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Good morning, Ulysses!
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- Good morning, Mom.
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Time to get up, sleepy head!
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It's another bright day in Greatland.
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The birthplace of love.
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- And endless source of fun.
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- Tuna sandwich!
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Yes! Yes!
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Thank you, Mom!
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Anything for my baby!
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Happy birthday, Ulysses!
I'm so proud of you!
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I still remember the day I gave you birth
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and immortality, my non
binary bundle of joy!
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Today is a very special day.
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You're fifteen now. So.
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- Oh no!
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Not the Dark Temple Ceremony!
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Ulysses! Every Great
must complete the Ceremony
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on his fifteen's birthday!
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Where are you going, young man?
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How many times have I told you
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not to leave food on the table?!
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- It's my birthday. I do what I want!
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Ladies, gentlemen,
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gender fluids, and
diverse living organisms!
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My fellow Greats!
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We are bringing you the latest
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from the race to the
Greatland's Sweetheart Position!
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Two candidates.
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Jorg Doberman and Cat Purry.
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Have
been going head to head
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soliciting your Tokens of Love.
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Today Jörg Doberman and Cat Purry
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wish a Happy Dark Temple Ceremony
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to Ulysses and many other
great boys across Greatland!
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Woof or Felinist, cast your Tokens of Love
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and make your candidate win!
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Cat Purry will build on
her career long effort
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to advance the Proud Felinist Revolution
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and modernize the S.L.A.V.E
Sanctuary to ensure that
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it meets the highest
standards of love and care.
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Here is what Jörg Doberman promises
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to do if he's elected.
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- Hey Jolly!
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Patrick, what's up!
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- Hi.
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We're fine I guess.
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Aren't we, love?
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- Bro, you shouldn't look
like a total delight!
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- Jolly and I didn't get
much sleep last night.
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It cried non-stop.
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Man, I don't know if I am cut out for it.
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Being a father sucks!
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- Listen, Patrick,
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you're my half brother,
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I don't want to be mean or anything,
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but why is your baby so
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diverse?
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Patrick's
father was a Diverse Great.
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Ulysses, you should be
ashamed of yourself for asking
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such insensitive questions!
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And you, Patrick!
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Why isn't the portrait of your
father displayed prominently
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in your household?
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- Wait!
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How come Patrick gets to know
who his Dad was and I don't?
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- Shush, you two are gonna make
the baby start crying again!
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Ulysses, you're
late for your daily dose
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of crazy fun!
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- You see! It's always
the same loving thing!
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I ask you a question and
you never ever answer me!
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- Jolly! Jolly! He's crying again!
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You really need to leave!
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Jörg Doberman!
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Cat Purry!
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Jörg Doberman!
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- Let's go champ!
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I'm Jörg Doberman!
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New Dawn for Greatland!
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- I'm Cat Purry
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and you're voting for Doberman?! Ew!
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How dare you!
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Born Great! Born Immortal!
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Hail Mother! And glory to Greatland!
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My fellow Greats,
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who wants to live forever?
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- Everybody. Duh!
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Now tell me,
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who deprived, robbed,
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viciously and cowardly cheated the Greats
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out of our hard-earned immortality?
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- Evil Nation! Evil Nation!
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- Evil Nation! Boo!
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- Evil Nation! Evil Nation! Boo! Down
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with Evils!
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Evil! Oh yeah!
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Now, I don't wanna die
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but my days are numbered!
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Soon, very soon,
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the Virus will begin its
heinous work inside my body.
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My hair will fall out,
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my skin will wrinkle and I will collapse!
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And so will you!
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Oh no! No!
We don't deserve it!
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- It's unbearable! It's unfathomable!
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It's unbearable! It's unfathomable!
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- Unbearable! Unfathomable!
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- We don't deserve! I don't deserve it!
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None of you deserve it!
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What is to become of us?!
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- What's the loving news?
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I'll be right there with you, Mr. Lee!
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- Rejoice my fellow Greats!
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Our salvation is near.
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The Altruists are always
coming one step closer
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to finding a cure for the Virus.
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- Oh! Yes! Cure!
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- The Evil Nation will
never triumph over us!
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Because they are all hate,
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and we are all love.
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Support the Altruists.
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Give freely of your Love
Tokens to help fund research
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to find a cure for the Virus.
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- Yes!
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- Your Tokens!
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By love, we live forever!
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- By love, we live forever!
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- Thank you, thank you
my beloved fellow Greats!
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I will make sure that these
Tokens of Love go directly
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to Altruists to fund
their anti-Virus research!
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- Amazing Love Store,
Stone Age tools and more!
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- Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Lee!
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I didn't mean to spook you!
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But the Altruists are this close
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to finding cure for the Virus.
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So can I please have my Tokens of Love?
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- Get away from me! What's this?!
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- Relax! It's "a birthday cake"!
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I baked it for you.
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Quick, Ulysses! Make a wish
and blow out the candles!
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Ulysses! Don't you dare partake
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in these Stone Age rituals!
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This cake is made of plants and animals.
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They are citizens of
Greatland just like you.
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Why do you want to hurt
your fellow Greats?
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Do you want to end up like
Mr. Lee, invisible and mute?
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- No!
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- Don't argue with Mother, Ulysses.
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Our hearts beat for Greatland.
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Let's make them beat as one with Mother's.
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I'm going to throw the cake away.
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Good girl!
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Ulysses, are you listening?
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- Yes, Mother.
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- Then tell me why the
Optimists made Mr. Lee invisible
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and mute?
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Ulysses! All Greats stand for tolerance,
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diversity and inclusiveness.
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But Mr. Lee chose a different path.
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What taboo did Mr. Lee break?
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How far back into Stone
Age did he regress?
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- Mr. Lee invaded and
contaminated the most sacred part
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of a woman a long time ago.
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The end.
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And what
happened to this woman?
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Yes, you can!
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Yes you can!
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Yes you can!
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Tell me, Ulysses. I
want to hear you say it.
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- Contamination by Mr.
Lee caused the woman
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to suffer vomiting, bleeding
and eventual collapse
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from unbearable pain during child rearing.
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Because of inbreeding,
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Mr. Lee's daughter was born so ugly
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that she was named "Ugly Duck".
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There, I said it.
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Now leave me alone.
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I'm sorry, she went on and on.
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- She just doesn't let go, does she?
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- Happy birthday, Ulysses!
Dad and I got you a gift.
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Open it! Tear the paper!
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- A book?! Are you out of your mind?
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You want me to end up
on Repentance Island?
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- But you love stories!
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We'll just read it here, in
secret like we always do.
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Remember how much fun
we had with Shakespeare
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and Charles Perrault?
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- Yeah, not really. I just pretended.
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Otherwise Mr. Lee wouldn't have
given me my Tokens of Love.
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Look, can we just paint my nails
blue like we did last year?
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- Open it.
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- No way!
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"Just open
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the damn book"
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"Ody-s-sey by
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Ho-mer.
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To my son Ulysses,
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on his 15th birthday.
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Wishing you to be better than me."
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My father's name was Homer?
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- No, stupid! Homer wrote the book.
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- Then who wrote this?
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"Your father, he gave this book to me."
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You knew my father all these years!
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Why didn't you tell me?!
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"Your father made me promise."
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Where is he?
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What's his name?
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Ulysses! You are scheduled
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for the Dark Temple Ceremony today.
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- I hate you!
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I hate everything!
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- Dad!
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- Where are you, Mr. Lee?
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Show yourself!
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- Dad?! Dad!
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Dad! Dad!
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Stop it you two!
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I've got the Virus!
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Ulysses, the countdown
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to your Dark Temple
Ceremony has been initiated.
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- Well, hello gorgeous! You're late.
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Let me give you a "quicky."
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By love,
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we live forever.
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And love is what binds you and
all our Greats to our Mother.
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It's what makes us all
brothers and sisters.
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Mother provides food, houses and Optimism.
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Today is the day that you
will give back to our Mother.
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Life Force will unite you
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and Mother together forever and forever.
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Now, this is where your
Life Force should go.
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The Angels will now perform
for you in the Worshiping Hall.
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Watch their every move,
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and Life Force will manifest itself.
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- Gotcha! Thanks!
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- Is she collapsing?
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"She'll be okay.
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This didn't happen.
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Don't tell anybody."
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Don't worry Mr. Lee.
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I won't tell anyone.
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- Hey there handsome!
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You've got something for me?
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Where is your Life Force, airhead?
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- What does it look like?
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- Look you're so cute!
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It's a white sticky substance,
sort of like boogers.
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- OK, gotcha!
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- There! All yours!
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- We're not done yet, love.
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Give me your pink one.
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Ancient scriptures!
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Do you know what these mean?
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I wish I could decipher ancient language.
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But oh well! That's what
makes us Greats great.
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Congratulations, you've completed
your Dark Temple Ceremony!
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Happy Adulthood!
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Your bundle of joy will
be issued to you shortly.
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Congratulations, Ulysses!
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I'm looking forward to
bringing your offspring
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into the world and parenting
it jointly with you.
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- Thank you Ma'am.
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- Dad! Dad!
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00:22:22,207 --> 00:22:23,929
- What are you doing?
268
00:22:23,929 --> 00:22:24,770
Leave them alone!
269
00:22:28,846 --> 00:22:29,762
- No! No! Please, let him go!
270
00:22:29,762 --> 00:22:32,633
- Ulysses, let the Optimists do their job.
271
00:22:32,633 --> 00:22:35,730
They are here to liberate Ugly Duck.
272
00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:38,690
- For preventing the
empowerment of his daughter,
273
00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:41,400
the generous and loving Greats
274
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:46,314
have decided to put Mr.
Lee out for Resurrection.
275
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:48,807
- No!
- Please! Don't hurt him!
276
00:22:48,807 --> 00:22:51,832
- No! No! Mother, he
wanted to report the blood,
277
00:22:51,832 --> 00:22:55,360
I swear. He was just
waiting for me to come back!
278
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,815
Mother, please! Please!
279
00:22:57,815 --> 00:23:01,681
- He didn't do anything! Please stop!
280
00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:12,563
No! No, no, no, no, no,
please, not the Pulverizer!
281
00:23:12,563 --> 00:23:15,650
Please! Please! Not the Pulverizer.
282
00:23:15,650 --> 00:23:17,733
- Mother, please! Please!
283
00:23:22,418 --> 00:23:24,585
- Activate the Pulverizer!
284
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:38,960
Ulysses, what happened
285
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,793
to Mr. Lee was an act of love.
286
00:24:43,770 --> 00:24:47,060
- How is pulverizing
someone an act of love?
287
00:24:47,060 --> 00:24:50,020
You're too
young to understand it.
288
00:24:50,020 --> 00:24:52,333
You need to sleep, Ulysses.
289
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:50,073
- Ugly Duck?
290
00:25:54,610 --> 00:25:55,523
Ugly Duck?
291
00:25:59,630 --> 00:26:00,463
Where is she?!
292
00:26:00,463 --> 00:26:03,340
Taking her
Sensitivity Test as I told you.
293
00:26:03,340 --> 00:26:06,223
But as every man you're
not a terrific listener!
294
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:30,100
- By love, we live forever!
295
00:26:30,100 --> 00:26:30,933
All right, ladies!
296
00:26:30,933 --> 00:26:33,200
- Hey, don't call us that! It's offensive!
297
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:36,110
- Shut up and be proud of who you are.
298
00:26:36,110 --> 00:26:37,853
- Exactly! Be yourself!
299
00:26:40,010 --> 00:26:41,440
- And today is your lucky day
300
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,020
because Greatland gives you just that!
301
00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:45,750
All Great women can choose
302
00:26:45,750 --> 00:26:48,593
between the Proud Felinist Revolution.
303
00:26:54,686 --> 00:26:58,093
Or the SLAVE Sanctuary.
304
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,050
And SLAVE is short for?
305
00:27:09,050 --> 00:27:13,560
- Support, love, appreciation,
victory, empowerment.
306
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:14,393
- Good!
307
00:27:16,010 --> 00:27:17,977
And this will help you choose your new
308
00:27:17,977 --> 00:27:19,803
and improved Testing Stick!
309
00:27:57,777 --> 00:28:01,167
- "Dear Ulysses, I write to you."
310
00:28:02,090 --> 00:28:06,123
- When that is said, what
more is left for me to say?
311
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,930
Now you are free,
312
00:28:09,930 --> 00:28:12,420
I know too well to heap
contempt upon my head.
313
00:28:12,420 --> 00:28:14,390
- What's she talking about?
314
00:28:14,390 --> 00:28:17,757
- It's Pushkin, "Tatiana's letter",
315
00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:20,920
remember we read it last winter?
316
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:24,283
- Oh that one! So inspiring, not.
317
00:28:25,250 --> 00:28:28,200
- I knew it would be just as
much poetry as you could take.
318
00:28:30,570 --> 00:28:32,483
But I feel like Tatiana right now.
319
00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:38,920
I sit alone with none to
heed or guess what ails.
320
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:42,763
And now my very reason fails!
321
00:28:43,770 --> 00:28:47,700
I don't wanna be a Felinist or a SLAVE.
322
00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:50,103
I don't wanna take the Sensitivity Test,
323
00:28:52,260 --> 00:28:53,213
but I have to.
324
00:28:57,770 --> 00:28:59,660
If I perform well at the Test,
325
00:28:59,660 --> 00:29:01,170
the Altruists may resurrect my Dad
326
00:29:01,170 --> 00:29:02,970
when they find a cure for the Virus.
327
00:29:07,535 --> 00:29:09,952
I just want you to know that,
328
00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:13,943
on Earth but you my heart adores!
329
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,333
That is ordained by fate, alone.
330
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,913
It's Heaven's will: I am yours.
331
00:29:23,210 --> 00:29:27,300
Ulysses, you are and
will always be my Knight
332
00:29:27,300 --> 00:29:28,373
in Shining Armor.
333
00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:38,153
- I tremble to re-read, must end!
334
00:29:39,750 --> 00:29:41,403
Good bye forever,
335
00:29:42,930 --> 00:29:44,457
Ugly Duck, your friend."
336
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,740
- Seriously? Delight, please!
337
00:29:55,740 --> 00:29:56,573
- Kiss me!
338
00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:58,593
- Gross!
339
00:30:26,737 --> 00:30:28,404
- Ah, yes, yes, yes!
340
00:30:33,246 --> 00:30:34,579
- Urgh, love no!
341
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:46,680
- I have to see Ugly Duck!
342
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,980
- Ulysses, she's not your property!
343
00:30:48,980 --> 00:30:51,490
Your behavior is not
worthy of a Great man.
344
00:30:51,490 --> 00:30:54,490
- I don't care! She's going
away forever, I have to see her!
345
00:30:57,468 --> 00:30:58,468
Surprise!
346
00:31:11,730 --> 00:31:13,680
It's a boy!
347
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,000
- It's a rabbit.
348
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,040
Come on, don't
be shy! Kiss your baby!
349
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,470
I worked hard on this one.
350
00:31:20,470 --> 00:31:22,240
How shall we name him?
351
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:23,980
It's got to be "Albert"!
352
00:31:23,980 --> 00:31:26,670
Oh, please, please! Pretty please!
353
00:31:26,670 --> 00:31:28,170
- Please tell me you're joking.
354
00:31:28,170 --> 00:31:30,830
Look at him,
Ulysses. He's just as cute
355
00:31:30,830 --> 00:31:32,770
and adorable as you are.
356
00:31:32,770 --> 00:31:35,050
I thought you'd be happy.
357
00:31:35,050 --> 00:31:36,033
- He's a rabbit.
358
00:31:37,050 --> 00:31:40,150
My son is a loving rabbit.
359
00:31:40,150 --> 00:31:42,440
Technically, he's also my brother.
360
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:46,270
I'm so glad you've
finally come to you senses!
361
00:31:46,270 --> 00:31:49,230
Take your son in arms, Ulysses.
362
00:31:49,230 --> 00:31:52,320
It's your role now to
keep him safe and warm.
363
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:56,630
Remember, true Greats are
inclusive, tolerant and diverse.
364
00:31:56,630 --> 00:31:58,330
We don't stigmatize.
365
00:31:58,330 --> 00:32:03,290
We love everybody and everything:
people, animals, plants,
366
00:32:03,290 --> 00:32:04,630
even insects.
367
00:32:04,630 --> 00:32:07,280
We are in love with love.
368
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,907
But most of all, we love Greatland.
369
00:32:11,974 --> 00:32:13,653
- Son of a delight! He bit me!
370
00:32:14,780 --> 00:32:16,723
Welcome to parenthood!
371
00:32:18,420 --> 00:32:19,253
- Well,
372
00:32:20,220 --> 00:32:25,220
a house, a baby to take
care of, I'm all set then.
373
00:32:25,810 --> 00:32:27,810
How about a life partner?
374
00:32:27,810 --> 00:32:30,110
Do you have someone special at heart?
375
00:32:30,110 --> 00:32:30,973
- Not really.
376
00:32:32,790 --> 00:32:35,073
I'm going to take Albert to
the Priest for the blessing.
377
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,300
- Looks like it's the Felinist Revolution
378
00:33:12,300 --> 00:33:13,829
for the three of you.
379
00:33:13,829 --> 00:33:18,278
- We gonna be sistas!
380
00:33:18,278 --> 00:33:20,957
- I knew it! I felt it!
381
00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:24,263
- I'm gonna rock the love out
of the Felinist Revolution!
382
00:33:53,609 --> 00:33:54,859
Yes! Felinists!
383
00:34:02,882 --> 00:34:06,103
- All right, this one's
going to be a SLAVE.
384
00:34:11,860 --> 00:34:14,970
Split up and let her go!
385
00:34:14,970 --> 00:34:17,143
It's not like she's caught
a Virus or anything.
386
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,513
Oh come on!
387
00:34:41,970 --> 00:34:45,823
Mom, I can't see anything,
is she a SLAVE or a Felinist?
388
00:34:49,162 --> 00:34:50,812
- I can't see it! I can't see it!
389
00:34:52,953 --> 00:34:54,563
- Come out already!
390
00:34:56,470 --> 00:34:57,510
- Wait! Don't go!
391
00:34:57,510 --> 00:34:59,460
We still have this one left!
392
00:35:01,550 --> 00:35:04,010
Oh, just came to my mind!
393
00:35:04,010 --> 00:35:07,453
Do you see this nice orphan
birch tree down the street?
394
00:35:08,630 --> 00:35:10,260
Isn't she cute?
395
00:35:10,260 --> 00:35:12,640
So far no one had the generosity
396
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,480
to embrace the pretty birch.
397
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,290
A little birdie tells me
that this generous soul
398
00:35:17,290 --> 00:35:18,553
might just be you.
399
00:35:26,697 --> 00:35:28,850
Are you OK, my love?
400
00:35:28,850 --> 00:35:31,073
You should go see a healer.
401
00:35:37,810 --> 00:35:38,643
- I'm fine.
402
00:35:41,570 --> 00:35:42,403
I'm Great.
403
00:35:47,790 --> 00:35:48,690
Never been better!
404
00:35:56,870 --> 00:35:58,340
- It never does that.
405
00:36:08,630 --> 00:36:09,463
Hello?
406
00:36:42,570 --> 00:36:46,233
- My, it's really quiet here today!
407
00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:52,800
- Today's Sensitivity Test went so wrong!
408
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,170
But I saved the day.
409
00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:56,653
All the Girls are sorted
out and on their way.
410
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,603
- So there was this really ugly girl.
411
00:37:05,660 --> 00:37:09,940
Red hair, blue eyes, you
know what happened to her?
412
00:37:09,940 --> 00:37:13,370
- Ah that girl, what a mess!
413
00:37:13,370 --> 00:37:15,750
Her results they went on and on,
414
00:37:15,750 --> 00:37:19,353
and in the end she was
sent to Repentance Island.
415
00:37:21,980 --> 00:37:24,223
- Can you bless my son Albert?
416
00:37:27,559 --> 00:37:29,733
- Isn't he precious!
417
00:37:31,510 --> 00:37:33,853
- By love, we live forever!
418
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:36,943
You've been blessed.
419
00:37:39,459 --> 00:37:42,720
Ah! Son of a delight! He bit me!
420
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:46,680
Are you OK, my love?
421
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:48,477
You should go see a healer.
422
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:12,833
- Mom?
423
00:38:17,785 --> 00:38:18,618
Hello!
424
00:38:20,950 --> 00:38:21,783
Are you there?
425
00:38:34,630 --> 00:38:35,913
Always wanted to do it.
426
00:38:39,897 --> 00:38:41,113
You see, Mom,
427
00:38:41,970 --> 00:38:44,170
Mr. Lee taught me how
to talk to appliances.
428
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,913
That heart simulator over
there, we built it together.
429
00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:02,588
What do I do now, Mr. Lee?
430
00:39:27,550 --> 00:39:29,483
Hello, world!
431
00:39:30,730 --> 00:39:31,930
Hello, world!
432
00:39:35,690 --> 00:39:38,630
- Guide me to Repentance Island.
433
00:39:38,630 --> 00:39:40,503
Action not authorized.
434
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,820
- Where is Repentance Island?
435
00:39:43,820 --> 00:39:46,130
Answer not authorized.
436
00:39:46,130 --> 00:39:47,163
- Authorized by who?
437
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,173
Answer me, Mother-loving appliance!
438
00:39:55,710 --> 00:39:58,660
Oh Ulysses, is
this how you repay my love?
439
00:39:58,660 --> 00:40:00,540
How could you break my heart like this?
440
00:40:00,540 --> 00:40:02,630
You hurt me, your Mother who loves
441
00:40:02,630 --> 00:40:04,040
and cares so much about you!
442
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,440
- Shush! Shush! Shush, be quiet!
443
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:06,413
This device will
self-destroy in three, two, one.
444
00:40:06,413 --> 00:40:08,503
- Oh no! No, no! Mom, please!
445
00:40:10,010 --> 00:40:11,160
If you're hearing this message,
446
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:14,050
you've successfully
destroyed your bracelet.
447
00:40:14,050 --> 00:40:15,670
Now run.
448
00:40:15,670 --> 00:40:17,730
The Optimists are on their way.
449
00:40:17,730 --> 00:40:21,572
Do what your namesake in
"Odyssey" did, Follow Orion.
450
00:40:45,269 --> 00:40:49,557
Mirror,
mirror, on the wall.
451
00:40:55,876 --> 00:40:58,105
Mirror, mirror, on the wall.
452
00:40:58,105 --> 00:41:00,964
Mirror, mirror, on the wall.
453
00:41:00,964 --> 00:41:02,340
Mirror, mirror, on the wall.
454
00:41:23,722 --> 00:41:27,622
- Let the Debate about
Greatland's next Sweetheart begin!
455
00:41:28,455 --> 00:41:30,134
- Yeah, you go Jörg!
456
00:41:30,134 --> 00:41:33,907
- You shut your pie hole! Jörg
Doberman is a speciest pig!
457
00:41:33,907 --> 00:41:34,993
- He's a dog.
458
00:41:42,979 --> 00:41:45,060
- Now why are you crying?
459
00:41:45,060 --> 00:41:47,027
- To see Cat like this,
460
00:41:48,070 --> 00:41:50,880
she's so caring so inspiring.
461
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,750
- I'm not a cat but I wish I was.
462
00:41:53,750 --> 00:41:57,230
It would be great to be born
as one of Cat Purry's kittens.
463
00:41:57,230 --> 00:42:01,133
- And to know the Evil
Nation created this Virus.
464
00:42:02,639 --> 00:42:06,930
- So here I am totally not
a cat, but a proud member
465
00:42:06,930 --> 00:42:09,827
of the "I am a CAT" gang
of totally cool people.
466
00:42:09,827 --> 00:42:11,780
- What about non-people, huh?
467
00:42:11,780 --> 00:42:15,523
Plants, animals? Ever heard
of them, spoiled brat?
468
00:42:15,523 --> 00:42:17,480
- Yes, of course, plants and animals rock!
469
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:20,288
And rocks rule! Wohoo!
470
00:42:21,121 --> 00:42:22,344
- Jörg Doberman on the other hand.
471
00:42:22,344 --> 00:42:24,729
Was accused of raping
a two year old coyote!
472
00:42:24,729 --> 00:42:26,540
Why's no one talking about this?
473
00:42:26,540 --> 00:42:28,090
- Innocent until proven guilty.
474
00:42:31,615 --> 00:42:32,803
- Stop fighting, y'all!
475
00:42:33,830 --> 00:42:35,443
Look how far we've come.
476
00:42:36,310 --> 00:42:39,930
There was a time when we had
to mate with the opposite sex
477
00:42:39,930 --> 00:42:40,930
in order to procreate.
478
00:42:40,930 --> 00:42:43,050
- Yeah, you go Jörg!
479
00:42:45,587 --> 00:42:47,450
- But not anymore.
480
00:42:47,450 --> 00:42:50,130
We are truly free to love whoever we want!
481
00:42:50,130 --> 00:42:53,068
- Spoken like a true Great!
482
00:42:53,068 --> 00:42:53,901
A true Great!
483
00:42:57,197 --> 00:43:01,594
- This is Malak and I vote
Malak as Cat's next mate.
484
00:43:01,594 --> 00:43:03,320
Malak! Malak!
485
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:04,584
- Malak! Malak! Malak!
486
00:43:04,584 --> 00:43:07,840
- Now put your hands
together and remember:
487
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,800
The whole world should serve your needs.
488
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:14,297
Your opinion is the only one
that matters in Greatland!
489
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:25,683
- Rejoicing in the breeze,
490
00:43:27,090 --> 00:43:29,193
Ulysses sat at the helm he steered.
491
00:43:31,730 --> 00:43:34,713
Watching the Pleiads,
and late setting Boötes,
492
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,633
and Orion that never baths in the Ocean.
493
00:43:43,130 --> 00:43:45,750
For this star Calypso
had bidden him to keep
494
00:43:45,750 --> 00:43:49,787
on the left hand as he
sailed over the sea.
495
00:44:38,660 --> 00:44:39,493
- Ugly Duck!
496
00:44:43,403 --> 00:44:44,343
Come on!
497
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:46,723
Stop pretending!
498
00:44:47,670 --> 00:44:50,417
Look, I don't have a bracelet,
Mother's not listening!
499
00:45:42,289 --> 00:45:43,372
It's not you.
500
00:45:55,950 --> 00:45:57,983
Men are so quick to blame the gods.
501
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:01,393
They say that we devise their misery.
502
00:46:02,690 --> 00:46:06,400
But they themselves, in
their depravity design grief
503
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,500
greater than the griefs that fate assigns.
504
00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:11,716
Yeah, right!
505
00:47:24,873 --> 00:47:25,706
- Amen.
506
00:47:38,150 --> 00:47:39,263
I know you're there.
507
00:47:43,351 --> 00:47:44,184
Come over.
508
00:47:45,115 --> 00:47:45,948
Help me.
509
00:47:50,730 --> 00:47:52,080
- You wanna fight, huh?
510
00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:57,333
You wanna fight?
511
00:47:59,963 --> 00:48:01,953
- And the Gods smile upon us.
512
00:48:04,780 --> 00:48:08,110
- We're bringing you some
exciting and disturbing news.
513
00:48:08,110 --> 00:48:10,640
Clashes broke out today between supporters
514
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:15,640
of Jörg Doberman and
Felinists passionarias.
515
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:20,680
- I am a simple Great.
516
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:24,630
Cat Purry sets a wrong
example for hundreds
517
00:48:24,630 --> 00:48:27,930
of our life partners across Greatland.
518
00:48:27,930 --> 00:48:32,930
Now everybody must be furry
and have kittens as babies.
519
00:48:34,370 --> 00:48:37,223
Well, my wife is not furry,
520
00:48:38,948 --> 00:48:41,080
she is leafy.
521
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:45,810
Where do we fit in Cat
Purry's perfect Greatland?
522
00:48:45,810 --> 00:48:48,240
- You anti-felinist, speciest jerk!
523
00:48:48,240 --> 00:48:49,480
Your Jörg Doberman is a tree hatist.
524
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:53,123
How does it make you feel
when your tree is cut?
525
00:48:55,366 --> 00:48:57,602
- Jolly! Jolly! Jolly my love!
526
00:48:57,602 --> 00:48:59,113
- You did it to yourself.
- Are you hurt?
527
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:02,240
You should be ashamed of yourself!
528
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:04,104
- Oh I've got your baby!
529
00:49:04,104 --> 00:49:06,143
Oops, I dropped it!
530
00:49:07,260 --> 00:49:08,093
Not!
531
00:49:08,093 --> 00:49:09,630
- Please, please, give me my baby back!
532
00:49:09,630 --> 00:49:11,780
- Tree Huggers make me lose weight!
533
00:49:18,010 --> 00:49:19,720
- Felinist Revolution!
534
00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:22,130
It is your time to let it all out!
535
00:49:22,130 --> 00:49:23,103
Free yourself!
536
00:49:25,634 --> 00:49:26,910
- I'm not going for it!
537
00:49:26,910 --> 00:49:28,557
- What? It's my camera!
538
00:49:32,111 --> 00:49:36,361
- Oh well, I suppose the
heart wants what it wants.
539
00:49:37,768 --> 00:49:38,601
Sad, sad.
540
00:49:45,810 --> 00:49:46,743
- This is wrong!
541
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:50,363
How will Altruists find
her for Resurrection?
542
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:57,000
- What do you know of death?
543
00:50:02,710 --> 00:50:04,570
- More than you think!
544
00:50:04,570 --> 00:50:05,403
I've read about it!
545
00:50:05,403 --> 00:50:06,480
In books!
546
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:11,480
- Wow! You can read! You're badass!
547
00:50:11,700 --> 00:50:14,160
- Well, reading is nothing!
548
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:16,700
Counting and talking to
electronic appliances
549
00:50:16,700 --> 00:50:17,533
is much harder.
550
00:50:19,348 --> 00:50:21,760
- What've you done to your bracelet?
551
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,053
- Why did you do that?
552
00:50:24,180 --> 00:50:25,780
I was just starting to like you!
553
00:50:28,585 --> 00:50:29,710
- What is your name, boy?
554
00:50:29,710 --> 00:50:30,543
- Nobody.
555
00:50:33,300 --> 00:50:35,000
- Where do you think you're going?
556
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:39,510
You're a fugitive from Optimism.
557
00:50:39,510 --> 00:50:42,580
They catch you, they're
going to put you out
558
00:50:42,580 --> 00:50:43,703
for Resurrection.
559
00:51:03,900 --> 00:51:04,883
- Wait a second.
560
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,283
This is my country.
561
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:09,633
Why should I leave?
562
00:51:10,610 --> 00:51:11,443
You go!
563
00:51:13,750 --> 00:51:15,063
- Are you hungry?
564
00:51:38,842 --> 00:51:40,360
- Now you.
565
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:43,657
- No! Fish is my fellow Great.
566
00:51:43,657 --> 00:51:46,437
- My God, what did they do to you!
567
00:52:02,899 --> 00:52:05,982
- You've no idea what you're missing.
568
00:52:12,530 --> 00:52:13,763
- If I try it,
569
00:52:16,370 --> 00:52:17,460
will it make me Evil?
570
00:52:17,460 --> 00:52:18,293
- No!
571
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:22,363
Fish are true Greats.
572
00:52:23,660 --> 00:52:25,580
The fish loves you.
573
00:52:25,580 --> 00:52:27,430
It doesn't want you to suffer hunger.
574
00:52:28,300 --> 00:52:31,590
By eating it, you are
helping a fellow Great
575
00:52:31,590 --> 00:52:33,040
become an even greater Great.
576
00:52:49,860 --> 00:52:53,700
- Yuck! Your soda's really foul!
577
00:52:53,700 --> 00:52:55,033
Burns like a bee sting!
578
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,703
- It's whiskey. Bourbon.
579
00:52:59,910 --> 00:53:01,543
Sorry, that's all I have.
580
00:53:05,620 --> 00:53:07,270
- Are you an Evil spy?
581
00:53:07,270 --> 00:53:08,270
What's your mission?
582
00:53:09,630 --> 00:53:13,050
- I'm not Evil. I am a fellow Great.
583
00:53:13,050 --> 00:53:14,023
- Yeah, right!
584
00:53:15,270 --> 00:53:19,330
Your bracelet has gradations
and says "Swiss Made."
585
00:53:19,330 --> 00:53:22,030
It's, like, the most Evil thing on Earth!
586
00:53:22,030 --> 00:53:23,740
- It's a watch.
587
00:53:23,740 --> 00:53:25,360
I'm a Clerk.
588
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:27,820
We are guardians of continuity.
589
00:53:27,820 --> 00:53:29,690
We make sure that Greatland
does not disappear
590
00:53:29,690 --> 00:53:30,523
no matter what.
591
00:53:32,340 --> 00:53:33,540
- Never heard of Clerks.
592
00:53:39,565 --> 00:53:40,723
Oopsies,
593
00:53:43,550 --> 00:53:44,693
my head is spinning.
594
00:53:45,550 --> 00:53:47,163
- That's the alcohol's working.
595
00:53:48,450 --> 00:53:51,940
Doesn't it make all your
problems seem less important?
596
00:53:51,940 --> 00:53:53,453
- Greats don't have problems.
597
00:53:54,390 --> 00:53:57,923
Everything bad that happens
in Greatland is of Evil doing.
598
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:02,690
When Ugly Duck and I were kids,
599
00:54:02,690 --> 00:54:06,850
we used to think Evils were
these huge hairy monsters.
600
00:54:06,850 --> 00:54:11,040
Anyway, Mother explained to
me that Evils were like us.
601
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:13,600
Seriously, just like us!
602
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:15,870
And they were lurking amongst us,
603
00:54:15,870 --> 00:54:18,033
doing their Evil deeds to doom us all.
604
00:54:19,011 --> 00:54:20,820
- A common enemy is the best way
605
00:54:20,820 --> 00:54:23,143
to unite a nation behind its government.
606
00:54:24,670 --> 00:54:26,937
- Yeah, that's what you have, right,
607
00:54:26,937 --> 00:54:28,270
in your Evildom?
608
00:54:29,859 --> 00:54:30,692
A Government!
609
00:54:41,970 --> 00:54:45,083
- Don't! Stop picking your nose.
610
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:48,513
Stop!
611
00:54:51,210 --> 00:54:52,043
Who's Ugly Duck?
612
00:54:54,010 --> 00:54:54,843
- A girl.
613
00:54:57,310 --> 00:54:58,463
I think I like her.
614
00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:01,863
I like a girl.
615
00:55:06,030 --> 00:55:06,863
- Where is she?
616
00:55:11,070 --> 00:55:12,313
- Repentance Island.
617
00:55:14,780 --> 00:55:15,880
I'm going to save her.
618
00:55:17,700 --> 00:55:19,163
I'm her Knight in Shining.
619
00:55:21,630 --> 00:55:23,630
I'm her Knight in Shining Armor.
620
00:56:22,810 --> 00:56:24,923
- Dear God, you found the fugitive!
621
00:56:27,410 --> 00:56:32,410
- Yep, and I'm not doing your job again.
622
00:56:32,570 --> 00:56:35,170
- It's not my job to chase after them!
623
00:56:35,170 --> 00:56:37,540
Lady Omega told me to stay out of it.
624
00:56:37,540 --> 00:56:40,403
She's on the edge, borderline psychotic.
625
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:44,253
- Fish rot from the head down.
626
00:56:45,270 --> 00:56:48,460
You gonna have to stand up to him one day
627
00:56:48,460 --> 00:56:50,645
or your children will be next.
628
00:56:50,645 --> 00:56:51,478
- Help me!
629
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:09,913
- Hi there!
630
00:57:14,397 --> 00:57:16,840
I got you some cookies and milk.
631
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:17,710
You used to like them.
632
00:57:17,710 --> 00:57:18,543
- Where am I?
633
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:23,290
- Well, you're in your Dad's man cave.
634
00:57:23,290 --> 00:57:26,373
It's not really a cave,
it's an old garage but...
635
00:57:34,540 --> 00:57:35,767
- My Dad's man cave?!
636
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:41,773
You knew my Dad?
637
00:57:45,380 --> 00:57:46,313
Is he here?
638
00:57:47,630 --> 00:57:49,753
- Why yes, he is.
639
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:55,313
- Well,
640
00:57:56,450 --> 00:57:57,283
where?
641
00:57:57,283 --> 00:58:00,033
Where is he, when's he coming?
642
00:58:05,810 --> 00:58:07,303
- You're looking at him.
643
00:58:15,519 --> 00:58:18,769
Well, say something, what do you think?
644
00:58:21,470 --> 00:58:22,303
- No.
645
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,330
- You wanna see what I'm doing?
646
00:58:43,330 --> 00:58:44,163
- No.
647
00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:57,290
- I re-set your bracelet.
648
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:04,350
Your record is clean as a
whistle. You can go back
649
00:59:04,350 --> 00:59:06,483
to your life as if nothing ever happened.
650
00:59:16,110 --> 00:59:17,250
- You wanna get rid of me?
651
00:59:17,250 --> 00:59:18,973
- No, no, no, of course not.
652
00:59:20,630 --> 00:59:22,580
Just you don't seem to be happy here.
653
00:59:22,580 --> 00:59:25,900
So the least I can do is
facilitate your return
654
00:59:25,900 --> 00:59:26,733
to the mainland.
655
00:59:29,577 --> 00:59:30,577
- Did you know that,
656
00:59:33,900 --> 00:59:34,733
my son,
657
00:59:37,670 --> 00:59:38,653
your grandson,
658
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:41,033
is a rabbit?
659
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:45,963
And if I go back,
660
00:59:51,315 --> 00:59:52,520
I marry a birch tree.
661
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:55,163
- No, no!
662
01:00:00,697 --> 01:00:02,677
- A hamster, then.
663
01:00:02,677 --> 01:00:03,510
- God no!
664
01:00:05,090 --> 01:00:06,673
I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
665
01:00:11,765 --> 01:00:12,848
I'm so sorry!
666
01:01:17,730 --> 01:01:20,560
- Mr. Doberman, Your Excellency!
667
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:22,888
So honored to meet you!
668
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:26,803
- Sit young man.
669
01:01:27,980 --> 01:01:29,150
It's just a dog.
670
01:01:29,150 --> 01:01:29,983
It doesn't talk.
671
01:01:31,089 --> 01:01:31,922
Good boy!
672
01:01:31,922 --> 01:01:32,755
Get out of here.
673
01:01:35,810 --> 01:01:37,123
You're breathtaking!
674
01:01:39,030 --> 01:01:39,863
Exquisite!
675
01:01:41,690 --> 01:01:43,357
I'm so glad I saw you.
676
01:01:45,190 --> 01:01:46,523
- I don't understand.
677
01:01:47,540 --> 01:01:49,920
- My little princess!
678
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:52,023
I'm not gonna let anybody hurt you.
679
01:01:56,970 --> 01:01:57,973
Oh baby!
680
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:14,543
- That's your Mom.
681
01:02:18,330 --> 01:02:20,080
- That's how I always imagined her.
682
01:02:23,330 --> 01:02:25,600
Do you think she'll forgive
me for breaking the bracelet?
683
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:26,923
- Sit down, Ulysses.
684
01:02:30,670 --> 01:02:35,670
Your Mom, your real Mom was
flesh and blood like you and me.
685
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:38,153
- Yeah, right!
686
01:02:39,850 --> 01:02:42,530
- Your reaction is perfectly normal.
687
01:02:42,530 --> 01:02:44,577
You've been brainwashed for fifteen years.
688
01:02:44,577 --> 01:02:47,710
- Do you mean she was a woman?
689
01:02:48,750 --> 01:02:51,590
like the one Mr. Lee contaminated
and got Ugly Duck out of?
690
01:02:51,590 --> 01:02:53,193
- Exactly! Well done!
691
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:56,443
- Wow, you must feel awful.
692
01:02:57,390 --> 01:02:58,543
- No, not really.
693
01:02:59,610 --> 01:03:00,670
I'm angry
694
01:03:02,090 --> 01:03:04,143
she disappeared leaving you with me.
695
01:03:05,340 --> 01:03:07,943
Not note, not a word all these years.
696
01:03:10,810 --> 01:03:14,700
- That's why Stone Age procreation
is banned in Greatland.
697
01:03:14,700 --> 01:03:15,950
It's Evil!
698
01:03:15,950 --> 01:03:17,223
- She was Evil.
699
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:23,173
- Oh, so I'm half Evil now?
700
01:03:24,545 --> 01:03:26,430
Although that would explain a lot.
701
01:03:26,430 --> 01:03:28,200
- Evils is not even their real name.
702
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:31,780
I think initially they
were called Europeans
703
01:03:31,780 --> 01:03:34,580
or Chinese or Russians.
704
01:03:34,580 --> 01:03:36,240
Fascinating bunch!
705
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:39,780
When I was young, I was sent
there to study their ways.
706
01:03:39,780 --> 01:03:42,943
But I fell in love with Evelyn.
707
01:03:45,100 --> 01:03:47,190
I returned with you to Greatland
708
01:03:47,190 --> 01:03:49,483
and openly confessed my sin.
709
01:03:50,530 --> 01:03:54,000
The Altruists decided to
keep me on the island.
710
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,570
You were given a bracelet
and sent to the mainland.
711
01:03:56,570 --> 01:03:59,820
In the meantime, Lee had
eloped with the daughter
712
01:03:59,820 --> 01:04:01,293
of a high-ranking Altruist.
713
01:04:02,500 --> 01:04:04,650
When she died in childbirth,
714
01:04:04,650 --> 01:04:07,300
which tells you a lot about
the state of medicine here
715
01:04:07,300 --> 01:04:08,930
on the island,
716
01:04:08,930 --> 01:04:13,930
Lee was made invisible and mute
and sent back to Greatland.
717
01:04:14,910 --> 01:04:19,060
But he promised me to educate
you and take care of you.
718
01:04:19,060 --> 01:04:20,053
- And that he did.
719
01:04:21,340 --> 01:04:22,400
He and Mother and I,
720
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:25,600
we were one happy family
before you showed up.
721
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:26,660
Mother is the best!
722
01:04:26,660 --> 01:04:31,660
- Ulysses, the Mother of
all Greats doesn't exist!
723
01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:35,600
It is an automatic voice
application that runs
724
01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:38,480
on the bracelet broadcast system.
725
01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:39,810
- Yeah, right!
726
01:04:39,810 --> 01:04:42,120
You are just messing with me now!
727
01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:44,130
Mother told me you would.
728
01:04:44,130 --> 01:04:47,847
You got any other ideas
up your sleeve, "Dad"?
729
01:04:48,700 --> 01:04:49,653
Oh, I know!
730
01:04:51,180 --> 01:04:52,763
This is Repentance Island!
731
01:04:54,930 --> 01:04:56,893
- This is Repentance Island.
732
01:05:12,046 --> 01:05:13,129
- Oh delight!
733
01:05:14,340 --> 01:05:16,210
Oh loving delight!
734
01:05:16,210 --> 01:05:18,140
I've been blinded!
735
01:05:18,140 --> 01:05:19,950
- Calm down, calm.
736
01:05:21,242 --> 01:05:24,391
Repentance Island is not
what you think it is.
737
01:05:24,391 --> 01:05:25,590
- By love, we live forever!
738
01:05:25,590 --> 01:05:26,790
By love, we live forever!
739
01:05:26,790 --> 01:05:28,203
By love, we live forever!
740
01:05:29,456 --> 01:05:31,383
- Why do I even bother? Forget it.
741
01:05:52,820 --> 01:05:54,483
- Now you just hurt my feelings.
742
01:05:57,000 --> 01:06:01,480
Repentance Island is like the
spookiest place in Greatland.
743
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:02,763
How did you end up here?
744
01:06:03,620 --> 01:06:05,403
- I was born here.
745
01:06:06,290 --> 01:06:08,403
Do you want to know how Greatland works?
746
01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:12,810
- No, not really. I'd rather
go find my friend Ugly Duck.
747
01:06:12,810 --> 01:06:14,870
- Well, you're not gonna
be able to rescue her
748
01:06:14,870 --> 01:06:16,913
unless you know what you're up against.
749
01:06:18,781 --> 01:06:21,423
- All right, go ahead, enlighten me.
750
01:06:23,150 --> 01:06:27,307
- This is the Mind Map of Greatland.
751
01:06:28,660 --> 01:06:30,793
Me and Lee designed it.
752
01:06:31,710 --> 01:06:34,320
The bracelet system was his invention.
753
01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:37,240
- Someone spoke to me right
before my bracelet blew up.
754
01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:39,350
He said, "Follow."
- "Follow Orion."
755
01:06:39,350 --> 01:06:41,170
- Exactly!
756
01:06:41,170 --> 01:06:42,570
And in exactly that voice!
757
01:06:42,570 --> 01:06:43,403
Do you know who it was?
758
01:06:43,403 --> 01:06:44,510
- It was me.
759
01:06:44,510 --> 01:06:47,793
I programed that message into
your bracelet many years ago.
760
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:51,400
- So if I never broke my bracelet,
761
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:52,800
you'd never reach out to me.
762
01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:55,503
- I knew you would.
763
01:06:57,300 --> 01:06:58,593
Let's not digress.
764
01:07:00,190 --> 01:07:02,760
The bracelets catch the
thoughts of all Greats
765
01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:06,050
and transmit them here to
the mainframe for analysis.
766
01:07:06,050 --> 01:07:10,113
Each thought is evaluated
on a three level scale,
767
01:07:10,980 --> 01:07:12,900
Basic - green,
768
01:07:12,900 --> 01:07:15,290
Slightly Above Average - yellow,
769
01:07:15,290 --> 01:07:17,343
Dangerous/Complex - red.
770
01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:22,730
This is SLAVE Sanctuary.
771
01:07:22,730 --> 01:07:25,730
The SLAVEs are refusing
to accept the authority
772
01:07:25,730 --> 01:07:28,360
of the Felinists over them anymore.
773
01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:30,087
- Wait, I thought the Felinists and
774
01:07:30,087 --> 01:07:32,030
the SLAVEs had nothing do with each other.
775
01:07:32,030 --> 01:07:34,120
- That's what Altruists want you to think.
776
01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:36,570
The main purpose of the Felinists
777
01:07:36,570 --> 01:07:39,950
is to control the female SLAVEs.
778
01:07:39,950 --> 01:07:43,840
Fun fact: 80% of Felinists are euthanized
779
01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:46,323
within the first three years
of joining the program.
780
01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:52,250
They are put out for Resurrection.
781
01:07:52,250 --> 01:07:54,950
And that is where the
second problem originated.
782
01:07:54,950 --> 01:07:58,690
A few years ago, instead of
euthanizing the Felinists,
783
01:07:58,690 --> 01:08:00,770
Optimists began saving them.
784
01:08:00,770 --> 01:08:02,110
- Like I want to save Ugly Duck?
785
01:08:02,110 --> 01:08:04,480
- Exactly! Felinists and Optimists
786
01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:08,603
who had "feelings" for each
other, started to ran away,
787
01:08:09,470 --> 01:08:10,973
began to pro-create:
788
01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:15,200
there have been at least three babies born
789
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:18,377
in what I call "the
separatist territories."
790
01:08:20,390 --> 01:08:21,960
- Wow!
791
01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:26,070
- This spells the end of
the current social contract.
792
01:08:26,070 --> 01:08:28,650
We must act now!
793
01:08:28,650 --> 01:08:30,550
If Evils find out the true state
794
01:08:30,550 --> 01:08:32,050
of affairs here in Greatland,
795
01:08:32,050 --> 01:08:33,990
they'll wipe us out!
796
01:08:33,990 --> 01:08:37,683
I have a list of measures.
797
01:08:41,230 --> 01:08:42,413
- Dad, it's okay.
798
01:08:48,250 --> 01:08:49,500
- I'm so tired.
799
01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:52,123
I've been on my own so long.
800
01:08:53,300 --> 01:08:55,430
I feel like I'm going crazy.
801
01:08:55,430 --> 01:08:57,630
- You're not crazy, you
just worry too much.
802
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:02,660
- What do you think of my map?
803
01:09:04,810 --> 01:09:06,810
- Don't worry, it's not accurate at all.
804
01:09:08,320 --> 01:09:09,800
I've been fooling Mother for years.
805
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:11,610
I only told her what she wanted to hear.
806
01:09:11,610 --> 01:09:15,790
- Your bracelet always
flashed yellow or red.
807
01:09:15,790 --> 01:09:19,560
Mother's pretty accurate since
she's the only gadget around.
808
01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:21,210
- What's a "gadget"?
809
01:09:21,210 --> 01:09:23,500
- Gadgets are communication toys.
810
01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:27,260
Years ago, gadgets allowed
everybody to talk to everybody.
811
01:09:27,260 --> 01:09:31,100
But soon it became so loud
that nobody could listen
812
01:09:31,100 --> 01:09:33,060
to anybody anymore.
813
01:09:33,060 --> 01:09:36,770
So the Altruists decided to
get rid of all the gadgets,
814
01:09:36,770 --> 01:09:37,693
leaving just one:
815
01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:39,793
Mother.
816
01:09:41,050 --> 01:09:42,770
- And the Greats agreed?
817
01:09:42,770 --> 01:09:44,830
- They were relieved.
818
01:09:44,830 --> 01:09:48,810
By then they came to associate
happiness with a simple life.
819
01:09:48,810 --> 01:09:51,390
You'd be amazed at the
hardship people can accept
820
01:09:51,390 --> 01:09:53,183
if you put a positive spin on it.
821
01:09:54,090 --> 01:09:56,630
Positive Attitude Set-Up,
822
01:09:56,630 --> 01:10:00,030
that's what kept Greatland
going all these years.
823
01:10:00,030 --> 01:10:02,200
- Look, Dad, your map is dope.
824
01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:05,333
But I still have no idea
where to find Ugly Duck.
825
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:09,970
- If she's anything like her mother
826
01:10:11,180 --> 01:10:16,170
or Lee when he was still
visible, she'd be a stunner.
827
01:10:16,170 --> 01:10:17,003
- She's kinda
828
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:19,703
ugly beautiful.
829
01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:22,563
- Follow me.
830
01:10:26,550 --> 01:10:29,413
I think I know where she might be.
831
01:11:08,707 --> 01:11:10,957
- Who are all these people?
832
01:11:12,420 --> 01:11:13,533
- They are Altruists.
833
01:11:16,730 --> 01:11:19,703
- Is that lady testing
out a Cure for the Virus?
834
01:11:21,220 --> 01:11:22,130
- I don't think so.
835
01:11:22,130 --> 01:11:24,213
I think she's enjoying her breakfast.
836
01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:31,473
- Hey! Those are Tokens of
Love for the Cure research!
837
01:11:33,580 --> 01:11:37,980
- Kiddo, there is no such
thing as a cure against death.
838
01:11:37,980 --> 01:11:39,013
Altruists know it.
839
01:11:40,510 --> 01:11:41,640
They enjoy every moment
840
01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:45,000
of their life making
sure that you pay for it.
841
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:48,570
- But that's so. Evil!
842
01:11:48,570 --> 01:11:51,740
- Exactly! This island is full of shit.
843
01:11:51,740 --> 01:11:53,990
Most Clerks became Altruists,
844
01:11:53,990 --> 01:11:55,830
or rebelled like Lee and were sent away.
845
01:11:55,830 --> 01:11:58,593
I'm pretty much the only
Clerk left standing.
846
01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:07,410
Keep your
moronic dog away from my cat!
847
01:12:07,410 --> 01:12:08,727
What do you want?
848
01:12:08,727 --> 01:12:10,457
The SLAVE Program!
849
01:12:10,457 --> 01:12:11,670
You
want those poor women
850
01:12:11,670 --> 01:12:13,880
to stop growing wheat
and start making weapons.
851
01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:14,930
Out of what?
852
01:12:14,930 --> 01:12:16,200
Thin air?
853
01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:18,570
Greatland has many enemies.
854
01:12:18,570 --> 01:12:19,960
Honey, please,
855
01:12:19,960 --> 01:12:22,550
the rest of the world follows our model.
856
01:12:22,550 --> 01:12:24,050
They love LOVE, they hate HATE.
857
01:12:24,050 --> 01:12:25,170
We make sure they do.
858
01:12:25,170 --> 01:12:28,363
- I don't care! Cat Purry
will win this election!
859
01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:32,053
Oh come in, Clerk!
860
01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:37,313
- Lady Omega, Alpha Altruist.
861
01:12:38,160 --> 01:12:39,480
- Hello, Clerk.
862
01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:43,010
Came to talk to my husband
about his little runaway whores?
863
01:12:43,010 --> 01:12:44,020
Go ahead.
864
01:12:44,020 --> 01:12:47,810
- No, Ma'am. Actually, I
came to draw your attention
865
01:12:47,810 --> 01:12:51,180
to recent developments
866
01:12:51,180 --> 01:12:52,533
in the Mind Map.
867
01:12:52,533 --> 01:12:56,070
- Oh very well, Clerk.
868
01:12:56,070 --> 01:12:58,140
Tell us how many millions
of Greats are ready
869
01:12:58,140 --> 01:13:00,562
to give their Tokens of Love to Cat Purry?
870
01:13:00,562 --> 01:13:02,420
- Greats are a dog nation, dear.
871
01:13:02,420 --> 01:13:05,453
They don't wanna see your
cat as their Sweetheart.
872
01:13:06,580 --> 01:13:08,233
- We'll see about that.
873
01:13:09,460 --> 01:13:10,653
Take care, Clerk!
874
01:13:19,060 --> 01:13:23,380
- The legend tells that
my great great-grandfather
875
01:13:23,380 --> 01:13:26,320
and a Navajo chief exchanged
their personal rifle
876
01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:29,473
and tomahawk to seal a peace treaty.
877
01:13:30,750 --> 01:13:32,840
- Why did the rifle come back?
878
01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:36,950
- The ugly truth is that
our side broke peace,
879
01:13:36,950 --> 01:13:40,180
murdered the Navajo
chief and all his tribe,
880
01:13:40,180 --> 01:13:42,453
took back the rifle and all his land.
881
01:13:45,610 --> 01:13:47,668
- I didn't know that,
882
01:13:47,668 --> 01:13:49,487
fascinating.
883
01:13:49,487 --> 01:13:50,813
And you are?
884
01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:53,230
- Nobody.
- He's my assistant.
885
01:13:53,230 --> 01:13:54,320
- What for?
886
01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:57,100
You're just inventing work
for yourself, old friend.
887
01:13:57,100 --> 01:13:58,150
- Not exactly.
888
01:13:58,150 --> 01:14:01,000
If you care to take a
look at the Mind Map.
889
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:03,410
- He's pale. Whose kid is he anyway?
890
01:14:03,410 --> 01:14:05,560
I don't remember seeing him on the island.
891
01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:07,096
- He's the Policeman's.
892
01:14:07,096 --> 01:14:08,747
- Ah, bloody Irish!
893
01:14:08,747 --> 01:14:12,610
Those Policeman reproduce
faster than Cat Purry.
894
01:14:12,610 --> 01:14:15,040
You're lucky you have
such cute little sisters.
895
01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:17,310
- I'm sure his Dad will be pleased
896
01:14:17,310 --> 01:14:20,010
to know that the Alpha
Altruist fancies his daughters.
897
01:14:21,290 --> 01:14:23,630
- Get rid of this rusty old piece of junk.
898
01:14:23,630 --> 01:14:25,293
Let's talk business.
899
01:14:30,180 --> 01:14:31,603
- Wait for me outside.
900
01:14:39,520 --> 01:14:41,830
- Did you find my little princess?
901
01:14:41,830 --> 01:14:44,393
- She tried to swim to
the mainland, she drowned.
902
01:14:45,790 --> 01:14:47,620
- Why would she try to run away?
903
01:14:47,620 --> 01:14:49,710
I treated her like my own daughter!
904
01:14:49,710 --> 01:14:51,333
- She was tortured.
905
01:14:54,670 --> 01:14:55,503
- Clerk,
906
01:14:56,970 --> 01:14:58,510
I've known you forever.
907
01:14:58,510 --> 01:15:00,280
Do you think I could possibly torture
908
01:15:00,280 --> 01:15:01,460
a little girl like that?
909
01:15:01,460 --> 01:15:02,493
- Of course, not.
910
01:15:03,380 --> 01:15:05,683
But somebody tortured her.
911
01:15:07,640 --> 01:15:09,433
- I passed her down to.
912
01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:12,440
the Philanthropist!
913
01:15:12,440 --> 01:15:13,273
Ask him.
914
01:15:14,920 --> 01:15:16,513
If he tortured her, that's it!
915
01:15:17,750 --> 01:15:19,870
I will send him no more of the new ones.
916
01:15:19,870 --> 01:15:21,983
No more of the new ones.
917
01:15:34,590 --> 01:15:36,094
- Psst!
918
01:15:36,094 --> 01:15:36,927
Ugly Duck!
919
01:15:40,250 --> 01:15:41,083
Ugly Duck!
920
01:15:56,890 --> 01:15:58,200
- Wow!
921
01:15:58,200 --> 01:15:59,469
You look beautiful!
922
01:15:59,469 --> 01:16:01,669
- Thank you. You're not
too shabby yourself.
923
01:16:02,930 --> 01:16:04,000
- Meh!
924
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:05,230
My Dad made me wear these.
925
01:16:05,230 --> 01:16:06,433
I had to blend in.
926
01:16:10,230 --> 01:16:11,784
- Who gave you this?
927
01:16:11,784 --> 01:16:12,617
Where did you get this?
928
01:16:12,617 --> 01:16:14,800
- Alpha Altruist, he's really nice.
929
01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:16,700
And did you see Jörg
Doberman and Cat Purry?
930
01:16:16,700 --> 01:16:17,760
- We have to go, now!
931
01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:20,063
- No! I'm not your property!
932
01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:24,223
- But I came to save you!
933
01:16:25,550 --> 01:16:27,090
- From what?
934
01:16:27,090 --> 01:16:30,130
- Relax, old friend.
Greatland is doing just fine.
935
01:16:30,130 --> 01:16:33,170
We have successfully avoided
a totalitarian dictatorship
936
01:16:33,170 --> 01:16:36,100
and steered the ship
toward a supra-democracy.
937
01:16:36,100 --> 01:16:38,530
The Gender War is over.
938
01:16:38,530 --> 01:16:40,420
Minorities decide for the majority.
939
01:16:40,420 --> 01:16:45,033
And every Great has rights
but no responsibilities.
940
01:16:45,890 --> 01:16:47,043
On that note,
941
01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:50,600
let's enjoy this beautiful sunset
942
01:16:50,600 --> 01:16:52,360
on this perfect island, shall we?
943
01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:55,650
- But the social peace is fragile,
944
01:16:55,650 --> 01:16:58,883
replenishment of the population an issue.
945
01:17:00,032 --> 01:17:01,970
Greatland has lost its economic
946
01:17:01,970 --> 01:17:05,650
and technological advantages to Evildom.
947
01:17:05,650 --> 01:17:07,853
- Enough! I'm gonna say this one time:
948
01:17:09,160 --> 01:17:11,623
Don't be paranoid!
949
01:17:20,720 --> 01:17:24,180
- Alpha Altruist rescued
me from the Optimists.
950
01:17:24,180 --> 01:17:26,148
He loves me like his own daughter.
951
01:17:26,148 --> 01:17:27,630
- You don't understand anything!
952
01:17:27,630 --> 01:17:30,513
The girl who was here
before you, they killed her!
953
01:17:31,540 --> 01:17:33,080
- What's "killed"?
954
01:17:33,080 --> 01:17:34,840
- It's that Stone Age thing
we read about in books!
955
01:17:34,840 --> 01:17:36,990
You're put out but like, forever!
956
01:17:36,990 --> 01:17:39,160
No Resurrection, nada!
957
01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:42,000
- Alpha Altruist said he'd
never let anyone hurt me.
958
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,610
This is the safest place on Earth!
959
01:17:44,610 --> 01:17:46,860
Ulysses, I love you, to what end deceive?
960
01:17:46,860 --> 01:17:49,880
But I am now another's bride.
961
01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:51,703
For ever faithful will abide.
962
01:18:06,750 --> 01:18:07,893
- Shit.
963
01:18:10,861 --> 01:18:11,694
- What?
964
01:18:13,620 --> 01:18:15,240
- Shit.
965
01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:18,487
When I am angry I say "shit".
966
01:18:20,300 --> 01:18:22,427
- We say "Love" and "Delight".
967
01:18:23,370 --> 01:18:24,870
But I like your "Shit" better.
968
01:18:26,070 --> 01:18:27,457
- Now say "Fuck!"
969
01:18:28,647 --> 01:18:29,737
- "Fuck"
970
01:18:29,737 --> 01:18:30,957
- Fuck!
971
01:18:30,957 --> 01:18:31,790
- Fuck!
972
01:18:31,790 --> 01:18:32,623
- Fu uuuuu-ck!
973
01:18:32,623 --> 01:18:33,664
Shit!
- Fuck!
974
01:18:33,664 --> 01:18:34,810
- Shit!
- Fuck!
975
01:18:34,810 --> 01:18:35,680
- Fuck!
- Fuck!
976
01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:36,742
- Shit!
- Shit!
977
01:18:36,742 --> 01:18:38,017
- Fuck!
- Shit!
978
01:18:38,017 --> 01:18:38,850
- Fuck!
- Fuck!
979
01:18:38,850 --> 01:18:39,683
- Fuck!
- Fuck!
980
01:18:52,540 --> 01:18:53,533
- Hello, Clerk.
981
01:18:54,810 --> 01:18:56,960
Jesus, I've known you for so long
982
01:18:56,960 --> 01:18:58,633
that I forgot your real name.
983
01:18:59,730 --> 01:19:00,833
- I forgot myself.
984
01:19:12,210 --> 01:19:14,900
- Sometimes this island
feels like a prison.
985
01:19:14,900 --> 01:19:17,040
We certainly behave like prisoners.
986
01:19:17,040 --> 01:19:20,320
Going by nicknames, dreaming of escaping.
987
01:19:20,320 --> 01:19:23,385
- Pour vivre heureux, vivons cachés.
988
01:19:24,218 --> 01:19:26,513
- Yes, to live happy let's live hidden.
989
01:19:28,160 --> 01:19:29,580
But don't you just wanna
go back to Greatland
990
01:19:29,580 --> 01:19:32,513
and restore everything
to how it was before?
991
01:19:33,570 --> 01:19:34,730
We'll drop the act.
992
01:19:34,730 --> 01:19:37,820
Call ourselves by our
real names and titles.
993
01:19:37,820 --> 01:19:40,230
Call everything by what it is.
994
01:19:40,230 --> 01:19:42,350
- You would hold the mirror up
995
01:19:42,350 --> 01:19:45,570
to the masses of depressed
and neglected people.
996
01:19:45,570 --> 01:19:47,187
What do you think the result would be?
997
01:19:47,187 --> 01:19:48,783
- I have no idea.
998
01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:52,113
But I want real power.
999
01:19:53,380 --> 01:19:55,353
Not this golden retirement!
1000
01:19:56,210 --> 01:19:59,280
Are you too have this thirst,
1001
01:19:59,280 --> 01:20:02,040
this passion for real impact?
1002
01:20:02,040 --> 01:20:05,010
You want to leave a legacy.
1003
01:20:05,010 --> 01:20:06,800
You and I, we've been waiting
1004
01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:10,390
in the shadow of Alpha
Altruist for decades.
1005
01:20:10,390 --> 01:20:12,093
I've had enough!
1006
01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:14,533
What about you?
1007
01:20:16,970 --> 01:20:18,733
- It won't work.
1008
01:20:19,630 --> 01:20:24,630
We have no resources to
take power in Greatland.
1009
01:20:24,760 --> 01:20:27,570
- You are the smartest
and most competent person
1010
01:20:27,570 --> 01:20:28,800
on this island.
1011
01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:31,450
I'm the voice of Mother.
1012
01:20:31,450 --> 01:20:34,510
Together we can figure it out.
1013
01:20:39,977 --> 01:20:42,450
- We're a dying breed.
1014
01:20:42,450 --> 01:20:44,743
We've been here our entire lives.
1015
01:20:45,880 --> 01:20:48,223
It's too late in the day for escaping.
1016
01:21:00,310 --> 01:21:01,143
- Coward!
1017
01:21:11,980 --> 01:21:15,400
- She thinks that you are
the most competent guy
1018
01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:16,673
on the island!
1019
01:21:18,190 --> 01:21:21,143
And why is no one happy
in a Stone Age marriage?
1020
01:21:21,980 --> 01:21:25,350
- I have a feeling that she's gonna try
1021
01:21:25,350 --> 01:21:27,963
and overthrow the Alpha Altruist.
1022
01:21:29,040 --> 01:21:29,913
- Seriously?
1023
01:21:31,610 --> 01:21:33,390
Well, then why didn't you
take her up on her offer?
1024
01:21:33,390 --> 01:21:35,710
- Because the future of
Greatland will be determined
1025
01:21:35,710 --> 01:21:37,250
by young people
1026
01:21:38,870 --> 01:21:39,983
like you.
1027
01:21:42,270 --> 01:21:45,149
And the strongest amongst them.
1028
01:21:45,149 --> 01:21:47,120
- Don't look at me! I'm not strong.
1029
01:21:47,120 --> 01:21:48,570
- I beg to differ.
1030
01:21:48,570 --> 01:21:50,960
You smashed your bracelet.
1031
01:21:50,960 --> 01:21:54,080
You came to the aid of
a damsel in distress.
1032
01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:55,810
You are a rebel!
1033
01:21:55,810 --> 01:21:58,147
Live with it, embrace it.
1034
01:21:58,147 --> 01:21:59,943
- You really think I'm that dumb?
1035
01:22:01,520 --> 01:22:04,120
You didn't give a shit about
me until you needed me.
1036
01:22:05,220 --> 01:22:07,920
Now you expect me to achieve
everything you failed at.
1037
01:22:09,150 --> 01:22:10,133
Crafty, Dad!
1038
01:22:10,980 --> 01:22:12,123
Real crafty.
1039
01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:16,793
- Yeah, well,
1040
01:22:18,250 --> 01:22:19,083
that's about it.
1041
01:22:23,170 --> 01:22:24,003
- Unbelievable!
1042
01:22:25,890 --> 01:22:28,663
She was right, you are a coward.
1043
01:22:30,370 --> 01:22:32,483
- I'm out! Thanks for the cookies, Dad.
1044
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:36,143
- Take your emotions out of the equation.
1045
01:22:38,050 --> 01:22:39,363
Think like a Clerk.
1046
01:22:42,060 --> 01:22:42,893
- All right!
1047
01:22:44,833 --> 01:22:47,070
You help me to take Ugly Duck
away from the Alpha Altruist,
1048
01:22:47,070 --> 01:22:48,757
and I'm game to save Greatland.
1049
01:22:51,820 --> 01:22:52,653
Come on!
1050
01:22:54,150 --> 01:22:55,173
Think like a Clerk.
1051
01:22:57,840 --> 01:22:58,673
- Deal.
1052
01:23:04,730 --> 01:23:05,563
- All right.
1053
01:23:06,630 --> 01:23:09,600
Let's find out who's
killing all the Great girls,
1054
01:23:09,600 --> 01:23:11,211
and show them that Clerks have teeth.
1055
01:23:42,919 --> 01:23:44,919
- Is this bug an insect?
1056
01:23:46,740 --> 01:23:47,683
Can it be?
1057
01:23:50,870 --> 01:23:51,703
- Philanthropist,
1058
01:23:51,703 --> 01:23:55,550
the Alpha Altruist wants
to know what happened
1059
01:23:55,550 --> 01:23:58,307
to the last girl he passed on to you.
1060
01:23:59,808 --> 01:24:00,641
- Oh yes!
1061
01:24:01,877 --> 01:24:04,173
The blond beast of prey,
1062
01:24:06,830 --> 01:24:08,363
the magnificent blond beast!
1063
01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:12,860
- Except this one wasn't avidly prowling
1064
01:24:12,860 --> 01:24:15,090
for spoils of victory.
1065
01:24:15,090 --> 01:24:17,560
She was tortured and drowned.
1066
01:24:19,630 --> 01:24:20,463
- Round bugs,
1067
01:24:22,992 --> 01:24:23,909
shiny bugs,
1068
01:24:26,480 --> 01:24:27,313
fat bugs,
1069
01:24:29,250 --> 01:24:30,083
lady bugs.
1070
01:24:33,970 --> 01:24:35,053
I love bugs!
1071
01:24:36,420 --> 01:24:38,210
- He's full blast into bugs.
1072
01:24:38,210 --> 01:24:39,043
- No kidding?
1073
01:24:41,570 --> 01:24:42,763
Philanthropist!
1074
01:24:44,190 --> 01:24:45,813
Who killed the girl?
1075
01:24:47,746 --> 01:24:52,142
- Heaven has no rage
1076
01:24:52,142 --> 01:24:54,913
like love to hatred turned,
1077
01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:58,970
nor hell a fury
1078
01:25:00,640 --> 01:25:02,340
like a woman scorned.
1079
01:25:04,589 --> 01:25:06,089
- "Woman scorned",
1080
01:25:07,250 --> 01:25:09,400
that sounds like the
Alpha Altruist's wife.
1081
01:25:10,670 --> 01:25:14,530
- Ex ore parvulorum veritas.
1082
01:25:16,467 --> 01:25:18,167
- "This child speaks the truth."
1083
01:25:21,020 --> 01:25:23,343
Then Lady Omega has gone bonkers.
1084
01:25:26,630 --> 01:25:28,133
Ugly Duck is in danger.
1085
01:25:30,007 --> 01:25:32,653
Greatland is in danger. We must hurry!
1086
01:25:33,620 --> 01:25:34,470
- Cool bugs, man!
1087
01:26:10,367 --> 01:26:12,433
"To whom it may concern,
1088
01:26:13,350 --> 01:26:15,180
I had killed myself.
1089
01:26:15,180 --> 01:26:19,010
My wife will become the next
Sweetheart of Greatland.
1090
01:26:19,010 --> 01:26:21,747
Take care, the Alpha Altruist."
1091
01:26:23,010 --> 01:26:26,593
- She can't even write
a decent suicide note.
1092
01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:30,713
Ulysses!
1093
01:26:33,531 --> 01:26:35,364
- Time's up Ugly Duck!
1094
01:26:36,634 --> 01:26:37,884
Stupid redhead!
1095
01:26:39,479 --> 01:26:41,229
Die you little whore!
1096
01:26:42,438 --> 01:26:43,271
- Dad?
1097
01:26:43,271 --> 01:26:44,104
- Die now!
1098
01:26:46,322 --> 01:26:48,068
Ugly redhead you!
1099
01:26:48,068 --> 01:26:49,568
- Ulysses help me!
1100
01:26:51,723 --> 01:26:53,993
- Just how fucking dumb is she!
1101
01:26:55,130 --> 01:26:56,933
- No Dad! You could kill Ugly Duck!
1102
01:26:56,933 --> 01:26:58,233
I have to go and save her!
1103
01:27:03,681 --> 01:27:06,048
Not my Mother, not my Sweetheart.
1104
01:27:10,116 --> 01:27:10,949
Fuck!
1105
01:27:23,986 --> 01:27:25,683
- I'm so sorry, Ulysses!
1106
01:27:27,560 --> 01:27:29,032
You were right!
1107
01:27:29,032 --> 01:27:30,760
Alpha Altruist tried to contaminate me
1108
01:27:30,760 --> 01:27:33,040
with his Life Force when his wife.
1109
01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:34,033
- Small wonder
1110
01:27:35,829 --> 01:27:39,593
that Trojans and Achaeans endured so much
1111
01:27:40,880 --> 01:27:41,893
and for so long,
1112
01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:46,173
for the sake of a woman so
marvelously and divinely lovely.
1113
01:27:48,070 --> 01:27:49,527
- You read the "Odyssey"!
1114
01:28:04,890 --> 01:28:05,723
- Gotcha!
1115
01:28:10,680 --> 01:28:12,397
- She's heading to Greatland.
1116
01:28:13,690 --> 01:28:16,870
Our self-proclaimed Sweetheart needs TV
1117
01:28:16,870 --> 01:28:18,023
to make herself legit.
1118
01:28:18,940 --> 01:28:19,840
- How do you know?
1119
01:28:21,300 --> 01:28:23,850
- That's the advantage
of spending your life
1120
01:28:23,850 --> 01:28:25,513
in the shadows of power.
1121
01:28:26,360 --> 01:28:27,370
Plenty of time
1122
01:28:28,530 --> 01:28:29,893
to observe,
1123
01:28:32,012 --> 01:28:35,000
to learn
1124
01:28:38,278 --> 01:28:39,278
and prepare.
1125
01:28:49,460 --> 01:28:50,993
- My fellow Greats!
1126
01:28:52,290 --> 01:28:53,537
The time has come.
1127
01:28:55,670 --> 01:28:59,700
According to the Tokens of
Love cast for both candidates,
1128
01:28:59,700 --> 01:29:02,167
the next Greatland's Sweetheart is
1129
01:29:05,380 --> 01:29:06,213
I'm nervous,
1130
01:29:10,135 --> 01:29:11,644
Jörg Doberman!
1131
01:29:11,644 --> 01:29:13,061
- Let's go champ!
1132
01:29:19,628 --> 01:29:21,176
- A dog again?!
1133
01:29:21,176 --> 01:29:24,737
- No loving way! Fraud! Rigged! Boo!
1134
01:29:24,737 --> 01:29:26,531
- Felinist goddesses!
1135
01:29:26,531 --> 01:29:28,114
Join my Revolution!
1136
01:29:37,192 --> 01:29:38,609
- I'm your Mother
1137
01:29:39,677 --> 01:29:43,893
and I proclaim myself the
Greatland's Sweetheart!
1138
01:29:47,360 --> 01:29:48,520
- Who the love is this?
1139
01:29:48,520 --> 01:29:50,968
- Another one of those crazy Felinists!
1140
01:29:50,968 --> 01:29:52,580
- I'm so confused right now
1141
01:29:52,580 --> 01:29:53,930
it's making me lose weight.
1142
01:29:55,200 --> 01:29:57,446
- My dear Great children!
1143
01:29:57,446 --> 01:29:59,200
I'm your Mother.
1144
01:29:59,200 --> 01:30:01,120
Don't listen to this woman.
1145
01:30:01,120 --> 01:30:04,353
She's an anti-Felinist hate-monger.
1146
01:30:05,240 --> 01:30:06,860
- Not my Sweetheart!
1147
01:30:06,860 --> 01:30:09,790
I'm not her! I'm who I
am and I deserve better!
1148
01:30:09,790 --> 01:30:12,920
- Try soul-crushing pain and
devastation and hopelessness
1149
01:30:12,920 --> 01:30:14,730
to describe how we are
feeling in this moment.
1150
01:30:14,730 --> 01:30:17,513
- No! Greats won't be silenced!
1151
01:31:01,030 --> 01:31:02,380
My children!
1152
01:31:02,380 --> 01:31:04,020
As your Mother,
1153
01:31:04,020 --> 01:31:08,440
I'm appalled and saddened to
inform you that this morning,
1154
01:31:08,440 --> 01:31:12,000
Jörg Doberman was cowardly
put out for Resurrection
1155
01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:15,623
by this fanatic Felinist woman.
1156
01:31:18,610 --> 01:31:19,450
- Didn't we just say.
1157
01:31:19,450 --> 01:31:20,953
- Shush!
1158
01:31:20,953 --> 01:31:22,820
Everything you're saying now
1159
01:31:22,820 --> 01:31:25,800
is being broadcast across Greatland.
1160
01:31:25,800 --> 01:31:28,510
- But didn't we just say
she was anti Felinist,
1161
01:31:28,510 --> 01:31:31,160
and now we're saying she
is a Felinist fanatic!
1162
01:31:31,160 --> 01:31:32,890
- It doesn't matter.
1163
01:31:32,890 --> 01:31:34,590
Mother can say whatever she wants.
1164
01:31:38,350 --> 01:31:40,443
- Clerk! Open up! We know you're there!
1165
01:31:44,062 --> 01:31:46,340
- Enough is enough!
1166
01:31:46,340 --> 01:31:48,007
Down with Felinists!
1167
01:32:05,740 --> 01:32:07,860
- We're here on the order of Lady Omega.
1168
01:32:07,860 --> 01:32:09,460
Release the hostage immediately!
1169
01:32:10,940 --> 01:32:12,759
- What hostage?
1170
01:32:17,380 --> 01:32:18,873
Is it what I think?
1171
01:32:25,080 --> 01:32:25,913
- What?!
1172
01:32:25,913 --> 01:32:27,323
I found her on the floor.
1173
01:32:36,030 --> 01:32:37,650
- Unrest is spreading.
1174
01:32:37,650 --> 01:32:39,097
We need to deploy the Optimists.
1175
01:32:39,097 --> 01:32:40,740
- No way! This is fun!
1176
01:32:40,740 --> 01:32:42,291
- This is not a joke Ulysses!
1177
01:32:43,210 --> 01:32:44,610
- Clerk! Don't make me do it!
1178
01:32:44,610 --> 01:32:46,610
- We're losing control of the situation!
1179
01:32:48,590 --> 01:32:50,590
- Greatland is one big scam!
1180
01:32:50,590 --> 01:32:51,650
No one cares.
1181
01:32:51,650 --> 01:32:52,780
No one tells the truth.
1182
01:32:52,780 --> 01:32:55,390
No one should be in charge of this mess.
1183
01:32:55,390 --> 01:32:57,023
Let it all blow to pieces!
1184
01:32:59,260 --> 01:33:01,123
- Is this how we kill each other?
1185
01:33:02,420 --> 01:33:03,953
Ulysses, this is scary.
1186
01:33:05,520 --> 01:33:07,173
How do we go back?
1187
01:33:08,272 --> 01:33:10,650
In our "Amazing Love Store
1188
01:33:10,650 --> 01:33:13,050
when something was broken, we'd fix it.
1189
01:33:13,050 --> 01:33:15,848
Dad would never let us throw it away.
1190
01:33:15,848 --> 01:33:17,143
I want my Greatland back.
1191
01:33:19,330 --> 01:33:22,220
Please, make this madness stop.
1192
01:33:22,220 --> 01:33:24,340
- The majority of Greats
are feeling the same way,
1193
01:33:24,340 --> 01:33:26,250
I guarantee you they're scared.
1194
01:33:26,250 --> 01:33:28,050
- Clerk! You're a dead man!
1195
01:33:28,050 --> 01:33:32,060
- Ulysses, you came here as Nobody.
1196
01:33:32,060 --> 01:33:33,133
Now you have Duck.
1197
01:33:34,050 --> 01:33:36,793
Together, you are Everybody.
1198
01:33:39,087 --> 01:33:41,670
- And what does Everybody want?
1199
01:35:22,140 --> 01:35:25,050
My children, Greats don't hate.
1200
01:35:25,050 --> 01:35:26,370
We love.
1201
01:35:26,370 --> 01:35:28,370
No need to fight.
1202
01:35:28,370 --> 01:35:31,230
I, your Mother, will make sure that sons
1203
01:35:31,230 --> 01:35:34,470
of Jörg Doberman grow
strong and will compete
1204
01:35:34,470 --> 01:35:37,990
for the Greatland's Sweetheart
title in the near future.
1205
01:35:37,990 --> 01:35:41,080
By love, we live forever!
1206
01:35:41,080 --> 01:35:43,240
Meanwhile, Cat Purry will act
1207
01:35:43,240 --> 01:35:45,393
as Greatland's Interim Sweetheart.
1208
01:35:52,220 --> 01:35:54,270
- Phew, what a scare!
1209
01:35:54,270 --> 01:35:57,140
But all's well that ends well.
1210
01:35:57,140 --> 01:36:00,020
All love and admire Cat Purry!
1211
01:36:00,020 --> 01:36:03,585
- All love and admire Cat Purry!
1212
01:36:03,585 --> 01:36:06,520
- The new Greatland Sweetheart!
1213
01:36:06,520 --> 01:36:09,295
- The new Greatland Sweetheart!
1214
01:36:09,295 --> 01:36:12,128
- Greatland! Greatland! Greatland!
1215
01:36:26,923 --> 01:36:28,020
- Clerk! We're breaking in!
1216
01:36:30,450 --> 01:36:33,357
- All right, time's up.
1217
01:37:10,535 --> 01:37:11,368
- Come on!
1218
01:37:27,850 --> 01:37:29,760
- Why did you blow up
the House on the Hill?
1219
01:37:29,760 --> 01:37:31,140
I thought you were all for continuity!
1220
01:37:31,140 --> 01:37:32,023
- I snapped.
1221
01:37:35,680 --> 01:37:39,180
I owe your Father a great debt.
1222
01:37:39,180 --> 01:37:40,513
This is for you,
1223
01:37:41,633 --> 01:37:43,693
a small token of my gratitude.
1224
01:37:45,200 --> 01:37:46,470
- Thank you, Uncle Clerk.
1225
01:37:46,470 --> 01:37:48,450
- With the House on the Hill gone,
1226
01:37:48,450 --> 01:37:50,950
this is the only thing
that commands the Optimists
1227
01:37:51,870 --> 01:37:53,877
and pretty much everything in Greatland.
1228
01:37:56,660 --> 01:37:58,210
You are Mother now.
1229
01:37:58,210 --> 01:38:01,067
- Uncle Clerk, you mean so much to me.
1230
01:38:04,833 --> 01:38:07,295
- Clerk! It's over! Give up Cat Purry!
1231
01:38:12,157 --> 01:38:14,330
- Get to the boat! They won't
follow you to the mainland.
1232
01:38:14,330 --> 01:38:16,910
They're shit scared of Greats.
1233
01:38:16,910 --> 01:38:18,077
- No, I'm not leaving you!
1234
01:38:18,077 --> 01:38:19,513
- Listen to me, Clerk.
1235
01:38:20,660 --> 01:38:24,490
Rule Greatland in Cat Purry's name.
1236
01:38:24,490 --> 01:38:27,540
Open the minds of the Greats gradually.
1237
01:38:27,540 --> 01:38:31,640
No chaos, no brisk
moves, smooth transition.
1238
01:38:31,640 --> 01:38:34,680
Study the Mind Map, it has many levels.
1239
01:38:34,680 --> 01:38:37,910
Find the blueprint for the
Great Reform and follow it.
1240
01:38:37,910 --> 01:38:39,073
- Please, come with me!
1241
01:38:40,470 --> 01:38:42,560
- This island's all I know.
1242
01:38:42,560 --> 01:38:44,963
I am a coward, Ulysses.
1243
01:38:46,080 --> 01:38:47,880
I wouldn't last a day in a new world.
1244
01:38:47,880 --> 01:38:49,418
- Ulysses hurry up!
1245
01:38:51,210 --> 01:38:53,951
- By love, we live forever! Now go!
1246
01:38:53,951 --> 01:38:55,001
Ulysses!
1247
01:38:58,888 --> 01:38:59,721
- Hey!
1248
01:39:00,787 --> 01:39:01,620
Hey!
1249
01:40:07,430 --> 01:40:08,823
- Be strong saith my heart.
1250
01:40:11,130 --> 01:40:12,020
I am a Clerk.
1251
01:40:46,970 --> 01:40:50,920
There will be killing
until the score is paid.
81743
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