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...and that is when the man approached him

Great! Thank you Lucy. Next up Step...

Stephan, take your time please.

When the man a-arrived. He ask-ed for the moe-ney?

Money. He asked for the money.

Yup, a little quicker too ok?

He said he lik-ed... lik-ed...like-da

- Just liked. - Just liked...

No Stephan: everything a...

- ...bout the car. - K, good. Keep going.

- When the man... - No, Stephan you just read

that line ok? Remember what I said to you, ya gotta follow

- with your finger ok? - Should I keep going?

- No, that was good. - But I wanna finish it.

Ah but it's someone else's turn now. Thank you. Next up

- Good job Stephan. - Thanks Lucy.

Lucy...seriously? K? K Paul? No, sorry, mistake.

Sha...no...Sar...no... Lucy, it's your turn again.

I'm just gonna have ah Lucy

she's going to read the whole year ok? Alright.

- Gerrandy!!! - Ok, it's again Gerry.

Ah Gerry, I tells you the weather, every time the rain

come, I find, and it make me, my back, I found that guy he put

the moisten on it, and the day later it pop. And then I say to

my wife...Blaftoni Sharmutaya blaftoni!

I don't know what you're saying.

It's tough Gerry, every time the money comes out the

- other peoples take it away. - Mr. Cheeley!

Mr. Duncan, ah Mr. Malek Mr Malik: Malik, it's

pronounced Malik Robert: Mr. Malik, remember, you

and I spoke earlier and you're gonna stay very late tonight. Do

you remember? We spoke earlier and you're gonna stay here very

late tonight, because the last 4 ti, 5 times you've said you were

gonna stay, you somehow forgot so we spoke, he's a witness

you're staying here very late tonight.

Yes, I put the thought in the place right now

Great!

I don't like that Mr. Cheeto

Well thank you for that Terrence, so we're down to one

- more item on the agenda. - Actually, I have something

- to add to it. - Well, that's a little

unorthodox, but, but fine, I'll allow it

at the end after the final item which is everyone's favourite

guidance counsellor Ms MacPhee tells us about the 24 hr famine

I don't think that was unorthodox

- Thank you Robert. - Wow!

War, famine, poverty, the environment.

These are issues that I care deeply about and you really

should too. I've organized this 24 hr famine because there are

so many children in the world who wake up every single morning

with no food to put in their bellies...Trudy...

- What? - Trudy...

- Trudy... - It's a bagel

Just remember that some of your students will have stopped

eating at 7AM and they're subsisting on just water.

They'll be sleeping over at the school tonight. And everyone

who makes it through will have a celebratory breakfast together

tomorrow morning. And we will have a vegan option

- Ok, good to know. - I could always use more

- help if anyone... - I will help, I'll be there

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

You said you were coming to my thing tonight.

This is way better Lisa: This is a famine

- Yeah.... - Simon??

Ssshhh Robert: Thank you Ms. MacPhee

- It does take a lot of work. - I think we should applaud

- Ms. MacPhee for her efforts. - Thank you Simon.

I think we should stand and thank Ms. MacPhee...ok...

Lisa's now going to talk about her night which is the complete

- opposite of the famine. - Thanks Gerry.

- Ok... - Ok, so I just wanted to

everyone about the staff social tonight. It's gonna be a lot of

fun, so if anyone's free you should come out and have some

drinks...haha Gerry: Will there be lots

- of food? - Yes Gerry. There'll be

food there...so you can, you can feast or famine...haha

- It's, it's a joke... - Oh my god...

Bad joke

Morning, morning, morning Don't cut yourself Dominic.

- Ooooh last... - Mr Duncan...

I thought you were participating in the famine

No, I am supervising the famine.

Um, but you can't supervise the famine without

participating, sends a weird message to the kids.

And where's that message displayed, somewhere?

In their minds when they see you eating and they can't.

Fine! I will participate and I will win!

You don't win a famine, you might win a muffin eating

contest. Plus, I know the real reason you got involved

- with the famine. - No, we both don't,

- I do you don't. - I know for a fact that

- I do know. - You think you know.

No, I don't think, I know exactly why.

No, you're guessing. Ok, on the count of 3 we'll both say

at the exact same time why I'm doing the famine.

- Promise? - 1, 2, 3...Compassion

You have designs on Ms. McPhee, tell the truth.

- I do not have...so what? - Go on

I have compassion for this Ok? So if you don't mind I have

- a muffin to go eat. - Good, enjoy, oh what

about the famine though I don't Gerry: Good, ok.

Recall any muffin exemptions in this famine.

Look! I haven't eaten since 7 o'clock last night.

Fine but we both know you're not going to make it

through the night without eating Gerry: Wanna bet?

Great Gerry: If I win I get to be vice

principal for the day and if you win you get to teach my grade 5

That's a demotion. If I win you have to match my pledges

- dollar for dollar for dollar. - Done

- Fine. - Kids, listen up please.

Mr. D is no longer doing a 24 hr famine, I'm doing a 36 hr famine

- Oh bravo! - And I will begin by not

eating this muffin, to show you my commitment to famine.

- Thank you! - Lucky shot, but you

still have to pay for the muffin. It's wasteful too.

I hate him, put a muffin on Mr. D's tab.

You mean Mr. Dwyer's tab?

Yeah, Mr. Dwyer, that's correct. Thank you.

So what? I can't eat a bagel now?

I know right? Is she for real?

Hey guys? I got a table for 20 tonight, do you

- think that'll be enough? - Yes, yup I think that

- should do it. - Oh yeah, yeah, mmmhmm

- You're still coming right? - You know, this is the

problem, we can't go. We have um Trudy: Yeah can't happen there's

Problem, we can't go. We have um We have a spinning class

- ...spinning... - Wow, Trudy there's

there's 2 for 1 drinks Trudy: 2 for 1 drinks?

Yeah, 2 for 1 Trudy: Here's what I'm thinking

Bobbi, I'm thinking that we can probably miss swimming

Spinning Trudy: Spinning, just this one

- time, we will be there. - Ok friends.

- Ok I'll see ya tonight. - Ok....

- What is wrong with you? - What?

You know when you hear me say spinning it means I don't

- want to do something. - Yeah, and ya

know when you hear me say 2 for 1 drinks, that

means I do want to do something.

Goin for my record here.

"Are You There God? It's Me Margaret" What's

- that all about Sheila? - It's just a story

- about a girl. - Mmm, true story?

Sir, I'd, I'd rather not talk about it.

Sir, I can't concentrate with you talking.

Jonathan, I can't concentrate when you're in my

class. So we all have things that ruin our concentration.

Mine is you, so just keep reading. 14 mins left to read.

Ah, well I wish you could come tonight.

Yeah, I wish I could be in two places at the same time.

Yeah Simon: Actually there have been

significant advancements with cloning, that suggest that you

could create 2 individual people with a shared personality.

Weird...well there will be lots of people there so...

I don't think Mr. Young likes me Simon: Oh it's Lee-yung his

parents are Chinese, adopted Lisa:Oh my god I've been calling

him Young this entire time. That's why he doesn't like me

When you are in the library, you shut your mouth.

- Hi Simon! - Hey...............Ok

I don't know if that's why but he definitely doesn't like you.

Alright kids, while you were reading the last 15 or 16

mins, I was surfing the internet. Looking up the book

that Sheila is reading. Because she didn't want to tell me

because the book is about menstruation.

Visit from Aunt Flow, the crimson wave

I know the terms ladies. Nothing you can say will shock me.

It's part of your body. How many girls in here

have not had their period? That's not funny!

Yes it is Gerry: It's insensitive.

I apologize ladies for Jonathan's insensitivity. Girls

none of you have to ever fear about telling me that you've

had your period. You don't have to lie and be ashamed and hide

books you're reading on it. I know what you're going through

Not personally, obviously. Interesting fact:

if you're pregnant, your period stops.

Which is like this magical thing that just happens.

- Ok, that's it. Have a good day. - So embarrassing.

Oh, by the way ladies, if you get "that time" stay out of

the ocean. Sharks! That's what they're looking for.

- Are you ready to starve? - What?

- Oh, it was just a joke. - About starving children?

Yeah, that's never funny I guess...

Gerry, over 20,000 people died from starvation today.

Mmmm, I think I would have heard about that.

- Oh, no this is crazy. - Oh, excuse me, I'm needed.

Look how busy this is, how are we going to talk?

Mr. Duncan Gerry: What?

Glad you decided to join the famine

What'd you have for lunch today?

I'm not eating, you know that, ok? Staying strong.

Fine, I'll be looking out for you.

Raymond!!!

Ah, no flips, get out! I said that already.

Well Ms. MacPhee, Eva I just finished 24 hrs of my

- Raymond! - 36 hr famine.

Wow, I wish more staff were committed like you Gerry. Did

you know that 90% of people don't passionately care about

anything? I try to passionately care about everything.

- Me too. - Oh hey Simon

- how's everything going? - Hellooo Simon

Great, balloon suit is a hit, kids seem to really like it

- Wow...yeah? - They get to pop it.

I don't, I don't think they really would enjoy that at

this age...I have a game that I think everyone would love

- Great! - Ok! Kids!

Come on in here. Mr. D has a game for you. You'll love it!

Have a seat everybody. Yeah, come on in Mr. Cheeley!

Alright, we're going to play a get to know each other game

Great. Community building. Namaste

No mistakes, I promise. Alright, Ms MacPhee will start.

She will say 3 things about herself but 1 of them is false.

and we have to guess which one is false. Ok? You start us off.

Ok, I've been vegan for 15 years, I'm a certified yoga

instructor, and I um... I have a dog.

Ok, but we know that's not true because she took too

long, you have to say them quickly in a row, watch...

I'm a good singer, I'm a good dancer, I'm good at all sports

except swimming Girl: Is it that you can't sing?

I'm a great singer Sheila: You can't dance?

I'm a good dancer Eva: So you're not good at

- all sports? - I'm good at all sports

and I can swim. So it was a little bit of a cheat there but

now you know more about me. See how that works?

Ok, my favourite animal is a dragon, my middle name is

Frederick and once in college I made out with 3 girls at the

same time, all of our tongues sort of overlapping...

No, Si, Simon, you can't say that.

And the fake one was the dragon.

- Simon! - Because dragons aren't

animals, they are beasts of mythology and war.

Ms MacPhee, can I go to the bathroom?

Yeah, sure Gerry: Or Mr D, you can ask

either one of us. Alright? Sheila had to go because Sheila

had a visit from Aunt Flow.

Oh, sorry these are reserved

Ohh thank god you're here! Have a seat, sit down.

I had to keep ordering drinks to keep the tables

- Ahhh, I'm so happy you came. - Me too.

Yeah, well we're here now. Mama needs a drink.

But you also need too.... haha, one track mind.

I kept losing people to that famine.

- Famines'll do that... - Yeah

Oh, ya hear that? Hear my stomach growl?

Haha, like a tiger. Hey, you ever tried roasted beet

- salad with goat cheese in it? - You're kiddin me right now

It's an unbelievable combination my mom used to make

it the flavours bring each other Gerry: All I'm thinking about is

food. I'm starved and you bring up food. My head is pounding

I'm dizzy, I'm going to collapse in a min, I just want a little

time with Eva and you're talking about food?

- You like Eva? - I never said I liked Eva I

said if I had little alone time and wanted talk to

her and get to know her Simon:I could put in a good word

- for you with Eva if you want. - Do not put a good word

in, forget I even brought up Eva Simon: Done

I'm too hungry for this Simon:Too hungry for love Gerry?

Excuse me Lori Lori: Yeah?

- What is that? - Lip balm

Lip balm, I will need to take that lip balm,

you cannot have lip balm here at the school this looks like,

- what flavour is this? - Cherry

Cherry, hmmm

This is a famine. Ok? Cherry's a fruit.

Ok Gerry: Don't break the rules,

I will take this, you will get it back.

And so there were these really cool LA Gear sneakers

that were pink and white and they had these little diamonds

like all through out it and I loved those shoes and my mom

gave them to Goodwill and then when I was 16 and and I got this

driving instructor the driving instructor was wearing the same

ones and I was like where did you get those? I wanna get

another pair. They were so awesome. Hey Mr. Leung came

And he brought his son too Lisa: Hey, Mr Leung

I am so glad you guys could make it and who are you?

This is my boy Lisa: Oh aw I just, it's just so

heartwarming that you chose to adopt

- What? - Oh god

Thank you Lisa: I am so sorry

You just, sshh. Listen, hey, hey

me and your mother were going to tell you ok? Talk later ok?

some french fries first? Hey, do not disrespect me with tears

Bill, yeah, I need you to do me a huge favour

I'm at this thing at school, it's all night, it's a famine.

I haven't eaten in 20 hrs or 30, I don't even know how long it is

Listen! Robert: This is a school not a bar

I need you to get me some food.

cause I'm starving that's why. Just get me something.

- I'll meet you out front. - Put the iPod away Raymond

It's bedtime ok?

Horn honking Gerry: don't honk the horn idiot

More horn honking

Turn it off, don't! Don't drive up.

- Don't complain! - Oh, thanks man!

- I said a sandwich. - Give it back

- No, this is fine. - Alright

Awesome Man! I owe ya big time

Yeah ya do! I'm gonna take off. I have a date.

Too hot man, Joanna? Who's it with?

- Ah No. - Susan?

- It's a girl. - This is hot!

NOO!

Oh my god! You've got to be kidding me.

How are those fries Gareeee?

- Good. - Yeah Gary, they look

- really good. - His name is

pronounced Gare-wee I just said it

Ok alright, you know what?

I don't know why you don't like me. But I have had it.

I, I didn't know that your kids name was pronounced Gare-wee

Ok? I am sorry Mr Leung. I am here to have fun. Mmm I

organized this little soirée to have fun. And you know what?

That's what I am going to do. I am going to go dancing and let

this hair down and I am gonna get down. So...

Trudy! Bobbi! I come for party!

She's got moves...

Eat your fries

- I'd hit that. - Seriously?

Oh yeah, yesterday

Let's get her.

- Hey! Hey you! - Aww jeez.

Hey! Hey there! Hey, hey let go of that, let go of that

- Come on we're going! - Hey! Where are you going?

We're going, say goodbye to your friend, come on.

Ok, I had a really nice time.

Unbelievable, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa

That was so much... When did you get glasses?

- and your hair is different. - Come on, hey, hey

Hey tootsie roll, let's wrap it up.

Ok, I'll go Man: She was with me!

Lalalalaka lalalalaka lalalalala

Lalalalaka lalalalaka lalalalala

Congratulations everyone! The famine's over!

Gerry! Gerry! Where ya been?

I've been looking all over for ya

I fell asleep Simon: Oh Jesus.

- What's that on your face? - Chapstick

- Is it? - Yeah

Smells spicy Gerry: Oh god Eva can't see that

Oh god! Yeah Simon: Smells like hot sauce.

- Gerry...Gerry...Gerry? - Just stand still for two

seconds, just shut up for 2 seconds

What? Aw, Simon had some wings and I had a couple.

- Simon is that true? - Not true.

Eating at a famine? Don't be too disappointed

Ms. MacPhee. The good news is, Mr. Duncan, though he failed at

the famine will be more than happy I'm sure to match the

pledges to a tune of four hundred and twenty two dollars.

How did you raise four hu Robert: Congratulations everyone

for those of you who did the famine, a delicious breakfast

awaits.

Eva, I went 32 hours without eating.

Gerry, you ate. It's just so disappointing.

Tell me about Friday night? How was it?

- It wasn't that great. - It wasn't that great? Why?

It just, you know...didn't turn out the way I'd hoped

Lisa! There you are, with Geray.

Oh, Garrary, you missed a Friday night with Ms. Lipa

- Drinking, dancing, kissing... - No we, we didn't kiss

I not tell! What stays in Lisa's night

happened there also Gerry: kissing...

Oh! Geray, ah just don't tell my wife about drinking, dancing

Kissing...want some? In case you want to

make out with the janitor later?

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