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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,530 - CLEANING THE BATHROOM IS THE MOST 2 00:00:04,533 --> 00:00:06,003 VALUABLE THING YOU DO. - I QUIT. 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,470 I DESERVE THIS JACKET. 4 00:00:07,467 --> 00:00:09,297 IT REPRESENTS MY TOTAL UNEMPLOYABILITY. 5 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:11,370 - I'M JUST EXPECTING A TEXT FROM BRETT. 6 00:00:11,367 --> 00:00:12,997 - MAYBE...BE MATURE AND TEXT HIM? 7 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,370 - UH...NO! 8 00:00:14,367 --> 00:00:15,427 - AT LEAST YOU COULD CONTACT BRETT. 9 00:00:15,433 --> 00:00:16,933 I CAN'T EVEN FIND JANE. 10 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,070 - WHO'S READY FOR ANOTHER? - THINK I'M GOOD. 11 00:00:21,067 --> 00:00:22,667 - YEAH, YOU WOULDN'T WANNA HAVE A SECOND BEER. 12 00:00:22,667 --> 00:00:24,727 YOU MIGHT CRASH INTO SOMEBODY ON THE WALK HOME. 13 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:26,333 - GIVE HER A BREAK. WE GOTTA WAKE UP EARLY 14 00:00:26,333 --> 00:00:27,533 TO PREPARE FOR OUR BIG BASH. 15 00:00:27,533 --> 00:00:28,733 - THIS IS THE FIRST PARTY 16 00:00:28,733 --> 00:00:30,673 WE'VE EVER THROWN TOGETHER AS A COUPLE. 17 00:00:30,667 --> 00:00:32,667 ALL OF OUR GRAD SCHOOL FRIENDS ARE GONNA BE THERE, SO... 18 00:00:32,667 --> 00:00:34,727 - DOCTOR DORKS AND LAW DWEEBS? 19 00:00:34,733 --> 00:00:37,003 THIS PARTY'S GONNA BE LIKE A NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC SPECIAL 20 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,000 ON THE MATING RITUALS OF THE SOCIALLY CHALLENGED. 21 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,000 - YOU'RE FUNNY. 22 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,730 - IS IT OKAY IF I BRING SOMEBODY? 23 00:00:41,733 --> 00:00:43,973 - WHO? - BRETT? 24 00:00:43,967 --> 00:00:45,367 - RUH-ROH. - WHAT? 25 00:00:45,367 --> 00:00:47,927 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU EVEN TALKED TO THAT HIPSTER TOOL? 26 00:00:47,933 --> 00:00:49,473 - NOT SINCE THE RAVIOLI PARTY, 27 00:00:49,467 --> 00:00:52,727 BUT AFTER MY LITTLE SOCIAL DISEASE SCARE, 28 00:00:52,733 --> 00:00:55,873 I REALIZED THAT I KIND OF LIKE HIM. 29 00:00:55,867 --> 00:00:57,597 - WOW, A TINA "I LIKE HIM" 30 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,170 IS THE EQUIVALENT TO MOST GIRLS' 31 00:00:59,167 --> 00:01:01,627 "I'LL SLIT MY WRISTS IN A WARM BATH IF I CAN'T HAVE HIM." 32 00:01:01,633 --> 00:01:02,633 - [chuckling] - ANYWAY. 33 00:01:02,633 --> 00:01:04,073 I THOUGHT I WOULD REACH OUT, 34 00:01:04,067 --> 00:01:06,627 AND, YOU KNOW, TELL HIM HOW I FEEL. 35 00:01:06,633 --> 00:01:08,803 - OH, IT SOUNDS LIKE OUR LITTLE GIRL'S GROWING UP. 36 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:10,400 - OR MAYBE A SIGN OF THE END TIMES, YOU KNOW, 37 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:12,070 WHEN THE CLOUDS START BLEEDING, AND ANIMALS START TALKING. 38 00:01:12,067 --> 00:01:13,327 all: [chuckling] - OKAY. 39 00:01:13,333 --> 00:01:14,933 WE'RE OUT. SO WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS 40 00:01:14,933 --> 00:01:15,973 TOMORROW NIGHT? - YEP. 41 00:01:15,967 --> 00:01:17,497 RETAINER AND HEADGEAR OPTIONAL. 42 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:18,800 - HA, HA. - HEH. 43 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:20,670 - ACTUALLY, I SHOULD PROBABLY CRASH TOO. 44 00:01:20,667 --> 00:01:22,267 - [whining] - I'M TAKING... 45 00:01:22,267 --> 00:01:24,627 THIS PLACEMENT TEST AT A TEMP AGENCY TOMORROW. 46 00:01:24,633 --> 00:01:26,503 SERIOUSLY, IF I DON'T START SCROUNGING TOGETHER 47 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:28,700 SOME MONEY SOON, I MAY BE KISSING BROOKLYN GOODBYE 48 00:01:28,700 --> 00:01:30,230 AND MY PARENTS HELLO. - WELL... 49 00:01:30,233 --> 00:01:31,633 MAYBE YOU'LL MEET A NICE GIRL IN ST. LOUIS. 50 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:34,073 YOU KNOW, ONE WHO LOVES GOLF AND MAKING BREAD. 51 00:01:34,067 --> 00:01:35,167 - SPORTY AND YEASTY? 52 00:01:35,167 --> 00:01:36,897 DOESN'T SOUND TOO BAD TO ME RIGHT NOW. 53 00:01:36,900 --> 00:01:39,070 GOD, THE ONLY GIRL I'VE ACTUALLY LIKED IN FOREVER WAS... 54 00:01:39,067 --> 00:01:40,297 both: JANE. - YEAH. 55 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:42,430 STEALS YOUR PANTS, LEAVES A FAKE NUMBER, JANE. 56 00:01:42,433 --> 00:01:44,133 IF WE'RE GONNA HAVE THIS CONVERSATION AGAIN, 57 00:01:44,133 --> 00:01:45,603 I'M GONNA NEED SOMETHING HARDER THAN A BEER. 58 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:46,870 - SORRY. 59 00:01:46,867 --> 00:01:48,427 WELL, HOPEFULLY BY THE TIME YOU SEE ME TOMORROW, 60 00:01:48,433 --> 00:01:51,803 I WILL BE AN EMPLOYED, TAX-PAYING MEMBER OF SOCIETY. 61 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:54,230 - YOU WILL BE, JAY. AND I'LL BE WITH BRETT. 62 00:01:54,233 --> 00:01:56,203 CAVEAT--UNLESS HE'S GONE FULL WILLIAMSBURG 63 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,900 AND TRAINED HIS MOUSTACHE INTO A SALVADOR DALI. 64 00:01:58,900 --> 00:02:02,230 THEN I'M GONNA HAVE TO REEVALUATE. 65 00:02:02,233 --> 00:02:04,473 I WONDER WHAT THOSE LOOK LIKE IN THE MORNING. 66 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,200 - [groaning] 67 00:02:18,333 --> 00:02:20,573 - ACCURACY BELOW LIMIT. 68 00:02:20,567 --> 00:02:23,827 - UGH, DAMN IT. COME ON. 69 00:02:23,833 --> 00:02:25,233 - FAIL. 70 00:02:25,233 --> 00:02:28,473 - UGH. 71 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:32,873 [cell phone vibrating] 72 00:02:32,867 --> 00:02:33,967 JB? 73 00:02:33,967 --> 00:02:35,397 HELLO? 74 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:36,930 - HI, JASON, I HAVE JB FOR YOU. 75 00:02:36,933 --> 00:02:38,103 - WOW, YOU GUYS FINALLY GOT A PHONE 76 00:02:38,100 --> 00:02:39,070 THAT CAN TRANSFER CALLS. 77 00:02:40,967 --> 00:02:43,567 - ALL RIGHT, JASON, YOU'RE ON THE LINE WITH JB BROWN. 78 00:02:43,567 --> 00:02:45,667 - NOT JB BROWN. THE "B" IS THE "BROWN." 79 00:02:45,667 --> 00:02:46,897 JESUS, ROGER. 80 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:48,500 GIVE IT TO ME. 81 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:52,200 HEY, GOOD NEWS, JAY. MAMA DOG HAS A BONE FOR YOU. 82 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:55,070 A WEEK-LONG ROLE THAT YOU WOULD BE PERFECT FOR. 83 00:02:55,067 --> 00:02:56,867 - ROLE? LIKE, AN ACTING JOB? 84 00:02:56,867 --> 00:03:01,467 - YES, PERFECT FOR A YOUNG, AVERAGE WEIGHT, AVERAGE HEIGHT, 85 00:03:01,467 --> 00:03:03,527 VAGUELY UNIMPRESSIVE GUY LIKE YOU. 86 00:03:03,533 --> 00:03:06,273 $500 FOR THE WEEK, AND IT STARTS THIS AFTERNOON. 87 00:03:06,267 --> 00:03:08,727 ARE YOU INTERESTED? - YEAH, TOTALLY. 88 00:03:08,733 --> 00:03:11,733 YOU HAD ME AT $500. - FANTASTIC. 89 00:03:14,533 --> 00:03:17,603 - SO NOW I HAVE EVERYTHING FOR MY CHAMPAGNE PUNCH. 90 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:19,100 THE SECRET IS THE ORANGE ZEST. 91 00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:20,670 - GREAT, AND I HAVE EVERYTHING I NEED 92 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:21,927 TO MAKE MY VODKA GUMMY WORMS. 93 00:03:21,933 --> 00:03:23,373 THE SECRET IS THEY GET YOU WASTED. 94 00:03:23,367 --> 00:03:25,127 - REALLY? VODKA WORMS? 95 00:03:25,133 --> 00:03:26,733 I MEAN, THIS IS OUR FIRST PARTY AS A COUPLE. 96 00:03:26,733 --> 00:03:29,803 I WAS THINKING CHEESE PLATES, MY PUNCH... 97 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,470 - PEOPLE FALLING ASLEEP IN FLUTES OF YOUR PUNCH. 98 00:03:31,467 --> 00:03:33,667 "CLASSY COCKTAIL" IS CODE FOR BORING. 99 00:03:33,667 --> 00:03:34,927 OUR FIRST PARTY SHOULD BE A BANGER. 100 00:03:34,933 --> 00:03:37,373 GOT A DJ APP ON MY IPAD, WE'LL GET A KEG-- 101 00:03:37,367 --> 00:03:40,667 - A KEG? ARE THE PLEDGES GONNA TAP IT? 102 00:03:40,667 --> 00:03:42,367 WE'RE HAVING A COCKTAIL PARTY. 103 00:03:42,367 --> 00:03:44,197 - SHOULDN'T OUR FIRST PARTY AS A COUPLE 104 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:46,370 HAVE STUFF WE BOTH LIKE? 105 00:03:46,367 --> 00:03:47,467 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 106 00:03:47,467 --> 00:03:49,467 WE'LL DO THIS MY WAY AND YOUR WAY. 107 00:03:49,467 --> 00:03:50,727 IT'LL BE THE BEST OF BOTH OF US, 108 00:03:50,733 --> 00:03:54,803 INSTEAD OF JUST, YOU KNOW, THE BEST. 109 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:57,730 - WHY DO I ALWAYS GET TURKEY? I'M SO BORED OF TURKEY. 110 00:03:57,733 --> 00:03:59,273 WHAT'D YOU GET? - TURKEY. 111 00:03:59,267 --> 00:04:02,127 SO IT'S HAPPENING. TODAY. I'M GONNA GO SURPRISE BRETT 112 00:04:02,133 --> 00:04:04,173 AT HIS WEEKLY SHUFFLEBOARD GAME. - WOW. 113 00:04:04,167 --> 00:04:06,167 THAT'S SO ROM-COM OF YOU. 114 00:04:06,167 --> 00:04:07,527 IS THERE A WAY YOU CAN MAKE SURE IT'S RAINING 115 00:04:07,533 --> 00:04:09,073 WHEN YOU RUN TO EACH OTHER AND KISS? 116 00:04:09,067 --> 00:04:12,067 - I KNOW, BUT IT'LL BE EXCITING, YOU KNOW? 117 00:04:12,067 --> 00:04:14,197 HE'LL BE LIKE, "WHOA, TINA." 118 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,800 AND I'LL BE LIKE, "HEY, BRETT, I MISSED YOU." 119 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:18,370 ONLY NOT IN THOSE WORDS, 'CAUSE I HAVE DIGNITY. 120 00:04:18,367 --> 00:04:20,767 DO I LOOK OKAY? - YEAH. 121 00:04:20,767 --> 00:04:23,067 - YOU LOOK GREAT. CUTE, SWEET, 122 00:04:23,067 --> 00:04:24,827 BUT WILLING TO DO THE WEIRD STUFF. 123 00:04:24,833 --> 00:04:26,273 THANKS. 124 00:04:26,267 --> 00:04:27,497 I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. 125 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,630 SO WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR GIG? 126 00:04:29,633 --> 00:04:31,833 - I DON'T KNOW MUCH. JB CAST ME IN SOMETHING. 127 00:04:31,833 --> 00:04:32,803 IT STARTS THIS AFTERNOON, 128 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,630 AND I GET $500 FOR IT. 129 00:04:34,633 --> 00:04:36,703 - I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I'D CAST YOU AS. 130 00:04:36,700 --> 00:04:39,970 YOUNG LESBIAN COMING TO TERMS WITH HER SEXUALITY, 131 00:04:39,967 --> 00:04:42,067 OR CORPSE 2 IN A ZOMBIE FILM. 132 00:04:42,067 --> 00:04:43,427 - HEY, I'M CORPSE 1 MATERIAL, 133 00:04:43,433 --> 00:04:45,973 BUT I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS. I GOT A JOB. 134 00:04:45,967 --> 00:04:47,597 I'M SO HAPPY, I COULD KISS JB 135 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:48,900 RIGHT ON THE TIP OF THE PENIS. 136 00:04:48,900 --> 00:04:52,600 - WELCOME TO DAY ONE OF FIVE, MY FOODIE THESPIANS. 137 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:54,470 NOW YOUR JOB IS TO HIT THE STREETS, 138 00:04:54,467 --> 00:04:56,597 AND HAND OUT RESTAURANT WEEK FLYERS. 139 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,530 I WANT YOU BASTARDS TO BE FRIENDLY. 140 00:04:58,533 --> 00:05:02,273 NO ONE WANTS A FLYER FROM A TACO ACTING LIKE A TURD. 141 00:05:02,267 --> 00:05:03,497 YEAH, I'M TALKING TO YOU, JOAN. 142 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:05,830 YOU GOT AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM. ADJUST IT. 143 00:05:05,833 --> 00:05:09,173 REMEMBER, YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN COSTUMES. 144 00:05:09,167 --> 00:05:11,067 RUIN THEM, AND I DOCK YOUR PAY. 145 00:05:11,067 --> 00:05:13,227 OKAY, BIG SMILES. 146 00:05:13,233 --> 00:05:15,433 AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU DECIDED TO BLOW OFF LAW SCHOOL 147 00:05:15,433 --> 00:05:17,233 AND BECOME AN ACTOR? 148 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:19,073 - SO, UH, HAVE YOU DONE THIS BEFORE? 149 00:05:19,067 --> 00:05:20,597 - YEP. A LOT OF US 150 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:23,070 WORK THE FLYERING CIRCUIT PRETTY REGULARLY. 151 00:05:23,067 --> 00:05:25,227 I'VE BEEN A HAMMER, A CELL PHONE... 152 00:05:25,233 --> 00:05:26,503 ONCE I WAS A TAMPON. 153 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:28,070 - EW. - IT WAS OKAY. 154 00:05:28,067 --> 00:05:31,627 IT RAINED. I ABSORBED IT. 155 00:05:31,633 --> 00:05:33,703 HEY, WANNA BAKE YOUR CAKE LATER? 156 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,130 MAKES THE DAY FLY BY. 157 00:05:35,133 --> 00:05:37,233 - SO I GUESS ANY GUY IN A FOOD COSTUME WILL DO, 158 00:05:37,233 --> 00:05:39,073 IS THAT IT? - DON'T TALK TO ME, JIMMY. 159 00:05:39,067 --> 00:05:40,127 LET'S KEEP THIS PROFESSIONAL. 160 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:50,100 - COME ON, BRETT. 161 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,130 - BOOM! 162 00:05:53,967 --> 00:05:55,567 - NICE SHOT. 163 00:06:11,533 --> 00:06:13,333 - OH, SWEET. 164 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:15,133 MY OLD STROBE LIGHT. 165 00:06:15,133 --> 00:06:16,533 NOW IT'S A PARTY. 166 00:06:16,533 --> 00:06:18,403 - SWEET, A SEIZURE PARTY. 167 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:20,970 CHECK OUT WHAT I GOT. - YOU... 168 00:06:20,967 --> 00:06:22,097 BOUGHT A BAG OF SEVERED HANDS? 169 00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:24,070 - THEY'RE VINTAGE AND ARTISTIC. 170 00:06:24,067 --> 00:06:25,267 THE GUY AT THE FLEA 171 00:06:25,267 --> 00:06:27,297 SAYS IT'S REALLY TRENDY TO USE THEM AS BOWLS. 172 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:28,500 - I GUESS WE CAN USE THESE TRENDY HANDS 173 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:29,830 TO HOLD MY GUACAMOLE. 174 00:06:29,833 --> 00:06:32,573 - WE'RE SERVING GUACAMOLE? I WAS THINKING MORE 175 00:06:32,567 --> 00:06:34,827 CHEESES AND CRUDITE. - LISTEN... 176 00:06:34,833 --> 00:06:36,073 IF WE'RE PUTTING OUT YOUR HANDS, 177 00:06:36,067 --> 00:06:37,467 THEY'RE GONNA BE HOLDING MY GUAC. 178 00:06:38,567 --> 00:06:41,127 THAT SOUNDED DIRTIER THAN I MEANT IT. 179 00:06:41,133 --> 00:06:42,773 - I'M GONNA GO SHOWER. 180 00:06:42,767 --> 00:06:44,627 - NEED A HAND? 181 00:06:44,633 --> 00:06:46,503 - CHECK OUT RESTAURANT WEEK. 182 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:47,930 CHECK OUT RESTAURANT WEEK? 183 00:06:47,933 --> 00:06:49,073 CHECK OUT RESTAURANT WEEK? 184 00:06:49,067 --> 00:06:50,727 CHECK OUT RESTAURANT WEEK? 185 00:06:50,733 --> 00:06:52,733 CHECK OUT RESTAURANT WEEK. 186 00:06:52,733 --> 00:06:55,073 - GET A JOB, DUDE. 187 00:06:55,067 --> 00:06:56,367 - THIS IS MY JOB. 188 00:06:56,367 --> 00:07:00,267 - CHECK OUT RESTAURANT WEEK. - THANK YOU. 189 00:07:01,700 --> 00:07:04,500 - JANE. 190 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:05,970 - JASON? 191 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:08,767 - HEY. - EXCUSE ME. 192 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:16,470 - IT'S, UH-- IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 193 00:07:16,467 --> 00:07:18,527 - YOU TOO. 194 00:07:18,533 --> 00:07:21,273 - SO, UM, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 195 00:07:21,267 --> 00:07:23,797 - I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING: 196 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:25,270 WHY DIDN'T I TELL YOU WHEN WE FIRST MET 197 00:07:25,267 --> 00:07:26,627 THAT I WAS AN UNDERCOVER COP? 198 00:07:26,633 --> 00:07:28,433 - [laughing] NICE DISGUISE. 199 00:07:28,433 --> 00:07:29,473 - EASY, EASY. 200 00:07:29,467 --> 00:07:31,167 YOU MIGHT BLOW MY COVER. - OH. 201 00:07:31,167 --> 00:07:32,567 ARE YOU ON A STAKE-OUT? 202 00:07:32,567 --> 00:07:34,627 TRYING TO TAKE DOWN A CORRUPT MUFFIN? 203 00:07:34,633 --> 00:07:37,373 - YEAH, IT'S THE TIP OF A MASSIVE ILLEGAL PASTRY RING. 204 00:07:37,367 --> 00:07:38,367 - [laughing] 205 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,070 - ACTUALLY... 206 00:07:41,067 --> 00:07:43,197 THERE'S SOMETHING I'D KIND OF LIKE TO KNOW, SO... 207 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:46,930 THAT MORNING, AT MY HOUSE, YOU... 208 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:48,473 UH, YOU... 209 00:07:48,467 --> 00:07:49,727 - HEY, I GOT A COFFEE. 210 00:07:49,733 --> 00:07:50,933 WE SHOULD GO TO THE MEETING. 211 00:07:50,933 --> 00:07:53,733 - OH, JASON, THIS IS MY COWORKER GRANT. 212 00:07:53,733 --> 00:07:55,403 - OH, UH, SORRY, HI. 213 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:57,270 I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE TALKING TO A FRIEND. 214 00:07:57,267 --> 00:07:58,797 I'VE NEVER MET A PROFESSIONAL CAKE BEFORE. 215 00:08:00,333 --> 00:08:02,073 IS THIS, LIKE, WHAT YOU DO? 216 00:08:02,067 --> 00:08:04,967 - OH, NO, NO. I DON'T DO THIS... 217 00:08:04,967 --> 00:08:07,867 I MEAN, RIGHT NOW, YES, I DO DO THIS. 218 00:08:07,867 --> 00:08:09,167 I'VE DONE OTHER THINGS. 219 00:08:09,167 --> 00:08:10,967 I WAS AN ASSISTANT BEFORE. 220 00:08:10,967 --> 00:08:13,167 NOT THAT THAT'S NECESSARILY HIGHER 221 00:08:13,167 --> 00:08:14,827 ON THE EVOLUTIONARY CHART, UH... 222 00:08:14,833 --> 00:08:17,533 I'M JUST SORT OF IN A TRANSITION PHASE, YOU KNOW? 223 00:08:17,533 --> 00:08:19,503 THE RECESSION AND ALL HAS SORT OF MESSED WITH 224 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,430 MY FIVE-YEAR, UH, PLAN, AND... 225 00:08:21,433 --> 00:08:24,973 THIS IS, UM... 226 00:08:24,967 --> 00:08:30,067 THIS IS, YOU KNOW-- IT'S LIKE A...TEMP THANG. 227 00:08:32,333 --> 00:08:34,533 - COOL. SO, UH... 228 00:08:34,533 --> 00:08:35,873 WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO TO THAT MEETING. 229 00:08:35,867 --> 00:08:36,927 WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR THE 5:30-- 230 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:39,233 - YES, RIGHT, SHOOT, UM... 231 00:08:39,233 --> 00:08:42,473 SORRY, I GOTTA RUN. BYE, JASON. 232 00:08:42,467 --> 00:08:43,567 - OH, OKAY. 233 00:08:43,567 --> 00:08:45,697 UH, BYE...JANE. 234 00:08:55,267 --> 00:08:57,697 - WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT? 235 00:08:57,700 --> 00:09:01,070 - I'M READY TO BAKE MY CAKE NOW. 236 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:04,873 - DAMN IT, JAY, ANSWER YOUR PHONE. 237 00:09:04,867 --> 00:09:06,897 - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 238 00:09:06,900 --> 00:09:10,370 HEY, YOUR EYES LOOK SAD. 239 00:09:10,367 --> 00:09:11,897 NOT RED AND SQUINTY FROM DRUGS SAD, 240 00:09:11,900 --> 00:09:13,070 BUT EMOTION SAD. 241 00:09:13,067 --> 00:09:14,527 LIKE I'M GONNA TELL YOU MY PROBLEMS 242 00:09:14,533 --> 00:09:15,833 SO YOU CAN CALL ME A WHORE. 243 00:09:15,833 --> 00:09:21,203 - COME HERE. 244 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,470 I CALL THIS FORGETTING JUICE. 245 00:09:30,433 --> 00:09:31,773 - THANKS. 246 00:09:31,767 --> 00:09:34,067 - FOR WHAT? 247 00:09:34,067 --> 00:09:35,327 GET IT? 248 00:09:35,333 --> 00:09:36,403 FORGETTING JUICE. 249 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:37,530 - [chuckling] 250 00:09:39,067 --> 00:09:40,697 - HERE, I'VE HAD ENOUGH. 251 00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:42,200 - YEAH, I WANT MORE THAN ENOUGH. 252 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:44,430 - I KNEW I'D FIND YOU HERE. 253 00:09:44,433 --> 00:09:46,433 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BROUGHT ANOTHER GUY TO OUR SPOT. 254 00:09:46,433 --> 00:09:48,073 - NOTHING'S GOING ON, JIMMY. 255 00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:49,797 NOT THAT IT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS, BECAUSE WE'RE OVER. 256 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:52,770 - WATCH YOUR ASS, MAN. 257 00:09:52,767 --> 00:09:55,797 - GOD, I THINK I SMOKED TOO MUCH. 258 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,300 MY HEART'S BEATING LIKE A HUMMINGBIRD'S. 259 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:59,400 - YEAH, SOMETIMES MY BROTHER PUTS EXTRA STUFF IN THERE. 260 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:01,600 SALVIA, KETAMINE, CAT TRANQS. 261 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,930 OUR SHIFT'S ALMOST OVER. COME ON. 262 00:10:03,933 --> 00:10:05,503 A DRINK WILL MELLOW YOU OUT. 263 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:08,800 - ALCOHOL ISN'T HELPING. I FEEL WEIRDER. 264 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:10,300 - JUST ROLL WITH IT. 265 00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:11,400 I'M GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM. 266 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,600 - I DON'T THINK I CAN ROLL. 267 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:16,070 GEOMETRICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. 268 00:10:16,067 --> 00:10:18,727 - I HAD A BRETT ONCE. 269 00:10:18,733 --> 00:10:22,233 HER NAME WAS SHYAMALA. OUR LOVE WAS HOT. 270 00:10:22,233 --> 00:10:25,733 WE USED TO DO IT EVERYWHERE. LIKE SEX RABBITS. 271 00:10:25,733 --> 00:10:27,373 AND SHE TOLD ME I WAS THE ONE. 272 00:10:27,367 --> 00:10:28,827 BUT I MUST HAVE BEEN ONE OF MANY 273 00:10:28,833 --> 00:10:32,433 BECAUSE I CAUGHT HER WITH MY FRIEND JOHNNY GUPTA 274 00:10:32,433 --> 00:10:34,203 UP IN HER BIG BOSOM. 275 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,730 ALL UP IN THEM. 276 00:10:35,733 --> 00:10:37,773 - OH, THAT SUCKS. - I KNOW. 277 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:40,467 [phone ringing] 278 00:10:40,467 --> 00:10:42,027 - JAY, FINALLY. 279 00:10:42,033 --> 00:10:44,033 - TEEN, I'M REALLY WASTED, 280 00:10:44,033 --> 00:10:46,573 AND I SAW JANE, WHO THINKS I'M A PIECE OF CRAP 281 00:10:46,567 --> 00:10:48,027 BECAUSE I'M A PIECE OF CAKE. 282 00:10:48,033 --> 00:10:49,933 - SLOW DOWN. YOU SAW JANE? 283 00:10:49,933 --> 00:10:51,073 WHAT HAPPENED? 284 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,427 - WELL, I DIDN'T SWEEP HER OFF HER FEET 285 00:10:52,433 --> 00:10:53,803 TO GO LIVE UNDER A RAINBOW. 286 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,430 GOD, I AM SUCH AN IDIOT. - JUST BREATHE. 287 00:10:56,433 --> 00:10:57,773 WHERE ARE YOU? 288 00:10:57,767 --> 00:10:59,697 - THE COASTER SAYS WINDFALL PUB. 289 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:03,500 SO...WINDFALL PUB. - OKAY, I'M ON MY WAY. 290 00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:06,900 JUST DRINK A LOT OF WATER AND, UH, THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS. 291 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,870 OH, AND DO NOT LOOK AT YOUR HANDS. 292 00:11:08,867 --> 00:11:10,427 IT FREAKS YOU OUT WHEN YOU'RE HIGH. 293 00:11:10,433 --> 00:11:13,703 - OKAY. BYE. 294 00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:14,800 UGH. 295 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,430 - I'VE GOT TO GO. 296 00:11:16,433 --> 00:11:19,133 HEY, HOW DID YOU GET OVER SHYAMALA? 297 00:11:19,133 --> 00:11:21,473 - I GIVE JOHNNY GUPTA FOOD POISONING. 298 00:11:21,467 --> 00:11:22,467 - REALLY? 299 00:11:22,467 --> 00:11:26,467 - NO, NO, I WOULD NEVER... 300 00:11:26,467 --> 00:11:27,867 - [laughing] 301 00:11:27,867 --> 00:11:30,067 THANKS, BOBBY. - YOU'RE WELCOME, TINA. 302 00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:33,097 I MEAN, WHORE FRIEND OF JASON. 303 00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:38,527 - OKAY, MUSIC IS ON, 304 00:11:38,533 --> 00:11:40,073 GUAC'S IN THE HANDS, 305 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,297 PUNCH IS OUT. 306 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:42,770 - CAN I JUST TAKE THIS ENTIRE LIGHTING SCHEME 307 00:11:42,767 --> 00:11:45,427 FROM BORING... TO AWESOME? 308 00:11:49,433 --> 00:11:53,533 OKAY, THIS IS...BAD. LIKE WE HAVE A SECRET ROOM 309 00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:56,633 WHERE WE CAGE HUMANS AND HARVEST THEIR SKIN BAD. 310 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:59,773 - OKAY, DON'T PANIC. WE CAN STILL SAVE THIS. 311 00:11:59,767 --> 00:12:02,627 WE'LL JUST GO BACK TO OUR REGULAR LIGHTING 312 00:12:02,633 --> 00:12:04,473 AND PUT THE KEG IN THE HALLWAY. 313 00:12:04,467 --> 00:12:05,597 - I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR CREEPY HANDS, 314 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,100 AND I DON'T GET IT. 315 00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:08,600 YOU DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO THIS ENYA-TYPE STUFF. 316 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,230 - SOMETIMES I DO. 317 00:12:10,233 --> 00:12:11,503 - [snickering] - OKAY, FINE, I DON'T. 318 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:12,600 BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU? 319 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:13,930 WHEN WE WENT TO MY COUSIN'S 320 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,303 BIRTHDAY PARTY AT RUTGERS LAST MONTH, 321 00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:17,130 IT WAS EXACTLY LIKE THE PARTY YOU'RE TRYING TO THROW, 322 00:12:17,133 --> 00:12:19,333 AND YOU KEPT COMPLAINING THAT YOU WERE TOO OLD FOR THIS. 323 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:21,073 - FINE, LISTEN, YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT SOMETIMES... 324 00:12:21,067 --> 00:12:23,627 I JUST WANNA SHOW PEOPLE THAT WE STILL KNOW HOW TO PARTY. 325 00:12:23,633 --> 00:12:28,073 - I WANT TO SHOW PEOPLE THAT WE'VE MOVED PAST JUST PARTYING. 326 00:12:28,067 --> 00:12:29,397 BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY I THOUGHT 327 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,130 THAT INVOLVED PUNCH AND EASY LISTENING. 328 00:12:32,133 --> 00:12:35,133 - LOOK, WE'RE GONNA THROW TONS OF PARTIES, ALL RIGHT? 329 00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:37,503 SO TONIGHT, WE'LL SHOW EVERYONE HOW MATURE WE ARE. 330 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:40,070 AND AT OUR NEXT PARTY, WE'LL PROVE TO EVERYONE 331 00:12:40,067 --> 00:12:41,167 THAT WE CAN STILL THROW DOWN. 332 00:12:41,167 --> 00:12:42,727 - SOUNDS GREAT. 333 00:12:42,733 --> 00:12:44,133 - BUT I'M IN CHARGE OF THE MUSIC. 334 00:12:44,133 --> 00:12:45,373 AND NO HANDS. 335 00:12:45,367 --> 00:12:47,127 THE HANDS MUST GO. - OKAY. 336 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:49,203 - UP TOP. - YEAH. 337 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:52,170 - YOU'RE DEHYDRATED. THIS'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 338 00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:54,567 - YEAH, WELL, MAYBE THIS'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 339 00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:57,167 - NO, THANK YOU. 340 00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:58,797 - SORRY, I MISREAD THAT. 341 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,570 THOUGHT YOU WERE FEELING ME. 342 00:13:00,567 --> 00:13:03,667 YOU WANNA JUST THUMB-WRESTLE INSTEAD? 343 00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:06,297 - WHOA, JAY, NICE LOOK. 344 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:07,430 ARE YOU TOO DEPRESSED FOR ME TO MOCK 345 00:13:07,433 --> 00:13:09,703 THE FULL BETTY CROCKER, OR CAN I GO FOR IT? 346 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:11,230 - TINA. 347 00:13:11,233 --> 00:13:13,403 - UH, PULL IT TOGETHER, JAY. 348 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,230 MAN, I THOUGHT I WAS MESSED UP. 349 00:13:15,233 --> 00:13:17,233 YOU SAW JANE LIKE THIS? 350 00:13:17,233 --> 00:13:19,133 - I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT JANE. 351 00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:22,533 THIS IS CORN, SHE'S SO NICE. I REALLY LIKE HER, 352 00:13:22,533 --> 00:13:25,203 WHICH IS WEIRD, 'CAUSE USUALLY I HATE CORN. 353 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,100 - YOU KNOW WHO I HATE? BRETT. 354 00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:30,200 HE WAS BASICALLY DRY-HUMPING SOME SHUFFLEBOARD SLUT 355 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,270 WHEN I SHOWED UP. IT WAS BRUTAL, JAY. 356 00:13:32,267 --> 00:13:34,097 - THAT'S HORRIBLE. 357 00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:36,400 OH, MY GOD, THE WORLD IS A HORRIBLE PLACE. 358 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,800 THIS PLACE IS A HORRIBLE PLACE. 359 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,830 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE AND GO TO STACEY AND ERIC'S PARTY. 360 00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:42,133 - AWW. - HEY, C, YOU WANNA COME? 361 00:13:42,133 --> 00:13:43,633 - REALLY? YOU STILL WANNA GO TO THAT? 362 00:13:43,633 --> 00:13:45,803 THE IDEA OF BEING AROUND HAPPY COUPLES RIGHT NOW 363 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,500 MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I WANNA SHAVE MY HEAD 364 00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:49,270 AND FASHION MY HAIR INTO A NOOSE. 365 00:13:49,267 --> 00:13:51,527 - HEY! SULLY JUST TOLD ME YOU KISSED MY GIRL. 366 00:13:51,533 --> 00:13:53,773 YOU AND ME. OUTSIDE. NOW. 367 00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:56,167 - JIMMY, NO. - SHUT UP. 368 00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:57,297 - HEY, DON'T TALK TO HER LIKE THAT. 369 00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:58,530 - MIND YOUR BUSINESS, BITCH. 370 00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:00,633 - HEY, DON'T TALK TO HER LIKE THAT. 371 00:14:00,633 --> 00:14:03,933 YEAH, WHOSE GOT YOUR BACK? CAKE GUY DOES. 372 00:14:03,933 --> 00:14:05,273 [general gasps] 373 00:14:05,267 --> 00:14:06,467 - JIMMY. 374 00:14:06,467 --> 00:14:08,967 YOU'RE AN ANIMAL. - [lascivious snicker] 375 00:14:11,167 --> 00:14:14,327 - JAY, ARE YOU OKAY? - OH! 376 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,773 - OOH. 377 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:22,530 - [whimpering] - WHAT HURTS? 378 00:14:22,533 --> 00:14:25,633 - MY WALLET. THE COSTUME'S RUINED, 379 00:14:25,633 --> 00:14:27,433 JB'S GONNA MAKE ME PAY FOR IT. 380 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:30,233 I CAN'T PAY FOR IT, NOT WITH MONEY. 381 00:14:30,233 --> 00:14:32,703 - OKAY, WE SHOULD GO TO STACEY AND ERIC'S. 382 00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:35,200 IF ANYBODY CAN GET A STAIN OUT OF SYNTHETIC FABRIC, 383 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,730 IT'S ERIC. 384 00:14:37,733 --> 00:14:40,473 - HOW MUCH DOES MY PARTY ROCK? 385 00:14:40,467 --> 00:14:43,597 - SO MUCH. I-I FEEL LIKE I'M ON JAY-Z'S YACHT. 386 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,770 - I'M GONNA GO MINGLE. - MINGLE. 387 00:14:45,767 --> 00:14:47,867 - UH, HEY, LENCH. 388 00:14:47,867 --> 00:14:50,067 - GREAT PARTY, DOCTOR. - THANK YOU, SIR. 389 00:14:50,067 --> 00:14:52,527 - SO, UH, ANY SINGLE GIRLS HERE FOR ME, 390 00:14:52,533 --> 00:14:54,933 OR ANYONE HERE INTO THE LIFESTYLE? 391 00:14:54,933 --> 00:14:56,733 - UH, WHAT--WHAT LIFESTYLE? - YOU KNOW. 392 00:14:56,733 --> 00:14:59,873 SHARING AND CARING. NO RULES, NO HANG-UPS. 393 00:14:59,867 --> 00:15:01,297 - I DON'T THINK SO, LENCH. - COME ON. 394 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,130 WE CAN TALK LIKE MEN, MAN. 395 00:15:03,133 --> 00:15:05,633 DON'T MAKE IT WEIRD JUST BECAUSE I USED TO DATE STACE. 396 00:15:05,633 --> 00:15:07,373 IN FACT, WE CAN TALK ABOUT THAT, IF YOU WANT TO. 397 00:15:07,367 --> 00:15:08,667 I HAVE STORIES. 398 00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:10,427 - UH, YES, SHE TOLD ME THE ONE ABOUT THE BABY CARROTS. 399 00:15:10,433 --> 00:15:11,533 - SHE TOLD YOU THAT? 400 00:15:11,533 --> 00:15:12,973 WELL, LOOK, YOU THINK THAT EMBARRASSES ME? 401 00:15:12,967 --> 00:15:14,967 THAT DOESN'T EMBARRASS ME. I'M PROUD OF THAT. 402 00:15:14,967 --> 00:15:16,397 THERE'S, LIKE, FIVE PEOPLE ON EARTH 403 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,600 THAT CAN PEEL A CARROT THAT WAY. [doorbell ringing] 404 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,330 - I GOTTA, UH, GET THIS. 405 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:24,830 HEY, UH... - WHERE ARE YOUR SOAPS? 406 00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:28,433 - WHY ARE YOU A CAKE? 407 00:15:28,433 --> 00:15:29,673 WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH JASON? 408 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:32,927 - STACEY, YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY. 409 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:35,533 I MIGHT KISS YOUR PRETTY LITTLE WIFE. 410 00:15:35,533 --> 00:15:37,203 YOU KNOW, BRETT KISSES OTHER GIRLS, 411 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,570 SO MAYBE I SHOULD TRY IT, RIGHT? 412 00:15:39,567 --> 00:15:41,797 ASS-HEAD HIPSTER IDIOT. 413 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:44,530 HEY, PUNCH! 414 00:15:59,733 --> 00:16:03,203 - TINA. I THOUGHT I SMELLED SASSY. 415 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,930 - LENCH, I WILL CUT OUT YOUR RETINA 416 00:16:04,933 --> 00:16:07,503 WITH THE JAGGED LID FROM A CAN OF SOUP, I SWEAR TO GOD. 417 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,670 - RELAX, I'M JUST BEING FRIENDLY. 418 00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:12,497 - BE FRIENDLY FROM AT--AT LEAST THREE FEET AWAY FROM ME. 419 00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:20,227 - TINA, SO YOU-- 420 00:16:20,233 --> 00:16:21,273 I'LL CATCH UP LATER. 421 00:16:26,867 --> 00:16:28,197 - HANDS! HANDS! 422 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:31,370 STACE! 423 00:16:31,367 --> 00:16:33,497 STACE! 424 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:36,070 [laughter and murmurs] 425 00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:38,167 UH, I-I-I-- 426 00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:40,127 I COULDN'T GET THE STAINS OUT OF MY COSTUME 427 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:43,233 'CAUSE OF THE TUB OF HANDS. 428 00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:49,227 UM... 429 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:57,800 I'M GONNA MAKE A TOAST. 430 00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,730 TO STACEY AND ERIC. 431 00:16:59,733 --> 00:17:02,073 YOU TWO HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT, I MEAN... 432 00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:06,067 YOU'RE IN LOVE, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT. 433 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,397 HOW DO YOU KNOW? I HAVE NO IDEA. 434 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,930 - UH, OKAY, UH, JAY, I-I THINK THAT-- 435 00:17:09,933 --> 00:17:11,333 - NO, ERIC, NO. 436 00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:16,833 SEE MOST OF US, WE DON'T JUST GET TO FIGURE IT ALL OUT. 437 00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:19,603 GET A COOL JOB, 438 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:22,100 MEET A GIRL WHO POOPS CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM. 439 00:17:23,267 --> 00:17:27,067 SOME OF US ARE THE LOSERS OF OUR FRIENDS. 440 00:17:27,067 --> 00:17:30,067 THAT'S ME, IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING. 441 00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:32,797 WE THINK WE'RE CORPSE 1 MATERIAL BUT... 442 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:36,300 MAYBE WE'RE ONLY CUT OUT TO BE CAKE. 443 00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:38,070 POINT IS... 444 00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:41,197 THE POINT IS... 445 00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:45,197 TINA YOU'RE...MAKING ME LOSE MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT. 446 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,130 - SOMEBODY SHOULD VIDEOTAPE THIS. 447 00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:51,173 I MEAN, IT'S JUST SOFT STUFF, 448 00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:54,867 BUT AS KISSING VIDS GO, THIS IS GOLDEN. 449 00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:57,727 MORE TONGUE. 450 00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:04,427 - TINA. 451 00:18:04,433 --> 00:18:06,073 TINA? - UH... 452 00:18:06,067 --> 00:18:08,627 UGH. ADVIL. 453 00:18:08,633 --> 00:18:10,933 - MY MOUTH TASTES LIKE PENNIES. 454 00:18:10,933 --> 00:18:12,773 - HEY, YOU GUYS. 455 00:18:12,767 --> 00:18:15,097 - GOOD MORNING. - [evil laugh] 456 00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:16,570 - BEFORE YOU GUYS YELL, 457 00:18:16,567 --> 00:18:19,427 AND YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE MAD AT US, 458 00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:22,933 BUT MAYBE YOU COULD JUST WRITE, LIKE, AN EMAIL 459 00:18:22,933 --> 00:18:26,403 WITH A LOT OF EXCLAMATION MARKS INSTEAD, 'CAUSE... 460 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,800 A LOUD NOISE COULD KILL ME RIGHT NOW. 461 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,730 - DID WE TOTALLY RUIN YOUR PARTY? 462 00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:31,533 - OH, DOESN'T MATTER. NEXT ONE'S AN ERIC PARTY. 463 00:18:31,533 --> 00:18:33,203 IT'LL MORE THAN MAKE UP FOR IT. 464 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,430 - NO, IT'S FINE. 465 00:18:34,433 --> 00:18:36,803 HALF MY LAW SCHOOL FRIENDS TOOK UNDIE PICS OF YOU, 466 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,370 AND POSTED THEM ON...EVERYWHERE, 467 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,597 SO EVERYONE STILL HAD A GOOD TIME. 468 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,600 - SO, TEEN, LENCH YOUR BOYFRIEND NOW? 469 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:43,970 - IF I WASN'T SO HUNG-OVER, 470 00:18:43,967 --> 00:18:47,067 I'D SAY SOMETHING WITTY ABOUT YOUR MANJAMAS, BUT... 471 00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:49,897 I AM, SO I'M JUST GONNA GO PEE. 472 00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:51,870 UGH... 473 00:18:53,067 --> 00:18:54,697 [groans] NO! 474 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,200 - OH, GOOD, YOU'RE HERE. 475 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,900 LISTEN, I KNOW WE KIND OF HOOKED UP LAST NIGHT, 476 00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:01,330 BUT I CAN'T REALLY BE IN A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW. 477 00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:03,133 I RESPECT YOU ENOUGH TO TELL YOU-- 478 00:19:03,133 --> 00:19:04,873 - GET OUT OF HERE, I HAVE TO PEE. 479 00:19:04,867 --> 00:19:08,097 - OH, I'M GOOD. IT'S COOL, I WON'T LOOK. 480 00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:13,270 - UGH. OH, GOD. 481 00:19:13,267 --> 00:19:15,727 - I MIGHT LOOK. JUST BEING HONEST. 482 00:19:15,733 --> 00:19:17,503 I RESPECT YOU ENOUGH TO BE HONEST WITH YOU 483 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,730 ABOUT LOOKING AT YOU PEE MAYBE-- 484 00:19:19,733 --> 00:19:21,673 IF YOU-- IT'D BE--WHOA! 485 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,870 - OH, WHO SENT ME THE SAD STRIPPER? 486 00:19:30,867 --> 00:19:32,567 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO JUMP OUT OF THE CAKE, 487 00:19:32,567 --> 00:19:34,367 NOT CARRY IT. - I RUINED THE COSTUME. 488 00:19:34,367 --> 00:19:35,897 I'M SORRY, I WILL PAY FOR IT. 489 00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:37,170 I DON'T KNOW HOW. I MAY BE... 490 00:19:37,167 --> 00:19:39,597 SENDING YOU INSTALLMENTS FROM THE LEMONADE STAND I SET UP 491 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,500 OUTSIDE MY PARENTS' PLACE, BUT SOMEHOW, I WILL PAY. 492 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,830 - I KNEW YOU'D COME BEGGING FOR YOUR JOB BACK. 493 00:19:44,833 --> 00:19:46,803 - HUH? NO, NO, NO, I'M NOT-- 494 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,130 - BECAUSE IF WHAT YOU'RE DOING, 495 00:19:48,133 --> 00:19:50,873 IF IT COUNTS AS BEGGING, 496 00:19:50,867 --> 00:19:53,297 THEN YES, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR JOB BACK. 497 00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:56,470 - YES. 498 00:19:56,467 --> 00:19:58,427 YES, I AM, I'M BEGGING 499 00:19:58,433 --> 00:20:00,433 FOR MY JOB BACK. - THEN SAY PLEASE. 500 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:05,603 SAY, "PLEASE, I BEG YOU, JB, SWEET, MERCIFUL GOD OF THUNDER." 501 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,070 - PLEASE? 502 00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:11,530 - ALL RIGHT. COME TO MAMA. 503 00:20:11,533 --> 00:20:14,033 [chuckling] - OH. 504 00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:15,933 SO YOU-- YOU FIRED ROGER. 505 00:20:15,933 --> 00:20:17,133 - NO, HE QUIT. 506 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,973 SOMETHING ABOUT A HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT. 507 00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,027 - OH. 508 00:20:20,033 --> 00:20:22,173 - WELCOME HOME, PUPPY DOG. 509 00:20:22,167 --> 00:20:23,267 WELCOME HOME. 36704

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