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Congratulations
to Mr. Popolski and Mr. Ates,
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for successfully completing
junior high school.
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Mr. Miller, your oral exam was,
to put it mildly, a farce.
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I heard
you're being released this week?
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Very good.
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Although in my opinion,
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your lack of general education
represents a danger to the public.
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Just out of curiosity,
why sign up for the class at all?
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Because this is
the only place in prison
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where there's free hot chocolate.
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Thank you.
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See you in 2 weeks, bro.
- Awesome! Don't drop the soap!
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Shut up. Fuck a whore for me.
And you, keep your nose clean.
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Heeeyaa, Baby!
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Freeedom!
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What did you do to my car?
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Sweet, isn't it?
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No welcome kiss?
- Dunno. What's it going to cost me?
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Hey! Save the sucking
for your customers.
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Where's the money?
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I buried it.
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Where?
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OK. These are the coordinates.
I pinned it for you.
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I figured a schoolyard,
nobody'd look, y'know?
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What? - I don't have great memories
of my school days.
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You? Went to school?
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For how long?
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Eighth or ninth grade, not sure.
I was in my crack phase.
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Hey, Zeki. When you get the money,
can I get new boobs?
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Shut up
and honk if somebody comes.
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How about one? The left one?
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It's smaller somehow. Seriously.
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Can I turn on the radio?
- No.
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Ooooh, shoe clips.
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Mandy, it's not my phone,
gotta be quick.
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Listen, can you do
my 54 dance today?
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Fuck.
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3 METERS TO DESTINATION.
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What the?
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I'm not into it anyway.
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Glitter up the
butt crack for days.
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Stop honking, dingbat, it's ME.
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It wasn't there before.
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There was a construction site here.
- Oh, really!?
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Why'd you bury
my fucking money under a site?
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I figured they were laying pipe.
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Are you mad at me?
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No! Why would I be?
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I only waited 13 months
for this fucking moment!!
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Maybe it could be raised up
with a...
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...a crane?
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You owe me 2,000 euros.
And 50 for the glass table.
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Gimme a break, Attila.
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In a week or two
I'll have the money from my job.
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Just a taste, if it takes longer.
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Right. Understood.
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Can I crash here?
- 'Til Gina's back from the fat farm.
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Then I need the display window back.
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Everything OK?
- Why aren't you dressed yet?
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The sexy teacher's next!
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Get going
and don't forget the glasses.
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Hi there. Does somebody here
need tutoring?
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I'll find a cellar
and dig my way to the money.
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Is it possible that's a shit plan?
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It's been a while,
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but I remember schools are picky about
letting thugs dig tunnels in the cellar.
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I'm applying for janitor.
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Do you know how to do repairs
and fix soda machines?
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You're the dumbest teacher ever!
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But also the hottest.
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Burak, bro, sup?
- You?
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Man. Danger!
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Hey, you can't run down the bikes.
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Shut up and
pop a few of your moon craters.
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Hello.
Excuse me, can I help you?
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The principal's office?
- About the job?
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Exactly.
- To the right here, then straight.
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'Scuse me, could you help
with my glasses?
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Ouch. 'Scuse me, I'm fine.
'Kay, have to go.
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Bye. Good luck.
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KICK ME.
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One moment,
Ms. Gerster, about 10b
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Not now,
Ms. Leimbach-Knorr, not now.
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The little bastards... - Ingrid,
please! I have job interviews.
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I'm fed up, my dear Gudrun.
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Nothing I can do about it.
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You look like you couldn't change
a light bulb. Done this job before?
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What are you, an elite janitor,
who doesn't talk to mortals?
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Hey! - What? - Give me back
my 2 euros. I need to top up.
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Fuck off, girl.
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Fuck your mother. - You retarded?
Fuck your own mother! - How?
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AMOK ALARM. Please find a room
and lock yourself in.
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Wild. A constant amok alarm.
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I swear I heard a shot.
Go, go, go, hurry up.
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This is the amok alarm.
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Please find a room
and lock yourself in.
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Caro, are you locking it
from the inside?
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What's going on now?
- The little nutcase set off the alarm.
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I swear it was him.
- That's a reprimand.
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I'm calling your parents.
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Oh, Ms. Gerster.
- Oh, Ms. Gerster.
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Oh, god no. We've made
a great impression, eh?
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They're just children.
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Good, then... you're next and...
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...the only one. Come in, then.
- Asshole.
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If you fuck me up again, I'll ram
your fist so far up your ass
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that you can scratch your throat
from inside, fucking snitch.
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Close the door.
- Bro!
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Your high school subjects?
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What subjects?
My favorites?
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I assume.
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Sports...
- German?
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Yeah, that too.
- Good.
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Finally somebody without math.
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Does everybody have to teach?
Not enough teachers?
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Otherwise I wouldn't advertise
for a substitute teacher.
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Substitute teacher? I'm...
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Right. Temp jobs, never the best.
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I can't promise more than 2 months,
until the end of the year, Mr...
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Miller. Zeki Miller.
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Janitor had a heart attack raking
leaves. We don't have a go yet...
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for a new one. My whole budget goes on
police complaints and removing graffiti.
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Then there's the "cable fire"
in the old gym.
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Insurance nightmare.
Civil servant hell.
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So until then, we have to...
pitch in ourselves.
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Do you like the new gym?
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I did the sketches. The architect
was a total waste.
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As a teacher,
I get a skeleton key, right?
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You ask odd questions, Mr...
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Salary?
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A salary is good. - You're not
a civil servant, I assume?
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No, not really.
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I can offer you 2,000 euros gross.
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OK, then, 2200.
But I can't go any higher.
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We're not Milton Academy here.
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Deal.
- Bring your paperwork in later
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and we'll see you assapissimo
in the teacher's lounge.
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Why didn't you call?
- We were too drunk.
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Slut. - Really. Did you know
she wears a push-up bra?
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I'm off.
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Danger, give me the lighter.
- Be polite, toe jam.
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Give it to me.
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There's your sister.
- Stop or she'll come over. Shit.
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Laura, please wear a jacket
when you sit outside.
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Laura, I'm talking to you.
- Laura, she's talking to you!
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Let it go.
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Could you please put out
your cigarettes?
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You with the blue cap.
I'm talking to you. - Elisabeth?
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Let it go.
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It takes them a bit
to learn respect for new teachers.
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They're not putting them.
- Nothing you can do.
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They learn it at home.
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I don't think
that's a good attitude to have.
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You there,
who's your home room teacher?
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I forget. - You deaf?
She said put out your cigarette.
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I don't have to listen to you.
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Who are you exactly?
- Miller. I start work here tomorrow.
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Substitute teacher.
- Oh.
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We work here, too.
- My condolences.
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About the syllables...
could we meet up, exchange ideas?
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Excuse me? About what? - About
the syllables. - The syllabus?
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That's what I said.
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Right. Yeah, sure.
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Don't push, please!
- Today?
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Parent conference today!
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- But maybe tomorrow...
Today's great for me.
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Cool.
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Would you like sugar?
- Got a beer?
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I'll look.
I don't really drink beer, but...
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Something alcoholic would be great.
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OK.
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Bra.
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All I have is prosecco.
- That's fine. Come on.
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Lisi has a visitor. Yay.
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More, more.
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Anyway,
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I wanted a Catholic boarding school.
But then my grandma died
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and my sister and I are
well, orphans.
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Child services didn't want Laura
torn from a familiar setting.
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So I thought
I'd teach at my old school,
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which has "slightly" changed.
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Which college did you...
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Bro! Finally.
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TEACHING CERTIFICATE
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PRINT FAIL
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Shit,
parents conferences are the worst.
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I mean,
they are all fucked-up asocials.
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Are you there?
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Man, oh man.
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She picked up somebody.
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I have to pee.
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Right, but a learning disability
doesn't just happen.
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Is it possible you're an asocial bum
who's shit at raising a child?
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Man, I gain weight,
but my boobs don't!
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She drank a little.
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Check in an hour
if she's still breathing, OK?
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Oh, my god.
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Morning, Ms. Mayer. - Hi, Ms. Mayer.
- Good morning. Don't yell, please!
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At least they greet you.
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Your one night stand.
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Shit, I don't remember anything.
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Caro, how does my hair look?
- As goofy as last night,
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so what's your problem?
- He was drunk.
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Hey-
- Hey-
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Fuck.
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Really hot night, huh?
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Elisabeth.
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Don't chase him
like an underfucked old maid, please.
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So. Play it cool, right?
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Calm down. - I hate playing it cool.
I want a steady boyfriend.
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So tell him exactly that.
That'll work.
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TEACHERS LOUNGE
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Sci-five!
- Sci-five!
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What are you doing?
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Stay back! Not one more step!
You can't stop me!
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People, consider your
environmental footprint on this earth.
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You can't just drop stuff and wait
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for some idiot to pick it up.
- Oh, god.
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Ms. Leimbach-Knorr?
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Is she OK?
- It's only the second floor.
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Please, do it. Please. Do it.
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We need an ambulance!
- Quick!
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Go to your classrooms, please!
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Stop filming this with your mobiles.
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Jeremie Pascal. Get back. Back.
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Go to your classrooms.
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Move the fuck back
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or I'll kick your hairless asses
and knock your metal teeth in.
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He needs to piss off.
- I hate that guy.
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Am I dead? - No, no...
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Thank god. - Shit.
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Lisi, get out while you still can.
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Anybody who becomes a teacher
these days must be nuts.
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They're all monsters. All of them!
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Oh, dear. Ms. Leimbach-Knorr.
Not again.
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I'll call you, OK, Ingrid?
- Yes.
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Psychiatric clinic, I assume, right?
- Yes.
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Stay strong.
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Welcome to our new firefighter,
Mr. Miller.
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Good morning.
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So, not a great day for our school.
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Will it set us back? No!
Briefly:
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Our colleague,
Ms. Leimbach-Knorr is doing poorly,
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but her chances
of recovery are good.
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She won't be teaching
for the rest of the semester.
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...if she ever did.
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Our next goal is to compensate
for the loss of our colleague.
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Who wants to take 10b?
249
00:18:10,030 --> 00:18:12,080
Mr. Gundlach, how nice.
- No, no.
250
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:15,160
I wanted to ask about the play.
- Yes. No.
251
00:18:15,490 --> 00:18:19,210
I can't. I substituted there once,
and I simply can't.
252
00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:20,960
I did 2 weeks too.
253
00:18:21,290 --> 00:18:23,340
All I'll say is:
Second-degree burns.
254
00:18:23,710 --> 00:18:27,010
There's nobody in 10b
who hasn't repeated at least once.
255
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:31,060
Not one of them will graduate,
they're impossible. - Excuse me,
256
00:18:31,380 --> 00:18:33,600
the students need lessons.
I think that's...
257
00:18:33,930 --> 00:18:35,890
Leimbach-Knorr only lasted 4 months.
258
00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:38,520
And she's ex navy!
- Ms. Schnabelstedt is right.
259
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:40,730
For a change.
260
00:18:41,060 --> 00:18:45,030
It's shocking how little
teaching spirit is in the air here.
261
00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:47,530
Thank you.
- Welcome, the class is yours.
262
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:53,290
...er, what does that mean?
- Lessons, Ms. Schnabelstedt.
263
00:18:54,610 --> 00:18:55,960
This is principal Gerster.
264
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:59,380
Students, return to your class
immediately. Lessons will resume!
265
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:02,750
Hello, Mr. Miller.
Excuse me, do you have a minute?
266
00:19:04,370 --> 00:19:07,750
What is it? - Chantal, your mother
needs to pick up the knife.
267
00:19:08,090 --> 00:19:10,630
Listen, about yesterday...
268
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,840
I thought I had a class now.
- Briefly.
269
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:16,090
I was totally drunk.
In case you were thinking...
270
00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:20,680
I'm not into that.
It doesn't mean anything to me, right?
271
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:24,150
What's that?
- It'd be great if neither of us...
272
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:27,910
misinterpreted it.
273
00:19:28,270 --> 00:19:30,450
Gonna be hard, but I'll try.
OK. Forgotten.
274
00:19:31,190 --> 00:19:32,190
Really?
275
00:19:32,610 --> 00:19:34,780
Yeah, great.
Good. I mean...
276
00:19:35,110 --> 00:19:38,210
We're colleagues and we shouldn't...
jump the gun, mix up...
277
00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:42,420
Super. So... let's go.
Pretty chaotic school, eh?
278
00:19:48,290 --> 00:19:49,590
Forgotten.
279
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,130
Oh, my god.
280
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,430
'Scuse me.
281
00:20:15,530 --> 00:20:18,870
Good Morni...
- Yeah, yeah. Stop that shit.
282
00:20:24,950 --> 00:20:28,000
Hey you, Peter Parker,
go get a TV from the equipment room.
283
00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:32,000
My name is Mr. Miller. If you don't want
trouble, keep your trap shut.
284
00:20:33,130 --> 00:20:34,430
I'm only here temporarily.
285
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:38,470
You've all got an A. Bust my balls
and I'll mark you down a grade.
286
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:41,060
Got it?
- Yes.
287
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:46,360
Hey, fatso, you listening?
Give me the notebook.
288
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,230
And don't eat so much unless
you want to die a virgin.
289
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,410
So.
290
00:20:56,530 --> 00:20:59,500
Each of you
writes down your favorite film
291
00:20:59,820 --> 00:21:02,750
and then make sure
there's a DVD ready for each class.
292
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:06,830
Is VHS OK? - If the film's
not on DVD, it sucks.
293
00:21:07,330 --> 00:21:08,580
I couldn't give a shit
294
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:12,090
about old B&W films
collected by your Nazi grandparents.
295
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,340
That one's cool.
296
00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:17,340
Take a picture.
297
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:21,180
Good morning. I'm Ms. Schnabelstedt.
- Ms. Schnabel-spaz.
298
00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:32,520
What a dog!
299
00:21:35,020 --> 00:21:36,200
Take your seats, please?
300
00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:43,700
What she want now?
301
00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:46,710
My dears,
I know a lot has happened,
302
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,790
but perhaps you could...
- How old are you anyway?
303
00:21:50,870 --> 00:21:52,970
12?
- How do you feel about
304
00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:55,380
using my proper name. Could you try?
305
00:21:55,710 --> 00:21:57,430
How about you suck me off?
306
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:07,190
Some of you are surely wondering
why Ms. Leimbach-Knorr did it.
307
00:22:07,510 --> 00:22:09,770
Nope. - So that's
what we'll talk about today.
308
00:22:10,140 --> 00:22:12,110
I brought a Freudenberger essay to help.
309
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,280
Zeynep, give me my nail polish!
310
00:22:14,610 --> 00:22:17,360
Stop yelling. - I didn't yell.
Shut up and give it back.
311
00:22:17,690 --> 00:22:18,990
Fuck you. Take it.
312
00:22:19,690 --> 00:22:22,240
Unbelievably bad upbringing.
- Yeah, you!
313
00:22:22,570 --> 00:22:25,790
Each time you use the F word,
you'll put a euro in the little frog.
314
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,410
She's annoying.
315
00:22:28,740 --> 00:22:31,920
Pass the text around please
and then we can talk about
316
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:34,500
what a burn-out really is.
317
00:22:34,830 --> 00:22:37,680
What's your name again?
Could you put it on the board?
318
00:22:43,380 --> 00:22:45,600
OK, I get it. You're very creative.
319
00:22:47,350 --> 00:22:48,770
Take cover.
320
00:23:14,290 --> 00:23:17,540
What's up? - When do we elect
our class representative?
321
00:23:19,380 --> 00:23:21,180
Who wants to be
class representative?
322
00:23:23,220 --> 00:23:26,770
I don't want any nerds here, got it?
I'm marking you all down a grade.
323
00:23:29,050 --> 00:23:31,150
Now paint something
until the TV gets here.
324
00:23:34,850 --> 00:23:38,530
Can we brush? - You can pierce
yourself if you want. I don't care.
325
00:23:39,310 --> 00:23:41,360
And can we use opaque white?
326
00:23:42,190 --> 00:23:45,070
We're not really allowed to use
opaque white. - Then DON'T!
327
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:48,700
Spastic.
328
00:24:01,710 --> 00:24:04,180
Hey guys, it's not funny anymore.
It burns my eyes.
329
00:24:09,470 --> 00:24:11,470
You were supposed to pass those out!
330
00:24:12,850 --> 00:24:14,480
Close the damn window!
331
00:24:23,570 --> 00:24:24,820
Good bye!
332
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,300
Would anybody like to share
10b homeroom duties?
333
00:24:42,630 --> 00:24:45,220
Express yourself.
I don't understand sniveling.
334
00:24:47,420 --> 00:24:50,390
Well, just because they're...
they're a little...
335
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:52,140
Already in over your head?
336
00:24:52,470 --> 00:24:53,810
Right, there's the door.
337
00:24:54,140 --> 00:24:57,230
I don't want staff jumping
out the window because they realize
338
00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,690
this profession is no petting zoo.
339
00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:02,400
OK.
340
00:25:03,020 --> 00:25:04,900
Hey, what happened?
341
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:09,240
Nothing... they just...
made such a fool of me.
342
00:25:12,410 --> 00:25:13,580
What?
343
00:25:19,620 --> 00:25:22,130
WE NEED BRIGHT BULBS
FOR OUR SCIENCE FAIR.
344
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:50,320
MAINTENANCE
345
00:26:06,750 --> 00:26:10,880
Did you know
that they call 10b the amok class?
346
00:26:11,630 --> 00:26:16,260
Yeah. It's the shithead Daniel.
He's got a screw loose.
347
00:26:16,890 --> 00:26:19,690
Did you know they make
bulletproof vests for teachers now?
348
00:26:20,230 --> 00:26:22,100
Thin ones, y'know?
They don't show.
349
00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:25,530
The printer's not working.
350
00:26:25,980 --> 00:26:30,660
You have to unplug it
and plug it back in.
351
00:26:35,780 --> 00:26:38,540
You said you got an A-
on the teacher's exam.
352
00:26:38,910 --> 00:26:40,290
But you got an A.
353
00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:42,500
That's perverse. You're a real geek.
354
00:26:42,830 --> 00:26:46,800
Caro, why are you printing
my exam results?
355
00:26:54,050 --> 00:26:56,930
Monday. Miller was here.
- No way!
356
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:38,800
Pig!
357
00:28:10,290 --> 00:28:13,170
Unfortunately, you chose
a very slim tree to hide behind.
358
00:28:14,970 --> 00:28:16,430
You stole my exam results!
359
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:18,600
Have you been sniffing white-out?
360
00:28:20,930 --> 00:28:22,100
Printer cache!
361
00:28:22,430 --> 00:28:25,180
I had problems at uni.
I needed the job. Calm down.
362
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:28,690
It's theft and fraud.
And you exploited me sexually.
363
00:28:29,020 --> 00:28:31,690
I put a few knockout drops
in your bug tea.
364
00:28:32,020 --> 00:28:35,740
I wouldn't touch you with 10-foot pole.
So stop babbling. - Excuse me?!
365
00:28:37,610 --> 00:28:40,240
You're such an ass.
You're an ass and an imposter.
366
00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:43,120
And that's a crime.
I'm calling the police.
367
00:28:46,910 --> 00:28:48,040
Lighter than expected.
368
00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:52,340
Let go of me.
- Listen, munchkin,
369
00:28:52,790 --> 00:28:56,590
I suggest you cuddle with your teddy
bears overnight, and decide your price.
370
00:28:58,170 --> 00:28:59,930
Don't suck with me, Zeki Miller.
371
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:04,440
It's "don't fuck with me",
and I won't unless I'm brain dead.
372
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:11,650
What are you doing there?
373
00:29:11,980 --> 00:29:13,480
None of your fucking business.
374
00:29:16,610 --> 00:29:18,610
We'll see
what Ms. Gerster says tomorrow.
375
00:29:18,950 --> 00:29:20,790
You want money, Schnabelstedt?
376
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,330
I don't want anything,
except my class back.
377
00:29:28,660 --> 00:29:30,790
Swap? Why?
378
00:29:31,420 --> 00:29:35,550
I have training
in conflict resolution and a
379
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:40,680
...a night course in aggression.
- Yeah, that too.
380
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:47,100
I've planned it all so well.
I would hate to change it around.
381
00:29:47,430 --> 00:29:50,900
I was angry at first that he wanted
to rob me of such a great challenge,
382
00:29:51,230 --> 00:29:54,230
but then I realized
it's best for the children.
383
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,870
Fireman teachers are usually
the tougher nuts, eh?
384
00:30:08,450 --> 00:30:09,500
Good luck.
385
00:30:09,830 --> 00:30:12,500
Bite me. They're fucking kids.
They can kiss my ass.
386
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,600
I am substituting
for Ms. Schnabelstedt.
387
00:30:28,140 --> 00:30:30,190
My name is Miller
and I'm only a temp.
388
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:33,070
Why's your name Miller?
You don't look like a Miller.
389
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:36,070
You're a brother!
- Cut the Turko shit. An F for you.
390
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,700
Where's the class register?
- In the cupboard.
391
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,920
Think I'm going to cry now?
Fucking children.
392
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,510
Let's see who you motherfuckers are.
393
00:31:07,930 --> 00:31:09,310
Chantal Ackermann?
394
00:31:13,810 --> 00:31:16,910
OK, I'm going for a smoke
before I smash your teeth in.
395
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,340
Motherfuckers!
396
00:32:26,170 --> 00:32:30,400
Mr. Miller, class is in session.
Where are you going?
397
00:32:32,970 --> 00:32:34,690
Maybe to change my clothes?!
398
00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:36,690
To the principal's office, please.
399
00:32:41,020 --> 00:32:43,120
You didn't tell me
they were the asocials.
400
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:46,070
Excuse me?!
What kind of term is that?
401
00:32:46,490 --> 00:32:49,160
You mean youth
from the under-educated class.
402
00:32:49,820 --> 00:32:53,290
Mr. Miller, I want those children
brought under control.
403
00:32:53,620 --> 00:32:56,840
School inspectors could show up
at any time and give out demerits.
404
00:32:57,210 --> 00:32:59,380
You may go change,
but this is an exception.
405
00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:02,720
Thank you!
406
00:33:14,430 --> 00:33:15,600
Show off your ass.
407
00:33:17,730 --> 00:33:18,980
That looks sexy.
408
00:34:04,110 --> 00:34:07,610
Where are the others? - Downstairs,
I think. - They're not in the mood.
409
00:34:18,290 --> 00:34:21,010
Class has started!
- What does he want?
410
00:34:21,370 --> 00:34:24,170
Idiot! - Old fart.
He should go home. - Pathetic.
411
00:34:25,340 --> 00:34:26,760
OMG, you're bleeding.
412
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:32,680
This is a Forever 21, you retard!
It's gonna stain.
413
00:34:34,510 --> 00:34:36,060
I swear he's crazy. Let's go.
414
00:34:36,390 --> 00:34:38,310
The classroom and make it quick!
415
00:34:47,110 --> 00:34:48,280
Shit!
416
00:34:49,610 --> 00:34:51,450
You forgot your backpack.
417
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,000
Everybody up here, chop-chop!
418
00:34:57,990 --> 00:34:59,870
Now we know who's in command here.
419
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:03,380
As of now, get your asses in here
at the bell and no trouble.
420
00:35:03,710 --> 00:35:05,630
Now what? We didn't do homework.
421
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,920
I don't give a shit. You sit here.
The rest isn't my problem.
422
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:13,680
Here's the deal. You all fail in a few
weeks, anyway. Until then, no trouble.
423
00:35:14,630 --> 00:35:15,930
You're the loser class.
424
00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:18,300
The whole teacher's lounge
slags you off.
425
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:21,220
I can do whatever I want here,
nobody cares.
426
00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:22,900
You're scum.
427
00:35:24,310 --> 00:35:26,900
So shut your mouths
and sit still until the bell.
428
00:35:28,900 --> 00:35:29,950
Excuse me.
429
00:35:31,190 --> 00:35:33,320
Do you have any chalk?
- Look yourself.
430
00:35:39,410 --> 00:35:40,750
Your student is crying.
431
00:35:42,450 --> 00:35:43,500
Chantal!
432
00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:46,250
Yes?
- Cry quietly.
433
00:35:51,210 --> 00:35:53,010
Is it possible
you don't care at all?
434
00:35:53,380 --> 00:35:54,430
About what?
435
00:35:55,050 --> 00:35:56,430
About their respect.
436
00:35:57,390 --> 00:35:59,980
Don't you have work to do,
like potato prints?
437
00:36:01,470 --> 00:36:03,400
This here has no educational value.
438
00:36:03,730 --> 00:36:06,600
They look traumatized.
And what's that on their faces?
439
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:11,280
They were making name tags and smeared.
Now act like a plane and take off.
440
00:36:11,610 --> 00:36:13,740
I'm good at putting myself
in teenage shoes.
441
00:36:14,070 --> 00:36:17,040
How? By subtracting the pole
up your ass and adding Facebook?
442
00:36:18,950 --> 00:36:20,870
You! Laugh at your own jokes.
443
00:36:21,330 --> 00:36:22,790
You need therapy.
444
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,710
Sorry, that wasn't right of me.
445
00:36:35,340 --> 00:36:37,010
ROCK DRILL
446
00:36:48,270 --> 00:36:49,270
Yes?
447
00:36:50,270 --> 00:36:52,150
I told you
when the old lady got back,
448
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,610
I'd need the booth.
- Where'm I gonna sleep?
449
00:36:54,940 --> 00:36:58,120
It's only a matter of time
before the cops are back on your ass.
450
00:36:58,450 --> 00:37:01,450
Keep me out of it.
I run a clean establishment.
451
00:37:02,780 --> 00:37:04,960
You've got an LSD lab in the attic.
452
00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:07,250
Exactly.
I have to be twice as careful.
453
00:37:18,300 --> 00:37:19,300
Motherfucker.
454
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:23,180
Shit.
455
00:37:25,930 --> 00:37:27,280
Shit.
456
00:37:36,820 --> 00:37:40,410
YOU HAVE A FUTURE
WE HAVE A PLAN
457
00:38:06,510 --> 00:38:08,890
Man, Laura, do you have to wear
dad's old shirts?
458
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:10,560
What do you care?
459
00:38:10,890 --> 00:38:13,270
There's such
nice stuff to wear at your age.
460
00:38:13,650 --> 00:38:16,200
Caro, help me out.
- Elisabeth,
461
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:20,790
I feel like a lesbian adoptive
mother when you drag me into it.
462
00:38:21,860 --> 00:38:24,990
I need to unwind. - Yes, I see.
That's your second glass.
463
00:38:26,410 --> 00:38:28,960
Yes! And we are not married.
464
00:38:33,790 --> 00:38:36,640
There's somebody in the garden.
- Get the pepper spray!
465
00:38:37,670 --> 00:38:38,670
The pepper Spray!
466
00:38:39,010 --> 00:38:41,430
Laura, in your room, lock the door.
- Dostoyevsky!
467
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,430
That dog is useless!
468
00:38:46,350 --> 00:38:49,390
Remember our self-defense classes.
You hold it like this.
469
00:38:52,890 --> 00:38:54,990
Hit him!
We don't want it!
470
00:38:55,310 --> 00:38:57,820
That sentence is pointless
if we're not being raped.
471
00:39:01,530 --> 00:39:03,400
Who the fuck would rape you!
472
00:39:04,030 --> 00:39:05,080
Zeki?
473
00:39:06,410 --> 00:39:07,950
Were you going to sleep here?
474
00:39:08,950 --> 00:39:10,080
No.
475
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:13,840
He's a giant asshole,
Caro, I'm telling you.
476
00:39:14,460 --> 00:39:16,260
I think he's nice.
And he's hot.
477
00:39:16,580 --> 00:39:19,680
Plus, I bet he can fix stuff.
This fucking house is big enough.
478
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:23,130
This "fucking" house is good enough
for you at 50 euros a month!
479
00:39:23,590 --> 00:39:25,510
Even better. So he pays 250.
480
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:28,140
You'll finally
get contact lenses, Harry Potter.
481
00:39:28,470 --> 00:39:30,890
Glasses look like shit,
I've told you 1000 times.
482
00:39:32,430 --> 00:39:33,900
Got a boyfriend?
483
00:39:34,890 --> 00:39:39,020
Careful, you'll end up
like your sister. - Watch it!
484
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:40,740
Laura, go upstairs.
485
00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:44,950
One night. We don't have linens.
486
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:49,450
I'll just finish this.
487
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:58,550
At least 2 weeks, please.
- Your car has no smog sticker.
488
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:01,500
I'll pay at month's end.
I'll never find anywhere else.
489
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,010
I don't even know you.
Maybe you'll hurt us.
490
00:40:04,340 --> 00:40:06,720
Living with you for 2 weeks,
I'm the victim here.
491
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,930
Hello, Ms. Schnabelstedt.
- Hello.
492
00:40:11,310 --> 00:40:12,400
Mr. Miller?
493
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:14,570
Not now. Piss off.
494
00:40:14,930 --> 00:40:16,060
It's about German class.
495
00:40:16,390 --> 00:40:18,610
I could only find
Jurassic Park 1 online,
496
00:40:18,940 --> 00:40:21,360
but on list it says to bring 2.
Is that a problem?
497
00:40:21,690 --> 00:40:24,870
Chantal, on THE list.
Articles aren't optional.
498
00:40:25,190 --> 00:40:27,200
What are you on about?
So, Mr. Miller?
499
00:40:27,530 --> 00:40:29,280
We already watched Jurassic Park.
500
00:40:29,620 --> 00:40:31,460
But so many were in remedial class.
501
00:40:31,780 --> 00:40:35,410
Whatever, just buzz off.
You stink of CK One. - Smells nice, eh?
502
00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:39,300
You can stay for 2 weeks.
- Really?
503
00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:43,510
As long as you really teach 10b
and make sure they improve.
504
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,050
How can I?
- Do your job!
505
00:40:47,430 --> 00:40:51,400
It's up to you. Or I tell Ms. Gerster
that class means movies and terror.
506
00:40:59,810 --> 00:41:01,110
Whoa, Mr. Miller.
507
00:41:05,740 --> 00:41:06,830
Hello.
508
00:41:07,490 --> 00:41:09,200
Can you make change?
- How?
509
00:41:12,330 --> 00:41:13,870
Could you help me get out?
510
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:23,550
Could you stop please?
511
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,100
That hurts.
- E20 is stuck.
512
00:41:28,260 --> 00:41:29,470
More to the right.
513
00:41:31,930 --> 00:41:33,430
Come on.
- Yeah.
514
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:40,530
My pleasure.
515
00:41:41,730 --> 00:41:43,900
Are you a teacher?
- Yeah,
516
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:45,860
but I'm just a temp.
517
00:41:49,780 --> 00:41:51,830
It's going to be another shit day.
518
00:41:56,740 --> 00:41:58,540
Any other furniture you need?
519
00:41:58,870 --> 00:42:00,250
Sorry, not available.
520
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,800
Here. Reading material and syllabus.
521
00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:09,050
How am I supposed
to get mental defectives to read?
522
00:42:09,470 --> 00:42:10,680
Know what?
523
00:42:11,630 --> 00:42:13,560
You need to control Danger and Chantal.
524
00:42:13,930 --> 00:42:16,270
Once you get the leaders,
the others follow.
525
00:42:17,930 --> 00:42:20,980
Need anything else?
- Caro! - What? - Could you come...
526
00:42:21,690 --> 00:42:23,360
What? - The shelves.
527
00:42:25,190 --> 00:42:26,360
Yup.
528
00:42:31,780 --> 00:42:32,830
SCHILLER "THE ROBBERS"
529
00:42:35,660 --> 00:42:36,830
God, the print's small.
530
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,340
Weapons, drugs, vandalism.
531
00:42:45,380 --> 00:42:46,750
Leaders.
532
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:50,260
Little motherfuckers.
533
00:42:51,050 --> 00:42:53,600
Did you know
that bees make photosynthesis?
534
00:42:54,260 --> 00:42:56,560
Boy, these students
are really special needs.
535
00:42:59,430 --> 00:43:01,610
Use a plate.
- No, it's fine.
536
00:43:02,180 --> 00:43:04,940
Have to go. Still working nights.
- Where?
537
00:43:05,900 --> 00:43:06,940
In a club.
538
00:43:07,570 --> 00:43:10,110
With real dance music
or that electro-shit?
539
00:43:10,530 --> 00:43:13,530
Right. So long as you get
your lessons prepared.
540
00:43:25,750 --> 00:43:28,380
Why do you always give him
that sexed-up look?
541
00:43:29,090 --> 00:43:31,560
Don't be jealous.
He's too short for me anyway.
542
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,100
To blow him,
I'd have to dig a pit first.
543
00:43:34,430 --> 00:43:36,100
I don't want anything from him!
544
00:43:36,890 --> 00:43:40,020
Hey, once he's in,
it doesn't hurt anymore.
545
00:43:40,350 --> 00:43:43,350
And I guarantee he's a great lay.
546
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:47,030
By the way, I signed him up
as an assistant for your swim class.
547
00:43:47,350 --> 00:43:49,650
Oh, Caro.
- Hey!
548
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,360
I don't want anything from him.
549
00:43:56,110 --> 00:43:58,210
Daniel! Don't jump from the edge.
550
00:43:58,910 --> 00:44:00,500
But yes!
551
00:44:02,290 --> 00:44:03,410
Very funny.
552
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,550
So, who forgot a suit or
has a doctor's note?
553
00:44:11,380 --> 00:44:12,880
Two laps warm-up, please.
554
00:44:32,150 --> 00:44:35,490
So what do I do?
- Uh, first put out your cigarette.
555
00:44:37,910 --> 00:44:40,280
Then just make sure nobody dies.
556
00:44:47,620 --> 00:44:50,130
Very funny.
- Ms. Schnabelstedt,
557
00:44:50,460 --> 00:44:52,710
such pretty wet hair. Totally cute.
558
00:44:54,050 --> 00:44:55,260
Mr. Miller. No.
559
00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:02,480
You need to do sports. Go on.
10 laps before I let you out.
560
00:45:02,930 --> 00:45:05,480
You can shove your
fake doctor's note up your ass.
561
00:45:06,980 --> 00:45:08,400
You too. Go change.
562
00:45:08,770 --> 00:45:11,360
You're a fascister Mr. Miller.
I hate you.
563
00:45:19,150 --> 00:45:20,410
Mr. Miller!
564
00:45:23,450 --> 00:45:24,950
I wanted to thank you.
565
00:45:25,450 --> 00:45:28,050
Thank me? Really?
Here, in front of everybody?
566
00:45:32,210 --> 00:45:33,380
What for, anyway?
567
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,760
It's the first time
so many took part.
568
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:39,890
Take that back.
569
00:45:40,220 --> 00:45:42,520
No worries.
- Spaz!
570
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:48,230
No, you take it.
571
00:45:54,730 --> 00:45:56,410
Calm down.
- You a spaz, bro?
572
00:45:56,730 --> 00:45:58,610
He said I was into her.
- So what?
573
00:45:59,030 --> 00:46:02,200
Hey, man, she's ugly as sin.
Let go of me, you whore.
574
00:46:02,530 --> 00:46:04,700
Daniel, whore is a feminine noun.
575
00:46:06,490 --> 00:46:09,920
Now pull yourself together!
- Leave me alone, you asswipe!
576
00:46:17,670 --> 00:46:18,760
Zeki!
577
00:46:22,010 --> 00:46:24,010
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
578
00:46:27,970 --> 00:46:30,440
I didn't hear the apology!
- Fucker! Fucker!
579
00:46:31,350 --> 00:46:33,480
Are you a teacher?
- Yes, why?
580
00:46:38,650 --> 00:46:40,070
But I'm just a temp.
581
00:46:41,820 --> 00:46:43,450
Sorry, sorry.
582
00:46:50,830 --> 00:46:53,750
Did you just use force with
a student? - I'll tell my father.
583
00:46:54,710 --> 00:46:56,710
You told me
to get him under control.
584
00:46:57,250 --> 00:46:58,470
But not with violence.
585
00:46:59,050 --> 00:47:01,220
They reflect that behavior
outside school!
586
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:07,020
Daniel.
587
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:14,240
Be careful. I think
he pissed his pants in the pool.
588
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,780
...so I thought we could
get together? Talk about...
589
00:47:20,150 --> 00:47:22,400
how that could have happened
with Daniel.
590
00:47:22,860 --> 00:47:23,990
Exactly.
591
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:27,030
But you haven't yet
filed criminal...
592
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:32,040
Me? No, it wasn't me.
593
00:47:35,670 --> 00:47:36,760
I don't want...
594
00:47:40,340 --> 00:47:41,380
Miller.
595
00:47:49,140 --> 00:47:50,440
Yes, OK.
596
00:47:53,350 --> 00:47:54,350
Bye.
597
00:47:55,690 --> 00:47:57,530
So does he want
a parent's conference?
598
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:01,370
No, he said Daniel's nuts
and I should smack him sometimes,
599
00:48:01,690 --> 00:48:03,570
it's the only way
to get him in line.
600
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:08,200
We need to get the poor boy
out of that vicious circle.
601
00:48:08,740 --> 00:48:12,040
It's a little late,
but I know a really good Ethiopian.
602
00:48:12,370 --> 00:48:14,250
Good, so talk to him
if he's an expert.
603
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,750
It's a restaurant. I'm hungry.
604
00:48:17,210 --> 00:48:20,630
Ethiopian?
Fly soup and rice pudding?
605
00:48:22,250 --> 00:48:23,260
I need meat, man.
606
00:48:27,130 --> 00:48:29,850
Is that actually allowed,
in traffic, the windshield?
607
00:48:38,940 --> 00:48:41,320
You need to talk
to Daniel again. I'm worried.
608
00:48:41,650 --> 00:48:44,370
I'm collecting their dreams
for the time capsule
609
00:48:44,690 --> 00:48:46,870
that every class buries.
610
00:48:47,570 --> 00:48:49,070
I noticed disturbing things.
611
00:48:49,950 --> 00:48:52,000
Daniel and Burak
want to become criminals.
612
00:48:52,530 --> 00:48:55,330
Is work all you think about?
- It's our responsibility.
613
00:48:55,660 --> 00:48:57,590
But they're other people's children.
614
00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:59,040
Do you like it?
615
00:48:59,790 --> 00:49:01,210
Yes, thanks.
616
00:49:03,130 --> 00:49:06,510
There's sort of an educational oath.
We have a professional duty.
617
00:49:07,420 --> 00:49:10,180
It's bad enough that everybody
thinks teachers are lazy.
618
00:49:10,550 --> 00:49:11,970
I swore to make a difference.
619
00:49:12,300 --> 00:49:15,650
They may be awful,
they're still just children. Excuse me,
620
00:49:15,970 --> 00:49:18,600
but could you maybe switch poles?
If it's no trouble.
621
00:49:20,350 --> 00:49:21,530
OK.
622
00:49:21,900 --> 00:49:25,400
Do you really believe that shit,
there's a sweet flower inside every kid?
623
00:49:25,730 --> 00:49:28,580
I think some kids haven't learned
to believe in themselves,
624
00:49:29,240 --> 00:49:30,830
and don't know right from wrong.
625
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:34,460
If we don't teach them,
they'll end up in prison or something.
626
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:40,710
We have one Erection
and one Licking Vagina.
627
00:49:44,380 --> 00:49:46,050
It's edible. Don't be shy.
628
00:49:46,550 --> 00:49:47,670
It's a penis.
629
00:49:48,090 --> 00:49:50,590
Man, you'll never get a guy
that way, really.
630
00:49:50,930 --> 00:49:53,020
They all think you're mega uptight.
631
00:49:53,350 --> 00:49:54,640
Put the dick in your mouth.
632
00:49:56,470 --> 00:49:57,600
Coping with students.
633
00:49:57,930 --> 00:50:01,690
Professional handling of disruption
and discipline conflict. CD 4.
634
00:50:02,020 --> 00:50:04,240
Don't underestimate
the value of role-playing.
635
00:50:04,570 --> 00:50:07,490
Group exercises allow young people
to channel aggression.
636
00:50:07,820 --> 00:50:12,070
Role-playing for indirect review of
behavioral dysfunction,
637
00:50:12,410 --> 00:50:14,700
and lack of self-confidence.
638
00:50:19,540 --> 00:50:22,010
Fucking shit.
- Role-play
639
00:50:22,330 --> 00:50:26,300
gives a problem child free rein
for his feelings, and allows reflection
640
00:50:26,630 --> 00:50:28,260
on his inappropriate behavior.
641
00:50:29,010 --> 00:50:31,230
What exercise'?
I don't want to do an exercise.
642
00:50:31,630 --> 00:50:33,850
Stow that look or I'll slap you silly.
643
00:50:34,180 --> 00:50:35,270
So I'm her husband?
644
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:39,020
A round of applause - he got it.
- Shut up. You start.
645
00:50:39,350 --> 00:50:42,270
Man, wait a sec.
I have to get into my part.
646
00:50:42,900 --> 00:50:44,860
Oh, my beautiful apartment!
647
00:50:45,190 --> 00:50:48,280
Thank you, darling! How was work?
- Shut your trap. I'm hungry.
648
00:50:49,780 --> 00:50:52,120
Watch your mouth.
We only just got married.
649
00:50:52,450 --> 00:50:54,240
I married you
so there'd be food ready
650
00:50:54,570 --> 00:50:56,700
after I screw sluts all day.
651
00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:59,540
After you screw sluts, huh?
652
00:50:59,870 --> 00:51:02,670
You married me because I'm pretty,
Salak. - Don't push me.
653
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,000
Are you an idiot?
654
00:51:04,370 --> 00:51:06,920
Danger is exaggerating, Mr. Miller.
- Who's Mr. Miller?
655
00:51:07,250 --> 00:51:10,010
Are you shagging some German?
- Show me your cell.
656
00:51:10,380 --> 00:51:12,600
Hey, Danger,
that's not part of the game, man.
657
00:51:12,970 --> 00:51:15,590
Shut up. Go clean
and then you can blow me.
658
00:51:15,930 --> 00:51:17,680
Give me my phone back, spaz.
659
00:51:21,350 --> 00:51:24,350
Are you crazy? Don't hit each other.
Stop being such thugs.
660
00:51:24,730 --> 00:51:26,610
Give me the phone, you fuckface.
- OK.
661
00:51:28,150 --> 00:51:29,780
Daniel, you did a great job.
662
00:51:30,110 --> 00:51:32,030
Have you thought
about the drama club?
663
00:51:32,610 --> 00:51:35,410
They participate
in community youth theater
664
00:51:35,910 --> 00:51:38,830
and it could be
a great new hobby for you,
665
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:42,250
where you could
have fun and let off steam.
666
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:47,130
No way! I'm already in school
3 or 4 times a week.
667
00:51:50,750 --> 00:51:52,010
What's your problem?
668
00:51:52,510 --> 00:51:53,720
Fuck school, man.
669
00:51:54,470 --> 00:51:56,470
Watch your mouth, motherfucker.
670
00:51:57,340 --> 00:52:00,720
You seriously believe you want
to become drug dealers or some shit?
671
00:52:01,060 --> 00:52:02,100
Yes we do.
672
00:52:02,430 --> 00:52:04,730
I'd rather collect welfare
than learn that crap.
673
00:52:05,100 --> 00:52:06,900
Come on, school's still on.
Piss off.
674
00:52:08,060 --> 00:52:09,440
Fucking motherfuckers.
675
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:11,700
Was a stupid idea, sorry.
676
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:19,030
We could each make �20,000.
It's an armored car transport.
677
00:52:19,370 --> 00:52:21,870
My cousin's been watching them
for 6 weeks now.
678
00:52:22,700 --> 00:52:24,000
I'm busy on something else.
679
00:52:24,330 --> 00:52:27,050
All you have to do is drive.
Getaway car, Zeki.
680
00:52:27,370 --> 00:52:30,090
Bro, you just got out.
Get a real job.
681
00:52:31,670 --> 00:52:35,270
A little upset? Need a blow job?
- No, not in the mood.
682
00:52:36,220 --> 00:52:38,390
What's the matter?
Were you with Mandy?
683
00:52:39,300 --> 00:52:41,230
Are you oftener
with her than me lately?
684
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:44,060
No, I wasn't with Mandy.
And it's "more often".
685
00:52:44,390 --> 00:52:47,940
Do you have a crush on the bookworm?
- Leave me alone.
686
00:52:48,270 --> 00:52:50,240
Could you suck me off?
- Sorry.
687
00:53:04,830 --> 00:53:05,880
Zeki.
688
00:53:13,630 --> 00:53:15,130
Turn that off.
689
00:53:22,180 --> 00:53:23,310
What's this?
690
00:53:42,950 --> 00:53:44,200
Elisabeth Schnabelstedt.
691
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:58,010
Hello. I seriously doubt
this will work
692
00:53:58,340 --> 00:54:01,690
or anybody will be organized enough
to ever dig up this time capsule.
693
00:54:02,010 --> 00:54:05,810
I'm also basically uncomfortable at
the thought of strangers reading this.
694
00:54:06,140 --> 00:54:07,640
But I wish I weren't so fat.
695
00:54:07,970 --> 00:54:10,650
I'd like a love letter
with boxes for "yes, no, maybe".
696
00:54:10,980 --> 00:54:12,230
It's silly, I know.
697
00:54:12,810 --> 00:54:15,030
I want to become a teacher.
It's the only job
698
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:17,280
where you get kids without getting fat.
699
00:54:17,610 --> 00:54:20,990
And I'd like a smart and honest
boyfriend like Karsten in class 9B.
700
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:22,990
Elisabeth Schnabelstedt, 8a.
701
00:54:34,250 --> 00:54:36,250
Why didn't I ever win
a trophy like that?
702
00:54:37,050 --> 00:54:39,510
Do you have to win
the math Olympics first?
703
00:54:40,470 --> 00:54:42,390
Or a fucking
badminton tournament?
704
00:54:45,350 --> 00:54:49,100
For the first time, I felt like
the streets robbed me of my childhood.
705
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:51,850
The streets.
706
00:54:52,190 --> 00:54:54,610
And homeroom teacher,
Ms. Eschmiller, stupid cunt.
707
00:54:54,940 --> 00:54:56,990
Everybody knows
you stole the class money!
708
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:59,530
You'll never amount to anything!
709
00:54:59,860 --> 00:55:01,990
That was surely
not the last foster family
710
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:05,620
that wants to get rid of you,
Zeki Miller!
711
00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:29,970
School over already?
712
00:55:45,610 --> 00:55:46,910
'Scuse me, 'scuse me.
713
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:54,540
Are you out of your mind?
- Why?
714
00:55:58,500 --> 00:55:59,840
SLUT
715
00:56:00,170 --> 00:56:01,640
Hey, did they pierce my ears?
716
00:56:02,670 --> 00:56:04,770
Could you please tell me
how that happened?
717
00:56:05,130 --> 00:56:06,890
Where you sleeping in class?
718
00:56:17,060 --> 00:56:19,060
How about peeing INTO the urinal.
719
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:20,870
Yeah, yeah.
720
00:56:24,990 --> 00:56:26,200
Check your butt.
721
00:56:30,410 --> 00:56:31,460
ASSHOLE
722
00:56:31,990 --> 00:56:34,250
How drunk were you not to notice?
723
00:56:34,580 --> 00:56:35,920
One, two beers?
724
00:56:36,620 --> 00:56:38,130
Yeah.
- Fuck.
725
00:56:38,670 --> 00:56:40,290
Let's not use that word in class.
726
00:56:42,420 --> 00:56:43,470
Are you alright?
727
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:45,970
Man, just piss off, OK?
728
00:56:46,300 --> 00:56:50,180
You're just worried I'll be busted
and you get the shitty 10b back.
729
00:56:50,550 --> 00:56:53,020
Don't pretend you care.
- You're nuts.
730
00:56:53,350 --> 00:56:56,150
Are you really accusing me
of not caring about you?
731
00:56:57,310 --> 00:56:59,310
I'm really sorry
you're depressed...
732
00:56:59,650 --> 00:57:01,270
I am not a teacher at all.
733
00:57:01,860 --> 00:57:03,950
Don't start doubting everything.
734
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:05,610
Hello...
735
00:57:06,740 --> 00:57:09,740
Your class isn't easy, but I mean,
you chose the job,
736
00:57:10,370 --> 00:57:11,990
so now just stay the course.
737
00:57:12,450 --> 00:57:14,580
Now, go home.
You look like a junkie.
738
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:19,340
And think about how
to turn your profession into a vocation.
739
00:57:19,670 --> 00:57:21,210
You do have the potential.
740
00:57:21,540 --> 00:57:23,220
You are close to your students.
741
00:57:24,300 --> 00:57:26,140
Including in consuming intoxicants.
742
00:57:29,430 --> 00:57:30,770
Your eyeliner,
743
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:34,100
it's really perfect.
Gotta give Chantal credit.
744
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:39,690
So.
745
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:42,490
Yeah.
746
00:57:45,690 --> 00:57:49,370
I don't know, Laura. Razor blades.
I saw something on TV about it.
747
00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:51,870
It makes a huge mess
in the bathroom.
748
00:57:52,490 --> 00:57:54,040
All that blood.
749
00:57:54,370 --> 00:57:58,170
Right, then we'll try
the plastic bags. Press down hard.
750
00:57:58,500 --> 00:58:00,120
This method definitely sucks.
751
00:58:00,460 --> 00:58:02,680
I'd take pills.
Somebody's here!
752
00:58:03,130 --> 00:58:04,970
Why do you have a bag
over your head?
753
00:58:05,340 --> 00:58:07,210
New profile pictures for Facebook.
754
00:58:07,630 --> 00:58:09,880
Fuck, bro, are you shitting me?
And you too?
755
00:58:10,590 --> 00:58:13,810
Were you trying to kill yourselves?
- Please don't tell my parents.
756
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:17,940
Mr. Miller, please.
- We just wanted to try.
757
00:58:18,890 --> 00:58:20,940
Because if we do do it,
it'll be together.
758
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:24,360
I didn't want to. You roped me in.
759
00:58:24,940 --> 00:58:26,610
You said yourself you feel ugly.
760
00:58:26,940 --> 00:58:30,790
But you started with the suicide.
Because you're in love with Daniel.
761
00:58:31,110 --> 00:58:33,330
Man, Maike, you're so bitchy.
762
00:58:35,740 --> 00:58:38,670
So nobody wants to fuck you.
No reason to kill yourself.
763
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,290
I would've written a farewell note.
764
00:58:41,620 --> 00:58:44,090
And then Daniel
would've come to my funeral
765
00:58:44,420 --> 00:58:46,340
and said
he always had feelings for me
766
00:58:46,670 --> 00:58:48,590
and that he was
too blind to realize it.
767
00:58:49,210 --> 00:58:52,340
So stop walking around like
a trannie waiting for the operation.
768
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:53,800
You're not that ugly.
769
00:58:54,140 --> 00:58:55,230
Yes I am.
770
00:59:06,980 --> 00:59:09,330
NO IDEA WHERE WE'RE GOING.
HE'S STEALING GAS.
771
00:59:16,530 --> 00:59:18,330
Hey, girls.
- Hi, Zeki.
772
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:21,340
Charlie, can you do
something with her?
773
00:59:21,830 --> 00:59:23,800
We don't do surgery here.
774
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:28,760
No sense of humor, eh?
775
00:59:29,460 --> 00:59:30,630
Runs in the family.
776
00:59:39,140 --> 00:59:40,310
She needs a big push.
777
00:59:40,810 --> 00:59:42,560
Sheila, bring my make-up bag!
778
00:59:42,890 --> 00:59:44,520
She's a whore, she knows style.
779
00:59:45,770 --> 00:59:48,070
Do you want a drink, or a line?
- No thanks.
780
00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:50,570
No, no. The big one. The big one.
781
00:59:50,980 --> 00:59:52,360
Sweet. Still so young
782
00:59:52,740 --> 00:59:54,450
and fresh.
- Yeah, yeah.
783
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:00,370
I don't look awful?
784
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:29,650
Danger!
785
01:00:32,530 --> 01:00:33,990
She looks great. Today.
786
01:00:35,820 --> 01:00:38,370
Hey, what?
- Danger, Chantal,
787
01:00:38,700 --> 01:00:41,450
come here! - What does he want?
- Take this. - Go on.
788
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:45,090
Little bitch.
789
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:48,340
What's up, Mr. Miller?
790
01:00:48,670 --> 01:00:49,960
I still owe you something.
791
01:00:50,460 --> 01:00:51,510
What?
792
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:55,060
Some make-up.
- Man, Mr. Miller.
793
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:57,380
Danger. - Really!
- Yes?
794
01:00:58,050 --> 01:01:00,520
You know your dad said I could
slap you around?
795
01:01:00,890 --> 01:01:02,730
But you're not really going to,
right?
796
01:01:03,260 --> 01:01:05,440
If you make sure
she's home on time, then no.
797
01:01:05,810 --> 01:01:07,150
What is this!?
798
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:10,280
Can she smoke something?
Oh, you motherfucker!
799
01:01:11,020 --> 01:01:13,530
Honestly, you're borderlining,
you brainsicker.
800
01:01:13,860 --> 01:01:15,110
Shut it.
801
01:01:15,610 --> 01:01:18,110
On time tomorrow
or expect trouble, people. - Fuck.
802
01:01:18,950 --> 01:01:20,040
Yes.
803
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:23,750
Danger, you spaz,
why are you brown-nosing him?
804
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:26,920
Did he call my father or yours?
- Who gives a fuck.
805
01:01:27,540 --> 01:01:30,290
Look at you, embarrassing.
- Shut up.
806
01:01:30,830 --> 01:01:33,130
What is this anyway?
Not his shit, I hope.
807
01:01:36,670 --> 01:01:39,300
Punctually tomorrow, people?
808
01:01:50,730 --> 01:01:52,110
This plant drives me crazy.
809
01:01:54,070 --> 01:01:55,740
Oh, Mr. Miller, hang on.
810
01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:58,820
The learning assessment
for class 10b is in.
811
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:00,990
The results were as expected.
812
01:02:01,820 --> 01:02:04,170
The class is an intellectual vacuum.
813
01:02:04,870 --> 01:02:06,870
Don't be gentle in breaking it to them.
814
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:09,750
This is their last chance
to get it together.
815
01:02:11,460 --> 01:02:12,670
God, is she dumb.
816
01:02:17,210 --> 01:02:18,890
Ms. Gerster?
- Yes?
817
01:02:19,470 --> 01:02:22,060
Where are the forms for study trips?
- What?
818
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:25,730
A field outing?
- What? - A study outing?
819
01:02:26,060 --> 01:02:27,100
A field trip?
820
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:30,480
Where are we going?
- Disneyland?
821
01:02:30,810 --> 01:02:33,150
Not a concentration camp again.
- Shut up.
822
01:02:33,690 --> 01:02:35,860
Chantal, you write the report.
- Nooo.
823
01:02:38,690 --> 01:02:40,490
Today we took a field trip.
824
01:02:42,030 --> 01:02:44,870
First we visited an acquaintance
of Mr. Miller's
825
01:02:45,370 --> 01:02:46,790
who is going cold turkey.
826
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,370
Hey you, long time no see.
827
01:02:50,910 --> 01:02:54,340
So, people, some of you said
you wanted to become drug bosses.
828
01:02:54,670 --> 01:02:58,090
So this is what drug dependence
looks like. This is a heroin addict.
829
01:02:58,420 --> 01:03:00,010
How long were you a drug addict?
830
01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:03,260
He can't answer;
shooting up fried his brain.
831
01:03:04,430 --> 01:03:07,350
He puked the whole time
and Zeynep almost puked too.
832
01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:10,270
Who wanted to be a drug dealer?
- Not anymore, right?
833
01:03:10,810 --> 01:03:13,860
Then we went to the parents
of a friend of Mr. Miller's,
834
01:03:14,190 --> 01:03:16,490
so Daniel could see
a life on welfare.
835
01:03:16,860 --> 01:03:17,860
Who's there?
836
01:03:18,270 --> 01:03:19,530
The friend is a whore.
837
01:03:21,150 --> 01:03:22,570
Hey, Zeki, you back?
838
01:03:22,900 --> 01:03:25,500
Could we come in?
These jokers have a few questions.
839
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:30,090
Udo, get dressed!
There are children here. Chico!
840
01:03:30,660 --> 01:03:33,040
Chantal, is that your mother?
- Are you retarded!
841
01:03:35,420 --> 01:03:36,710
Udo, how's it hanging?
842
01:03:37,090 --> 01:03:38,510
Yeah. You?
843
01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:41,210
OK.
- He sleeps a lot.
844
01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:43,590
You cuties...
- It stinks here.
845
01:03:43,930 --> 01:03:46,900
...do something with your life.
My daughter is a prostitute
846
01:03:47,220 --> 01:03:48,640
and we're dependent on her.
847
01:03:48,970 --> 01:03:50,390
It's not nice.
848
01:03:50,810 --> 01:03:52,350
The dog's shitting - Udo!
849
01:03:55,940 --> 01:03:57,060
Who cares.
850
01:03:58,060 --> 01:04:00,360
The prostitute has a brother.
His name is Ronny.
851
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:02,570
Ronny was sleeping
852
01:04:02,900 --> 01:04:05,700
because he drinks a lot
and he's a Nazi.
853
01:04:06,070 --> 01:04:10,170
They are up all night, so nobody
wanted Mr. Miller to wake him.
854
01:04:10,620 --> 01:04:12,040
Don't wake him up, please.
855
01:04:12,370 --> 01:04:15,040
Burak wants to avoid
first contact with a Nazi.
856
01:04:15,370 --> 01:04:17,750
Then you need
to join the theater group.
857
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:20,590
Bro, say yes.
- Yeah, OK, man.
858
01:04:21,250 --> 01:04:22,630
Leave his damn nipple alone.
859
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:26,180
It was very interesting.
Mr. Miller has weird friends.
860
01:04:26,510 --> 01:04:27,980
Afterwards, we all got kebabs.
861
01:04:28,300 --> 01:04:30,520
It was better than a museum
with Mr. Gundlach.
862
01:04:30,850 --> 01:04:33,100
That was just
a bunch of stuffed animals.
863
01:04:35,770 --> 01:04:36,820
It's red.
864
01:04:37,150 --> 01:04:39,400
They haven't learned
the colors yet. - Asshole.
865
01:04:39,770 --> 01:04:42,070
Asshole.
866
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:44,400
So think about
what you want to become.
867
01:04:44,740 --> 01:04:46,610
Come up with your own homework.
868
01:04:48,490 --> 01:04:49,490
Give me one.
869
01:04:52,740 --> 01:04:53,960
Oh come on, Mr. Miller.
870
01:04:54,290 --> 01:04:56,630
Smoking sucks.
- Nuts.
871
01:04:58,460 --> 01:05:00,380
About the test you took recently.
872
01:05:01,670 --> 01:05:02,670
You were the best.
873
01:05:03,170 --> 01:05:05,090
You might even skip a grade.
874
01:05:06,090 --> 01:05:08,340
But I got a terrible grade,
Mr. Miller.
875
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:11,480
Because you're under-challenged.
Talented people often are.
876
01:05:11,890 --> 01:05:16,190
As of now, you'll be challenged.
Could be you even graduate at 17.
877
01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:17,690
Oh, my god.
878
01:05:18,060 --> 01:05:20,560
But don't let yourself
be dragged down by others
879
01:05:20,900 --> 01:05:21,940
and apply yourself.
880
01:05:22,270 --> 01:05:23,820
Does he mean me?
- No.
881
01:05:24,150 --> 01:05:27,830
Mr. Miller, really? You're not joking?
Look, I'm trembling.
882
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:29,370
I'm excited myself.
883
01:05:29,740 --> 01:05:31,960
You only see
somebody like you every 10 years.
884
01:05:32,330 --> 01:05:35,750
My god.
I don't have to be a check-out girl.
885
01:05:37,250 --> 01:05:40,500
Who are they? - The vocationals
are ripping off the disabled kids.
886
01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:42,920
They don't look more disabled than you.
887
01:05:43,250 --> 01:05:45,220
Whatever. Nerds, science fair types.
888
01:05:47,420 --> 01:05:49,770
Go help them.
- Why?
889
01:05:50,340 --> 01:05:52,100
Because you'll be a nerd soon.
890
01:05:52,430 --> 01:05:54,600
Because they're the only men
who'll like you,
891
01:05:54,930 --> 01:05:58,230
a chem student in a lab coat
with liverwurst stains and greasy hair.
892
01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:00,560
I swear, Mr. Miller,
you're killing me.
893
01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:02,560
OK, let's kick ass.
894
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:06,080
Chantal,
not in the mood for a fight
895
01:06:07,740 --> 01:06:08,740
Leave them alone.
896
01:06:09,070 --> 01:06:12,700
You think you're better than us? - They
go to my school. Leave them alone...
897
01:06:13,660 --> 01:06:14,750
Let go!
898
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:18,880
She's got a knife! - Scared?
899
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:23,840
Let go, you!
- Piss off, man!
900
01:06:24,710 --> 01:06:27,630
Touch them again and I'll cut off
your extensions, you cunt.
901
01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:30,390
No! They were expensive.
- Then piss off.
902
01:06:31,050 --> 01:06:32,390
You too, outta here!
903
01:06:33,010 --> 01:06:34,010
Not bad.
904
01:06:35,260 --> 01:06:36,480
Check!
905
01:06:37,640 --> 01:06:40,140
Hey nerds.
Say thank you.
906
01:06:41,390 --> 01:06:43,570
The federation guarantees
eternal gratitude.
907
01:06:43,900 --> 01:06:46,370
Yeah, no prob. I'm smart too, I get it.
908
01:06:46,690 --> 01:06:48,280
You're in science club, right?
909
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:50,410
Positive.
910
01:06:50,740 --> 01:06:53,710
So maybe I could come see sometime?
911
01:06:54,030 --> 01:06:58,250
Because in class I'm... could be
that I'm not challenged enough.
912
01:07:04,420 --> 01:07:06,640
What're they talking about?
- How would I know.
913
01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:08,380
I don't want to be that ugly.
914
01:07:12,220 --> 01:07:14,690
OK. But you have to wear
anti-static clothing.
915
01:07:15,470 --> 01:07:16,470
OK.
916
01:07:17,510 --> 01:07:19,810
What's that? What does he mean?
917
01:07:24,150 --> 01:07:26,070
This isn't the test I gave you.
918
01:07:26,690 --> 01:07:27,940
I added a question.
919
01:07:28,270 --> 01:07:31,240
In the first person, tell us
how a dinosaur feels when he sees
920
01:07:31,570 --> 01:07:33,240
the electric fence is off.
921
01:07:37,620 --> 01:07:41,590
There were only goats today again.
I don't even like goats.
922
01:07:41,950 --> 01:07:45,300
I wonder what's
outside the fence. I hear it's freedom,
923
01:07:45,790 --> 01:07:47,670
but to get it, you have to die.
924
01:07:48,130 --> 01:07:51,050
I decided to try
and touched the fence carefully.
925
01:07:51,420 --> 01:07:52,550
It was weird.
926
01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:55,850
It didn't hurt. For the first time,
I had something like hope.
927
01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:01,020
That was beautiful.
What did you do with them?
928
01:08:01,850 --> 01:08:02,900
Just talked.
929
01:08:07,940 --> 01:08:09,660
Friday is environment & nature day.
930
01:08:09,980 --> 01:08:12,160
You could take the class
to an organic farm.
931
01:08:12,490 --> 01:08:14,200
I've always wanted to go there.
932
01:08:18,530 --> 01:08:19,830
I could come along.
933
01:08:20,410 --> 01:08:22,380
Romeo, doff thy name,
934
01:08:22,700 --> 01:08:26,000
And for that name which is
no part of thee take all myself.
935
01:08:26,370 --> 01:08:29,000
Why is Daniel trying out for Romeo?
936
01:08:29,340 --> 01:08:32,930
The other parts are shit. Go on.
- But I... - Yeah, yeah. Enough.
937
01:08:35,220 --> 01:08:38,600
I take thee at thy word. Call me
but love, and I'll be new baptized;
938
01:08:38,930 --> 01:08:42,350
Henceforth I never will be Romeo.
- Why is he yelling like that?
939
01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:45,440
He's a little aggressive.
...So stumblest on my counsel?
940
01:08:45,770 --> 01:08:47,900
By a name I know not
how to tell thee who I am:
941
01:08:48,310 --> 01:08:50,910
My name, dear saint,
is hateful to myself,
942
01:08:51,230 --> 01:08:53,740
Because it is an enemy to thee;
943
01:08:54,070 --> 01:08:56,620
Had I it written,
I would tear the word.
944
01:08:57,490 --> 01:09:00,290
My ears have not yet...
- That's it, I can't take it.
945
01:09:00,660 --> 01:09:03,710
The balcony scene's next.
- So what? The stage is total shit.
946
01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:07,540
It looks like that TV channel
you only land on by mistake.
947
01:09:09,130 --> 01:09:11,670
The one where they speak French.
- Do you mean PBS?
948
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,850
Yeah, exactly.
Nobody understands it.
949
01:09:14,210 --> 01:09:16,840
What's the deal
with the stilted language?
950
01:09:17,170 --> 01:09:18,640
My god, it's Shakespeare.
951
01:09:19,300 --> 01:09:21,520
Who's been dead for,
like, 4000 years.
952
01:09:21,850 --> 01:09:24,140
Why isn't it translated
into normal German.
953
01:09:24,470 --> 01:09:26,400
If I were you,
I'd be embarrassed.
954
01:09:26,770 --> 01:09:28,190
I already want my money back.
955
01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:31,740
Gundlach is clueless. You'll never win
the teenie Oscars with that.
956
01:09:32,060 --> 01:09:35,240
I won't listen to this.
I've done this for 24 years,
957
01:09:35,570 --> 01:09:38,570
since the fall of communism,
and it was always well received.
958
01:09:38,950 --> 01:09:40,070
In a rest home, maybe.
959
01:09:40,780 --> 01:09:43,330
Listen here. You do it then.
960
01:09:43,660 --> 01:09:46,000
Please, you take over directing.
961
01:09:46,370 --> 01:09:48,420
Arrivederci, Verona!
962
01:09:48,750 --> 01:09:50,670
My colleague...
- No, I'm going.
963
01:09:51,710 --> 01:09:53,180
Can I go too?
- No!
964
01:09:55,420 --> 01:09:56,970
So who's taking over drama club?
965
01:10:02,640 --> 01:10:04,890
What's it about?
I only saw the porn version.
966
01:10:05,220 --> 01:10:07,350
Do they get each other?
- They die.
967
01:10:07,810 --> 01:10:08,860
At least that.
968
01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:10,690
Who are you playing?
969
01:10:11,150 --> 01:10:12,190
The nurse.
970
01:10:13,060 --> 01:10:16,070
What's that, an animal?
- It's a great role.
971
01:10:18,030 --> 01:10:20,620
Daniel, say that the way
you'd say it.
972
01:10:21,820 --> 01:10:23,700
Julia, you cunt, let's fuck.
973
01:10:24,030 --> 01:10:27,330
Show me your tits, pronto.
- We'll re-write it. It'll be cool.
974
01:10:34,040 --> 01:10:35,300
Close.
975
01:11:17,170 --> 01:11:20,340
Sarafina, be careful.
You'll fall again.
976
01:11:20,710 --> 01:11:22,590
The teacher ratings are online.
977
01:11:23,130 --> 01:11:25,260
And we are VERY interested in that.
978
01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:31,650
My dears, the teacher ratings
have been posted. Online!
979
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:33,690
Breathe deep.
980
01:11:35,980 --> 01:11:37,450
Hottest teacher -
981
01:11:39,150 --> 01:11:40,240
me.
982
01:11:41,190 --> 01:11:43,490
Yes. Ms. Gerster.
- Yes?
983
01:11:43,990 --> 01:11:45,540
You are the biggest nightmare.
984
01:11:45,990 --> 01:11:48,620
I said I'd get the title back -
Alrun.
985
01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:50,330
Who's coolest teacher?
986
01:11:51,910 --> 01:11:53,000
Mr. Miller.
987
01:11:54,870 --> 01:11:56,720
And, who's the sweetest teacher?
988
01:11:59,340 --> 01:12:00,510
Mr. Miller...
989
01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:04,140
and among the women.
990
01:12:06,050 --> 01:12:08,300
Oh, Me. Hey there, surprise!
991
01:12:09,430 --> 01:12:11,520
Congratulations.
- We'll drink to that, eh?
992
01:12:12,350 --> 01:12:15,020
No, I need to go get
the overhead projector.
993
01:12:15,350 --> 01:12:16,400
Go ahead.
994
01:12:18,230 --> 01:12:19,280
So, I said...
995
01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:26,960
You're not seriously crying
over no student ranking?
996
01:12:27,280 --> 01:12:28,580
A student RATING.
997
01:12:29,780 --> 01:12:33,040
I'll never be voted most anything.
I've never been anything,
998
01:12:33,370 --> 01:12:37,420
most beloved teacher, prettiest teacher,
teacher with the nicest smile, nothing.
999
01:12:37,830 --> 01:12:41,260
I've never even been
strictest teacher or meanest teacher.
1000
01:12:41,750 --> 01:12:42,850
I'm just air.
1001
01:12:46,550 --> 01:12:49,650
Who gives a shit if they like you.
- It matters.
1002
01:12:50,010 --> 01:12:53,560
It's a compliment, the only review
of us. The only one that counts.
1003
01:12:53,890 --> 01:12:55,610
What the students think counts.
1004
01:12:57,440 --> 01:13:00,160
They think you're funny, that's why.
- You mean witty?
1005
01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:02,070
There's no category for that.
1006
01:13:02,730 --> 01:13:04,030
Couldn't you talk to them?
1007
01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:06,330
Gerster is making me
test the b class,
1008
01:13:06,650 --> 01:13:08,660
because so many of mine have mumps.
1009
01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:10,420
They're going to...
1010
01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:12,240
...to whack me.
1011
01:13:12,790 --> 01:13:15,710
It'll all be deducted from
my final grade, if I mess it up.
1012
01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:17,250
I could blackmail them.
1013
01:13:17,580 --> 01:13:21,430
No! I want them to respect me.
By choice.
1014
01:13:21,790 --> 01:13:22,920
Nobody says whack.
1015
01:13:28,970 --> 01:13:30,220
But YOLO is OK, right?
1016
01:13:33,060 --> 01:13:35,600
Ms. Schnabelstedt wants to
do a wholetrain with you.
1017
01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:37,900
What does wholetrain mean?
1018
01:13:38,230 --> 01:13:39,700
We spray the entire train.
1019
01:13:40,020 --> 01:13:42,070
The entire train? What about the law?
1020
01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:43,990
That's exactly why it's cool.
1021
01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:46,240
The beautiful train, it's brand new.
1022
01:13:49,150 --> 01:13:51,080
Excuse me, we have class here now.
1023
01:13:52,120 --> 01:13:54,210
This is our train.
We could call the police,
1024
01:13:54,540 --> 01:13:56,410
or you could just move over one track.
1025
01:13:56,750 --> 01:13:59,790
I need to finish here on time.
I'm not here for fun.
1026
01:14:04,340 --> 01:14:05,550
See.
1027
01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:28,660
Danger, come here. Not bad.
1028
01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:32,740
Totally PHAT, Ms. Schnabelstedt.
Totally Instagram.
1029
01:14:33,990 --> 01:14:35,040
Thanks.
1030
01:14:36,660 --> 01:14:40,790
So, shall we look at your work
and critique it together?
1031
01:14:42,210 --> 01:14:43,500
Swag, eh?
1032
01:14:44,590 --> 01:14:46,260
Swag-etti yolognese, Burak.
1033
01:14:50,880 --> 01:14:53,230
Good thing
you're not in my English class.
1034
01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:56,520
How would you grade it, Burak?
1035
01:14:56,890 --> 01:14:59,110
Hey, an A, of course.
- Dunno about that.
1036
01:14:59,430 --> 01:15:01,900
Shit. Cops. Scramble.
- Police! Halt!
1037
01:15:10,530 --> 01:15:11,530
Come on.
1038
01:15:24,750 --> 01:15:25,880
OK.
1039
01:15:31,630 --> 01:15:34,510
That's not the first time
you've run from the police, is it?
1040
01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:38,060
I stole a CD once.
1041
01:15:44,770 --> 01:15:46,990
That's special waste.
For a recycling station.
1042
01:15:48,270 --> 01:15:50,820
What about some thanks
for polishing your image?
1043
01:15:55,450 --> 01:15:57,290
I swear, that was close, Mr. Miller.
1044
01:15:57,660 --> 01:15:59,460
I almost saw teacher sex.
1045
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,630
Hey there.
1046
01:16:09,500 --> 01:16:12,010
Hey, Ms. Schnabelstedt,
teachers' test today, eh?
1047
01:16:13,220 --> 01:16:14,470
Yeah, exactly, Burak.
1048
01:16:16,010 --> 01:16:17,100
Cool.
1049
01:16:17,430 --> 01:16:19,900
Good morning.
1050
01:16:20,220 --> 01:16:23,650
I brought 2 pictures and I'd like
to discuss them in the context
1051
01:16:24,100 --> 01:16:25,570
of Schiller's "The Robbers".
1052
01:16:26,900 --> 01:16:28,940
Can I turn on the projector first?
1053
01:17:05,810 --> 01:17:07,400
Thank you, class.
1054
01:17:09,690 --> 01:17:11,490
Not bad, Ms. Schnabelstedt. Not bad.
1055
01:17:12,110 --> 01:17:15,110
It seems you do have some ability
to assert yourself.
1056
01:17:15,490 --> 01:17:17,080
I'm glad. Good.
1057
01:17:17,610 --> 01:17:18,870
Thank you.
1058
01:17:22,030 --> 01:17:23,880
And why were you so nice?
1059
01:17:24,200 --> 01:17:26,670
Because you and Mr. Miller
are so sweet together.
1060
01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:30,130
If you hooked up it would be so hot.
- Not everything is hot.
1061
01:17:30,460 --> 01:17:32,010
You're so much prettier lately.
1062
01:17:32,590 --> 01:17:35,840
You wear your hair loose and...
yeah, beautiful.
1063
01:17:38,220 --> 01:17:42,640
Thank god private life and civility
aren't AP subjects. Now go exercise.
1064
01:17:44,970 --> 01:17:48,230
Chantal, don't light up inside.
- Yeah, OK.
1065
01:17:53,900 --> 01:17:56,240
Ms. Schnabelstedt.
He's shooting the animals.
1066
01:17:56,570 --> 01:18:00,240
No, they're sex hormones. It's always
hard to get Llamas in mating mood.
1067
01:18:00,570 --> 01:18:02,170
It's too cold for them here.
1068
01:18:02,700 --> 01:18:07,130
I thought this was an organic farm.
I don't quite get the organic aspect.
1069
01:18:07,910 --> 01:18:11,540
OK, kids, let's move on to the rabbits
so you can sketch them.
1070
01:18:13,420 --> 01:18:16,390
This is disgusting. - Let's zap
Chantal with it. - Cool.
1071
01:18:23,010 --> 01:18:24,060
Hey, Chantal.
1072
01:18:24,470 --> 01:18:26,390
No, stop, you spaz! No!
1073
01:18:32,850 --> 01:18:36,150
Was that in your ass? - I was trying
to hit Chantal, I swear.
1074
01:18:37,780 --> 01:18:38,870
Zeki, where are you?
1075
01:18:39,190 --> 01:18:42,200
First, it's outrageous
that you left me alone with your class.
1076
01:18:42,530 --> 01:18:44,450
And second, I've been shot with...
1077
01:18:44,780 --> 01:18:47,410
...ungulate.
...ungulate sex hormones
1078
01:18:47,740 --> 01:18:51,040
and I would like to see a doctor.
1079
01:18:51,370 --> 01:18:54,840
I don't think much will happen.
In Asia it's a recreational stimulant.
1080
01:18:55,170 --> 01:18:57,220
In Pandora, eh?
- Oh, god.
1081
01:18:57,550 --> 01:18:59,640
Pandora? What are you talking about?
1082
01:19:00,010 --> 01:19:01,630
Pandora is in Asia.
1083
01:19:01,970 --> 01:19:03,810
Pandora doesn't exist in real life.
1084
01:19:04,140 --> 01:19:05,600
So why was it in 3D?
1085
01:19:06,350 --> 01:19:08,600
I'm so hot. I'm so hot.
1086
01:19:09,140 --> 01:19:10,730
I'm so thirsty.
1087
01:19:16,860 --> 01:19:20,330
What's happening to her? - I'm
the hottest teacher in the world.
1088
01:19:22,700 --> 01:19:25,670
I hope I don't grow fur.
1089
01:19:26,870 --> 01:19:31,420
I couldn't stand having to shave
every day, everywhere.
1090
01:19:31,750 --> 01:19:33,250
My back...
1091
01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:36,720
and my bottom...
1092
01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:38,670
Chill out, bro.
1093
01:19:44,470 --> 01:19:45,970
Sleep, sleep, sleep...
1094
01:19:50,810 --> 01:19:53,110
Lisi, the dog was just playing
in a shit pile.
1095
01:19:53,440 --> 01:19:54,480
What are you doing?!
1096
01:19:56,150 --> 01:19:58,150
Sweetie, let me sleep a little.
1097
01:19:58,480 --> 01:19:59,780
Zeki will play with you.
1098
01:20:01,440 --> 01:20:04,070
Child services is coming today,
about my guardianship.
1099
01:20:04,990 --> 01:20:06,240
Doesn't matter.
1100
01:20:08,410 --> 01:20:10,910
Dostoyevsky, let me in there.
1101
01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:12,500
They're already on alert,
1102
01:20:12,870 --> 01:20:15,550
because she was treated
for depression as a teenager.
1103
01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:17,920
Oh, yeah, I was very sad.
1104
01:20:18,920 --> 01:20:21,470
Teenagers are always sad,
1105
01:20:21,880 --> 01:20:24,260
because nobody likes them.
1106
01:20:25,260 --> 01:20:27,260
Have you lost your marbles?
1107
01:20:28,260 --> 01:20:29,930
Thirsty.
- Hey!
1108
01:20:30,390 --> 01:20:33,690
Thanks a lot.
Now I'm going to end up in a home.
1109
01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:37,520
Good night!
1110
01:20:49,870 --> 01:20:52,040
Mr. Miller, my dear god!
1111
01:20:52,830 --> 01:20:54,500
One more won't hurt. Call me Zeki.
1112
01:20:55,410 --> 01:20:56,460
I'm Isolde.
1113
01:20:57,170 --> 01:20:59,170
What a lovely name - I mean yours.
1114
01:20:59,540 --> 01:21:00,890
Are you from the Mideast?
1115
01:21:01,250 --> 01:21:02,970
Yes, but no fear. I won't shoot.
1116
01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:09,600
Hello.
- Ms. Schnabelstedt!
1117
01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:14,650
Your boyfriend just told me
you were hit by a car. Now sit down.
1118
01:21:15,520 --> 01:21:16,730
Are you feeling better?
1119
01:21:18,440 --> 01:21:20,030
Yes, I really wanted to...
1120
01:21:20,360 --> 01:21:22,780
So, who'd like a piece of cake?
1121
01:21:23,110 --> 01:21:25,700
Now, you are...
You didn't mention
1122
01:21:26,030 --> 01:21:27,900
you were in a relationship.
1123
01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:29,450
I was doubtful,
1124
01:21:29,780 --> 01:21:32,160
you as sole guardian
for such a young child.
1125
01:21:33,030 --> 01:21:36,540
And you so young yourself.
But your parents would be very proud
1126
01:21:36,870 --> 01:21:41,000
if they could see what a wonderful
environment you've created here.
1127
01:21:41,330 --> 01:21:43,840
Yes, we get along so well.
1128
01:21:45,340 --> 01:21:47,760
Mr. Miller, no more cream.
Oh, my god.
1129
01:21:48,180 --> 01:21:49,270
My figure!
1130
01:21:49,800 --> 01:21:52,770
If anyone can handle it,
you can Ms. Sieberts.
1131
01:21:53,100 --> 01:21:55,940
But we were
on a first name basis, Zeki.
1132
01:21:56,680 --> 01:21:57,680
Of course.
1133
01:21:58,020 --> 01:22:01,150
Now you two lovebirds must tell me
how long you've been together.
1134
01:22:01,810 --> 01:22:02,860
Well...
1135
01:22:03,440 --> 01:22:04,910
Almost a year.
1136
01:22:05,230 --> 01:22:06,450
We met online.
1137
01:22:06,990 --> 01:22:08,860
Then I quickly
applied at her school,
1138
01:22:09,320 --> 01:22:11,740
so we could spend
more time together.
1139
01:22:13,950 --> 01:22:15,950
I have to say, Ms. Schnabelstedt,
1140
01:22:16,290 --> 01:22:18,330
I am totally charmed
by your partner.
1141
01:22:19,410 --> 01:22:21,130
Plus, he's an educator.
1142
01:22:22,080 --> 01:22:23,710
I really can't complain.
1143
01:22:24,460 --> 01:22:25,760
Jackpot!
1144
01:22:26,210 --> 01:22:28,510
You could even adopt a few more kids!
1145
01:22:28,840 --> 01:22:30,430
Bye-bye, Isolde!
- Bye-bye!
1146
01:22:47,980 --> 01:22:49,450
I assume you want something?
1147
01:22:50,530 --> 01:22:51,660
Forget it.
1148
01:22:53,030 --> 01:22:54,280
So why did you do it?
1149
01:23:00,250 --> 01:23:02,170
Because I know how it feels
to be alone.
1150
01:23:10,090 --> 01:23:11,260
Thank you.
1151
01:23:11,880 --> 01:23:13,230
Still high on llama?
1152
01:23:15,010 --> 01:23:16,980
No, on substitute teacher.
1153
01:23:21,810 --> 01:23:23,780
Man, you know I'm leaving soon!
1154
01:23:36,530 --> 01:23:38,410
You have reached your destination.
1155
01:23:40,200 --> 01:23:41,710
Yeah, where, you bitch?
1156
01:25:39,950 --> 01:25:43,500
1800, 1900, 2000.
1157
01:25:43,830 --> 01:25:45,200
And 50 for the glass table.
1158
01:25:48,370 --> 01:25:50,170
Here. Your new tits.
1159
01:25:51,500 --> 01:25:52,880
Really? Sweet!
1160
01:25:55,260 --> 01:25:57,930
I'll miss you.
- No South America. I can't leave.
1161
01:25:58,340 --> 01:25:59,470
But not on my account?
1162
01:26:00,340 --> 01:26:02,520
We've been friends too long.
It'd never work.
1163
01:26:03,100 --> 01:26:05,570
Because of the... the kids, man.
1164
01:26:06,520 --> 01:26:07,730
I'm all they've got.
1165
01:26:09,520 --> 01:26:11,520
I didn't know they were all orphans.
1166
01:26:12,650 --> 01:26:14,820
Seriously.
They're completely fixated on me.
1167
01:26:15,320 --> 01:26:18,070
Like little chicks that can only see
their mother's ass
1168
01:26:18,400 --> 01:26:19,870
and follow it everywhere.
1169
01:26:20,240 --> 01:26:21,490
And you're that ass.
1170
01:26:21,990 --> 01:26:24,460
Yeah, exactly.
- An ass with a heart
1171
01:26:26,790 --> 01:26:28,130
Shut it and give me a beer.
1172
01:26:28,460 --> 01:26:31,210
I have to finish "Robbers".
I need to look every word up.
1173
01:26:31,790 --> 01:26:32,920
Is it in English?
1174
01:26:33,880 --> 01:26:35,130
No, German.
1175
01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:38,920
Don't know it, eh?
1176
01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:51,610
So Moor or Spiegelberg?
1177
01:26:51,940 --> 01:26:54,560
Who has a better chance
at middle-class life?
1178
01:26:54,900 --> 01:26:56,700
Karl.
Spiegelberg is completely evil.
1179
01:26:57,030 --> 01:26:58,870
He's already done
too many bad things.
1180
01:26:59,240 --> 01:27:00,950
Karl doesn't want to be evil.
1181
01:27:03,280 --> 01:27:05,080
My god, was that right, Mr. Miller?
1182
01:27:26,430 --> 01:27:27,930
Where is my push-up bra?
1183
01:27:28,260 --> 01:27:31,990
What for? You'll look like a whore
if you squish up your mini-boobs.
1184
01:27:32,440 --> 01:27:34,150
I want my push-up bra!
1185
01:27:34,770 --> 01:27:35,990
Maike!
1186
01:27:36,310 --> 01:27:38,570
The nurse is such a great part.
And so complex.
1187
01:27:38,900 --> 01:27:40,150
Mr. Miller!
1188
01:27:40,900 --> 01:27:43,410
Are you going to grease me up?
- Are you nuts?
1189
01:27:43,990 --> 01:27:46,290
There, ask... Laura.
1190
01:27:46,620 --> 01:27:47,960
Greta?
- What?
1191
01:27:49,240 --> 01:27:52,790
That was fast. - Listen, I did Romeo
and Juliet once too - the friar.
1192
01:27:53,410 --> 01:27:56,540
It was a little strange at first,
since it was a male role,
1193
01:27:56,880 --> 01:27:58,500
but at some point it's really...
1194
01:27:59,920 --> 01:28:02,050
Mr. Miller said
you should put my cream on.
1195
01:28:03,090 --> 01:28:04,090
OK.
1196
01:28:09,890 --> 01:28:11,690
I'll just go take my seat.
1197
01:28:14,060 --> 01:28:15,360
You can use more.
1198
01:28:16,020 --> 01:28:18,570
Yeah, you need a lot.
1199
01:28:19,770 --> 01:28:21,740
Yeah, I tried
a new anabolic steroid.
1200
01:28:22,400 --> 01:28:24,120
That's totally unhealthy, you know?
1201
01:28:24,990 --> 01:28:28,240
Really? I've always done it.
Since I was 11.
1202
01:28:28,580 --> 01:28:30,700
Laura, come here please. Now.
1203
01:28:32,540 --> 01:28:35,040
Listen, Schnabelstedt.
Danger is mine.
1204
01:28:35,370 --> 01:28:36,840
He's Romeo and I'm Juliet.
1205
01:28:37,250 --> 01:28:39,800
So stay in the background
or I'll do you in.
1206
01:28:40,420 --> 01:28:42,260
Daniel? Could we warm up?
1207
01:28:43,630 --> 01:28:44,930
Go get my energy drink.
1208
01:28:48,470 --> 01:28:50,350
No, Romeo, I told you.
1209
01:28:50,680 --> 01:28:53,060
I'm not a one night stand slut.
- Let me do it.
1210
01:28:59,610 --> 01:29:00,700
Here's your drink.
1211
01:29:03,530 --> 01:29:07,120
Attention, next up are the Leibnitz
School and the Goethe School.
1212
01:29:07,450 --> 01:29:09,170
Children, please get ready.
1213
01:29:15,370 --> 01:29:17,620
I'm nauseous.
- You know Greta's part, right?
1214
01:29:17,960 --> 01:29:20,180
I think so, but...
- But I'm...
1215
01:29:25,300 --> 01:29:29,300
Julia. - You'll puke up the whole stage.
I want to win. You go change.
1216
01:29:29,760 --> 01:29:31,100
Shit group.
1217
01:29:33,010 --> 01:29:34,610
But no tongue kissing, right?
1218
01:29:37,940 --> 01:29:39,110
Use your tongue.
1219
01:29:48,700 --> 01:29:49,620
Julia?
1220
01:29:50,740 --> 01:29:52,240
Yeah, what is it?
1221
01:29:52,620 --> 01:29:54,120
Come down, let's chill.
1222
01:29:55,580 --> 01:29:57,460
I can't. I'm grounded.
1223
01:29:57,830 --> 01:29:59,080
That blows.
1224
01:30:02,290 --> 01:30:05,300
She's playing Juliet.
A Schnabelstedt has never done that.
1225
01:30:06,300 --> 01:30:07,640
Whoa, is she dead?
1226
01:30:08,130 --> 01:30:10,100
Why did you overdose?
1227
01:30:10,510 --> 01:30:12,310
Let there be coke left on your lips!
1228
01:30:17,270 --> 01:30:18,390
Don't laugh.
1229
01:30:21,400 --> 01:30:23,360
Then I want to die too!
1230
01:30:39,290 --> 01:30:40,420
Romeo!
1231
01:30:41,710 --> 01:30:42,830
Frigging junkie.
1232
01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:47,680
Fuck, I thought you were dead.
1233
01:30:48,550 --> 01:30:50,550
Didn't you get my text message?
- No, man.
1234
01:30:51,680 --> 01:30:54,770
Then I ran out of credit.
- Girl, I told you pre-paids sucked.
1235
01:30:55,100 --> 01:30:57,650
If only I'd listened to you.
- Yeah, you should have.
1236
01:31:05,690 --> 01:31:07,410
I never thought you'd do it so well.
1237
01:31:08,190 --> 01:31:09,740
It's almost a little subversive.
1238
01:31:11,280 --> 01:31:14,870
And second prize goes to
the drama club of the Goethe School.
1239
01:31:15,200 --> 01:31:16,670
Congratulations.
1240
01:31:24,460 --> 01:31:28,430
Good morning, Ms. Gerster.
- Good mor... thanks, that's fine.
1241
01:31:29,090 --> 01:31:31,220
Our first science fair
showcase in 4 years.
1242
01:31:31,550 --> 01:31:32,930
Since the dog-shit volcano.
1243
01:31:33,340 --> 01:31:34,850
What else are they submitting?
1244
01:31:35,680 --> 01:31:36,770
The robot.
1245
01:31:38,220 --> 01:31:41,440
The teacher can communicate
with the whole class with the camera.
1246
01:31:41,980 --> 01:31:45,950
You shitheads need to start
doing your homework.
1247
01:31:47,480 --> 01:31:49,610
I used Mr. Miller
for the sample sentences.
1248
01:31:50,490 --> 01:31:53,110
Ms. Gerster, now you have to try
the mascara gun.
1249
01:31:54,610 --> 01:31:55,660
Is that OK?
1250
01:31:58,370 --> 01:31:59,750
I made it all by myself.
1251
01:32:02,080 --> 01:32:04,210
Good, great.
Thanks Chantal. That's enough.
1252
01:32:04,540 --> 01:32:05,880
Yes?
- Thanks, yes! Great!
1253
01:32:10,340 --> 01:32:12,720
Sweet, Ms. Gerster.
Total smoky eyes.
1254
01:32:13,760 --> 01:32:15,140
Mr. Miller, we need to talk.
1255
01:32:15,800 --> 01:32:17,550
You're contract's up, you know that?
1256
01:32:18,180 --> 01:32:19,230
Yes, I know.
1257
01:32:19,640 --> 01:32:22,860
Good. I suspect
you're not a bad thing for this school.
1258
01:32:23,680 --> 01:32:24,810
Think about it.
1259
01:32:25,350 --> 01:32:27,610
I could get rid of
Ms. Schnabelstedt instead.
1260
01:32:29,480 --> 01:32:32,160
Don't worry.
Always need a few eager beavers.
1261
01:32:33,240 --> 01:32:34,860
Take this off, please, Chantal.
1262
01:32:37,660 --> 01:32:40,660
I don't know. It was only meant
to be temporary. - Good.
1263
01:32:40,990 --> 01:32:42,170
Your choice.
1264
01:32:42,500 --> 01:32:44,340
Thank you, children. You did well.
1265
01:32:49,880 --> 01:32:53,600
OK, inventions in the car.
We'll head to the fair after school.
1266
01:32:57,180 --> 01:32:58,350
Bye, Mr. Miller.
1267
01:33:10,360 --> 01:33:11,400
Very nice.
1268
01:33:22,160 --> 01:33:23,410
Ms. Schnabelstedt.
1269
01:33:24,450 --> 01:33:25,960
Ms. Schnabelstedt.
1270
01:33:27,580 --> 01:33:29,960
Damn it, help me.
1271
01:33:30,590 --> 01:33:31,930
Go change please.
1272
01:33:37,260 --> 01:33:38,810
Did you hurt yourself? - No.
1273
01:33:39,680 --> 01:33:41,430
OK. You go change too.
1274
01:33:57,650 --> 01:33:58,830
Hello?
1275
01:34:00,280 --> 01:34:02,330
Where are you?
I said be here at midnight.
1276
01:34:02,660 --> 01:34:05,330
Sorry, I overslept.
- Man, buy an alarm clock.
1277
01:34:05,660 --> 01:34:08,080
I need to fill the hole
by the end of the week.
1278
01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:10,920
Shit. I've got class in a minute.
1279
01:34:11,290 --> 01:34:12,670
I have class.
1280
01:34:13,000 --> 01:34:15,600
Your camouflage is getting
slightly schizo.
1281
01:34:16,460 --> 01:34:17,840
I might have a job here.
1282
01:34:18,420 --> 01:34:19,930
Zeki, come on. Forget it.
1283
01:34:20,260 --> 01:34:23,260
Let's take your money and go away,
do some coke and party.
1284
01:34:23,930 --> 01:34:26,430
That's not me anymore.
And I don't want to be that.
1285
01:34:26,770 --> 01:34:29,690
Come help me tonight.
- What do I wear in a boiler room?
1286
01:34:30,560 --> 01:34:32,860
If the bookworm finds out
I'm a bank robber,
1287
01:34:33,190 --> 01:34:34,320
I'm screwed.
1288
01:34:38,070 --> 01:34:39,200
I don't even own flats.
1289
01:34:40,070 --> 01:34:41,370
What are you doing here?
1290
01:34:43,820 --> 01:34:46,040
Zeki?
- Wait a sec. Listen to me.
1291
01:34:46,370 --> 01:34:48,120
Unbelievable. Did you dig this?
1292
01:34:49,330 --> 01:34:51,920
Don't get hysterical.
- Why did you dig a tunnel?
1293
01:34:52,540 --> 01:34:55,090
I was looking for my cash,
buried under the gym.
1294
01:34:55,420 --> 01:34:56,510
You're a criminal.
1295
01:34:56,840 --> 01:34:59,010
Were you in prison? Did you escape?
1296
01:34:59,340 --> 01:35:03,640
I did my 13 months. I don't even want
the money anymo... - 13 months!?
1297
01:35:05,140 --> 01:35:07,060
Just wait please.
1298
01:35:11,690 --> 01:35:12,690
Bro, she's fast.
1299
01:35:19,690 --> 01:35:21,740
I like teaching.
- You're insane.
1300
01:35:22,150 --> 01:35:25,030
Why? Our play almost won,
and we might win the science fair.
1301
01:35:25,370 --> 01:35:26,620
Don't touch me.
1302
01:35:27,370 --> 01:35:29,250
Is that why you pretended
to like me?
1303
01:35:30,410 --> 01:35:31,590
Was I a good cover?
1304
01:35:32,460 --> 01:35:34,830
Only at the beginning.
I wanted to tell you.
1305
01:35:35,210 --> 01:35:36,510
But I was afrai...
1306
01:35:37,550 --> 01:35:40,260
Now fuck off.
Or I swear I'll call the police.
1307
01:36:26,390 --> 01:36:28,760
Your parents will pay forever.
1308
01:36:29,510 --> 01:36:30,890
Ms. Schnabelstedt, a moment?
1309
01:36:31,220 --> 01:36:34,020
About the gym, I'm assuming.
- No, we've cleared that up.
1310
01:36:34,560 --> 01:36:37,360
We dug a tunnel
to look for Nazi treasure.
1311
01:36:37,900 --> 01:36:39,270
Excuse me?
1312
01:36:40,230 --> 01:36:41,830
We're really sorry.
1313
01:36:42,150 --> 01:36:45,500
Mr. Miller caught us. He wanted to call
our parents. - Expensive!
1314
01:36:45,820 --> 01:36:48,450
When is Mr. Miller coming back?
- He's not coming back.
1315
01:36:48,780 --> 01:36:51,500
So the test is off?
- No, of course it's not.
1316
01:36:51,830 --> 01:36:54,210
Hop hop, to class.
Chantal, Daniel, go!
1317
01:36:54,790 --> 01:36:55,790
You take it.
1318
01:37:01,710 --> 01:37:04,930
Please, Ms. Schnabelstedt,
tell him to come back.
1319
01:37:05,380 --> 01:37:09,560
No. He lied. He used me.
And he put your future at risk.
1320
01:37:09,890 --> 01:37:12,890
You'll all fail because of him.
What makes him so great?
1321
01:37:14,810 --> 01:37:15,860
He understood us.
1322
01:37:16,190 --> 01:37:18,230
Plus he is totally sweet.
1323
01:37:20,650 --> 01:37:21,650
Chantal, really.
1324
01:37:22,400 --> 01:37:24,450
This test is your last chance.
1325
01:37:24,780 --> 01:37:26,530
OK, man. Don't get worked up.
1326
01:37:28,240 --> 01:37:31,370
What are you doing?
- Our motivation pictures, man.
1327
01:37:34,790 --> 01:37:36,080
What's it supposed to be.
1328
01:37:36,410 --> 01:37:40,540
Yeah, the reason we want to improve.
Or people we want to make proud.
1329
01:37:40,920 --> 01:37:43,590
Mr. Miller taught us to do it.
He has one too.
1330
01:37:44,800 --> 01:37:46,050
A picture of a beer can?
1331
01:37:47,470 --> 01:37:49,060
Upper right drawer.
1332
01:37:59,190 --> 01:38:00,730
WHY?
1333
01:38:02,020 --> 01:38:03,620
FOR
1334
01:38:07,650 --> 01:38:08,650
Hello.
1335
01:38:09,360 --> 01:38:11,660
This is for you.
It was in my locker.
1336
01:38:11,990 --> 01:38:13,490
Please leave my classroom.
1337
01:38:15,120 --> 01:38:17,500
I've known him for 15 years.
He's good stuff.
1338
01:38:17,960 --> 01:38:19,580
Or he'd have hooked up with me.
1339
01:38:25,550 --> 01:38:26,800
Don't you have class?
1340
01:38:27,470 --> 01:38:28,510
Yes.
1341
01:38:31,090 --> 01:38:32,970
Hi there.
- Hello.
1342
01:38:39,690 --> 01:38:41,860
I've had the money for ages,
but I stayed,
1343
01:38:42,190 --> 01:38:44,490
because of the little jerks
and because of you.
1344
01:38:45,150 --> 01:38:47,030
I wanted to start over.
New job.
1345
01:38:47,780 --> 01:38:51,160
The money is proof. Pay for the gym,
so the school doesn't go broke.
1346
01:38:51,490 --> 01:38:52,990
Keep the rest for Laura.
1347
01:38:53,450 --> 01:38:56,000
Someday she'll want to go abroad
or get new tits.
1348
01:38:56,450 --> 01:39:00,380
There's no blood on the money.
So don't flip out. I'll manage.
1349
01:39:00,790 --> 01:39:04,470
I'm not good enough for you anyway.
Don't let them fuck with you. Your Zeki.
1350
01:39:04,790 --> 01:39:07,090
He'll do a break-in
if you desert him now.
1351
01:39:07,920 --> 01:39:09,850
You made him want to change.
1352
01:39:11,680 --> 01:39:12,680
Fuck.
1353
01:39:13,010 --> 01:39:15,890
You said fuck. You have to put
1 euro in the fuck frog.
1354
01:39:20,890 --> 01:39:22,570
I'd like to cheat now.
1355
01:39:22,900 --> 01:39:26,200
No, we're not allowed.
- OK, OK. What's up with you guys?
1356
01:39:26,520 --> 01:39:29,400
Fuck yourself, I'm not here.
- Shit, his mobile's off.
1357
01:39:30,610 --> 01:39:31,990
I hope he's not screwing up.
1358
01:39:34,820 --> 01:39:38,620
What is that? - I made it for you
in the burnout clinic.
1359
01:39:40,290 --> 01:39:41,460
Is it dishwasher safe?
1360
01:39:42,080 --> 01:39:44,830
You think it's shit?
- No, it's sweet. Great.
1361
01:39:46,380 --> 01:39:47,670
When can you work again?
1362
01:39:48,000 --> 01:39:49,800
Forget it. I'm retiring.
1363
01:39:50,590 --> 01:39:53,640
I have certification
for 12 weeks of dolphin therapy.
1364
01:39:53,970 --> 01:39:55,770
Ingrid, who will take your place?
1365
01:39:56,100 --> 01:39:57,350
You've gone mad.
1366
01:39:57,680 --> 01:39:58,850
Find another chump.
1367
01:39:59,180 --> 01:40:01,730
And let's dispense
with a good-bye kiss.
1368
01:40:03,980 --> 01:40:06,900
I loaded all the pornos
onto the FTP server.
1369
01:40:07,650 --> 01:40:11,070
Sorted. By anal, oral, vaginal.
- Jerome!
1370
01:40:11,570 --> 01:40:13,160
Can you track Mr. Miller's cell?
1371
01:40:13,700 --> 01:40:16,700
Negative. But the robot's
still in his car. It has a SIM card.
1372
01:40:19,660 --> 01:40:22,880
Ms. Schnabelstedt. As I recall
you were administering a test.
1373
01:40:23,210 --> 01:40:25,300
It's an emergency.
You have to take over.
1374
01:40:25,620 --> 01:40:27,800
And I can't discuss it right now.
Jerome!
1375
01:40:34,260 --> 01:40:36,230
Class! - Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
1376
01:40:38,140 --> 01:40:39,140
Sile...
1377
01:40:46,810 --> 01:40:47,860
Bro.
1378
01:40:49,020 --> 01:40:50,370
Time for a withdrawal.
1379
01:40:53,320 --> 01:40:54,490
Your piece.
1380
01:40:59,450 --> 01:41:00,580
Will it work, Jerome?
1381
01:41:06,250 --> 01:41:07,340
Zeki!
1382
01:41:09,000 --> 01:41:11,350
Excuse me!
Hush Puppies. 2 minutes.
1383
01:41:13,210 --> 01:41:17,140
OK, you had the money.
And you proved you're more than a felon.
1384
01:41:17,470 --> 01:41:18,850
What the fuck is this?
1385
01:41:19,180 --> 01:41:21,430
The gym is fucked up.
I can't come back anyway.
1386
01:41:21,760 --> 01:41:23,610
The students covered.
They love you.
1387
01:41:24,430 --> 01:41:25,780
And...
1388
01:41:26,560 --> 01:41:27,940
so do...
1389
01:41:29,810 --> 01:41:30,810
Zeki?
1390
01:41:31,150 --> 01:41:32,320
Do something Jerome.
1391
01:41:32,820 --> 01:41:34,030
I can try a satellite.
1392
01:41:34,360 --> 01:41:37,460
But it takes 2 days.
And I'll have the CIA on my tail.
1393
01:41:40,410 --> 01:41:42,030
HERO SECURITY
CASH TRANSPORT
1394
01:41:42,530 --> 01:41:43,790
Put the mask on.
1395
01:41:50,000 --> 01:41:51,300
Hello, Mr. Miller!
1396
01:41:53,420 --> 01:41:56,260
Who's the little motherfucker?
- Shut up. Let me handle it.
1397
01:41:57,930 --> 01:42:00,850
What're you doing here?
- We're shopping for tonight's punch.
1398
01:42:01,180 --> 01:42:03,810
Can you buy us schnapps?
- You put alcohol in it?
1399
01:42:04,140 --> 01:42:07,270
We want to get Ms. Gerster drunk
so she'll sing karaoke again.
1400
01:42:08,020 --> 01:42:11,400
I can't buy alcohol for you.
Ms. Schnabelstedt would freak out.
1401
01:42:11,730 --> 01:42:14,530
But it's the prom. Please, Mr. Miller
Just once.
1402
01:42:14,900 --> 01:42:16,870
Do something forbidden just this once.
1403
01:42:32,580 --> 01:42:34,130
Bro, what about money?
1404
01:42:34,750 --> 01:42:37,630
What about THE money?
Study the articles, you fuckwit.
1405
01:42:39,430 --> 01:42:42,980
Ms. Gerster said we'd get you next year.
Since you always get the losers.
1406
01:42:43,430 --> 01:42:46,150
We'll see.
- Will you shoot us with paintballs too?
1407
01:42:46,470 --> 01:42:48,730
Maybe, if you're bad.
- Great. Definitely!
1408
01:42:49,350 --> 01:42:50,650
Hey! It's red.
1409
01:43:16,300 --> 01:43:20,270
Zeki! I was so unfair. You were so great
with the kids. You really helped them.
1410
01:43:20,590 --> 01:43:23,970
I got your message too late,
we'd started. I'm on the run.
1411
01:43:24,800 --> 01:43:26,400
Oh god. It's all my fault.
1412
01:43:26,720 --> 01:43:29,020
I have to go. Hide this.
Don't look inside.
1413
01:43:29,890 --> 01:43:31,270
It's better you don't know.
1414
01:43:32,190 --> 01:43:33,190
Zeki, don't leave.
1415
01:43:33,520 --> 01:43:35,820
I like you so much.
- Me too.
1416
01:43:36,270 --> 01:43:37,570
Promise you'll wait for me?
1417
01:43:39,070 --> 01:43:41,240
How long do you have
to go underground?
1418
01:43:42,240 --> 01:43:43,490
Four or five years.
1419
01:43:44,280 --> 01:43:45,370
OK.
1420
01:43:55,580 --> 01:43:57,510
DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT?
YES, NO, MAYBE.
1421
01:44:02,340 --> 01:44:03,340
I knew you'd look.
1422
01:44:05,970 --> 01:44:06,970
Motherfucker!
1423
01:44:07,300 --> 01:44:09,150
But we don't say that in class, eh?
1424
01:44:10,310 --> 01:44:11,430
Go get changed.
1425
01:44:12,310 --> 01:44:13,780
Give me 5 minutes.
1426
01:44:34,160 --> 01:44:36,040
Don't you think I'll...
1427
01:44:42,090 --> 01:44:43,220
...kiss you.
1428
01:44:52,890 --> 01:44:54,810
I don't want to be
a criminal anymore.
1429
01:44:56,480 --> 01:44:59,320
Because of you.
- I'm not going to discuss it.
1430
01:44:59,650 --> 01:45:01,240
You can't teach anymore.
1431
01:45:01,730 --> 01:45:03,240
You square.
1432
01:45:03,820 --> 01:45:06,240
Why square? Why am I always the...
1433
01:45:11,200 --> 01:45:13,500
Mr. Miller. Upstairs.
1434
01:45:13,910 --> 01:45:14,960
Fuck.
1435
01:45:16,750 --> 01:45:18,220
You think she knows something?
1436
01:45:19,080 --> 01:45:21,300
Please explain
what you did to that class?
1437
01:45:21,670 --> 01:45:24,640
It's all my fault...
I didn't stick to the syllabus.
1438
01:45:24,970 --> 01:45:27,560
Fuck the syllabus.
I didn't say that officially.
1439
01:45:28,260 --> 01:45:30,430
I've done this job for 25 years
1440
01:45:30,760 --> 01:45:33,890
and I have never cried
correcting a German test.
1441
01:45:34,220 --> 01:45:36,650
Now, look.
Nobody got less than "satisfactory".
1442
01:45:37,190 --> 01:45:40,990
Mr. Miller, if even 2/3 of 10b
moves to upper school,
1443
01:45:41,320 --> 01:45:43,780
we'll make top 10 in city rankings.
1444
01:45:44,320 --> 01:45:46,450
I want a cafeteria fund, a new xerox,
1445
01:45:46,780 --> 01:45:48,410
and I want smartboards.
1446
01:45:49,200 --> 01:45:51,000
No more chalk fingers!
1447
01:45:51,330 --> 01:45:52,950
You'll finish out the school year.
1448
01:45:57,040 --> 01:46:00,130
But I'm not actually a teacher.
I didn't go to college,
1449
01:46:02,750 --> 01:46:04,630
and I didn't finish high school.
1450
01:46:09,220 --> 01:46:12,520
Maybe you could go to night school.
- Precisely.
1451
01:46:14,220 --> 01:46:16,320
Then we wait 5 years
until he's done,
1452
01:46:16,730 --> 01:46:19,350
until some enviro-idiot takes away
my principal job
1453
01:46:19,690 --> 01:46:23,070
and makes this a comprehensive
junior high. No, absolutely not.
1454
01:46:25,730 --> 01:46:27,080
Meaning?
1455
01:46:28,700 --> 01:46:30,790
Ms. Schnabelstedt,
you're a smarty-pants.
1456
01:46:31,490 --> 01:46:32,910
What's his GPA?
1457
01:46:38,620 --> 01:46:40,000
Uh, a 1.0?
1458
01:47:03,190 --> 01:47:05,190
Look here, it came out 2.9.
1459
01:47:05,520 --> 01:47:07,950
Congratulations
on your 2006 diploma, Mr. Miller.
1460
01:47:10,650 --> 01:47:12,370
Advanced placement art and sports.
1461
01:47:12,910 --> 01:47:14,500
Sounds realistic.
- Yes.
1462
01:47:14,870 --> 01:47:18,040
When the year's over, you'll study.
Until then, you're a teacher.
1463
01:47:18,370 --> 01:47:21,170
You get 2000 a month.
Lying to me cost you 200.
1464
01:47:21,790 --> 01:47:23,260
Isn't this illegal?
1465
01:47:23,540 --> 01:47:24,710
Right.
1466
01:47:25,040 --> 01:47:26,920
Know what else is illegal?
1467
01:47:27,250 --> 01:47:28,550
Tonight is prom
1468
01:47:28,880 --> 01:47:30,470
and I'm still not drunk enough
1469
01:47:30,800 --> 01:47:34,470
to pick up a certain single father.
1470
01:47:34,800 --> 01:47:37,400
But Ms. Gerster...
- Ms. Schnabelstedt, listen up.
1471
01:47:38,720 --> 01:47:41,270
They make fools
of teachers every day.
1472
01:47:41,770 --> 01:47:43,900
From time to time,
we need to strike back.
1473
01:47:44,810 --> 01:47:47,190
See you. Assapissimo. Drunk.
1474
01:47:47,610 --> 01:47:48,610
At the bar.
1475
01:47:48,940 --> 01:47:51,790
It's not funny.
Other people go to college for that.
1476
01:47:52,150 --> 01:47:53,500
I have a natural talent.
1477
01:47:54,320 --> 01:47:57,040
Tomorrow the syllabus.
Before you do anything in class.
1478
01:47:57,370 --> 01:47:58,410
Hey, Schnabelstedt.
1479
01:47:59,410 --> 01:48:03,260
Think about it. Starting now, you can
torture me, make me read books
1480
01:48:03,580 --> 01:48:06,760
and fuck me in free periods,
until civil service status do us part.
1481
01:48:08,090 --> 01:48:09,380
OK.
1482
01:48:15,090 --> 01:48:16,350
Hey, Ms. Schnabelstedt.
1483
01:48:16,970 --> 01:48:19,270
Is there alcohol in the punch?
1484
01:48:19,600 --> 01:48:20,720
Elisabeth!
1485
01:48:21,180 --> 01:48:22,900
Just relax for once!
1486
01:50:25,100 --> 01:50:27,320
Don't I get a kiss...
1487
01:50:27,640 --> 01:50:29,900
Welcome to our new...
1488
01:50:30,520 --> 01:50:32,400
firefighter,
1489
01:50:32,730 --> 01:50:35,200
Mr. Miller... sorry.
1490
01:50:40,280 --> 01:50:42,120
Peter Parker, go get a TV.
1491
01:50:44,620 --> 01:50:48,170
...there's a DVD ready...
1492
01:50:48,540 --> 01:50:49,920
sorry.
1493
01:50:50,870 --> 01:50:52,130
And no children's films.
1494
01:51:02,140 --> 01:51:03,760
So who wants to be a drug dealer?
1495
01:51:08,430 --> 01:51:09,560
Forgotten.
1496
01:51:10,440 --> 01:51:11,560
Excuse me.
1497
01:51:15,900 --> 01:51:16,990
Who laughed?
1498
01:51:18,820 --> 01:51:20,870
Chantal Ackerman?
- Here!
1499
01:51:40,050 --> 01:51:43,270
School inspectors could show up
at any time and give out demerits.
1500
01:51:43,800 --> 01:51:45,020
You may go undress.
1501
01:51:51,430 --> 01:51:52,650
Wait, wait.
1502
01:51:53,850 --> 01:51:57,450
Not yet. Not yet. Go back.
- Still rolling.
1503
01:51:59,480 --> 01:52:01,950
Chantal? Cry quietly.
1504
01:52:06,200 --> 01:52:08,790
They were making name tags
and smeared.
1505
01:52:10,660 --> 01:52:12,790
That was you.
- No. No.
1506
01:52:14,460 --> 01:52:16,590
I didn't show it.
- Ask me again?
1507
01:52:17,290 --> 01:52:18,340
What's the question?
1508
01:52:29,560 --> 01:52:30,730
Hello.
1509
01:52:37,520 --> 01:52:40,150
Laura, do you have to wear
dad's old shirts?
1510
01:52:43,400 --> 01:52:44,620
Who's dad, man?
1511
01:52:45,990 --> 01:52:48,660
I feel like a technical...
1512
01:52:55,790 --> 01:52:58,920
Don't be so funny. - The things
you find funny are weird.
1513
01:53:01,380 --> 01:53:03,510
Reading for the...
shooting schedule.
1514
01:53:05,840 --> 01:53:09,310
Don't jump from the pool...
from the edge...
1515
01:53:13,140 --> 01:53:14,190
Unconventional...
1516
01:53:15,850 --> 01:53:17,400
I'm really worried...
1517
01:53:21,400 --> 01:53:22,530
What?
1518
01:53:23,740 --> 01:53:24,740
Keep going.
1519
01:53:25,070 --> 01:53:26,570
Now put the dick in your mouth.
1520
01:53:29,620 --> 01:53:32,670
Can't believe I say that.
- He's breaking up. - Sorry.
1521
01:53:32,990 --> 01:53:34,090
Really.
1522
01:53:35,710 --> 01:53:38,210
Caro doesn't think it's funny.
- 15, the best age.
1523
01:53:39,790 --> 01:53:40,920
It's a penis.
1524
01:53:41,710 --> 01:53:42,800
You'll never...
1525
01:53:45,090 --> 01:53:46,390
Put the dick in your mouth.
1526
01:53:48,510 --> 01:53:50,260
Could we blow it again?
1527
01:53:54,430 --> 01:53:56,980
As if!
- The guy's a killer.
1528
01:53:57,520 --> 01:53:58,820
Elyas...
1529
01:53:59,440 --> 01:54:01,240
Underwear?
- Check yourself.
1530
01:54:02,360 --> 01:54:03,780
Tighty whities?
1531
01:54:04,980 --> 01:54:06,280
He stinks.
1532
01:54:08,660 --> 01:54:09,910
Ugh. What now?
1533
01:54:11,240 --> 01:54:13,660
I say, come down, let's chill it.
1534
01:54:14,410 --> 01:54:16,760
Chill IT?
- Yeah, CHILL it.
1535
01:54:21,330 --> 01:54:24,550
Romeo, you frigging junkie.
- Sorry.
1536
01:54:27,760 --> 01:54:29,230
Cut, thank you.
1537
01:54:30,550 --> 01:54:31,720
Who's that?
1538
01:54:36,560 --> 01:54:38,360
Sorry.
1539
01:54:41,310 --> 01:54:42,440
Sorry.
1540
01:54:43,230 --> 01:54:44,900
Is Ronny here? He's asleep.
1541
01:54:45,230 --> 01:54:46,360
He's STILL drunk.
1542
01:54:46,990 --> 01:54:48,450
Say, he's still DRUNK.
1543
01:54:48,860 --> 01:54:49,990
He's STILL drunk.
1544
01:54:50,490 --> 01:54:52,710
Say he's still DRUNK, not STILL drunk.
1545
01:54:53,370 --> 01:54:54,370
Is Ronny...
1546
01:54:55,030 --> 01:54:58,130
Is Ronny here?
- He's asleep. He's STILL DRUNK.
1547
01:55:01,670 --> 01:55:02,630
Is Ronny here?
1548
01:55:03,840 --> 01:55:05,430
He's asleep. He's STILL drunk.
1549
01:55:07,920 --> 01:55:09,390
New script page.
1550
01:55:11,010 --> 01:55:12,350
Do you need the question.
1551
01:55:13,340 --> 01:55:16,100
No, I don't need it.
He's sleeping. He's still drunk.
1552
01:55:17,720 --> 01:55:18,940
Good. OK.
1553
01:55:23,400 --> 01:55:24,610
Had I it written...
1554
01:55:25,650 --> 01:55:28,240
Had I it written, I would tear...
1555
01:55:31,570 --> 01:55:33,540
A little complicated. Again?
1556
01:55:34,120 --> 01:55:35,120
Ingrid...
1557
01:55:40,000 --> 01:55:41,540
Fuck me.
1558
01:55:46,290 --> 01:55:47,640
I can hear you.
1559
01:55:50,010 --> 01:55:52,180
Ingrid, I'm...
1560
01:55:56,300 --> 01:55:58,310
Here, your piece.
- You forgot to spritz.
1561
01:55:58,640 --> 01:56:00,190
From the top.
1562
01:56:00,890 --> 01:56:02,270
I forgot to spritz.
1563
01:56:02,640 --> 01:56:03,650
Mr. Miller, if...
1564
01:56:04,190 --> 01:56:05,440
...if even 10...
1565
01:56:06,480 --> 01:56:08,400
if even... how many?
1566
01:56:09,230 --> 01:56:10,360
More, more.
1567
01:56:13,110 --> 01:56:14,110
More, more.
1568
01:56:16,030 --> 01:56:18,910
That's all. Take a sip.
1569
01:56:19,830 --> 01:56:20,920
OK, now.
1570
01:56:23,160 --> 01:56:24,170
More, more.
1571
01:56:28,250 --> 01:56:30,630
Sorry.
- Let's do it.
1572
01:56:31,510 --> 01:56:32,510
More, more.
1573
01:56:33,680 --> 01:56:36,220
Shit. OK, now. Really. It's not...
1574
01:56:37,100 --> 01:56:38,770
Really.
- It's not funny.
1575
01:56:44,140 --> 01:56:46,520
Stop it. Don't look at me.
1576
01:56:47,400 --> 01:56:49,070
My sister and I are orphans.
1577
01:56:57,820 --> 01:57:01,200
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