All language subtitles for Living.The.Dream.2017.S02E03_English

[birds chirping]

Um, this is a message.

It's a message for my family.

[static rustles]

Jen, Tina, Freddie.

Just want you all to know
that I love you very much.

[dramatic music]

[door lock clicking]

[soft music]

[she sighs]

[phone ringing]

Good morning, Kissimmee Sunshine RV Park.

This is Stacee Kinsman here,
how may I be of service?

♪ Oh, yeah, so long I've waited ♪

♪ Whoa, yeah, no time to waste ♪

♪ Whoa, yeah, done needing reasons ♪

♪ Whoa, yeah, to leave this place ♪

I've gotta go, Stacee.

[laughs] That's very funny.

Yeah, see you later, bye, bye.

Ah, sorry about that.

Stacee wants to reorganize
the booking system, so, uh.

Look, why don't you come down
to the park and meet her?

Oh, no, I can't, I'm far too busy.

What do you mean "reorganize
the booking system?"

What exactly is wrong
with my booking system?

No, there's nothing wrong
with your booking system,

it's just that we both felt
it needed a bit of, um,

you know, modernization.

-Oh.
-Dad?

Which is better, Harvard or Yale?

I mean, I know they're both
impossibly hard to get into,

but I may as well give it a go.

[Mal] Yeah, sure you should give it a go.

Follow you dreams, love.

-Morning
-Morning, darling.

So, Yale's $66,500 a year.

Yeah, pretty expensive.

Oh, but Harvard's only $65,000!

Oh, well, that softens the blow.

Bye then!

Tina, you haven't had any breakfast.

Bye, Mom.

I think I'm gonna make a move as well.

Jen, are you sure you're all
right about all the changes?

I know I should have talked to you--

No, no, no, it's fine, I'm
sure she's perfect for the job,

and I'm really busy here,
so it's great, it's great.

Great, I'll see you later, bye.

[lighthearted music]

So, Dad says I have to watch you all day

in case you go busking.

You do realize it's illegal

and we'll all get deported
if you get arrested?

I do not need it, Freddie.

I've got an important
investigative assignment today

and I really need the credits.

Well, I don't need it either, it sucks.

Okay, you have to totally swear

you will not leave the premises,

otherwise I'll post that
video of you on Instagram.

What? No way.

I so will, I'm getting
into Harvard, or Yale.

Yeah, right.

A hernia or an aneurism
could get you, bang!

I'm telling you now, pal, slow down.

I'd love to, Marv, but I've got new staff

and a family to support.

Your family's not gonna feel
supported if you're dead.

Did I tell you I once took a
bullet in the line of duty?

Really?

Saved my partner's life in the process.

But, hell, I did not like being
an invalid, no sir, uh-uh.

You see, like you, Mal, I'm an active man,

so I got depressed, I got suicidal.

You know what I did?

Dunno, went for a run?

No, I went hunting, and
I shot me a big, fat hog.

And I realized how God-damn
lucky I was to be alive.

That's a very touching story, Marv,

and as much as I'd like
to bag myself a hog,

I've got more Americans to employ,

and a business to expand in order to pay

for extortionate college fees.

Big hog on a spit, think about it, dude.

[mellow music]

[engine ruffles]

Okay, well thanks for coming guys,

and let's welcome Stacee to our weekly

question and answer session.

-Woo, yeah, all right!
-[applauding]

I got a question.

If this is a weekly
question and answer session,

why aint we had one before?

Well, we can have as many as
you want from now on, Ryan.

So, I'm Stacee, with two Es,

and I'm just so excited to be here,

and answer your questions,
and hear your ideas.

Uh, I got a idea, make the Wi-Fi faster.

It's slower than a dead dog.

That is a serious issue, Ryan, thank you.

So I'm gonna look into a
cell booster this afternoon

and I'll discuss a cable
hookup with Mr. Pemberton.

Oh, oo-oo, my idea is
that residents that's

been here over five years get
a 50% discount on everything.

[crowd agreeing and applauding]

No, no, no, Dorothy, that's
just, that's not possible.

But there might be room
for a loyalty scheme

with a sliding scale of rewards.

What do you think, Mr. Pemberton?

We were, uh, promised a sauna and a gym,

and I don't see them.

Ryan, no, you were promised
nothing of the sort.

What about a massage
chair in the laundromat?

One of them chairs that vibrates?

Yeah, you know, just to tide us over.

Okay, I almost forgot, I baked
some apple pies this morning.

So there's spoons and plates
and some creams, yeah,

so please just help
yourselves, everyone dig in,

there's plenty for everyone.

Excuse me, excuse me, aren't
we forgetting something?

Forgetting someone, has
anyone actually considered

whether these changes are
something that Mrs. Pemberton,

Jen, would have wanted?

Aiden!

Stacee, with two Es.

[school bell rings]

Hey, we going to the beach?

I thought today, maybe we
could use the music room.

You know, work on some new
stuff, maybe do some recording?

But we're making money at the beach.

And getting, like, a profile as musicians.

Yeah, this is just school.

Yeah.

Look, the thing is, um.

What?

We have fun at the beach, don't we?

We do.

We do, yeah.

So, I'll see you at 12:30, yeah?

Yeah, totally.

Today's assignment,
Staff Star of the Week.

We interview our support staff

and give them a little gold star?

Yeah, so we'll ask, what do you love most

about Kissimmee High?

What's the most fulfilling
part about your work?

What's you zodiac sign?

[Tina] Have you thought
about a career in modeling?

[Pippy] Oh, wow, he's--

Definitely, maybe who we
should interview first?

Yeah.

Jose Perez, kitchen porter
and Staff Star of the Week,

here we come.

[mysterious music]

[Jen] Hello?

Mm.

Hello there.

-[plate smashes]
-Oh, oh shit, sorry.

Sorry, I'm so sorry.

Don't you worry, I bake most days.

I was just, I was just, um--

Checking our busy schedule?

I was just checking your schedule.

Well, don't panic, we still
have a few overnight spaces.

You do, that's good
because I'm, I'm, I'm--

You're in a hurry, yes.

Why don't you take one of
these, go away and have a think.

But you better be quick,

I've taken five bookings
just this morning.

That's very good, I mean, I imagine it is.

Right, well, back on the road for me.

Wherever I lay my hat, that's my home.

Well, my head, no, my hat.

Um, actually, either.

Bye.

[Stacee] Bye, see you soon.

Hey!

Came down then?

Shh, she thinks I'm a punter.

Why didn't you just tell her who you are?

[Jen tuts]

Are you spying?

What, no, no I'm not
spying, of course not!

I, I, I just came down to offer help.

Oh, I thought you had appointments.

Well I do, I do, I was just popping down

to offer help between appointments.

Well, look, come on, I'll
introduce you properly.

No, no, no, no, no,
she'll think that's weird.

Jen!

You're being weird, Jen!

Looking very nice, Stacee.

[Stacee] Aw!

Yeah, nice touch that, adds
a bit of class, thank you.

Oh, thank you, Mr. Pemberton.

Oh, by the way, I think
your wife just called by.

Just let me know if you'd like me to send

her over a bunch of flowers or something.

Yeah, okay.

Uh.

No, no.

Hey guys, do you ever wonder
where your lunch comes from?

Who makes the fries we're all mad about?

Well, today, I'm in our school kitchen

with the people who make
sure you don't go hungry.

And we're gonna interview
Jose Perez, let's go find him.

Hi there, we're looking for Jose Perez.

Can you tell us where he is?

Hi, do you know Jose Perez?

[Man] No.

[woman speaking foreign language]

Sorry, Pippy, cut, cut!

Excuse me, do you speak English?

Do you know where Jose is?

We don't know where he is,

but I can't speak to you, sorry.

That's weird, all we wanna
do is give him a star.

[phone ringing and vibrating]

[tuts]

Hello?

[Frank] Is this Jen Pemberton?

Yes, yes it is, who am I speaking to?

[Frank] Frank Carter, I manage TJ Starmer.

You heard of him, he's a golfer?

Fine.

[Frank] TJ has lumbar issues.

Um, yes, I've heard of TJ
thousands of times, well--

[Frank] Great!

Not thousands but you know what I mean.

[Frank] Yeah, yeah.

So, um, yes, yes, I'm very happy

to do a physio assessment of TJ.

[Frank] Well, I'll text you the details.

[Jen] Bye-bye.

Ms. Pemberton, it's so good to see you.

[Stacee] Yeah, yeah, if
you just wanna come--

Are you okay?

Yes, yes Aiden, I was just
checking the stairwell,

well, the foot well,
the, yeah, the foot well.

Jen, I think it's
important that I update you

on exactly what's going
on here in the park.

Would you like that?

Well, Aiden, if you ever get a moment,

that would be great.

[upbeat country music]

Okay, so, TJ has not been
suspended from the US PGA Tour,

he took voluntary leave,

and whatever you've read
about cocaine in the press,

it's fake news.

Oh no, that's fine, I don't
anything about it at all.

That's good, I really like you, Jan.

-Uh, it's Jen.
-Right.

TJ's just relaxing.

Hey there, buddy, huh, how you doing?

I brought British physio, Jan
Pemberton, here to meet you.

She's a beautiful and talented individual.

Hi there, TJ, it's a pleasure to meet you.

What you doing bringing one of those

bloodsucking quacks in here, Frank?

Last one talked to the
press, if you recall.

Oh, I do, but Jan here is from England.

She doesn't know anything about that.

It's Jen, actually.

I'm so sorry.

Look, Jen is an expert
in lower back pain, TJ.

You got a pro-am match tomorrow, buddy,

and you've lost 30 yards off your drive.

What, you think I don't know that?

So what makes you think
you can make a difference

to my pain, lady?

She's worked on all the
Brits, Justin Rose--

Uh, no, no, no wait a minute.

Um, I can identify the
problem and work on recovery,

but we need to work together, TJ,

and frankly, you need to
reconsider your attitude,

otherwise we can all go home.

[Frank sighs]

You got some mouth on you, lady.

Sorry, I've had a bit of a day.

Uh-huh, me too.

Okay, you can work on
my body, Jen Pemberton.

Let's see what you got.

So, my girlfriend's jealous of my wife

'cause girlfriend wants her
own perfume and makeup line.

My wife just wants me at
home with the kids. [grunts]

Keeps accusing me of cheating on her.

I mean, I gotta play golf.

I gotta provide an income.

And then there was the
incident with the waitress.

Um, could you link your fingers, please?

Thank you.

Okay, so maybe you've
got to say thank you.

Thank you to your wife
for bringing up the kids,

thank you to your girlfriend
for doing her, um, thing,

and remember to leave the
waitresses in the restaurant

when you finish dinner.

Okay, I'm just loosening
up your lumbar spine,

so they'll be a little
thrust, then a click,

and you'll feel a sense of release, okay?

[TJ] Beautiful, mm, go ahead.

One, two, three.

-[loud click]
-[he screams]

[TJ] I never wanna see them
British hands again, Frank!

[people chattering]

[Tina] Freddie!

[On Phone] Tina, what the
hell are you doing, Tina!

Hey Ryan, I need a drill.

Oh, no can do, Mr. Pember.

All the electrical equipment
is being tested professionally.

Oh, okay.

Stacee says nothing's been
tested for three years,

which is a safety violation.

Right, uh, okay, that's very good.

All right then, carry on.

I'll go clean the pool then.

Yeah, if you just follow
me up to the camp.

And see this pool sign,
you just follow that

all the way round, takes you to the pool.

Okay, dear, all set, thank you.

Oh, hello Mr. Pemberton.

Hello.

-Bye, Mom.
-Running a bit late.

Tina, Freddie, you haven't
got your packed lunch.

Mal, do you want a packed lunch?

No, no, no, no, five new guests arriving.

Gotta rush.

Sorry, it's a new system.

Berth number, D56.

Enter.

-[computer bleeps]
-[he grunts]

It's asking for the
password again, Stacee!

Booking system's playing up.

Oh, I'm so sorry, may I?

Yeah.

Okay, Mr. And Mrs. Peterson, berth D56.

-Mm-hm.
-Mm-hm.

Okay, thank you, you're all set.

[Mrs. Peterson] Thank you.

[people chattering]

Hey, no running!

Excuse me, Mr. Carver.

We're reporters for the school news

and we're trying to find Jose Perez

for our Staff Star of the Week.

Well, that's excellent, Tina.

A story that celebrates
the big inclusive family

that is Kissimmee High.

All right, I like it girls, go for it.

Oh, we asked in the kitchen

and no one will tell us where he is.

No, the kitchens are out of bounds.

Look, how about Jeanie from
clerical, she can tell a story.

Yeah, but I wanna find Jose!

No, the catering staff are off limits.

Look, just drop in on Jeanie,
she has a very funny story

about when it rained on Sports Day.

Hilarious.

I totally smell a rat, don't you?

Yep, I totally do too.

[mellow guitar riff]

My sister wouldn't let me go.

Well, it's illegal to
busk here, to panhandle.

My dad says if I get arrested
we could all be deported.

For real, I've never heard that.

Maybe not, you're American,
they can't chuck you out.

Okay, so, is this the end of our band?

We could play here, in school.

We could do a recorded
duet for junior assembly.

That would really blow my mind.

[somber instrumental]

That's a lovely idea, Dorothy, yeah!

Oh, hello, Aiden.

Dorothy has just had
the most beautiful idea.

We're gonna have a special
Kissimmee Park greeting

for new guests, go ahead, Dorothy.

Welcome to the Sunshine Park
where we smile and laugh

all the day long. [chuckles]

Isn't that nice?

Oh, hey, by the way, Aiden,

there's a cap waiting for you too,

in the office when you're ready.

-Thanks.
-You're welcome.

Relax, buddy, Stacee
said she didn't need you

for at least an hour.

Not up to Stacee when
and how I work, Marvin.

Beginning to feel redundant.

Redundant?

You're successful, and you can relax

because you have an excellent
employee making money for you.

I can't relax, Marvin, because when I do,

I realize how tense I am and
then that makes me anxious.

To be honest, I'm worried about Jen.

This whole setup just
isn't working for her.

When was the last time you took her out?

I dunno.

You don't know?

Come on, man, start behaving
like a successful American.

Take that beautiful wife of yours

for an unforgettable night out.

Text your wife, crack open a beer,

and this afternoon we'll go hunting.

I can't, I've got five
new guests to hook up

and Stacee needs help with
the new booking system.

I don't think she does, pal.

KPP Catering and Cleaning Services.

That's them, they run our kitchens.

Look, everyone's saying
how dodgy they are.

$7 an hour in a 10 hour day?

That seems pretty awful to me.

They employ mostly
immigrants who are willing

to accept under the minimum wage.

Then when workers complained they got them

deported for being troublemakers.

I knew it.

OMG, do you think Jose--

This is hashtag serious shit, Pippy.

We may have a scoop.

[phone ringing and vibrating]

Hello?

Is that Jan Pemberton?

It's Jen, is that Frank?

It is, the British method
works, Ms. Pemberton.

TJ's back improved so much
he played the pro-am and won.

We want you on the team full time.

Do you?

Oh my God, um, well, um, that's great.

TJ wants to see you tomorrow at noon.

Um, does he, right.

Um, well, uh, just let me
have a look at my schedule.

Yeah, um, do you know what,

I'm gonna switch a couple
of appointments around

and make TJ a priority, it's in the diary.

-See you then!
-See you then, bye.

Yes!

Oh.

Sorry to bother you, just,

we're still trying to find
out what's happened to Jose.

You can trust us, we
never divulge our sources.

We just wanna know where he is.

But I don't know where he is.

That's bad!

If you're being gagged by KPP Services,

we can be your voice.

I like this job, I'm
saving for my daughter

to go to university.

Why are you running then?

Because I'm late for the bus.

I was doing it for the school
and the credits, Mr. Carver,

but Tina has become radicalized!

We were following the story,
sir, seeking the truth.

You called up our catering company

and told them they were fascists.

They wouldn't answer our
questions about Jose.

Well, I'm taking away the equipment

and given Darlene and Sam the assignment.

Thank you, that's all.

[mysterious music]

[insects chirping]

-Jen!
-Oh!

You must return and retake
what is rightfully yours.

Stacee is ruining the park.

Why, what's she done?

Oh, what hasn't she done?

There's a new booking system.

We have to sign in before you park.

Mm, actually, that's a really good idea.

And then there's the volunteer program

with loyalty bonuses.

I mean, really?

Residents get free coffee
and a full breakfast

if they give three hours of park cleanup.

That's brilliant, I wish
I'd thought of that.

Oh, it's, it's a cult!

They're being brainwashed!

It's, oh, it's just not the
old Kissimmee Sunshine Park

that we know and love.

It's,

it's...

Better?

[sighs]

It's just not the same without you, Jen.

No, but perhaps it's just as well run

and maybe even a little bit busier,

which is what the park needs.

Thanks for your loyalty, Aiden.

Duck!

Sorry, excuse me?

Hello, Mrs. Pemberton, hello Aiden.

[Jen sighs]

[Aiden grunts]

[laughing]

Staring like a stalker
always gets the girls.

Really?

No!

Come on.

Hello you two.

I'm going to a very posh
restaurant with your dad.

Cool.

Bad day?

Do you know what?

I think I'll have the
champagne and oysters to start.

Then again, maybe not.

[Jen] Mm, this is nice.

Oh, brought the kids.

Mm, they were down in the dumps,

I didn't wanna leave them out.

So, I've made a decision,

and I've decided I'm gonna try for Yale.

I want to be an investigative journalist

and that Watergate reporter went there.

Sorry, I know it's the
most expensive, but--

Don't worry, darling,
everything is possible.

And I might as well let you know

that I'm gonna be leaving school.

I'm gonna do music full time.

I'm 16 so I can do it.

What?

You can't, you have to stay
in education till you're 21

if you want to remain in the US legally.

What?

Wait, no.

Okay, I wanna go back to England.

Just, just wait a
minute, what is going on?

Freddie, you don't mean that.

I do mean it, I wanna go back home.

I don't wanna live in a country
where it's illegal to busk!

Oh, come on, Fred,
you've had a rotten day,

but things are bound to
get better, look at me.

I can no longer work at the park.

That'll be the visa restrictions again.

Yeah, and I know that's an issue

that we haven't discussed properly yet.

No, Mal, it's fine, it's fine.

It took me a while to adjust,

but actually, you did me a
really big favor by firing me.

You've given me the freedom to become...

Jen Pemberton, Sports
Physiotherapist, The British Method.

That's me, I've got my career back.

So thank you, Mal, and
what's most important

is that we can start saving properly now

for Tina's university fees, so cheers.

That's brilliant, Mom.

Jen, the thing, I don't think running

your own business is gonna work.

Well, you haven't heard my plan.

I start modest and then--

No, because it's illegal.

Well, if you wanna run your own business,

you'll have to go back to
Britain, apply for an E2 visa.

Yeah, but we've already got one of those.

Yeah, that's for my business,
I mean our business.

But there must be a way around that.

I don't mean breaking the
law, but you know, loopholes.

No, that would jeopardize the park

and everything we've worked for.

And then we'll be sent back to England

and nobody wants that, do they?

I mean, despite what Freddie says.

Mal, exactly why are we here, in America?

Because it was our dream, weren't it?

I mean, you know, America,
land of opportunity.

Yes, but whose dream?

Freddie wants to go back to England,

and Tina's dream is impossible
because we can't afford it,

and you want me to stay at
home making packed lunches

and reorganizing the spice rack.

No, no I don't!

America might be the land
of opportunity for you, Mal,

but it isn't for me and the kids.

In terms of going places,
the A346 out of Todmorden

holds considerably more promise.

It's the A646.

-[somber music]
-[chair squeaks]

Great, I love a family occasion.

Mal.

No ifs or buts, we're going hunting.

Aiden already called Jen.

[Pippy gasping]

I think I'm having a panic attack.

What if we get expelled?

What? No way!

Pippy, we're standing up
for what we believe in.

It's what they're always telling us to do.

If anything, I bet we'll
get more credits, okay?

[Both] Where's Jose, where's Jose?

Whilst you're eating french fries,

people are being exploited.

Where's Jose, where's Jose?

♪ I'm going up the country,
baby don't you want to go ♪

♪ I'm going up the country,
baby don't you want to go ♪

♪ I'm going to some place,
I've never been before ♪

This is tantamount to kidnap, Marvin.

Nah, just a little intervention.

For me, a hunting trip with
a buddy sure as hell beats

being on the street taking
a bullet for my partner.

A thousand square miles of wild scrub,

zero distractions, no drive-throughs,

no cell phone coverage, no
toilets, just man and nature.

Take a hold of that, baby.

What the--

Some say there are wild hogs hiding

out there as big as bears,
think you can handle it?

Pick it up, Mal.

Are you a man or a girl scout?

[chuckles]

Tusks like nine-inch knives,

little piggy red eyes
coming straight for me,

so I take aim and then...

[animal squawks]

-Did you hear that?
-[squawking]

Give me your phone, pal.

[animal grunting]

[Mal] Here.

Which way?

JP!

TJ!

[laughs]

Um, I'm afraid I've got some bad news.

You have released me from my
pain and made me a man again,

and it's all thanks to
these here magic fingers.

Oh, TJ, that's fantastic,
but I'm so sorry,

I can't work for you anymore.

Visa restrictions mean--

I can't listen to that
garbage, no, no, no.

This is golf, doesn't affect us.

No, but TJ--

You're totally right about
those personal matters too.

My wife and girlfriend, they're women.

No, TJ, I really can't...

["U Can't Touch This"]

Oh, hey, welcome to the team, Jen.

She said she's got visa problems.

But Jen is essential to my physical

and spiritual health now,
which overrides any red tape.

Aint that right, Frank?

Sure is, [laughs] you.

Frank, I'm not sure that
TJ understands my position.

We can accommodate any
problem you have, don't worry.

No, Frank, I can't work for you.

I might be able to do a
couple of sessions for TJ

while you find someone else,

on a voluntary basis, of course.

Of course, voluntary is
fine, we can pay cash.

This stuff is just for team
members, nothing really.

Just a sec, hey!

-No you are!
-[laughs]

[lighthearted music]

[women giggling]

Where's Jose, where's Jose,
where's Jose, where's Jose?

Where's--

Oh, where's Jose?

Here's Jose, tell them where you've been.

I've been visiting my cousin in Cleveland.

He's a cosmetic dentist, you
can be anything in America,

but you have to have good teeth, right?

So thank you, girls.

Oh, if you don't move right away,

you'll both be getting detention.

What's a detention in
comparison to deportation, sir?

Well, I can give you a
date a time for detention.

-Friday, 5:00 p.m.
-[clicks tongue]

Thank you, sir.

Thank you, sir.

Oh, you're welcome.

[birds chirping]

[snoring]

[Mal groans]

Marv.

Ah, wake up.

Wake up, Marv, it's time to make a move.

Where's my hat?

Marv, have you seen my hat?

Gotta have my hat.

Are you sure this is
the right trail, Marvin?

Should've been back at
the car bloody ages ago.

I know these woods like I
know the streets of Kissimmee.

The road's just up there, trust me.

Uh, Marvin, this is our beer.

That is my hat!

We're back to where we
bloody started, Marvin!

That's not possible.

It is and we are!

Right, give me the compass!

Compass? I aint got no compass.

What do you mean you don't have a compass?

Did you bring anything other than beer?

No, just hot sauce for the roast hog.

[upbeat music on computer]

Bye.

[music stops]

Oh, hi.

I've gotta get a drum
machine for Mr. Kowalski.

So you went to the beach?

Yeah.

[music restarts]

But those dudes didn't
really get the vibe.

They acted like they owned the place.

They think they're about to go platinum

but they can't even tune their guitars.

For you, is it like the
melody should come first

or the words?

For me, it's the melody.

-Yeah, same.
-[music restarts]

[ominous music]

[Marvin panting]

It's no good, Mal, this was
meant to be, it's karma.

Hey, what you talking about, Marv?

Come on, come on, we can do this.

You go on, I'm done.

[helicopter whirling]

Wait a minute, it's a helicopter.

They sent out a search party, hey, hey!

We're down here, hey, help!

Hey, hey, wh-whoa!

Oh, shit.

[insects chirping]

[soft music]

Hi, Mal, it's me.

Hope you're having a
lovely time with Marvin.

I'm shattered so I'm heading to bed.

Try not to wake me with your beer breath.

Um, I love you, bye.

[birds chirping]

Why am I here?

I just thought you needed--

No, no, no, I mean, why
am I here in the US?

I'll tell you why.

Because I bought into all
that American dream bullshit.

My family don't even wanna be here.

I'm not a hunter, Mal.

My partner is the one
who killed that big hog.

What, the same partner
that you took a bullet for?

There was no bullet.

He was in the hospital because I shot him.

In the thigh with my crossbow.

Oh, well.

It's all water under
the bridge now anyway.

No, you don't understand, there's more.

While he was in the hospital,
I had an affair with his wife.

Then when my wife found out
I cheated her she left me.

That's my second wife,

and I aint seen her or the kids since.

Nah, that's not good.

Nah, that's bad.

Mal, you gotta promise me something.

If you survive this, you
gotta do whatever it takes

to make your family, your folks happy,

because a man with no family
is nothing, just nothing.

-[sirens wail]
-[police radio chatter]

Hello?

All right, Dad?

[Mal] No, not really, son,
I nearly died yesterday.

Awesome!

Freddie, round the family up.

Kitchen table, five
minutes, we need to talk.

Wow, old school.

I mean, we were severely
dehydrated, you know,

and poor old Marvin, I
mean, he was delirious.

No phone signal, no map.

Just bears and poisonous snakes.

So I mean, you know, if
I hadn't gone for help,

Gord knows what would've happened.

Anyway, look, the point is,

I stared death in the face last night,

and well, well I had a bit of an epiphany.

You see, I realized
what life is all about.

I don't give a damn about America,

I don't care for RV parks
or money or success.

You see, the only thing
I care about is you.

My family, your happiness.

Let's go home.

What?

What do you mean?

Well, sell up and move back to Todmorden.

Todmorden?

And what do we do there?

Resume a normal life.

I mean, if that's what you
want, that's what we'll do.

I don't.

A levels are really hard and
I've got stuff to do here.

So have I, I've got
important stuff to do here.

Like tackling low wages
in the cleaning industry.

[stuttering]

What about Harvard and Yale?

Those places are full
of entitled rich people.

I'm rethinking my options.

Thank you, darling, for putting us first,

but a lot can change in a day.

It's never a good idea
to rush into anything

after you've had too much sun.

Too much sun?

I've just come off a hospital drip.

Marvin was making a deathbed confession.

Are you saying you were
like literally dying?

Uh, yes, actually.

I can't believe this,

my own family are doubting me, brilliant!

Right, come here, I'm
gonna show you something.

Right.

[Jen] Well, that just looks
like a couple of blokes

with bows and arrows.

Crossbows, Jen!

This is a precision bit of kit,
it's a bit of a difference.

Oh my God, Dad, what are you doing?

How much had you two had to drink?

Ju-ju, forget it, fine, I'm not--

[all shouting]

Give me that, Freddie!

Oh my God.

Oi, oi, savages!

[Freddie] What is he doing?

Oh my God, you have to put this online,

-this is ridiculous!
-What is that?

♪ I've got some good old loving
and I got some more in store ♪

♪ When I get through throwing it on you ♪

Marv!

♪ You got to come back for more ♪

-[arrow boings]
-[Mal groans]

♪ Boys will come a dime by the dozen ♪

♪ But that ain't nothing
but drugstore loving ♪

[Mal] Here, Marv, have you
heard of Bernie the Bolt?

[laughing]

'Cause you're rubbish!

♪ I'm sure hard to
handle now, gets around ♪

Um, I just want you all to
know that I love you very much.

[animals squawking]

Marvin!

[Marvin] What, what are you doing?

Where you going?

[breathing heavily]

♪ He's got the whole world in His hands ♪

♪ He's got the whole world in His hands ♪

♪ He's got the whole
wide world in His hands ♪

♪ He's got the whole world in His hands ♪

♪ He's got the whole world in His hands ♪

♪ Baby, here I am, I'm
a man on the scene ♪

♪ I can give you what you want ♪

♪ But you got to come home with me ♪

♪ Boys will come a dime by the dozen ♪

♪ But that ain't nothing
but drugstore loving ♪

♪ Pretty little thing,
let me light your candle ♪

♪ 'Cause mama I'm sure hard
to handle now, gets around ♪