah, but it's
coming, so. Potato?
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Strap: I really have to go now,
Bye Sir!
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Gerry: you could potato, it
takes 2 seconds for fries and uh
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I could still cut you...
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