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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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Let me introduce
my oldest son Chukwuemeka.
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You can call me Chuey.
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You can call him Chukwuemeka.
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I want you to know,
if this works out,
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I will allow you
to keep your job.
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Thank you.
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As long as dinner is on
the table when I come home,
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there's no problem.
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[laughs]
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Oh, I think there is a problem.
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Yes, Auntie, I know,
he's very polite...
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and successful...
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Bob?...and young and handsome.
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Not Bob.
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Okay, Auntie, I must go.
I am in the middle of surgery.
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Okay. Okay.
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Auntie, my patient
is close to death.
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Okay.
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And goodbye.
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Ugh. I wish she would
stay out of my business.
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She's a very
nosy woman.
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Now, who is this young
and handsome man?
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Remember the pharmacist
I told you about?
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Chukwuemeka?
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Chukwa-who?
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Chukwuemeka. In Nigeria
it's a very common name.
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Get out of here.
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Yes. There are many
famous Chukwuemekas.
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Chukwuemeka Onyemachi.Chukwuemeka Ojukwu.
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Chukwuemeka Nwadike.Chukwuemeka Woke.
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Okay, I believe you.
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Anyway, what's going on
with your Chukwuemeka?
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His mother asked
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my auntie to give him
a second chance,
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but I don't
really like him.
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You don't need
to like him.
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He's Nigerian, young,
handsome, virile,
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and a pharmacist
at the CVS.
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How do you know he's virile?
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Are you deaf? He's Nigerian.
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What about Bob?
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I don't know.
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Now that his mother
had a stroke,
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he has more important
things on his mind.
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Well, if he's snoozing,
he's losing.
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I heard that on the Seinfeld.
Jerry said it to Kramer.
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Honey, you need
to think of this
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like a horse race.
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Let Bob and Chukwa-whatever
run around the track
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and see which one pulls ahead.
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There is no race.
I'm not the Kentucky Derby.
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Ooh, we should make bets.
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I will give you
three-to-one odds on the Bob.
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Are you crazy?
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I ain't betting against
no African in a footrace.
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Four-to-one.
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Now you got a bet.
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Chupacabra could pull a hammy.
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Excuse me,
you are discussing my life.
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If you want a piece of
this, show me the money.
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Jerry Maguire.
It's his catchphrase.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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BOB:
Ow!
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Damn it, Mom!
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What happened?
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I tried to eat
one of her carrots
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and she stabbed me with a fork.
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Let me see. Oh, she
didn't break the skin.
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Still hurts.
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Serves you right for stealing
food from a handicapped person.
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Did she sleep
through the night?
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She got up twice to pee and
we made it to the bathroom once.
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She'll get better.
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I hope so. I'm so
tired, I'm gonna cry.
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You American men
and your sensitive feelings.
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It's a figure of speech.
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Whatever it is,
it is very unattractive.
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Don't say it again.
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Sorry.
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I have a short break
this afternoon.
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If your brother or sister
could stay with your mom,
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maybe we can get some tea.
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I wish I could. I got meetings
stacked up all day.
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Oh, okay, well,
maybe another time.
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Um, excuse me, I'll go check
on your mother.
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Hey, tell her I went
for a tetanus shot.
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I'll tell her
you cry like a girl.
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Hello, Mrs. Wheeler.
How are you feeling?
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Pretty good. Look,
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I'm eating with my dead arm.
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Wonderful.
Yeah.
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Next step, clapping.
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How did you sleep?
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Like half a log.
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I don't know what that means.
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Mm, don't worry
about it.
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So what's going on
with you and my son?
Oh.
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We are both
very busy people.
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This is not the time.
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Well, make the time.
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Otherwise, you're gonna
end up like me,
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a lonely old woman
with a faded tramp stamp.
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I've seen it.
It's a beautiful butterfly.
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Yeah, well,
right now it looks like
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it's trying to fly
out of my adult diaper.
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Listen, Abishola.
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You can't wait for Bob,
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you can't wait
for any man.
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Live your life.
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That's good advice. Thank you.
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And we'll still be friends
either way.
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Of course.
[gasps]
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As a matter of fact,
when I get better,
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I'm gonna take you on one of
those mother-daughter cruises.
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What about your daughter?Eh.
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You'll love it.
They've got
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gambling, dance contests,
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costume nights.
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[gasps]
I could go as Angelina Jolie
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and you could be
one of my orphans.
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[laughter]
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Stop it.
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Abishola, look
who came to visit.
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Of course.
Chukwuemeka, hello.
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Hello, Abishola.
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Eh, Chukwuemeka
is checking
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my blood pressure
for free.
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Which is a little high, Uncle.
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That's because he eats
too many biscuits and cookies.
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Oh, no, you need
to cut back.
You hear that?
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He's not a doctor.
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He's just a pharmacist.
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Move over, let Abishola
sit down. Here, sit.
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Sit.
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If you'd like, I could take
your blood pressure next.
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Oh, no, thank you. I'm okay.Come on.
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Let's give the young people
some privacy.
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Put that down.
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What is the point of living
if you can't have a cookie?
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So, how have you been?
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Oh, very good.
And you?
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Good. Listen, Abishola,
last time I was here,
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I feel like we got off
on the wrong foot.
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Well, perhaps.
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Which is why I brought you
a gift for your feet.
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Dr. Scholl's
therapeutic insoles.
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Very thoughtful.
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We also sell the
CVS generic brand,
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but I brought you
the real thing.
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Thank you.
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I hope you can
forgive me.
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You do not need my permission
to pursue your career.
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That is correct. I do not.
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I apologize for my
stupid arrogance.
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Like these insoles,
I only want to provide you
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with all-day
comfort and support.
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Thank you.
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I accept
your apology.
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Abishola,
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when a man becomes
a pharmacist,
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he takes an oath
to devote himself
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to a lifetime
of service to others.
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One day,
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I hope I'm lucky enough
to make an oath like that
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to a woman like you.
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Okay.
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Um...
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You can take
my blood pressure.
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Hey, Bob,
you got a minute?
What's up?
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It's about Mom.She stab you, too?
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She stabbed you?I stole a carrot, my fault.
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What do you need?
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I'm worried Mom's not being
properly cared for.
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What are you talking about?
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We got Abishola
and the three of us.
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Yeah, but Abishola's
part-time,
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and we're needed here,
running this company.
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We'rerunning
this company?
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Really, is that what we're
doing?
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I'm gonna ignore that because
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you're exhausted and I love you.
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You don't have to ignore it,
you can learn from it.
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I did some research,
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and our company
insurance policy covers Mom
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going into a top-shelf
aftercare facility.
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You want to put our mother
in a nursing home?
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It's way better
than that.
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It's more like a hotel
for old sickly people.
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A Club Med-icare, if you will.
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No. It's never gonna happen.
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[phone ringing]I got to grab this.
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Why don't you get on out there
and run our company.
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Don't be angry at me.
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I am not the enemy,
Mom is.
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What's going on?
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Hello, Bob. Uh, I was hoping
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that you and I
could sit down soon
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and discuss a plan for your
mother's physical therapy.
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That sounds good.
Hey.
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Hang on.
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What are you doing here?Um, I work here?
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It's your day
to take care of Mom.
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No, it's Abishola's.
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I'm talking to Abishola
right now. Are you at the house?
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No. I'm on my way
to the hospital.
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Mom is all by herself
right now.
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So I should probably
get over there?
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Yes!
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Okay, calm down.
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Her phone's right
by her side,
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and Siri can kind of
understand her now.
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Go! Sorry.
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What were we talking about?
Uh, physical therapy?
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Is your mother okay?
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[knocking on door]Hang on a second.
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Yeah?
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Sorry to interrupt,
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but your sister is on
the warehouse floor "helping."
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Aw, damn.
I got to call you back.
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Please hurry.
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His brother and sister
are quite a burden on him.
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Oh, too bad.
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If only you were being pursued
by a younger, more suitable man.
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Stop it.
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Okay.
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[sighs]
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I can hear
what you are thinking.
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Maybe we are both
thinking it.
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[organ playing]
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[congregation murmuring]
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Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
Someone is sitting there.
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Who?
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The CVS Employee
of the Month.
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I'll give
you a hint.
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It rhymes with
"hookwa-take-a."
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I was starting
to worry.
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Where were you?
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Chukwuemeka
wanted to stop
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and get
Abishola a gift.
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It is a bag of sunglasses.
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Thank you.
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Foster Grants, polarized.
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ABISHOLA:
Very nice.
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Just promise me
you won't use them
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to hide your beautiful eyes.
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[laughing]:
I won't.
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Slow it down,
you two.
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We're in a church.
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And I brought
this handsome young man
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a football that's a Nerf.
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Thank you.
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It's soft, so you can
kick it around the house
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and not break anything.
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If he kicks it
around the house,
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I will kick him
around the house.
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But thank you,
very kind.
258
00:11:05,163 --> 00:11:08,471
Praise the Lord!
259
00:11:08,514 --> 00:11:10,168
CONGREGATION:
Hallelujah!
260
00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:12,518
Welcome, my brothers
and sisters,
261
00:11:12,562 --> 00:11:14,999
friends old and new.
262
00:11:15,043 --> 00:11:16,566
We thank you, Jesus,
263
00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:19,351
for this beautiful morning
where we can gather together.
264
00:11:19,395 --> 00:11:20,613
[congregation clamoring]
265
00:11:20,657 --> 00:11:23,268
Today, I'd like to talk
to you about faith.
266
00:11:23,312 --> 00:11:24,530
Faith...
267
00:11:24,574 --> 00:11:26,489
This is going
wonderfully.
268
00:11:26,532 --> 00:11:28,230
So it seems.
269
00:11:28,273 --> 00:11:29,274
What's wrong?
270
00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:32,190
Something about
this Chukwuemeka
271
00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:34,366
rubs me the
wrong way.
272
00:11:34,410 --> 00:11:36,847
Well, he's not here
to rub you.
273
00:11:36,891 --> 00:11:39,197
What about Bob?What about him?
274
00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:41,373
I thought that was the
match we were making.
275
00:11:41,417 --> 00:11:43,680
That was before we had
a Nigerian man.
276
00:11:43,724 --> 00:11:46,944
We were beggars,
now we are choosers.
277
00:11:46,988 --> 00:11:49,773
Okay, you know best.
278
00:11:49,817 --> 00:11:51,253
I do.
279
00:11:51,296 --> 00:11:53,298
I really do.
280
00:11:59,174 --> 00:12:00,958
BOB:
Aw, come on, throw the ball!
281
00:12:01,002 --> 00:12:02,699
Can't you hear
the 350-pound man
282
00:12:02,743 --> 00:12:04,570
coming at you?
283
00:12:04,614 --> 00:12:08,139
That quarterback's arm
is worse than mine right now.
284
00:12:13,362 --> 00:12:15,886
Drinking in front of me
is kind of a dick move.
285
00:12:15,930 --> 00:12:18,106
Sorry.
286
00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:22,153
Can I ask you a question?
287
00:12:22,197 --> 00:12:23,415
Sure.
288
00:12:23,459 --> 00:12:25,678
What are you
doing here?
289
00:12:25,722 --> 00:12:27,202
What do you mean?
I'm taking care of you.
290
00:12:27,245 --> 00:12:30,074
Oh, Douglas or what's her name?
291
00:12:30,118 --> 00:12:31,075
Christina?
292
00:12:31,119 --> 00:12:32,860
Don't tell her I forgot.
293
00:12:32,903 --> 00:12:35,427
One of them could
sit here with me.
294
00:12:35,471 --> 00:12:37,125
You should be with Abishola.
295
00:12:38,213 --> 00:12:40,302
She's a special girl, Bob.
296
00:12:40,345 --> 00:12:41,738
Yeah, she is.
297
00:12:41,782 --> 00:12:44,262
She kind of reminds me of myself
when I was younger.
298
00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:47,265
Really?
299
00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:49,964
A single mom
working seven days a week
300
00:12:50,007 --> 00:12:52,618
and looking hot
every step of the way.
301
00:12:52,662 --> 00:12:55,099
And you know where you
can stick that "really"?
302
00:12:55,143 --> 00:12:56,492
Sorry.
303
00:12:56,535 --> 00:12:59,277
Go on, call her.
304
00:13:00,278 --> 00:13:02,237
You'll be okay?
305
00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:03,325
Yeah.
306
00:13:03,368 --> 00:13:05,109
I got my bedpan,
I got my football.
307
00:13:05,153 --> 00:13:06,807
And you're gonna
leave me that beer.
308
00:13:11,681 --> 00:13:13,161
So, did you
like the sermon?
309
00:13:13,204 --> 00:13:15,641
To be honest,
I wasn't listening.
310
00:13:15,685 --> 00:13:17,165
Huh, why not?
311
00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:18,644
I was too distracted.
312
00:13:18,688 --> 00:13:20,908
There was an angel
sitting next to me.
313
00:13:20,951 --> 00:13:23,562
[laughs]
Chukwuemeka.
314
00:13:23,606 --> 00:13:24,433
Too much?
315
00:13:24,476 --> 00:13:26,000
Yes.
316
00:13:26,043 --> 00:13:27,610
[phone ringing]
317
00:13:27,653 --> 00:13:30,308
Excuse me.
318
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:31,962
Hello, Bob. Everything okay?
319
00:13:32,006 --> 00:13:32,963
Yeah.
320
00:13:33,007 --> 00:13:34,138
I was just calling to say hello.
321
00:13:34,182 --> 00:13:36,227
Oh, hello.
322
00:13:36,271 --> 00:13:37,011
How you doing?
323
00:13:37,054 --> 00:13:38,534
Um, I'm a little busy
324
00:13:38,577 --> 00:13:39,665
right now--
I'm at church.
325
00:13:39,709 --> 00:13:40,971
Oh, sure.
326
00:13:41,015 --> 00:13:43,017
Sunday. You know, we never
talked about that.
327
00:13:43,060 --> 00:13:44,409
Uh, what's your religion?
328
00:13:44,453 --> 00:13:45,933
I'm Christian.
329
00:13:45,976 --> 00:13:46,977
What did you think?
330
00:13:47,021 --> 00:13:49,675
Oh, uh, I don't know.
331
00:13:49,719 --> 00:13:51,329
Uh, the other one?
It's not important.
332
00:13:52,635 --> 00:13:54,550
Um, I have to go, Bob.
333
00:13:54,593 --> 00:13:56,247
Oh, well, maybe
we can talk later?
334
00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:57,858
Yes, maybe.When?
335
00:13:57,901 --> 00:14:00,556
I'll call you.
336
00:14:00,599 --> 00:14:03,211
Oh, good, okay.
337
00:14:03,254 --> 00:14:03,994
Goodbye, Bob.
338
00:14:04,038 --> 00:14:05,430
Bye.
339
00:14:05,474 --> 00:14:06,431
Abishola?
340
00:14:06,475 --> 00:14:08,433
Yeah.
341
00:14:08,477 --> 00:14:09,521
What's going on with you two?
342
00:14:09,565 --> 00:14:10,958
Nothing.
343
00:14:11,001 --> 00:14:12,437
We're kind of
in a holding pattern.
344
00:14:12,481 --> 00:14:14,483
Waiting to land.Yeah.
345
00:14:14,526 --> 00:14:16,485
Before you run out of fuel.I guess.
346
00:14:16,528 --> 00:14:19,270
And you crash in a big ball
of fire and everyone dies?
347
00:14:19,314 --> 00:14:21,664
Why don't you go check on Mom?
348
00:14:21,707 --> 00:14:24,754
One sec.
349
00:14:32,370 --> 00:14:33,328
Ready.
350
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:40,988
I see that you and my niece are
getting along very well now.
351
00:14:41,031 --> 00:14:42,685
Yes, we are.
352
00:14:42,728 --> 00:14:44,687
Good, because
at first,
353
00:14:44,730 --> 00:14:47,298
she hated you.
354
00:14:47,342 --> 00:14:48,996
That was my fault.
355
00:14:49,039 --> 00:14:50,911
Oh, how so?
356
00:14:50,954 --> 00:14:52,825
I forgot
we are in America.
357
00:14:52,869 --> 00:14:54,566
Women here
have to believe
358
00:14:54,610 --> 00:14:56,568
they're in charge
of their lives.
359
00:14:56,612 --> 00:14:59,528
Yeah, Abishola is
very independent.
360
00:14:59,571 --> 00:15:00,790
She was all alone.
361
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,183
She had to be.
362
00:15:02,226 --> 00:15:04,576
But from now on,
she'll have a strong man
363
00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:06,187
who can make
decisions for her.
364
00:15:06,230 --> 00:15:08,450
She's very lucky.
365
00:15:08,493 --> 00:15:10,278
But she doesn't
know that.
366
00:15:10,321 --> 00:15:11,453
And we won't
tell her.
367
00:15:11,496 --> 00:15:13,934
No, we won't.
368
00:15:13,977 --> 00:15:16,501
Excuse me,
I must thank the pastor
369
00:15:16,545 --> 00:15:18,590
for his wonderful sermon.
370
00:15:21,376 --> 00:15:24,466
What a bag of douche.
371
00:15:26,555 --> 00:15:27,948
[phone ringing]
372
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,126
Hello?
373
00:15:32,169 --> 00:15:33,040
UNCLE TUNDE:
Bob, it's me.
374
00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:34,128
Me who?
375
00:15:34,171 --> 00:15:35,259
Tunde.
376
00:15:35,303 --> 00:15:37,000
Oh, hi. What's up?
377
00:15:37,044 --> 00:15:38,567
We need to talk.
378
00:15:38,610 --> 00:15:41,396
Okay, uh, you want to come
by the office tomorrow?
379
00:15:41,439 --> 00:15:42,832
No, right now.
380
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,094
Now?
381
00:15:44,138 --> 00:15:45,704
I am in a van outside
your house-- listen.
382
00:15:45,748 --> 00:15:47,184
[car horn honks]
383
00:15:47,228 --> 00:15:48,272
That was me.
384
00:15:48,316 --> 00:15:51,058
Well, hang on,
I'll be right there.
385
00:15:51,101 --> 00:15:52,102
Oh, and, Bob?Yeah?
386
00:15:52,146 --> 00:15:53,190
Bring cookies.
387
00:15:53,234 --> 00:15:56,150
Okay.
388
00:16:05,420 --> 00:16:08,466
Yeah, yeah, I got it!
389
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:16,300
Fig Newtons?
390
00:16:16,344 --> 00:16:19,042
I-I was hoping for
something chocolate.
391
00:16:19,086 --> 00:16:20,000
It's all I had.
392
00:16:20,043 --> 00:16:22,480
All right.
393
00:16:23,481 --> 00:16:25,222
So, what's going on?
394
00:16:25,266 --> 00:16:29,052
You need to know another
man is courting my niece.
395
00:16:29,096 --> 00:16:30,140
Really?
396
00:16:30,184 --> 00:16:32,273
Yes, and he's
better than you
397
00:16:32,316 --> 00:16:34,405
in every possible way.
398
00:16:34,449 --> 00:16:36,016
Every way?
399
00:16:36,059 --> 00:16:38,018
Younger, Nigerian.
400
00:16:38,061 --> 00:16:40,107
And forgive me
for saying,
401
00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:42,631
more traditionally
handsome.
402
00:16:42,674 --> 00:16:44,067
Yep, that's every way.
403
00:16:44,111 --> 00:16:47,027
But I am still
on Team Bob.
404
00:16:47,070 --> 00:16:48,158
Thank you.
405
00:16:48,202 --> 00:16:49,942
I don't want
to lose you.
406
00:16:49,986 --> 00:16:51,596
That's very kind.
407
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,163
Do you have a plan?
408
00:16:53,207 --> 00:16:54,208
Not really.
409
00:16:54,251 --> 00:16:55,426
Well, get one!
410
00:16:55,470 --> 00:16:56,601
All right,
I'll do that.
411
00:16:56,645 --> 00:16:59,213
Good, because
there is one way
412
00:16:59,256 --> 00:17:00,953
you are better
than this man.
413
00:17:00,997 --> 00:17:02,390
And it's right here.
414
00:17:02,433 --> 00:17:05,219
Thank you.
415
00:17:05,262 --> 00:17:07,264
Your heart.
416
00:17:07,308 --> 00:17:09,049
I got that.
Okay.
417
00:17:09,092 --> 00:17:10,789
I have to go.
Get out.
418
00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:12,313
Okay, I'm going.
419
00:17:12,356 --> 00:17:13,618
Bob?
Yeah?
420
00:17:13,662 --> 00:17:16,143
You never saw me.
421
00:17:16,186 --> 00:17:19,146
Saw who?
422
00:17:19,189 --> 00:17:21,496
Me, Tunde.
423
00:17:22,366 --> 00:17:23,933
Goodbye.
424
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:25,195
Ah... bye.
425
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:29,678
Hmm.
426
00:17:29,721 --> 00:17:32,072
The second one is better.
427
00:17:35,118 --> 00:17:37,555
If you have any questions
about this prescription,
428
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:39,775
please feel free
to call.
429
00:17:39,818 --> 00:17:43,213
Good Lord,
that is a beautiful man.
430
00:17:43,257 --> 00:17:44,562
Next, please.
431
00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:46,477
Hi, I was wondering
if this is
432
00:17:46,521 --> 00:17:48,218
as good as the
name-brand stuff.
433
00:17:48,262 --> 00:17:50,916
Oh, yes, they both have
the same active ingredient,
434
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,136
but our store brand is 40% less.
435
00:17:53,180 --> 00:17:54,703
Yeah, I'm not so much
concerned about cost.
436
00:17:54,746 --> 00:17:55,834
Does it taste the same?
437
00:17:55,878 --> 00:17:57,662
'Cause I like
the regular Pepto.
438
00:17:57,706 --> 00:17:59,664
I don't have stomach problems,
but I have been told
439
00:17:59,708 --> 00:18:03,015
it has the same pink
chalky flavor.
440
00:18:03,059 --> 00:18:05,235
Okay, good to know.
441
00:18:05,279 --> 00:18:07,455
Have you seen a doctor
about your stomach?
442
00:18:07,498 --> 00:18:10,066
You don't want to use
this stuff to hide an ulcer.
443
00:18:10,110 --> 00:18:11,154
That's great advice.
444
00:18:11,198 --> 00:18:12,416
I'll-I'll make an appointment.
445
00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:13,417
[phone rings]
446
00:18:13,461 --> 00:18:14,766
Excuse me.
447
00:18:14,810 --> 00:18:16,768
Damn it, I love this guy.
448
00:18:16,812 --> 00:18:18,161
CVS Pharmacy.
449
00:18:18,205 --> 00:18:20,163
Can you please hold?
450
00:18:21,469 --> 00:18:24,124
Is there anything else, sir?
451
00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:25,125
No, just this.
452
00:18:25,168 --> 00:18:26,300
Do you have a club card?
453
00:18:26,343 --> 00:18:27,562
No.
That's okay.
454
00:18:27,605 --> 00:18:29,172
I have one--
I'll use it for you,
455
00:18:29,216 --> 00:18:31,392
and get you even more savings.
456
00:18:31,435 --> 00:18:33,133
Thank you.
That's very kind.
457
00:18:33,176 --> 00:18:34,830
It is my pleasure.
458
00:18:34,873 --> 00:18:38,094
Hey, do you guys sell
compression socks here?
459
00:18:38,138 --> 00:18:39,965
Oh, yes.
460
00:18:40,009 --> 00:18:41,141
MaxDot.
461
00:18:41,184 --> 00:18:43,186
The best money
can buy.
462
00:18:43,230 --> 00:18:45,188
[groans]
463
00:18:49,758 --> 00:18:51,716
Yeah, pink and chalky.
464
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:54,937
Handsome son of a bitch
was right.
465
00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:57,157
Your mother finished
all her lunch.
466
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,115
Great.
467
00:18:59,159 --> 00:19:00,203
Why are you
drinking that?
468
00:19:00,247 --> 00:19:02,031
Just a little
tummy issue.
469
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:02,988
Could be an ulcer.
470
00:19:03,032 --> 00:19:04,773
But whatever, I'm fine.
471
00:19:04,816 --> 00:19:06,296
Is there blood in your stool?
472
00:19:06,340 --> 00:19:07,471
What? No!
473
00:19:07,515 --> 00:19:09,517
It will look hard and black.
474
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,214
Yeah, I don't want to talk
about my stool.
475
00:19:11,258 --> 00:19:12,998
All right.
476
00:19:13,042 --> 00:19:15,653
I was thinking about taking your
mother out for some fresh air.
477
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:17,046
Would you like to join us?
478
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,048
Uh... maybe
another time.
479
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,136
I'm a little
busy right now.
480
00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:21,050
Oh, we could wait.
481
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,921
Nah, you guys go ahead.
482
00:19:22,965 --> 00:19:24,880
Bob, is something wrong?
483
00:19:24,923 --> 00:19:26,055
Nope.
484
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:27,012
All good.
485
00:19:27,056 --> 00:19:29,972
Bob.
486
00:19:30,015 --> 00:19:31,452
All right, look.
487
00:19:31,495 --> 00:19:34,846
I know all about
this Chewbacca guy.
488
00:19:34,890 --> 00:19:36,283
Chukwuemeka.
489
00:19:36,326 --> 00:19:37,980
And how do you know about him?
490
00:19:40,025 --> 00:19:43,115
I'm not at liberty to say.
491
00:19:43,159 --> 00:19:44,247
Uncle Tunde?
492
00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:47,076
Well... th...
493
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:48,338
This is the thing.
494
00:19:48,382 --> 00:19:51,211
You and this guy have
a lot more in common
495
00:19:51,254 --> 00:19:53,343
than you and I ever will.
496
00:19:53,387 --> 00:19:55,127
And you probably
497
00:19:55,171 --> 00:19:56,781
should go for it.
498
00:19:56,825 --> 00:19:58,696
I should go for it?
499
00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:01,264
Yeah, I mean,
if it makes you happy.
500
00:20:01,308 --> 00:20:03,266
So, you just throw
in the blanket?
501
00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:04,746
Towel.
502
00:20:04,789 --> 00:20:06,269
Don't correct me!
503
00:20:06,313 --> 00:20:08,140
And do not tell me
how to live my life.
504
00:20:08,184 --> 00:20:09,707
Look, I didn't
mean it like that.
505
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,361
I was just trying
to be supportive.
506
00:20:11,405 --> 00:20:13,537
When you care for someone,
you fight for them.
507
00:20:13,581 --> 00:20:15,452
You don't just give up.
508
00:20:18,890 --> 00:20:21,241
Okay, now I have an ulcer.
509
00:20:27,334 --> 00:20:28,770
[man grunts on TV]
510
00:20:31,729 --> 00:20:32,904
What have you done?
511
00:20:32,948 --> 00:20:34,732
The right thing.
512
00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:36,256
Bob is the
better man
513
00:20:36,299 --> 00:20:38,910
and I stand by him,
no matter the consequences.
514
00:20:41,913 --> 00:20:43,567
Come on in.
515
00:20:43,611 --> 00:20:45,961
Thank you.
516
00:20:46,004 --> 00:20:47,963
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