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[crickets]
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[shouting]
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[dramatic music]
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Mal! Mal!
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What?
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I heard something outside.
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So?
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Sounded like people.
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It's probably the kids.
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You think the kids are wondering around
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the garden at this time of
night, you'd be fine with that?
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Well, they're very mature,
I mean Tina's almost 18.
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Mal! Mal!
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Jen, it's a new house,
it's probably leaves
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scratching against the window
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or the air con's leaking or something.
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[bumping]
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[dramatic music]
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Go and have a look
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Hello? Anyone there?
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[loud bang]
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[gun click]
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Hey!
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Stop it right there.
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Don't shoot! Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
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Oh, you're our new
neighbor. Connie Roberts.
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I'm Mal Pemberton.
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Sorry I didn't get a good look at them.
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Oh don't worry about them.
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I gave them the fear of God.
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Look, I'll call the police.
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What? And stay up all
night giving statements?
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I don't think so.
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Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
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You mean you wake up in
the middle of the night,
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you come out and shoot burglars
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and then you just go back to bed?
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Welcome to the neighborhood.
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Mal?
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♪ Woah yeah, so long I've waited ♪
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♪ Woah yeah, no time to waste ♪
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♪ Woah yeah, unneeded reasons ♪
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♪ Whoa yeah, to leave this place ♪
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[rock music]
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♪ Now when I was a young boy ♪
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♪ At the age of five ♪
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♪ My mother say I gon' be ♪
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♪ The greatest man alive ♪
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♪ But now I'm a man ♪
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I can't believe she
pointed a rifle at you,
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it's terrifying.
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Yeah, but I mean, you know,
if that's how things are here,
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How what things are here?
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How people protect themselves, you know.
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Oh no, you buy a gun, and
I'm on the first flight home.
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Jen, just a little one.
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With the kids and whatever
money's in the bank.
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We'll hide it.
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Where? The cutlery draw?
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Somewhere out of the way.
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And what good is that if there's a burglar
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in the bedroom?
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No, look I'm sorry, I
know you've had a fright,
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but there'll be no guns in this house.
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The house where our children live.
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Mal.
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Man, you always go nuts when
you don't take your pills.
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That's bullsh--
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It's all in your head.
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All in your damn head.
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Oh yeah, I'm just crazy?
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You don't miss Troy at all?
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You don't want me, you're
just counting the minutes
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until the next chump takes my place.
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Why don't you...
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Oh, hey Aiden, beautiful morning.
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Hello Dorothy, it surely is.
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I know you stopped taking your meds.
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I told...
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With the opening of the new cafe,
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we're hoping to make a splash
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on the Kissimmee culinary scene,
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so our menu with include American classics
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as well as British specialties
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such as toad in the...
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[knocks]
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Excuse me, Tina from
the Kissimmee Sentinel,
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I don't think that's very professional.
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I don't think Tina from
the Kissimmee Sentinel
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is getting paid for her
mother to rehearse some
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lame newspaper interview.
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Does Tina from the Kissimmee Sentinel
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want to eat dinner tonight?
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You were saying, Mrs. Pemberton?
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Since completely rebuilding the park
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after it was struck by a twister
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during the recent hurricane season,
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we're eager to put a spin
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on the RV park,
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so we're calling the new cafe...
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[Conan] I got muffins for breakfast.
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Hi Conan.
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He was never this early when
he actually went to school.
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How did you get in?
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Babe, you don't know?
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Isn't it great?
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Oh yeah, wow, look, mum did you...
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I was fed up of finding
him scratching at the door.
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That's a joke, I don't actually do that.
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♪ Find yourself a girl ♪
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♪ And settle down ♪
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♪ Live a simple life in a quiet town ♪
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Yesterday was arm day, so
today is leg day at the gym.
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I'll work out for a couple hours
and make it back for lunch.
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Or maybe just for today,
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we could skip the gym
and romantic lunch combo
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and you could visit the career adviser.
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Careers can wait.
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Nothing beats spending time
with your girl, right Fred?
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I wouldn't know.
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Believe me, Fred, you are gonna
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meet that special person someday,
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and when you know, you just know.
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♪ So steady as she goes, ♪
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♪ Here we go again, ♪
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♪ You've found yourself a
friend that knows you well. ♪
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♪ But no matter what you do ♪
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♪ You'll always feel as
though you tripped and fell. ♪
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Miss you already, babe.
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♪ Steady as she goes. ♪
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♪ Steady as she goes ♪
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♪ So steady as she goes ♪
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♪ Steady as she goes ♪
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♪ Are you steady now? ♪
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♪ Steady as she goes ♪
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First day?
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No, I've been wearing my invisible cloak
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for the last six months.
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Class, listen up, riddle time.
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Where would I be if I saw Tony Soprano
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eating a big apple for
breakfast at Tiffany's
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while dancing to the Beastie Boys?
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Nobody?
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New York!
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Recently home to the newest
addition to our class, Madison.
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I'm sure you'll all give her
a big Kissimmee High welcome.
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Freddy, as most recent new student,
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why don't you give her
a tour of the school?
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Mr. Pemberton.
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Aiden.
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I doubt Pastor Wilson,
God bless his heart,
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would approve of this new resident.
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What, Marvin?
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He's just paid six months
rent in advance in cash,
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so I'm a big fan.
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Don't you find it suspicious
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that this Marvin stays in his RV all day,
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and doesn't mix with his neighbors?
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Doesn't that depend on
who the neighbors are?
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And isn't six months rent a lot of cash
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in this day and age?
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Well, yes it is, and
cash in hand is great.
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Crime is rampant.
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Violent crime, doubly so.
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The tourist dollar, Mr.
Pemberton, makes Florida a magnet
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for unsavory elements,
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and RV parks are the perfect hideout.
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What kind of unsavory elements?
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Robbers, drug dealers, escaped felons.
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This is a sunny place for shady
characters, Mr. Pemberton.
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If you start smelling crystal meth fumes,
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you'll know where to look.
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Think you've been watching too many
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reruns of Miami Vice, Aiden.
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Well, don't worry about
me, I can protect myself.
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What do you mean?
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I have a Smith & Wesson 500
in a cookie jar under my bed.
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You got a gun?
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Everybody does, Mr. Pemberton,
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especially the bad guys.
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Fiction here, non-fiction
over there, philosophy,
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social sciences.
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What are you reading?
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Me personally?
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I'm reading something called
The One Dimensional Man,
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it's about how Consumerism
trains us to act like robots.
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In class we're just
reading Of Mice And Men.
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Put your tongue away.
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Shut up.
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She's pretty cute though.
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Shut up, obviously not, she's weird.
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I don't understand half of what
she's talking about anyway.
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You do know she got expelled
from her last school
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for sabotaging the outdated
and sexist cheerleading team,
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set fire to their pompoms.
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No way.
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Way. Which means she's
far too cool for you.
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Oh no.
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What's up?
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Oh, cups, cups, lids,
lids, lids for the cups,
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I meant to pick some up but
this blooming interview,
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it's got my head all over the place.
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Can we not do without?
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And the journalist wants to take a look
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around the park with a takeaway coffee,
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spills some and scolds herself,
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that's a bad review already.
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Jen, just calm down, I'm on it.
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Oh Mal.
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[News Reader] Home
invasions are on the rise
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in Southern Florida with a
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record number of families reporting...
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[click]
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[2nd News Reader] The
perpetrator is still at large,
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having evaded local police
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by cycling through a neighborhood...
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[click]
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[Radio Host] And next up the best value
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beach resorts in Florida.
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But first, the terrifying story of
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an innocent family subjected
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to a carjacking in Fort Lauderdale...
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Jesus! Gimme some tunes!
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[click]
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[heavy rock music]
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♪ Killing in the name of ♪
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♪ Killing in the name of ♪
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[phone rings]
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Hiya.
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No journalist. The
Sentinel dumped our story.
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A manatee at the marine
park has had triplets,
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the show-off.
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[Mal] Ah, sorry love. Well, their loss.
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Didn't even get to tell
them the name of the cafe.
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Are you coming back?
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Mal?
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Mal?
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Yeah, I just got a couple
of things to do first.
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The Beretta 92FS,
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a really accurate, durable,
and reliable semi-automatic.
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You tried one of these before?
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Sure yeah, yeah plenty of times.
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[gunshots]
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[click]
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[gunshots]
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How'd she feel?
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Feels good, yeah, you know, weight, grip.
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Pistol over revolver
for me every time, yeah.
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You handle the recoil?
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The recoil, yeah sure,
yeah, I mean bit of a kick,
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but nothing I haven't seen before.
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'Cause to me it looked
like you were struggling.
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Well, you know, maybe
I'm a little bit rusty,
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but can I take it now
because I'm in a rush?
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I don't think so.
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What?
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Sir, every time you handle
that weapon in the real world,
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is a reflection on me and my judgment.
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Frankly, that didn't inspire confidence.
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I can practice.
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Still a no. For your safety
as much as anyone else's.
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Listen to me, okay, this is America,
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you sell guns to everyone,
second amendment,
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I mean surely that's the whole point.
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There's no need to raise your voice.
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I'm not raising my voice.
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Temper is not ideal in a gun owner.
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00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:20,480
I need this for protection,
for me and my family.
269
00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:23,480
There's a Karate dojo
two units over, try them.
270
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:27,320
[muffled gunshots]
271
00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:34,360
So, this is one of our music rooms.
272
00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:36,080
I'd never have guessed.
273
00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:41,600
Mine got damaged somewhere
between here and Manhattan.
274
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:42,720
What do you play?
275
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:47,200
A Squier, it's junky but I love it.
276
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:50,320
[guitar strum]
277
00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:52,200
I've been working on some stuff too.
278
00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:57,120
I'm used to my pedals and things, so...
279
00:13:57,120 --> 00:14:00,240
You're not telling me
you're a DJ, are you?
280
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:04,560
Just kidding.
281
00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:08,160
Go on.
282
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:08,960
Okay.
283
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:16,920
[guitar plays]
284
00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,600
Okay, check mirrors.
285
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:41,880
Check mirrors
286
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,840
Turn the wheel anti-clockwise.
287
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,280
Anti-clockwise.
288
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:50,840
And into reverse.
289
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,320
Into reverse.
290
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,160
[engine revs]
291
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,000
Tina!
292
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:57,600
I was so much better last week.
293
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,320
Happens to the best of us, babe.
294
00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:04,400
Conan, why don't you go
and grab us some sodas?
295
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,560
Good call, refreshments.
296
00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:07,400
Back soon, babe.
297
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,200
I know he means well.
298
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,520
It's okay, I nearly
strangled my old boyfriend
299
00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:17,200
when he gave me driving lessons.
300
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,240
What old boyfriend?
301
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,680
Wayne Skinner. We were
at sixth form together.
302
00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:22,440
Not heard about Wayne before.
303
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,120
We ended up at different universities,
304
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:26,400
he went to Newcastle and
I went to Birmingham.
305
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,440
And what, you just drifted apart?
306
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,200
Ooh no, we still sneak off for the odd
307
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,200
illicit weekend in Blackpool.
308
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,040
Mum!
309
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:37,800
Thing is, university
finishes most relationships,
310
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,360
you're far away from one another,
311
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,400
you make new friends, it's...
312
00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:47,920
Anyway come on, give it
another go, check your mirror.
313
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:49,840
I've got it this time.
314
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:50,680
Okay.
315
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:53,880
[engine roars]
316
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:54,880
[tires screech]
317
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:55,720
[crash]
318
00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:56,560
Tina!
319
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,400
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
320
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:01,040
I don't think anyone saw.
321
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,320
What do we do?
322
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:05,200
Hey! That's my truck.
323
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,080
Oh no.
324
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:10,200
I'm so sorry, we're insured,
we take full responsibility.
325
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:15,200
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry,
I'm really sorry. I'm sorry.
326
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,480
It's hardly a scratch, are you okay?
327
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,440
Hey there, hey.
328
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:30,120
Oh, you're Mal's wife, from next door?
329
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,320
Um, yes.
330
00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:36,320
Oh my God. I'm Connie. I
see you've met Spencer.
331
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:38,640
Spencer, this is our new neighbor.
332
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:41,680
Oh, hi, I'm Jen. Nice to meet you,
333
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,160
this is my daughter Tina.
334
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:44,200
Hey, Tina.
335
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,640
Oh, pleasure.
336
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:49,200
Hey, we need to get you
and Mal over for dinner.
337
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,960
Well, that would be great.
338
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,280
You will not regret it.
339
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,880
Tina, did you hit that guy's truck?
340
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:02,600
What, and you say the 9mm is easy to use?
341
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,040
[Man On Phone] Easy as falling off a log.
342
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:04,880
[door close]
343
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:05,760
-[Jen] Hi.
-[Tina] Hi Dad.
344
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:08,240
Okay, nine o'clock, the Odyssey,
Corner of West Palmetto.
345
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,160
[Man On Phone] They do great steak.
346
00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:15,120
You're getting no water at all?
347
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:19,840
Yeah, no, a drop in pressure
does sound like a leak.
348
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:22,200
All right, I'll be down
and I'll take a look,
349
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,080
yeah, okay, yeah, bye.
350
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,400
Why don't we just call a plumber?
351
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,920
Because, my darling, you know how much
352
00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:30,480
the residents love the personal touch.
353
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,200
Don't worry, won't be long.
354
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,880
[police siren]
355
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:46,400
[rock music]
356
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:50,680
♪ Nobody taught me I was born this way ♪
357
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,200
♪ No silver spoon to feed a 401k ♪
358
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,200
[Man] Mal!
359
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,680
♪ On Bourbon Street,
the girls all scream ♪
360
00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,840
♪ They calling out my name ♪
361
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,760
♪ I wanna be a white trash millionaire ♪
362
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,880
♪ Ain't got much and I don't care ♪
363
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,320
♪ Count your cash and kiss my ass ♪
364
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,760
♪ This whole damn world
gonna know I been here ♪
365
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:10,840
Bang on time.
366
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:16,280
Be a darling, bring my
good friend the menu.
367
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:18,200
Can't say you've been through the Odyssey
368
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:22,240
until you've tackled the
18 ounce tri tip special.
369
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:25,480
As much as I'd love to,
I really can't stay.
370
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,560
Breaking bread is a civilized
way of doing business,
371
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:33,160
or maybe you don't want this
372
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:35,120
beautiful little thing after all.
373
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,560
This is definitely legal, yeah?
374
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:43,240
Of course, the State of
Florida allows purchase
375
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,080
between permit carrying citizens.
376
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,760
Easy there. This place is relaxed,
377
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:53,040
but they don't like busters
waving pistols around.
378
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:56,320
Number one house rule, after no touching.
379
00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:00,200
My friend, a gun is like a lover.
380
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,040
Really?
381
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,320
It's only good for one glorious night.
382
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:06,280
Some last a week or
two, maybe even a month,
383
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:11,280
but this one, this one's a
keeper, marriage material.
384
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:12,360
Right.
385
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,080
Take her home with you, see how it feels.
386
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:18,360
If you're not happy, I'll
have her straight back.
387
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,480
Knew it. You've been eating the ice cream.
388
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:22,880
Bang to rights.
389
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,200
Thought I was going mad.
390
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:26,960
That must've been some leak at the park.
391
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,360
Um, no, it was to do with
the tricky access, you see,
392
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:32,880
'cause the pipe ran between two trees.
393
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:33,720
It's fixed though?
394
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:34,880
Yeah.
395
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,440
Well I suppose you've earned it then.
396
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:37,280
Yeah.
397
00:20:55,280 --> 00:21:00,000
Of course, absolutely,
yes, yes, that's great.
398
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000
Okay, see you then. Bye.
399
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:04,560
The Sentinel are back on.
400
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,440
I'm meeting the journalist in an hour.
401
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,640
That's great news, terrific.
402
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,080
Got to go and get the cafe sorted out,
403
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:13,280
are you gonna be all right?
404
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,880
Yeah, yeah, I got a few
jobs to do round here,
405
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:19,160
and then I'll be down later.
406
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,840
All right.
407
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:21,920
Wish me luck.
408
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:39,320
Need to find a little hiding
place for you, buddy boy.
409
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,600
It's cold! It's cold.
410
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:58,240
[tape ripping]
411
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:01,720
[gun clanks on the floor]
412
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:06,360
Brilliant.
413
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,880
[dramatic music]
414
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:32,240
Come on!
415
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:39,240
[lighthearted music]
416
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:38,000
Can't deny, this is a little stalkery.
417
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:43,000
No, never, I just thought
you might want this.
418
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:46,600
It's a playlist, British
music, indie bands.
419
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,600
So I don't need a restraining order?
420
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,320
Not just yet.
421
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:57,600
Okay, Mr. Underground,
see what I think. Later.
422
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,600
[phone ringing]
423
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:10,600
Hello.
424
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:11,760
[Jordie] Hi Jen, this is Jordie
425
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,080
from the Kissimmee Sentinal,
426
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,400
We were meant to profile you today,
427
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,080
but there's a new crop of baby turtles
428
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,600
just arrived at the hatchery,
so I'm gonna have to cancel.
429
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,840
Oh okay, thanks, bye.
430
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:22,640
[Jordie] Bye.
431
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:24,640
Bugger.
432
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,760
Just admit you're not
taking your meds anymore,
433
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,320
I can tell.
434
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:35,880
I ain't gonna admit
nothing that's not true.
435
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,400
You're just trying to distract me from--
436
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:38,760
Just take your damn pills!
437
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,320
Why don't you take them?!
438
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,640
[Dorothy] Because I'm not the crazy one.
439
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:45,440
I wrote you everyday you were in Iraq,
440
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:49,160
I told you I loved you three times a week.
441
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,800
I see Sid and Nancy are
still going at it then.
442
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:52,640
Day and night.
443
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,160
Oh well, at least it'll give you something
444
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,080
to watch next time the cable goes down.
445
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:59,000
Mr. Pemberton, I am submitting a petition
446
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,720
to evict the tenant on Troy's old plot.
447
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,560
Evict Marvin? On what grounds?
448
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:07,480
Undermining the tone of the park.
449
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,520
What, and like it's sky high right now?
450
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,120
Aiden, no, how's Pastor
Wilson signed this?
451
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:16,520
Because it's what he would have wanted.
452
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,680
Five signatures, it's hardly
the will of the people.
453
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:21,600
Mr. Pemberton, I really wish
you'd take this seriously.
454
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:24,320
He comes and goes at all hours,
455
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,240
and the lady on plot 19,
456
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:30,000
she swears she saw him
on America's most wanted.
457
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,520
Is that before or after
her morning daiquiri?
458
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:33,920
I think he has a gun.
459
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:34,760
So do you.
460
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:36,960
He's gonna kill us all.
461
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:43,560
[lighthearted music]
462
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:45,680
Wow.
463
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:57,720
Who knew the library was this big.
464
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:00,800
You went to this school for eight years.
465
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,720
Coach Anderson didn't
like us coming in here.
466
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:05,400
So I've been checking out your options.
467
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,960
Just because your final grades were low,
468
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,960
doesn't mean you can't go to college.
469
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:09,800
College?
470
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,760
Mm, the university of American Samoa
471
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,720
has a sport science program.
472
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,960
Isn't that, like, far away?
473
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,000
What's a few thousand miles
474
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,240
when there's FaceTime and Skype?
475
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:21,920
Before you know it, you're
halfway through the semester
476
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,560
and your looking at flights home.
477
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,080
We could find Elvis living on the park
478
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:31,040
and the stupid Kissimmee
Sentinel wouldn't care.
479
00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:37,000
Look, Jen, Jen, can we not linger tonight,
480
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:41,040
just I really don't know how
much small talk I can handle.
481
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:44,160
So Mal, what is it you do for a living?
482
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:54,000
Back me up here, Jen,
483
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:58,560
penetration, it's not
the be-all and end-all.
484
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,600
Well, no, I suppose not,
485
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:06,600
there are lots of other
ways to, um, you know, um,
486
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,240
anything you'd like to add, Mal?
487
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:11,240
Mm.
488
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:12,120
Oh come on!
489
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,880
I thought Europeans
were supposed to be like
490
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:19,000
more open about sex.
491
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,440
Well the Swedes maybe, but, you know,
492
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:26,080
the British struggle with talking about
493
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,280
this kind of stuff with people
494
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,120
that they don't know very well.
495
00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:32,760
This isn't stuff, this
is who we are as people.
496
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:37,840
Freud said that sexuality was the key
497
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,120
to unlocking omnipresence,
498
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,960
and that anyone who disdains that key
499
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,080
will never be able to unlock the door.
500
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:48,480
Mm.
501
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:49,320
Exactly.
502
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:52,680
Food smells great.
503
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,040
Oh my God, I almost forgot.
504
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,320
I gotta finish the sauce.
505
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,320
I'll go lend a hand.
506
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,760
It's so nice to get to know you guys.
507
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,800
So, Connie, you gave Mal a real fright
508
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:19,840
the other night with the uh...
509
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:25,520
Oh! Yeah, Spencer hates that I have a gun,
510
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:28,560
but otherwise what, you're
just supposed to get robbed?
511
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,000
Not me.
512
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,480
I know what those scumbags were after,
513
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:33,840
come on, let me show you.
514
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:39,600
This is my personal spin on
the traditional French recipe.
515
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,440
Can't wait to taste it.
516
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:45,480
First, I got to reduce down
this heirloom tomato base,
517
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,840
it shouldn't take more than an hour.
518
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:54,080
Listen, I'm sorry if we were
a little invasive before,
519
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,360
sometimes Connie forgets
we're not like other people.
520
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:09,000
Spencer certainly doesn't
look like a typical therapist.
521
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,120
I know, seems like his clients
522
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:13,080
like the less formal approach.
523
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:17,600
Is that what I think it is?
524
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,600
Yeah, Cannabis sativa,
525
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,760
Spencer finds it useful
for some of his patients.
526
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,800
I smoke it, he bakes it.
527
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:37,320
Psst, Mal, when's the food gonna be ready?
528
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,800
Dinner's not gonna be ready
for another bloody hour.
529
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:41,640
Oh God.
530
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:42,440
I know.
531
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,640
If I go to college, why not Miami?
532
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,160
Could be back home Friday night,
533
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:01,560
we could spend weekends together.
534
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:02,600
I mean do you really want me
535
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,840
to go to West Anchorage City College?
536
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:09,000
They have the best graduate
employment record in the area.
537
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,960
What if I don't wanna live in Canada?
538
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,040
Anchorage is in Alaska.
539
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:16,040
Geography was my best subject, Freddy,
540
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:17,680
Anchorage is in Canada.
541
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,280
Look it up, dude.
542
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:20,280
What, let you win?
543
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,240
Dutchess was our first baby.
544
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:31,640
I've got a picture of her.
545
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,280
Ahhh.
546
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:37,800
Our little baby.
547
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,760
Ahhh look into her eyes.
548
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,800
Look into her eyes, Mal, who do you see?
549
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:48,280
Look deep into her eyes
and who exactly do you see?
550
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:50,960
It's Tina.
551
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:51,960
Tina?
552
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:53,440
Wow, yeah, no, you're right.
553
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:55,480
And when did Dutchess die, Mal?
554
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,120
Just before Tina was born.
555
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:02,240
What if Dutchess knew when to go?
556
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,000
And what if she knew, right,
557
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,600
when it was the right
time to come back to us.
558
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,960
[laughter]
559
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:18,280
You think Dutchess is
reincarnated in Tina.
560
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,320
[laughter]
561
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:35,360
Encouraging your patients to reveal
562
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:38,160
their fantasies is a very liberating stage
563
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:39,960
in psycho-sexual therapy.
564
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:47,520
A moonlit glade, naked wood nymphs
565
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,800
peeping through Spanish moss.
566
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:05,760
Celine Dion's trumpets announce
the passion of my arrival,
567
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,800
born by Bananarama,
568
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:15,000
I unzip the zip of your pencil skirt,
569
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:26,600
and the rest is a mystery.
570
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,920
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
571
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:42,240
Come on, Mal, we dance, come
on, let's get the music on,
572
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,480
and go absolutely crazy.
573
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,400
Crazy bave, baby.
574
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:49,840
[thud]
575
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,400
[laughter]
576
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:53,240
Get up,
577
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:56,120
get up.
578
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,520
Shall we take Tina out for a little walk
579
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:05,960
like we used to take Dutchess
out for a little walk?
580
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:08,200
[laughter]
581
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,400
What the hell is this?
582
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,320
[mumbling]
583
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:23,920
Are you two stoned?
584
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:34,960
Was he out here all night?
585
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:36,880
It's the least he deserves.
586
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:38,960
Well you thought it was
hilarious yesterday.
587
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:40,920
Well I don't now.
588
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,360
In dad's defense he didn't--
589
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:43,240
There isn't any.
590
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:45,880
He's just trying to protect us.
591
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:47,120
Putting us in mortal danger
592
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,280
by sneaking a deadly
weapon into the house.
593
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,440
He needs to be taught a lesson, Tina.
594
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,160
[snoring]
595
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:02,680
[squirting]
596
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:06,520
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa,
stop it, stop it, get off.
597
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,320
I'd leave you longer but I'm
impatient for an explanation
598
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,640
and don't say you did it for us.
599
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:13,720
What is the point of
all these clever fellas
600
00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:14,720
If they're gonna start
looking at an atlas?
601
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,760
That gun goes back right now?
602
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,080
Jen, I'm in agony here.
603
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,560
Are you gonna take that gun back?
604
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:21,680
Not yet.
605
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:22,520
[squirting]
606
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,680
Ow, stop it! It's already
in the car! Stop it! Ah!
607
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,360
You can't be trusted with a real gun,
608
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:34,000
I just about trust you with a toy one.
609
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,640
[lighthearted music]
610
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:18,160
[phone rings]
611
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,120
[phone rings]
612
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:35,640
I'll call you back.
613
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:39,160
Mr. Pemberton, it's
Ryan, Dorothy was right,
614
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,120
he hasn't been taking his medication,
615
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,400
and he's threatened to hurt
himself if she leaves him.
616
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:46,200
[urgent music]
617
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:47,600
What are they doing now?
618
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:51,600
They were screaming and
shouting and drinking whiskey,
619
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:52,560
they're breaking things.
620
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:53,960
Has anybody called the police?
621
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,720
No, and don't, 'cause
Ryan says if they show up,
622
00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:58,600
he'll kill himself and Dorothy.
623
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,640
All right, look, Aiden, I'm on my way.
624
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,560
[engine revs]
625
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,400
[police siren]
626
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,520
Oh brilliant.
627
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:08,880
Oh shit, shit, shit.
628
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:27,120
Look, I'm really sorry officer,
629
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,600
but I've got a bit of
an emergency on at work.
630
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,720
Yeah, see, you hit someone at that speed,
631
00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:32,560
and we got ourselves
632
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:33,760
an emergency right here, you understand?
633
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:34,600
Yeah.
634
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,840
License and registration.
635
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,120
You have any weapons in the car, sir?
636
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:44,440
Sir?
637
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:47,440
Actually, yeah, I've got a gun in the car.
638
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:49,280
Hey, keep your hands on the wheel!
639
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:50,520
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
640
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,080
Keep them where I can see them.
641
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,840
Mr. Pemberton, I am gonna write you up.
642
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:00,400
Is that for the speeding
or the gun, chief?
643
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,520
How about wasting police time.
644
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:08,160
This does not qualify as a
weapon in the United States.
645
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,040
Goddamn Brits.
646
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:16,960
What the?
647
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:23,800
Gimme five minutes!
648
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,480
He's taken her hostage.
649
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,320
He just blew his top.
650
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,440
[gunshots]
651
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,760
[crowd gasps]
652
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:35,160
The whole park is terrified.
653
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,000
What are we gonna do, Aiden?
654
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:41,720
Well I think I have
just the thing you need.
655
00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:45,320
Ryan!
656
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:46,760
Ryan!
657
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:47,840
Shut up!
658
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,960
Hi, it's Mal Pemberton.
659
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:52,280
Leave me alone, Mal.
660
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:54,080
I just want to chat, mate.
661
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:57,160
Dorothy says you haven't
been taking your medication.
662
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:59,360
She wants to get rid of me!
663
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,680
No, she's worried about
you, Ryan, I mean...
664
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:04,760
Why don't you want to take your pills?
665
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:09,240
Why don't you ask Dor'? Go ahead.
666
00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:10,600
What's he talking about?
667
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:15,400
Well, um, with the pills, it
hasn't been so easy to, um...
668
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:19,680
To what?
669
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:23,360
With the pills he, you
know, can't be a full man.
670
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:25,920
[Aiden] You couldn't tie a stick to it.
671
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:28,080
Oh, oh right, I see, yeah.
672
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:32,840
That's normal, man, I mean,
you know we've all been there,
673
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:33,640
I know I have.
674
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:35,240
I can't hear you.
675
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:40,240
Oh, um, I'm just saying, you
know, that I've been there.
676
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:42,200
[chattering]
677
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,960
You know when you really
want to, and you can't,
678
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:46,720
and you just feel so
679
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:49,200
[Aiden] Small.
680
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:50,200
Ashamed.
681
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:57,040
That's true, Ryan, sometimes
I suggest other ways
682
00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:00,240
for Mal to please me, and
he even gets that wrong.
683
00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:03,280
But, you have to remember that penetration
684
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,520
isn't the be-all and end-all.
685
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:10,520
Freud said that neuroses are
the key to unlocking sexuality.
686
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:13,760
That's what I keep saying.
687
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,480
All right, thank you, thank you.
688
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:21,400
Ryan, we're blokes, and we
get frightened and insecure,
689
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,720
and we find it hard to share our emotions,
690
00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:26,600
but trust me, it's okay to
get help with this stuff,
691
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:28,480
we all know that Dorothy still loves you.
692
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:30,480
Mal's right, baby.
693
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:34,200
You wanna find out what makes
your relationship strong,
694
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:37,200
and you talk, and you
work through it together,
695
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:44,160
like Jen and I, we talked
and we worked through,
696
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:48,720
and that's how you're gonna
get through, Ryan, I promise.
697
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:56,040
Come on, Ryan.
698
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:02,440
All right, you win, I give up.
699
00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:11,120
[rock music]
700
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:17,640
♪ Now when I was a young boy ♪
701
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:21,080
♪ At the age of five ♪
702
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:24,240
♪ My mother say I gon' be ♪
703
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:27,920
♪ The greatest man alive ♪
704
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:29,880
Marvin, you're a policeman.
705
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,000
Yeah, and it ain't like
me to forget my lunch,
706
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,560
must be all those night shifts,
707
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:35,560
at least I remembered to get dressed.
708
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:36,960
I said no cops.
709
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,400
Get back inside now. I said now!
710
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:40,720
Drop the weapon.
711
00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:42,920
Dispatch, we have a hostage situation
712
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,120
in Kissimmee Sunshine RV park.
713
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:46,200
Suspect is armed and dangerous.
714
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:47,960
Marvin, it's okay.
715
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:49,440
Everybody back to their trailers.
716
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:50,640
It's just a bit of a misunderstanding.
717
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:54,640
Back inside. Repeat:
Kissimmee Sunshine park.
718
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:56,280
Male holding female hostage,
719
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,000
send immediate backup.
720
00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,640
Come out with your hands in the air.
721
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,480
No, please, there's been a mix-up.
722
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:04,400
Do not go in there! Do not go inside!
723
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:06,120
Mal!
724
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:10,840
What are you doing, Mal?
725
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:12,360
Going above and beyond
the role of landlord,
726
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:13,960
now put that down and take this.
727
00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:16,120
Trust me, Ryan.
728
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,400
[News Anchor] And finally,
when role play goes wrong.
729
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,080
We have a hostage situation
730
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:27,920
at Kissimmee Sunshine RV park.
731
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,240
When I came upon the scene,
732
00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:32,680
there was restricted visibility
to the RV in question.
733
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:36,120
I was in the middle of an
armed hostage situation.
734
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:39,600
Male holding female hostage,
send immediate backup.
735
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:44,160
It's just some playful
fun with a water pistol,
736
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,360
I mean look at this thing.
737
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:47,560
That's it.
738
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:51,440
Guns are dangerous. Toy
guns even doubly so.
739
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:55,440
Mr. Pepper is so much
more than just security,
740
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:59,720
he is a role model for
our entire community.
741
00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:02,680
And the fact that we have
a resident policeman,
742
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:06,640
I would think, makes us
probably one of the most secure
743
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,800
holiday destinations in Florida.
744
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,400
After the recent hurricane,
745
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:13,440
we wanted to put a new spin on the park.
746
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:16,160
We've opened a new cafe
and we've called it
747
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,080
The Tornado Tea Room.
748
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:21,040
[News Anchor] Up next on Florida 67 News.
749
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:26,200
[police siren]
750
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:32,080
[rock music]
751
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:35,560
We would keep it, but I
just bought a gun myself,
752
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:38,400
much bigger than this, like
the one from Dirty Harry.
753
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,000
Smith & Wesson?
754
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,880
That's it. Between you and me,
755
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:45,360
Mal's not entirely happy,
some men are a bit threatened
756
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,520
by a larger weapon, aren't they?
757
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:49,480
See ya, Jen.
758
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:50,280
See ya.
759
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:51,840
Come back soon.
760
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,400
[Jen] Come on, Mal, that's enough.
761
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,200
Now she's a keeper.
762
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,280
Oh yeah, she really is.
763
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,480
Jen, Jen, wait up.
764
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,440
♪ You got me rock and
rolling like New Orleans ♪
765
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:21,480
♪ Cut off booze like damn you know it ♪
766
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:23,040
♪ Little bit a drink, little wink wink ♪
767
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:23,880
♪ Tell me what you think ♪
768
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:25,960
♪ I've been looking for a party like you ♪
769
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:27,640
♪ You get dancing, hearts get stolen ♪
770
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:29,680
♪ Love the way the night is going ♪
771
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,360
♪ Little bit a drink, little wink wink ♪
772
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:32,160
♪ Tell me what you think ♪
773
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:36,560
♪ I've been looking for a party like you ♪
774
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:39,720
♪ Yeah party like you ♪
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