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[Chip] Previously
on Farmed and Dangerous.
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Why am I here?
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PetroPellet is a game-changer.
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[explosion]
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Why are my cows
exploding all over the Internet?
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-[cow moos]
-[explosion]
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Who did you say
was promoting that video?
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A guy named Chip Randolph.
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Was your plan to come in here
like a Bond girl
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and seduce me
into seeing things your way?
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Our office. Tomorrow. 11 a.m.
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Lunch. Sunday noon.
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Well, when people see that video
that, uh, you put up,
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they're gonna start hating
on Animoil.
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You know, like, uh,
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Animoil is doing some kind
of weird science.
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Like blowing up cows?
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Let's just order
and get this over with.
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And tomorrow you'll take down
the video, right?
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A deal is a deal.
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You take down that video
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or we will slaughter you
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and your pathetic
farmer's association.
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[Elaine] This is a message
for Chip Randolph.
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It's Elaine Huntsman,
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I'm a producer
at The Morning Show.
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Uh, we're doing our
weekly segment on viral videos
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and we'd love to have you on.
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[clicking]
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[sizzling]
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[upbeat music]
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[woman on TV laughs]
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What can you tell us
about this video?
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[man on TV] Let's take a look.
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-[thuds]
-[children screaming on TV]
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[both laugh]
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Who would have thought
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that a toddler
nearly decapitating herself
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could be so hilarious.
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And that leads us
to our number one
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viral video of the week.
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And we think
you'll find this one
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[imitating cow]
moving.
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[laughs]
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After the break.
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Don't go away.
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Could it be any hotter
in here, guys?
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[crew] Ninety seconds.
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♪ Left my coat
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♪ Left my hat
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♪ Down to the river
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♪ Saddle her bed
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♪ I lay it down over my eyes
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♪ Pray to the heavens
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♪ And the skies
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[crew] Hey,
let's get you on the couch.
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Okay.
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All right, it is time now,
to introduce you
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to the young man behind
the number one viral video
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this is Chip Randolph.
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[host] Chip,
thanks for joining us.
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-[coughs]
- Thanks for having me.
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What the f--
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Buck is going to sh--
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It can't be.
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Miserable cun--
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Country bumpkin.
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We will sue his...
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Ass.
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You have created
quite a controversy
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with this viral video.
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[host]
You're just a farmer, right?
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Yes, I'm part of an organization
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that's committed
to better farming practices
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across America.
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It's the Sustainable
Family Farming Association.
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We're over here, Chip.
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- Oh.
-[chuckles]
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Sorry, I'm not used
to having cameras--
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That's terrific, but why create
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a violent video
of a cow exploding?
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I didn't.
That's actual security footage
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from Animoil.
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Where they feed petroleum
to cattle.
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[cell phone buzzing]
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Hey, Mick.
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[Mick] Why the hell
is this guy on TV
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bashing PetroPellet?
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You should be
shutting this thing down.
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Have you seen those ads
for PetroPellet?
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Where Animoil claims to save the agriculture industry
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from its dependency on oil?
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♪ Animoil the future
Of livestock nutrition ♪
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Ah, right. More like the failure
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of livestock nutrition.
[chuckles]
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I mean, what's wrong with raising animals on pastures
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instead of in refineries?
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Then we wouldn't have
this sort of thing.
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Shall we show the video?
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Uh, we can't, I'm afraid.
Due to copyright issues.
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Turns out you don't have
the rights to the video.
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It was on a public website.
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We did ask Animoil
for a response
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but they declined.
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Of course, they did.
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[host] Instead,
they sent us a spokesperson.
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Sophia Marshall.
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From the Industrial
Food Image Bureau.
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All right.
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This is so exciting.
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She's gonna tear him apart.
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- Sophia, so nice to see you.
-[Sophia] You too.
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I love that dress!
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[Sophia] Oh, thank you.
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Thanks for having me here.
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Welcome, Chip.
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So, it appears you got some
'splaining to do, young lady.
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What can you tell us
about this video?
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[Sophia] Not much to say.
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Animoil has a sense of humor
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and we think
the video is a riot.
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So, it's not real?
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What I'm saying is, Mr. Chip
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and his
Occupy Livestock Movement
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may have gotten a little
too creative with this one.
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The video's real.
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If you'll play it
for your audience--
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I'm afraid we can't do that
without permission.
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Not only are we happy
to share that video,
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but we have some others.
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Technology is amazing.
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Whether you're using it
to increase food production
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or make wacky videos,
like these.
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Oh. Let's take a look.
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[hosts laughing]
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-[explosion]
-[hosts laugh]
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-[explosion]
-[cow moos]
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[host] Wow.
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That's awesome.
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And look,
here's one I made backstage.
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[explosion]
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You know, this is very typical
of big agriculture.
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They accuse me
of fabricating a video
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then say I can't show it
because it's theirs.
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How is that typical, Chip?
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- Do you do this a lot?
-[Chip] No.
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But you guys do.
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You play both sides.
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For example, you say that
GMO crops are unique,
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so you can patent them,
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but then you argue
against GMO labeling
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because "they're really just the same as normal crops."
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Boring.
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[chuckling]
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Chip, as a morning show,
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we have to wake people up,
not put them to sleep.
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But the issue isn't whether
the video is real,
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it's that cows
are eating petroleum.
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Go to whitehouse.gov
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to demand a Senate hearing
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-on Petro--
-Boring.
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-[laughing]
- Okay.
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All right, after the break,
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are your medications
making you more depressed?
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A new pill promises relief.
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Stay with us.
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[upbeat music]
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Any comment on
the PetroPellet Senate hearing?
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Or the exploding cows?
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Now, why would there be
a Senate hearing?
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[Buck] Cattle are butchered
every day, literally.
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-[reporter] But the explosions?
-[Mick] Explosion. Singular.
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Was caused by a cell phone,
not PetroPellet.
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If there was an explosion.
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How many will have to die
before PetroPellet--
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[Buck] Let's get a question
in the back there.
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Yeah, given Animoil's
unflagging commitment
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to American agriculture
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is the latest criticism unfair?
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Some bad publicity
is a small price to pay
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for the good Animoil is doing.
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Last question.
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Is it possible to feed America
without PetroPellet?
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No. Maybe the one percent.
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Everyone else would starve.
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We're fighting
for the little guy.
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And what kind of research
are you doing--
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[Buck] No more questions.
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The planet's not going
to feed itself.
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Actually, it's...
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doing that
for millions of years.
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Are you a model?
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'Cause my ex is a model, so...
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I, uh...
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Are you telling me,
this guy's stupid petition
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can lead to a Senate hearing?
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He'll never pull it off.
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We've buried him in lawsuits.
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By September 20th,
he'll have to sell his farm.
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[Harvey] September 20th?
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That's International
Talk Like a Pirate Day.
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I thought that was 19th?
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Remind me why we aren't
in crisis-mode.
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Mick, there will never be
a Senate hearing.
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Sophia,
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you'll lead the PR offensive.
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Ms. Marshall,
what do you have to say
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to all the farmers out there
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who call PetroPellet dangerous?
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They should think twice
about saying anything.
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America's
food disparagement laws
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make it illegal to criticize
food producers like Animoil
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who will vigorously litigate
against offending parties.
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Now, Mr. Haskell, you've been
on multiple news programs
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criticizing both Animoil
and PetroPellet,
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what do you have to say to that?
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Uh, I just like to apologize
to Animoil
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for, um, anything I said
that coulda been
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misconstrued as,
uh, disparaging.
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Sorry.
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Doug.
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You run legal maneuvers.
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You are Animoil's finest
legal minds.
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And together,
we are undefeatable.
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So, even though you each have
your own Animoil cases,
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it is important
we work as a team.
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So...
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What are we?
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[all] A team.
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[exhales]
I can't hear you.
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What are we!
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[all] A team!
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[Buck] Harvey,
you're on social media.
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[knocking]
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-[Jared] Yeah?
-Are you Jared Williams?
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It's pronounced Ja-rad.
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Jarad.
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You know that
exploding cow video you liked?
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[Harvey] I need you
to unlike it, right now.
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My sister also liked that video.
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[Buck] Eddie,
you'll handle word of mouth.
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Sustainable? I'll show you
what sustainable is.
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Get down with me after work.
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And I will deal
with Senator Murrin.
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You know, Buck, I appreciate all
Animoil's done for me.
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The campaign contributions,
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research trip to Asia,
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use of the corporate jet.
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Not that any of that's
influenced my votes.
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[Buck chuckles]
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But here's the thing.
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That exploding cow
woke up the sleeping beast.
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The American public
now wanna know
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what the hell is going on
with their food.
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It'll all blow over.
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It's my experience
that what blows up
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never blows over.
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Senator, that hearing
needs to go away.
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Buck, we've had a good ride
these past few decades.
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But the Internet
is ruining everything.
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Those online petitions
are demanding a hearing.
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-It's bad, Buck.
-[Buck] Hm.
263
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It's gotten to the point where
264
00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:37,096
we can't ignore
our constituents.
265
00:09:37,141 --> 00:09:38,191
Yeah, we're all over that.
266
00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:39,539
Every online signature
267
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,629
soon will require
a hard copy of a legal I.D.
268
00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:44,799
Who's gonna bother
with them then?
269
00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:46,455
Buck, you pull that off,
and they'll name
270
00:09:46,498 --> 00:09:48,198
The Tomb of
the Unknown Soldier after you.
271
00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:49,499
-Hm.
-Until then,
272
00:09:49,545 --> 00:09:50,805
I can't touch this thing.
273
00:09:52,243 --> 00:09:53,983
I know who you should talk to.
274
00:09:54,028 --> 00:09:55,728
Garth Bloch.
275
00:09:55,769 --> 00:09:57,119
He can help you with this.
276
00:09:57,684 --> 00:09:59,344
[laughs]
277
00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:00,641
Oh, he said that, did he?
278
00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:01,947
-[laughs]
-[Buck] Yeah.
279
00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:03,782
Ah.
[clears throat]
280
00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:05,560
No, I can't help you.
281
00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:08,166
You want Philip Jeffries.
282
00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:09,962
That's your man.
283
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,870
No, no, no.
284
00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:13,125
You really need...
285
00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:15,477
Phew. Who do you need?
286
00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:17,087
You need Melinda Begg.
287
00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:18,528
She's the national treasure
288
00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:20,274
who got school pizza
289
00:10:20,315 --> 00:10:21,965
classified as a vegetable.
290
00:10:22,012 --> 00:10:24,582
No, actually, that was me.
291
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,764
It's pathetic, the way
you people keep passing the work
292
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:27,800
onto others.
293
00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:30,463
Who passed you to me?
294
00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:33,112
Buck Marshall.
295
00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:34,464
-So, in terms of the hearing,
-[clattering]
296
00:10:34,503 --> 00:10:36,113
we recommend waiting
until the third generation
297
00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:38,897
of petro-fed animals
are fully grown.
298
00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:41,642
So, we're thinking 12 years.
299
00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:42,824
All for it.
300
00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:44,029
Great.
301
00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:45,508
But you have to go through Max.
302
00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:49,471
[knocking on door]
303
00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:58,221
Your client, Animoil,
is dangerous.
304
00:10:58,266 --> 00:11:00,526
I plan on eating
for the next six decades
305
00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:02,622
and those products
scare the crap out of me,
306
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,622
and I am not the only one.
307
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,014
My generation
308
00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:07,926
is not going to let
the major food conglomerates
309
00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:09,801
dictate what food we can eat.
310
00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:12,853
Things are gonna change
in Washington.
311
00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:14,499
How do you like that?
312
00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:15,943
[Sophia] I like it a lot, Max.
313
00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:17,629
You're exactly what
this country needs
314
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,717
and that's why I wanna help you.
315
00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:20,455
You help me? Please.
316
00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:21,985
[Sophia] Absolutely.
317
00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:23,509
What are you doing here?
318
00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:25,512
You need to be out
influencing policy.
319
00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:27,214
You need to be elected
to public office.
320
00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:28,471
That's exactly what
I plan to do.
321
00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:29,733
[Sophia] But how, Max?
322
00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:31,206
While you're here doing all
the grunt work,
323
00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:32,995
the fat cat's playing the game,
making things happen.
324
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,080
For themselves maybe.
325
00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:35,518
I'll never play that game.
326
00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,174
Then get comfortable.
327
00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:39,308
Because you'll never be elected
dogcatcher of East Bumblebuck
328
00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:40,440
without money.
329
00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:41,922
Money that comes
from people like us.
330
00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:44,232
I don't need your money
to run for public office.
331
00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:45,658
No, Max, you don't.
332
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,005
You need it
to win public office.
333
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,584
Your money comes with strings.
334
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,140
And you come with principles.
335
00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:51,747
That doesn't mean
we can't work together.
336
00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:55,979
Just out of curiosity,
337
00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:58,199
how much money
do you throw people like me?
338
00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:01,021
[paper rasps]
339
00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:07,254
[pen rustling]
340
00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:15,596
Is that a decimal point?
341
00:12:16,518 --> 00:12:17,738
It's a comma.
342
00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:25,351
[suspenseful music]
343
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:39,017
[suspenseful music continues]
344
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:42,594
Another triumph, doctor?
345
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:47,677
[Riefkind speaks German]
346
00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:49,943
This is Doctor Van Riefkind,
our chief cow bomber.
347
00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:51,116
His English isn't very good.
348
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,771
[in German]
349
00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:53,985
To head off the Senate hearing,
350
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:55,994
we need to show
that PetroPellet is safe.
351
00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:57,906
That there's some sort
of quality control.
352
00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:59,301
But it's not safe.
353
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:01,003
I need more time.
354
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:02,481
What the hell is that?
355
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:03,780
It's an eight-winged chicken.
356
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:05,216
That's awesome.
357
00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:06,832
I call him McCartney.
358
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:10,703
Look, we need a list of stuff
that makes PetroPellet seem...
359
00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:12,006
not quite as dangerous.
360
00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:13,842
To ease concerns
about PetroPellet.
361
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,140
A list of, uh, positive traits.
362
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:19,016
For example, do you use
food coloring in the pellets?
363
00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:20,669
No, why would I?
364
00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:22,852
Oh, great.
No artificial coloring.
365
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:24,189
Any pesticides required?
366
00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:26,368
It's petroleum, not a plant.
367
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:27,634
What about what it doesn't do?
368
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:28,846
Oh, smart.
369
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,285
-Does it cause nausea?
-How would I know?
370
00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:31,851
-Dizziness?
-Don't think so.
371
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,158
Will it cause
an erection that lasts
372
00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:34,683
longer than four hours?
373
00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:36,951
-Sometimes.
-Sometimes.
374
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:39,248
[Doug] Hm.
375
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,951
[upbeat music]
376
00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:51,701
[reporters] Senator!
377
00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:53,793
-Senator Murrin.
-Sir, a few questions, please.
378
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,443
Where were you guys
when I eagled the 14th?
379
00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:58,446
Senator Murrin, are you aware
of industrial agriculture's
380
00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:00,929
increasing dependency on oil
since the 1960s?
381
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:03,360
Well, the 1960s?
382
00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:05,057
When American-Africans
were forced to ride
383
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:06,665
in the back of public busses?
384
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:09,405
I don't think we need to relive
that dark chapter
385
00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:10,977
in our nation's history.
386
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:13,504
Well, sir, uh, no one here
is talking about civil rights.
387
00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:14,808
And that's just the problem.
388
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,325
Senator, in this box,
389
00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:19,158
we have over
a hundred thousand signatures
390
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:21,556
demanding a Senate hearing
on PetroPellet.
391
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:24,039
And this is what I love
about the Internet.
392
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,260
Everyone gets to have a say
393
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,870
in how the country is run.
394
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:28,910
Thank you, Senator.
Does that mean
395
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:30,565
we can count on a Senate hearing
396
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:32,128
within the month,
on PetroPellet?
397
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:35,045
It means that I will do
everything in my power
398
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:36,831
to help you on this issue.
399
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,966
Thank you, Senator.
400
00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:42,008
If only we could find some way
to get through to him.
401
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:43,225
Someone who could charm him.
402
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:44,843
Someone smart.
403
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,324
-Beautiful.
-[approaching footsteps]
404
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:47,453
Someone in this room.
405
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,800
Go for it, Dad,
but don't look at me.
406
00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:53,106
Zach is still pissed about
the last time we got together.
407
00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:54,503
Zach doesn't have to know.
408
00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:55,805
How can you suggest this?
409
00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,591
-You're my dad.
-I would never suggest it
410
00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:58,635
as your dad.
411
00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:00,988
As your employer, however...
412
00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:02,340
[Sophia]
It'll never work anyway.
413
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:03,819
The guy hates me.
414
00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,949
Why are you selling yourself
too short, honey?
415
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:07,652
I'm not selling myself, period.
416
00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:09,559
Zach would want you to do this.
417
00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:12,999
He just doesn't know it yet.
418
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,962
Mom always said
your relationship was so healthy
419
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,001
because it has no secrets.
420
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:19,217
And I love her
for thinking that.
421
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:20,396
[scoffs]
422
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:25,454
[upbeat music playing]
423
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,058
♪ Tear me apart
424
00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:30,361
♪ From the inside out
425
00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,278
♪ Breaking down the walls
426
00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:37,675
♪ But they won't stop me now
427
00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:40,683
[chuckles]
428
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:42,942
-Sorry I'm late.
-Busy putting out cows?
429
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,465
[chuckles]
Something like that.
430
00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:46,895
I saw you on TV.
431
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,296
Nice ambush on the senator.
432
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:51,038
I learned the TV ambush
from the best.
433
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,430
So, what's this all about?
434
00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:54,783
Team Animal Torture
surrendering?
435
00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:56,353
Chip, I admire you
for taking a stand
436
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:57,570
for what you believe in.
437
00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:59,518
But this fighting
and petition business
438
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,217
is going to end badly for you.
439
00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:02,614
Probably.
440
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:05,047
[Sophia] These guys bury
anyone who takes a stand.
441
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:07,664
They even go after countries
that ban their products.
442
00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:09,925
Which is why I don't understand
how you can be on their side.
443
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,359
And why I don't understand
how you think you can win.
444
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:15,062
[bartender] Drink?
445
00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:17,284
[both] Yes.
446
00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:19,724
-[both laugh]
-Let's play a game.
447
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,631
I make a claim about
how you raise food,
448
00:16:21,676 --> 00:16:23,286
you prove me wrong,
I take a drink.
449
00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:24,550
-You make a claim--
-Let's do it.
450
00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:26,032
-Let's do it.
-I'll start.
451
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:28,292
Sustainable farming can't feed
the world's population.
452
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:29,895
It can, we have studies
that prove it.
453
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,555
Ooh, studies.
454
00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:32,859
Well, we have studies too
455
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:34,864
and they say no matter
how many yoga classes
456
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,206
you take your cow Bessy to,
457
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:37,736
she will not produce
as much milk
458
00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:38,949
as the cow on PetroPellet.
459
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,428
-True.
-Mm-hm.
460
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:44,831
But Bessy's milk doesn't give
underarm hair to little girls
461
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,053
like your petro-cow.
462
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,092
Huh.
463
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:53,968
Sustainable farming
is economically unsustainable.
464
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,363
This one. You guys always claim
that you're making food cheaper,
465
00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:58,316
but you're not,
there are hidden costs.
466
00:16:58,365 --> 00:16:59,885
-[Sophia] Mm.
-I'll prove it to you.
467
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,981
-[Sophia] All right.
-Uh...
468
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,541
-[clatters]
-[Sophia] What are you doing?
469
00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:04,677
Factory.
470
00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:05,809
[Sophia scoffs]
471
00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:08,331
Animals.
472
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:11,595
Cramming animals into a factory
has all sorts of hidden costs.
473
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:14,339
Maybe. But it leaves more land
for schools and hospitals.
474
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,121
Land. Schools. Hospitals.
475
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:18,465
Not really. Because you still
have to raise the feed crops.
476
00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:19,725
[Chip] Goodbye, hospitals.
477
00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:21,337
-Goodbye, schools.
-[Sophia scoffs]
478
00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:23,298
And because the animals aren't
there to fertilize the soil,
479
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,126
you have to truck in
480
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,394
-chemical fertilizers.
-[Sophia] Mm.
481
00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:30,177
And pesticides.
482
00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:31,313
And let's not forget
the antibiotics.
483
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:33,444
Oh, allow me.
484
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:35,047
Oh, no, no, no.
Those go in the animals.
485
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,966
All of which
has to be transported
486
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:41,104
to the animals in the factory.
487
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,237
But when we feed the animals
PetroPellet,
488
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:44,319
all of that goes away.
489
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:45,627
Oh, yes, PetroPellet.
490
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:47,203
[Chip] Let's add PetroPellet
to the mix.
491
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,280
[match rasps]
492
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:49,328
-[fire roars]
-Oh!
493
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:52,807
-Wow.
-Petrotini.
494
00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:54,814
[laughs]
495
00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:57,076
♪ Ain't nobody better than me
496
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,819
♪ Yeah, you know,
It's all about me ♪
497
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:01,300
♪ About me, about me
498
00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:03,561
♪ I am the one
Who run the party ♪
499
00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:05,824
♪ Ain't nobody better than me
500
00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:07,777
♪ Yeah, you know,
It's all about me ♪
501
00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,825
♪ About me, about me
502
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:14,139
An eight-winged chicken?
503
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:17,400
Brought to you by the same guy
who created PetroPellet.
504
00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:19,234
Crazy, Austrian Van Riefkind.
505
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:20,492
[Chip sighs]
506
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:21,974
[bartender]
Shall I order you guys a cab?
507
00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:23,713
Shall I order you a shush?
508
00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:25,894
[both laugh]
509
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,420
You have nice eyes.
510
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:34,940
You have a nice smile.
511
00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:37,767
I don't like you.
512
00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:39,122
I don't like you either.
513
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,029
[cell phone buzzing]
514
00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:43,427
Why haven't you
been answering your phone?
515
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:44,820
-[Chip] Oh, hey.
-Hey.
516
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,652
-[Chip] Oh, crap.
-Hi.
517
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,130
I didn't hear it.
518
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:50,390
I changed your ringtone
when you were in the boy's room.
519
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:51,963
♪ I am the one
Who runs the party ♪
520
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,780
I was supposed to meet you guys
like two hours ago.
521
00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:54,998
Yeah, you were.
522
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:56,786
Hey, this is like when Zach came
to get me.
523
00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:57,881
[Sophia] I'll be Chip.
524
00:18:57,919 --> 00:18:59,089
[imitates Chip]
You need to leave.
525
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,358
[Sophia] I'll be Zach.
526
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,230
[imitates Chip]
Leave Animoil? No way, Jose.
527
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:03,361
-I am programmed...
-[Sophia laughing]
528
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:04,673
-to murder cows...
-[Sophia giggling]
529
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,318
Wow, you guys should go
on the road with this.
530
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:08,582
Anyhow, we are gonna take off,
so, do you wanna grab a lift?
531
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:10,015
No, I should get her home.
532
00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:12,191
Let's, let's get you a cab.
We're gonna settle up.
533
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,588
Settling.
534
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:14,680
Yeah, whatever.
535
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:15,938
-[Chip] See you.
-[Sophia] Bye.
536
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:18,290
-She hates me.
-[Chip] No, she's...
537
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:19,941
She's just more comfortable
with livestock.
538
00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:21,604
[both laugh]
539
00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:22,728
-[clears throat]
-[Sophia sighs]
540
00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:24,690
This was fun.
We should do it again.
541
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:26,688
Yeah. Why don't you come
to my farm?
542
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,210
You can see what we do.
543
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:29,394
Why?
544
00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:31,169
What do you do?
545
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:32,823
-I don't know.
-[chuckles]
546
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,647
Hey, can you
change my ringtone back?
547
00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:35,955
-[cell phone ringing]
-No.
548
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,830
[Chip] I don't know how
to work these things.
549
00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:37,921
No.
550
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,129
[Sophia] It'll grow on you.
551
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:43,568
[Chip] Come on.
552
00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:45,487
♪ We in this club
And all right ♪
553
00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:47,322
♪ 'Cause I like it like that
554
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:50,971
[Mrs. Marshall] Ah.
555
00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,055
-[Mick chuckles]
-Hello.
556
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:57,071
Is she coming down
any time soon?
557
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:59,018
She's a little bit of
a sleepyhead this morning.
558
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:00,497
[Buck] Hey, Zach,
you want a beer?
559
00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:01,847
-I'm good.
-[can thuds, hisses]
560
00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:07,507
[sizzles]
561
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:11,250
Let me guess, petro-chicken?
562
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:12,817
Yeah, virtually cooks itself.
563
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:22,128
[flames roar]
564
00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:24,664
Huh.
565
00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:26,751
Good news about
that Senate hearing going away.
566
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,530
Yeah, but, Buck,
let's not talk shop.
567
00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:29,745
This is a social call.
568
00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:31,667
Yeah, good idea.
569
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:40,755
Well, it's good news
on the Senate hearing.
570
00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:44,593
Why didn't you come over
last night?
571
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:47,375
I was working late. Sorry.
572
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:48,420
I've been calling you.
573
00:20:49,073 --> 00:20:50,073
I know.
574
00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:53,765
That's me calling you back.
575
00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:55,207
-[indistinct chatter]
-[Mrs. Marshall laughing]
576
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,044
[Zach] They're really seared,
the outside,
577
00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:58,431
-that it's a really nice kinda--
-That's what's called--
578
00:20:58,474 --> 00:20:59,654
That's what's called
black and blue.
579
00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:00,963
-[Zach] Yeah, right.
-Black and blue.
580
00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:02,438
[Mrs. Marshall] That is right,
black and blue.
581
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:04,218
[Buck] Honey, you were great
on The Morning Show.
582
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,483
-Thank you. Thank you.
-[Mrs. Marshall] Oh, honey.
583
00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:06,565
-I was so proud.
-So, we're up to
584
00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:07,663
-eight wings now...
-Thank you, Mom.
585
00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:09,181
-[Buck] Right.
-[Mick] ...Buck.
586
00:21:09,224 --> 00:21:10,534
And we're going
for 12 next year.
587
00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:12,493
-Twelve wings?
-Definitely, we can get 12.
588
00:21:12,532 --> 00:21:14,452
[Mick] I got
this idea about, uh,
589
00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:15,710
-chicken wings,
-[cell phone chimes]
590
00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:16,972
-chains, restaurant chains.
-[Buck] Uh-huh.
591
00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:17,844
[Sophia] I mean,
you're kind of always right.
592
00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:19,145
[Mick] With chicken wings.
593
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:20,580
[Mrs. Marshall laughs]
594
00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:21,887
[Sophia] I don't know
if I wanna hear this story.
595
00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:22,542
-[Mrs. Mitcherson] You don't.
-[Sophia] I--
596
00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:23,625
[women laugh]
597
00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:24,983
[Mick] So, let me tell you.
598
00:21:25,022 --> 00:21:26,072
[Buck] Yeah, go ahead.
599
00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:27,330
[Sophia laughs]
600
00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:28,503
-[Buck] Don't stop now.
-[Mick] We actually met
601
00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:29,588
in a bowling alley.
602
00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:32,897
In the back
of the bowling alley.
603
00:21:32,943 --> 00:21:33,943
[Sophia] Oh!
604
00:21:36,207 --> 00:21:38,077
[Buck] On the next episode
of Farmed and Dangerous.
605
00:21:38,122 --> 00:21:39,302
What's your plan?
606
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:41,521
My plan is to get
their chief scientist,
607
00:21:41,561 --> 00:21:44,091
some guy named Van Riefkind
to share his secrets with us.
608
00:21:44,128 --> 00:21:46,518
[Chip] We have to prove
that PetroPellet is unsafe.
609
00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:47,606
The Megafarm.
610
00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:49,404
It's like the Death Star
for cows.
611
00:21:49,438 --> 00:21:50,698
Yeah, how did it go
at Chip's petting zoo,
612
00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:52,094
is he coming around?
613
00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:53,046
[Sophia] Well,
it's a bit complicated.
614
00:21:53,094 --> 00:21:54,184
[camera shutter clicking]
615
00:21:54,225 --> 00:21:55,265
You should leave.
616
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,404
Things are pretty tense
around here.
617
00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:57,835
Dairy from Animoil's cows
618
00:21:57,881 --> 00:21:59,491
could be on the shelves
in weeks.
619
00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:01,485
If you thought the cow video
was a wake-up call,
620
00:22:01,537 --> 00:22:03,097
wait 'til the media gets
ahold of this.
621
00:22:03,147 --> 00:22:04,187
[sirens wail]
622
00:22:05,889 --> 00:22:07,889
[upbeat music]
623
00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:15,027
♪ Dreams that I get
But you sleep easy ♪
624
00:22:15,072 --> 00:22:17,682
♪ While I'm completely
Caught up in your web ♪
625
00:22:17,727 --> 00:22:19,077
♪ Like it was the Internet
626
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,820
♪♪
627
00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:23,252
♪ Big dimes
628
00:22:23,298 --> 00:22:25,078
♪ I know you think
You're big time ♪
629
00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:27,296
♪ Have so many that you have
To have the dollar sign ♪
630
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,736
♪ How many homes you gotta break Before you're satisfied ♪
631
00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:32,353
♪ You make me sick, sick
632
00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:36,310
♪ You say it so sweetly
633
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:39,005
♪ It's easy to believe it
634
00:22:39,053 --> 00:22:41,713
♪ But all of it's lie
635
00:22:41,751 --> 00:22:43,411
♪ Lie, yeah, yeah
636
00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:46,970
♪ Wrap it up so pretty
637
00:22:47,017 --> 00:22:49,667
♪ Underneath it's really
638
00:22:49,716 --> 00:22:52,406
♪ Not as advertised
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