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Hi, everybody,
I'm Steven Brody Stevens.

And welcome to my
daily workout video.

I am engaging the core, and so
are you, hopefully, at home.

( PHONE RINGING )
Phone.

Hello?

Andrew, what's up?

Uh-huh.
Are you serious?

Thank you, Andrew.

Booked it!

I booked a half hour
on Comedy Central.

Boston. Half hour.
I can't be stopped.

Push... and believe.

Ready? One, two and three.

Yes!

Enjoy it!

Who's going to Boston?
Me. Half hour special.

Name in light.
Believe it.

What do you think
about that, Boston?

( CROWD CHEERING )

I have a half hour special.

I mean,
I need to be confident...

in front of these cameras,
and do well.

In Boston, I'm not in LA.
I can't do LA references.

What can I say that
is allowed in Boston?

I can't do 818 'til I die.

That's a local reference.

I can't do San Fernando Valley.

I was down on Olympic
and Laurel Canyon.

Yo, that's a big
opportunity for me.

13 years of preparation,
for 21 minutes of material...

commercials included.
You got it!

Yes!
Yes! Push!

You got it! Say goodbye to the
Valley, and hello,
Massachusetts.

I'm proud of you, Brody.
Very, very proud of you.

I'm proud of me.

Yeah, we have a guy that is
trying to pick up teenagers with
a tambourine.

Come on, do your Boston accent.

Pahk ya cah in the garage.

That just sounds
like somebody who's deaf.

Pahk ya cah in the Boston yard.
Scotland Yard.

Scotland Yard is in London.

The Sox.

Going to Boston! Yes!

I need to stay on my jokes.

I need to stay away from a crowd
where they say, "Brody, you
can't do crowd work.

"You can't talk to the crowd.
You're doing a special."

You know what? I had a
conference call yesterday
while driving home.

Hey, it's Josh calling from the
world-famous Comedy Store.
You got it!

11:15PM at the Comedy Store,
I get to go up there.

If I can do an hour on Saturday
night, at the Comedy Store...

I think that will help me
prepare for Boston.

Put your hands together
and give a nice welcome...

to the fabulous Brody Stevens,
ladies and gentlemen.

Thank you.

I'm shooting my half hour
special for Comedy Central
in Boston.

I want you guys all to be there.

If you hear a laugh over there,
join in over here.

Where'd you grow up?

Grew up in San Francisco.

There's a good chance
those guys will walk out.

Wait.
Son of a bastard.

You don't walk out on me when
I'm not looking! That's a cheap
shot!

I'm preparing for Boston.

I was-- it was nothing amazing.

Oh, now you're mocking me.

I kind of just wanted
to sell my personality...

but I didn't give them
tons of jokes.

But I felt tonight, I never
totally got the audience.

Kids, get up,
because it's party time!

I've done a lot of TV.
I was known in Seattle.

Brody started doing his show...

and asked me to come on and do
the show with him.

Hello, my name is Teina Manu.

We were putting on a show,
almost by accident after
a while.

You know, we were really
proud of ourselves.

With my aunt and uncle,
for three months...

until they got sick of me.

I helped create a lot of shows.

It's time for me to step out
from behind the cameras...

and get next to them.

Teina and Brody are the
greatest.

Whoa, hey!

Teina, I'm watching the old
shows and they're funny, man.

They still stand up to this day.

Got great news, actually, booked
a half hour on Comedy Central...

and I'm gonna go up to
Seattle to do some shows
and see my uncles...

and get back to that energy
I had back in '94.

I don't know if you're heading
up there, just...

Anyway, just thought
I'd check in.

I'll talk to you later,
hopefully. All right, bye.

God, I had a lot of fire.

Go back to Seattle.

Something here, man.

Something here.

Thing with Seattle is that
it's a great spot for me
to be around...

culture and coming back 20 years
later, so it means something
to me.

They say you can never go back
home. I'm here.

Oh, jeez!

Home of Safeco Field.

Hello?

Home of Jimi Hendrix.

Home to legalized weed.

[BLEEP] these pigeons.

You're gonna throw
an 18-pound fish at me.

Yeah.

All right, I'll try it.
So you want to get that big one?

Wait, that one?
What if I drop it?

Will I be embarrassed?

You'd probably be more
embarrassed than anything.

Are you catching one?

Yeah, I mean, I'm normally
a pitcher, but I'll catch
this one.

A lot of people are watching me.
There's pressure.

All right,
where is it coming from?

It's coming from him.

Yeah.

Big ol' king!
Big ol' king!

( ALL CHEERING )

Enjoy it!

Sure.
Is it cool?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're my favorite.

What's your name?
Colin.

Colin.
Dude, I follow you
like every day.

This guy is the funniest guy
ever, dude.

Push!

Look at this,
this has made my whole day.

Do my eyebrows look okay?
They don't look weird?

They look like caterpillars,
like--

They look like cater--

Positive energy.

This is where
I began to public speak.

I was working.
I was selling T-shirts.

Somebody give me a T-shirt.
I want to throw a T-shirt.

Here comes a T-shirt... for you!
Boom.

You got it. No receipt needed.

I'm here with Sonic Man.

Will the Sonics return to the
Jet City?

This is national,
digital cable media.

You have the chance to reach out
and connect with anywhere from
five to 15,000 people.

That's the power I have.

This is the most passionate fan
I've seen, besides myself
of course.

Let's stay positive, let's
stay focused on getting
this team back.

You want more positive energy.

It helps the community.

It's about a group of friends
hanging out at a bar.

Keep going.
Okay.

This region is too strong
and too proud...

and too-- too damn good
not to have a team here.

Thank you, Mr. Stevens.

No, thank you.

Thank you.

I'm looking for the original
Starbucks right now.

You know, because
I caused problems.

Oh!

At Starbucks.

You're gonna arrest me?
No, no.

I want you to--

This is the original Starbucks.

I come back here to reconcile.

I made mistakes.
I was aggressive.

I treated you like you shouldn't
have been treated.

I was out of control.

You startled baristas,
you upset customers.

And I come back to Seattle,
knowing that this is the
original location.

You're an original.
I'm original.

I clean up after myself
in your restrooms.

I don't abuse your refill
system.

I don't use the same cup
all week.

I made a mistake.
Please forgive me.

I'm not extending an olive
branch. I'm extending a coffee
stirrer.

If you like to get in contact
with me, my Twitter handle is
@Brodyismefriend

The Del Roy Apartments, there
they are. This is where I lived.

Del Roy apartments, I found it.
I had a studio.

How much you think I paid rent?

$500? $600? $700? $300?

$400? $800? $750?

I paid $450. Yes!

This is where the character
Brody Stevens was born.

That's where it all happened.

That's where the Steven Brody
Stevens character was refined,
it was developed.

The windows are open, I'm gonna
climb up. Son of a bitch.

Okay, I can't make it.

And that's my bathroom right
there.

That's where I would go number
one, number two, masturbate.

And I would think that, well,
can you see my silhouette while
I'm sitting on the toilet?

Fondling myself?
I'll never know.

I was here as Steven Brody.
I left as Brody Stevens.

And I have become
Steven Brody Stevens.

Push and believe!

We're headed to my uncle's
house.

We have a small crew,
it's only four people.

How does this gate open?

This happen a lot?

It is.
How are you so thin?

I've lost 16 pounds.
Remember I had a surgery?

Oh, you had a quadruple bypass.
Bypass, yes.

Didn't you have bypass also?

I did, six years ago.

What did you have?
Quadruple bypass.

Quad-- eight bypasses right
there.

And Harry had four.
Wait, he had five.

My father, he had five?

So there's 13 bypasses.

Does that mean--
and my mom had four.

And your mom had four,
that's 17, so...

17 bypasses around me.

So, did you think that I would
make it this far in comedy?

You're in comedy?

Oh, look at this guy,
taking a shot at me.

When you first started out, and
you had that Comcast--

The cable access show.

That was disgusting.

Because I got all the porn
community behind me...

because there's nothing like
a dick slinking in your face.

See, I just don't
understand your humor.

Well, that's funny.

I know, it's a joke, and you're
so funny, I just can't stand it.

It changed the world.
It changed your life.

It changed you.

So, now where were you guys
when I went off my meds?

Became aggressive, I became
Harry Brody, Jr.

We were in Palm Springs
visiting your mom.

Oh, you were in Palm Springs
with my mom having a good time.

Playing golf.
Playing golf.

I was not surprised that you
decided to go cold turkey.

Because that's Harry.

If Steven has been diagnosed as
being bipolar, and Harry had
this fluctuation...

of mad to funny, there
could be a similarity.

Steven told the story
with Dr. Drew of that.

He has an issue
with his Little League game.

It was 1982, Tarzana
Little League, in the
San Fernando Valley.

Lead off batter, Alan Nord,
was hanging out over the
plate...

trying to play head
games with me.

I threw a strike
and I hit him. You got it.

And the umpire approaches
the mound and says...

"Hey, Brody, you threw at him."

I said, "No, I didn't.
It was a strike."

There were tears running
down my face.

My dad couldn't take it.

He was in the press box,
he was doing public announcing.

He was having a great day,
and then he saw his son get
attacked by an umpire.

My dad was a private
investigator.

My dad was a body guard
for Sammy Davis Jr.'s wife.

He came out of the press box
like a bat out of hell.

Through the concession stands,
knocked over hot dogs,
snow cones, Slurpees.

Batting helmets, cleats,
comes on the field, challenge
the umpire, and said...

"You don't do that
to my son Steven."

Now my dad protected me
with rage and possibly passed
it onto me genetically.

Who knows, was he bipolar?

I got kicked out of the game.

And then we went and had
a bagel, we had lunch.

I would say that your estimation
of Harry's anger was correct.

Sometimes it takes time
for friends to find out what
their friendship is about...

then trying to make the
friendship happen.

Well, you left a message saying
you were gonna be up here.

I gave you a call, we're here,
walking around on one of the
most beautiful days of the year.

How do I feel about Boston?
Yeah.

I'm nervous. I was happy to go
back to Phoenix and like become
friends again, at least.

Let's make sure
that this is gonna rock.

Like I was doing up here
with the cable access show.

I lost that.
There was something missing.

I think if we put on another
show, that people would
come to it.

Let's do the public access show,
it's Brody and Teina...

Jews and Samoans
rule the world. Yes!

We've sort of discovered
what we are to each other.

Whoo-hoo!

Trust and believe.
Trust and believe.

I feel the Jewish power.

I feel the Samoan power.

So, yeah, Seattle,
we're on top of the world.

Cable access felt good.

I think I kind of just want to
do that show and do it for
ourselves, do it for our fans.

I told people, like,
"Brody, where did you become
so positive?"

Well, I've always been positive,
but then when I met you...

you kind of validated
my positivity.

I am 10% gay and that's
something that, you know,
you've accepted that.

I was really proud
of your development...

that you're able to now be
with a guy that you like
and that you trust.

Wait-- I-- I don't want
to be with a guy.

No, I'm saying yourself!
That's okay?

That's positive energy.

I'm excited.
Me, too..

Let's do it.
It'll be good.

I'll see you at the venue.
It's all good.

It is all good.

Excited, we did a lot
back then...

we did our shows
and people knew.

We gave Seattle a conservative
point of view, from a Jewish guy
and a Samoan guy.

Yeah, you can hear that?

MAN (O.S.)
It sounds like a big party
over there.

It's a party,
and you're invited.
Hey, right on.

We'd get fan mail, getting the
people who weren't able to call
in on the show.

Saying I tried to call
in 30 times--

( BABY CRYING )

We have to cover a little
more of some promotion...

and do it the old school way,
you gotta hit up the flyers.

Yeah, let's go find some people.

Got a show for you. Comedy show?
Yeah.

We got Brody Stevens and Teina
Manu in the studio, guys?

What are you guys
gonna do on Sunday?

We're actually gonna try to pull
off another live show like
we used to do.

We're gonna be here Sunday.
In the state.

In the state of Seattle.

It is a pleasure to be back
in the Jet City.

Balance. Hold on,
don't laugh at me.

Brody Stevens and Teina Manu,
thanks for coming in,
we really appreciate it.

Thank you, yes! Brody and Teina.

Well, that wraps up another
rendition of Brody passes
out flyers.

Here... in Seattle.

I hope we get a decent turnout.

Teina, you think we'll--
they'll turn out for our show?
For Cinco de Mayo?

You never know, you never know
who's gonna show up.

We need to change all these
cameras then to RCA.

And then through RCA,
we have the switcher
and we send it to the TV.

Maybe we get 100, maybe
we get 25, I don't know.

We're here, we're back and we
have grown with the times.

This is cable access,
this is cable podcasting. Yes!

Brody and Teina are back.

Teina Manu, let him hear it,
Teina Manu.

The Samoan energy lives.

20 years in the making, you
know, I began here in Seattle.

Found my voice in Seattle.

Now how many people remember the
cable access show that we had?

Yes! Samoan, Jewish,
connecting together.

We have family members here,
who didn't believe it
was tough love.

Let's get the show started.
I'm so nervous. I'm so excited.

A one, a two,
a one, two, three.

* Jews and Samoans
Rule the world *

* Jews and Samoans
Rule the world *

I know this guy, his name is
Alex, he's one of the all-time
greatest fans of the show.

Yeah, this guy told me about it
the first day of school.

I got on a couple times.
He got on the phone line
a couple times.

You know what Alex told me?
What did he tell you?

They would record audio
versions.

Guys, this is back
when reels had to--

This is like magnetic tape.

This is pre-internet.

You used to make audio
recordings of our show and
listen to them in class.

Yeah, yeah, that was a big deal.

This one here.
This is a love letter.

Okay.

Brody, I've been watching you
for a few weeks now and I'm
liking you more every time.

First of all, you should know,
number one, I'm over 18.

You know what I want?
More of you.

Dropping your shorts, and
gyrating, and less of Teina.

She hates me.

Vanessa, are you here,
by the way?

I want this guy to go
to Boston, rock it...

take this Seattle energy, yeah.

I want to say thank you
to that and I'm proud to call
you a friend. Thank you, Teina.

Yes! Yes!

It really worked.

I'm glad we've-- our friendship
is sort of back on the repair.

This is Teina Manu,
I'm Steven Brody Stevens.

You have just witnessed
a 20-year reunion.
Thank you, guys.

TEINA (O.S.)
It has something
to be centered around now.

Brody! Boston! Brody! Boston!

There's much more of a
camaraderie and understanding.

I really gotta give it
up to him.

Brody! Boston!

You know, it was really his
effort and hard work.

Brody! Boston! Brody! Boston!

This is Brody's journey.

I'm really proud of him.

That's funny, that's funny,
everybody.

You got it.

He got cut out of Funny People.

I want to play catch with him.

Stee-rike!
Off the table.