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Are you nervous?
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No, I speak at meetings
all the time.
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You "share" at meetings.
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You've never been one
of the main speakers,
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let alone at a combo
AA/Al-Anon meeting,
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and you've never had
to follow a legend.
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You trying
to get me off my game?
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No, honey,
I'm excited for you.
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I just know how hard
it is to get up
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and pour your heart out
to 60 strangers,
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some of whom are very critical.
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Well, so far I've only found
one who's critical,
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and she's no stranger.
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[scoffs]
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Why do people think I'm mean
when I'm being helpful
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and helpful
when I'm being mean?
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It has to do with your tone
and body language.
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And their stupidity.
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As a veteran
of these things,
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I think it really helps
if you have a shape.
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I like to start
with a joke,
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get to the darkness,
bring 'em to tears,
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applause, thank you,
good night. How's this?
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I met you, you're an alcoholic,
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married you anyway,
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started going to Al-Anon,
the end.
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Well, putting me front
and center's not a bad instinct.
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I really appreciate
your expertise.
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I just find it's better for me
if I'm spontaneous.
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Ah. Like jazz.
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Very hit-and-miss.
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You know, when it hits,
it's great.
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Though you can never
dance to it.
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Maybe sex,
but it's gonna be messy.
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Messy is the best kind of sex.
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That's true.
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You should put that
in your share.
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We are really gonna
help people tonight.
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[laughs]
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We're so excited you
both agreed to speak.
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You know, we've had
mother-daughter,
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uh, siblings,
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but we haven't had
a married couple in a while.
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Talk about a profile in courage.
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We are pretty amazing.Thanks.
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Stay calm.
I'm calm.
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Adam, I'm on your side.
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Now there are sides?
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Ooh.
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This'll be fun.
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[indistinct chatter]
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There's no oat milk
for my coffee?
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The one last thing
I'm allowed, ruined.
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There's almond, skim
and half-and-half.
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Yes, but no oat.
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The gentlest
of the milks.
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God, you are
such a diva.
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Been called
worse by better.
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The guy OD'd on heroin,
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but he can't handle
regular milk?
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Don't even bother
with the coffee.
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There's nothing acceptable
to dress it with.
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Rod, this is
my husband Adam.
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Adam, this is my sponsee Rod.
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Now, I don't want you two bucks
to start tangling antlers.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Oh, my God,
ask each other something.
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Uh, got any oat milk?
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Uh, not now. Or ever.
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What's your go-to milk?
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Milk.
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Ah.
Wow. [scoffs]
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Why don't you talk
about something
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that's important to both of you,
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like, for example, me?
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Oh. Your wife's been
an enormous help to me.
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I mean, I've been sober
a long time,
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but I wasn't truly
rocking the steps
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until Bonnie came along.
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Oh, stop it. I'm gonna
start blushing.
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Adam, your turn.
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Oh, I've got
a whole nice thing
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to say about you up there.
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Oh, that's right, you're the
headliner tonight. Can't wait.
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I'm speaking, too.Yeah, but we've heard yours.
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A brave little girl
who turns out to be... you.
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Okay, everybody,
it's meeting time.
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Let's find a seat.
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This is exciting.
I've never heard Adam speak.
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Too bad we have to sit through
"sad little girl" to get there.
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It's "brave little girl,"
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and I expect applause
from both of you this time.
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♪
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And who was that
brave little girl?
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Me.
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For those of you who need it,
there's Kleenex in the back.
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For those of you who don't,
I wish I had your strength.
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Thank you.
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What did I tell you?
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Legend.
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[laughter]
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I mean, I'm,
I-I'm a stuntman.
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I have literally been
shot out of a cannon,
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been on fire
for a good six minutes.
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But none of that prepared me
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for being married
to an alcoholic.
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[laughter]
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ADAM: But the longer
I've been here,
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I've realized that
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alcoholics have been a part
of my life for a long time.
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Starting with Father O'Leary.
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Not my real father,
but he did make me leery.
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[laughter]
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Wasn't this meeting
supposed to end at 9:00?
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I can't believe that people
were so moved by my share.
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Is that what they mean by
"not a dry eye in the house"?
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You were amazing.
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Never would have guessed
it was your first time.
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You were amazing, too.
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Ah, I was off my game.
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I think I'm getting a cold.
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I didn't tell you before.
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I mean, you can't hear it yet,
but it's-it's coming.
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Do you want to go home
instead of the Bistro?
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It's not that
kind of cold;
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it's better when
I'm out with people.
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Why are you parking?
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I'm meeting
up with Rod.
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My Rod?
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Yeah. He came up to me after
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and said that my share
blew him away.
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He said I gave him
a light bulb moment.
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Good for you.
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But bear in mind, his accent is
all over the place.
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He might have just been asking
for directions to the bathroom.
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Can't tell you how
refreshing this is.
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You're the first bloke
I've met in the rooms
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who doesn't treat me like
theRod Connaughton.
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[chuckles] Didn't even know
that was your last name.
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[chuckles]
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See, there it is.
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You were a stuntman,
you worked with celebrities.
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I know you won't be starstruck.
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That I can guarantee.
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I've been offering Adam
tea for years-- nothing.
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But the minute Rod walks
into his life,
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it's Downton Abbey.
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And it's okay you feel
that way, Bonnie.
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I learned that
from Adam's share.
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Don't tell me
it's okay to feel this way
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when I don't even know
how I feel.
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And that's okay, too.
It is.
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All I know is, I have
one husband and one sponsee,
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and frankly I don't approve
of this canoodling.
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Don't you have
two sponsees?
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How does that help
my point, scoreboard?
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Maybe Adam's offering him
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a different perspective
from Al-Anon.
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Yeah, well,
Adam wouldn't even need Al-Anon
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if it wasn't for me.
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I don't think that's
the defense you think it is.
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Yeah, I'm with Bonnie.
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These two don't
make sense.
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I mean, Adam's
a man of the people
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and Rod's just a big
old strutting peacock.
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Mm.
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Being somebody's sponsor
doesn't mean
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that you're their
only source of inspiration.
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He can have other people
to talk to.
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Well, you're my only
source of inspiration.
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Don't you also
have a therapist?
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Damn it, Wendy.
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[laughter]
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Look at them over there,
hogging Beatrice.
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Hey. [snaps fingers]
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We'd like to order, too, guys.
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What would you like?
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Oh. Well, I'm-I'm not sure yet.
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[music playing over tablet]
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[singing along]: ♪ Out of
nowhere, you were there ♪
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♪ Satin jacket
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♪ Perfect hair...
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BONNIE:
Wow. [clears throat]
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One tea with Rod
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and you're practically throwing
your underwear at him.
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[exhales]
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All right, I was quick
to judge him.
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He's a cool guy.
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Yeah. He's become cooler since
I've been working with him.
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He's got issues.
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All confidential, of course,
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but here's a hint:
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rhymes with "snoozes sniagra."
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Well, he's coming over to
give me a guitar lesson.
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That's gonna be fun.
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Oh. You two kids
made a playdate?
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Yeah.
Good. Good.
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I give you my blessing.
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Did I need
your blessing?
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I'm his sponsor,
you're my husband,
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it could get
complicated.
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There are things that
he may share with me about you
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that I can't tell you.
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And there may be things
you share with me about him
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that I may have to tell him.
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You picking up
what I'm putting down?
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Yeah. Don't tell him things
I don't want you to know.
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Why? What are
you hiding from me?
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[laughing]:
Can we just go to sleep?
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Yes. With my blessing.
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I couldn't find
my guitar.
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Do you know
where it is?
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You hide things from me,
I hide things from you.
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Did you know it's gonna
rain on the weekend?
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Did you know you're part
of the cleanup commitment?
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I'm supervising.
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Yeah, my housekeeper was right,
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that's not the same thing
as helping.
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Are you mad at me, love?
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I can't tell.
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Looks like you just
jumped out of a plane.
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Says the man
with the hair system.
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Did you get those plugs
with a Groupon?
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I see what's going on here.
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Sexual tension all coming out
all squishy.
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Like you could handle this.
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I could handle Tina Turner.
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You sure it wasn't a man
dressed like Tina Turner?
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Either way, quite a night.
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Rod, your mom's here
to pick you up!
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Sexy.
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No, no, put your index
finger there. That's it.
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And your second finger
on the next fret.
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No, the next fret.
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No, the other next fret.
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I think I know why
they call these things "frets."
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Okay, how's this?
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[strums chord]
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[laughs]:
Oh!
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That's lovely.
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Learn two more and you
can be in a punk band.
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Ugh. You make it look so easy.
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Well, I've been playing
since I was 12.
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It's funny, I only picked
it up to impress a girl.
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Well, I should say "a
woman," 'cause she was 32.
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Worked at the record shop.
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[chuckles] The things we do
to impress girls.
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Nothing else motivates me.
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I used to think I liked money,
but then I realized
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it's women who like money
and I like women.
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Well, that worked out for you.
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Did it? I'm in me 50s
and I live with me mum.
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Yeah, I've never actually had
anything real,
254
00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:10,479
like what, what you have
with Bonnie.
255
00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:12,176
You'll find it.
256
00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:14,048
Nah, I don't think so.
257
00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:18,182
When it comes to women,
I just can't stop the Rod show.
258
00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:23,057
I even do it with Bonnie.
I keep trying to charm her.
259
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:25,059
I get it.
260
00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:27,496
I'm like that around
pro football players.
261
00:10:27,539 --> 00:10:29,193
Real football, not your kind.
262
00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:30,804
[chuckles]
263
00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:32,762
There's just something
about them.
264
00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:35,069
I really want them
to respect me.
265
00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:37,854
Are you friends
with pro football players?
266
00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:41,292
I had a shot at one, but
he could smell the desperation.
267
00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:44,426
Four calls in one afternoon,
and it was over.
268
00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:48,517
Adam, I can't imagine any man
not wanting to be with you.
269
00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:51,651
Sorry, left out a word.
270
00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:54,044
Not wanting to be friends
with you.
271
00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:55,655
[both laugh]
272
00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:56,873
Thanks, man.
273
00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:59,354
See, that.
274
00:10:59,397 --> 00:11:02,139
That's what's missing
from my life.
275
00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:04,185
Men.
276
00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:07,188
My dad left
when I was a little kid,
277
00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:10,234
and I blamed myself.
278
00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:13,237
My bandmates were only in it
for the drugs and women.
279
00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:21,942
I haven't had a real male friend
since I was nine years old.
280
00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:27,208
And he beat me up
for a bag of crisps.
281
00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:30,167
Hey. Oh, hey, Rod.
282
00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:31,778
Are you okay?
283
00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:33,867
Rod was just telling me about...
284
00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:35,738
About the time I met
Cyndi Lauper.
285
00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:38,654
Oh, what a day. Guess girls
just really do want to have fun.
286
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,048
Well, Mum's making a roast,
so off I go.
287
00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:42,310
By the way,
I think I'll be better off
288
00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:44,094
with a male sponsor. Take care.
289
00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:47,576
What did you do?
290
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:57,368
I just don't get it.
What did I do wrong?
291
00:11:57,412 --> 00:11:59,719
It's not you. Rod said
he can't be himself with women.
292
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:01,329
That's why he needs a man.
293
00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:03,461
Oh, come on,
I'm manlier than most men.
294
00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:05,115
I'm manlier than you.
295
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,553
Who owns more hair products? Go.
296
00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:12,775
Now is not the time for this,
but Rod called my hair luscious.
297
00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:16,474
I thought I was helping him.
298
00:12:16,518 --> 00:12:18,302
Sometimes the thing
that helps the most
299
00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:20,174
is realizing
we're on the wrong path.
300
00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:22,785
Are you trying
to say the worst thing?
301
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,787
You were right.
302
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,746
This did get complicated.
303
00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,660
That's not helping.
304
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:33,143
Damn it. "You were right"
usually works.
305
00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:40,150
Hey, Shawn, can you start
a dressing room for me?
306
00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:41,325
Be with you in one sec, Jill.
307
00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:42,718
I'm just finishing
with a customer.
308
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,807
Oh, that's a first.
309
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:47,244
[chuckles] Might as well be
at the Goodwill.
310
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,422
I'm not sure
that's your color, love.
311
00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:53,642
What are you doing here?
312
00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:55,818
A little retail therapy.
313
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:58,647
This is a woman's boutique.
That is a woman's blouse.
314
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:03,260
Ah, when it looks this good,
it's just Rod's blouse, baby.
315
00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:06,655
Okay, Jill, do you want me
to put that in a dressing room?
316
00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:09,049
No. I just realized it's tacky.
317
00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:13,488
You live with your mom. How can
you even afford to shop here?
318
00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:16,012
Oh, Capital One just sent me
a new credit card.
319
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:18,058
I'm in a mad dash to max it out
before they realize
320
00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:20,277
the error of their ways.
321
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:22,845
You know what?
This is my happy place.
322
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:25,282
So I'm gonna act like
the music industry since 1988
323
00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:26,283
and ignore you.
324
00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:29,286
I've got that one, too, darling.
325
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:30,548
Damn it.
326
00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:34,161
Don't you dare
step foot in Chanel.
327
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:39,296
Well, I hope you're happy.
328
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:41,298
Well, I was just telling them,
my feet...
329
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:43,910
Are about to be stomped on
unless you let me finish.
330
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,217
Can you let me out?
I need to pee.
331
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:48,349
What-- 20 minutes
you've been here.
332
00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:49,567
Now I sit down and
you need to pee?
333
00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:51,482
You make me nervous,
and I had three waters.
334
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:52,614
Hold it.
335
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,138
Bonnie, what's wrong?
336
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:56,618
What's wrong is I was right.
337
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:58,533
I sat here in this booth
with Grandma Bunions
338
00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:00,230
and said Adam and
Rod hanging out
339
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:01,841
was gonna be nothing
but trouble.
340
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,320
What happened? Did
they get into a fight?
341
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:04,931
Is Adam's hair okay?
342
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:08,891
Rod wants a new sponsor.
343
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:11,067
Just go.
344
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:14,244
So what's the big deal? People
change sponsors all the time.
345
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:16,377
That's true, I went through
five of them in jail.
346
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:20,990
Shivved, shivved, paroled,
shivved, wasn't a good listener.
347
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:23,427
How'd you get there?
348
00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:25,081
I'll never tell.
349
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:29,781
Honey, we help people
for fun and for free.
350
00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:31,392
Stop making it about you.
351
00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:33,220
But I was really good at it.
352
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:36,179
Well, I'm really good at it
and you've fired me 17 times.
353
00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:37,485
You want to go for 18?
354
00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:39,356
The point is,
355
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,445
if you genuinely want
to help someone
356
00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:44,231
and they need something from you
that you can't give them,
357
00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:46,668
you should be happy they get it
from someone else.
358
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:50,628
You know, nobody's ever asked
me to be their sponsor.
359
00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:51,891
What's up with that?
360
00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:56,199
Conversation for a
different time. I get it.
361
00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,420
You both are gonna say no,
362
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:02,379
but I'm starting to think
my ego got in the way here.
363
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:06,035
No.
No.
364
00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:10,387
But wow,
what an evolved thing to say.
365
00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:12,476
All right, you can be
my sponsor again.
366
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,914
Wow. Didn't even get to
throw my hat in the ring.
367
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:17,655
Is it my vibe?
Am I too intense?
368
00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:19,527
Answer me right now.
369
00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:25,750
Oh, you got to be kidding me.
I bought this months ago.
370
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:28,231
[chuckles] Well,
they just threw this one in
371
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,494
'cause, you know, I'm me.
372
00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:32,496
Well, they've never given me
anything for free.
373
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:34,977
Well, you were never
on Solid Goldwith Andy Gibb.
374
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,327
You had one song.
375
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:39,373
Satin jacket, perfect hair,
satin jacket, perfect hair.
376
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:41,810
So you have listened
to my music.
377
00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:44,378
It came on the oldies station
in my car.
378
00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:46,249
Cha-ching.
379
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:48,991
Do you carry that around so
people know you're a musician?
380
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:51,385
Do you carry that around
so people know you're rich?
381
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,999
I'm sorry, I...
I'm doing it again.
382
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,348
What?
383
00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,524
I'm putting on a show.
384
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,527
I can't help myself.
385
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:07,053
You're a woman and-and I feel
compelled to perform for you.
386
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:09,664
I see.
387
00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:14,364
I only recently learned this
about myself.
388
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:16,671
[chuckles]:
I tried to shop it away, but...
389
00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:18,890
the feelings found me again.
390
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:20,980
They always do.
391
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,766
I'm not proud.
392
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:28,074
Well, that's the first time
you've acted like a human being
393
00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:29,727
since I met you.
394
00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:32,992
[exhales]
Thank you, Jill.
395
00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:36,517
I just, I get so tired
of the game.
396
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:43,306
[guitar strumming]
397
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:44,612
Whoopsie.
398
00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:48,572
Whoopsie.
399
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:51,967
Whoopsie.
400
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,534
Hey. Listen to this.
401
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,057
Yeah, I have been listening
and I'm hoping
402
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:56,885
that song is called "Whoopsie."
403
00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:58,756
You sure you're okay
that Rod came over
404
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,193
to give me a lesson?
405
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:02,282
Well, I do wish that lesson
had been more effective,
406
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:03,892
but I do want
what's best for Rod,
407
00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:06,634
and I think being friends
with you is part of that.
408
00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:09,637
Awesome.But how about you give
the guitar a rest
409
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,160
while I show the apartment
across the courtyard?
410
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:13,380
I don't want them thinking
a musician lives here.
411
00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:14,772
Eh, never mind. They won't.
412
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:17,558
Hey, I've been making progress.
413
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,386
[guitar strumming]
414
00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:20,822
Whoopsie.
[sighs]
415
00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:26,045
We cover all utilities and...
416
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:34,183
Whoopsie, looks like the
painters are taking a break.
417
00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:38,535
Yes, we are waiting
for the base coat to dry.
418
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:48,415
You guys hear
about Jill and Rod?
419
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,243
I know, right?
420
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,593
You can cover your mouths,
it's still gossip.
421
00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:54,116
You want to go over there
and talk about it
422
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,291
away from Marjorie?
423
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:56,684
Hell yeah.
424
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,775
We need to talk.
425
00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:02,385
Oh, yeah, we do. The
Fongs took the apartment
426
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:04,126
and they want to have you
and Rod over for dinner.
427
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,693
They are very open-minded,
428
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:08,043
so I would not go unless
you want things to get weird.
429
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,392
Um...
430
00:18:09,436 --> 00:18:12,134
got to go.
431
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:13,570
Hey, Bonnie,
432
00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:16,138
um, thank you for being
so understanding
433
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,836
about my decision
to find a new sponsor.
434
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,143
Of course. I want what's best
for you, it's not about me.
435
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:23,580
Anyway, um,
I have a bit of situation,
436
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:27,062
and I was wondering if you could
help me find someone to talk to?
437
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,151
Let me introduce you
to Marjorie.
438
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:31,153
She's not a guy,
but she's running pretty low
439
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:32,807
on estrogen these days.[chuckles]
440
00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:35,331
Marjorie...
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