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Previously
onBob Hearts Abishola...
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So, what's going on?
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You need to know another
man is courting my niece.
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Really?
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But I am still on Team Bob.
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Have a lovely day.
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Good Lord,
that is a beautiful man.
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You and this guy
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have a lot more in common
than you and I ever will.
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And you probably
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should go for it.
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I should go for it?
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Yeah. I mean,
if it makes you happy.
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So you just throw
in the blanket.
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Towel.
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Don't correct me.
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And do not tell me
how to live my life.
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Look, I didn't mean it
like that. I was just trying
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to be supportive.
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When you care for someone,
you fight for them.
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You don't just give up.
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[thud, man grunts]
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[laughter]
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[TV turns off]
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What have you done?
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The right thing.
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Bob is the better man,
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and I stand by him
no matter the consequences.
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Come on in.
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Thank you.
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Hello.
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Little help?
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Bathroom. Bobby?
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Anyone?
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Hello?
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Come on!
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Somebody!
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Hello?
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May I help you?
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[both scream]
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[door slams]
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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Is she all right?
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Yeah. Half an Ambien,
and it never happened.
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I helped myself
to some tea.
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I made you a cup, as well.
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Thanks.
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You know, I never
really drank this stuff
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before I met Abishola.
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[chuckles]:
Nigerians. We love our tea.
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Hey, we got it
from the British.
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That and syphilis.
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They also gave you
that goofy-ass game.
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What's it called?
Cricket.
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Don't mock cricket!
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It is a game of kings.Sorry.
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It-It's like baseball,
but with big-boy pants.
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My mistake.
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It was.
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Yeah. You hungry?
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Oh, I shouldn't eat this late.
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I-I get the acid reflux.
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Yeah, me, too.
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What's on the menu?
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Ooh, meat lovers.
That would include me.
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Coming up.
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Tunde, I'm really sorry
for getting you in trouble.
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You should be. If I knew
you were going to give up,
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I would have not been
your Deep Throat.
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My Deep Throat?
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Richard Nixon, Watergate.
Read your history.
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I was just doing what I thought
was best for Abishola.
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I already told you
what was best for her. You.
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Are we sure about that?
I mean, come on.
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I'm a 50-year-old white guy
shaped like a honey baked ham.
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Is that how you sell socks,
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with the self-pity
and the whining?
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Hey, my socks sell themselves.
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They're the best in the world.
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Youare the best in the world.
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I appreciate that, but...
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Say it.
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Tunde...
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Say it.
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I'm the best in the world.
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Say it like you mean it.
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I'm the best in the world.More.
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I'm the best in the world.
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Again.I'm the best in the world!
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DOTTIE:
Will you two shut the hell up!
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Sorry.
Sorry.
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Is that him?Yes.
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That is a sexy pharmacist.
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I'd like to take him twice
a day on an empty stomach.
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Kemi, please, don't.
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Don't what, be happy for you?
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I am just here to
pick up a prescription.
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You can lie to yourself,
but don't lie to me.
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Bringing you was
a bad idea.Next.
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Too late now.
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Abishola,
good to see you.
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Good to see you, too,
Chukwuemeka.
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This is my friend Kemi.
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Kemi, this is Chukwuemeka.
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Nice to meet you.
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And you, too.
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And may I say, the
shape of your head
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is very pleasing.
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Thank you.
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Uh, yes, I am picking up
a prescription
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for Dorothy Wheeler.
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One minute.
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Oh, what pleasures lie
beneath that smock?
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Shh.
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Ah, here it is.
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I know, as a health care
professional,
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you do not require consultation,
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but should you need me,
I am available 24/7.
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That's all the hours
and all the days.
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I know what it is.
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In the meantime,
is there any possibility
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I could take you out to dinner?
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Tonight, perhaps.
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Tonight? Ah.
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Actually, I was planning
to spend time
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with my son tonight.
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I will spend time with him.
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I cannot ask you to do that.
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You don't have to.
I insist.
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But I promised to help him
with his homework.
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All you do is yell at him.
How does that help?
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I guess tonight would be fine.
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Wonderful. 7:00?
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Perfect.
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I'll see you then.
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Oh, I still owe you
for the prescription.
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It's just the co-pay.
My treat.
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Thank you. Bye-bye.
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Bye-bye.Bye-bye.
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Oh, my God, he covered
the co-pay!
Shh.
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Mmm.
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This is delicious.
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Where did you learn to cook?
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In Nigeria.
Children there are expected
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to do many household chores.
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Did you have to carry water
on your head?
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Our water came from a faucet.
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Oh, good for you.
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And unlike your Detroit water,
we could drink it.
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Oh, snap.
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And what about you?
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Uh, did you have to work
as a child?Sure.
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I was a babysitter,
a waitress.
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I worked for my dad.
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You know, he was the
first guy in Detroit
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to sell Japanese cars.
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Oh, people hated him.
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I spent a whole summer
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hosing dog poop off Datsuns.
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You never told me that story.
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'Cause you never asked.
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But Tunde did.
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I did.
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DOTTIE:
This man knows more
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about me than you do,
and he's only been here a day.
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Not even.
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Really?
Feels like longer.
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Uh-uh.
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Uncle, what are you doing here?
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Ask your auntie.
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They got in a big fight,
and he slept here.
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Scared me so much
I almost wet myself.
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Likewise.
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Again, I am so sorry.
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Oh, you were only
trying to help.
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More than we can say for
Sleeping Beauty over there.[laughs]
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UNCLE TUNDE:
That's funny.
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Because you were sleeping.
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Hey, uh, any chance
you and I can talk about,
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you know, what we need
to talk about?
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I'm sorry, I have to work.
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Uh, okay. Later, then.
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Oh, Bob...
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I know.
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What happened to
"I am the best in the world"?
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Was I supposed to
say that to her?
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Well, it's better than, uh...
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[high-pitched]:
"Can you and I talk about,
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you know, what we need
to talk about?"
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Is that really what
I sounded like?
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You are a little nasal, honey.
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I got to get to work.
You need to be somewhere?
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No, he needs to be right here.
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Do you play gin rummy?
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A penny a point.
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How about a dime?
Make it hurt.
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Ooh, aren't you already
in enough pain?
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Ah, trash talk.
I love it.
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Bobby Socks, go run
and get Mommy's cards.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Hey, fellas.
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E karo,Mr. Wheeler. E karo.
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Yeah, yeah, karo.
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Everything okay here?
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Yes, sir.
Jim-dandy.
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God bless you guys.
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God bless you as well,
Mr. Wheeler.God bless you, sir.
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Yeah, maybe.
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Are you okay?
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Don't worry about it.
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If the company is in trouble,
you will tell us, right?
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The company's fine,
doing better than ever.
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How are things with you
and the beautiful Abishola?
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Aw...
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[sighs]
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Hmm. Look who came home
with his tail between his legs.
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My tail is in the air,
wagging proudly.
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I just got off
the phone with Ogechi,
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and her son is taking Abishola
to dinner tonight.
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That's nice.
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The Red Lobster,
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where she can have all
the popcorn shrimp she can eat.
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It's not true.
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They made me stop.
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What are you doing?
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Dottie won't take a check.
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Dottie? Bob's mother?
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And my friend.
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Is that where you have been?
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Yes. And I'm going back.
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Why?
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Because she is nice to me.
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And I'm down $280.
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What?!
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Don't worry about the prices.
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Order whatever you want.
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Thank you.
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I pay off my credit card
every month,
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so the sky is the limit.Okay.
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As long as the sky
is under $2,500.
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So, here we are.
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Yes.
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May I ask you a question?Of course.
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Do you like Zach Galifianakis?
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I do not know who that is.
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He's an American actor.
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Very funny.
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He made one movie where
he drank so much alcohol
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he could not remember
what happened the day before.
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So the movie
is about alcoholism?
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[laughs]
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Yes!
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It was so hilarious, they made
it over and over again.
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Can I interest you
in a glass of wine?We'd better not.
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We don't want to forget
our wonderful date.
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I'll have a glass.
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White? Red?
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I don't care.
Just bring something.
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Oh, this is helpful.
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[groans]
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Well, hang in there.
You can still come in second.
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If I want to be mocked,
I will go home to my wife.
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So this whole blowup
is about Bob
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and Abishola?It's not just that.
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It's years of having
my opinions dismissed.
266
00:12:19,977 --> 00:12:22,327
Mm. Sounds like you
just want to be heard.
267
00:12:22,371 --> 00:12:24,155
That is exactly right.
268
00:12:24,199 --> 00:12:25,417
All right. Go ahead, then.
269
00:12:25,461 --> 00:12:26,592
Let's hear them.
270
00:12:26,636 --> 00:12:27,724
Hear what?
271
00:12:27,768 --> 00:12:29,378
Your precious opinions.
What are they?
272
00:12:29,421 --> 00:12:33,121
Well, I don't have them now.
273
00:12:33,164 --> 00:12:36,341
Then why are you being
such a big drama queen?
274
00:12:36,385 --> 00:12:38,909
King. Drama king.
275
00:12:38,953 --> 00:12:39,910
But I do think that Bob
276
00:12:39,954 --> 00:12:42,608
is the better man for my niece.
277
00:12:42,652 --> 00:12:45,133
Of course he is.
He's the best guy in the world.
278
00:12:45,176 --> 00:12:46,874
That's what I keep telling him.
279
00:12:46,917 --> 00:12:49,311
His whole life, he's been
bashful around women.
280
00:12:49,354 --> 00:12:51,704
And public pools.
281
00:12:51,748 --> 00:12:53,706
Well, I understand that.
282
00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:56,361
I swim in a T-shirt.
283
00:12:56,405 --> 00:12:57,580
[door opens]
284
00:12:57,623 --> 00:12:58,886
BOB: Hello?In here!
285
00:12:58,929 --> 00:13:01,105
Maybe you can give him
a pep talk.
286
00:13:01,149 --> 00:13:03,542
He is a white man with money.
287
00:13:03,586 --> 00:13:06,371
God already gave him a pep talk.
288
00:13:07,503 --> 00:13:10,811
We're still doing this? Okay.
289
00:13:10,854 --> 00:13:12,377
Hey, come.
Sit, join us.
290
00:13:12,421 --> 00:13:13,596
Yeah.
291
00:13:13,639 --> 00:13:15,076
Play cards
with old people,
292
00:13:15,119 --> 00:13:17,992
get a sneak peek
at the rest of your life.
293
00:13:18,035 --> 00:13:20,603
Thanks, but, uh, I think
I'm gonna call it a night.
294
00:13:20,646 --> 00:13:22,300
All right. Sweet dreams.
295
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:23,867
Dottie, did I mention
that my niece
296
00:13:23,911 --> 00:13:27,740
is on a date tonight with
a Nigerian pharmacist?
297
00:13:27,784 --> 00:13:29,394
Is that so?
298
00:13:29,438 --> 00:13:32,397
Yes, at the Red Lobster
near the civic center.
299
00:13:32,441 --> 00:13:36,184
A-According to Google Maps, one
could drive there in 14 minutes,
300
00:13:36,227 --> 00:13:39,665
or two hours walking.
301
00:13:40,710 --> 00:13:43,017
Don't wait up.
302
00:13:43,060 --> 00:13:44,018
Subtle.
303
00:13:44,061 --> 00:13:46,411
I thought so.
304
00:13:46,455 --> 00:13:48,239
Gin.
[sighs]
305
00:13:48,283 --> 00:13:50,285
You are like a witch.
306
00:13:50,328 --> 00:13:51,503
[cackles]
307
00:14:01,687 --> 00:14:04,952
You know, these bibs
are ours to keep.
308
00:14:04,995 --> 00:14:07,345
That's nice.
309
00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:08,912
Are you enjoying your lobster?
310
00:14:08,956 --> 00:14:11,828
Very much. But I think
I'm getting full.
311
00:14:11,872 --> 00:14:14,875
That's because you ate
too many popcorn shrimp.
312
00:14:14,918 --> 00:14:16,006
Maybe.
313
00:14:16,050 --> 00:14:18,835
You did. I was counting.
314
00:14:20,881 --> 00:14:22,970
Oh, no.
Hey.
315
00:14:23,013 --> 00:14:24,841
What are you doing here?
316
00:14:24,885 --> 00:14:27,235
I'm sorry to interrupt.
I just got to say something.
317
00:14:27,278 --> 00:14:28,758
You look familiar.
318
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:32,066
You're in the Midwest, pal.
Lot of guys look like me.
319
00:14:32,109 --> 00:14:34,372
All right, listen. You didn't
want to talk to me in private,
320
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:36,853
so we're gonna do it in public.No, we are not.
321
00:14:36,897 --> 00:14:39,247
I'm here because
I want to be with you.
322
00:14:39,290 --> 00:14:41,118
Bob, please.
You are embarrassing me.
323
00:14:41,162 --> 00:14:43,381
Me, too. You should leave.You're right.
324
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:44,861
I should.
325
00:14:47,168 --> 00:14:48,125
Abishola.
326
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:50,823
You're way out of my league.
327
00:14:50,867 --> 00:14:51,999
You're funny,
328
00:14:52,042 --> 00:14:53,957
smart, gorgeous
329
00:14:54,001 --> 00:14:58,005
and you know how to cut through
all my BS with just a look.
330
00:14:58,048 --> 00:14:59,441
Yeah. Like that one.
331
00:14:59,484 --> 00:15:00,964
I-I know you and I
332
00:15:01,008 --> 00:15:02,183
don't make any sense.
333
00:15:02,226 --> 00:15:04,837
We're like ice cream
for breakfast.
334
00:15:04,881 --> 00:15:06,970
It doesn't seem
like a good idea,
335
00:15:07,014 --> 00:15:11,061
but if it makes you happy,
why not?
336
00:15:12,758 --> 00:15:15,152
Ice cream for breakfast?
337
00:15:15,196 --> 00:15:16,762
It's a metaphor.
338
00:15:16,806 --> 00:15:18,286
Technically, it's a simile.
339
00:15:18,329 --> 00:15:20,505
All right.
340
00:15:20,549 --> 00:15:24,074
Anyway, that's my sales pitch.
341
00:15:25,075 --> 00:15:26,294
Enjoy your dinner.
342
00:15:29,297 --> 00:15:31,690
Okay. He had his chance.
343
00:15:31,734 --> 00:15:33,344
Now is my turn to speak.
344
00:15:33,388 --> 00:15:36,608
It does not have to be.
345
00:15:36,652 --> 00:15:40,003
Abishola, what I am about to say
346
00:15:40,047 --> 00:15:43,093
will be at times
both funny and moving.
347
00:15:44,138 --> 00:15:45,574
More wine, please.
348
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:49,012
Gin.
349
00:15:49,056 --> 00:15:52,842
I'm beginning to think
these cards are marked.
350
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:55,801
Possible.
Or maybe you just suck.
351
00:15:55,845 --> 00:15:58,021
[doorbell rings]
352
00:15:58,065 --> 00:15:59,936
Saved by the Chinese food.
353
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:08,031
You're not my egg roll.
354
00:16:08,075 --> 00:16:10,294
Come home.
Why?
355
00:16:10,338 --> 00:16:12,949
What do you mean, "why"?
That is where you belong.
356
00:16:12,993 --> 00:16:15,908
I belong where my thoughts
and feelings are appreciated.
357
00:16:15,952 --> 00:16:17,562
Thoughts and feelings?
358
00:16:17,606 --> 00:16:20,217
What is wrong with you?
359
00:16:20,261 --> 00:16:22,437
DOTTIE:
Tunde, who is it?My wife.
360
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:25,396
Olu? Invite her in!No!
361
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,224
I'm tired of being
pushed around!
362
00:16:27,268 --> 00:16:28,443
DOTTIE:
Just do it!
363
00:16:28,486 --> 00:16:30,488
Please, come in.
364
00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:36,494
I know what you're thinking,
but we were just playing cards.
365
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:39,976
I couldn't jump his bones
if I wanted to.
366
00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:44,198
I'm sorry my husband has imposed
on you, but we'll be going now.
367
00:16:44,241 --> 00:16:47,418
I'm not an imposition,
I am an invited guest.
368
00:16:47,462 --> 00:16:50,073
You're an ATM machine
is what you are.
369
00:16:50,117 --> 00:16:53,294
Please, both of you,
sit down.
370
00:17:02,216 --> 00:17:04,087
You're mad at Big T,
aren't you?
371
00:17:04,131 --> 00:17:05,262
Who is Big T?
372
00:17:05,306 --> 00:17:07,612
Tunde.
373
00:17:07,656 --> 00:17:12,095
This is the first time
I'm hearing it, but I like it.
374
00:17:12,139 --> 00:17:15,142
Well, then, yes.
I'm very mad at Big T.
375
00:17:15,185 --> 00:17:16,186
DOTTIE:
Yeah.
376
00:17:16,230 --> 00:17:18,449
You have no idea
how lucky you are.
377
00:17:18,493 --> 00:17:19,624
Lucky?
378
00:17:19,668 --> 00:17:21,061
Olu, I was married
379
00:17:21,104 --> 00:17:26,153
to my husband for 26 years,
and mad at him for 27.
380
00:17:27,197 --> 00:17:29,156
27?
381
00:17:29,199 --> 00:17:31,114
He pissed me off when he died.
382
00:17:32,507 --> 00:17:34,291
But I'd give anything to yell
383
00:17:34,335 --> 00:17:37,338
at that dumb son of a bitch
one more time.
384
00:17:37,381 --> 00:17:39,383
I don't understand.
385
00:17:39,427 --> 00:17:42,560
Well, think of it this way.
386
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:45,128
You and Tunde
387
00:17:45,172 --> 00:17:48,479
are like cellmates
serving a life sentence.
388
00:17:48,523 --> 00:17:50,133
Inevitably,
389
00:17:50,177 --> 00:17:51,482
there's going to be times
when you want
390
00:17:51,526 --> 00:17:54,485
to stick a shiv in his ribs.
391
00:17:54,529 --> 00:17:56,487
But you don't.
392
00:17:56,531 --> 00:17:58,359
And that's love.
393
00:18:02,058 --> 00:18:04,582
I have missed you.
394
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:06,497
Okay.
DOTTIE:
Tunde!
395
00:18:08,195 --> 00:18:10,327
I have missed you, too.
396
00:18:11,502 --> 00:18:13,374
Better.[doorbell rings]
397
00:18:13,417 --> 00:18:17,160
Perfect timing.
That's the Panda Palace.
398
00:18:18,727 --> 00:18:20,555
Tunde?
I'm going.
399
00:18:23,427 --> 00:18:25,168
[whispers]:
You've got a good one there.
400
00:18:25,212 --> 00:18:28,693
I do. Now give me the cards.
401
00:18:28,737 --> 00:18:30,739
I need to win back
some of this money.
402
00:18:37,354 --> 00:18:39,182
Wait, you showed up
403
00:18:39,226 --> 00:18:41,184
at the restaurant?
404
00:18:41,228 --> 00:18:43,012
I thought it would be romantic.
405
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:44,187
I think it's sweet.
406
00:18:44,231 --> 00:18:46,189
I think it's stalking.
407
00:18:46,233 --> 00:18:47,538
Well, it doesn't matter.
408
00:18:47,582 --> 00:18:50,193
She found somebody better,
life goes on.
409
00:18:50,237 --> 00:18:52,239
On the bright side,
she's Mom's primary caregiver,
410
00:18:52,282 --> 00:18:54,719
so you get to relive
your shame every day.
411
00:18:54,763 --> 00:18:55,938
[chuckles]Ha, ha, ha, ha.
412
00:18:57,896 --> 00:18:59,985
Who is that helping?
413
00:19:02,205 --> 00:19:04,033
Good morning.
414
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,340
Hey.Morning.
415
00:19:06,383 --> 00:19:09,865
Bob, look who it is.
It's Abishola.
416
00:19:09,908 --> 00:19:11,867
Take a hike.
417
00:19:11,910 --> 00:19:14,696
Because you want to make
another weird, pathetic speech?
418
00:19:14,739 --> 00:19:16,524
Go.DOUGLAS: Okay.
419
00:19:16,567 --> 00:19:17,960
Bye.
420
00:19:18,003 --> 00:19:20,397
That was a three-dollar muffin.
421
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:26,403
I'm really sorry
about last night.
422
00:19:26,447 --> 00:19:28,231
You should be.
423
00:19:28,275 --> 00:19:30,538
I didn't mean to embarrass you.
424
00:19:30,581 --> 00:19:32,192
You embarrassed yourself.
425
00:19:32,235 --> 00:19:33,541
Well, regardless,
426
00:19:33,584 --> 00:19:35,325
I stand by everything I said.
427
00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:37,458
Good to know.
428
00:19:37,501 --> 00:19:40,939
Here. I brought you breakfast.
429
00:19:46,336 --> 00:19:48,991
Ice cream?
430
00:19:51,036 --> 00:19:53,909
Enjoy. I'm going
to check on your mother.
431
00:19:55,911 --> 00:19:58,087
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