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Are you nervous?
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No, I speak at meetings
all the time.
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You "share" at meetings.
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You've never been one
of the main speakers,
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let alone at a combo
-AA/
-Al-Anon meeting,
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and you've never had
to follow a legend.
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You trying
to get me off my game?
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No, honey,
I'm excited for you.
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I just know how hard
it is to get up
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and pour your heart out
to 60 strangers,
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some of whom are very critical.
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Well, so far I've only found
one who's critical,
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and she's no stranger.
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Why do people think I'm mean
when I'm being helpful
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and helpful
when I'm being mean?
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It has to do with your tone
and body language.
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And their stupidity.
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As a veteran
of these things,
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I think it really helps
if you have a shape.
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I like to start
with a joke,
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get to the darkness,
bring 'em to tears,
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applause, thank you,
good night.
How's this?
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I met you, you're an alcoholic,
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married you anyway,
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started going to Al-Anon,
the end.
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Well, putting me front
and center's not a bad instinct.
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I really appreciate
your expertise.
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I just find it's better for me
if I'm spontaneous.
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Like jazz.
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Very hit-and-miss.
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You know, when it hits,
it's great.
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Though you can never
dance to it.
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Maybe sex,
but it's gonna be messy.
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Messy is the best kind of sex.
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That's true.
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You should put that
in your share.
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We are really gonna
help people tonight.
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We're so excited you
both agreed to speak.
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You know, we've had
mother-daughter,
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siblings,
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but we haven't had
a married couple in a while.
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Talk about a profile in courage.
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We are pretty amazing.
Thanks.
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Stay calm.
I'm calm.
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Adam, I'm on your side.
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Now there are sides?
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Ooh.
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This'll be fun.
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There's no oat milk
for my coffee?
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The one last thing
I'm allowed, ruined.
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There's almond, skim
and half-and-half.
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Yes, but no oat.
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The gentlest
of the milks.
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God, you are
such a diva.
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Been called
worse by better.
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The guy OD'd on heroin,
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but he can't handle
regular milk?
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Don't even bother
with the coffee.
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There's nothing acceptable
to dress it with.
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Rod, this is
my husband Adam.
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Adam, this is my sponsee Rod.
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Now, I don't want you two bucks
to start tangling antlers.
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Hey.
Hey.
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My God,
ask each other something.
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Got any oat milk?
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Not now. Or ever.
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What's your go-to milk?
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Milk.
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Wow.
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Why don't you talk
about something
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that's important to both of you,
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like, for example, me?
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Your wife's been
an enormous help to me.
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I mean, I've been sober
a long time,
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but I wasn't truly
rocking the steps
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until Bonnie came along.
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Stop it. I'm gonna
start blushing.
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Adam, your turn.
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I've got
a whole nice thing
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to say about you up there.
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That's right, you're the
headliner tonight. Can't wait.
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I'm speaking, too.
Yeah, but we've heard yours.
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A brave little girl
who turns out to be... you.
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Okay, everybody,
it's meeting time.
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Let's find a seat.
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This is exciting.
I've never heard Adam speak.
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Too bad we have to sit through
"sad little girl" to get there.
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It's "brave little girl,"
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and I expect applause
from both of you this time.
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And who was that
brave little girl?
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Me.
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For those of you who need it,
there's Kleenex in the back.
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For those of you who don't,
I wish I had your strength.
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Thank you.
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What did I tell you?
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Legend.
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I mean, I'm,
I-I'm a stuntman.
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I have literally been
shot out of a cannon,
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been on fire
for a good six minutes.
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But none of that prepared me
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for being married
to an alcoholic.
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But the longer
I've been here,
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I've realized that
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alcoholics have been a part
of my life for a long time.
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Starting with Father O'Leary.
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Not my real father,
but he did make me leery.
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Wasn't this meeting
supposed to end at 9:00?
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I can't believe that people
were so moved by my share.
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Is that what they mean by
"not a dry eye in the house"?
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You were amazing.
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Never would have guessed
it was your first time.
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You were amazing, too.
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I was off my game.
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I think I'm getting a cold.
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I didn't tell you before.
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I mean, you can't hear it yet,
but it's-it's coming.
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Do you want to go home
instead of the Bistro?
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It's not that
kind of cold;
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it's better when
I'm out with people.
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Why are you parking?
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I'm meeting
up with Rod.
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My Rod?
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Yeah. He came up to me after
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and said that my share
blew him away.
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He said I gave him
a light bulb moment.
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Good for you.
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But bear in mind, his accent is
all over the place.
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He might have just been asking
for directions to the bathroom.
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Can't tell you how
refreshing this is.
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You're the first bloke
I've met in the rooms
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who doesn't treat me like
the Rod Connaughton.
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Didn't even know
that was your last name.
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See, there it is.
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You were a stuntman,
you worked with celebrities.
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I know you won't be starstruck.
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That I can guarantee.
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I've been offering Adam
tea for years-- nothing.
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But the minute Rod walks
into his life,
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it's Downton Abbey.
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And it's okay you feel
that way, Bonnie.
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I learned that
from Adam's share.
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Don't tell me
it's okay to feel this way
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when I don't even know
how I feel.
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And that's okay, too.
It is.
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All I know is, I have
one husband and one sponsee,
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and frankly I don't approve
of this canoodling.
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Don't you have
two sponsees?
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How does that help
my point, scoreboard?
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Maybe Adam's offering him
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a different perspective
from Al-Anon.
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Yeah, well,
Adam wouldn't even need Al-Anon
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if it wasn't for me.
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I don't think that's
the defense you think it is.
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Yeah, I'm with Bonnie.
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These two don't
make sense.
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I mean, Adam's
a man of the people
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and Rod's just a big
old strutting peacock.
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Being somebody's sponsor
doesn't mean
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that you're their
only source of inspiration.
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He can have other people
to talk to.
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Well, you're my only
source of inspiration.
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Don't you also
have a therapist?
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Damn it, Wendy.
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Look at them over there,
hogging Beatrice.
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Hey.
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We'd like to order, too, guys.
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What would you like?
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Well, I'm-I'm not sure yet.
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Wow.
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One tea with Rod
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and you're practically throwing
your underwear at him.
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All right, I was quick
to judge him.
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He's a cool guy.
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Yeah. He's become cooler since
I've been working with him.
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He's got issues.
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All confidential, of course,
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rhymes with "snoozes sniagra."
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Well, he's coming over to
give me a guitar lesson.
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That's gonna be fun.
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You two kids
made a playdate?
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Yeah.
Good. Good.
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I give you my blessing.
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Did I need
your blessing?
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I'm his sponsor,
you're my husband,
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it could get
complicated.
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There are things that
he may share with me about you
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that I can't tell you.
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And there may be things
you share with me about him
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that I may have to tell him.
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You picking up
what I'm putting down?
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Yeah. Don't tell him things
I don't want you to know.
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Why? What are
you hiding from me?
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Can we just go to sleep?
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Yes. With my blessing.
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I couldn't find
my guitar.
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Do you know
where it is?
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You hide things from me,
I hide things from you.
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Did you know it's gonna
rain on the weekend?
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Did you know you're part
of the cleanup commitment?
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I'm supervising.
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Yeah, my housekeeper was right,
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that's not the same thing
as helping.
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Are you mad at me, love?
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I can't tell.
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Looks like you just
jumped out of a plane.
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Says the man
with the hair system.
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Did you get those plugs
with a Groupon?
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I see what's going on here.
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Sexual tension all coming out
all squishy.
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Like you could handle this.
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I could handle Tina Turner.
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You sure it wasn't a man
dressed like Tina Turner?
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Either way, quite a night.
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Rod, your mom's here
to pick you up!
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Sexy.
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No, no, put your index
finger there. That's it.
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And your second finger
on the next fret.
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No, the next fret.
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No, the other next fret.
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I think I know why
they call these things "frets."
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Okay, how's this?
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That's lovely.
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Learn two more and you
can be in a punk band.
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You make it look so easy.
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Well, I've been playing
since I was 12.
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It's funny, I only picked
it up to impress a girl.
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Well, I should say "a
woman," 'cause she was 32.
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Worked at the record shop.
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The things we do
to impress girls.
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Nothing else motivates me.
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I used to think I liked money,
but then I realized
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it's women who like money
and I like women.
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Well, that worked out for you.
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Did it? I'm in me 50s
and I live with me mum.
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Yeah, I've never actually had
anything real,
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like what, what you have
with Bonnie.
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You'll find it.
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Nah, I don't think so.
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When it comes to women,
I just can't stop the Rod show.
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I even do it with Bonnie.
I keep trying to charm her.
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I get it.
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I'm like that around
pro football players.
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Real football, not your kind.
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There's just something
about them.
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I really want them
to respect me.
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Are you friends
with pro football players?
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I had a shot at one, but
he could smell the desperation.
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Four calls in one afternoon,
and it was over.
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Adam, I can't imagine any man
not wanting to be with you.
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Sorry, left out a word.
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Not wanting to be friends
with you.
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Thanks, man.
253
00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,033
See, that.
254
00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:01,619
That's what's missing
from my life.
255
00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,830
Men.
256
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,833
My dad left
when I was a little kid,
257
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,669
and I blamed myself.
258
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,881
My bandmates were only in it
for the drugs and women.
259
00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:21,472
I haven't had a real male friend
since I was nine years old.
260
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,644
And he beat me up
for a bag of crisps.
261
00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:29,814
Hey. Hey, Rod.
262
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,316
Are you okay?
263
00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:33,401
Rod was just telling me about...
264
00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:35,278
About the time I met
Cyndi Lauper.
265
00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:38,197
What a day. Guess girls
just really do want to have fun.
266
00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,533
Well, Mum's making a roast,
so off I go.
267
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,743
By the way,
I think I'll be better off
268
00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,578
with a male sponsor. Take care.
269
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,165
What did you do?
270
00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,841
I just don't get it.
What did I do wrong?
271
00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,093
It's not you. Rod said
he can't be himself with women.
272
00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:00,595
That's why he needs a man.
273
00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,847
Come on,
I'm manlier than most men.
274
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,390
I'm manlier than you.
275
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,894
Who owns more hair products? Go.
276
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:12,106
Now is not the time for this,
but Rod called my hair luscious.
277
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:15,860
I thought I was helping him.
278
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,528
Sometimes the thing
that helps the most
279
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:19,614
is realizing
we're on the wrong path.
280
00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:22,075
Are you trying
to say the worst thing?
281
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,118
You were right.
282
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,037
This did get complicated.
283
00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:27,997
That's not helping.
284
00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:32,418
Damn it. "You were right"
usually works.
285
00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:39,217
Hey, Shawn, can you start
a dressing room for me?
286
00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:40,551
Be with you in one sec, Jill.
287
00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:42,053
I'm just finishing
with a customer.
288
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,097
That's a first.
289
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,683
Might as well be
at the Goodwill.
290
00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:50,812
I'm not sure
that's your color, love.
291
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,981
What are you doing here?
292
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:55,108
A little retail therapy.
293
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,986
This is a woman's boutique.
That is a woman's blouse.
294
00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:02,448
When it looks this good,
it's just Rod's blouse, baby.
295
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,910
Okay, Jill, do you want me
to put that in a dressing room?
296
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,287
No. I just realized it's tacky.
297
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,792
You live with your mom. How can
you even afford to shop here?
298
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,253
Capital One just sent me
a new credit card.
299
00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:17,255
I'm in a mad dash to max it out
before they realize
300
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:19,632
the error of their ways.
301
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,093
You know what?
This is my happy place.
302
00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:24,429
So I'm gonna act like
the music industry since 1988
303
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:25,638
and ignore you.
304
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:28,641
I've got that one, too, darling.
305
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:29,851
Damn it.
306
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,354
Don't you dare
step foot in Chanel.
307
00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:38,651
Well, I hope you're happy.
308
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,653
Well, I was just telling them,
my feet...
309
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,156
Are about to be stomped on
unless you let me finish.
310
00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,159
Can you let me out?
I need to pee.
311
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,493
What-- 20 minutes
you've been here.
312
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,953
Now I sit down and
you need to pee?
313
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,621
You make me nervous,
and I had three waters.
314
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:51,914
Hold it.
315
00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:54,333
Bonnie, what's wrong?
316
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,918
What's wrong is I was right.
317
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,837
I sat here in this booth
with Grandma Bunions
318
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,422
and said Adam and
Rod hanging out
319
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,007
was gonna be nothing
but trouble.
320
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,425
What happened? Did
they get into a fight?
321
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:04,135
Is Adam's hair okay?
322
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:08,056
Rod wants a new sponsor.
323
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,224
Just go.
324
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:13,352
So what's the big deal? People
change sponsors all the time.
325
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,646
That's true, I went through
five of them in jail.
326
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:20,193
Shivved, shivved, paroled,
shivved, wasn't a good listener.
327
00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:22,695
How'd you get there?
328
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,238
I'll never tell.
329
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:28,993
Honey, we help people
for fun and for free.
330
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,411
Stop making it about you.
331
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,330
But I was really good at it.
332
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:35,333
Well, I'm really good at it
and you've fired me 17 times.
333
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,542
You want to go for 18?
334
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,461
The point is,
335
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,505
if you genuinely want
to help someone
336
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:43,341
and they need something from you
that you can't give them,
337
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,885
you should be happy they get it
from someone else.
338
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,847
You know, nobody's ever asked
me to be their sponsor.
339
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,057
What's up with that?
340
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,353
Conversation for a
different time. I get it.
341
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,648
You both are gonna say no,
342
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:01,400
but I'm starting to think
my ego got in the way here.
343
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:05,154
No.
No.
344
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:09,408
But wow,
what an evolved thing to say.
345
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,702
All right, you can be
my sponsor again.
346
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:14,038
Wow. Didn't even get to
throw my hat in the ring.
347
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:16,833
Is it my vibe?
Am I too intense?
348
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,543
Answer me right now.
349
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:24,882
You got to be kidding me.
I bought this months ago.
350
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:27,301
Well,
they just threw this one in
351
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:29,720
'cause, you know, I'm me.
352
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,722
Well, they've never given me
anything for free.
353
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:34,058
Well, you were never
on Solid Gold with Andy Gibb.
354
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,394
You had one song.
355
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,604
Satin jacket, perfect hair,
satin jacket, perfect hair.
356
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,940
So you have listened
to my music.
357
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,401
It came on the oldies station
in my car.
358
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:45,319
Cha-ching.
359
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:48,114
Do you carry that around so
people know you're a musician?
360
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,449
Do you carry that around
so people know you're rich?
361
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:56,122
I'm sorry, I...
I'm doing it again.
362
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,415
What?
363
00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,542
I'm putting on a show.
364
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,670
I can't help myself.
365
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:06,132
You're a woman and-and I feel
compelled to perform for you.
366
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,759
I see.
367
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:13,347
I only recently learned this
about myself.
368
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,766
I tried to shop it away, but...
369
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,935
the feelings found me again.
370
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:20,021
They always do.
371
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,858
I'm not proud.
372
00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:27,111
Well, that's the first time
you've acted like a human being
373
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,821
since I met you.
374
00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:32,033
Thank you, Jill.
375
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:35,494
I just, I get so tired
of the game.
376
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:43,753
Whoopsie.
377
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,506
Whoopsie.
378
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,010
Whoopsie.
379
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,678
Hey. Listen to this.
380
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,138
Yeah, I have been listening
and I'm hoping
381
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,973
that song is called "Whoopsie."
382
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,516
You sure you're okay
that Rod came over
383
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,227
to give me a lesson?
384
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,229
Well, I do wish that lesson
had been more effective,
385
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:02,897
but I do want
what's best for Rod,
386
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:05,524
and I think being friends
with you is part of that.
387
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,444
Awesome.
But how about you give
the guitar a rest
388
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,154
while I show the apartment
across the courtyard?
389
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,323
I don't want them thinking
a musician lives here.
390
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,824
Never mind. They won't.
391
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,661
Hey, I've been making progress.
392
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:19,872
Whoopsie.
393
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,044
We cover all utilities and...
394
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:33,177
Whoopsie, looks like the
painters are taking a break.
395
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:37,431
Yes, we are waiting
for the base coat to dry.
396
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:47,525
You guys hear
about Jill and Rod?
397
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,402
I know, right?
398
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,862
You can cover your mouths,
it's still gossip.
399
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,281
You want to go over there
and talk about it
400
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:54,448
away from Marjorie?
401
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:55,950
Hell yeah.
402
00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,787
We need to talk.
403
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,164
Yeah, we do. The
Fongs took the apartment
404
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,666
and they want to have you
and Rod over for dinner.
405
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,418
They are very open-minded,
406
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,670
so I would not go unless
you want things to get weird.
407
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,171
Um...
408
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,841
got to go.
409
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,301
Hey, Bonnie,
410
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,970
um, thank you for being
so understanding
411
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:18,514
about my decision
to find a new sponsor.
412
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,808
Of course. I want what's best
for you, it's not about me.
413
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:23,311
Anyway, um,
I have a bit of situation,
414
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:26,897
and I was wondering if you could
help me find someone to talk to?
415
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,983
Let me introduce you
to Marjorie.
416
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:30,985
She's not a guy,
but she's running pretty low
417
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,528
on estrogen these days.
418
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,489
Marjorie...
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