Original subtitles

[electronic beeping]

Come on, come on, come on, come on!

It's starting, it's starting!

[light melodic music]

[whooshing]

Hope that chair starts to talk soon.

[door opening]

Has zero finesse on the ground.

He puts like he's hammering drywall, uh, uh!

[Assistant] Mayor Bloch,

it's the nominations for the trailees.

-They're today? -Right now, sir.

[clearing throat]

Hello, Kissimmee

and thank you for tuning in to this announcement,

that was not properly emphasized on my diary.

It is my distinct pleasure to announce the nominees

for the Central Florida RV Park of the Year Awards,

sponsored by Watkins Washrooms,

number one in number two.

-Let's get to the main award. -Right, here we go.

[Herman] We are proud to announce

that the three nominees are as follows,

Laguna Cove RV Park, a perennial.

There's a surprise.

Paradise Ponds Trailers and Amusements

and Kissimmee Sunshine RV Park.

-Yes! -[all expressing delight]

Get in!

[mellow country music]

Kids, you are looking at the owner

of one of Central Florida's top three RV parks!

-Whoo whoo! -Nice one, Dad.

How many RV parks are there in Central Florida?

-[laughing] -Yeah, that's funny,

there are actually over 50.

Keep taking the mickey, I'm not gonna mention

any of you in my acceptance speech.

Oh, I'm only teasing, darling, I'm very proud of you.

We're late for school, let's go.

Oh, love learning, let's go, see you later!

♪ Oh yeah, so long I've waited ♪

♪ Oh yeah, no time to wait ♪

♪ Oh yeah, don't need a reason ♪

♪ Oh yeah, to leave this place ♪

[cheerful country music]

[mellow melodic music]

♪ My life, my life, my life, my life ♪

♪ In the sunshine ♪

♪ Everybody loves the sunshine ♪

I don't know what she gets up to all day at home,

I mean, she must be getting bored.

I'm on at her to find something constructive to do,

but it's hard, she doesn't know anyone here but us,

it's not our job to entertain her every day, is it?

Is it?

Hm?

Are you listening?

What?

[tutting] You're thinking about those awards, aren't you?

I was just wondering, you know, I mean, these awards,

they could really help with our Green Card application,

I mean, you know they want aliens of extraordinary ability?

So?

Well, so, I mean, winning a trailer

would be pretty extraordinary, wouldn't it?

Hm, I guess.

And think about it, right,

I mean, you could apply

to start up your own business all legit.

Yeah, yeah, it's a nice thought, but--

Whoa, Jen, look at that!

-What? -It's only the bloody enemy.

[light melodic music]

Now that is what I call an RV park.

[glass shattering]

-[cat screeching] -Dodo,

this gal on TV's about to give birth to triplets

and they don't know who the Daddy is,

-my money's on the landlord. -I'm coming, baby,

I'm coming.

[background chattering]

[humming]

-Come on! -Oh!

Morning, boss, what's on the agenda?

Great change, Stacee, great change.

[distant shouting]

[dog barking]

Okay.

["Burning Love" by Elvis Presley]

♪ Lord almighty, I feel my temper is rising ♪

♪ Higher, higher, it's burning through to my soul ♪

♪ Girl, girl, girl, you gonna set me on fire ♪

♪ My brain is flaming, I don't know which way to go, yeah ♪

♪ Your kisses lift me higher ♪

♪ Like the sweet song of a choir ♪

♪ And you light my morning sky ♪

[Mal] Unbelievable!

♪ With burning love ♪

Nine nominations for Laguna Cove,

I mean, that's it, they've got it sewn up.

Mal, you need to stop thinking like this.

Stacee, what would you do to beat them?

Well, you know the negative reviews on the website?

-Great idea! -Hm.

Take a look at those and see which areas you can improve.

Oh no, I was gonna say just delete them.

-Good! -Oh!

Does it say who the judges are?

-No, there's nothing there. -Because it doesn't matter.

Or because they're anonymous,

you know, like mystery shoppers

walking among us right here, right now.

Of course, so all we need to do is figure out who they are

and then butter them up good,

like those cute little British things with the holes in,

-the trumpets. -Crumpets.

Sure.

Or if the judges are knocking around,

we're gonna need to keep the residents in line.

Yeah, we could offer them a discount on their rent

for signing a code of conduct.

-Incentives, I love it. -Yes!

Jen, where are you going?

Errands.

Why don't you just explain to the residents what's going on

and ask them to behave, hm?

What else?

Two words, staff uniforms.

-Ooh! -[school bell ringing]

[Stacee] Yeah.

[mellow melodic music]

[background chattering]

[Tina] I knew you fancied her.

Maybe I'm a little interested.

Obviously, so what's the issue?

Well, it's tough, I like making music with her

and if I say something, it might mess it all up.

Well, that's not a reason.

What about ABBA, they all went out with each other.

-And all got divorced. -Ah.

It's not as if she's said she feels the same, so.

Do you need it in writing, you need to smoke her out.

-What? -Play the game,

she texts you, wait a few hours to respond.

If she asks to hang out, you reply, okay, maybe tomorrow,

let her know she's got competition

-from other girls. -Oh, right,

isn't that a bit, you know, manipulative?

Welcome to romance.

[mellow melodic music]

[background chattering]

Okay, so take one more breath

and go into your visualization.

[birds twittering]

I see myself

calm and focused on the eleventh hole of Loch Lomond,

step up to the tee, crowds cheering for me

and I see

this blonde,

maybe 25, easy smile pointing at me

and holding a cocktail shaker.

T.J.

But I remember my training

and resist that tempting, tempting temptation

in favor of my real goal.

Very good and remember if you start to panic,

you go to your happy place like we discussed.

You got one of those, J.P.?

You seem a little frazzled.

Well, [sighing]

it's just that I hate keeping this a secret from Mal.

Do you feel like we're having an emotional affair?

-No. -Sorry, force of habit.

But come on, tell me your happy place.

No, no, we're still in session.

It's my money.

Okay, when we were first married,

Mal and I went to Cambridge for the day

and I remember sitting in a little punt

on the river going nowhere,

eating strawberries and drinking ice cold cider

and we found a quiet spot under a tree

and we sat there with the sun on our faces

not needing to say anything.

[gentle orchestral music]

Ah, it was perfect.

Yeah, that reminds me this one time,

I was with this air hostess in Miami

and,

actually that's not the same.

No, it's not the same.

[Stacee] So how do we tell who's a judge?

It takes a keen eye, Stacee, it takes a keen eye.

Do you know I had an aunt,

who was a diehard mystery shopper.

Oh!

They never saw her coming, until it was too late.

Okay, okay, so how about the Fernandez?

-Yeah. -No, no,

no, they're too young, ooh, hello,

they've obviously got better things to do.

[Stacee] Okay, ah.

Ooh, what about Mr. Radley?

He arrived a week ago and I haven't heard a peep.

Oh, he's also paid a year up front,

so no, Radley's the real deal.

Um, oh, the Smiths arrived today from Fort Lauderdale.

Alright, where are they?

-They're in D17 just there. -Oh.

-They look pretty normal. -Normal,

-or inconspicuous? -Hm-mm.

[Mal] What else do you know about them?

-He told me he's a plumber. -A plumber?

-My arse! -Mr. Pemberton.

Sorry.

[light melodic music]

You know what I'm thinking, Stacee?

I think we need to clean up this park,

because we've just found our judges.

Yeah.

[mellow melodic music]

Right, so rule of conduct, 6A,

residents must place all recycling in the correct receptacle

or else face an infraction.

Hm-mm, Mal, can I see that?

There you go, signed and sealed.

I hadn't finished reading it yet.

I will tattoo your face on my butt for money off rent.

Marvin, listen,

I really need to pull out all the stops here, okay,

so while I'm on topic, I need a favor,

-can you run a plate for me? -Run a plate?

Yeah, you know, look up somebody's registration,

find out who they are.

You think it's that easy, just running a plate?

Like there's a vending machine at the station,

where you type in license plates and names just pop out?

When I run a plate, I have to print out three seperate forms

in duplicate and take them to get them signed

by my administrator, Mean Lawrence

and he's always making snide comments about my weight,

last week he called me Tubby Marvin.

Yeah, don't worry about it.

What happened, someone skipped town without paying?

No, no, no, it's nothing like that.

There's a couple staying on the park,

right, they're over there.

No, don't look.

The thing is I think they might be judges,

but I really need to know, Marvin,

alright, I want that award.

Come on then, what are their names?

You'll do it?

What about this Lawrence bloke?

For a pal, I can handle him.

Anyway I'm feeling slim today.

-Marvin, you're a star. -Oh, I know.

Oh, I was a bit nervous at first,

you know, because of the stigma.

So was I, but you know,

this internet dating is a real game changer

particularly for those of us of an older persuasion.

I've been on dozens and that's just a quiet week.

My kids are always saying,

"Hey, settle down, Pop, take it easy."

Oh, my daughter's exactly the same,

she thinks I only want to spend time with her

as if I don't have my own life.

-It's a generational divide. -Hm.

Is there anything you really miss about being younger?

You know, when I was a young scamp,

there was nothing here, me and my buddies

would skinny dip all day long and then lay out on our backs

and let the sun dry us until we were all salty.

Sounds like Heaven.

Yeah.

-Hm. -And you,

what do you miss?

Spam fritters.

Are you coming to practice?

Yeah, of course.

Actually I've got some stuff I need to finish, so.

We've only got the room for an hour.

Ah, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool,

you just go on without me, I will be there.

[quiet background chattering]

-Oh. -How's it going?

Playing it cool?

Yeah, yeah, very cool.

And?

And she thinks I'm a prick,

great advice, you should give classes.

Hm, you know, I cannot believe I'm sitting here

sipping tea with a genuine English lady.

Are we in Balmoral?

Oh, stop.

Oh, I forgot the biscuits, would you like something sweet?

How about a Spam fritter?

You are incorrigible.

-Make yourself at home. -Yes, ma'am.

[mellow melodic music]

This is the last of the biscuits,

I won't tell if you don't.

Oh, sweet charity.

Ah, water's perfect just like the old days!

You coming on in?

-Oh! -Mum?

Hi, you must be Jen!

-Who's that? -A friend of mine.

Name's Walt, you two could be sisters.

Oh, for God's sake!

Do you mind?

Okay, okay, I'm coming,

look away, ladies, the old chap's coming out, oh!

I do not need a lecture.

I'm not lecturing you,

you brought a strange man into my house.

You've had a strange man in your house for years.

I'm not upset, I'm worried about you.

You said to keep busy, that's what I'm doing.

I meant join a book group.

You want me to keep busy with knitting

and upside down cake.

I need excitement and passion!

[Jen] Yeah, just don't find it online or in my pool.

-I'm going to my room. -Right, fine,

while you're in there, don't invite any more nudists over!

Please,

and thank you!

[Radio Host] Hello again on this beautiful Friday morning,

it's 8:55, let's go to Marty with updated conditions, Marty.

[Marty] Pretty much right into that 70 degrees,

gonna be a fine, fine afternoon.

["September" by Earth, Wind and Fire]

♪ Do you remember the 21st night of September ♪

♪ Love was changing the minds of pretenders ♪

♪ While chasing the clouds away ♪

Mal, don't forget yc=v got to take Mum to the,

-oh! -Staff uniforms.

What do you think?

Gorgeous.

-Shall I leave the hat on? -Yeah, leave your hat on.

[light melodic music]

What?

[mellow melodic music]

It's my radio and I'll pay what I like.

You're here early.

Oh well, lots to do, sharp look, boss.

See, strong leadership inspires dedication.

Mal, you've got a fake captain's hat.

You know what, this place is a mess

and I've got an award to win.

Maureen, I do not have time to babysit you.

[light melodic music]

[Aiden] Morning!

Oh.

Hey!

Remember that time your highlighter exploded

all over your shirt and I switched with you in the bathroom,

because you were about to be lab partners with Tom Dancy

and you didn't want him to think you were a klutz?

I don't wanna talk about that.

And remember how you said

you'd do anything to pay me back?

[background chattering]

-Freddie, oh, my God! -[cheerful country music]

[Freddie] Hi, ooh!

It's so good to see you,

why didn't you text me back, huh?

What are you--

Wow, someone's been hitting the weights, dang!

Pippy, can you just leave me alone?

Yeah, of course, just first, three, two, one

and we're done.

Tell Tina we're even.

[background chattering]

[mellow melodic music]

Ooh, what's this?

Notice of infraction.

This is the difference between failure and success.

[birds twittering]

You can't really blame Mal and Jen,

they just don't have our perspective.

Exactly, they think I belong in a museum gathering dust.

They don't see that I'm--

A vivacious spirit,

who wants to suck the marrow out of life.

Oh!

Ooh, you and I are going to get along.

I do hope so.

-[knocking on window] -What?

What?

Hey, Mal, about these Smiths of Fort Lauderdale.

I knew it, I bloody knew it, they are, aren't they?

They are the Smiths of Fort Lauderdale.

What?

He's a plumber, she's a librarian.

Dull, dull people.

Maybe you're taking this a little far?

No, Marvin, it's definitely them.

[birds twittering]

Hey, what's wrong with my trailer?

Well, your smalls are hanging in public view

and your rubbish is overflowing.

They're not gonna dry inside.

[Mal] Then wear them wet.

I talked to Mean Lawrence for you,

this is cold, Mal, very cold!

[Mal] Yeah, well, I need to win this award!

Notice of infraction, my plot is not unkempt.

Mal is get, I'm sorry,

I don't mean to bad mouth your son-in-law.

Oh, be my guest.

This is an outrage!

Mal's gone tyrannical, this is not unkempt!

I'll give him a notice of infraction,

inappropriate clothing?

Where does Mal get off telling me

how to express myself sartorially?

What about me, he's trying to fine me

for swearing too much, dang that, there ain't no--

-Mal, what about, are-- -Mr. and Mrs. Smith?

Allow me, bespoke laundry service,

we offer it to all our guests.

-Oh yeah, what about us? -You're next!

He's changed.

-[cheerful country music] -Tricep, tricep!

Jen!

Walk with me!

-Larissa, hi. -Hey!

How's the fam?

Yeah, yeah, they're good.

Isn't that great, isn't the Lord good, Jen?

It's just so good and you guys are up for an RV park award,

-aren't you? -Yeah.

You know, that's a funny old event,

I mean, Herm hosts every year,

but he complains to high heaven about it.

Mal's as stressed as I've ever seen him.

Yeah, well, you know, we're left to pick up the pieces,

isn't that just the way? [gasping]

Oh, speaking of, are you still working on T.J. Starmer?

How did you know that?

Well, Jen, honey, you don't get to be where I am

without knowing everybody's personal business.

So is it true, are you still working on him?

Well, I'm working with him, not on him.

Oh, yeah, of course, well, I mean, do you think

he would present an award with Herm at the ceremony?

Would you ask him for me?

Um, well, Larissa, I'm not sure about that.

Oh, why's that?

Well, T.J.'s focusing on his game at the moment,

the last thing he needs is a party.

Even if it means you'd win Best Park?

[light melodic music]

Excuse me, are you saying that?

If you think that's what you think you heard, then maybe.

Election's coming up and voters would go gaga

to see Herm with a sporting legend like T.J.,

I think we could help each other out.

Larissa, I'm sorry, I really can't.

Well, just promise me you'll think about it.

-Sure. -Fabulous!

Okay, gotta go, girls, let's go!

Tricep, tricep, bicep, bicep!

Fast, fast, tricep, tricep!

Mal!

The peasants need a word!

Afternoon.

We need to talk about these infractions.

[all agreeing]

You all signed the codes of conduct.

We didn't sign up for you turning all Mussolini on us.

My park, Ryan, my rules.

Come on, Mal, you gotta let us live.

What's a couple of boxers on a clothes line?

Or short shorts and a crop top on a hot day?

Or a plot that is properly kempt.

Our Founding Fathers didn't die at Gettysburg

so you could take our rights away.

What Ryan is trying to say, Mal is this is our home

and there's nothing wrong with it!

Nothing wrong doesn't win awards, Aiden.

I mean, fine, if you wanna move to another park

and pay twice the rent for a smaller plot, keep this up,

otherwise you lot need to work with me.

[all groaning]

Okay?

-Well, of all the nerve! -[all complaining]

I'll beat the snot out of him.

I mean, this is all I got,

I don't have any more clothes than this.

Are you gonna let him get away with that?

-Huh? -Do we have a choice?

No,

you have a duty.

If you let management walk all over you today,

who knows what they'll try tomorrow.

[all agreeing]

[mellow melodic music]

-Rise up and be heard! -Right.

Enough, you've got to stop this now.

Stop what?

-Did it work? -Course not,

I can't believe you pimped out your friend like that.

That's insulting to Pippy, she is an actor,

she's playing Rosalind in "Much Ado."

I don't care if she's playing bleeding Wonder Woman.

Hi!

Hey!

[quiet background chattering]

Do you wanna walk back together?

Um, I got some work I need to finish, so.

-Ooh, hi! -Besides,

I think Pippy's waiting for ya.

[groaning in frustration]

God, she's committed.

I know, I miss you too.

You know, Mommy will be home really, really soon, I promise.

[background chattering outside]

Yeah, are you enjoying being at Grandma's?

Ah-huh, yeah.

[muffled pop music]

Do you know what, honey, I'm gonna have to call you back,

okay, okay, I love you, bye, bye.

Are these ours?

No, they're the Smiths'.

Mal, it's an RV park, not the Ritz.

Jen, not you as well,

I've had your Mum rabble rousing all day.

Don't you think you're losing perspective?

It's just an award, oh, come on, come and relax.

I will, let me just finish these first.

Hm.

Mal, I want you to do something for me,

I want you to think of a memory

or a place, where you were really at ease,

-where you felt happy. -Jen, I haven't got--

No, no, no, come on, please do it for me.

Okay.

Right, I'm there, so the sun's shining.

[church bells ringing]

I can hear church bells ringing and water splashing.

[gentle orchestral music]

My fingers are all sticky from eating strawberries.

Are you on a punt on the River Cam?

Hm.

Mal, listen, I really need to tell you something.

[phone ringing]

Hey, Stacee, they're what?

Mal.

Yeah, no, it's alright, I'm on my way.

-Mal. -Yeah.

♪ She's the best skinny dipper that you're ever gonna find ♪

♪ She can hit the brakes, when we all hit the town ♪

♪ I go back, she goes back ♪

[tires screeching]

[people partying]

I am so sorry, I tried to stop them.

What the hell is going on here?

Stop it!

Enough!

-It's the other one. -Give it up!

[sighing]

-This is unbelievable! -What?

You're in violation of the code of conduct!

-Ooh! -[laughing]

Oh, I'm sorry, we didn't realize.

How about this, is this in violation?

[laughing]

You brought it on yourself, Mal.

Aiden.

These awards, okay, they mean everything to me,

this is my one chance

and you know, if I don't do it now, then...

[gentle piano music]

[Ryan] We're sorry, Mal.

-Whoo! -[lively country music]

[people partying]

You don't need to impress anyone,

you've run a wonderful park for wonderful people.

Well, wonderfully weird people.

Yeah, they're not a bad bunch, are they?

-Boss, the Smiths. -Aye aye.

Do you know what, ignore 'em,

probably not the judges anyway.

Wait, why are you here so late?

Oh, um.

You're always working late, I mean, Stacee,

you've gone above and beyond for this place, you know,

so I can't thank you enough actually.

You're welcome.

Cheers.

[people partying]

Great sess, J.P.

Ah, so how do you want me to pay you, coupons, spa day?

Everything okay?

Actually T.J.,

there is something that I really need from you,

but I don't wanna put you in an awkward position.

No, not that, come on.

Sorry.

What is it?

It's a big ask, so you can say no.

Shoot.

Mal's been nominated for an RV park award.

Oh, I see, you want me to present the award

as a celebrity guest?

Well, how did you know?

Jen, I'm a beloved public figure,

this is not my first rodeo.

Oh, I also presented at the Rodeo Awards,

some great looking cows there.

Well, I shouldn't really be asking.

Why not, I'd love to.

You've worked so hard to get focused on your game,

the awards will be a hive of temptation.

No, we've worked so hard,

I need to do this, don't you see?

It's time for me to test my metal.

Yes, but I--

You've trained me up so well, it's the least I can do.

Jen, I am my gift to you.

[birds twittering]

[quiet background chattering]

-Freddie! -Oh, just leave me alone.

-What happened? -You happened.

It was all going fine with Madison,

before you got in my head about it.

No, but--

We were meant to be hanging out

and now she's probably with that other guy.

But that's it, don't you see?

She's trying to scope you out, so now you have to--

No, just because you're so weird and tactical

about all this stuff doesn't mean I have to be!

Freddie, come on.

[tuning guitar]

[footsteps approaching]

I didn't think you were coming.

Oh!

Do you have a minute?

When Kissimmee Sunshine first opened its gates,

I never dreamt I'd be standing at this podium,

it's like the saying goes,

in order to reach for the stars,

you first have to become one, no, this isn't right at all.

[laughing]

You sure you're not coming?

It is your Dad's big night.

No, I'm all fluey,

-head's spinning. -Okay.

Don't know what I'm doing.

I'm not sure I'm even bothering

after that disaster at the park.

You're gonna be brilliant.

Yeah, right.

Now I've got a very, very good feeling.

[gentle melodic music]

Are you okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just, um.

What?

There's um, there's something

that I've been trying to tell you and I didn't know how.

What?

-I've been working. -Working?

-I know, I know. -Jen, Jen, this is serious,

-if you get caught-- -It was stupid, yes.

If you get caught, we might never get a Green Card.

-I know, but he needed me. -He, who's he?

T.J. Starmer.

T.J.?

-The T.J. Starmer? -He was at rock bottom

and he needed someone to pull him up by the bootstraps and--

But he's just won on the tour again,

I mean, he's in the form of his life!

-Hm. -What, because of you?

I tried to tell you, I didn't know how,

I know I should've, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, Mal,

-I'm so sorry. -You bloody superstar!

-You're not upset? -Are you kidding me?

My wife has just brought the Gazza of golf

back from the bloody brink!

-Wow! -Oh.

Right, Freddie, Maureen, get a move on!

Time to win an award!

Actually I'm just waiting for my date.

Date?

[cheerful big band music]

And this is old school glamor.

Yeah, it's basically the Oscars.

Jen!

T.J.

Oh, ooh!

You must be Mal, pleased to meet you.

Now your Missus Here saved my life.

Oh, my God!

Yeah, no, it's, yeah, pleasure.

Yes.

Yeah, cool.

Drink, sir?

No, thanks.

Breathe, you can do this.

Yeah.

[background chattering]

What are you doing here?

Wow, rude.

I just meant--

Your sister asked if I wanted her seat, she didn't say?

No, course she did, yeah.

Just to be clear, I'm here for the free food.

Of course.

Well, um--

[Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats.

Shall we go?

Yeah.

[Announcer] The 13th Annual Central Florida

RV Park Awards are about to begin.

Tonight we have nine awards up for grabs,

so please welcome your host,

Mayor Bloch!

Thank you, thank you so much.

Well, let's get this show on the road, shall we?

Or perhaps I should say

let's get this RV on the lot.

[clearing throat]

Oh, Jeez!

All joking aside, ladies and gentlemen,

I just wanna welcome you all

to the annual Central Florida RV Park Awards

and that's why we are here tonight to celebrate--

Jen, that's Laguna Cove's table over there, right,

that's Paradise Ponds over there,

both their tables are closer to the stage,

which means we're gonna be trounced!

Mal, calm down, we've barely started.

We're gonna take a little whistle stop tour

of the legends, the leaders

and the long-suffering landlords

that make up this unique and rewarding industry.

But first it is my distinct honor and pleasure

to introduce a close personal friend and longtime supporter,

ladies and gentlemen, Mr. T.J. Starmer!

[audience cheering]

[dynamic big band music]

In the hole!

Ain't he great?

Yes, we're gonna be hearing a lot more from him

-later in the evening. -Sorry, sorry,

I had to finish up at the park.

It's okay, it's at your time.

Oh, look, our names on cute, little RV placecards, oh,

and I'm next to,

T.J. Starmer.

Hi.

Once again, let's hear it for Greenmarsh RV Park

for innovations in sewage disposal.

[audience applauding]

You know, Stacee,

I haven't hit the town like this in months.

-Really? -Ah-huh,

I've been locked up and sitting on my hands

-like a good, little boy. -Oh, well, that's no fun.

Say, have you ever been an air hostess?

-T.J., would-- -Next up,

the award for Best RV Park Uniforms.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, right, we're up for this, okay.

It's not even a category.

-Are you having a good night? -Are you kidding?

I can't believe this is a real event.

You two make a darling couple.

-Gran, we're not a-- -And the award,

Sorry, my mistake.

for Best RV Park Uniforms goes to

-Kissimmee Sunshine Park! -Yeah!

[audience cheering]

Stacee, Stacee, go up and get the award!

-No, Mr. Pemberton, no. -It was your idea,

-go on, go get it! -Really?

Step right up, little lady, congratulations.

Thank you.

[cheering]

Yeah!

Whoo!

Yeah!

Whoo hoo!

Let's hear it again for Kissimmee Sunshine Park

and their remarkable uniforms.

Hey, let's take five, everybody top up your moonshine.

Next award, Best RV Park of the Year.

[audience applauding]

-Let's get out of here. -Yeah, yeah.

Nervous about the big award, huh?

Maybe a little.

Well, normally I'd say Laguna Cove has it in the bag,

they always do, but not every year

you have a genuine sporting hero in the room.

I tell you what, when this is all said and done,

you take Jen out to dinner, a real nice dinner.

[gentle piano music]

Ooh!

-Mystery, intrigue. -Ooh, intrigue.

Look, I'm sorry for being strange this week.

It's okay.

So you and Pippy?

No, no, no, there's nothing there,

you know , I think she just fancies me a bit, you know.

Weird taste.

-Joking! -Ah ha ha ha ha!

You know, I thought you were ignoring me, because you.

Because?

Um.

What?

No, no, I--

I should probably go.

Oh, Madison, I'm.

Madison.

And now,

the moment we've all been waiting for.

Who will be Central Florida's RV Park of the Year?

This it it, this is the big one.

To help me present this final award,

I'd like to call upon my old pal, T.J. Starmer,

T.J., come on up here.

Mal, where's T.J.?

Don't know, he's not here.

Oh, my God!

-Jen, Jen! -Come on, T.J.,

don't be shy now.

[light suspenseful music]

T.J., where are you, bud?

[Jen] T.J.?

T.J.!

T.J. Starmer to the stage, T.J. Starmer to the stage.

[mellow melodic music]

T.J.

This final call for T.J. Starmer!

Just open the bloody envelope.

[muffled excitable chatting]

T.J.!

Jen, hi.

[light melodic music]

Well.

Um, I think I might be off the wagon.

Without further ado,

Central Florida's RV Park of the Year is,

Laguna Cove.

[cheerful big band music]

Mal.

Laguna Cove.

Come on up here.

[audience cheering]

You were robbed!

Well, that's about going to do it for me.

Condolences to the losers,

I'm sure there was nothing you could do.

Alright folks, you have a great night

and don't forget to vote.

Goodnight all!

[background melodic piano music]

I'm sorry, darling.

Well, obviously wasn't meant to be, so.

Evidently not.

Jen, sorry you've had to put up with me recently,

I know I've been a bit of a handful.

Well, maybe you got carried away,

but there'll be lots of other chances to get a Green Card.

Stacee.

Jen, I am so sorry, I had no idea about T.--

No, no, Stacee, really it was my fault,

T.J. wasn't ready and I've got him in a cab, no one saw.

Now I've ruined everything

with my stupid, terrible, terrible taste in men.

Alright, Stacee,

there's no need to beat yourself up over it.

No, you don't understand.

[sighing]

I'm living in an RV, I'm living in one of your RVs,

I am so sorry and it's only temporary

and I meant to tell you,

just things have been a little bit tough at home,

my ex is not--

Hey, hey, Stacee, it's fine, really it's fine,

you stay there as long as you like.

Yeah, yeah, it's fine, we'll sort it out.

Oh, you guys.

Right, come on, here you are, you've earned this.

Oh, that's, oh, that's really sweet,

but if I move, I think I'm gonna throw up.

Ah.

Freddie, where's Madison?

Don't wanna talk about it.

Okay.

Well, at least someone's having a good time.

You know, Maureen, it really has been a magical evening.

It really has.

So what are your thoughts on skinny dipping?

♪ Ba de ya, say do you remember ♪

♪ Ba de ya, dancing in September ♪

♪ Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day ♪

♪ Ba duda, ba duda, ba duda, badu ♪

♪ Ba duda, badu, ba duda, badu ♪

♪ Ba duda, badu, ba duda ♪

♪ De ya ♪

[light melodic music]