All language subtitles for Living.The.Dream.2017.S02E02_English

It's a standard notice Mr Pemberton,

a reminder of the demands of your visa,

not a formal warning.

Oh, well that's a relief, every time

I open a letter from the State Department,

I swear we're gonna get deported.

Don't worry, they send
those on pink paper.

Really?

No, that's a joke.

Oh.

There's no call for
concern, unless of course

you've changed your business

in some fundamental way
I'm unaware of, have you?

Well we've opened a cafe on the park.

It's your property, it's your right.

What do you serve?

Oh you know the usual,
coffees, milkshakes, pie.

Pie, what kind of pie?

Key lime pie.

Ah, that may be an issue.

Really?

No, another joke.

Oh.

You wanna worry less Mr Pemberton.

You're playing by the rules.

That's good to know.

No to be honest, the cafe's
been brilliant for me wife.

Your wife, she manages the cafe?

All well she helps manage the park.

She's an American citizen.

No no no she's British.

I see, that is a problem.

Another joke, ha.

No.

It's a condition of your
visa that you provide

substantive employment
to the local community,

that means American jobs
for American workers.

Yeah but Jen, my wife, she
doesn't get paid a salary.

Paid or not, she's doing a category A job

that could have gone to a
willing and able American.

Yeah but we employ loads of Americans,

I mean, the gardener, they're American,

the pool cleaner, they're American.

Mr Pemberton, do you
think picking palm fronds

out of your pool intake, is
what the Department of Labor

considers Category A employment?

You understand A means good don't you.

Yeah.

I'm afraid Mr Pemberton,

you need to think about
replacing your wife in the park.

Look no, there's got to
be a way around this,

I mean [sighs] how about I fire myself?

As amusing a mental image
as that is, it won't help.

[paper rustles]

I'm sure she'll understand.

[moody music]

[upbeat western music]

[Man] I just don't see
why you need me here.

I don't need you here, you're wound up

and it's stressing me
out, you need to relax,

listen to what your body's telling you.

I am listening and it's
telling me to leave.

Ha ha.

Jen, actually there was something

I wanted to run past you.

Well good morning Pembertons.

Oh god.

Hello, didn't take you for the yoga types.

Well I told Herm he's gotta get in shape

for his big re-election campaign.

Yeah gotta stay limber for
the good people of Narcoossee.

So Herman, what's with the old,

going under cover for the FBI?

I'm not gonna lie to you Mal,

yoga is not the most
All-American of past-times.

This don't play too well
with my constituents

to see their mayor in
downward-dog position.

[giggles] Herm thinks it's bad optics.

I see.

Well how about you Mal,

you ready to blow off the cobwebs.

Go on then, race you to the juice bar.

Remember your body is a liquid
and it can take any shape.

If everyone could extend
their left knee and bend,

arms taut, bellies in, next position,

reverse warrior, slow and controlled.

[calming music]

that's great if you
could just twist, nice.

Arms in front, you're gonna
bend into a seated position.

Your legs are mighty oaks,
just a little bit deeper.

Oh good.

[slaps]

And down up into cobra, now
this is a private moment,

don't worry what anyone else is doing.

When you're ready extend that
right leg, up to the heavens

[grunts]

-and hold.
-[grunting].

On three we'll return to our mats

like a petal kissing
the surface of a pond.

And three, two, one,
down into child's pose.

Lovely, lovely, or in your own time.

[straining]

[sighs]

[grunts]

[birds singing]

Okay, this is it, wanna click together.

Er yeah, sure.

Anchorage, here we go.

We are sorry to inform you, oh.

It's okay, you can't win them all.

Yeah, you're right.

You got this Conan.

K, um, Oregon U, how about you.

[clicks]

Oh.

Ah, well, um.

Didn't even get an interview
and they spelt my name wrong.

Okay don't worry, how about --

Middleton. That's my safety school,

they let my buddy Ron in and he thought

algebra was a city in Spain.

[clicks]

[gentle music]

Darn it, I really thought--

There's still one more to check.

Forget it, the last
one is my reach school.

So what is it.

Yale.

Right well, no harm in checking.

[clicks]

Is it a yes?

[pops]

Sorry.

You were right Jen, the gun waving

was a necessary crisis
point for our relationship.

We are much more aware of our
limits now ain't we pudding.

[giggles]

I been granted the wisdom to know

what I can't change and the
courage to know what I can.

Which is finally looking for a job.

Right who's for a refill.

Okay so that's one flat white,

one almond mocha, two americanos.

Oh, one green juice.

And one green juice comin' up.

You are a natural.

Six years waitressing
every night after school,

you give Mrs Reeves tomato
sauces instead of brown

on her sausage softie
once and [blows whistle]

you learn to remember orders.

What's a softie?

Um, it's a bun.

Oh a bun, I love it
and what is this again?

A pinny, it's a pinny apron.

Oh a pinny, how whimsical.

You guys are looking busy,
Jen can I have a quick--

Mal it's brilliant, we've already taken

a few hundred today, I
mean that's just revenue,

I haven't calculated the profit but,

sorry, sorry, you were asking something.

No no just um, very proud of you.

Aw.

[upbeat music]

The more I think about it,

the more I think this was meant to happen.

Really?

Yeah, I didn't need those places,

I've already got a backup,
Okeechobee Community College.

Alright but isn't that
meant to be, mot that good.

No way, Okeechobee's a great school.

last year they won an award
for most improved attendance.

Sorry, didn't a gang burn down

the chemistry lab trying to cook meth.

Not that's misreported.

Turns out it was students.

Hmm, perfect.

[upbeat music]

[bell rings]

You're trying to ditch him.

Were you listening?

Not all the time,

tuned the music off
when it got interesting.

Freddie.

So are you, ooh what you gonna do?

I don't know, it's not that easy.

Don't wait too long, he's about to enroll

in the third worst school
on the Eastern Seaboard

just to stay close to you.

Yes thank you Freddie very helpful.

[calming music]

Ah Marvin, no more night shifts eh.

No the stations finally letting me

see the light of day, feels good.

Oh yeah, ha ha, [sniffs
and clears throat].

Can I help you with something?

[radio plays]

Wouldn't mind a little of
your professional expertise

you know, as a law man and all that.

Always, shoot.

In your experience, how seriously

do the American authorities
take, say labor violations.

What kind of labor violation?

Well for example, a British person

taking a job that technically
should be held by an American.

I'll stop you right there Mal,

that's not something to be trifled with,

you've heard of ICE, immigrations
customs and enforcement?

They police that stuff, big
fans of kicking doors in,

dragging your wife and kids
out in their pajamas and so on.

Yeah I know, I've heard of them.

You better have, they send inspectors out

looking for illegals flipping
burgers in the kitchen,

plus they're plain clothes so
you never know they're there.

You seen anyone strange
in the park lately?

Yeah, always.

Hm, just remember people
get pretty uptight

about immigrants taking local jobs.

Yeah but were not immigrants.

What are you then.

We're ex-pats.

What's the difference.

Well, um.

So there's no difference,

expats just fancy British
talk for immigrant.

Yeah Marvin, you seem the problem I have,

is that I can't employ an
American until I've fired Jen.

Hm, that's a pickle, but I've
been there with my ex wife,

not my current ex wife, but my ex ex wife.

We had co-ownership of
a sporting goods store,

long story short, I had to let her go.

What happened then?

Good luck to you Mr Pemberton.

[slow guitar music]

[knocks]

Doctors appointment.

Yes at the opt, optim, optham, optal...

Ophthalmologist?

That's it.

Which eye?

Left.

Looks fine to me.

I'm sorry I meant your left.

Don't, it's super
infectious, wouldn't risk it.

[moody music]

-Jeez--
-[laughs] Hey jumpy.

Sure you wanna do this?

I mean, yeah of course.

Really, really?

It could be bad news if we get caught.

Which is why we should go
now, before it's too late.

I gotta say, this old
job hunting's the pits.

Oh yeah, what sort of
things are available?

Diddly squat, I can't imagine a worst time

to be looking for work.

What about Doug, huh.

Who's Doug?

My pal Doug sells churros
by the traffic lights,

he aint got no license so he
gets chased by the cops a lot.

But he sets his own hours.

Why you ask Mal?

Someone you know lost their job?

I don't see how are expected
to keep a B+ average

while doing all these extra curriculars.

It's like being Einstein
and Gandhi at the same time.

[whistle blows]

And obviously some extra
credits are easier than others.

I heard Molly Reener
started a walking club,

but it just her and her mum walking

around their apartment
complex twice a week.

Anyway, I say that we do recycling club,

math olympiads, or we
could start a school blog.

Tina, are you listening to me?

No, yeah, sorry, what,
school blog sounds great.

[thud]

Hey babe, someone forget their gym bag.

Conan saves the day.

[sneakers squeak on the court]

Who you texting?

You actually.

Aw. Sweet.

[kissing]

[moody guitar music]

[whistle blows]

[customers chatter]

[crockery clinks]

Jen, can I have a word.

[papers rustle]

Just that it doesn't add up.

I know.

We need to employ more Americans
if we wanna keep the cafe

but the cafe doesn't make enough
to pay for more employees.

Exactly.

We could reduce costs I suppose,

buy cheaper coffee beans or--

No I've thought about that.

But it still wouldn't
make up the difference.

There is one way I see it working.

Which is?

Um--

Oh you dunno what, can we do this later,

the cafes heaving, wait a second.

Jen.

Are you, are you sacking me?

Look.

You are you're sacking me!

No no no.

Mal no you can't, I
haven't felt this useful

in months I've finally
got something to do.

I know and I feel awful
but it's not my fault.

-well who's fault is it?
-I don't know the government.

There must be something we can do.

I tired everything, I
even tried to sack myself.

What a hero.

Jen, Jen I'm sorry right but
I really need your help here.

With what?

Well for one, finding a replacement.

What you want me to pick out my own--

I can't believe you.

[moody guitar music]

[snores]

Morning.

Oh, morning Freddie.

Why you on the sofa this time?

Um, well, er, well sometimes you know,

your mum needs her space and er,

part of being married is understanding--

Actually, don't worry about it.

[slow guitar music]

[sighs]

Do, I eat tons of it.

I don't think you do you know,

your teeth go yellow if you don't clean.

-That's disgusting.
-Morning.

Tina, sleep all right?

Yeah fine.

Jen?

Still fine, okay, I'm off to work.

Bye Dad.

[tuts]

[door closes]

Are you two getting divorced?

Oh of course not,

I just like him to think
we could for a bit.

He didn't actually mean--

It doesn't matter, look
tell me about Conan.

Oh, it's a nightmare.

Can't exactly dump him after
I've ruined his life can I.

Don't be silly, you
haven't ruined his life.

Yeah I have.

I'm the one that got him to
stop listening to Herman.

I'm the one who convinced
him he should study

instead of going to military college.

Now he's going some place nearer,

just so he can stay with me.

Oh, what you mean
hokey-cokey-dokey-wokey--

Okeechobee Community College yeah.

He's just excited 'cause
they've got a new cardio gym.

Well that's good.

Hmm, where the maths building used to be.

Oh, but look you don't need to pretend

that you're in love with him,

or that you want to be together for ever.

All you owe him is an honest conversation.

I guess, does that mean
you'll speak to dad.

No.

Mr Pemberton, how did the wife firing go.

Ah it's great, we're not speaking.

Ah that's to be expected I'm
sure you'll win her round.

I gotta find a replacement first.

Oh that's a minefield there.

Why?

Because whoever you hire next,

is gonna seem like an insult to your wife.

You hire somebody worse,

it's gonna seem like you undervalued her,

hire somebody better it's gonna
look like you're trading up.

But what ever you do, do not
hire a younger version of Jen,

I did that with my ex ex.

All right Marvin I'll
bear that in mind, thanks.

Mr Pemberton at first, I was upset

about Jen's sudden
departure, I was very upset.

But upon reflection I
realized that my duty lay

in finding a replacement
that she could be proud of.

So I took the liberty
of putting the word out

about the vacancy and I
prepared a list of candidates.

They're all available
and ready to interview.

Wow, that's um.

Thanks Aiden.

My pleasure.

[upbeat guitar music]

I mean, it's not like
it's really his fault.

Uh huh.

But were meant to be running this together

and he can't even be straight forward.

Uh that's men for you, cowards, all.

And what really stings is,

that I actually like
that stupid little cafe

chatting to everyone, running the show.

I had something for myself

for the first time since we moved here.

But now I'm back to this.

Dunno how I'm gonna fill
my time, going mad already.

I feel you I do, being
stuck at home it's hard

and if you're not careful you can turn

all 50's housewife, chewing
Xanax for breakfast,

baking stuffed toys in the oven.

You want my advice.

Hmm.

Find something to occupy your mind,

a single focus to channel your energy,

that's what I did and it worked wonders.

What did you focus on.

Dur, my body.

Oh, you want some?

[engine revs]

[heels clip on floor]

Hello I'm Stacey, Ill be your server,

how can I make your day better?

I'll have black coffee dear.

Yeah and me.

Well that's just great.

Say, why are you sitting on the same side,

have you had a falling out?

[giggles]

Oh I'm just joshing,
I'll be back in a second.

[awkward laughter]

Here we go, so the last position

on your resume just says,
Tallahassee County Jail.

Yeah, that's right.

Right so what, you're recently released.

No no no I worked in the kitchens.

Oh right, oh sorry okay, my mistake, um,

so what did you do before then?

Oh yeah, yeah, then I was in jail.

May we ask what for?

Aggravated assault,
they got pancakes here?

[Candidate] And for the past two summers,

I coached archery at Lake Brillbass.

Louie that's great but, to be honest,

this isn't a paper round.

Huh?

Well you see, I need someone
old enough to work legally,

ideally old enough to
remember the millennium.

But--

I'm sorry Louie.

Well maybe I could pretend, you know,

'Scuse me.

You know, if anybody asks, like,

hey man can I take your order.

[speaks in a foreign language]

Laura, sorry to interrupt
but, your resume is impressive

but this job is for a
fluent English speaker.

Yes certainly.

It says on your resume,

that you speak fluent English, do you?

Yes certainly.

So you've had experience
of managing similar cafes.

Yes certainly.

So what's your preferred
accounting method.

Yes certainly.

This is proving to be
harder than I thought

and I don't even have Jen to complain to.

Well they're big shoes
to fill Mr Pemberton,

I'd better get back to the cafe.

All right, hey thanks
Aiden, see you later.

Excuse me sir, I'm not going
to pry but I couldn't help

overhear that you're
looking for a manager.

Er yeah.

Stacey Kinsman.

Mal Pemberton.

Mr Pemberton, I believe
in taking every step

to give the customer what they want.

You want your pants pressed
before an important meeting,

I will run out to the dry cleaners.

You want crushed ice instead of cubed,

I will go at it with a sledgehammer.

Yeah but--

Plus I pride myself on
maintaining the premises

to a laboratory level of hygiene.

Mr Pemberton do you see
that dust right there?

No.

Well that's because there isn't any.

Ever, so what do you say.

Well I mean it all sounds terrific

and um you're actually qualified,

you should have seen the bunch
of no-hopers I've just met,

don't even know where
Aiden got them from but--

Wait a minute that scheming littl--

Well I won't keep you,

my numbers right up there on the top.

[guitar music]

Where do you think we're going.

What today?

No like going, going,
together as people in life.

Oh, I don't look too far ahead.

I see myself going to college,

playing ball for the Okeechobee muskrats,

you coming to see me play on the weekends

and then you'll graduate
and go to college too

and then you know,
eventually we'll get married

and have kids and live a
long happy life together.

And that's not looking far ahead?

Thought that's what we wanted.

Of course it is, I just
want you to be sure

that Okeechobee's right for you.

I thought you wanted me to go to college.

Well maybe I'm wrong.

Going to the lectures, writing essays,

you were dead set on
military college for so long.

No my dad was, he just made
me think that's what I wanted

and he's been so hard on me,
going to military college,

pushing me to go there, it's my life

[voice fades] and I
should be able to choose

what I want to do with my future.

Look can we talk, about something else.

Sure.

[speaks in Spanish]

[Spanish music]

Oh come on Aiden, you deliberately

picked the worst
candidates you could find,

why, what you trying to tell me.

That Jen is irreplaceable, that's all.

Do you really think I don't know that.

Well if you know that,
you need to tell her that.

That's why she's upset.

[sighs]

Anyway I think I might
have finally found someone.

[sighs]

Despite your best efforts,

I think shes gonna be perfect for the job.

Well that's just fine.

What and you're not gonna
tell me not to hire her.

Ask Jen, not me.

[sad music]

[knocking]

Ophthalmologist again?

Yup, conjunctivitis.

Wasn't it the other eye?

[suspenseful music]

Um, it's spread.

Did it now.

Yeah, like I said, really infectious.

Better get moving then.

[fast paced guitar music]

[engine revs]

[door slams]

Tough.

Reliable.

[sighs]

Trustworthy.

[beep]

[Voice Over Intercom] Mr Bloch,

I have a Miss Tina Pemberton here for you,

she doesn't have an appointment.

Tina Pemberton, tell her I'm
busy I'll be out all day.

You're on speaker phone.

[Voice Over Intercom] I'm
really sorry Mr Bloch.

Again Aida, jimminy christmas,
just read the phone manual.

What can I do for you Tina?

May I?

I'm real covered up right now

It's about Conan.

As you know he settled on attending

Okeechobee Community College this autumn.

Yes.

And I wanted to know
what you think of that.

I think that Okeechobee
is an august institution.

It's terrible Mr Bloch.

It's a nightmare, you should know,

it was your administration
that tried to defund it.

You know that school's wrong.

Tina, course I do, Conan
has made it perfectly clear

that he don't need my opinion.

Still think that military
college is the right call.

Hmm I know and I agree with you.

You do?

Yeah, I think deep down he does too.

Between pleasing me and arguing with you,

I think he's lost track of that.

What are you suggesting?

That we help each other, keep
Conan out out Okeechobee,

help him make the right decision.

I see, let me think, let me think.

I may have just the thing,
I'm gonna make a few calls,

I have to say Tina I'm mighty
impressed with your maturity.

Ahhh.

Are you all right?

Yeah I just, oh I tweaked my
back doing that daggon yoga.

[clears throat] weight lifting.

[beep]

Hi I'd like to put in a coffee
order for two lattes, one--

Outside line Aida!

Read the manual daggommit.

[beeping]

Jen, what's the panic.

I'm not sure yet.

Right does this mean were speaking again.

No.

Oh come on Jen how long
are you gonna keep this up.

I don't know, how long were
you going to wait to sack me.

I just didn't wanna hurt your
feelings, I was trying to--

You were being dishonest, turns
out it runs in the family.

Jen, Jen, it's me, okay, I'm honest,

in fact there was something I needed

to talk to you about at the park.

Ah okay, what is it?

Well, actually I think I've found--

what do you mean runs in the family?

[rustles]

[intake of breath]

Freddie is selling drugs.

What! What do you--

[bag rustles]

[suspenseful music]

[guitar playing]

Hey Fred, you got a minute.

Yeah, everything all right?

Um, I'm not sure really.

Your mum found a wad of
money in your sock drawer.

Oh.

Well is there anything you wanna tell me.

I mean, I won't be upset I promise.

Actually yeah there is
something I wanted to tell you,

I've been feeling really
homesick, I do like it here, I do,

but still, so I've been
saving everything I've got,

to buy myself a ticket back to the UK.

In the holidays.

Hm, right, so you haven't
been selling anything.

No, like what?

Drugs.

[snorts]

No!

Why's mum going through my stuff anyway.

Look I dunno, I mean, look,

your mothers having a bit
of a hard time at the moment

and it's making her worry.

Yeah I noticed, are you two all right?

Yeah now we're, well no not really,

but we'll be fine, we'll be fine, I think.

It's all right if you're not,

I know you feel a lot of pressure
to act like it's all fine,

but you don't have to do that for us.

What do you mean?

Well because it was your
idea to bring us out here,

you feel like it's your responsibility

to make sure everyone's
happy all the time,

but I don't know, sometimes

it just doesn't work out like that.

Yeah I guess.

Mum knows things go wrong,

we all do, she just wants to know

you're including her in it, that's all.

[gentle music]

Hm, hm.

[slapping]

Thanks Fred.

[guitar playing]

Did you talk to him.

Yes I did.

And what did he say about the money?

It's fine right, he's
not dealing anything.

-Well how do you know.
-'cause he told me.

And you just believed him?

Yes I did Jen, do you not think maybe

you're over reacting a little bit.

Oh do you know what just forget
it, forget it, forget it.

[slow guitar music]

[sighs]

[Woman] Jen's really not coming back huh.

No.

How's the job hunting going Ryan?

No buyers yet I'm afraid.

But he's looking, that's the main thing.

[Mal] Don't fancy working here do ya.

Sorry Mal I can't really see
myself in a service role.

Hmm, course not, silly me.

It's all right Mal, the
right somebody's out there

but maybe try finding them soon,

'cause this place is a mess.

[upbeat music]

I don't think he even
asked Freddie properly,

the money must have come from somewhere.

I know you're worked up

but I don't think it's
anything to worry about.

Really?

Not at all.

So you don't think he's selling drugs?

Oh no, he's definitely dealing,

but you don't have to worry about that.

What.

Kids need to push against
their parents Jen,

you don't wanna raise
some rule following robot,

anyway the war on drugs
is totally overblown,

the only reason why
cannabis was every outlawed

is because the cotton lobby was scared

of the low cost of hemp
ruining their profits.

It's true, I read about
it in The New Yorker.

God he's selling drugs,
he's actually selling drugs.

Yes and you should be proud,

I mean he's thinking of himself,

he's sticking it to the old cotton lobby,

that is if it's pot,
maybe he's making molly.

[phone rings]

Hello?

[Woman] Mrs Pemberton, I'm calling

from Kissimee High School,
it's about your son, Frederick.

Freddie, er, what about him?

I wanted to check if
his eyes are improving,

he says he's got a third
ophthalmologist appointment

this afternoon, he
didn't have any problems

seeing his way out.

[blender whirs]

[Conan's voice is drowned out]

Hey, it's dad.

[Mr Bloch On TV] This school
has been a flagrant drain

on public funds and so today,

I'm able to announce
that by unanimous vote

of the Central Florida Education board,

Okeechobee Community College
is to be completely defunded.

-What.
-What.

Now of course, fall admissions

will be annulled effective immediately,

freeing up the bright
young folks of Florida

to attend one of our finer
private institutions.

Oh my god Tina, if I
can't go to Okeechobee,

I'll have to go to military college.

-[Mr Bloch] And for those,
-That's um--

Who say that Herman Bloch
only talks the talk,

let it be known, that
I also Bloch the Bloch.

Thank y'all and have a blessed day.

It's been years since
I've been on a stake out,

Well actually this is the first time

I've been on this side of one, huh.

Do you see him, I swear
if I see him leaving,

I'm marching right up to him and m--

Yes Jen, show that boy what's what.

Although.

What?

Best not interrupt a
drug deal in progress,

he could have a gun.

Freddie does not have a gun.

What ever you say, he's your kid.

[inhales]

[exhales]

Do you have to do that in here.

Oh you're so right, I got
crazy munchies anyway.

Not in front of the school.

Now that is a drug car.

[upbeat music]

[engine turns over]

♪ Run run runaway runaway baby ♪

♪ Before I put my spell on you ♪

♪ You better get get get
away get away darlin' ♪

♪ Cause everything you heard is true, ♪

Can't your stupid camper
van go any faster.

♪ Run run runaway runaway baby ♪

What if they're doing it right now.

Nah, they re not dealing in the car,

they'll wait till they get to the beach.

God.

Wait a second, pull over, pull
over, pull over right now.

[screeching]

Connie, Connie.

Sorry sorry man, I was starving,

Doug makes the best road side churros.

You want some?

[Woman] I could start tomorrow?

Yeah no no that's great, yeah.

Yeah.

Tomorrow sounds perfect.

Okay great.

All right thanks Stacey,
see you then, take care.

Okay bye.

Bye, bye.

[sighs]

[phone rings]

[car screeches]

Jen, what's going on?

Freddie's skipping school, like I said,

and now he's gone off
with, I don't know who.

A client.

Exactly.

Well where is he?

[tuts]

[car door slams]

What?

♪ See the days fly by ♪

♪ I no longer expect that much from me ♪

What the.

♪ I was flying past, first
they slip into the net ♪

What the hell was I thinking of,

of course he's not
dealing, this is Freddie.

♪ How long that trip can be ♪

Have I been acting mad, I mean really?

What, not so much mad as sort of stressed.

I'm so sorry.

I knew I'd go stir crazy
without anything to do

and I shouldn't have taken
any advice from Connie.

Hey listen Jen, you don't
have to be sorry for anything,

right, it's my fault.

I should have told you from the beginning.

Oh.

Anyway listen, he's still
bunking off school you know,

let me handle it right.

♪ So now I drink topless,
I'm wearing the sky. ♪

I didn't like the idea to begin with,

but I think I'm ready now
to find my replacement,

let's do it together.

[kissing]

That's a great idea.

[guitar strumming]

♪ But the coffee's good for something ♪

♪ Stops my fingers turning blue ♪

It's not fitted yet

Well it looks pretty fitted to me.

I'll see you real soon, three
states isn't so far away.

No I, I guess not.

They do make a darling couple don't they.

Should we really be here for this?

[laughs]

Aren't you worried about him leaving?

Well sure, but we always knew

military college was best and thankfully

the board of education owed Herm big times

and they were happy--

Okay now [laughs]

better saddle up if we're
gonna make induction.

Conan come on, it's an eight hour drive

to Fort Joy, let's wrap it up.

[groans]

Thank you so much Jen, Mal.

Pulled a glute there Herman

or is that just the old yoga kicking in?

Campaign injury Mal, shaking
hands kissing babies,

it's hard work, happens every time I run.

Course it does.

Jen, Mal, thank you for everything.

You've been like parents to me

and I hope one day I
can return that favor.

Oh that's sweet, well
bye bye and good luck.

Thank you.

[Mr Bloch] Bye y'all.

[upbeat music plays]

Oh love, Tina.

I don't know how you
did it, but you're evil.

[chilled music]