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[engine roaring]

[smooth rock music]

What do you think of my dream machine?

You on that bike is the sexiest thing I've ever seen.

Steve McQueen, eat your heart out.

Hi.

Oh!

Ah, Jen,

I can't move.

Me back.

[girls laughing]

Whoa!

Whoa!

Oh!

[screaming]

Maureen!

Oh, mom, not again.

Did you turn the blanket on?

There's not a lot of call

for electric blankets in Florida.

Shh.

Be gentle with her.

Waking sleepwalkers could cause heart attacks.

Here we go, mom.

Back to bed.

Two more days, Mal, two more days.

♪ Ooh, yeah, so long I've waited ♪

♪ Whoa, yeah, no time to waste ♪

♪ Whoa, yeah, done needing reasons ♪

♪ Whoa, yeah, to leave this place ♪

♪ [Lively rock music] ♪

[radio playing]

Can't Gran just stay and make egg in the hole every day?

I come all this way and there's really no party?

It's his call, I warned you.

And you just go along with it?

Do nothing?

He doesn't want any fuss.

But he wants a medical.

For his 50th?

It's a comprehensive health and lifestyle assessment, mom.

I think it's a lovely gift.

He's always talking about getting fit.

This is his inspiration.

It's ridiculous.

You should celebrate life's moments.

In the blue corner,

coming in weighing considerably less than most men his age,

[grunting]

the magnificent Mal Pemberton.

You could be hit by a truck tomorrow.

[Mal] Charming!

See, no party and perfectly happy.

That's all bluster.

He's frightened.

Of what?

That he's not as healthy as he thinks he is.

Not as healthy?

Me?

Come here.

Watch this.

[groans]

You are looking at a man in the prime of his life.

[heavy exhaling]

That's gotta be 10 minutes, innit?

Two minutes and 13 seconds.

Keep going, you're doing well.

So you say you manage at least an hour's exercise, oh!

Every day!

-Impressive. -Yeah,

running a trailer park.

It's a constant workout.

Four units of alcohol a week is a healthy amount.

A week?

I thought that was a day.

Your wife explained our lifestyle package.

Yeah, kinda.

I sort of lost interest when I read

I wasn't gonna get the Harley.

[laughing]

[beeping]

As well as a comprehensive fitness assessment,

we run allergy scans and nutritional diagnoses

to establish a bespoke lifestyle regime.

Rounded off with a gentle probe for internal well-being.

Internal?

Hitting 50 is a big stage.

It's essential to nurture and nourish

with the most effective diets and exercises.

Did I hear the word internal?

There's gonna be a rave in Kissimmee.

Drip Feed Promotions invite you to an underground party.

What does this have to do with us?

It's our next piece.

An expose on the whole thing.

The DJs, the ravers, the organizers.

You mean the gangsters, the drug dealers and the cops?

Erm, count me out.

Don't sulk when I win an Oscar

for Best Student Documentary.

Yeah, okay.

Wait.

They have Oscars for student documentaries?

[laughing]

Oh, have you got the discount vouchers?

This one, alone, gives us 10% off across the whole mall.

Mm, how's the exchange rate looking?

Half a cent better than yesterday.

Oh, sorry.

Gotta take this.

Hello.

Yes, TJ.

Are you okay?

Freaking out about tomorrow.

I need you JP.

Look, I can't come over now,

I promised I'd take mom shopping.

No, no, now Jen, no obstacles.

I'll send her to New York,

she'll have a personal shopper at The Works.

Well, I can't just drop everything

and head over to you whenever you say.

No, I don't think you understand,

I'm not handling this super good.

I need you right now.

Calm down.

Calm down, okay?

Take a deep breath.

I'll be with you in, what?

20 minutes.

All right.

I'll see you then.

Bye.

[TJ] Hurry it up--

Something tells me I'm not gonna need these vouchers

Yeah, it's one of the girls,

she's having a boyfriend crisis.

Which one?

You won't know her, she's new to the book group.

Oh, and she doesn't have a name?

Rose Bowls.

Rose

Rose Bowls.

Coat!

Maybe Rose would appreciate advice

from a seasoned campaigner.

No, she's very shy mom.

I don't think she'd take advice from a stranger.

Rose Bowls.

Oh!

[whimsical acoustic guitar music]

This might feel a little cold.

Try not to tense.

Okay, just give us a bit of the old warn--

♪ God save our ♪

♪ gracious Queen ♪

[groans]

Wow.

How deep are we going?

Oh!

[groans]

[Jen] Can't be effective if you won't relax.

What, you think I'm being tense on purpose?

-Ah! -Sit up!

Your body is tight because you're distracted

by Whispering Pines.

No.

Why?

It's just another term.

I think you're in denial, TJ.

Four shot lead at the 18th, then 5 to get out of the bunker.

Sounds even more tragic in an English accent.

The start of the meltdown, the drugs, the affairs.

You're returning to where the wheels came off,

so tomorrow is also a confrontation

with your personal demons.

Right.

Okay.

Want you to take a deep breath in.

[heavy exhaling]

Visualize the 18th green at Whispering Pines.

Are you there?

Mhm.

Along with 10,000 spectators laughing in my face.

Block them out.

Make them disappear.

And replace them with a white nothingness.

This is now your neutral space.

[upbeat guitar music]

Do you know anything about this?

A rave?

Why would I?

DJs are parasites that piggyback on the talent of others.

You are tuned into the local music scene.

Oh, and of course I'm not offended that you didn't ask me.

Because your idea of a rave

is a sing-song round a campfire for a day.

What sort of a name is Drip Feed?

Underground.

Don't need to be announced, it's a secret.

They're gonna drip feed the details.

I said it's a wild goose chase.

As if anyone in this school is capable of pulling this off.

Well, I wouldn't be so hasty.

What about Dylan?

He's been rehearsing a lot lately.

Could be working up to something.

Sorry.

I know, I know, I'm 10 minutes over.

I'm really sorry guys.

Once you're in the zone.

You're so right.

This is gonna make a brilliant expose.

[clock ticking]

Okay.

Blood pressure, high.

Cholesterol, extreme.

Joint flexibility, sub-standard.

Muscular strength, weak.

And we discussed the hemorrhoids.

Continue with your present lifestyle

and there's a 42.6% likelihood

you'll have a heart attack before you're 60.

Right, so,

so, is the smile some sort of nervous disorder, or,

if you get a terminal diagnosis,

what, you just throw a party?

Acknowledging the effects of your current lifestyle

is the key to moving forward.

Motivation for saying goodbye to bad habits.

This is your bespoke regime.

The diet will be a shock to the system, so ease yourself in.

Actualize the exercises

and you'll make it to where you need to be.

And don't be too disheartened.

Your rectal elasticity is very impressive.

[car horn beeping]

My uncle Raymond smoked 40 a day,

drank six pints of bitter every night,

fish and chips supper, Monday through Friday,

and steak and kidney pudding at weekends.

Lived to 102.

Judging by these readings,

uncle Raymond's genes are still going strong.

This blood pressure ain't so high.

Cholesterol's a darn sight lower than mine.

I'd say you're the fittest man among us, Mr. Pemberton.

You got nothing to worry about.

[burps]

Oh!

And look here, your rectal elasticity's highly impressive.

That's what I'm talking about.

Mom.

Mom!

Oh, there you are.

Thought we'd build up our stamina

before we give the credit cards a workout.

Got your favorite salad from the deli.

You don't think my eye ever wandered.

Not that I ever did anything about it.

Is that why there's no party?

Sorry mom, this is a bit cryptic for me.

You've given up on Mal.

Given up on him?

Rose Bowls needs a shoulder to cry on.

Your car needs a service.

Quilts need dry cleaning.

Three occasions you disappear

for exactly the same amount of time,

and if I want to go with you there's always an excuse.

So I'm cheating on my husband?

Uh-uh.

What kind of boyfriend crisis

needs a massage to save the day?

And can you please explain how this provides reassurance?

[machine buzzing]

You mean my ultrasound, deep tissue massager?

I've been working.

My own daughter?

As a physio.

With TJ Starmer.

The golfer.

I thought you couldn't work because of the visa.

Well, I do it for free to be honest.

I just need something that's mine.

Otherwise I go mad.

Don't let them in your head, Mal.

Acknowledge the effects of my current lifestyle.

That's what they want, Mr. Pemberton, that's how they win.

We are what we eat.

Nothing too hasty, Mal.

Have another beer.

No, Ryan.

Nah.

Not with a 42.6% chance of a heart attack.

We had a good run, my friend.

We had a great run.

No regrets,

but hey,

it turns out, well,

Mal ain't so magnificent after all.

Oh, you are too, Mr. Pemberton!

It's okay, Aiden.

I'm ready to move on.

[groans]

Ah!

We love you, Mr. Pemberton.

Keep the faith, Mal.

Gentlemen, I think we're losing him.

Yup.

They got him good.

[cheering]

Yeah, that's it for today.

Good game guys.

Dylan.

I'm Pippy.

And I'm Tina.

We're the school vloggers.

We're hoping for an interview?

Yeah sure.

What about?

You.

A glimpse into the life of a up and coming student DJ.

Okay, yeah.

I got music room now, but how about tomorrow?

Works for me.

Okay.

Us, it works for us.

What?

[sighs]

[gasps]

Jesus, Maureen.

Let's put the wheelie bins out.

They're coming tomorrow.

Right, let's get you back to bed.

This way.

It gets lonely on your own.

Here you go.

All right.

[uplifting guitar music]

♪ Have mercy ♪

♪ Have mercy, baby ♪

♪ Have mercy ♪

♪ Have mercy on me ♪

♪ Well, I went to see a gypsy and had my fortune read ♪

♪ She said, "Don, your baby's gonna leave you" ♪

♪ Her back is packed up under the bed and I cry ♪

♪ Have mercy ♪

♪ Have mercy, baby, yeah ♪

♪ Have mercy ♪

♪ Have mercy, baby ♪

♪ Have mercy ♪

♪ Have mercy on me ♪

[birds chirping]

Good morning birthday boy.

Couldn't you sleep?

No.

Woke up in a cold sweat.

And realized I'd forgotten to refill

the detergent dispenser in the laundry.

Oh, that's bad,

you'll have an angry mob on your hands.

So you still think turning 50 is just another birthday?

Well, it's just a number isn't it?

How was the health and lifestyle assessment?

Ooh!

Let's put it this way,

probably get another 50 years out of me yet.

Blood pressure, cholesterol all where they should be?

Well, the thing is--

-Happy birthday! -Happy birthday, dad!

Right, inside, now!

-Presents to open! -Thought I said no fuss!

Come on.

Come on.

[groans]

Freddie's first.

Wow.

Really?

Now you'll see.

Yeah, yeah, vinyl, vinyl, vinyl.

Now you'll see what I'm on about.

And won't you need some big, black circles to go with it?

Yes!

Mondays, The Charlatans, Roses.

All that Manchester nonsense from you iPod?

Yeah, as the great man said,

"It's not where you're from,

[All] "It's where you're at."

You don't wanna go out for a meal, drink?

This is enough?

More than enough.

Now, if I'd known you were on a fitness kick,

I never would've risked sneaking this lot past customs.

Maureen, you shouldn't have.

Oh!

Wine gums!

We have Marmite.

And pot noodles.

I haven't had a pot noodle for yonks.

[laughing]

For once Maureen, I'm lost for words.

Which is always a bonus.

Thank you.

[upbeat electronic music]

[laughing]

Go on dad, come on.

Come on.

Mom and dad dance.

[upbeat electronic music]

[Radio Host] Let's not forget the

surprise return of TJ Starmer,

to the Whispering Pines tournament--

-Driver, turn around. -To the scene of

last year's major humiliation.

Turn around now!

[car tires screeching]

[chilled electronic music]

Right, come on.

Chop-chop.

Just because it's dad's birthday,

doesn't mean you can be late for school.

Come on.

Tina, ready?

[clapping]

Freddie, come on.

Done, okay, $50 at 10 to one.

What's the tip, Maureen?

Ain't had a fat one at Gigi's in ages.

It's not a horse, some golfer.

TJ Starmer.

TJ Starmer?

Might as well flush that down the loo.

Because you're such an authority on golf as well.

You do know what happened to him

last year at Whispering Pines?

Freddie, Tina, come on!

Mom, can you help with the kids?

Help!

He had the title in bag, took five to get out of a bunker,

spent the rest of the year in rehab.

[door knocking]

Telling ya, TJ Starmer is a born loser.

Round the back.

Don't forget your goodies.

Ah!

Thank you.

Oh, tell you what Maureen.

Let's reverse the numbers.

10 bucks and I'll give you 50 to one.

Done.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye darling, happy birthday.

Mwah.

Mwah.

Mwah.

[door slams]

What on Earth is going on?

[tense music]

[screaming]

[dogs barking]

Breathe slowly.

Can you find your neutral space?

No, that's the problem.

All right, then breathe slowly.

And oh.

And oh.

And oh.

Ah.

Oh.

I need you at that tournament.

No, TJ, we agreed, no public profiles.

-That will double your rate. -No it's not about the money.

-Triple. -I can't.

[hyperventilating]

Mom, I think he's gonna need a doctor.

I think he's gonna need to get a grip.

Do you think I had a paper bag?

[loud bang]

Or a neutral space?

In a two-up-two-down terrace?

Three sisters and four brothers.

Hand-me-down clothes.

Coats for blankets.

But I got through it.

Because you do.

You have

a rare talent

and you owe it

to your family

and to my daughter,

to use that

extraordinary gift

that you've been given.

Oh, yes.

I guess I'm not the only one with the gift.

You're a special lady.

Truly.

Now I understand where you get it from.

Now, remember I'll be watching it on TV,

sending you all the positive vibes in the world.

-Good luck. -Thank you.

Good luck.

Right.

Knock 'em dead.

Hand-me-down clothes, coats for blankets,

you're the only child of a vicar,

who grew up in a four bedroom rectory in the countryside.

Surprising how inventive you get with $1000 at stake.

Welcome back to the final round here at Whispering Pines,

as we witness a quite astonishing finish.

Now, piece de resistance.

The incomparable

pickled egg.

Oh, no.

We've a thousand ways of doing eggs, but pickled?

Mm mm.

[TV Host] Whose career, only 12 months ago

was deader than a turkey on Thanksgiving

is tied for the lead.

Yes.

Yes!

You see?

A true connoisseur of Anglo cuisine.

Beautiful.

Oi, oi, no more.

Limited supply.

[TV Host] Birdie this final hole and the title is his.

[cheering]

Straighter than train smoke,

that's an absolute peach of a drive for TJ Starmer.

A simple nine iron for TJ.

Oh, and TJ doesn't like it.

He's culling it to the left.

Oh, he's in the bunker.

Yes!

[TV Host] That's exactly the same trap as last year.

Oh, God, who could forget?

But, in case you have,

let's remind ourselves of exactly what happened.

God damn it!

[TV Host] Golf can be a cruel mistress, eh, Bob?

[Bob] [laughs] You got that right.

I knew he was a loser.

[Bob] So TJ needs to get this down in two

to force a play-off,

otherwise his comeback will be over.

[TV Host] Bob, that's one

of the toughest shots he could face.

[suspenseful orchestral music]

Go on!

[TV Host] And he's out!

Yes!

No!

Go, go, go!

Stop, stop, stop.

Keep going.

[TV Host] He couldn't.

[Bob] Oh my--

No!

Yes!

[cheering]

[TV Host] Have you ever seen anything like that, Bob?

-TJ Starmer wins by one! -[cheering]

[Bob] And he clinches it

with a bunker shot swing into the hole

Absolute jubilation down on the green.

You did it, you star!

I knew he was a winner.

[TV Host] Whispering Pines as TJ Starmer wins by one!

That's right, TJ, kiss that ball.

Brilliant.

That's lost me 500 bucks.

[chilled guitar music]

[slapping]

[TV Host] So, the comeback is complete.

Have you any words, TJ?

For those people who had written you off?

Who can blame them?

And if it wasn't for a certain someone

who got me back on track, they'd be right.

And I wanna dedicate this victory to that special person.

The other half of the dream team, TJ and JP.

You should be very proud.

You've done good physio.

Thanks, mom.

You're right.

Certain moments in life should be celebrated.

[cheering]

So would you say your DJing style suits?

-The open air gigs? -Totally.

I'd say it was anthemic.

Maybe you'll be headlining Coachella one day.

That's the dream.

Imagine.

80 thousand people all in sync with your vision.

Nothing could come close to that feeling.

Oh, I wouldn't say nothing.

Sorry Dylan, I just need to adjust your mic.

Yeah, that'll do Pippy.

And action.

And what about smaller, more local events?

Have you ever thought about putting on

your own underground party?

Like the one that's advertised in Kissimmee?

Oh, yeah, I really hope that happens.

I signed up for the details.

You hope it happens?

Kissimmee is a small town,

it's tricky to keep something like that under the radar.

If word of the venue gets out,

the cops will shut it down before it even starts.

I gotta get going.

Was that okay?

That was great, thanks.

Okay, awesome.

It's definitely him.

More than lucky, that were.

She's always winning on scratch cards

and gets an each way on the National, but golf?

I mean, TJ Starmer?

It's just,

it's just too random.

You think she had insider information?

I don't know.

I do know she's possessed.

[loud thud]

[chanting]

You have lost your way.

What the?

We can rebuild you and restore your magnificence.

Warrior is kissed by 600 moons.

Spirit of man.

What the--

Refreshed.

[tribal music]

Oh, no, no, no.

I hate surprises.

Stacee!

Stacee!

What's going on?

Why do we need a bloody sauna to prove my manhood?

The masculinity ceremony

is much more than just a sauna, Mr. Pemberton.

Ryan has tailored it specifically for your needs.

The loss of machismo.

He's the real deal.

Man must be stripped to the core.

Man meets man, meets man, meets man,

-meets man. -Yeah.

Man combined faces truth.

I hear you.

Yes, I'm feeling it.

Man is reborn.

Amen.

Right, we're going in?

Yes, Mr. Pemberton.

Man

is

fertile.

Yeah!

[cheering]

Still nothing on Snapchat.

I can't see it happening tonight.

He doesn't exactly look like a guy preparing to host a rave.

[phone beeps]

No way!

-It's on. -Yay, it's me on the map.

I can't believe it's actually happening.

[phones beeping]

He could still be acting.

He could still be Drip Feed.

Get to park now, dad's birthday.

So you can't come?

That sucks.

Hey.

I'll get undercover footage.

We can do a follow-up interview.

We'll still have a great film.

[chanting]

Restore your true self, Mal.

Breathe deep of the essence.

[chanting]

[tribal drum music]

Well, we have availability through October,

booking up fast, so,

yeah.

I can't find dad anywhere.

Oh yeah, he's past Mangrove Cove.

The boys are showing him a good time.

Yeah, of course we can go ahead with that.

[chanting]

[laughing]

[Aiden] I feel six feet tall.

I feel like I've taken on the world and all my ex-wives.

I feel great.

[laughing]

Dad.

Oh, hi Tina.

So this is what a midlife crisis looks like then.

[relaxed guitar music]

[Maureen] He's coming, he's coming.

[Jen] Okay, I'm coming.

Where are you going?

I just need to pop in here.

[Jen] What's he wearing?

Not sure I could cope with another bloody--

Surprise!

And it has nothing to do with me.

But don't worry, it's not a party-party.

Be just like your 40th.

Remember the caravan in Abersoch?

Which you must have enjoyed,

seeing as you talked about it for years.

Even though it rained all weekend.

Rain!

[water spraying]

And we sorted out your favorite tea,

that you had that night.

Egg, gammon and chips.

And a selection of your favorite films,

how about "The Italian Job"?

For the 100th time.

Just us, together, a proper family celebration.

How does that sound?

Mal?

[retching]

Oh, my gosh!

[retching]

I'm reporting incognito at the venue

of what could be Kissimmee's first rave.

Is this the police?

No, it's Dylan, among the first to arrive.

[Rave Guests] Party, party, party!

Is he the mysterious Drip Feed?

[cheering]

I think you were probably dehydrated.

Saunas were never really your thing.

Not really a sauna though, it was more like,

sort of a load of hot stones in a teepee,

and Ryan dressed as a wolf.

It was quite powerful stuff though.

Made me realize a few things about myself.

After the medical?

Yeah, it didn't go so good.

Don't worry, I'm on it, Jen, I'm on it.

All right, I didn't come all the way to America

to keel over and have a heart attack.

Gonna make few lifestyle changes.

Well, that's good to hear,

because they might be growing up

but the kids need us around for a bit longer.

Yeah.

Eventually when they don't need us anymore,

we'll start needing them.

Do you think mom needs us?

I think she's a bit lonely.

This was all her idea.

She paid for everything.

Oh, it figures.

Had to get your big heart from somewhere, didn't you?

Although she did say that the $500

she won off you should cover it all.

[electronic music]

Okay, Tina.

Anticipation is building, the crowd's getting excited

and Dylan's still to make a move.

[electronic music]

Here we go.

So it's not you?

-What? -You're not Drip Feed?

[cheering]

Eight.

Theater is R-E, and color has a U.

Yeah and you don't get corrected at school.

Living here doesn't mean to say we lower our standards,

say Maureen?

Right.

[laughing]

[phone beeping]

If that's Freddie, tell him to get here now,

or he's in big trouble.

No effing way!

Tina!

[upbeat electronic music]

Oh, my God!

♪ Call my name ♪

Drip Feed.

♪ I'm gonna hear you shout it ♪

♪ Lights a flame ♪

♪ If I don't stop without it ♪

Sneaky, two-faced, little shit.

[cheering]

[energetic electronic music]

♪ Watch it burn ♪

♪ Watch it burn all night ♪

♪ And the morning returns day light ♪

♪ The fireflies ♪

[cheering]

[energetic electronic music]

[heavy bass music]

What is this?

What the hell is going on?

It's a rave, dad.

Hi, Tina!

Hi!

Is that Tania?

[dubstep music]

Look, that's our little boy up there.

♪ Drop the beat down, drop the beat down ♪

They love him.

[heavy dubstep music]

Hey Tina, ain't they awesome?

Thanks.

I cannot believe that DJ's your brother.

Neither can I.

Any chance for an introduction?

No.

You know how it is.

We don't get on,

but maybe Pippy can introduce you.

Hey, come on.

[heavy dubstep music]

Go easy on him, Mal.

♪ This is the way we drop the beat down ♪

Aside from the deceit,

and the sneaking around behind our backs,

do you know what really, really disappoints me?

It's the criminal absence of any Manchester tunes.

What?

Come here.

♪ This is the way you drop the beat down ♪

[cheering]

Jen, Jen!

No, mom, it's fine.

It's fine, we're okay, yeah.

Okay, we'll se you later.

Bye.

Apart from her late night zombie impersonation,

she's not been that much trouble.

She's probably realized that dragging her daughter

and two grandchildren across the pond

wasn't such a bad move after all.

Well, maybe she could stay a bit longer.

[DJ] Mal.

You what?

[Crowd] Mal.

How would you feel if she stayed a bit longer?

Mal, Mal, Mal!

Are they chanting my name?

Mal, Mal, Mal, Mal!

Mal, Mal, Mal, Mal!

Mal, Mal, Mal, Mal!

Happy birthday, dad!

[cheering]

[lively Manchester rock music]

♪ You're twisting my melon man ♪

♪ You know he talks so hip now you're twisting my melon man ♪

Go on Mal.

♪ Call the cops ♪

♪ Hey rainmaker, come away from that man ♪

♪ You know he's gonna take away your promised land ♪

♪ Hey good lady he just wants what you got you know ♪

♪ He'll never stop until he's taken the lot ♪

Mal.

Mal!

[Tina] Dad!

♪ Gonna stamp out your fire, he can change your desire ♪

♪ Don't you know he can make you forget you're a man ♪

♪ Gonna stamp out your fire, he can change your desire ♪

♪ Don't you know he can ♪

Oh, bollocks.

You know, I really hope it's worth it when you're a DJ

at Tom Wooden Social Club and I'm part-time at ASDA.

ASDA wouldn't have you.

What?

Hey.

-Stop it. -Aw.

-Stop. -Tina.

Freddie.

Not now.

It says on the immigration website

that if dad's convicted we can all be deported.

What would they charge him with?

Possession of offensive dance moves?

Jesus.

Eh.

Mal.

Oh.

What happened in there?

Malcolm?

Have you been tampered with?

No, Maureen, no.

But if we ever need a business rival's decapitation

Arturo there, he's your man.

[car horn beeping]

Have you been charged?

No, Marvin made a phone call.

Told him I was out walking, heard some music, popped in.

Wrong place, wrong time.

You okay dad?

Yeah.

Yeah, I held me own in there.

Darling you're a proper little gangster.

Oh!

Yeah, all right, thank you.

Funny.

We should hurry if I'm catching that flight.

Yeah?

Come on.

♪ I'm free to do what I want ♪

Actually we are gonna be pushing it a bit.

You know, they've just started roadworks on the 90.

So take a turn back to 15.

Yeah, the thing is Turnpike flooded on Thursday.

How's there a flood if we haven't had any rain?

Well, if we are gonna miss this flight anyway.

How about

we invite a few friends over for a birthday barbecue?

With lots of salad.

With lots of salad.

-Loads of salad. -Oh, loads, yeah.

It's not everyday your ex-con

son-in-law turns 50, eh, Maureen?

Could always catch tomorrow's flight.

Yeah, it's Sunday though.

And you don't wanna be missing the beach, do you?

And Monday we can't take you,

the old Winnebago auction in Sarasota.

Tuesday, we're stocking up on health foods

for my new fitness regime,

and Wednesday, well me and Freddie start iron man training.

So how long is that tourist visa valid for anyway?

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♪ Hold me ♪

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