Original subtitles

Monterey, the richest little town south of San Francisco.

Hey there were you thinking of going?

Just answer me that, will you?

Richest little town south of San Francisco...

Well, I got another idea, stranger... You ain't going nowhere without paying your fare!

I got another idea...

Where'd he go?

-Who is it? -It is I.

-Oh, Wang! -I know it is late...

Wang...

Come here...

Ohhh... stay like that.

I want see if tattoo come out good.

And has it?

Yes. Did it hurt you?

No, hardly at all.

You know I'd suffer anything for you.

Ohhhh. Wang.

More tea, little father?

Oh. No thank you.

I must say I'd like some after all that tattooing

What's written on my rear?

Message for friend.

It must be the most mysterious if... if I cannot see it.

Oh, it is.

Wang, why don't you stay? The night's long

Night is long, life is short.

Good night.

I heard about the others. You made the same tattoo on their backside too, and I'm jealous!

Italian girls speak with mouth, not with heart.

Mr Wang, there's something very strange going on at the Bank.

What? That's where my safe is!

-Hey! That's my safe! -Stay back!

What's going on?

-Where you going? -I am Mr. Wang.

I said stay where you are.

What are you doing?

That's a professional secret.

-My safe! -Stop!

Wang. What is this?

These pictures and a cookie?

Wang?

Welcome to Monterey.

The hangin' town.

This is going to cost you your neck.

And what have you done with Wang's fortune, you...

What fortune?

If he ever had one, I guess it's hidden somewhere else. You better ask his heirs.

Wang Ho Chiang.

Wang Ho Chiang

The spirits of your ancestors bless you.

We are proud to accept you among us...

...as a new teacher...

...of the noble and sacred art of Kung Fu.

Dismount.

Guards, form up.

I am looking for Wang Ho Chiang...

...on orders of the warlord.

I am he, what do you want?

Your uncle in America is dead.

And much money he had has disappeared.

You and your family have to be questioned.

I will come when sacred ceremony is over.

Take him!

This is sacrilege.

Wang Ho...

He must be brought to trial.

Then the boy will come with you...

One shows strength of character...

...in obeying one's superiors.

Go. And only in self-defense or vengeance.

I will do my duty.

The prisoner will wait outside.

You're all traitors.

The gold...

...which I entrusted to your brother Wang, to invest in the new land of America...

...has disappeared.

If you know anything...

...Speak!

Or you will die.

Speak!

Oooh, husband...

We know nothing.

I will take vengeance on your daughter!

No! No! Help me!

Brother. Help me!

Guards...

The girl is yours, take her away.

No, no!

Let me go!

Stop this.

You are very good, young man...

...but the art of kung fu cannot save your life.

You are my prisoner

I was tricked by your Uncle...

Unwisely I entrusted him with a vast fortune.

And all he did to repay me before he died was to send me that wooden figure.

The lives of all of you...

...cannot repay the evil which Wang did.

You think you are clever...

I will pit you against the best I have.

So let's see what you can do.

Honor is at stake. Yours and mine.

Halt!

Come here.

You are brave and intelligent.

And I think you can be useful in recovering my fortune.

Sire, I am...

...only too willing to do whatever if I can.

Then I will give you the chance. Find my gold in one year...

Or all of you will get... [Slicing sound]

That seemed to work pretty good.

Yeah, looks alright to me.

Maybe we'll finally have a vacant cell.

That's all you need in a town this size.

It gets all types in here from time to time.

I don't know what we'd do if we had a gang of rustlers.

That Dakota that's in there now...

Never says a word. Dumb as a dead coyote.

That's what he'll be tomorrow morning.

Don't expect anything formal in writing.

Just like this.

My dear friend...

...If you come about the inheritance...

...I'm afraid you're due for a big disappointment.

I don't understand...

He brought fortune from China.

I hear refer to him as very, very rich man in California.

That's what most people believe.

All he left in his bank account, however...

Was a mere thousand dollars.

Plus this.

Which he kept in a very strange, complicated safety box.

These pictures must have been very important...

...although I fail to see why.

'Cause your uncle was a very serious man, and not given to excesses...

Who are these?

It's written on the back side.

Backsides of the photographs, I mean to say.

Also their addresses, as you will see, which might be useful to you...

...I'm sure they'd know far more than I about your uncle Wang.

Now I'm rarely wrong...

...and my guess is...

...that the fellow who accidentally caused the death of your uncle...

Broke into the safe...

Had time to pass loot to an accomplice.

I understand.

Are gallows outside for him to hang?

That's right.

After a trial, which lasted some months...

...they decided he should die.

If you like I can...

...arrange permission for you to speak to him.

No.

If he know who I am...

He not tell me the truth.

I find way to make his acquaintance.

Well look at that. First time I've seen a dog in here.

Now what's all this?

Can't you read?

Chinese, yes.

English, little.

It says no Blacks or Chinese.

We accept dogs, accompanied.

Oh. Dog, accompanied, sir.

The dog's all right...

It's you gotta go fast.

Ya' hear me? Outside!

Ringo, Dead Eye. Come here!

If I go, dog not accompanied.

What dog drink in West, mister?

Juice of stewed Chinese.

Thousand pardons.

I no see you.

What the hell's going on here?

Well?

He started it.

He came in with a dog and refused to leave.

-What's this? -Well, obviously...

You looking for trouble kid? Go on. Beat it!

You don't want me to arrest you.

Oh yes I do, sir. Thank you.

You ungrateful little...

Leave me alone!

You know where you're going?

-To prison? -Yeah!

So they're going to hang me for finding four stupid pictures of naked women...

Now you can understand why I told you to go to hell when you came in here.

I don't seem to be having any luck with you Chinese.

You mean you no kill Mr. Wang?

And no steal fortune?

Fortune? What fortune?

No I didn't kill him. He ran into that damn explosion before I could stop him.

He speaking before he pass away?

Nothing.

All I found were those four pictures.

And a cookie.

Are they these?

Stale, at that.

Well, what does it say?

It's say...

...at bottom of every woman is fortune.

The old man's not too wrong at that.

With bottoms like these, who could help but make a fortune?

What means, bottom?

Bottom?

Ass.

Ass...

Did I say something wrong?

You see Mr. Wang my uncle.

Hey, young fella...

Lawyers paid your fine for you.

You're free to leave.

I see you.

Yeah, in hell.

Hey, sheriff.

Don't forget to wake me up early tomorrow.

I got a date, remember?

Don't make such a face...

They'd come to see you.

What the hell do you want me to do? Sing a song?

Hmm. All right, let's see.

Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey, I cry. Don't give me rye whiskey...

-...I surely will die.- You sure picked yourself a swan song.

Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey, I cry, If the ocean was whiskey and I was a duck...

...I'd dive to the bottom and never come up.

Go!

-After him! -He's getting away!

There is gun in saddle.

Ah! It's a disaster!

I think we did it.

Let's go.

Name's Dakota.

Thief by profession, bum by choice.

My name Wang Ho Chiang. Fighter by choice, traveler by necessity.

Pleased to meet you, Wang Ho.

Oh, me more pleased than you.

This eel's pretty good.

Not eel. Snake. Much better.

What the hell's that?

Chinese tea.

I thought maybe the horses might have...

You wouldn't happen to have anything stronger...?

Like liquor, maybe?

Oh yes. Chinese liquor.

Made of what...?

Rice.

Ladies drink, huh?

Not very strong.

No travel very well.

Trip on sea spoil it.

You're full of surprises.

I haven't thanked you yet for saving my neck, but why the hell did you do it?

I have to study you.

To see if you start treasure of honorable uncle.

Honorable uncle, of yours?

One honorable nut!

You see...

I must travel...

I not know this country. I need companion.

Damn.

Well now, just suppose I said I did steal the money, but I don't want to go with you?

Then what would you do?

I kill you.

Oh really?

You don't believe me...?

Try. Reach for gun.

You're kidding.

Go on. Try.

Okay.

I promise not to hurt you.

-You're pretty good. -You too.

They say you stop them from hanging you three months.

Well what else was I doing?

What are your plans?

To seek honorable uncle's four mistresses.

The ones in the pictures?

Yes.

Good.

I think your uncle told 'em something?

Nobody tell secrets to ladies...

...But they know many things without being told.

Found that out...

It is Chinese philosophy.

Philosophy?

Well, I agree'd to go with you...

Where do we start?

With American lady...

She with man called Yancey Hobbit.

Yancey Hobbit?

You know him?

Sure. He was thrown out of the army.

He blew up an arsenal, destroyed 30 cannons, and killed 60 Confederates single-handed...

Thrown out? But he hero!

It was six months after the war ended...

Where he now?

Last I heard he was...

Somewhere around Dusty City.

Yancey Hobbit' coming to town! Preacher man is on his way!

-Let's get outta here. -Outta my way.

You can't come in here deacon.

You cannot keep out a man of God.

It is written...

The wicked shall rot in hell...

I warned you before...

But you ignored me and brought scarlet women to this place to degrade you with their sin.

I mean when I say!

I will wreak vengeance In The Name Of The Lord!

The wages of sin is death!

Thus for every living being from man to animal, but seven times greater for the sinners.

Ecclesiastes, 40:11.

Well, what did I tell you?

A nice, sociable fella'.

Do you tell me...

You think we have trouble if I talk to him?

Well, that depends...

Whatcha wanna say?

Is he... I want to see... how...

Ass. Ass of his woman!

-His woman's what? What the hell... -Ass!

You know... roundish thing woman sit on.

I know damn well what it is... you'd just be committing suicide.

I want to see ass.

Now listen. Friend.

Those women back there will show you all the rounded bottoms you want for just a few dollars.

Well don't depend on me, I think you're carrying this thing too far.

Then please to forget percentage I promised you.

Alright, wait a minute.

What's your hurry...?

You must offer your suffering to redress your sin..

I'm going to purify you.

What do you want, heathen?

To be illuminated. And you are the prophet.

I shalt beckon peoples unknown to thee, Isaiah 55:5.

Enter stranger.

Don't do that.

Put a hole in your head.

I may just have to blow up this whole town.

That's Dakota.

9 1 56

My birthday.

Allow me, gracious lady.

She wear chastity belt!

Chastity belt! That'd make a good crown for you.

Don't worry about it, Ho. Come here and keep this guy covered.

Just take it easy, this won't hurt a bit.

Chilly?

She's all yours, Ho.

What a waste.

Excuse me.

What filth is he perpetrating?

I just look.

Oh no! Not another freak!

Finish.

I assure you Mr. Hoban...

...I mean no offense.

My interest...

...is purely scientific.

I shall catch you, heathen, Son of a demon.

For the mockers...

...let the stick be prepared.

For the backs of the foolish...

...Let fall the blows.

Proverbs, 48:29.

And one makes 30.

Want come with us, lady?

He'd fine me even at the end of the Earth.

And kill me, I'm sure.

I think it's best that I remain here.

We go.

Maybe bump on head make him think twice.

Come on now, what'd you find?

Only small part of Chinese puzzle.

What does that mean?

Nothing without other messages.

We have to put together with other asses.

Three more?

Which way New Mexico?

Mexico? Judging by the sun I'd say south by southwest.

Let's go.

You harlot.

You attract misfortune and bring shame upon my house.

Who was that Chinese man?

Why did he want your nudity?

Yancey. I swear. I don't know.

I've never seen it before. It's maybe because of the mar I got.

What mark, you bitch?

Don't tell me you have been branded?

That Chinese man...

...he tattooed us all on the... well...

...backside.

He used a drug, and would say we were all his treasure.

Wang's treasure...

Everyone's talking about that.

A treasure...

That's it...

If I could only find it...

...I could build a real Church.

Oh, Yancey.

Hold still, I want to copy it!

Take him away.

Step right up, folks!

Who's next to fight with the great Classy K?

Costs on $5. The odds are 20:1.

$100 to $5!

Come on, try your luck with the great Classy K. $100 to your $5!

-Who's next? -Me.

-Accept his offer. -What?

It's okay

If you say so.

One moment. That'll be $5 friend.

I'll take a check if you want, Mr. Rockefeller.

I get ready.

You got him wobbling...

Give him a couple right hooks and finish him off.

Go on.

You owe me hundred dollars.

Well if you just give me a minute.

I was just going to the hotel to fetch it.

You don't think I carry that much money on me, do ya'?

You should have more manners. What you need is a good lesson.

I want hundred dollars.

Take him, men.

Fighting again, are you?

-Yessir I was. -How much for this time?

$100.

Gotta collect it.

There's much more to be gained. Let's go.

Ahh. That's better.

You're not drinking, huh?

Look, you got your uncle's message. What more do you want?

It's just a part of message.

Now we've to, heh, find another ass, huh?

That's why we're here?

Russian mistress of Uncle Wang...

...now is wife owner of this, uh...um...

-Joint. -Ah. Joint.

I think I found solution.

Like what?

Like uh...

...visit a gambling room.

And I suppose that in the gambling room...

...you're going to win the privilege of looking at this gal's ass, huh?

Exactly.

Bold...

How about buying me a drink, cowboy?

Don't choke on it.

Thanks a lot.

I bet you throw rocks at babies, too.

Oh, you got me wrong.

I belong did the Temperance League.

Son-of-a-bitch.

I'll buy you a drink, honey.

Oh, thanks!

You are a nice boy. Champagne, Jack.

Come on now, honey...

Don't get so upset.

We must do something about my sister.

She can't help her wild nature.

What's that?

Well, I'm good and sick of her and the way she acts towards the clients who come into my saloon.

Come on, dear.

Cheer up.

Come in.

What is it?

There's a guy downstairs.

He's breaking the bank.

Red, even number 12. Red, even.

Yeah! Pay pay pay pay!

What's next?

Number 6.

-You sure? -Yes, the mathematic is exact science. Need calculator.

-Six. -No problem.

It is easy. Just weigh up all consideration...

...such as light, heat, and cold....

...Humidity and a variation such as brake pedal.

And even magnet.

Also friction of axel on wheel.

-It's so simple. -Simple?

Oh yes.

Number 6, Black.

Ahaha! Pay pay pay pay pay!

Step aside.

What's up here?

What's up...?

Hey, if you're the owner of this joint you better go find yourself another job, that's what's up.

Very funny.

-Ok, what's next... -Hey!

That ain't legal. Weapons and other instruments are not allowed in here.

Hey, what's the matter with that?

Well, let me see if you can do the same without it.

-Let's see what you and I can... -No need for that.

Number is...

Place your bets, everyone!

Number three.

3's the number!

No no! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! This is a private game. Next time.

All right, brother. Spin that wheel. Let's see what happens.

Number...

...Three!

Right there, cleaned out. Where's the money?

Gentlemen, maybe it's better if you come to my office and...

...there we can talk more, calmly.

-Well? -Let's go.

-Hey, Dakota! -Yeah?

-Your bottle. -I need that!

Well I bet this is better than what you sell downstairs.

Deducted it from what you owe us.

Excuse us, darling.

We must talk business.

No, no... stay missus.

Thank you.

Well, I guess it's useless to tell you that I can't pay you.

Well then don't tell us, pay us!

-But it's more than $100,000! -Yeah.

Where the hell am I going to get that kind of money?

We wan't no all that money, Mr. Paradine.

Now, just a minute. He doesn't speak English very well.

I repeat...

I no want money.

You out of your head?

Why don't you sit down...?

-Yeah I think... -I can give you my land in Idaho.

No land.

What's the matter with the money?

I don't understand...

Let's get to the bottom of all this.

Yes, I want bottom.

Bottom?

Bottom. Ass.

I desire to see ass of your wife.

Ahhhhh!!

Did you...? You are joking I hope?

I never joke

But why... Why is it so important this...

...it's just a bottom like all the others.

Well! So that's what you think of me, like all the others, huh?

It's just a manner of speaking, honey. Now keep your hair on.

My hair is perfectly on, thank you, but you make me mad as hell.

Don't be that way. I merely want to get to the point.

Is that so? Well the point is still my ass!

Let go of me you ungrateful brute!

All right! You want to see her ass? Look at it and don't tell me it's not worth a fortune!

But... there's no writing.

What did you expect? The New York Times?

Excuse me but, your wife...

No live one time with Mr. Wang? Rich Chinese gentleman from Monterey?

Ahh. You've got the wrong woman. You're looking for her twin sister.

You'll find her downstairs.

She has the autographed ass come.

We see twin bottom.

Hundred-thousand dollars, eh.

I've seen a lot that cost less, but I got to admit that's pretty good.

Darling.

-Well after all, he only looked at it. -I know.

A little champagne, my sweet?

Undress...

At least take your hat off.

I knew you were timid, but not to this point...

Well! Look what's here...

Ah, now.

What's gotten into you cowboy?

Let me guess...

We just came to buy you a drink.

$10 enough?

Or should it be a hundred thousand?

Sure, its enough.

What's he doing here?

Now, um... Don't get offended.

But he just wants to see you your, uh...

...Ass.

Offended? Why?

It's about time the Americans started to appreciate this national monument of mine.

Ever seen anything like it, hm?

Original, isn't he?

Yes, but it do resemble guest book at Peking Palace.

Hey! That belongs to Wang!

This is his nephew.

Asses are a family fetish.

Okay, now let's go.

Hey! You mean you pay $10 just for that?

-That's right, baby. -You want at least give me your autograph?

Hey, where are you going?

You too, cowboy.

Place your bets ladies and gentlemen. Step up and put down your money.

Place your bets. Have faith in Lady Luck.

Have faith in the Lord, Zechariah sayeth. He also sayeth that Tyre...

...built a rampart and heaped up silver like dust.

-Zechariah 9:3 -Nine three?

Too bad. Blackjack.

You lost $10, Zechariah.

Just a minute! You can't go away without payin'!

The fruit of fatigue at the game of chance.

Zechariah 14:15

Don't try t-t-to get wise with me!

Ya' hear?

Hey Deacon. How did you get in here?

What's the meaning of this?

What do you want?

Oh, that. The woman you're looking for is her twin sister. It's not my wife.

Maybe you drank one too many?

Drinkin' doesn't give you a lump on the head.

Someone hit me.

That's just your imagination.

Who'd want to hit a nice boy like you?

Me for instance!

You see!

I told you!

Brazen woman! I want to see the tattooing of your Chinese lover.

Where is it?

On the moon and it cost to see it, darling.

It's $5, and 20% discount for groups.

-Gordon Barkley? -Yes. He very rich. Have own train...

...So no can be bought.

How the hell you going to do it this time?

Better not use violence.

So, with good manners.

Oh, good manners. Suuure, sure.

We'll just go up to him and say, um...

Pardon, my Lord, but would you, by chance...

...be contrary to the request of having a glance at your wife's ass?

Absolutely nothing contrary, old chap.

I imagine it's necessary.

Even if it's a funny way of expressing it.

Come aboard, will you? Come aboard.

I say, now. Weren't you at Eton in '75?

No. Sing Sing. Same year.

Oh, a new public school, I imagine. Come in, come in, won't you?

Come in, come in.

I believe in traveling modestly.

Yeah, I can see that.

Scotch, yes?

A good idea.

Have you been practicing long?

Yeah.

Since I was a kid I've been rather fast with my hands.

Well I suppose you surgeons have to be, don't you. Rather messy, I should think, eh?

Hey, wait a minute. I've got it.

You were in the royal enclosure at Ascot two years ago with the Prince of Wales.

I never forget a face, you know.

No, I'm sorry.

I knew I was right.

Now to return to my wife, would you like to see her immediately?

As long as you don't mind.

Why should I?

Jeeves, let her ladyship know that the doctor has arrived, would you?

And tell her he is an intimate of the Prince of Wales.

-How. -Thank you.

How?

Yes. He claims that Americans really rebels...

...and that Indian is the one and only official language of the United States.

Shall we go in?

No, just a minute. He's the, uh...

Me doctor.

Oh. I didn't know the Prince of Wales had a Chinese physician.

But then, His Highness is really quite unique.

Not coming?

What for?

My dearest, here's the doctor...

Oh. Come in, come in.

Jeeves told you the doctor is here, didn't he?

-My Lady. -My wife suffers terribly from an acute form of sciatica.

But you'll soon be well now, my darling.

But you told me the doctor was an old man.

And had a white beard.

You can never be sure of anything in the field of medicine, you know, my dearest.

You may examine her, doctor.

Excuse me.

Tongue.

Oh my!

No worry.

I cure you with oldest science known to man.

Acupuncture.

Human body contain many pain center.

When liquid of life not flow normal, pain build up.

Like water in dam.

-Have the hurt you? -On the contrary, I never felt better.

They must be painless needles.

How's the sciatica?

It's completely gone! Or maybe its still there but I can't feel it.

Oh, you were magnificent doctor!

Doctor, what do I owe you?

You can ask what you like.

Nothing.

Joy of curing sick body make physician richer than prince.

You say you're richer than the Prince of Wales, ol'chap...

Than I'd say your profession is rather profitable, my friend.

My lady.

The wisdom of the East.

Did you feel that too?

Hey! What are you doing with that revolver? Are you mad?

-Lionel! -Calm down, and nothing will happen to you.

Let me go!

You too?

Those two sinners got here first.

Let's go look for them

We must get to the Chinese girl before them and take her with us.

She's the only one who can translate these markings.

We'll get Calico's band to help us.

Are you all right?

Darling. You're hurt.

Oh, yes. A blow on the head.

Nothing can really hurt the skull of a true English gentleman, you know.

As for that special bottom, it's time we set a definite day for visitors.

Yes, you know. Like my castle in England.

You know, I spent 15 days in this town once.

After a $2,000 job and spent it all right here.

Say Ho, why don't you ride on ahead? I've got some business to attend to.

Business?

Yeah. You see I've got an uncle, and he left a message for me.

I think... it's auntie.

See you later.

How about a shot of whiskey for an old man who is dying of thirst.

Well now. If it isn't Mr. Dakota.

-How are ya'? -Hey girls, look who's in town!

Dakota, wasn't that a Chinese guy I saw you with outside?

Hey. A Chinese? What's a Chinese doing around here?

Well, you know I think he's out doing right now what I've got a mind to do.

It quite comforting joy....

...to hear talk of our homeland, again.

You plan to be here for long time?

Not if I do quick what I came for.

Yes, you said you are on a mission here.

Lee Hua knows this town, and she can help you if you like.

Yes, but I...

If I can be of service in any way, oh please don't hesitate to ask.

Thank you Lee Hua. You are most kind.

I think I will need much assistance from you.

I will do anything you ask.

Please no talk more of this now. It very comfortable here.

I feel I found a home with you far away from home.

Think of this house as your home.

Tell me young man...

...is there anything you have seen in America that you like?

No. I mean... I don't know.

You see...

When one working what one see not same.

I would like to show you a lot of interesting things...

...like the sunset behind the mountain, or the wind blowing across the prairie.

There are many beautiful things to see here

I happy I have you as a guide.

When I finish my work...

Now...

...I must go.

Thank you for hospitality of your house.

And especially thanks to you, Lee Hua.

I will show you out.

Hope to see you tomorrow.

You see...

...it very important.

I...

I too...

...hope to see you.

♫ Oh I'm gonna dance with the prettiest gal in town ♫ ♫ Upside down, all around ♫

♫ Dance with the prettiest gal in town ♫ ♫ Have a dance by the light of the moon ♫

Ho! If you're friends of mine, I want you to be friends of his as well.

Ho.

Don't tell me I'm drunk 'cause I know it.

Did you see the fourth ass?

What's the matter? Did the little lady refuse?

-I no ask. -You didn't ask her?

What's the matter?

You're not interested in your uncle's treasure anymore?

I interested, yes. Interested. Not easy to ask so soon.

You see they invited me to dinner. They... you know...

-Take her to Calico's camp. -Right away.

-Lee Hua! -Father don't let them take me!

If that man hadn't lost his head we wouldn't have had to burn down your home.

-Help! HelpLet me go! -Hey! Is that what you wanted, Deacon?

Yes. Thanks Calico, you can go now.

Oh. Let me go.

Get going before they kill us all!

Lee Hua. They've taken her. Help her.

Who was it? Who?

Calico and his band.

They make their hideout in old abandoned mission house.

Don't worry we save her.

Take her to China with you.

Hey! Here they come!

Take the girl. Watch her.

-You, Calico. -Yeah?

Place your men among the rocks so they can protect the mission.

Right, Deacon.

You there! Get down by the rocks. Pedro, go with him.

You also keep a lookout.

You, up on the rocks.

There's your mission.

Take it.

What the hell is this?

Your pay.

We're going to split here.

You gone mad?

No, no, no.

This very, very dangerous.

Already one innocent man die.

I go alone.

I fight for honor of my family.

You risk die for nothing.

Now that's a very pretty speech, but I'm not letting you go in there alone.

Dakota. I said no. I no change mind.

Now you listen to me, you... hard head.

I might be a thief.

I might have spent more time in jail, than a retired prison guard.

But nobody can accuse me of running out on a friend.

You don't want me to go with you? I don't give a damn!

But you can't stop me from doing what I want.

Wait a moment.

If you no what money, what you want?

Watch me.

Hello, Amigo.

I'm looking for a man by the name of Hobbit. Am I on the right road?

Si.

Not only are you on the right road...

But you arrived at your destination.

You didn't see me last night, gringo.

But I saw you and I recognize you.

Here!

You'll have killed many of my men...

Now you're going to pay.

Where is your friend?

He's out recruiting men.

Your people are doomed...

To destruction...

To purgatory.

Psalms, I think.

Psalm of Asaph. 83.

Which concludes "Let them be confused and overtaken forever, in shameless perdition."

In other words, go to hell.

Untie him.

Put him in the stable.

It'll be a pleasure.

Sancho!

It'll give you a time to freshen up your memory.

Get in there.

Go see to the horses!

I was waiting for him for three days and what did you do?

You had to shoot him... Ah. Coffee at last.

-Woah woah woah, Ho, you son of a... -Dakota!

Son of lady who passed favor for profit.

Say "Son-of-a-bitch", it's quicker.

Quick!

Amigo!

I'm looking for a man by the name of Hobbit.

Am I on the right road?

Leave him to me.

Dammit. I was just getting warmed up.

You better keep that. You might need it.

No. I no like weapons.

All right.

To each his own.

There must be some way of getting those Mexicans out in the open.

Why don't you...

...Get up onto the roof.

Try to get behind the chapel.

Don't do anything 'till I get started.

How I know when that is?

Don't worry.

You'll hear it.

This is my baby.

-Has she talked? -No.

Is that so...?

So she hasn't learned to read yet...

You listen to me!

I want you to translate those peculiar messages, or I'll have you killed!

But... I don't read Chinese.

I've never been to China.

I was born here in America.

Let's make her dance. Like a bear.

-...in a circus. -You have a very good idea.

Put the fire under the cage.

Maybe with that...

...you will loosen your tongue.

You can change your mind.

Tell me what Wang has written and I will set you free.

-Speak! -I don't know anything!

If you won't do it, the young Chinese will when we capture him!

-Drunk again, Pedro. Too much tequila! -Pick him up.

That young Chinese will be tortured to death if you don't speak first.

You wouldn't like that now, would you? Speak!

What's that writing mean?

But I not drunk...

What's the matter with having a little tequila?

Look, the Chinese!

I wouldn't try that.

That's wise.

This war is over.

It is written that the only true victory is attaining the kingdom of Heaven.

No. Leave him to me.

Tsk tsk tsk. Good boy.

Where is the gold?

Where is the fortune your uncle Wang took from me?

And why have you returned without it?

My Lord, Wang had nothing for us.

There was no fortune.

You are a liar, and your time has come. Ching!

You are a vile traitor, and also a thief. Cut off his head

I trust in your great sense of justice when you know Wang did send fortune to you here, sire.

It concealed in statue.

It's locked.

You got here just in time.

I always show up on time, my friend.

Except when you find safe is empty

What are these?

They are shares in important American companies.

You are 10 times richer than you were...

...thanks to wisdom of my uncle.

And what can I do for you?

Let us go, warlord.

My friend want to see China.

And that's takes time.

Ho tells me it's a little bit bigger than the United States. I'd kind of like to see it for myself.

-I might like it.- Let them go.

Father.

Hey, you two.

What are you waiting for? Ho? Come on.

I thought you two were going to show me China?