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BRODY (O.S.): Push. Believe. Then you pull it back.

Ow!

Who knocked it over, though?

Tom, you gotta [BLEEP] relax.

When you're pulling out nervous energy, [BLEEP] happens.

I just had the Sonicare toothbrush fall down on me...

because I got a stressed out camera guy.

When you half-ass it, people get hurt...

and I'm the one who gets [BLEEP] hurt. I'm right.

He apologizes.

And you know what? I kind of laid him out right now.

I kind of put the camera guy on blast...

but he's still here, he's learning from it.

He stuck up for himself in a way where he respects me...

because you know what, Brody's the talent, he's one in a million.

I'm a dime-a dozen, I'm replaceable.

Maybe I knocked over the Sonicare toothbrush on purpose to trigger this...

because I like to get pushed around and slapped in the face once in a while.

That' a camera guy who I want on my staff.

Push and believe, you got it. I hope my toe is broken.

Back to the shower.

Ready? One, two and three.

Yes!

Enjoy it!

* We are in the Valley Yes!

* Cruising down the street in the Valley *

What movie is that? Who is that right there?

Hey, Zach, it's Brody...

I wish I was in Hangover 3.

( YELLING )

Cocaine!

I have to live with that now.

You were in Hangover 1, you did good.

You were in Hangover 2, you were interesting.

Why aren't you in Hangover 3? What did you do wrong?

This the biggest comedy of all-time.

They don't work their schedule or their scripts...

around the fact that Brody Stevens...

has to be in this movie. It's okay.

He'll be in, you know, whatever the next thing is.

You're not gonna put me in Hangover 3?

I was in Hangover 1. I was in Hangover 2.

I should be in Hangover 3, but I'm not.

[BLEEP] that movie.

( DANCE MUSIC PLAYING )

Westwood, California...

home of my 17-day stay at the UCLA Psych Ward.

From the psych ward to the streets...

Steven Brody Stevens reporting live from the Hangover 3 premiere.

Ken Jeong, what was it like working with Zach?

Oh, not as good as working with Brody Stevens, Steven Brody Stevens.

You got it. Nothing compares to that.

Bradley!

You look great. You look great.

He's my-- thank you. I love you, Bradley.

Here comes Zach. Here comes Zach.

Mr. Galifianakus, Steven Brody Stevens.

Hey, Brody.

Are you excited about this premiere?

What's with your look?

My fedora or my glasses?

The fedora is a terrible look.

I'm media now, I'm not talent anymore.

Yeah, but every [BLEEP] actor wears a fedora.

How was the vibe on the set this go around?

Without you there?

Just in general, how was the vibe? Did everything go smooth?

Because I was involved in the taser scene, that was a classic.

I was on top at the Le Bua Hotel in Bangkok, flew me out there.

Business class.

The production didn't fly you out there, I flew you out there.

Yeah, but you had miles.

That really bothers me, Zach, when you say you flew me out there to Bangkok.

How do you think it makes me feel?

I'm so proud of you, Zach.

I'm so proud of you.

Hold on, I'm gonna Vine this.

WOMAN (O.S.) I don't think it's gonna work.

Hold on, stay right there, guys.

( SOFT MUSIC PLAYING )

( DIGITAL CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS )

Wagner, just like, let me smoke pot when I went...

when I want.

Brody, I only have a small nugget.

But when you said it makes me aggressive...

that pissed me off.

But then when you said the aggression, that [BLEEP] pissed me off.

So now you got me back to thinking that.

Well, don't be a [BLEEP] doctor.

You are.

Don't bring up about me smoking pot and making aggressive.

You did. You did today.

Pot makes me aggressive.

What makes you a doctor?

You're not a doctor, you're a PA on my project.

Shut your mouth and get me coffee.

The weed, he's very defiant about.

He claims that, you know, it's recreational.

That it doesn't affect him negatively.

But every single doctor and expert will tell you...

that what he has and the medication he's on...

it's probably the worst thing you can do.

It is pretty common for patients in general, when given a specific diagnosis...

like bi-polar disorder, to resist it.

Not accept what's going on, not accept the recommended treatment.

Why do you want to take pot away from me?

CAMERA (O.S.) Because of the potential for it to be a trigger...

that could push you into another episode...

because you're diagnosed as bipolar.

Are you kidding me? I'm not bipolar.

12:45, Comedy Store, you got it. I'll be there.

All right, bye.

Huh? What the--

Dad... you're home early.

Yeah, early enough to find a marijuana stick under my daughter's backpack.

It's not mine. I was holding it for a friend.

I wasn't born yesterday.

You're bipolar. You shouldn't be smoking marijuana. It can trigger a relapse.

Why don't you stop smoking pot?

Because it makes me feel good and helps with my comedy.

You're bipolar.

I'm not bipolar. I have adult-onset autism.

No. Bipolar.

You-- you don't take that tone--

You're bipolar. I'll take away your internet access.

Say goodbye to MySpace. You want to play that game?

I'm your father.

And you're bipolar.

You're bipolar. You're bipolar.

You are bipolar. You are bipolar.

You're bipolar. You're bipolar.

You're bipolar. You're bipolar.

You're bipolar. You're bipolar.

You're bipolar. You're bipolar.

( REPEATING )

( AUDIENCE APPLAUDS )

Bipolar sometimes will exist on a continuum.

Somebody might be able to contain themselves and be very lucid and reasonable...

for a period of time and then be reactive.

Screaming, yelling, being agitated.

So it could go back and forth.

BRODY STEVENS (O.S.): I mean, I never denied that I had a manic episode.

I denied that I'm bipolar. Do yo--

Well, even the doctor said he didn't know if you were bipolar.

You had-- it could have been a combination of being off the meds, having the antibio--

Exactly.

And the jet lag. And the jet lag.

How would you feel if I told you I smoked marijuana?

I'm hoping you're not, but you probably are.

But what happens if I'm feeling good?

Well--

I'm not saying I'm addicted to it. I mean, I could have an addiction...

and I know that my psychiatrist and Dr. Tabori...

think that I can't handle it.

What is concerning, is when somebody is taking a lot of medication.

Smoking pot or any other drug on top of that...

just adds to the effectiveness of the medication.

And not necessarily in a positive way.

Give me a break. Who gets angry on pot?

You know what makes me angry?

Having people think I get angry on pot.

Dr. Tabori doesn't like when I yell, but you know what? I'm done seeing her.

Well, is he using the pot that calms you...

or is he using the pot that makes you anxious?

He's using the anxious, I'm getting?

Well, that's the dumbest thing in the world...

for Brody Stevens to be using pot that makes you anxious.

Now I'm gonna get high and get even more angry?

It makes no sense.

Are you taking your meds? You're smoking too much pot.

Joe, reach out my hand and fall down the [BLEEP] hill?

GIRL (O.S.): Why don't we relax, it seems like you're a little bit--

I'm worked up.

What are your credentials?

Show me the Emmy, show me the apartment.

Show me the car.

That has to do with something.

In two months, done, never have to deal with your [BLEEP] again.

Dude, you're pissed off, because I'm right about it.

So why don't you make it over tonight?

If you're gonna [BLEEP] do that [BLEEP], get the [BLEEP] out.

What? You're a [BLEEP] evil prick.

It's over? Get the [BLEEP] out then.

Why? Why does that come up?

No, you're not.

And I've apologized every time.

But I was in a manic rage. All right, okay, but--

Did I yell at you?

Mm... somewhat, I think. I don't remember.

I might have blocked it.

Blocked it? What is this, Twitter?

Does whoever is treating you sign off on that? Do they let you--

They don't like it. So, it's not a good thing.

It's not a good thing.

It's usually not with bipolar.

But, I'm fine. I'm happy.

You can trust your own insight? Yes, I do.

Because part of these conditions-- you lose insight at certain times.

We had an incident yesterday, on the set.

And I did smoke pot in between shoots to celebrate.

Do you think that added to the irritability, maybe?

Um... Somehow? Somehow.

It's possible. Right, it makes some sense.

This is how he said it, "Go the [BLEEP] back to Venice."

I don't care. I'm here to work. I'm here to make a show.

You have energy. I mean, like an aggression.

Dr. Drew, I'm good. I'll bring it down a notch.

I'm on Lamictal, I'm fine.

But I'm worried that if you don't reel it in, you could get rolling again.

But you're on meds, so it's really unlikely gonna happen on 300 Lamictal.

I'm going here to make a point. Yeah, yeah.

And then I bring it back down, because I'm on Lamictal.

Even with optimal treatment, patients will relapse.

So, even if you're on appropriate mood stabilizers...

it's not a guarantee that you're not going to have another episode.

You heard Dr. Drew?

He just said I take Lamictal, so I'm not gonna have a manic episode. He said that.

I do! I go to my doctors.

Two, three times during the production I yelled...

and I'm getting [BLEEP] a million phone calls?

Almost everyone working with you...

thinks your intensity has gone up in the last two weeks.

That's another one. That's a fact.

Name the times in the two weeks where I was intense?

Go ahead, Joe. Oh, by the way, we can.

Name them. Count them.

Amped up? Yeah, because you didn't know how to run a [BLEEP] meeting.

MIKE (O.S.) Brody, what's this right now?

Because he's [BLEEP] bringing negative energy.

I know Wagner. I read it.

MIKE (O.S.) Brody, he's concerned.

Don't conc-- then you know what, Wagner?

Lose [BLEEP] 100 pounds and get off a couch.

You're concerned about me? I'm concerned about you.

MIKE (O.S.): Brody, you're being aggressive and you're attacking Joe.

He's bringing it on.

MIKE (O.S.): You asked him to list the negative things.

You're so funny. MIKE (O.S.): You did!

Go ahead, name 'em.

See? I told you.

Then [BLEEP] quit.

Uh, not currently.

Uh, not that I'm aware of.

There are significant concerns.

He needs support, whether it's from me or somebody else.

I think I'm in trouble again.

CAMERA (O.S.): Why is that? I was yelling at Joe.

I sent some mean texts and then Iannis calling me, but who knows?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because it has become a business relationship, whereas...

I'm not comfortable with that.

We don't hang out like we used to.

And that's, you know...

on a personal level, that bums me out a little bit.

It is hard to make it, without a partner.

It can be your best friend in the world.

It could be a woman, it could be a man, whatever.

To bounce [BLEEP] off of.

And apparently, you know, it sounded like he had a great mother.

And his sister, whatever.

But that's not enough.

Tate is a friend of mine, who I met up in Seattle.

He had kind of the same attitude, it's positive energy, it's good stuff.

It's happiness, let's put out a positive message.

That's what we did for our cable access show.

So, I got into audience warm-up...

and then Teina kind of went his own way.

I built up my professional clout...

to the point where I felt like, Teina, come back.

I got this show. We're gonna do the Brody and Teina.

And then I snap, I went off my meds, I said, "Teina, you're out. Don't come here.

"You're not involved."

He was hurt... by me lashing out.

I'm coming out here to Arizona, to talk at my school...

and Teina lives out here, so you know what?

I'm gonna drive by Teina's house.

You know, Teina, he is Samoan. He could get violent.

HOST MC ASU alum, comedy and actor Brody Stevens is here...

to give you guys a little Q & A, workshop/lecture session.

So, join me in a round of applause welcoming Brody Stevens.

BRODY (O.S.): Yes!

Thank you very much, Arizona State.

My name is Brody, I will take off my glasses.

Where is this guy from? What is he doing? Why is he wearing a Bluetooth?

What's with the Magnum PI shirt? I played baseball here.

I was a baseball player. Boom.

I took my acting class right over here, right next door in the other room.

At that point, I knew I had to follow comedy.

That was my strength.

What do you want to be?

I like how she-- actor! I like your demeanor.

I like that you're bringing it. Good, you're eye contacting.

Who recognizes me from The Hangover?

One person... this is a scene from The Hangover...

So after we take their mug shots, we bring them on down here...

where they wait to be interviewed by the arresting officers.

Trust me, kids, you don't want to be sitting on these benches.

We call this place Loserville.

BRODY (O.S.) Thank you.

So I went to Arizona State, lived at Cholla, played baseball, took an acting class.

And then 15 years later, I'm in The Hangover.

It does happen.

I had a great time, you were a great audience.

Well, I didn't get a standing ovation, but that's okay.

Um, I hope it gets back to a conversation level.

That's all I'm looking for, to be honest with you.

I just know he feels hurt... or he's angry.

Here's his truck.

Teina!

Teina... it's Brody.

Teina... Teina.

You gonna keep just ignoring me?

Are you surprised to see me?

You don't answer your emails, you don't talk?

I'm sorry, is that what you want to hear?

I apologized to a lot of people. They forgave me.

But the one guy, my closest friend, doesn't forgive me.

You're talking about friendship? You're talking about reconciliation? Forgiveness?

You got a thing in your ear, the glas-- I mean, is this a joke?

No, it's not a joke.

If you went off your coconut juice, or whatever the [BLEEP] you take...

Okay.

And you called me and you yelled at me, I'd forgive you.

Well, look, I live in the real world. I'm from the Samoan Islands.

I don't live in the real world? I pay rent.

I'm from people that are normal. We don't go to Shutter Island.

Stop-- don't call it that!

I-- I'm just saying--

Call it-- it's a hospital.

It's not a loony bin, it's not a nut house, I went off my medication.

You don't think those years we spent in Seattle meant something?

I drove out here on my dime, my gasoline.

Can you look around here and sort of start to think about how I make my money?

You do construction.

Uh-huh. Okay.

I knew if I came out here, you'd think I'm Mr. Hollywood.

Those are the issues we had before.

When I thought that we were going to be writing this show...

and you were getting me excited, Zach's in on it, Sarah's in on it.

I believed you.

I believed it, it was happening.

When someone in the working class believes someone, and they sell equipment...

and they stop work... Mm-hm.

and they're making cash every day...

you going off your meds has a-- has set me back a little bit.

It affected my pocket book. It affected my family.

So, it's good to see you, but I kind of need to get back to work.

Teina, I'm just coming out here to say that...

sorry for how I acted.

The voice mails and the angry texts.

I know that I hurt you. I know that I said, "Hey, come out to LA, I've got this show.

"We can get the synergy that we had in the mid-90's."

I'm confident with being the solo artist.

But I am not comfortable with you not being my friend.

I kinda wanted to see, is this guy really doing construction?

Did this guy really get set back? And I can tell, it's not BS.

It did affect you.

Because, yeah, it's a Sunday, and you're working in your yard.

This is the Valley of the Sun.

Let's keep going.

We don't quit, right, Teina?

Never.

Never.

I did Conan. Comedy Central wants to work with me.

But you know what? What's more important than that?

I got my friend back in my life, he's guiding me.

Teina, my new "Yes!" friend.

There it is...

the desert energy.

( TRADITIONAL MUSIC PLAYING )

You know, you feel for your friend.

You also get mad at your friend. You get livid.

And it's not right to get mad at him...

because he's just not yet firing on all those things in the brain that need to be fired.

We're doing a show on a guy who was in a psych ward...

and he's on medication, but let's treat him like everybody else.

You're two minutes late! You're an [BLEEP]!

Oh, my god, you're unprofessional.

You smell like pot. Everyone's sick of you!

But I'm on meds. Sorry.

I was in a hospital, you can't have it both ways.

So, if I'm on meds and I'm "bipolar", and I have a condition...

then treat me that way.

You know, maybe you guys don't know how to handle a loose cannon.

You're gonna call yourself a producer, then produce.

Nowadays, everybody thinks it's normal.

And we all act as if it's totally cool to be filmed all the time.

That's [BLEEP] up.

What if you turned your [BLEEP] off... for eight days?

What if you don't make a TV show?

That's when the real bonkers is gonna happen.

I mean, I wouldn't, if I were him, he's got a deal.

He's got 12 on the air, let's [BLEEP] go.

Let's make it funny.

Let's get writers to talk about me being bipolar and then let's punch it up.

And let's have cameras around more.

Yeah, that's gonna help.

Are you kidding me? I'm gonna smash all these cameras and all these lights...

and put them on a goddamn lockdown.

I don't know, I'm a hypocrite.

Bring it! Whoo!

Bring it! Bring it!

Whoo-hoo! Bring it!

Whoo! Yeah!

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