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Don't call me.
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Fuck, school!
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Is there breakfast?
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Control freak calling.
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What does she want now?
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Hi, Lisi.
- Hi...
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Are you going to call every morning
to see if I'm awake?
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Elisabeth, you left him.
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If you kick him out,
who'll look after me?
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I want to graduate in Germany,
not in England. We had a deal.
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Hey, pass the coffee, Martina.
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It's Meike.
We were on a class trip together.
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Oh, right
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I have to go. Today's your field trip
to the Job Information Center.
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Meeting point in 30 minutes
at the subway. It's in your calendar.
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I have a calendar?
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Take out the waste paper!
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Yeah, right.
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Dude, buy yourself some deodorant.
- Yeah, he reeks.
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It's because I get upset all day long!
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He's in puberty!
- I already use three deodorants.
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It's just hormones.
It gets better when you reach adulthood.
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Tickets, please.
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Where are your monthly passes?
- I sold mine.
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Lost
- Never had one.
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Your tickets, please.
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Never mind.
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Nice one, bro!
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Dear youths,
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these are the computers
of the Job Information Center, or JIC.
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Answer the questionnaire, and the
computer... Click, clack, ping!
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Will suggest
a great job for you.
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We're not from the Smurf village,
you can speak normally.
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I ENJOY WORKING WITH CHILDREN...
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MY DESK IS ALWAYS CLEAN...
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I ENJOY WORKING WITH CHILDREN...
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ONLY IF NECESSARY.
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I LIKE ANIMALS.
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CAREER SUGGESTION:
BUTCHER
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Are these computers broken?
- No. Kids are often surprised
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after proper analysis.
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"Mechan..." "Mechantronic engineer"?
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"Wastewater specialist".
- Lovely.
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"Geriatric nurse"?
- Any questions?
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No, I don't want that.
The computer's retarded.
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"Police officer"!
- No, a cop?
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Well, that's not...
- Lame!
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It's all lame!
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You call this motivational?
Can you reprogram it?
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Experts developed
highly complex algorithms for this.
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Experts for suicide or what?
I get "butcher."
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Maybe you should've taken the test
before becoming a teacher.
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I love my job.
I activate the elderly,
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I help the elderly,
and I care for the elderly.
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That means joint activities...
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OMG, that wart!
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She probably got it
from kissing an old man!
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We'll all be old someday.
And you get so much in return.
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Like money, or jewelry
when someone dies, for example.
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I advise customers
on our latest entertainment products.
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I have to keep up to date,
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save the princess
or fight monsters in kill mode.
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A lot of people say
video games make you nervous.
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But I disagree.
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Who got that job?
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Be an entertainment specialist...
- I did.
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Why does he get the cool job
and I get sewage plant?
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What did you answer?
It's not fair!
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Quiet! I've rarely seen
such an unmotivated class.
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Chill.
- People think a sewage plant is boring.
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This is you, bro.
- But it's a real adventure.
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The operation of complex machinery
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is only part of this challenging job.
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That machine only has one button!
I have to press one button all day long?
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One button can hold
a lot of responsibility.
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Not that you're overchallenged, Danger.
- Fuck you, girl!
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That is so destructive!
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Sorry, but based on their grades
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and our test results,
these jobs are a good match.
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I don't want to change oil!
- Turn it off!
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You're scaring me.
What kind of students are they?
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They're a bit, well...
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Aggressive?
- Sensitive.
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We don't want to watch this anymore.
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Your behavior is impossible!
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Your school will be informed.
Someone will pay for this damage.
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I doubt that any of you will ever become
a full-fledged member of society.
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That counts for you, especially.
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How was school?
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You're not asleep, the beer's still cold.
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Don't you have to prepare for class?
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You realize this is silly, right?
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Danger's phone has been off all day.
Did something happen?
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This is Danger. I'm not here.
- Danger, it's me again.
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This is my fifth message.
What's going on?
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Hey, bitches.
- Hey, hustlers.
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Thanks.
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How long do I work today?
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Till 6th period
- Dude, that long?
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And the school inspector's coming today.
- Oh, god.
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It's a comprehensive school,
any dummy can do it.
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Hey!
You're ruining my rep.
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What now?
- It's Leimbach-Knorr and the terrier.
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We'll see if they're on time today.
- I doubt it.
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If they tell Gerster, it's trouble.
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Hey!
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Guys!
- How will you get to school in 5 minutes?
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Squeeze in! -We're not supposed to
ride with old people,
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there's a bulletin about that.
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The school inspector's coming today.
- Oh, how important.
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You think I'll sit in class
while you burst condoms hang out here?
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If our future jobs are in sewage plants
and old-age homes,
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why keep going to fucking school?
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Get in the car!
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I know!
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Out of the way!
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Gonzo!
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There you are!
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All right, now I got you.
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Come along, Gonzo.
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How did you find him
using your phone?
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I had him chipped. ls yours gone too?
- I have many, unfortunately.
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Chip them or castrate them.
Anything else is a waste of time.
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Come along, Gonzo!
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That's nitpicking, Eckhart, isn't it?
But fine...
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Such a great colleague.
We're finished, then?
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We still need to see
the sanitary facilities.
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Are you coming?
- Yes.
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Graffiti was supposed to be removed.
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Why this pressure?
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You never used to take
these inspections so seriously.
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Which way to the restrooms?
I don't see any signs anywhere.
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The toilets don't work in the ladies'
room, so this is unisex lavatory
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until we get the funding to renovate.
-ls someone smoking in here?
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Open up at once!
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Don't you have class?
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"Mr. Miller. Science club..."
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What are you working on?
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Drones.
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Problem.
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I'm going to measure contaminant levels
in the chemistry rooms, then we'll talk.
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How embarrassing!
In front of the school inspector.
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One more time
and you're on cleaning duty!
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When does your class start?
- Around 11, I guess.
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Oh. When the big hand
points to "around", or what?
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Seems you've already given notice mentally?
- Not just mentally.
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Once the little twerps graduate,
I'm out of here.
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00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:04,968
Oh, no!
- See you later, Honey.
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Puke one more time, you'll feel better.
- I'm a pro. Great party, wasn't it?
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So awesome!
- You have your lunchbox?
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Did you do your homework?
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Ms. Enzberger!
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Good morning, Sabine.
- I finished the letter.
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OK. Love letter, check, check.
Read it to me.
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"Dear Marvin, when..."
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Bye.
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Yup.
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"Dear Marvin, when I see you,
I feel like I'm starvin'..."
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ls the letter for Marvin, Sabine?
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Yes.
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"For a long time I've considered..."
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Eckhart, you can't smoke in here.
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No. Please use the broken jug.
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I assume you're here
to talk about the Bunsen burners.
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I need 30.
I'd take 20, but no less.
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Bunsen burners
are the least of your worries, Gudrun.
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Your school could be closed.
There's an official complaint.
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From Erika?
- She's really pushing her school.
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00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,550
You share the catchment area,
and she has submitted several complaints
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that your school has standards so low
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that your kids graduate
without any effort.
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Is this because
I wouldn't do dinner with you?
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Fine, Italian.
- Gudrun?
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My boss thinks you give problem kids
a free ride instead of helping them.
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Even late bloomers
deserve a chance at A-levels.
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Nowadays you can't
push everyone through. Gudrun!
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The '80s are over.
Some don't belong in upper secondary.
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They can't all be poets and thinkers.
Somebody has to set the letters,
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and turn on the printing machine.
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00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,881
But Erika doesn't mention the refugees.
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I have illiterate Syrian kids!
They don't get sent to Erika's school.
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I get the headscarves,
she gets a school garden.
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Gudrun, please. Gudrun!
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Why did you apply for even more funds?
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You should've focused
on meeting the requirements instead.
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What would a school closure mean for me?
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There's a position in Bremen,
and one in Brandenburg.
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Brandenburg?
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00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:06,386
Next I'll get a right-wing voter district,
or what?
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00:13:06,542 --> 00:13:09,216
Don't get political,
you know this is on record.
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00:13:09,542 --> 00:13:11,840
I need to report something positive.
- There.
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Our new Goethe statue. Bronze.
Culture media funding.
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I didn't know Goethe smoked?
- It's Che Guevara's head.
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We saved 2,000 euros. The Cuban Embassy
canceled their statue order.
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Well, you're the first to notice.
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Shouldn't kids know
what Goethe looks like?
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They only look as far as his knee.
People think it's a pen in his mouth.
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00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:39,426
Didn't Mr. Miller mention a drone?
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Yes, I think so. Why?
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00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:43,878
It's flying past your window.
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00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:45,380
Help!
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00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:48,011
Mr. Miller, get your drone under control!
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00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:59,918
Hey, Justin Potter, how is it up there?
- Hasko, cut the crap!
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00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:06,210
Mr. Miller, help!
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00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:09,426
I'm coming!
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00:14:11,792 --> 00:14:13,089
Is my ass showing?
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It's fine!
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00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:19,719
Awesome underwear, by the way.
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00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:23,342
God, you smell of alcohol!
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00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:27,461
I was at a bachelorette party.
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Tie it down.
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00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:39,301
Mr. Miller?
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For god's sake, not around the statue!
214
00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:53,841
Shit, whose car was that?
- Mine!
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00:14:55,042 --> 00:14:56,669
Poor Che.
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Fallen a second time.
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00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:04,960
It was your idea?
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That was the last straw.
219
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,469
Okay, some of you belong in my class.
Raffael,
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eraser out of your nose
before Simon can hit...
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00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:41,167
Ms. Enzberger!
- Eraser operation inside my classroom.
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What requirements do I need to meet?
- I was afraid you'd ask.
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I only hope the other grade levels
are better.
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I was against it.
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What is that!
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00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:06,756
No, Ms. Leimbach-Knorr,
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not with my files!
- Hey, are you crazy?
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Okay, let's forget about Bunsen burners,
229
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but this stays between us!
- Gudrun?
230
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:18,095
This is war.
How on earth can I hide this?
231
00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:20,636
Eckhart!
- Out of my way!
232
00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:23,461
Mr. Miller?
Did your students do this?
233
00:16:23,792 --> 00:16:27,501
They're mad about the JIC.
- What are you talking about?
234
00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:29,676
Turn that off!
235
00:16:48,167 --> 00:16:51,922
Children, we had a technical incident.
Class is canceled today.
236
00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:57,093
Damned stuff is so sticky.
237
00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:06,467
Why did you become a teacher, anyway?
I've always wondered that.
238
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,502
It's just temporary.
239
00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:11,548
With the money I earn
I'll open a beach bar one day.
240
00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:14,628
The job fulfills me.
It feels good
241
00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:17,837
to set things straight that go wrong
at home. You can still mold them,
242
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:22,297
make real people out of them.
- The way you're always hugging them.
243
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,465
They have diseases, and fleas.
244
00:17:25,292 --> 00:17:28,296
I know.
The minute you have physical contact,
245
00:17:28,625 --> 00:17:32,880
once one of those little shits hugs you,
that's it. Trapped. Teacher forever.
246
00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:36,299
I always feel more like hitting them.
247
00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:42,335
The Culture Minister is furious.
248
00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:47,002
We have four weeks to comply, or our school
will be closed by the end of the year.
249
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,920
Outrageous!
- Will we get paid vacation then?
250
00:17:50,625 --> 00:17:52,423
I want us to fight this!
251
00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:54,502
Mr. Gundlach, must you really eat now?
252
00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:57,916
The room always smells of sausage spread.
- It's my break.
253
00:17:58,083 --> 00:18:00,711
You teach history,
you're always on break.
254
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:03,003
All you do is watch Spiegel TV.
255
00:18:08,958 --> 00:18:10,335
But drinking is allowed, isn't it?
256
00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:13,967
Who would build a drone with minors?
257
00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:18,425
It worked fine. Who said
I had to make key racks and ashtrays?
258
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:22,755
The requirements seem quite extensive.
- We need a competition,
259
00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:26,917
in which we get at least second place.
A student newspaper,
260
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:28,843
or math olympics. Good luck!
261
00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:32,717
Eckhart wants an anti-bullying campaign
that goes viral, with a hashtag.
262
00:18:33,042 --> 00:18:36,171
That one's on you, Ms. Enzberger.
You used the word 'bullying'.
263
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,377
You take care of it.
- Excuse me?
264
00:18:38,542 --> 00:18:41,261
I get the feeling I'm being
thrown in the same pot as Mr. Miller.
265
00:18:41,417 --> 00:18:46,093
Yes, and now there's fire under the pot.
- I said I was being bullied months ago.
266
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:47,885
The students, Ingrid.
267
00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:53,009
So, do I get a budget? I already bought
toner and toilet paper out of pocket.
268
00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:57,092
I was wondering why it's 4-ply.
- That's from you? Thank you.
269
00:18:57,417 --> 00:19:00,591
Yes, you can take the earnings
from the refugee flea market.
270
00:19:00,917 --> 00:19:04,376
Then we need a musical scholarship
for an 11th grader,
271
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:07,917
and five new registrations
for next school year,
272
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:10,878
to stay above
the minimum number of pupils.
273
00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:12,710
That's absurd. How?
274
00:19:13,042 --> 00:19:15,136
No, I'd rather apply elsewhere.
275
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:19,088
Or just retire, Ingrid.
That would benefit the next school, too.
276
00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:22,045
Can we please stick together?
This is our school!
277
00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:23,676
I saved the best for last:
278
00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:29,463
A performance test for the 11th grade!
To see if they'll qualify for 12th grade.
279
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:31,878
If the average is too low,
the school closes.
280
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:36,133
Well, I doubt that'll work.
What if we just expel the dummies?
281
00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:39,917
Haven't you been listening?
We're already short on students as it is.
282
00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:43,552
So work with
the available student material.
283
00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:46,382
It's really the pinnacle of irony
284
00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:48,802
that you of all people were elected
Teacher of the Year.
285
00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:54,711
It was a mistake to believe in you.
286
00:19:57,833 --> 00:20:00,507
Mr. Miller?
If you don't meet the requirements,
287
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,840
I'll report you to the police for forgery,
288
00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:05,420
lies, and endangering the minors
289
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:09,209
whom you shouldn't have been teaching
with your criminal record!
290
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,920
Because if I go to Brandenburg,
291
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:14,378
then you're going back to jail.
292
00:20:15,167 --> 00:20:17,420
Now get cleaning.
It was your class, after all.
293
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:21,213
I want smart solutions.
Elite doesn't come about by force.
294
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,298
I want to see results in four weeks.
295
00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:33,337
Oh my god!
What happened here, Mr. Miller?
296
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,005
Where were you yesterday noon?
- At my place. The JIC bummed us out.
297
00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:40,761
That damned job center means nothing.
298
00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:44,171
Now start cleaning. I don't want stress.
- Why should we clean?
299
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:47,416
Because you did it!
I got chewed out!
300
00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:49,418
Well,
301
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:53,334
maybe you shouldn't have given us
so many empty promises.
302
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,468
Was Ms. Gerster very angry?
303
00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:58,011
Get started,
then we have to talk.
304
00:20:58,167 --> 00:20:59,965
There's a performance test for 12th grade.
305
00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:01,544
What?
- No!
306
00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:03,593
So all of a sudden it's not sure?
307
00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:07,251
You promised!
- Then there's no use in coming at all!
308
00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:11,210
Hello, there.
- Hi.
309
00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:16,213
Ms. Drispenstedt from the School
Health Office is here to vaccinate you.
310
00:21:17,292 --> 00:21:19,670
Hello, children.
- Huh? That's a first.
311
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,300
Because you've never been vaccinated.
312
00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:26,174
It's a vaccine against ticks, meningitis
313
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,844
and mental disabilities.
314
00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:31,886
Yes, Chantal, you might ask,
"isn't it too late for that?"
315
00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:40,378
Ow.
- See how slow he reacted?
316
00:21:40,542 --> 00:21:44,092
Why does it say "D-O..."
317
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,593
"Dog"?
- Dog.
318
00:21:46,917 --> 00:21:49,215
That's short for? Who knows it?
319
00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:52,127
I know! Doctor!
320
00:21:53,792 --> 00:21:54,759
Super, Chant“.!
321
00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:58,257
You've learned all you need to know.
You're ready for life.
322
00:22:00,167 --> 00:22:03,341
I googled it!
It's a device for implanting chips in dogs!
323
00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:06,011
Are you crazy, Mr. Miller? Take it out!
324
00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:08,176
No! What if I grow fur?
325
00:22:10,375 --> 00:22:13,424
Stop him! Or do you want to be
the only one forced to go to class?
326
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,752
No, bro!
- Want to sit here all alone?
327
00:22:16,083 --> 00:22:18,051
No, let go!
- Leave me alone!
328
00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:20,377
Please don't, Mr. Miller!
329
00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:23,051
The cooker spaniel is next.
330
00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:25,505
No, no, please!
331
00:22:27,917 --> 00:22:29,544
Hand these out!
- What is it?
332
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,966
The curriculum you have to work over.
333
00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:36,834
But that's for teachers to do.
- You think I'd ruin my afternoon?
334
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:41,380
As of now, you come to school,
or I'll find you. No more fucking with me!
335
00:22:42,083 --> 00:22:44,802
He just pretended to implant a chip
in our neck.
336
00:22:44,958 --> 00:22:47,586
That would be totally illegal.
337
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,169
Same thing tomorrow?
338
00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:40,797
No, no!
339
00:23:41,125 --> 00:23:43,628
Seriously, you guys are a nightmare.
340
00:23:43,792 --> 00:23:47,422
Like children that weren't aborted
in time. But I like you anyway.
341
00:23:48,625 --> 00:23:50,252
I'll take care of you till you die.
342
00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:52,505
Or till you graduate.
343
00:23:53,125 --> 00:23:55,548
With A-levels, damn it!
344
00:23:56,208 --> 00:23:58,711
I won't go back to jail because of you.
345
00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:01,427
So nice to see you all here.
346
00:24:17,042 --> 00:24:18,589
That's not a job.
347
00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:21,469
We never had this question in class!
- Yeah!
348
00:24:21,625 --> 00:24:23,468
Because it's something you should know.
349
00:24:24,083 --> 00:24:26,051
Don't you have any dreams?
- We do!
350
00:24:26,375 --> 00:24:27,877
But not about jobs.
351
00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:38,086
One of you has to do something musical.
- But I'm Christian.
352
00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:40,842
Seriously?
353
00:24:41,167 --> 00:24:45,297
You broke a GCS school rule,
and you endanger the community.
354
00:24:45,458 --> 00:24:48,462
Fuck off.
- Your photo was sent to the principal.
355
00:24:51,042 --> 00:24:53,545
Why don't you have any goals?
Why don't you fight?
356
00:24:53,875 --> 00:24:57,209
What kind of kids are you?
- What kind of teacher are you?
357
00:24:57,542 --> 00:24:59,840
It's your fault
if we're 'prospectless'.
358
00:25:05,958 --> 00:25:08,586
Miller's students need success.
I always say "Awesome!"
359
00:25:08,917 --> 00:25:12,046
"You are awesome!"
It's all about love and affirmation.
360
00:25:12,542 --> 00:25:14,965
Just getting them interested.
It's not about winning.
361
00:25:15,292 --> 00:25:17,545
Yes, it is. In three weeks
is the newspaper competition.
362
00:25:17,875 --> 00:25:20,424
I've brought some copies
of the "Class Fart".
363
00:25:20,583 --> 00:25:21,675
Awful..
364
00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:24,002
Who's going to deal with it?
365
00:25:28,292 --> 00:25:30,010
Can't I do Science Club?
366
00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:32,048
No, the deadline has passed.
367
00:25:32,208 --> 00:25:37,089
There's an art scholarship program,
but only for outstanding achievements.
368
00:25:37,417 --> 00:25:39,920
I can just see your class,
369
00:25:40,083 --> 00:25:43,292
painting a giant selfie
with a Picasso filter.
370
00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:45,509
Very funny.
371
00:25:46,625 --> 00:25:50,835
How can I put any of them in a competition?
They're so unmotivated!
372
00:25:52,417 --> 00:25:55,091
Mr. Miller,
don't use up all the oxygen, okay?
373
00:25:57,083 --> 00:25:59,085
Who's going
to the elementary school tomorrow?
374
00:25:59,417 --> 00:26:01,886
Mr. Miller can go.
- Sure.
375
00:26:04,125 --> 00:26:05,126
What for?
376
00:26:05,458 --> 00:26:08,257
Because the kids all want to go
to other schools.
377
00:26:08,583 --> 00:26:12,338
Because no one recommends us!
Go there and recruit a few students.
378
00:26:12,625 --> 00:26:15,128
Do an info-event, or whatever,
379
00:26:15,292 --> 00:26:18,466
just make sure they tell their parents
how great the GCS is.
380
00:26:35,875 --> 00:26:37,627
Miller, GCS.
381
00:26:41,417 --> 00:26:42,919
So you're Mr. Miller.
382
00:26:43,250 --> 00:26:45,878
Welcome to elementary school.
- Yeah, I'm thrilled.
383
00:26:46,042 --> 00:26:49,672
We were going outside to collect leaves.
But surely you've prepared something?
384
00:26:53,250 --> 00:26:55,503
Are they Siamese twins?
385
00:26:55,667 --> 00:26:59,342
Kevin, I said to leave the glue
on the teacher's desk.
386
00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:02,628
Show Mr. Miller to the boys' room.
He'll help you clean up.
387
00:27:02,958 --> 00:27:06,963
Hold on, I'm not an errand boy.
- Well, I've got other things to do, myself.
388
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:08,839
So if there's a problem...
389
00:27:09,167 --> 00:27:11,135
don't call me.
390
00:27:15,542 --> 00:27:18,136
Where's the restroom?
391
00:27:18,292 --> 00:27:20,545
This way.
- Ow!
392
00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:25,503
Shut up or I'll cut off your braids.
393
00:27:30,542 --> 00:27:33,842
What are you grinning at?
- My sister is transsexual.
394
00:27:34,333 --> 00:27:35,334
What can I say?
395
00:27:35,667 --> 00:27:39,422
She wants a penis.
I said she can have mine.
396
00:27:39,583 --> 00:27:41,961
But my mom said it won't grow back,
397
00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:45,709
and that she shouldn't watch
so many series on Amazonia.
398
00:27:45,875 --> 00:27:49,300
Very interesting,
but you're slobbering on my hand.
399
00:28:16,917 --> 00:28:18,214
Why do you do that?
400
00:28:18,917 --> 00:28:22,217
I'm shaking it off so your teacher
will want to put it in her mouth later.
401
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:29,709
Okay, so who knows
what their next school will be?
402
00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:32,378
Heinrich B6II!
- Schiller High School!
403
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,297
Schiller High School.
404
00:28:34,458 --> 00:28:36,881
Ever heard of
the Goethe Comprehensive School?
405
00:28:37,208 --> 00:28:38,755
No.
406
00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:41,966
My brother goes there.
He gets beat up because he's so fat.
407
00:28:42,292 --> 00:28:45,262
It's a really shitty school.
- Well, uh... Come on.
408
00:28:45,583 --> 00:28:48,211
Look, I have really cool stickers
from the GCS.
409
00:28:48,542 --> 00:28:50,294
To put on your schoolbags.
410
00:28:51,875 --> 00:28:53,673
Calm down,
are you from the East or what?
411
00:28:54,667 --> 00:28:56,544
Hey, one is enough!
412
00:28:56,875 --> 00:28:58,297
Awesome!
413
00:28:59,833 --> 00:29:02,962
Just tell your parents I was nice,
our teachers are great,
414
00:29:03,292 --> 00:29:05,135
and the GCS is awesome.
415
00:29:07,042 --> 00:29:09,295
What's all that?
- We chose our professions.
416
00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:11,927
I'm going to be a molecular biologist!
417
00:29:13,958 --> 00:29:15,926
ARCHITECT...
MOLECULAR BIOLOGIST
418
00:29:17,583 --> 00:29:20,086
You all know
what you want to be later?
419
00:29:20,375 --> 00:29:21,592
Racecar driver!
- Soccer player!
420
00:29:21,917 --> 00:29:23,464
Architect!
- Singer!
421
00:29:23,625 --> 00:29:26,003
Want to see our work clothes?
- Yeah!
422
00:29:32,083 --> 00:29:35,587
Now write down what's so great
about your job, with lots of enthusiasm.
423
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:37,842
All right?
424
00:29:47,208 --> 00:29:48,801
Finished.
- Great.
425
00:29:49,375 --> 00:29:52,709
Later we'll guess
who wrote what. So make sure you sign
426
00:29:53,042 --> 00:29:55,170
with these wrong names up here.
427
00:29:57,208 --> 00:29:59,586
Funny names.
- Just do it.
428
00:29:59,917 --> 00:30:00,839
Okay.
429
00:30:05,667 --> 00:30:07,510
Architect, huh?
430
00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:09,968
WHAT I WANT TO BECOME
431
00:30:10,792 --> 00:30:12,510
No date!
Erase the date.
432
00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:15,173
We're not allowed to use ink erasers.
433
00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:16,752
Well, today you are.
434
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,584
At the GCS,
students are allowed to use ink erasers!
435
00:30:21,250 --> 00:30:24,584
I love that school already.
Are all the teachers there refugees?
436
00:30:30,708 --> 00:30:32,881
Oh my god, where did you get this?
437
00:30:33,208 --> 00:30:36,087
I got them from your elementary schools.
438
00:30:36,583 --> 00:30:39,587
To remind you
that you weren't always so unmotivated.
439
00:30:39,917 --> 00:30:41,510
You were excited!
440
00:30:41,667 --> 00:30:44,295
My nickname was Danger back then already?
441
00:30:44,625 --> 00:30:46,093
It wasn't.
442
00:30:46,417 --> 00:30:47,794
It says so here.
- Let's see.
443
00:30:48,125 --> 00:30:50,219
How cute you drew yourself, Chanti.
444
00:30:50,542 --> 00:30:54,251
What did you want to be?
- Journalist... journalist!
445
00:30:54,417 --> 00:30:57,546
But why did I give myself black hair?
446
00:30:57,708 --> 00:30:59,756
Maybe you were drawing me.
- Yeah!
447
00:31:00,083 --> 00:31:01,505
Remember?
- Yeah.
448
00:31:01,833 --> 00:31:03,255
Nice.
449
00:31:03,583 --> 00:31:06,587
Shit, I remember when we did this.
I was so excited.
450
00:31:06,917 --> 00:31:08,965
About what?
- About being a singer.
451
00:31:09,292 --> 00:31:10,885
Yeah, right.
452
00:31:11,333 --> 00:31:14,667
"Whenever I sing to my teachers,
they get tears in their eyes..."
453
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,083
Because it was so bad!
and tell me I should study music."
454
00:31:18,250 --> 00:31:21,379
Wow, Zeynep.
- Yeah, but I guess I stopped at some point.
455
00:31:21,708 --> 00:31:23,710
But now you'll stick with it, right?
456
00:31:23,875 --> 00:31:25,877
"Ar-chee..."
457
00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:28,878
“ tent“. Archeetect.
458
00:31:29,208 --> 00:31:31,552
It's so crazy that you forget this.
459
00:31:31,875 --> 00:31:34,094
We used to have dreams, bro.
460
00:31:35,208 --> 00:31:38,667
Okay, here's the deal...
- I know I was typing in 3rd grade.
461
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,422
Something crawled into your ear.
462
00:31:40,750 --> 00:31:43,253
If we set our minds
to achieving your dreams,
463
00:32:05,125 --> 00:32:06,172
CHOIR CLUB
464
00:32:11,167 --> 00:32:12,714
ART CLUB
465
00:32:23,917 --> 00:32:24,918
SCHOOL RADIO
466
00:32:25,250 --> 00:32:27,799
And now, for you, my favorite song...
467
00:32:30,250 --> 00:32:31,502
She's so bad.
468
00:32:37,292 --> 00:32:39,511
Hi, I'm Chantal.
469
00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:43,379
Are you the other editors.
- Uh-huh.
470
00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:46,673
I could write something about beauty.
471
00:32:46,833 --> 00:32:50,838
Do whatever you want.
We're only here because there's a TV.
472
00:32:51,167 --> 00:32:54,046
Whatever.
I'm the head reporter now.
473
00:32:54,583 --> 00:32:56,460
And I hate drugs.
474
00:32:57,042 --> 00:32:58,669
Joke.
475
00:33:03,208 --> 00:33:06,712
"And then you finish it off
with a touch of glitter."
476
00:33:06,875 --> 00:33:10,425
But do you think that will win a prize?
It's pretty superficial.
477
00:33:11,958 --> 00:33:15,167
We've been chilling for quite a while.
I mean, without any action.
478
00:33:16,542 --> 00:33:18,590
Quiet! The film is on.
479
00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:24,253
We've already watched
Lord of the Rings so often!
480
00:33:24,583 --> 00:33:26,927
I'll grow hair on my feet
if I see another Hobbit.
481
00:33:27,167 --> 00:33:30,137
In the life of an Elf.
I'm patient.
482
00:33:30,458 --> 00:33:33,337
I can wait!
483
00:33:37,917 --> 00:33:40,466
Ploppi? Ploppi, come on.
484
00:33:40,833 --> 00:33:42,380
With tongue, just once.
485
00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:45,427
The Arkenstone!
486
00:33:47,292 --> 00:33:49,841
It is precious to you beyond measure.
487
00:33:51,583 --> 00:33:53,585
No, I can't. Too much saliva.
488
00:33:55,458 --> 00:33:58,337
If we can never have sex,
we'll have to break up.
489
00:34:02,333 --> 00:34:04,256
The way you said...
490
00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:06,635
n, "Sex"!
491
00:34:06,958 --> 00:34:09,837
Petting, at least?
- With a finger?
492
00:34:10,458 --> 00:34:11,584
Yes, for example.
493
00:34:13,042 --> 00:34:14,669
That would be unhygienic.
494
00:34:14,833 --> 00:34:18,633
Into someone else's body.
That can't be right, Chantal.
495
00:34:19,083 --> 00:34:20,756
Even the word: "petting."
496
00:34:23,208 --> 00:34:24,050
Chantal?
497
00:34:30,167 --> 00:34:31,384
OK, art club members,
498
00:34:31,542 --> 00:34:34,386
look around and gather inspiration
for your own...
499
00:34:34,542 --> 00:34:35,759
well, art.
500
00:34:36,083 --> 00:34:39,007
I want one of you
to get a scholarship, okay?
501
00:34:39,167 --> 00:34:41,670
Great exhibit.
502
00:34:56,708 --> 00:34:59,552
That's the title.
- Why do artists do that?
503
00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:02,923
It expresses something.
- But what?
504
00:35:03,083 --> 00:35:06,462
Why can't they just say what they mean?
505
00:35:06,792 --> 00:35:08,590
Because they can't say it any other way.
506
00:35:08,917 --> 00:35:12,251
They're like you, they don't
have enough words for a full sentence,
507
00:35:12,417 --> 00:35:14,511
so they use paint and glue instead.
508
00:35:14,833 --> 00:35:16,756
Think about what you want to say.
509
00:35:17,083 --> 00:35:19,836
If he has anything to say.
510
00:35:20,667 --> 00:35:23,090
I wonder where the bistro is?
511
00:35:44,625 --> 00:35:46,753
Think about what you see, take notes,
512
00:35:46,917 --> 00:35:48,669
I expect great presentations.
513
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,970
I considered studying art history.
514
00:35:53,042 --> 00:35:56,171
I studied art history,
then decided to be a teacher.
515
00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:58,298
Really?
- It doesn't pay.
516
00:36:00,833 --> 00:36:03,916
What is this?
Are you crazy? Get this off me at once!
517
00:36:06,083 --> 00:36:09,053
Ms. Leimbach-Knorr, stop!
- Help! I bet this was Daniel!
518
00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:11,924
No respect for teachers.
519
00:36:15,250 --> 00:36:17,753
Outrageous! It was you!
520
00:36:35,292 --> 00:36:37,511
A plastic piece of shit.
521
00:36:57,458 --> 00:36:59,051
OCCUPIED
522
00:36:59,667 --> 00:37:00,668
Strange.
523
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,423
BIG BUSINESS IN THE COLD WAR
524
00:37:03,750 --> 00:37:06,128
Here we have an unusual,
525
00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:09,337
yes, somehow angry installation.
526
00:37:09,667 --> 00:37:10,793
"Piece of Shit".
527
00:37:11,125 --> 00:37:15,460
Next to it, the artist examines
the interiors of intellectual bourgeoisie.
528
00:37:16,083 --> 00:37:19,087
Note above all the poignant irony
529
00:37:19,417 --> 00:37:21,840
in the magazine titles in this artwork.
530
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,209
The topics of these magazines
are biting commentary
531
00:37:25,542 --> 00:37:28,546
on the zeitgeist of the '80s...
532
00:37:30,208 --> 00:37:31,710
It's occupied, girl!
533
00:37:35,083 --> 00:37:37,336
Number one or number two?
534
00:37:42,333 --> 00:37:44,711
PUPIL SHITS ON MODERN ART
535
00:38:01,708 --> 00:38:04,427
This isn't about you, Ingrid,
it's about the school!
536
00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:06,836
It's never about me!
537
00:38:08,542 --> 00:38:10,465
The ice is getting thin.
538
00:38:10,792 --> 00:38:12,886
What about the newspaper?
- Chantal is on it,
539
00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:14,801
now it has a double cover.
540
00:38:15,125 --> 00:38:18,208
I know. Most of the articles
are interviews with herself.
541
00:38:38,792 --> 00:38:42,001
Fact is, I'm the one
who has to deal with those morons.
542
00:38:42,375 --> 00:38:45,675
Can't you say something nice for once?
- You have nice hair.
543
00:38:49,375 --> 00:38:52,709
Maybe I'd actually be a good teacher
if someone here believed in me.
544
00:38:53,375 --> 00:38:58,461
How about a demonstration lesson?
No problem. What do you want this to be?
545
00:38:58,792 --> 00:39:01,796
A guest appearance, or a profession?
546
00:39:03,083 --> 00:39:04,255
Well.
547
00:39:09,167 --> 00:39:10,760
Smaller, Danger.
548
00:39:17,250 --> 00:39:19,548
Why not do your demonstration lesson?
549
00:39:21,875 --> 00:39:24,219
Don't you want to find out
if you can do it?
550
00:39:47,542 --> 00:39:50,625
My name is Afuk, and...
551
00:39:51,167 --> 00:39:54,296
I am in Germany since three months.
552
00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:57,378
My name's Danger
and I've been here for 17 years.
553
00:39:57,708 --> 00:39:59,460
Why he here?
- Yeah, why?
554
00:39:59,792 --> 00:40:01,669
Your German is as bad
as these coconut pickers.
555
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,083
But you didn't have to swallow
liters of water to get here
556
00:40:05,250 --> 00:40:07,799
Hey, Justin is jumping off the roof!
557
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,422
Jump!
558
00:40:19,167 --> 00:40:22,546
This is for all those
who don't believe in superpowers!
559
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,377
Justin!
560
00:40:39,375 --> 00:40:40,843
Justin? Justin!
561
00:40:41,583 --> 00:40:44,086
I didn't fly, did I?
- How many fingers?
562
00:40:44,250 --> 00:40:46,548
Three?
- Can't be that bad.
563
00:40:48,292 --> 00:40:49,760
My leg hurts a bit.
564
00:40:58,208 --> 00:40:59,425
Hello.
565
00:40:59,583 --> 00:41:02,587
Hey. When is your mom coming?
566
00:41:03,125 --> 00:41:04,593
Soon.
567
00:41:04,750 --> 00:41:07,253
She's still working.
But I told her
568
00:41:07,583 --> 00:41:09,756
it doesn't hurt so much.
569
00:41:10,083 --> 00:41:11,881
That's not true, is it?
570
00:41:37,083 --> 00:41:39,302
Justin. Hello.
571
00:41:39,458 --> 00:41:41,677
Hello.
- Mom!
572
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,085
Biggi!
573
00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:46,629
I felt sorry for him.
- Now it happened. You want to be a teacher.
574
00:41:46,792 --> 00:41:48,886
Knock it off.
- Teacher. He's a teacher,
575
00:41:49,208 --> 00:41:51,586
and he always will be.
- No way.
576
00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:24,551
Powering up.
577
00:42:27,333 --> 00:42:29,256
Now put on the goggles.
578
00:42:33,167 --> 00:42:35,295
Oh, Ploppi!
579
00:42:42,167 --> 00:42:44,044
Oh. No, Chantal!
- Ploppi!
580
00:42:56,833 --> 00:42:58,506
Pow.
581
00:42:59,875 --> 00:43:02,378
Won't you try a cookie?
- Now's a bad time.
582
00:43:15,875 --> 00:43:17,969
Are they yummy?
- Chantal?
583
00:43:18,292 --> 00:43:20,465
Do you want one too?
584
00:43:24,917 --> 00:43:28,547
If it's so fun, maybe we can
play it with Grandpa sometime.
585
00:43:29,833 --> 00:43:31,005
Sure, Grandma.
586
00:43:44,250 --> 00:43:46,469
We just had sex with your Grandma.
587
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,925
Don't get me wrong, Ploppi.
The fantasy films and chips are great,
588
00:43:55,083 --> 00:43:57,381
but I don't want to have cybersex
for the rest of my life.
589
00:43:57,708 --> 00:44:01,633
I didn't even want to date you,
but you were so dominant.
590
00:44:01,958 --> 00:44:04,552
Sorry, I thought you wanted it too.
591
00:44:06,833 --> 00:44:09,757
Don't you ever
want to touch a girl for real?
592
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,094
Is there someone else?
593
00:44:14,375 --> 00:44:16,343
Ploppi! Tell me!
- Chantal...
594
00:44:16,667 --> 00:44:17,884
Tell me.
- No, get off!
595
00:44:18,208 --> 00:44:19,460
Or I'll have to kiss you.
596
00:44:19,792 --> 00:44:21,339
No! There was a girl!
597
00:44:22,583 --> 00:44:24,210
Amrei.
598
00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:29,084
We were in the math olympics together,
and she was so good with numbers.
599
00:44:50,458 --> 00:44:52,460
Get off. Off!
600
00:44:57,083 --> 00:44:58,585
I don't think she even likes me.
601
00:45:04,625 --> 00:45:07,253
It really smells like
primary numbers here.
602
00:45:08,667 --> 00:45:11,591
Anyway, I don't need my pussy
wired every week.
603
00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:14,549
So I thought I'd help Ploppi
hook up with that Amrei.
604
00:45:14,875 --> 00:45:17,173
If she's disabled too,
it's a perfect match.
605
00:45:17,500 --> 00:45:19,798
Is she that emo chick from Schiller
who got sent to therapy
606
00:45:19,958 --> 00:45:22,586
for biking on the highway?
- I'll contact her.
607
00:45:22,917 --> 00:45:25,420
She won't talk to you.
They hate pretty kids.
608
00:45:25,583 --> 00:45:29,918
You still have those ugly boots?
The ones that look like they're Hitler's?
609
00:45:30,250 --> 00:45:32,503
Oh, you have them on.
Can I borrow them?
610
00:45:32,833 --> 00:45:35,131
Gimme a smoke.
- Don't have any.
611
00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:37,717
Mr. Miller, no!
612
00:45:38,042 --> 00:45:39,294
See you.
- No! -Chill!
613
00:45:39,625 --> 00:45:41,548
Not those.
- What's the matter?
614
00:45:41,708 --> 00:45:43,710
Not those, Mr. Miller.
615
00:45:43,875 --> 00:45:45,502
Mr. Miller!
616
00:46:08,292 --> 00:46:10,420
Just one more drag.
- You used to be addicted!
617
00:46:10,750 --> 00:46:11,922
Just one.
618
00:46:12,250 --> 00:46:13,547
No!
"Run!
619
00:46:13,875 --> 00:46:16,344
Drugs are not good for you!
620
00:46:26,292 --> 00:46:29,967
Something bad has happened!
Mr. Miller took crack and now he snapped!
621
00:46:39,917 --> 00:46:41,385
Have you seen Chantal?
622
00:46:44,750 --> 00:46:46,343
Find Chantal for me, okay?
- What?
623
00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:48,127
Come on, let's find her.
624
00:46:48,458 --> 00:46:49,459
Go.
- I see.
625
00:46:49,792 --> 00:46:52,341
We're a team!
- We have to get him to come down.
626
00:46:52,667 --> 00:46:53,509
But how?
627
00:46:53,833 --> 00:46:55,335
Not with an injection.
628
00:46:55,667 --> 00:46:57,761
I don't have that with me.
629
00:46:58,083 --> 00:47:00,051
My mom took that away.
630
00:47:00,375 --> 00:47:04,505
Diazepam is the only quick remedy.
He'll be calm, and with a pulse.
631
00:47:04,667 --> 00:47:08,501
But it's a rectal suppository.
- How will we stick it up his ass?
632
00:47:08,833 --> 00:47:10,927
Well, it's doable.
633
00:47:28,125 --> 00:47:30,093
You assholes!
Untie me now!
634
00:47:30,417 --> 00:47:33,387
Whoever does it is going to get it back.
- Gerster can't see him like this.
635
00:47:33,542 --> 00:47:36,261
Danger, pull his pants down.
- What if he farts?
636
00:47:36,417 --> 00:47:38,044
Then we won't smell your sweat.
637
00:47:38,375 --> 00:47:42,050
It's not my fault.
The doctor said it's testastatrone!
638
00:47:45,125 --> 00:47:47,219
Oh my god, it's huge.
- I'm out!
639
00:47:47,542 --> 00:47:49,544
I'll do it.
640
00:47:50,792 --> 00:47:53,921
Grandma always puts Nivea on it.
- Gimme your lip gloss.
641
00:47:54,083 --> 00:47:57,508
No, it was expensive!
Gigi Hadid uses it on Snapchat!
642
00:48:00,750 --> 00:48:02,548
Go ahead, use it up!
643
00:48:02,708 --> 00:48:04,551
It's important.
644
00:48:13,542 --> 00:48:16,170
Mr. Miller? Relax your anus.
645
00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:25,467
Ow'. Chant“!
646
00:48:26,042 --> 00:48:27,919
Then you have to make him swallow it.
647
00:48:28,250 --> 00:48:31,299
But I don't know
how that will change the effect.
648
00:48:32,667 --> 00:48:34,965
You fuckers, gimme the shit
and I'll forget this...
649
00:48:35,292 --> 00:48:37,090
It's the drug speaking, not you.
650
00:48:37,250 --> 00:48:39,673
Now swallow it.
- Or suffocate!
651
00:48:42,417 --> 00:48:44,044
You guys are sick.
652
00:48:48,750 --> 00:48:50,502
Fuck off!
653
00:48:53,167 --> 00:48:55,261
Mr. Miller!
654
00:48:55,917 --> 00:48:57,715
He's out of it!
655
00:48:58,042 --> 00:48:59,589
What's going on?
656
00:49:01,542 --> 00:49:03,340
Ms. Gerster's coming!
- No!
657
00:49:05,667 --> 00:49:06,964
Danger?
658
00:49:19,375 --> 00:49:21,673
You're killing him!
659
00:49:36,250 --> 00:49:37,376
Hi.
- Hey.
660
00:49:37,542 --> 00:49:38,634
$0?
"$0?
661
00:49:42,208 --> 00:49:46,338
Now don't be silly.
I need a few signatures for insurance.
662
00:49:47,750 --> 00:49:50,253
My pleasure.
- Good.
663
00:49:53,583 --> 00:49:55,256
Why are you sweating?
664
00:49:56,625 --> 00:49:58,719
Because it's hot.
- Uh-huh.
665
00:49:59,833 --> 00:50:00,880
A hot topic.
666
00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:05,549
We're on it.
We're in the fast lane!
667
00:50:07,208 --> 00:50:11,008
So motivated, huh?
- Most def. Hey, Gerster!
668
00:50:11,333 --> 00:50:12,755
Careful, okay?
669
00:50:13,083 --> 00:50:15,711
How about that demonstration lesson?
- Yeah, right.
670
00:50:18,708 --> 00:50:22,042
Demonstration lesson!
Demonstration lesson!
671
00:50:22,208 --> 00:50:24,802
Demonstration lesson!
- Are you serious?
672
00:50:28,708 --> 00:50:30,961
I'm a good teacher.
673
00:50:31,292 --> 00:50:33,420
I can do it. Really!
674
00:50:33,750 --> 00:50:36,594
I want you to be proud of me.
- Well...
675
00:50:36,750 --> 00:50:38,673
Yes. Mr. Miller,
676
00:50:39,208 --> 00:50:41,882
I'm glad you see this
as something long-term.
677
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,048
Very well, I'll check the schedule.
678
00:50:55,625 --> 00:50:57,002
Yes!
679
00:50:57,333 --> 00:50:58,505
Wake up!
680
00:51:25,833 --> 00:51:27,380
Demonstration lesson!
681
00:51:30,542 --> 00:51:31,714
Oh, god.
682
00:51:33,708 --> 00:51:35,051
Out!
683
00:51:35,375 --> 00:51:39,005
No, not you! Where did you get it?
Do you take it?
684
00:51:39,333 --> 00:51:42,382
What are you yelling for?
- She had crack with her.
685
00:51:43,542 --> 00:51:46,842
Why didn't you tell me?
We have procedures for this.
686
00:51:47,167 --> 00:51:50,137
How long have you been taking the drug?
- Not at all.
687
00:51:53,708 --> 00:51:56,587
The cigarettes
are from my mom's boyfriend.
688
00:51:56,750 --> 00:51:58,377
Is that so?
689
00:51:59,375 --> 00:52:03,255
I... I steal them from her sometimes
so she can't smoke with him.
690
00:52:03,833 --> 00:52:06,382
She scares me when she smokes it.
She trips out.
691
00:52:11,125 --> 00:52:13,753
I don't want to be the one
with the crack mom.
692
00:52:19,875 --> 00:52:23,550
This frazzles me out more than the finals
of Germany's Next Top Model.
693
00:52:25,417 --> 00:52:28,921
There's something else. Mr. Miller.
- What else?
694
00:52:31,417 --> 00:52:35,217
I stole 250 euros
from Ms. Enzberger's cubicle.
695
00:52:35,542 --> 00:52:37,215
Who cares?
696
00:52:37,542 --> 00:52:39,135
Oh, uh, well...
697
00:52:39,292 --> 00:52:41,636
Why?
- Stealing just sucks.
698
00:52:41,792 --> 00:52:44,011
I'll pay it back from the competition,
I swear.
699
00:52:44,167 --> 00:52:46,886
What did you buy with the money, make-up?
- No!
700
00:52:48,208 --> 00:52:49,209
No.
701
00:52:50,583 --> 00:52:54,258
My mom wants me to pay her rent
as long as I'm not working.
702
00:52:56,167 --> 00:52:58,716
She doesn't want me to go to school.
703
00:52:58,875 --> 00:53:01,924
She says it's wasted on me.
- Yeah.
704
00:53:11,667 --> 00:53:13,465
This is it.
705
00:53:13,625 --> 00:53:15,923
If I freak out, you just give a cough.
706
00:53:19,375 --> 00:53:22,584
Hey, by law she's old enough
to leave school.
707
00:53:22,917 --> 00:53:27,047
Maybe no one told you, but not everyone
quits after 9th grade.
708
00:53:28,167 --> 00:53:31,250
You watch your tone of voice.
Who do you think you are, anyway?
709
00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:35,209
You can't fool kids into thinking
they can pass their A-levels.
710
00:53:35,375 --> 00:53:36,922
I'll tell you something:
711
00:53:37,083 --> 00:53:40,542
My sister, my half-sisters,
the other half-sister,
712
00:53:40,708 --> 00:53:44,212
all my cousins and my 2nd cousin,
Chantal's dad, that is,
713
00:53:44,542 --> 00:53:47,876
none of them graduated
And we're doing just fine.
714
00:53:48,208 --> 00:53:50,586
We went and got our hands dirty.
715
00:53:50,750 --> 00:53:53,924
We learned how to work.
And so can she.
716
00:53:54,083 --> 00:53:59,089
Mom, I can help out after school.
- No! Young lady, we talked about this!
717
00:53:59,750 --> 00:54:02,378
I'm so fed up with this crap!
718
00:54:03,042 --> 00:54:06,251
Always hanging out at school,
doing nothing, earning nothing.
719
00:54:06,417 --> 00:54:09,261
I have to support her.
But the fact is,
720
00:54:09,417 --> 00:54:12,466
we all know
she's too dumb for A-levels.
721
00:54:12,792 --> 00:54:15,341
And now fuck off.
- You want me to fuck off?
722
00:54:15,667 --> 00:54:19,797
You think I can't handle you intellectuals?
- You can fuck off!
723
00:54:20,125 --> 00:54:23,755
You want me to sue you?
- Yeah, go right ahead.
724
00:54:23,917 --> 00:54:27,251
But it smells like
you spent your legal budget on liquor.
725
00:54:27,417 --> 00:54:30,967
Your breath reeks so bad,
I don't dare light a cigarette.
726
00:54:43,667 --> 00:54:45,135
Is this how...
- Hey!
727
00:54:45,458 --> 00:54:48,132
I didn't want off-duty stress,
but this is going too far.
728
00:54:48,458 --> 00:54:50,210
Shut your trap, you...
729
00:54:51,833 --> 00:54:55,042
Now you listen to me:
If Chantal comes to school
730
00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:58,675
with a single bruise,
or if you throw one more thing at her,
731
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:02,550
the public health department
will pay you a visit,
732
00:55:02,875 --> 00:55:05,845
and your filthy, piss-reeking pub
will be shut in no time.
733
00:55:07,708 --> 00:55:10,257
And if your boyfriend
brings drugs home again,
734
00:55:10,583 --> 00:55:12,460
or takes drugs in front of Chantal,
735
00:55:12,792 --> 00:55:15,762
he will stop by with some buddies
and burn the whole place down.
736
00:55:19,083 --> 00:55:20,380
Well.
737
00:55:20,708 --> 00:55:23,336
What a productive
parent-teacher talk that was.
738
00:55:23,667 --> 00:55:27,422
I think it's time for lunch. Chantal?
- What are we having?
739
00:55:27,750 --> 00:55:29,752
Pizza.
- Vegetables would be good.
740
00:55:30,083 --> 00:55:31,676
And vegetables.
741
00:55:37,625 --> 00:55:39,172
Hi, Zeki.
742
00:55:39,917 --> 00:55:43,000
Hey, Jackie.
Make me a Bloody Mary, will you?
743
00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:45,843
I'm still drunk.
744
00:55:48,125 --> 00:55:50,378
I always thought,
what good is Judo?
745
00:55:50,708 --> 00:55:53,757
Judo, Judo, Judo, I thought,
it's way too physical!
746
00:55:54,583 --> 00:55:56,756
Can you buckle up, please?
747
00:55:57,417 --> 00:56:00,261
Remind me to let you take over
my parent conferences.
748
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,172
Two-fifty.
749
00:56:09,167 --> 00:56:10,919
Whassap? I want to party tonight.
750
00:56:11,125 --> 00:56:14,925
She's crazy. She just dodged
a beer glass, now she wants to party.
751
00:56:15,417 --> 00:56:18,967
Are you in a WhatsApp group with them?
- I tapped Chantal's phone.
752
00:56:19,292 --> 00:56:20,885
Someone has to check on them.
753
00:56:21,208 --> 00:56:23,802
Party at the Fantasia tonight!
754
00:56:23,958 --> 00:56:27,588
They're going out drinking again.
They're supposed to study!
755
00:56:28,542 --> 00:56:30,920
Time for a little lesson.
- The Fantasia, huh?
756
00:56:31,250 --> 00:56:34,800
Last time I was there I was 16. Can I come?
- No!
757
00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:37,378
Please! I could use some cool music.
758
00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:40,969
I don't want to be seen with you.
- I don't believe you.
759
00:56:41,125 --> 00:56:44,629
Even teachers like to party,
even teachers have time off,
760
00:56:44,792 --> 00:56:46,635
even you can come along.
761
00:56:47,792 --> 00:56:48,884
Or maybe not.
762
00:56:53,250 --> 00:56:55,344
ID, please.
- Yes, of course.
763
00:56:55,667 --> 00:56:57,465
That was a joke. This is Paco.
764
00:56:59,417 --> 00:57:00,464
ID, huh?
765
00:57:00,625 --> 00:57:02,844
Your retards are here,
the DJ is briefed.
766
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,209
Strippers use the second door, please.
Thanks.
767
00:57:10,792 --> 00:57:12,089
That's Amrei, by the way.
768
00:57:13,708 --> 00:57:17,508
That's her?
I don't see what's wrong with her foot.
769
00:57:17,667 --> 00:57:19,590
You only see it when she walks.
770
00:57:21,542 --> 00:57:23,010
Man, the music sucks!
771
00:57:23,333 --> 00:57:26,052
You're the one who wanted to go out
once more before it's over.
772
00:57:26,375 --> 00:57:30,505
Why are you such a buzz kill?
- Did you think anyone would talk to you?
773
00:57:33,875 --> 00:57:34,876
Oh, Amrei!
774
00:57:37,167 --> 00:57:39,090
Now look.
775
00:57:40,625 --> 00:57:42,002
Oh, okay.
776
00:57:53,917 --> 00:57:56,090
Yeah.
Can I still screw when I'm on it?
777
00:57:56,250 --> 00:57:58,844
For sure. Like a rabbit.
778
00:58:02,917 --> 00:58:04,294
There.
- Oh.
779
00:58:09,708 --> 00:58:11,255
Let him in, he's with me.
780
00:58:11,583 --> 00:58:12,755
Go ahead, kid.
781
00:58:13,917 --> 00:58:16,761
Where are the drinks?
- Burak, how much did you drink?
782
00:58:17,208 --> 00:58:19,802
He grinded up on me from behind again.
783
00:58:43,417 --> 00:58:45,920
Are you an alcoholic or what?
Gimme that!
784
00:58:47,417 --> 00:58:51,217
Hey party people! What's up?
I thought you're studying?
785
00:58:51,375 --> 00:58:55,255
OMG, go away. You're the oldest
person here. That's so embarrassing!
786
00:59:23,667 --> 00:59:25,965
I don't feel anything.
Shit!
787
00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:29,844
Stop embarrassing us!
788
00:59:31,083 --> 00:59:32,926
Short time-out!
789
00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:42,927
Chantal, Daniel,
Burak and Zeynep!
790
00:59:43,083 --> 00:59:45,927
Thanks for partying
with your teachers tonight!
791
00:59:50,042 --> 00:59:54,092
You are my absolute favorite students!
792
01:00:00,125 --> 01:00:02,503
Okay, time to go home
and do your homework!
793
01:00:10,208 --> 01:00:12,961
Britney!
794
01:00:31,542 --> 01:00:32,794
Biggi!
795
01:00:33,125 --> 01:00:35,344
I am Britney!
796
01:01:32,167 --> 01:01:33,760
Hey, Madonna!
797
01:01:33,917 --> 01:01:35,715
When is your new record out?
798
01:01:36,042 --> 01:01:39,842
Tomorrow is school.
What was in that drink?
799
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,752
Why are you shouting?
- The music!
800
01:01:42,083 --> 01:01:44,711
There is no more music, you're tripping!
801
01:01:44,875 --> 01:01:48,550
It's not your music!
- Hey, I'm Britney!
802
01:01:48,875 --> 01:01:50,969
Get in!
- I don't want to.
803
01:01:51,292 --> 01:01:53,670
Danger, Laura, get in the car!
804
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,549
Worst evening ever.
805
01:01:59,708 --> 01:02:01,927
Hey, where do I live?
806
01:02:08,708 --> 01:02:10,881
It's so dangerous
as an attractive young woman,
807
01:02:11,208 --> 01:02:13,586
people are always putting something
in your drink.
808
01:02:15,917 --> 01:02:19,626
Miller and Enzberger,
to the Principal's office, ASAP-issimo.
809
01:02:19,958 --> 01:02:22,552
It's like with George Orwell.
- You get used to it.
810
01:02:31,292 --> 01:02:34,136
This is trending.
And no matter how often I watch it,
811
01:02:34,292 --> 01:02:37,091
I can't seem to find
the pedagogical value in it.
812
01:02:37,250 --> 01:02:39,753
I think someone was...
- Pardon?
813
01:02:40,083 --> 01:02:42,506
Impersonating me.
- Were you on drugs?
814
01:02:42,833 --> 01:02:46,383
And why would you do such a thing?
- Now the whole surprise is ruined,
815
01:02:47,250 --> 01:02:50,129
It's part of the anti-bullying seminar.
816
01:02:50,292 --> 01:02:54,172
Ms. Enzberger needed a hashtag
for the seminar, and this is part of it.
817
01:02:54,333 --> 01:02:59,464
To make the students aware of how fast
such embarrassing videos can spread online.
818
01:03:00,208 --> 01:03:03,257
And then reconsider their behavior?
819
01:03:07,833 --> 01:03:10,461
I'm holding the seminar?
We have to report the theft.
820
01:03:10,792 --> 01:03:14,751
If you get the cops involved, she'll be
kicked out of school and that's it.
821
01:03:15,083 --> 01:03:18,417
What is the hashtag?
-"Stop shaming".
822
01:03:18,750 --> 01:03:21,549
"Stop WebShaming", I think it was.
- Yeah, right.
823
01:03:21,875 --> 01:03:25,880
You have a budget for the seminar.
Weren't you going to get an expert?
824
01:03:26,208 --> 01:03:28,006
What a little busy bee.
825
01:03:28,792 --> 01:03:31,215
Wants to do everything herself.
826
01:03:31,542 --> 01:03:33,294
All right, fine.
827
01:03:44,083 --> 01:03:47,838
Zeynep! Amrei is meeting someone.
Yeah, I'm on it.
828
01:03:49,417 --> 01:03:51,920
The emos are chilling at the cemetery.
829
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,968
You don't understand a thing!
830
01:04:07,292 --> 01:04:10,717
I'm meeting someone!
- You come back! I want you to fight!
831
01:04:11,042 --> 01:04:13,545
And I'm taking away your computer
for good!
832
01:04:39,167 --> 01:04:41,261
Are you lsabell?
833
01:04:41,708 --> 01:04:43,676
Yeah.
- Wow...
834
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:48,050
It's so strange meeting for the first time
in person, after all the chatting.
835
01:04:48,833 --> 01:04:50,801
Yeah, so what's up?
836
01:04:52,958 --> 01:04:55,461
I mean, I'm in such a shitty mood again.
837
01:04:55,792 --> 01:05:00,343
I have the mobile home. My grandpa
didn't notice that I stole the keys.
838
01:05:00,667 --> 01:05:02,761
I have everything for the party, too.
839
01:05:04,125 --> 01:05:07,675
You don't look so sick.
- You're saying that to a cancer patient?
840
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,502
Oh, Amrei!
841
01:05:10,250 --> 01:05:13,094
Oh, god, I'm sorry.
I know it doesn't always show.
842
01:05:13,417 --> 01:05:15,465
That's okay.
I'm wearing heavy make-up.
843
01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:19,877
Ow.
844
01:05:20,208 --> 01:05:23,792
Tell me if my nose starts to bleed.
That happens sometimes.
845
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,970
I really liked your poem about Hades.
846
01:05:29,125 --> 01:05:31,298
That we'll all go to Hades
and be free at last.
847
01:05:32,583 --> 01:05:34,927
Yeah, thanks. So sweet of you.
848
01:05:38,125 --> 01:05:41,425
I have everything you need
to hide out until it's time.
849
01:05:41,583 --> 01:05:43,506
No more online contact. It's safer.
850
01:06:01,583 --> 01:06:04,177
That's such a beautiful gravestone.
851
01:06:04,333 --> 01:06:06,176
I'd like one just like it.
852
01:06:08,958 --> 01:06:10,380
SO,
853
01:06:10,708 --> 01:06:13,632
they want to run away,
to a town... I forgot the name.
854
01:06:13,958 --> 01:06:17,087
They want to be free.
I think they have problems at home.
855
01:06:17,250 --> 01:06:20,424
Chantal, you have to stop them.
- Relax, I'm on it.
856
01:06:20,583 --> 01:06:24,008
I want to find out a little more.
Maybe I can interview them.
857
01:06:24,333 --> 01:06:27,587
"Runaways in Private".
Do you think that could be a good article?
858
01:06:27,750 --> 01:06:31,334
When will you give her my letter?
- OMG, it's always about you!
859
01:06:36,625 --> 01:06:38,753
Piss off!
Hey, piss off!
860
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:41,968
Is this the Paralympics or what?
861
01:06:42,292 --> 01:06:43,669
Get her, Mats!
862
01:06:46,250 --> 01:06:48,378
You jerk!
863
01:06:53,542 --> 01:06:55,010
Who was that?
864
01:06:57,167 --> 01:06:59,590
Good morning! Okay.
- Morning.
865
01:07:00,333 --> 01:07:03,633
Sure, there are anti-bullying experts
for 250 euros.
866
01:07:03,958 --> 01:07:06,882
But we teachers
keep getting new challenges.
867
01:07:07,042 --> 01:07:09,591
Bullying, some of you might think,
868
01:07:10,625 --> 01:07:13,834
is something we can deal with
in the schoolyard.
869
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:18,301
No, we can't.
We'll deal with it here today, together.
870
01:07:18,625 --> 01:07:20,172
Remember the annual sports event,
871
01:07:20,333 --> 01:07:23,883
when Ariane ran the 200-meter race
like crazy?
872
01:07:24,208 --> 01:07:26,461
She left everyone in the dust,
right Ariane?
873
01:07:26,792 --> 01:07:29,762
Yup.
- But she stopped, just before the finish.
874
01:07:30,458 --> 01:07:34,543
I shouted, "Ariane, keep running!
You're winning!"
875
01:07:35,042 --> 01:07:37,044
And what did you say?
-"No, no, no."
876
01:07:37,208 --> 01:07:40,712
Ariane waited.
She wanted everyone to finish together.
877
01:07:40,875 --> 01:07:45,130
She took her best friend's hand and
finished with her. Then what did you say?
878
01:07:45,917 --> 01:07:49,342
"We'll do it together."
- We'll do it... together.
879
01:07:50,208 --> 01:07:53,052
We will do it together!
880
01:07:53,375 --> 01:07:57,334
That's the line I want you to remember
after this seminar is over.
881
01:07:57,500 --> 01:08:02,051
Okay, who wants to share
what it feels like when people bully you?
882
01:08:03,125 --> 01:08:05,503
So everyone knows what it means.
883
01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:08,835
Who has the courage?
884
01:08:12,167 --> 01:08:13,760
Take your time.
885
01:08:15,083 --> 01:08:17,302
Oh, man!
- My eyes are burning!
886
01:08:17,625 --> 01:08:20,128
Maybe not that much time.
- Me.
887
01:08:20,917 --> 01:08:22,510
Okay, wow.
Come on up.
888
01:08:23,708 --> 01:08:24,925
Mr. Miller!
889
01:08:25,250 --> 01:08:28,584
Tell us who mistreated you
in the teachers' room.
890
01:08:30,833 --> 01:08:34,042
Well, there's this kid who...
891
01:08:34,375 --> 01:08:37,049
He annoys me.
- Danger.
892
01:08:37,375 --> 01:08:40,549
I didn't like him,
because he's weak and he's afraid.
893
01:08:40,708 --> 01:08:42,551
Horrible traits.
894
01:08:43,292 --> 01:08:45,465
The kid I'm talking about is...
895
01:08:47,875 --> 01:08:50,003
No, I won't tell you.
896
01:08:50,333 --> 01:08:52,961
He lived in an orphanage
after his mother died.
897
01:08:53,292 --> 01:08:55,841
He's too skinny, looks like a gypsy,
and he stinks.
898
01:08:56,167 --> 01:08:59,171
Danger!
- Now we know who it is.
899
01:08:59,333 --> 01:09:02,917
He doesn't shower because the older kids
stuff soap in his mouth,
900
01:09:03,083 --> 01:09:06,166
and hold the showerhead in his face
until he can't breathe.
901
01:09:06,500 --> 01:09:10,130
At school no one wants to sit next to him
because he's dirty.
902
01:09:11,208 --> 01:09:16,510
He doesn't wash his T-shirt because it
has a sweat stain that looks like Tupac.
903
01:09:18,500 --> 01:09:22,255
Everyone calls him gypsy.
No one asks how he's doing.
904
01:09:23,625 --> 01:09:26,549
Then he starts smoking.
But not cigarettes, crack.
905
01:09:26,708 --> 01:09:28,836
He thinks it makes him cooler.
906
01:09:29,167 --> 01:09:33,752
He just wants to be part of the game, or
have a teacher ask if everything's okay.
907
01:09:34,083 --> 01:09:36,927
But no one asks,
and no one notices anything.
908
01:09:37,250 --> 01:09:41,460
Not even when he starts skipping school.
He could vanish and nobody would notice.
909
01:09:41,792 --> 01:09:46,127
And why don't you like the boy?
- I said I didn't like him.
910
01:09:46,458 --> 01:09:49,712
Because I don't like to be
reminded of him.
911
01:09:50,042 --> 01:09:54,172
But I think they would've thought twice
if they'd heard his story or why he stinks.
912
01:09:54,917 --> 01:09:57,921
Because he's afraid
to use the showers.
913
01:09:58,083 --> 01:10:02,168
Or that they tattooed a penis
on his shoulder with a knitting needle,
914
01:10:02,375 --> 01:10:04,594
which is why he won't take part in sports.
915
01:10:04,917 --> 01:10:08,751
I didn't like him because
he never learned how to ask for help.
916
01:10:10,125 --> 01:10:12,048
He could've found his way more easily,
917
01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:14,427
and become something other than...
918
01:10:14,583 --> 01:10:16,426
a teacher.
919
01:10:16,750 --> 01:10:20,254
Who's he talking about?
- Why do you think I have this lame tribal?
920
01:10:21,708 --> 01:10:24,917
But I'll pay for anyone's tattoo
who has a penis on their shoulder.
921
01:10:25,083 --> 01:10:27,085
Okay, I broke the ice.
922
01:10:29,208 --> 01:10:30,926
Thank you, Mr. Miller.
923
01:10:32,208 --> 01:10:34,051
Who else dares to speak up?
924
01:10:35,125 --> 01:10:37,219
Come on. Go ahead.
925
01:10:37,375 --> 01:10:39,298
Be brave.
926
01:10:39,750 --> 01:10:41,627
Justin. Come on up.
927
01:11:25,417 --> 01:11:27,260
My mom wanted to call the police,
928
01:11:27,583 --> 01:11:32,168
but I said I'd handle it on my own,
because I'm not a baby anymore.
929
01:11:33,708 --> 01:11:37,838
And I told you to take it off Facebook.
930
01:11:38,542 --> 01:11:41,625
And you said you would...
if I jump off the roof
931
01:11:42,667 --> 01:11:44,089
shouting "I can fly."
932
01:11:47,042 --> 01:11:49,136
And my bone was sticking out,
933
01:11:49,292 --> 01:11:51,169
and I didn't even cry.
934
01:11:51,375 --> 01:11:54,128
I thought someone
might visit me at the hospital,
935
01:11:54,292 --> 01:11:56,511
but not even my best friend came.
936
01:11:56,833 --> 01:12:00,212
Because they told him
that if he visited me...
937
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:18,050
Like in the movies, where the outsiders
are always cool in the end.
938
01:12:18,375 --> 01:12:21,504
Show them why you wear the mask.
Go on.
939
01:12:42,583 --> 01:12:45,006
Let's all get undressed! For Justin!
940
01:12:45,542 --> 01:12:48,625
Yeah, we'll all take a photo together.
In underwear, too!
941
01:12:48,792 --> 01:12:52,046
Yeah! Come on, everybody!
- Let's do it!
942
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,844
Please remember to use the hashtag
"StopWebShaming,"
943
01:13:04,167 --> 01:13:07,296
for which Chantal and I
already made a little video.
944
01:13:34,750 --> 01:13:37,674
Please accept my penis!
945
01:13:37,833 --> 01:13:39,551
Go away, dude!
946
01:13:39,708 --> 01:13:41,426
Oh, god!
947
01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:45,175
Okay kids, everyone can get dressed again.
That's enough, thanks.
948
01:13:48,917 --> 01:13:50,214
Thanks.
949
01:13:51,292 --> 01:13:53,294
Hello! I have something to say, too.
950
01:13:53,875 --> 01:13:57,709
So far. it's been all about the ugly kids,
and the retar... Okay, never mind.
951
01:13:58,208 --> 01:14:01,587
I wanted to say
that it's a little like bullying
952
01:14:23,875 --> 01:14:26,173
Chanti, you badass!
- Yeah, Chanti!
953
01:14:32,583 --> 01:14:33,630
Well,
954
01:14:33,958 --> 01:14:37,462
I'll admit it's sometimes hard to believe
that people can rise to the occasion.
955
01:14:37,792 --> 01:14:42,172
But if you or anyone else here writes
a very good article for the school paper,
956
01:14:42,417 --> 01:14:47,628
that would really help our school. So yes,
I do hope, and I believe in you, Chantal.
957
01:14:49,375 --> 01:14:51,503
Thank you, Ms. Gerster.
958
01:14:52,125 --> 01:14:54,093
Goodness, please.
- Just a sec.
959
01:14:54,417 --> 01:14:57,466
Okay, and now let's take a photo
for
960
01:14:59,625 --> 01:15:01,343
Smile...
961
01:15:02,625 --> 01:15:05,003
Ooops!
- Honestly, Chantal!
962
01:15:06,417 --> 01:15:09,045
Ms. Enzberger, this is a bit too cozy.
It's awkward.
963
01:15:09,750 --> 01:15:12,674
Okay, kids, that was it.
Back to class.
964
01:15:12,833 --> 01:15:16,042
I learned a lot, I hope you did too.
Bye.
965
01:15:22,333 --> 01:15:25,086
Interview, Class Fart,
Leimbach-Knorr tells all.
966
01:15:27,417 --> 01:15:31,126
Without Spanx, would you wear
two sizes larger, yes or no?
967
01:15:31,458 --> 01:15:34,758
Would you rather date
a 16- or an 18-year-old?
968
01:15:34,917 --> 01:15:36,385
Did you know Hitler personally?
969
01:15:36,708 --> 01:15:38,881
Excuse me?
- If so, what was he like?
970
01:15:39,208 --> 01:15:41,302
You're nuts.
- How often do you have sex?
971
01:15:41,458 --> 01:15:45,213
You think these yellow press questions
will win the Class Fart an award?
972
01:15:46,875 --> 01:15:48,673
What is this?
973
01:15:50,292 --> 01:15:53,842
You will not print this.
- The editorial board already approved it.
974
01:15:54,167 --> 01:15:56,340
There's no one on the board besides you.
975
01:15:56,667 --> 01:16:00,592
Ingrid, since I've been in charge,
the Class Fart is super-successful!
976
01:16:00,750 --> 01:16:02,297
We're not on a first-name basis.
977
01:16:02,458 --> 01:16:05,428
Leave now and you'll get nominated
for "worst teacher outfit".
978
01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:55,049
Look what I found in the boiler room!
979
01:16:55,375 --> 01:16:57,002
You're lying!
"No!
980
01:16:57,333 --> 01:17:01,042
And those essays weren't ours either!
He just made it all up to look good!
981
01:17:01,750 --> 01:17:03,923
I'm a crappy journalist!
982
01:17:04,833 --> 01:17:06,927
And you're all failures too.
983
01:17:07,250 --> 01:17:09,093
We'll never amount to anything. Never.
984
01:17:09,417 --> 01:17:12,671
But I can sing. That part was true.
- No, you can't!
985
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:15,594
Why would he do that?
- He wants us to be motivated.
986
01:17:15,917 --> 01:17:18,670
So we think we're real people
and pass the performance test.
987
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:20,468
So we'll study and stuff.
988
01:17:20,792 --> 01:17:23,215
But we'll never be normal people!
989
01:17:23,375 --> 01:17:25,503
We're damned to be
what came out at the JIC!
990
01:17:25,833 --> 01:17:28,131
Geriatric nurse!
991
01:17:31,667 --> 01:17:34,090
I'm having a negative orgasm.
992
01:17:34,250 --> 01:17:37,220
Archeetect always felt weird to me.
993
01:18:13,208 --> 01:18:15,256
I hit the wrong note there.
994
01:18:19,708 --> 01:18:22,882
That wasn't professional to you?
- Calm down, bro.
995
01:18:27,458 --> 01:18:29,176
We shouldn't have trusted him.
996
01:18:42,375 --> 01:18:44,673
Those weren't our childhood essays!
997
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:48,049
You fucked with us!
We're failures!
998
01:18:48,375 --> 01:18:49,843
Fuck school!
999
01:19:03,417 --> 01:19:05,761
You said
you'd let me out in front of school.
1000
01:19:07,333 --> 01:19:09,756
This is so embarrassing!
1001
01:19:20,917 --> 01:19:23,386
Why are the Smurfs on your iPod?
1002
01:19:23,708 --> 01:19:26,461
Turn it off! It's my sister's!
1003
01:19:26,792 --> 01:19:28,214
Stupid kid!
1004
01:19:31,458 --> 01:19:32,550
Here.
1005
01:19:33,208 --> 01:19:34,505
Daniel, don't overdo it!
1006
01:19:34,833 --> 01:19:36,585
Or what? Huh?
1007
01:19:41,875 --> 01:19:45,459
I thought you could use a little
motivation. Now don't freak out!
1008
01:19:45,625 --> 01:19:50,085
You were the only teacher who told us
the truth, but you're like all the rest!
1009
01:19:50,250 --> 01:19:54,585
We want the answers to the exam, or else
we'll tell the police everything about you!
1010
01:19:54,750 --> 01:19:56,093
Hey!
1011
01:19:58,542 --> 01:20:00,135
What... what was that?
1012
01:20:00,958 --> 01:20:02,676
Theater Club!
1013
01:20:06,333 --> 01:20:07,676
Shit.
1014
01:20:12,708 --> 01:20:14,961
Have a good lunch!
- You too!
1015
01:20:21,708 --> 01:20:23,881
FEDERAL MINISTRY
OF EDUCATION
1016
01:21:11,667 --> 01:21:13,635
Eckhart, this is Erika
from Schiller School.
1017
01:21:13,792 --> 01:21:16,341
The test better be hard.
No more gifts to Gudrun.
1018
01:21:16,500 --> 01:21:18,047
STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
1019
01:21:18,208 --> 01:21:22,293
And please set the graduation assignments.
Other states already have theirs.
1020
01:21:22,625 --> 01:21:24,343
Oh, shut up.
1021
01:21:25,625 --> 01:21:27,719
PERFORMANCE TEST - GERMAN
1022
01:21:49,542 --> 01:21:52,921
And then, all of a sudden,
my copy card was blocked.
1023
01:21:53,250 --> 01:21:55,298
So I call the technician,
1024
01:21:55,625 --> 01:21:57,627
but of course no one comes!
- Really?
1025
01:21:57,958 --> 01:22:01,041
So I took apart the whole machine,
piece by piece.
1026
01:22:01,375 --> 01:22:03,173
We're looking for Mr. Miller.
1027
01:22:03,333 --> 01:22:06,177
His Art Club applied for
a scholarship.
1028
01:22:06,708 --> 01:22:07,834
That's me.
1029
01:22:08,583 --> 01:22:09,709
Oh.
1030
01:22:10,042 --> 01:22:13,717
We'll have a look at the pieces.
Where's the exhibit?
1031
01:22:13,875 --> 01:22:16,298
Upstairs, but...
- Oh, upstairs!
1032
01:22:19,250 --> 01:22:20,843
But I'm not sure if...
1033
01:22:25,167 --> 01:22:27,761
Niki di Saint Fail!
1034
01:22:35,667 --> 01:22:38,716
What do you think?
- You watched 'Ghost' too often.
1035
01:22:58,167 --> 01:23:00,636
"What's He On About." That's funny.
1036
01:23:00,917 --> 01:23:03,466
We'd like to add it to the catalogue.
- Why?
1037
01:23:03,625 --> 01:23:08,335
We want to give you a scholarship.
And you'll get a museum subscription.
1038
01:23:08,500 --> 01:23:12,130
Maybe you can study art after graduation.
- But I'm not good at school.
1039
01:23:12,458 --> 01:23:14,586
Doesn't matter,
as long as you graduate.
1040
01:23:14,917 --> 01:23:17,545
What you've done here is special. Angry.
1041
01:23:18,292 --> 01:23:19,885
And sad.
1042
01:23:20,042 --> 01:23:24,001
In schools we mostly see conformist crap.
This packs a punch.
1043
01:23:24,625 --> 01:23:26,377
Dope.
1044
01:23:45,583 --> 01:23:49,463
"We're failures. You lied to us.
Blah-blah-blah." Look at Danger.
1045
01:23:50,083 --> 01:23:52,302
What he can do
you can do too.
1046
01:23:54,167 --> 01:23:57,467
But see if I care. Here,
the answers for the performance test.
1047
01:23:57,792 --> 01:24:01,001
Copy it, memorize it,
begin your lives with a lie.
1048
01:24:02,583 --> 01:24:05,006
I know what I'm talking about.
1049
01:24:06,167 --> 01:24:09,467
You can get away with it until your 20s,
then it's all downhill.
1050
01:24:29,792 --> 01:24:33,001
then kick it in, Chantal!
1051
01:24:38,458 --> 01:24:39,675
Your decision.
1052
01:24:45,250 --> 01:24:47,673
The answers!
- Wait!
1053
01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:50,127
Why?
1054
01:25:00,417 --> 01:25:02,044
Mr. Miller!
1055
01:25:02,375 --> 01:25:03,922
I know I'm good!
1056
01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:29,968
What?
- We want to know how to study.
1057
01:25:31,625 --> 01:25:33,377
In return, we'll help you in sports class.
1058
01:25:35,208 --> 01:25:38,883
For each class, there's a book
with reference material in the back.
1059
01:25:39,042 --> 01:25:40,919
For every book there's another book?
1060
01:25:42,042 --> 01:25:45,125
Yes, Chantal.
- And how do you find them?
1061
01:26:41,042 --> 01:26:43,386
So many letters!
1062
01:26:44,083 --> 01:26:45,585
And words!
1063
01:27:35,083 --> 01:27:36,710
I'm excited, guys.
- With adverb?
1064
01:27:36,875 --> 01:27:39,048
Deeply excited.
- We're so good.
1065
01:27:40,417 --> 01:27:44,251
Good luck. Jammer is active.
No more googling. We start now!
1066
01:27:46,875 --> 01:27:48,752
11TH GRADE PERFORMANCE TEST
1067
01:28:22,958 --> 01:28:25,507
We can stay at school
and try for A-levels.
1068
01:28:25,833 --> 01:28:26,834
That's right.
1069
01:28:27,167 --> 01:28:30,216
And I'm working on the best article.
- Very good.
1070
01:28:30,542 --> 01:28:31,964
We all passed!
1071
01:28:32,292 --> 01:28:34,135
Mr. Miller had known it.
1072
01:28:34,458 --> 01:28:37,382
Always this past-Heidi-Klum-perfect.
- Huh?
1073
01:29:18,583 --> 01:29:20,677
So cute, with all the candles!
1074
01:29:23,500 --> 01:29:24,843
Uh... okay.
1075
01:29:38,208 --> 01:29:41,758
I'm so glad we're taking this journey.
- Yeah, there's something I need to say.
1076
01:29:42,083 --> 01:29:44,802
To freedom.
- Girls, you sure drink a lot, but okay.
1077
01:29:45,125 --> 01:29:49,005
Cheers to beers
and legs behind your ears.
1078
01:29:51,542 --> 01:29:53,260
Yuck, what is this?
1079
01:29:53,583 --> 01:29:55,756
Emo Colada, or what?
1080
01:30:01,667 --> 01:30:03,010
Okay, no homo!
1081
01:30:05,417 --> 01:30:07,294
Hades, here we come. Together.
1082
01:30:07,625 --> 01:30:09,798
Yeah, what I wanted to say is,
1083
01:30:10,125 --> 01:30:12,594
I can't go to Hades with you, because
1084
01:30:12,833 --> 01:30:16,838
I studied so hard for this one test,
and, yeah, I passed!
1085
01:30:17,125 --> 01:30:19,924
Besides. I have something for you
from Ploppi.
1086
01:30:20,750 --> 01:30:22,593
Who's that?
- Etienne.
1087
01:30:25,167 --> 01:30:26,339
My companion.
1088
01:30:30,083 --> 01:30:32,506
How do you know him?
- So. I suggest
1089
01:30:32,833 --> 01:30:35,256
that we talk a bit about your problems,
1090
01:30:35,500 --> 01:30:40,051
along the lines of "smart people can be
bummed too", then we'll take some photos.
1091
01:30:42,583 --> 01:30:44,256
That heater sure stinks, huh?
1092
01:30:45,333 --> 01:30:48,792
Anyway, maybe we could take a picture
for my article too,
1093
01:30:48,958 --> 01:30:51,802
showing you meeting Ploppi,
where it looks like
1094
01:30:52,125 --> 01:30:55,550
he's stopping you just before
you run away from home. Yeah?
1095
01:30:55,708 --> 01:30:57,585
So, question...
1096
01:30:57,750 --> 01:31:00,720
Hey, this is really kicking in.
Isabell?
1097
01:31:01,458 --> 01:31:04,177
We just drank a toast.
We're going to die.
1098
01:31:06,208 --> 01:31:08,711
I thought this is
a booze cruise to Hades?
1099
01:31:08,875 --> 01:31:11,253
Hades is the Greek underworld.
What did you think?
1100
01:31:11,583 --> 01:31:14,757
Uh, I thought it's a party location
in Bulgaria.
1101
01:31:16,208 --> 01:31:17,926
You're having delusions.
1102
01:31:23,500 --> 01:31:25,844
OMG, you want to kill yourselves!
1103
01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:28,628
Honey, we agreed on all this in the forum.
1104
01:31:28,792 --> 01:31:32,046
Remember, lsabell? You have cancer.
- But he loves you!
1105
01:31:34,250 --> 01:31:35,718
No one loves us.
1106
01:31:38,542 --> 01:31:41,045
And once we're asleep, it'll all go fast.
1107
01:31:41,875 --> 01:31:44,719
No, but I don't want to die.
I don't have cancer!
1108
01:32:11,792 --> 01:32:13,385
This is nice.
1109
01:32:15,125 --> 01:32:17,594
What was in that drink?
1110
01:32:22,000 --> 01:32:23,001
No...
1111
01:32:27,417 --> 01:32:29,590
Siri...
1112
01:32:29,917 --> 01:32:31,169
Ploppi.
1113
01:32:31,500 --> 01:32:32,843
Ploppi, Etienne.
1114
01:32:37,042 --> 01:32:40,091
Any new developments?
- I don't want to...
1115
01:32:40,750 --> 01:32:42,127
die.
1116
01:32:50,000 --> 01:32:53,300
Are you gonna do that the whole drive?
- I'm afraid so.
1117
01:32:54,042 --> 01:32:56,295
I have to imitate the engine.
1118
01:33:02,417 --> 01:33:03,885
It has to be here somewhere.
1119
01:33:08,583 --> 01:33:11,382
Where?
- Take the next right.
1120
01:33:13,958 --> 01:33:17,007
When 50% of hemoglobin molecules
bind with carbon monoxide,
1121
01:33:17,167 --> 01:33:18,669
you lose consciousness.
1122
01:33:33,958 --> 01:33:35,255
Turn them over.
1123
01:33:35,583 --> 01:33:36,675
Get them out.
1124
01:33:39,583 --> 01:33:40,960
The next one.
1125
01:33:46,167 --> 01:33:48,135
They're only unconscious.
1126
01:33:52,875 --> 01:33:55,094
Who are you screwing?
1127
01:33:55,875 --> 01:33:57,843
Well, I can't... won't answer that.
1128
01:34:03,542 --> 01:34:06,261
I wish I could be unconscious too.
1129
01:34:15,167 --> 01:34:18,171
I'm here. Everything will be fine.
1130
01:35:17,875 --> 01:35:20,219
When are your parents finally coming?
1131
01:35:22,417 --> 01:35:23,885
Just so it's clear:
1132
01:35:24,208 --> 01:35:26,051
This was not for nothing.
1133
01:35:26,208 --> 01:35:28,836
You owe me one,
you suicide bitches.
1134
01:35:29,000 --> 01:35:31,423
I wanted to hook you up,
not kick the bucket.
1135
01:35:31,583 --> 01:35:34,427
Oh god, who dressed me in this?
1136
01:35:53,792 --> 01:35:57,001
The group of suicidal kids
was saved by a teacher
1137
01:35:57,208 --> 01:36:01,167
who apparently had his students chipped
as a last resort against truancy.
1138
01:36:01,333 --> 01:36:04,667
How do you feel?
- A salary bonus would be nice.
1139
01:36:05,458 --> 01:36:08,428
Do you enjoy being a teacher?
- No, but I try to hide it.
1140
01:36:09,792 --> 01:36:12,341
He chipped us so he can find us
whenever we fuck up.
1141
01:36:12,500 --> 01:36:14,628
He's just the best.
- Yeah.
1142
01:36:14,792 --> 01:36:17,466
Worm treatment's next,
then she's ready for life.
1143
01:36:17,792 --> 01:36:19,920
What happened
in that camper, Amrei?
1144
01:36:20,167 --> 01:36:22,886
I can't say, I have
an exclusive interview with...
1145
01:36:23,042 --> 01:36:26,296
With the "Class Fart".
I'm the editor, I rescued her.
1146
01:36:26,625 --> 01:36:28,298
Chantal?
- Yes, that's right.
1147
01:36:31,000 --> 01:36:35,130
What a hero. Don't we all wish we had
a teacher like that. That's it from me,
1148
01:36:52,292 --> 01:36:54,545
You mean by Mr. Miller, the "problem"?
1149
01:36:54,875 --> 01:36:57,958
The man's a genius.
Since when do pupils cheer their teacher?
1150
01:36:58,125 --> 01:37:00,173
Normally they gun us down!
1151
01:37:00,333 --> 01:37:04,634
You got more registrations in four hours
than the SCG got all last year.
1152
01:37:04,792 --> 01:37:08,001
I thought comprehensive schools
were a lost cause?
1153
01:37:08,167 --> 01:37:11,216
Yes. Yes, I made a mistake.
GCS has to stay,
1154
01:37:30,500 --> 01:37:33,674
Do you realize
how this will help your budget? Gudrun?
1155
01:37:34,208 --> 01:37:37,382
No idea.
What about the Bunsen burners?
1156
01:37:41,708 --> 01:37:45,463
Oh my god, I didn't know
that "Spiegel TV" had a magazine too.
1157
01:38:08,667 --> 01:38:10,260
Don't mind me.
1158
01:38:12,458 --> 01:38:14,631
Good morning.
- Morning!
1159
01:38:15,625 --> 01:38:17,002
Ploppi, clean the blackboard.
1160
01:38:19,250 --> 01:38:22,800
Mr. Miller, put away the beer,
it's time for your teaching demonstration.
1161
01:38:24,375 --> 01:38:26,343
Are you prepared?
- Of course.
1162
01:38:27,375 --> 01:38:29,798
What's the topic?
- What do you think?
1163
01:38:32,833 --> 01:38:35,256
Sit down.
It would be cool if we could...
1164
01:38:58,292 --> 01:39:02,172
Tadpoles and a machine!
- He doesn't like tadpoles!
1165
01:39:02,333 --> 01:39:04,006
OMG, only four more minutes!
1166
01:39:04,167 --> 01:39:07,467
Let's read the book. Everyone one page!
Mark whatever sounds smart.
1167
01:39:07,625 --> 01:39:10,094
No, I don't want to read it.
It's about gays.
1168
01:39:10,250 --> 01:39:12,594
"Homo Faber" is a wordplay
on homo sapiens.
1169
01:39:12,750 --> 01:39:15,048
We're all homo sapi...
- I'll punch you one!
1170
01:39:15,208 --> 01:39:18,417
Oh, come off it!
I mean, who was it who blew Burak?
1171
01:39:28,250 --> 01:39:31,550
Mr. Gehlen, Ms. Sturz-Grube,
Ms. Bergmann and I
1172
01:39:31,875 --> 01:39:34,094
wish you good luck.
1173
01:39:43,125 --> 01:39:44,672
Here we have a picture.
1174
01:39:44,833 --> 01:39:48,417
Who can tell me what it means?
Yes?
1175
01:39:48,750 --> 01:39:52,630
I think it has to do with Homo Faber's
problem with nature.
1176
01:40:08,917 --> 01:40:10,669
Because...
- He falls in love.
1177
01:40:10,833 --> 01:40:12,756
Because he falls in love. With Elisabeth.
1178
01:40:14,583 --> 01:40:16,802
With Elisabeth, yes.
1179
01:40:17,125 --> 01:40:19,469
Don't we all have an Elisabeth...
1180
01:40:19,958 --> 01:40:21,631
for whom we change?
1181
01:40:29,083 --> 01:40:33,042
How do the changes in Faber's character
become evident?
1182
01:40:34,083 --> 01:40:36,927
He gets interested in other things
all of a sudden.
1183
01:40:37,083 --> 01:40:39,962
He gets... nicer.
1184
01:40:40,750 --> 01:40:44,300
Yeah, and he's no longer so...
unemotional.
1185
01:40:44,542 --> 01:40:47,341
Instead, he shows more human traits.
1186
01:40:47,833 --> 01:40:51,667
He's more likable. You want him
to be happy, to find his place in life.
1187
01:40:54,667 --> 01:40:56,544
Text passages?
1188
01:40:58,167 --> 01:40:59,919
Yeah, the foreigner.
1189
01:41:03,792 --> 01:41:05,339
All the best.
- Mr. Miller!
1190
01:41:06,000 --> 01:41:08,503
I'm proud of you.
You saved the school.
1191
01:41:08,667 --> 01:41:12,001
You brought out the best in your students,
and in yourself.
1192
01:41:12,167 --> 01:41:16,673
It pays off to believe in every
problem student, until the very end.
1193
01:41:18,375 --> 01:41:20,719
You did good, assholes.
1194
01:41:33,833 --> 01:41:35,506
Yeah, you've reached adulthood.
1195
01:41:36,167 --> 01:41:37,714
Not at all.
1196
01:41:42,417 --> 01:41:43,919
ONE YEAR LATER
1197
01:41:44,083 --> 01:41:46,336
Freedom is the word
teachers hear most often.
1198
01:41:46,500 --> 01:41:49,424
The freedom to live
a self-determined life,
1199
01:41:49,583 --> 01:41:51,335
without interference.
1200
01:42:11,000 --> 01:42:13,048
No, it's still there.
1201
01:42:15,417 --> 01:42:18,751
Funny, why is everyone looking at me?
ls there something on my face?
1202
01:42:20,958 --> 01:42:24,167
Hello?
Does anyone here happen to be single?
1203
01:42:25,500 --> 01:42:26,752
Okay, I'll stop now
1204
01:42:26,917 --> 01:42:30,467
and finally give those buttheads
their report cards.
1205
01:42:54,958 --> 01:42:55,925
Nerd.
1206
01:43:00,000 --> 01:43:01,217
A-
1207
01:43:03,542 --> 01:43:05,294
c-
1208
01:43:12,125 --> 01:43:14,219
c-
1209
01:44:06,875 --> 01:44:09,628
He saw more in us than many others did.
1210
01:44:10,458 --> 01:44:14,213
And he always wanted us
to win in the end.
1211
01:44:15,292 --> 01:44:19,593
Mr. Miller, we'll always think of you
later in life, when we're unemployed.
1212
01:44:22,625 --> 01:44:24,377
Yeah, Chant“.!
1213
01:44:25,083 --> 01:44:28,257
Thanks. And in case you filmed this,
link me on lnstagram.
1214
01:44:47,792 --> 01:44:49,590
Nope.
1215
01:45:51,958 --> 01:45:55,132
Guess who got an internship
at a regional paper?
1216
01:45:56,500 --> 01:45:57,797
Me.
1217
01:46:07,167 --> 01:46:10,876
My article about a sodomist rabbit breeder
1218
01:46:11,208 --> 01:46:13,006
won the newcomer award...
1219
01:46:16,167 --> 01:46:19,546
and got me a traineeship
with a kick-ass magazine.
1220
01:46:47,417 --> 01:46:51,092
Can someone hit me?
I have to get angry.
1221
01:46:51,417 --> 01:46:53,090
Like Hulk.
1222
01:46:57,500 --> 01:46:58,547
Nope.
1223
01:46:58,708 --> 01:47:01,791
Laura decided to do
a social year in Africa,
1224
01:47:01,958 --> 01:47:04,677
and fell in love
with a student from Hanover.
1225
01:47:08,042 --> 01:47:09,419
Normally I can do better.
1226
01:47:09,750 --> 01:47:12,424
Mr. Becker, you can go now.
1227
01:47:12,750 --> 01:47:16,300
She was fair enough
to inform Danger via text message.
1228
01:47:16,625 --> 01:47:18,377
I THINK IT'S BETTER
IF WE SPLIT UP.
1229
01:47:20,208 --> 01:47:22,302
That bitch!
1230
01:47:27,750 --> 01:47:29,969
I told her a thousand times
1231
01:47:30,292 --> 01:47:32,135
not to go to Africa!
1232
01:47:32,458 --> 01:47:34,802
What am I supposed to do now?
1233
01:47:35,125 --> 01:47:38,254
It's so hard
to find a good girlfriend,
1234
01:47:38,417 --> 01:47:40,795
who accepts you the way you are!
1235
01:47:50,250 --> 01:47:53,003
I hate her!
1236
01:47:53,333 --> 01:47:56,337
I hate you, Laura Schnabelstedt!
1237
01:48:48,625 --> 01:48:49,751
Done.
1238
01:48:55,542 --> 01:48:56,714
What happened, Yo?
1239
01:48:57,875 --> 01:48:59,252
I'm in, bro!
1240
01:49:01,792 --> 01:49:04,045
Burak is in training with the police,
1241
01:49:04,208 --> 01:49:07,587
and secretly made a copy
of the key to the evidence room.
1242
01:49:56,333 --> 01:49:58,552
Eckhart!
One isn't working.
1243
01:53:07,583 --> 01:53:10,427
I'm on your side,
which saved your school head...
1244
01:53:10,583 --> 01:53:12,085
I mean head.
1245
01:53:12,542 --> 01:53:15,671
I need to report something positive.
1246
01:53:17,000 --> 01:53:18,718
What happens to me...
1247
01:53:19,792 --> 01:53:22,511
if we close?
1248
01:53:53,500 --> 01:53:56,344
That's right.
1249
01:53:58,000 --> 01:53:59,252
Pass the coffee.
1250
01:54:02,708 --> 01:54:04,255
Hey! Pass the coffee,
1251
01:54:04,542 --> 01:54:08,672
Martina.
- Meike. We were on a class trip together.
1252
01:54:09,375 --> 01:54:12,834
Experts in suicide, or what...
- Yup.
1253
01:54:13,167 --> 01:54:16,296
Experts developed highly
complex algorithms for this...
1254
01:54:17,000 --> 01:54:19,002
I don't know.
1255
01:54:19,333 --> 01:54:21,802
You call this motivational?
Can you reprogram...
1256
01:54:21,958 --> 01:54:24,381
The look on your face.
- I'm sorry!
1257
01:54:24,708 --> 01:54:27,632
You call this motivational?
Can you reprogram it?
1258
01:54:27,792 --> 01:54:30,591
Experts developed highly
complex algorithms for this...
1259
01:54:30,750 --> 01:54:32,343
Exper"
1260
01:54:32,500 --> 01:54:34,252
It's really tricky.
1261
01:54:34,583 --> 01:54:38,588
Experts developed highly
complex algorithms for it...
1262
01:54:39,417 --> 01:54:40,760
Shit.
1263
01:54:42,042 --> 01:54:45,467
Experts developed highly
complex algorithms for this...
1264
01:54:45,792 --> 01:54:48,966
You call this motivational?
Can you reprogram it?
1265
01:55:19,625 --> 01:55:21,002
Yeah...
- What?
1266
01:55:21,167 --> 01:55:22,419
Could you ask again?
- Of course.
1267
01:55:22,583 --> 01:55:23,835
Thanks.
- Sure.
1268
01:55:26,958 --> 01:55:29,837
Why was there a needle in there?
- Ouch.
1269
01:55:32,583 --> 01:55:34,551
No, I can't!
Too much saliva!
1270
01:55:40,958 --> 01:55:43,336
No, I can't!
Too much saliva!
1271
01:56:14,458 --> 01:56:16,881
You throw it to her.
- Throw it, don't shoot it.
1272
01:56:17,083 --> 01:56:19,006
Just throw it.
1273
01:56:22,750 --> 01:56:25,253
Ready?
- Look at Gizem.
1274
01:56:25,750 --> 01:56:27,172
And, action!
1275
01:56:27,500 --> 01:56:28,547
Action!
1276
01:56:31,542 --> 01:56:34,512
Stay in! Stay in there!
1277
01:57:26,250 --> 01:57:27,923
Okay, now'.
- Action!
1278
01:57:32,292 --> 01:57:35,296
But I'll pay for anyone's tattoo
who has a penis, too.
1279
01:57:35,792 --> 01:57:38,090
No! No, no.
1280
01:57:38,792 --> 01:57:40,760
It looks like a baby made mine.
1281
01:57:49,208 --> 01:57:51,302
It looks like a baby made mine.
1282
01:57:54,958 --> 01:57:56,210
Again.
1283
01:57:56,542 --> 01:57:58,465
Burak Altaschar...
1284
01:57:59,000 --> 01:58:00,673
C-p!
1285
01:58:01,417 --> 01:58:03,135
He couldn't make it.
1286
01:58:12,625 --> 01:58:14,844
Bullshit.
1287
01:58:15,917 --> 01:58:18,136
Oh, man!
1288
01:58:27,833 --> 01:58:30,803
Okay, who do we have here? Wait...
1289
01:58:31,125 --> 01:58:32,422
And, action!
1290
01:58:38,333 --> 01:58:39,960
zeynep...
1291
01:58:51,083 --> 01:58:53,336
You're arrested because of sexy!
1292
01:58:53,500 --> 01:58:55,377
My number is 110.
1293
01:58:57,417 --> 01:58:58,839
Aram!
1294
01:59:02,958 --> 01:59:05,131
Are they broken off?
1295
01:59:07,125 --> 01:59:08,251
No.
1296
01:59:08,542 --> 01:59:10,761
No.
- You can bend them back.
1297
01:59:11,083 --> 01:59:14,417
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1300
01:59:19,625 --> 01:59:21,627
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1302
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