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BRODY (O.S.):
Push. Believe.
Then you pull it back.

Ow!

Who knocked it over, though?

Tom, you gotta [BLEEP] relax.

When you're pulling out nervous
energy, [BLEEP] happens.

I just had the Sonicare
toothbrush fall down on me...

because I got a stressed out
camera guy.

When you half-ass it,
people get hurt...

and I'm the one who gets
[BLEEP] hurt. I'm right.

He apologizes.

And you know what? I kind
of laid him out right now.

I kind of put the camera
guy on blast...

but he's still here,
he's learning from it.

He stuck up for himself in a way
where he respects me...

because you know what,
Brody's the talent,
he's one in a million.

I'm a dime-a dozen,
I'm replaceable.

Maybe I knocked over the
Sonicare toothbrush on purpose
to trigger this...

because I like to get pushed
around and slapped in the face
once in a while.

That' a camera guy
who I want on my staff.

Push and believe, you got it.
I hope my toe is broken.

Back to the shower.

Ready? One, two and three.

Yes!

Enjoy it!

* We are in the Valley Yes!

* Cruising down the street
in the Valley *

What movie is that?
Who is that right there?

Hey, Zach, it's Brody...

I wish I was in Hangover 3.

( YELLING )

Cocaine!

I have to live with that now.

You were in Hangover 1,
you did good.

You were in Hangover 2,
you were interesting.

Why aren't you in Hangover 3?
What did you do wrong?

This the biggest comedy
of all-time.

They don't work their schedule
or their scripts...

around the fact that
Brody Stevens...

has to be in this movie.
It's okay.

He'll be in, you know,
whatever the next thing is.

You're not gonna put me
in Hangover 3?

I was in Hangover 1.
I was in Hangover 2.

I should be in Hangover 3,
but I'm not.

[BLEEP] that movie.

( DANCE MUSIC PLAYING )

Westwood, California...

home of my 17-day stay
at the UCLA Psych Ward.

From the psych ward
to the streets...

Steven Brody Stevens reporting
live from the Hangover 3
premiere.

Ken Jeong, what was it
like working with Zach?

Oh, not as good as working
with Brody Stevens,
Steven Brody Stevens.

You got it.
Nothing compares to that.

Bradley!

You look great.
You look great.

He's my-- thank you.
I love you, Bradley.

Here comes Zach.
Here comes Zach.

Mr. Galifianakus,
Steven Brody Stevens.

Hey, Brody.

Are you excited
about this premiere?

What's with your look?

My fedora or my glasses?

The fedora is a terrible look.

I'm media now,
I'm not talent anymore.

Yeah, but every [BLEEP] actor
wears a fedora.

How was the vibe on the set
this go around?

Without you there?

Just in general, how was the
vibe? Did everything go smooth?

Because I was involved in the
taser scene, that was a classic.

I was on top at the Le Bua Hotel
in Bangkok, flew me out there.

Business class.

The production didn't fly you
out there, I flew you out there.

Yeah, but you had miles.

That really bothers me, Zach,
when you say you flew me out
there to Bangkok.

How do you think it
makes me feel?

I'm so proud of you, Zach.

I'm so proud of you.

Hold on,
I'm gonna Vine this.

WOMAN (O.S.)
I don't think it's gonna work.

Hold on,
stay right there, guys.

( SOFT MUSIC PLAYING )

( DIGITAL CAMERA
SHUTTER CLICKS )

Wagner, just like,
let me smoke pot when I went...

when I want.

Brody, I only have
a small nugget.

But when you said
it makes me aggressive...

that pissed me off.

But then when you said the
aggression, that [BLEEP]
pissed me off.

So now you got me back
to thinking that.

Well, don't be a [BLEEP] doctor.

You are.

Don't bring up about me smoking
pot and making aggressive.

You did.
You did today.

Pot makes me aggressive.

What makes you a doctor?

You're not a doctor,
you're a PA on my project.

Shut your mouth and get me
coffee.

The weed, he's very defiant
about.

He claims that, you know,
it's recreational.

That it doesn't affect him
negatively.

But every single doctor
and expert will tell you...

that what he has and the
medication he's on...

it's probably the worst thing
you can do.

It is pretty common for patients
in general, when given
a specific diagnosis...

like bi-polar disorder,
to resist it.

Not accept what's going on,
not accept the recommended
treatment.

Why do you want to take
pot away from me?

CAMERA (O.S.)
Because of the potential for it
to be a trigger...

that could push you
into another episode...

because you're diagnosed
as bipolar.

Are you kidding me?
I'm not bipolar.

12:45, Comedy Store, you got it.
I'll be there.

All right, bye.

Huh? What the--

Dad... you're home early.

Yeah, early enough to find
a marijuana stick under my
daughter's backpack.

It's not mine. I was holding it
for a friend.

I wasn't born yesterday.

You're bipolar. You shouldn't
be smoking marijuana.
It can trigger a relapse.

Why don't you stop smoking pot?

Because it makes me feel good
and helps with my comedy.

You're bipolar.

I'm not bipolar. I have
adult-onset autism.

No. Bipolar.

You-- you don't take that tone--

You're bipolar.
I'll take away your internet
access.

Say goodbye to MySpace.
You want to play that game?

I'm your father.

And you're bipolar.

You're bipolar.
You're bipolar.

You are bipolar.
You are bipolar.

You're bipolar.
You're bipolar.

You're bipolar.
You're bipolar.

You're bipolar.
You're bipolar.

You're bipolar.
You're bipolar.

( REPEATING )

( AUDIENCE APPLAUDS )

Bipolar sometimes will exist
on a continuum.

Somebody might be able to
contain themselves and
be very lucid and reasonable...

for a period of time
and then be reactive.

Screaming, yelling,
being agitated.

So it could go back
and forth.

BRODY STEVENS (O.S.):
I mean, I never denied
that I had a manic episode.

I denied that I'm bipolar.
Do yo--

Well, even the doctor said he
didn't know if you were bipolar.

You had-- it could have been a
combination of being off the
meds, having the antibio--

Exactly.

And the jet lag.
And the jet lag.

How would you feel if I told
you I smoked marijuana?

I'm hoping you're not,
but you probably are.

But what happens
if I'm feeling good?

Well--

I'm not saying I'm addicted to
it. I mean, I could have an
addiction...

and I know that my psychiatrist
and Dr. Tabori...

think that I can't handle it.

What is concerning, is when
somebody is taking a lot of
medication.

Smoking pot or any other drug on
top of that...

just adds to the effectiveness
of the medication.

And not necessarily
in a positive way.

Give me a break.
Who gets angry on pot?

You know what
makes me angry?

Having people think
I get angry on pot.

Dr. Tabori doesn't like when
I yell, but you know what?
I'm done seeing her.

Well, is he using the pot
that calms you...

or is he using the pot that
makes you anxious?

He's using the anxious,
I'm getting?

Well, that's the dumbest thing
in the world...

for Brody Stevens to be using
pot that makes you anxious.

Now I'm gonna get high
and get even more angry?

It makes no sense.

Are you taking your meds?
You're smoking too much pot.

Joe, reach out my hand and fall
down the [BLEEP] hill?

GIRL (O.S.):
Why don't we relax, it seems
like you're a little bit--

I'm worked up.

What are your credentials?

Show me the Emmy,
show me the apartment.

Show me the car.

That has to do with something.

In two months, done, never have
to deal with your [BLEEP] again.

Dude, you're pissed off,
because I'm right about it.

So why don't you make it
over tonight?

If you're gonna [BLEEP]
do that [BLEEP],
get the [BLEEP] out.

What?
You're a [BLEEP] evil prick.

It's over?
Get the [BLEEP] out then.

Why? Why does that come up?

No, you're not.

And I've apologized every time.

But I was in a manic rage.
All right, okay, but--

Did I yell at you?

Mm... somewhat, I think.
I don't remember.

I might have blocked it.

Blocked it?
What is this, Twitter?

Does whoever is treating you
sign off on that? Do they
let you--

They don't like it.
So, it's not a good thing.

It's not a good thing.

It's usually not with bipolar.

But, I'm fine. I'm happy.

You can trust your own insight?
Yes, I do.

Because part of these
conditions-- you lose insight
at certain times.

We had an incident yesterday,
on the set.

And I did smoke pot in between
shoots to celebrate.

Do you think that added
to the irritability, maybe?

Um...
Somehow? Somehow.

It's possible.
Right, it makes some sense.

This is how he said it,
"Go the [BLEEP] back to Venice."

I don't care. I'm here to work.
I'm here to make a show.

You have energy.
I mean, like an aggression.

Dr. Drew, I'm good.
I'll bring it down a notch.

I'm on Lamictal, I'm fine.

But I'm worried that if you
don't reel it in, you could
get rolling again.

But you're on meds, so it's
really unlikely gonna happen
on 300 Lamictal.

I'm going here to make a point.
Yeah, yeah.

And then I bring it back down,
because I'm on Lamictal.

Even with optimal treatment,
patients will relapse.

So, even if you're on
appropriate mood stabilizers...

it's not a guarantee that
you're not going to have
another episode.

You heard Dr. Drew?

He just said I take Lamictal,
so I'm not gonna have a manic
episode. He said that.

I do! I go to my doctors.

Two, three times during the
production I yelled...

and I'm getting [BLEEP]
a million phone calls?

Almost everyone working
with you...

thinks your intensity has gone
up in the last two weeks.

That's another one.
That's a fact.

Name the times in the two weeks
where I was intense?

Go ahead, Joe.
Oh, by the way, we can.

Name them. Count them.

Amped up? Yeah, because you
didn't know how to run
a [BLEEP] meeting.

MIKE (O.S.)
Brody, what's this right now?

Because he's [BLEEP] bringing
negative energy.

I know Wagner. I read it.

MIKE (O.S.)
Brody, he's concerned.

Don't conc-- then you know
what, Wagner?

Lose [BLEEP] 100 pounds
and get off a couch.

You're concerned about me?
I'm concerned about you.

MIKE (O.S.):
Brody, you're being aggressive
and you're attacking Joe.

He's bringing it on.

MIKE (O.S.):
You asked him to list
the negative things.

You're so funny.
MIKE (O.S.): You did!

Go ahead, name 'em.

See? I told you.

Then [BLEEP] quit.

Uh, not currently.

Uh, not that I'm aware of.

There are significant concerns.

He needs support, whether it's
from me or somebody else.

I think I'm in trouble again.

CAMERA (O.S.):
Why is that?
I was yelling at Joe.

I sent some mean texts
and then Iannis calling me,
but who knows?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because it has become a business
relationship, whereas...

I'm not comfortable with that.

We don't hang out
like we used to.

And that's, you know...

on a personal level,
that bums me out a little bit.

It is hard to make it,
without a partner.

It can be your best friend
in the world.

It could be a woman,
it could be a man, whatever.

To bounce [BLEEP] off of.

And apparently, you know, it
sounded like he had a great
mother.

And his sister, whatever.

But that's not enough.

Tate is a friend of mine,
who I met up in Seattle.

He had kind of the same
attitude, it's positive energy,
it's good stuff.

It's happiness, let's put
out a positive message.

That's what we did
for our cable access show.

So, I got into audience
warm-up...

and then Teina
kind of went his own way.

I built up
my professional clout...

to the point where I felt like,
Teina, come back.

I got this show. We're gonna
do the Brody and Teina.

And then I snap, I went off my
meds, I said, "Teina, you're
out. Don't come here.

"You're not involved."

He was hurt...
by me lashing out.

I'm coming out here to Arizona,
to talk at my school...

and Teina lives out here,
so you know what?

I'm gonna drive by
Teina's house.

You know, Teina, he is Samoan.
He could get violent.

HOST MC
ASU alum, comedy and actor Brody
Stevens is here...

to give you guys a little
Q & A, workshop/lecture session.

So, join me in a round
of applause welcoming
Brody Stevens.

BRODY (O.S.):
Yes!

Thank you very much,
Arizona State.

My name is Brody,
I will take off my glasses.

Where is this guy from?
What is he doing? Why is he
wearing a Bluetooth?

What's with the Magnum PI shirt?
I played baseball here.

I was a baseball player. Boom.

I took my acting class right
over here, right next door
in the other room.

At that point, I knew
I had to follow comedy.

That was my strength.

What do you want to be?

I like how she-- actor!
I like your demeanor.

I like that you're bringing it.
Good, you're eye contacting.

Who recognizes me
from The Hangover?

One person... this is a scene
from The Hangover...

So after we take their mug
shots, we bring them
on down here...

where they wait to be
interviewed by the
arresting officers.

Trust me, kids, you don't want
to be sitting on these benches.

We call this place Loserville.

BRODY (O.S.)
Thank you.

So I went to Arizona State,
lived at Cholla, played
baseball, took an acting class.

And then 15 years later,
I'm in The Hangover.

It does happen.

I had a great time,
you were a great audience.

Well, I didn't get a standing
ovation, but that's okay.

Um, I hope it gets back to a
conversation level.

That's all I'm looking for,
to be honest with you.

I just know he feels hurt...
or he's angry.

Here's his truck.

Teina!

Teina... it's Brody.

Teina... Teina.

You gonna keep
just ignoring me?

Are you surprised to see me?

You don't answer your emails,
you don't talk?

I'm sorry, is that
what you want to hear?

I apologized to a lot of people.
They forgave me.

But the one guy, my closest
friend, doesn't forgive me.

You're talking about friendship?
You're talking about
reconciliation? Forgiveness?

You got a thing in your ear,
the glas-- I mean, is this
a joke?

No, it's not a joke.

If you went off your coconut
juice, or whatever the [BLEEP]
you take...

Okay.

And you called me and you yelled
at me, I'd forgive you.

Well, look, I live in the real
world. I'm from the Samoan
Islands.

I don't live in the real world?
I pay rent.

I'm from people that are normal.
We don't go to Shutter Island.

Stop-- don't call it that!

I-- I'm just saying--

Call it-- it's a hospital.

It's not a loony bin,
it's not a nut house,
I went off my medication.

You don't think those years
we spent in Seattle
meant something?

I drove out here on my dime,
my gasoline.

Can you look around here and
sort of start to think about
how I make my money?

You do construction.

Uh-huh.
Okay.

I knew if I came out here,
you'd think I'm Mr. Hollywood.

Those are the issues
we had before.

When I thought that we were
going to be writing this show...

and you were getting me
excited, Zach's in on it,
Sarah's in on it.

I believed you.

I believed it,
it was happening.

When someone in the working
class believes someone,
and they sell equipment...

and they stop work...
Mm-hm.

and they're making cash
every day...

you going off your meds has a--
has set me back a little bit.

It affected my pocket book.
It affected my family.

So, it's good to see you,
but I kind of need to get
back to work.

Teina, I'm just coming out
here to say that...

sorry for how I acted.

The voice mails
and the angry texts.

I know that I hurt you. I know
that I said, "Hey, come out to
LA, I've got this show.

"We can get the synergy that we
had in the mid-90's."

I'm confident with being
the solo artist.

But I am not comfortable
with you not being my friend.

I kinda wanted to see, is this
guy really doing construction?

Did this guy really
get set back? And I can tell,
it's not BS.

It did affect you.

Because, yeah, it's a Sunday,
and you're working in your yard.

This is the Valley of the Sun.

Let's keep going.

We don't quit, right, Teina?

Never.

Never.

I did Conan. Comedy Central
wants to work with me.

But you know what? What's more
important than that?

I got my friend back in my life,
he's guiding me.

Teina, my new "Yes!" friend.

There it is...

the desert energy.

( TRADITIONAL MUSIC PLAYING )

You know, you feel
for your friend.

You also get mad at your friend.
You get livid.

And it's not right to get mad
at him...

because he's just not yet firing
on all those things in the brain
that need to be fired.

We're doing a show on a guy who
was in a psych ward...

and he's on medication,
but let's treat him like
everybody else.

You're two minutes late!
You're an [BLEEP]!

Oh, my god, you're
unprofessional.

You smell like pot.
Everyone's sick of you!

But I'm on meds.
Sorry.

I was in a hospital,
you can't have it both ways.

So, if I'm on meds and
I'm "bipolar", and I
have a condition...

then treat me that way.

You know, maybe you guys
don't know how to handle
a loose cannon.

You're gonna call yourself
a producer, then produce.

Nowadays, everybody thinks
it's normal.

And we all act as if it's
totally cool to be filmed
all the time.

That's [BLEEP] up.

What if you turned your [BLEEP]
off... for eight days?

What if you don't make
a TV show?

That's when the real bonkers
is gonna happen.

I mean, I wouldn't, if I were
him, he's got a deal.

He's got 12 on the air,
let's [BLEEP] go.

Let's make it funny.

Let's get writers to talk
about me being bipolar
and then let's punch it up.

And let's have cameras
around more.

Yeah, that's gonna help.

Are you kidding me? I'm gonna
smash all these cameras and all
these lights...

and put them on
a goddamn lockdown.

I don't know, I'm a hypocrite.

Bring it!
Whoo!

Bring it! Bring it!

Whoo-hoo!
Bring it!

Whoo!
Yeah!