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[ suspenseful music ]
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[ Schwoz snores ]
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- Poor guy got absolutely
no sleep last night.
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- How come?
- I have this theory
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that I say genius things
when I talk in my sleep.
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So I made him stand
next to my bed all night
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and write everything down.
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- Anything good?
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- Only thing I said was...
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"Taco Wednesday."
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- Ewww.
- Not your best.
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- Yeah it's not my best.
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How do we wanna mess with him?
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- Oooh. Easy -- face tattoo.
I'll grab my tat pack.
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- No no no, save your ink.
I got a better idea.
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Didn't you learn to play
the flute during quarantine?
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- No, I learned to play
the flute anytime.
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[ jaunty, Medieval-style
flute music ]
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- This was a better idea.
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[ flute music plays again ]
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- Whoa whoa whoa hold, hold.
- What?
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- I feel like
we've done this before.
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- You feel like we've dressed up
in Renaissance clothes
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and done Elizabethan dancing
while Bose plays medieval music
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through a snorepowered flute?
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- Yeah.
- Uh, no.
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- I swear I've seen
all of this before.
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I mean the costumes,
the music, the dancing...
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- I think we would have
remembered doing this.
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Now give in
to the dance, Lord Macklin!
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- Dance, Lord Macklin!
- Yeah.
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- I'd love to give in
to the dance...
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- Then do it!
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- I just can't shake the feeling
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that we've done
this exact thing before.
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Except, Bose had hiccups
while we were dancing.
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[ Bose hiccups ]
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- Oh! That's weird.
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- Oh. His hiccups
kind of works though.
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- Yeah yeah yeah.
Keep playing!
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- Give in to the dance!
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[ flute music resumes,
Bose continues to hiccup ]
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[ music ]
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- Talk!
Talk you abomination!
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Tell us where the hostages are!
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- Bak-gah! No!
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- You want me to
give him the sauce, boss?
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- Not yet. I got a hot tub
full of oil out back.
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And it's fryin' time.
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- Bak-gah! Okay! Okay!
I'll squawk!
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I'll tell you where
the hostages are cooped up!
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- Okay okay I'm really sorry,
I'm sorry,
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but it's happening again.
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- What's happening again?
- I'm having that feeling.
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Where I feel like
I've seen this all before.
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- You've seen us interrogating
a human-chicken hybrid
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using morally questionable and
possibly illegal techniques?
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- Yeah to be honest
I wasn't feeling great
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about us doing that.
- Felt good to me.
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- So anyway the hostages--
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- I'm telling you,
I've seen this all before.
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- Okaaay...
if you've seen this before,
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then you should be able to
tell us where the hostages are.
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- Well, I can tell you where
the hostages--
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- Deib Theib Beib!
Beib!
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Okay. Where are they?
- That's the thing!
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We never find out
where the hostages are.
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I mean we stop caring,
like, two minutes from now.
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- Why would we do that?
That's not who we are.
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- That just sounds like
bad storytelling.
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- I'm telling you,
we end up getting sidetracked
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by a completely
different mission
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and we never even come back
to this hostage stuff.
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- Real quick, I can just tell
you where the hostages--
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- Oh my god who cares shut up.
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AWOL, what you're experiencing
is very common phenomena
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called "deja vu."
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- Which is French for
"Wait a minute..."
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- It's a sense that people get
when they feel like
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they've been in a situation,
even though they haven't.
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- I don't feel like I've been
here before, I know I have.
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Just like I know a bird
is about is about to crash
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into that window, Brainstorm is
about to spill sauce on Volt,
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and Captain Man is about to call
Kim Danvers.
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[ bird screeches ]
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- Ahhh!
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- Ahh. Come on...
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- Okay, that was crazy.
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- Okay, couple of lucky guesses,
big whoop.
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I'll tell you what's not
going to happen --
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I am not going to call
Kim Danvers.
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PHONE VOICE:
Calling Kim Danvers...
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- No no no no no no no...
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KIM DANVERS: Captain Man!
Thank god you called!
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We're being held hostage
by Chicken Man in the--
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- Whoa. That was close.
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[ music ]
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It all just kinda happened.
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[ kids all talking at once ]
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- Stop talking!
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♪ Danger
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♪ Whoaaa-oooh
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♪ Whoaaa-oooh
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♪ Ooooh-ooooh
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♪ Danger!
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♪ One two three Force!
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[ kids in unison ]
- Emergency!
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- That's just the doorbell.
- I know.
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[ music ]
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- Bak-gah!
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[ all shouting at once ]
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- He's right there.
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- Will no one listen?
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- Everybody shaaadaaaap!
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We got a crisis on our hands.
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- I told you, the hostages are--
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- Man be quiet, shut your beak.
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- Okay I think I know
what's going on.
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I think AWOL
is predicting the future.
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- 'Cuz he's a witch!
Everyone baaaaaaack up.
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- I'm not a witch!
- He's not a witch!
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Probably.
Keep those hands hot, though.
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- The reason he's predicting
the future
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is because he's already
lived the future.
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- Uh, what?
- Well hang on buddy
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this is about to get
real confusing okay.
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- Cool cool
I'll sit this one out.
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- Yeah. You go ahead.
- Do you need a nap?
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- Do you own thing.
- Listen to me!
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AWOL already knows what's gonna
happen because for him,
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it's already happened.
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He's caught in a time loop!
We all are!
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That's the "what."
And the "who"?
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That's easy.
The Time Jerker.
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BRAINSTORM: Bom-bom-bommmmmmm!
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This song is so dramatic!
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Bom-bom-bommmmmm!
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- Who's The Time Jerker?
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He some kinda'
witch we can burn?
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- He's this time-traveling
criminal
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that Kid Danger and I fought
a buncha' times.
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We put him in
Swellview Prison,
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but somebody screamed a hole
in the wall and let him out.
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- Moving on.
- He's obviously back
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in the game
and trying to pull off
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some kind of Time Crime
right now!
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And he's screwin' everything up!
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- According to
the Man's Nest Computer,
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the Time Jerker gave up
being a criminal
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and opened a legitimate
business on Main Street.
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- I'm gonna open up a very
legitimate hole in his face.
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- This says
it's an electronics store.
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- Of course! Whatever device
he's using to control time
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it's probably just sitting
up there on the shelf!
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- That son of a chicken
is hiding in plain sight...
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- Oh!
First of all: offensive.
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But second of all:
I've been to that store.
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In fact, it's within
walking distance
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from where I hid
all the hostages--
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[ Volt, AWOL, ShoutOut and
Captain Man in unison] - Shut. Up.
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- I say we go down there,
and we tell this time-witch
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to stop messing with
my friend AWOL's head!
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- Yeah!!!
- And then we come back
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and eat this guy!
- Yeaaaahhhh!
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- Okay, okay, I'm actually
not a chicken at all...
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- Yeah, right.
- I'm a person.
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- That's exactly what
a chicken would say.
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- Brainstorm!
Let's roll.
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Schwooozzz! We're on our way to
go take down The Time Jerker!
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So! Fire up
that hot oil tub!
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SCHWOZ: Ho-kay!
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- No for real, guys.
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I'm just a guy
in a chicken costume.
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- Okay...
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- See you said "okay"
but the way you said it
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makes me think
it's not okay at all.
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- Okay...
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- See now you're doing it
and that concerns me
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because you seem like
the only responsible one here.
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[ in unison ]
- Down the tubes!
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- Oh. Mom was right.
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"Ralphie, you keep dressing
like a chicken
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and eventually
someone's gonna eat you."
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[ music ]
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- ...listen, if you don't
have the money
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to buy that hearing aid
for your son,
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you come on down here
and we'll work something out.
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Heck, if you can make it here
today by five o'clock
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well, I'll give it to
lil' Jimmy for free.
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[ giggles ] Yeah.
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Oh. Have a blessed day.
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Captain Man! Welcome to my--
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- Save it, Time Jerker!
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- Oh! I actually just go by
"Tim Jerkowski" now.
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- Well it's "Tim" for you
to get outta my head, pal!
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My brain is my own!
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- Okay, I don't know what
you've heard, but I don't--
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- You got one chance
to come clean.
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I suggest you take it.
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- Come clean about what?
- Wrong answer!
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Light him up.
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- Which one of
these devices looks like it could control time?
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- Just destroy them all.
Only way to be safe!
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- With pleasure.
- No, no, no, no, no, no--
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[ super-screams ]
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- Those TVs are so expensive.
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No not the fans.
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The fans are my favorite...
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No, no, no!
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- Next stop: An electronic waste
recycling station,
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where these items will be
safely disposed of!
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- That's right do your part.
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- Do your part.
Do your part.
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- Yeah!
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- No no!
- See what happens. Huh?
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This is what happens.
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This is what happens
when you jerk people around...
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Ya. Jerk?
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Danger Force -- LET'S GET SOME
SOFT PRETZELLLLLLLLLLLSSSS!!!
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- Whoo!!
- Pretzels!
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- But you're just.
You're just gonna leave?
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Hey! No!
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You can't just.
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Ow. Ow?
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I'm so sorry, Jimmy.
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[ music ]
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- These are
the best chicken nuggets
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I've ever had in my life.
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- That's 'cuz I made 'em
from scratch.
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- What's your secret?
- You don't wanna know.
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- C'mon...
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- No seriously if I tell you
what all these nuggets
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are made out of it will haunt
you for the rest of your lives.
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- Ray. Did you fire up the
hot tub full of oil and cook--
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- Okay, the flooding in my
apartment has been fixed!
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- Yeah.
- It's all better.
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- Hey, thank you all so much
for letting me crash here
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and for deciding
not to eat me.
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- That would have been crazy.
- Told him we--
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- It's been a great hang.
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Hey, Brainstorm, you're gonna
send me that article
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about prison reform?
- Check your e-mail.
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- You're an animal.
- No you are.
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- Well I know we
promised ourselves
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we wouldn't cry when I left
246
00:10:19,689 --> 00:10:22,724
so I'm not even gonna make
eye contact with Volt.
247
00:10:22,724 --> 00:10:26,103
- Don't look at me.
248
00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:30,137
- But I will say this --
Captain Man, I did not know
249
00:10:30,137 --> 00:10:32,793
one could make such good
chicken nuggets out of soy.
250
00:10:32,793 --> 00:10:35,413
- Soy?
- Ewww!
251
00:10:35,413 --> 00:10:37,724
- You all eat too much meat,
do your part...
252
00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,206
I said do your part!
253
00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:41,000
- Whoa whoa, wait wait wait.
254
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,931
- Relax guy it's just
plant protein...
255
00:10:42,931 --> 00:10:45,137
- No, I don't care about
the soy!
256
00:10:45,137 --> 00:10:47,068
Actually I do care
that was messed up
257
00:10:47,068 --> 00:10:49,655
don't trick me like that
ever again.
258
00:10:49,655 --> 00:10:51,344
But no, I just had
that feeling --
259
00:10:51,344 --> 00:10:53,344
where like I've seen
everything before.
260
00:10:53,344 --> 00:10:54,620
- But how could that be?
261
00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:56,310
- Yeah, we already took care of
the Time Jerker.
262
00:10:56,310 --> 00:10:59,206
- Yeah, breaking all that stuff
solved all of our problems.
263
00:10:59,206 --> 00:11:01,655
- Amen.
- Well it's still happening.
264
00:11:01,655 --> 00:11:04,206
I've definitely seen us eating
nuggies with Chicken Man
265
00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:08,620
when Brainstorm has a pretzel
around his neck.
266
00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:11,172
- That's where it went!
267
00:11:11,172 --> 00:11:13,793
- Brainstorm is about to crack
a tooth on a bone
268
00:11:13,793 --> 00:11:15,206
in that meat pretzel--
269
00:11:15,206 --> 00:11:16,000
- Ow!
270
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,655
[ everyone gasps ]
271
00:11:17,655 --> 00:11:20,275
- Schwoz is about to walk in
with one of his crazy device--
272
00:11:20,275 --> 00:11:21,793
- Look at me craaaazy device!
273
00:11:21,793 --> 00:11:23,448
[ everyone gasps ]
274
00:11:23,448 --> 00:11:25,344
- And Chicken Man is about to
get a text from his landlord
275
00:11:25,344 --> 00:11:27,827
saying that his
apartment just flooded again --
276
00:11:27,827 --> 00:11:30,413
but this time with sewage.
277
00:11:30,413 --> 00:11:31,620
[ everyone gasps ]
278
00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:33,310
- No...
please...
279
00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:35,206
[ text alert ]
280
00:11:37,517 --> 00:11:40,275
- Sewage?
281
00:11:40,275 --> 00:11:42,827
- What the heck is happening?
- Why is this still happening?!
282
00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,379
- And why is it
happening to me?!
283
00:11:44,379 --> 00:11:46,206
- We're still stuck
in a time loop.
284
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,827
We must have missed whatever
device that the Time Jerker
285
00:11:47,827 --> 00:11:49,413
is using to control time!
286
00:11:49,413 --> 00:11:51,137
- Then let's go back down there
and break more stuff!
287
00:11:51,137 --> 00:11:52,586
[ in unison ]
- Yeah!
288
00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:54,655
SCHWOZ: Wait, wait, wait!
- Stop. What what what?
289
00:11:54,655 --> 00:11:57,068
- The Time Jerker
is not messing with time!
290
00:11:57,068 --> 00:11:58,965
No one is caught in
a time loop.
291
00:11:58,965 --> 00:12:00,379
- How do you know?
292
00:12:00,379 --> 00:12:01,965
CAPTAIN MAN: You don't know
anything!
293
00:12:01,965 --> 00:12:04,655
- Why are you here?
- Shut your mouth.
294
00:12:04,655 --> 00:12:07,482
- I know enough to build
a device that can measure
295
00:12:07,482 --> 00:12:10,206
microfluctuations in
the space-time continuum
296
00:12:10,206 --> 00:12:12,620
retroactive to thirty years!
297
00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:15,620
- The only word I understood
there was "device."
298
00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:18,965
- Not even "I" or "build"?
299
00:12:18,965 --> 00:12:20,862
- Listen to me!
This device can tell me
300
00:12:20,862 --> 00:12:22,551
when anyone
is messing with time.
301
00:12:22,551 --> 00:12:26,896
Going backward, going forward
creating a time loop, anything.
302
00:12:26,896 --> 00:12:28,448
And it says no one
303
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:31,620
has been messing with time
at all for a while.
304
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:35,413
- Okay Schwoz, since you're so
quote-unquote "smart"
305
00:12:35,413 --> 00:12:37,724
then how come AWOL can
suddenly see into
306
00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,068
the quote-unquote "future"
307
00:12:39,068 --> 00:12:41,448
before it quote-unquote
"happens?"
308
00:12:41,448 --> 00:12:46,586
- Once again, you appear to have
no idea how air quotes work.
309
00:12:46,586 --> 00:12:48,827
- Pretty "sure" I do.
310
00:12:48,827 --> 00:12:52,241
- Ho-kay... I think, in the same
way that AWOL's superpower
311
00:12:52,241 --> 00:12:55,137
allows him to move his body
anywhere in space...
312
00:12:55,137 --> 00:12:56,551
- Hey, yeah, that is my thing.
313
00:12:56,551 --> 00:12:58,344
- I think his mind
is starting to
314
00:12:58,344 --> 00:13:00,689
project itself forward
through time.
315
00:13:00,689 --> 00:13:02,827
Maybe right now it's only
happening in your dreams
316
00:13:02,827 --> 00:13:06,655
and you only remember it when
it's coming true in real life.
317
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:09,793
- [ giggles ] So...
I've got a new super-power?
318
00:13:09,793 --> 00:13:11,517
- Lucky...
319
00:13:11,517 --> 00:13:13,931
- Yeah! I got two
super-powers now!
320
00:13:13,931 --> 00:13:15,793
Yeah that's what's up!
321
00:13:15,793 --> 00:13:20,206
- Orrrrr the Time Jerker is
messing with AWOL's dreams?!
322
00:13:20,206 --> 00:13:22,206
Well not on my watch!
- Let's goooo!!!
323
00:13:22,206 --> 00:13:25,482
- Whoa whoa guys -- that's not
what he's saying at all!
324
00:13:25,482 --> 00:13:27,448
- Uh, yeah.
325
00:13:27,448 --> 00:13:30,103
I don't think Time Jerker had
anything to do with this.
326
00:13:30,103 --> 00:13:31,482
I think we might have
gone down there
327
00:13:31,482 --> 00:13:33,931
and destroyed his store
for no reason at all.
328
00:13:33,931 --> 00:13:36,068
- Uh, no.
No, no.
329
00:13:36,068 --> 00:13:38,206
It wasn't for no reason --
we had fun.
330
00:13:38,206 --> 00:13:40,379
Secondly we had...
331
00:13:40,379 --> 00:13:42,000
- We got soft pretzels after?
332
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,034
- We got soft pretzels after.
So that's two reasons.
333
00:13:45,034 --> 00:13:47,586
- I... see an apology
in our future.
334
00:13:47,586 --> 00:13:49,137
- I don't apologize.
335
00:13:49,137 --> 00:13:50,758
- We need to go down there
and say we're sorry.
336
00:13:50,758 --> 00:13:55,034
- NO. No. No. No, no, no,
no, no, no.
337
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:57,724
NOPE.
338
00:13:57,724 --> 00:14:03,034
and so, in conclusion, I am...
339
00:14:03,034 --> 00:14:07,448
ssssssssss...
340
00:14:07,448 --> 00:14:10,758
I'm
ssssszzzzzzjjjjwwwwwrrrzzz...
341
00:14:10,758 --> 00:14:13,689
- Just say you're sorry!
342
00:14:13,689 --> 00:14:17,689
- I'm...
Sssssslllllorry.
343
00:14:17,689 --> 00:14:20,655
- C'mon!
- I will also accept "lorry."
344
00:14:20,655 --> 00:14:22,758
- Well I'm not lorry!
I'm not lorry at all!
345
00:14:22,758 --> 00:14:24,413
Lorry, not lorry!
346
00:14:24,413 --> 00:14:25,793
- Well all the lorries
in the world
347
00:14:25,793 --> 00:14:27,793
aren't going to get me
my store back.
348
00:14:27,793 --> 00:14:30,034
- Yeah, yeah that's too bad.
Soft pretzels now?
349
00:14:30,034 --> 00:14:31,620
- No!
- Yeah.
350
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,689
- I turned my whole life around,
you know?
351
00:14:33,689 --> 00:14:36,655
I gave up crime and I poured
half of my life savings
352
00:14:36,655 --> 00:14:37,896
into buying this store.
353
00:14:37,896 --> 00:14:42,206
I just...
I just wanted a good life.
354
00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:44,689
- This is incredibly sad.
355
00:14:44,689 --> 00:14:46,172
The soft pretzel place
just closed.
356
00:14:46,172 --> 00:14:48,379
- What?
- I hope you guys are all happy.
357
00:14:48,379 --> 00:14:51,620
- Okay, how can we repair
the harm we've caused?
358
00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:54,586
- I mean, you could all pay
for the stuff you broke.
359
00:14:54,586 --> 00:14:56,172
[ Danger Force and Captain Man
laugh ]
360
00:14:56,172 --> 00:14:57,965
- We don't pay for things.
361
00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:00,103
- Oooh! How about this--
if you took
362
00:15:00,103 --> 00:15:01,689
the other half
of your life savings
363
00:15:01,689 --> 00:15:03,620
and used it to restock the store
with all new equipment,
364
00:15:03,620 --> 00:15:05,551
we could come to
your grand re-opening!
365
00:15:05,551 --> 00:15:07,448
- Yeah. We can give you
some buzz,
366
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,655
some attention
from the local news...
367
00:15:09,655 --> 00:15:11,896
- We agree to take some selfies
with some customers...
368
00:15:11,896 --> 00:15:14,517
- Captain Man brings his giant
scissors to cut the ribbon...
369
00:15:14,517 --> 00:15:16,275
- Ah. I do love
my giant scissors...
370
00:15:16,275 --> 00:15:17,793
- Established.
371
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:20,827
- People will buy out
your whole store in one day.
372
00:15:20,827 --> 00:15:24,689
- And you can stick it to those
jerks that ruined your store!
373
00:15:24,689 --> 00:15:26,482
- Sweetie, that was us.
374
00:15:26,482 --> 00:15:29,551
- And you can stick it to us
jerks that ruined your store!
375
00:15:29,551 --> 00:15:31,517
- Okay.
376
00:15:33,413 --> 00:15:34,965
- Deal?
377
00:15:34,965 --> 00:15:37,793
- [ sighs ] Deal.
378
00:15:37,793 --> 00:15:38,793
- Yes!
- Yay!
379
00:15:38,793 --> 00:15:40,758
[ ShoutOut super-screams ]
380
00:15:43,896 --> 00:15:46,448
Lorry.
381
00:15:49,103 --> 00:15:50,793
[ News theme music ]
382
00:15:50,793 --> 00:15:53,310
- and neither the hostages
nor Chicken Man
383
00:15:53,310 --> 00:15:55,586
have been seen since.
384
00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:58,103
Quite the mystery. Mary?
385
00:15:58,103 --> 00:16:00,758
- Trent.
- You're not Mary.
386
00:16:00,758 --> 00:16:02,931
- No. I'm her stand-in.
387
00:16:02,931 --> 00:16:06,724
Mary's not here because she went
to get the deals.
388
00:16:06,724 --> 00:16:07,862
- What deals?
389
00:16:07,862 --> 00:16:10,413
- The deals in
our next top story.
390
00:16:10,413 --> 00:16:12,620
Great deals on electronic
equipment are available
391
00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:16,517
at the grand reopening of
a store owned by Tim Jerkowski,
392
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,655
formerly known as Time Jerker.
393
00:16:18,655 --> 00:16:20,655
- So Mary just left
in the middle of work?
394
00:16:20,655 --> 00:16:23,379
- Sure did.
And it's hard to blame her,
395
00:16:23,379 --> 00:16:25,758
knowing that Captain Man
and Danger Force are there
396
00:16:25,758 --> 00:16:28,793
right now, signing autographs,
taking selfies,
397
00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:31,379
and promoting
those hot, hot deals.
398
00:16:31,379 --> 00:16:33,827
- Well I like deals.
You got this?
399
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,103
- Sure do, Trent.
400
00:16:35,103 --> 00:16:37,000
- Scotty -- bring my car around.
401
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,241
Daddy's gonna get him
some deals!
402
00:16:40,896 --> 00:16:43,758
Breaking news: When I told Trent
that I had this,
403
00:16:43,758 --> 00:16:45,586
I was lying.
404
00:16:45,586 --> 00:16:50,068
I don't know what I'm doing.
405
00:16:50,068 --> 00:16:52,241
No, really, I really don't.
406
00:16:52,241 --> 00:16:56,448
[ music ]
407
00:17:01,689 --> 00:17:03,620
- Yeah.
- Yeah!
408
00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:06,275
- It'll be smoother when we do
it for real in...
409
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:07,862
thirty seconds.
410
00:17:07,862 --> 00:17:09,586
- Great cut, sir.
411
00:17:09,586 --> 00:17:10,931
- Are there a lot of people
out there?
412
00:17:10,931 --> 00:17:12,413
[ the crowd cheers ]
413
00:17:12,413 --> 00:17:14,482
- Sure sounds like it.
414
00:17:14,482 --> 00:17:16,172
- Oh man,
there's so many people.
415
00:17:16,172 --> 00:17:19,206
I see my boy Russ,
Mary Gaperman,
416
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:22,482
ulch my ex, Kendall,
Natalie Mazdah...
417
00:17:22,482 --> 00:17:26,448
- Natalie Mazdah?!
Way to bury the lead!
418
00:17:26,448 --> 00:17:28,172
- Who's ready
for some deals?!
419
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,275
[ the crowd cheers ]
420
00:17:29,275 --> 00:17:31,517
MARY:
LEMME AT THEM DEALS!
421
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:33,931
- Okay, let's cut
the real ribbon and--
422
00:17:39,344 --> 00:17:40,655
- We wouldn't do that.
423
00:17:40,655 --> 00:17:43,551
- Please stop!!
424
00:17:43,551 --> 00:17:44,931
- What were you gonna say?
425
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:48,344
- Yeah, dude.
Don't leave us hangin'.
426
00:17:48,344 --> 00:17:50,172
- We gotta get outta here.
- What?
427
00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:51,862
- I said we gotta
get outta here!
428
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:54,517
- Aw man I'd love to,
but we kinda' promised this bozo
429
00:17:54,517 --> 00:17:56,241
we'd stick around--
- Listen!
430
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,827
I just had a vision.
431
00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:00,068
But not in a dream -- this time
it happened in real life!
432
00:18:00,068 --> 00:18:01,586
- I just had a vision, too.
433
00:18:01,586 --> 00:18:03,724
Of all of us eatin'
boneless meat pretzels.
434
00:18:03,724 --> 00:18:05,310
- Oooo.
- Sure. Fine.
435
00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:06,827
But we gotta
get outta here now.
436
00:18:06,827 --> 00:18:08,965
- Why?
- I just had a vision of the future!
437
00:18:08,965 --> 00:18:11,241
We end up wrecking this store
all over again.
438
00:18:11,241 --> 00:18:12,655
[ Captain Man, Brainstorm, Volt
and ShoutOut in unison ] - Whaaaaaaaaaaat?!
439
00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:13,931
[ gasps ]
440
00:18:13,931 --> 00:18:15,448
- We wouldn't do that.
441
00:18:15,448 --> 00:18:17,206
- That's exactly what you said
in the vision!
442
00:18:17,206 --> 00:18:18,965
Kyle was there...
- Kyle?!
443
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:20,034
- From The Beatin' Dungeon?!
444
00:18:20,034 --> 00:18:21,655
- Takeout and Mr. Nice Guy, too!
445
00:18:21,655 --> 00:18:24,310
- Oh sure like Kyle,
and Takeout, and Mr. Nice Guy
446
00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:26,689
are just gonna come strollin'
through that door saying--
447
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:28,103
- Ding dong!
448
00:18:28,103 --> 00:18:29,103
- Well I'll be darned.
449
00:18:29,103 --> 00:18:31,551
- We have to leave.
450
00:18:31,551 --> 00:18:33,000
- Maybe we should...
451
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,827
- If you jerks are here for
the grand opening,
452
00:18:34,827 --> 00:18:37,000
you're gonna have to wait
in line like everybody else.
453
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,068
- [ laughs ]
We're not here to shop...
454
00:18:39,068 --> 00:18:42,517
although I do see some
pretty sweet deals.
455
00:18:42,517 --> 00:18:44,827
- We're here for you,
Time Jerker!
456
00:18:44,827 --> 00:18:47,862
- Oh I'm actually just
Tim Jerkowski now.
457
00:18:47,862 --> 00:18:49,793
- We heard that. We also heard
you're working with
458
00:18:49,793 --> 00:18:52,724
Captain Man and Danger Force.
- Well, that's not entirely tr--
459
00:18:52,724 --> 00:18:54,862
- You bet your sweet biceps
he is.
460
00:18:54,862 --> 00:18:55,965
- Yeah!
- Enhhh...
461
00:18:55,965 --> 00:18:57,344
it's kind of a one time thing...
462
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:59,448
- Hey, let's just go.
Let's leave.
463
00:18:59,448 --> 00:19:02,172
- We don't like it
when one of our own turns good.
464
00:19:02,172 --> 00:19:04,344
- So we're taking you back to
The Beatin' Dungeon
465
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:07,103
to have a little chat with the
rest of the villain community.
466
00:19:07,103 --> 00:19:08,758
- And I respect
your point of view on this--
467
00:19:08,758 --> 00:19:11,379
- Over my dead body, bad guys!
- Yeah!!!
468
00:19:11,379 --> 00:19:12,655
- No!
469
00:19:12,655 --> 00:19:14,413
- Jim here is a good guy now.
470
00:19:14,413 --> 00:19:15,655
- And we're gonna
keep him that way.
471
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,068
- It's actually "Tim."
472
00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:18,965
- All right.
- Oooohhh!
473
00:19:18,965 --> 00:19:23,655
- Why don't we all just take
a deep breath and use our words.
474
00:19:23,655 --> 00:19:27,000
- Aw, I got some words...
light 'em up, Volt!
475
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:34,793
- I'll go!
Just take me!
476
00:19:34,793 --> 00:19:37,241
- [ groans ]
477
00:19:37,241 --> 00:19:40,000
- If he wants to go
just let him go!
478
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,275
- Aw c'mon.
479
00:19:41,275 --> 00:19:44,379
- Yaaaaah!
480
00:19:44,379 --> 00:19:45,620
- Please, stop!
481
00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:49,034
- Just shut up
and let us save you!
482
00:19:49,034 --> 00:19:54,379
- If you won't come with us,
we'll smash up your store!
483
00:19:54,379 --> 00:19:56,000
- Not if we smash it first,
Takeout!
484
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,034
- What if none of you
smash anything?
485
00:19:59,034 --> 00:20:02,172
- Ahhhh!
486
00:20:02,172 --> 00:20:04,103
- Aaaaahhhh!
487
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:06,413
- How'd you get over there?!
488
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:07,965
- Yaaahhh!
- Grrrrr!
489
00:20:07,965 --> 00:20:12,965
- My favorite wall!
490
00:20:12,965 --> 00:20:17,000
- Yaaahhh!
- Errrr!
491
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,724
Oww!
492
00:20:20,413 --> 00:20:23,103
- Whaaaa!
493
00:20:23,103 --> 00:20:26,344
[ Kyle laughs ]
494
00:20:26,344 --> 00:20:31,275
- Ahhhh!
495
00:20:31,275 --> 00:20:33,758
- Hyaaaaah!
- Ahhhhhhh!
496
00:20:41,655 --> 00:20:43,000
- Did I miss the deals?
497
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,758
[ super-screams ]
- GET OUTTA HERE!!!
498
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,655
- Ahhhhh!
499
00:20:51,655 --> 00:20:54,103
Ya can't smash
what ya can't see!
500
00:20:54,103 --> 00:20:57,448
Hey, hey, hey. Ya can't smash
what ya can't see!
501
00:20:57,448 --> 00:20:58,896
I said stop.
502
00:21:04,206 --> 00:21:07,758
- The deals!
They're gone!
503
00:21:07,758 --> 00:21:10,689
You people killed all the deals!
504
00:21:10,689 --> 00:21:13,965
I'm gonna go news about this!
505
00:21:20,482 --> 00:21:22,448
- Hey dude?
506
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,724
We're gonna dip.
507
00:21:26,862 --> 00:21:31,034
- I feel like you're gonna go
back to being a bad guy again...
508
00:21:31,034 --> 00:21:33,275
Yeah.
- I mean I don't blame ya.
509
00:21:33,275 --> 00:21:35,172
SHOUTOUT: I'm sorry.
510
00:21:35,172 --> 00:21:36,793
- I feel like I'd do
the exact same thing if I were in your shoes.
511
00:21:36,793 --> 00:21:39,448
- I was just so worried...
512
00:21:39,448 --> 00:21:41,206
SHOUTOUT:
Good luck as a bad guy!
513
00:21:41,206 --> 00:21:43,655
[ Captain Man laughs ]
514
00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:52,344
Maybe?
515
00:21:52,344 --> 00:21:55,275
- Hey. How 'bout this guy
gettin' a new super-power?
516
00:21:55,275 --> 00:21:57,448
- Yaaay!
- Yeah!
517
00:21:57,448 --> 00:22:00,793
- Let's go celebrate
with soft pretzels!
518
00:22:00,793 --> 00:22:02,758
[ Kyle, Takeout, Mr. Nice Guy
in unison ] - You guys gettin' soft pretzels?!
519
00:22:02,758 --> 00:22:05,344
- Hecks yeah!
- Let's goooooo!!!
520
00:22:05,344 --> 00:22:08,034
[ music ]
521
00:22:13,551 --> 00:22:15,862
♪ Always on the scene
in the nick of time ♪
522
00:22:15,862 --> 00:22:18,551
♪ The second I see trouble
I know I'll be fine ♪
523
00:22:18,551 --> 00:22:21,275
♪ I'm okay
524
00:22:21,275 --> 00:22:24,310
♪ I'm okaaaay!
525
00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:27,275
♪ Danger
526
00:22:27,275 --> 00:22:28,379
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
527
00:22:28,379 --> 00:22:29,965
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
528
00:22:29,965 --> 00:22:33,275
♪ Ooooh-ooooh
529
00:22:33,275 --> 00:22:34,275
♪ Danger!
530
00:22:34,275 --> 00:22:35,862
♪ One two three Force!
531
00:22:35,912 --> 00:22:40,462
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