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Human fascination with water
is amazing.
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We're constantly going
to beaches, pools, lakes, rivers.
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We're swimming, we're snorkeling,
we're scuba-diving.
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We bathe in it.
Our bodies are mostly made of water.
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Everyone's carrying around
these bottles of water.
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We can't get enough water.
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Unless it rains...
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...then we're like,
''Oh, look, l'm soaked.
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l am literally drenched.''
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For some reason, we have a huge
problem with small, flying water.
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lt'll just stop us right in our tracks.
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''l felt a drop.
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We're gonna get caught in it!
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Everyone cover
your water bottles. Run!''
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Get off at the next exit.
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Kramer, l've driven
to East Hampton many times.
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l know the exit.
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l hear it's a great house.
Pool, sun deck.
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Yeah, l'll be there.
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You sure we're making
the right move?
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We gotta see the new baby. At least
we'll get a weekend in the Hamptons.
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-Didn't they just have a baby?
-That was two years ago.
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Remember?
''Jerry, you gotta see the baby.
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You gotta see the baby.''
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ls it possible they're just having
babies to get people to visit them?
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Hey, Jerry, you ever
wear silk underwear?
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-No.
-Put that on the top of your list.
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No, not for me.
A little too delightful.
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George and Jane
should be almost there.
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lsn't it weird that they
haven't had sex...
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...but they're spending
a weekend together?
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George is pleased.
lt's like she signed a letter of intent.
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-When's Rachel coming out?
-The 3:00 train.
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Her father is so religious.
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l'm amazed he's letting you
see her again...
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...after that Schindler's List
make-out session.
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l brought him some kishke.
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-What's that?
-lt's a stuffed meat thing.
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lsraeli soldiers carry it in case
they're captured behind enemy lines.
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They eat it and it kills them.
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l never tasted a cough medicine
l didn't love.
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Me too. l love cough medicine.
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You see? We were made
for each other.
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It's amazing. If I reach outand touch her breast right now...
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...she'd scream and throw meout of the car.
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But at this time tomorrow,I could touch it all I want.
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-What's your favorite?
-Pertussin.
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-Ever try it with club soda?
-No.
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Oh, very refreshing.
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Sex is like joining a private club.
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I'll be the same me tomorrow...
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...but suddenly the ''no trespassing''sign will be gone.
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-Are we almost there?
-Yeah, about 1 0, 1 5 minutes.
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But l have to stop
at a vegetable stand.
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-What for?
-My mother loves Hampton tomatoes.
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She's nuts for Hampton tomatoes.
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Can you buy them later?
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l really wanna get some sun.
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Hey, Jerry, rub some lotion
on my back.
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Who are you, Mrs. Robinson?
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Come on. l'll rub some on you.
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-That's not sweetening the deal.
-Oh, come on.
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No.
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You know, when l was a kid...
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...l once found $ 1 .50 in change
at the bottom of a pool.
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-You must have been excited.
-Yeah.
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l gotta go get those tomatoes.
You wanna go?
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-l don't think so.
-Okay. l'll see you later.
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-Anybody want some tomatoes?
-No, thanks.
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l'm gonna take a dip.
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And then there's Maude.
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Look at my face.
Look at it.
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-Do you see any lines?
-No lines.
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You know why?
One word: shade.
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So when are we gonna see this baby?
When is this momentous event?
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He's taking a nap or something.
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l'm gonna go see if there are
any girls on the beach.
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-Elaine, you wanna come?
-No, thanks.
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l got plenty of girlfriends.
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Well, this is interesting.
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What?
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Jane's topless.
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Yo-Yo Ma.
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Boutros Boutros-Golly.
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Nice rack.
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Come on, you guys.
You can come and see the baby now.
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-Oh, in a minute, Carol.
-Yeah, we're gonna be right up.
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This is weird, wild stuff.
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George hasn't even seen her yet.
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Why do you think we're getting
the sneak preview?
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Maybe she's trying to create a buzz.
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-What?
-Get some good word of mouth going.
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Oh, here she comes.
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l'm thirsty. Anyone want a drink?
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No, thanks.
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l'm good.
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All right. Show's over.
l'm going to the beach.
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Adam, Jerry and Elaine are here.
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Where is the cute little
snuggly baby?
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-lsn't he gorgeous?
-Oh, he's--
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ls he gorgeous.
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Gorgeous, yes.
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So very gorgeous.
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Michael, shut the door.
You're letting bugs in.
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ls it me or was that the ugliest baby
you have ever seen?
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l couldn't look.
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lt was like a Pekingese.
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Boy, a little too much chlorine
in that gene pool.
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The thing is, they'll never know.
No one's ever gonna tell them.
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-You have to lie.
-Oh, it's a must-lie situation.
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Yes. lt's a must-lie situation.
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You know, l don't think we should
tell George we saw Jane topless.
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No. l don't think so.
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Remind me to tell Kramer too.
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Lobster.
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-Well, this ointment should do it.
-How are you feeling, Adam?
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Elaine. This is our pediatrician,
Ben Pfeffer.
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Hi.
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Look at him, Elaine.
How gorgeous is he, l ask you?
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How gorgeous?
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Pretty gorgeous.
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-Elaine, do you have children?
-Me? No, but l'd love to have a baby.
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l mean, l can't wait to have a baby.
l'm just dying to have a baby.
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A beautiful woman like you should.
You're quite breathtaking.
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Breathtaking?
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l'm breathtaking?
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And he's very particular.
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Ben, you're staying
over tonight, right?
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Sure.
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l....
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l'm gonna go pick up Rachel
at the station.
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-Yeah, see you.
-Okay.
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Oh, just look at him.
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Yeah, he really is breathtaking.
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The train was so crowded,
l had a seat facing the wrong way.
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Oh, l like that.
lt's like going back in time.
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-Hey, Rachel.
-Hi.
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-l'm gonna go in and get changed.
-Okay.
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What kind of a greeting was that?
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-She's got greeting problems.
-Yeah.
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Boy, l love these Hampton tomatoes.
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You know, you can eat them
like apples.
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lt's funny. The tomato never really
took off as a hand fruit.
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Well, the tomato's an anomaly.
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So successful with the ketchup
and the sauce...
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...but you can't find a good one.
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Look at what l got!
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The K-man!
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You got lobster for everybody?
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Yeah, and they're fresh.
Right out of the ocean!
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This is fantastic.
Man, what a weekend!
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Swimming, lobster for dinner.
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l know. lt's great.
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l saw Jane topless.
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You saw who what?
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Yeah, l saw Jane topless.
Well, we all saw her.
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All right.
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You saw Jane topless?
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Well, when you went for the
tomatoes, she lied out topless.
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Oh, you mean facedown
on her chest.
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No.
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-Faceup on her back?
-Yeah.
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-Well, why'd she do that?
-Well, l guess she was hot.
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You mean she just
lay there topless?
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No, no. She got up,
she walked around.
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Walked around?
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-And you looked?
-Of course.
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She's got a great body, buddy.
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All right, l'm gonna go upstairs.
l'll be right back.
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l can't believe that you saw her
before me!
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Think of me as a doctor.
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-Well, how good a look did you get?
-What do you mean?
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Well, if she was a criminal...
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...and you had to describe her
to a police sketch artist...?
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They'd pick her up
in about 1 0 minutes.
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Great. Great.
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So any time you want,
you can just visualize her naked.
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l guess that's true.
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Stop it. Stop it.
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This is not fair! lt's not fair.
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l don't like this.
l don't like it one bit.
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What do you want me to do?
You wanna see Rachel naked?
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Yes! Yes!
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-Yeah, right.
-The punishment should fit the crime.
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You could see me naked.
l could offer you that.
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lt's like l'm Neil Armstrong.
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l turn around for a sip of Tang
and you jump out first!
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Nobody ever called me
breathtaking before.
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l've never been called
breathtaking either.
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l mean, if he thinks that
that baby is breathtaking...
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...then who's not breathtaking?
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Maybe he just said it
because the mother was in the room.
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Yeah. Right.
That's a possibility.
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l have to find out.
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-How you gonna do that?
-l can be very clever.
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-l'm gonna take a swim.
-Oh, me too. l'll meet you down there.
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Don't go in.
Rachel's getting undressed.
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Oh, okay.
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-Hey!
-Oh, sorry.
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-Don't you knock?
-l'm sorry.
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Not like l'll see something
l've never seen before.
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-You might have.
-l didn't.
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You won't.
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What do you want anyway, George?
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Yes, George. l'm kind of
wondering myself.
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What is it that you want?
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No, l was just wondering
if you guys had any gum.
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So you were swimming
in the pool...
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...and you wanted some gum.
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Yes, because the water
was cold...
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...and the chewing warms me up.
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We don't have any gum.
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Okay. Thanks anyway.
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Strange man.
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Wait till you get to know him.
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-So where is this baby, anyway?
-Oh, check it out.
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l guarantee you've never seen
anything quite so objectionable.
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lt's down the hall,
third door on your left.
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Oh, my God!
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l'm sorry, l thought this was
the baby's room.
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l'm really sorry.
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l was in the pool!
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l was in the pool!
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Did she do it on purpose?
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lt was my fault.
l told her the wrong door.
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l was supposed to see her.
She wasn't supposed to see me.
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So what?
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Well, ordinarily l wouldn't mind.
But....
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But what?
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Well, l'd just got back
from swimming in the pool...
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...and the water was cold.
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-You mean shrinkage.
-Yes.
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Significant shrinkage.
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So you feel you were shortchanged?
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Yes.
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lf she thinks that's me, she's under
a complete misapprehension.
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That was not me, Jerry.
That was not me.
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Well, so, what's the difference?
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-What if she discusses it with Jane?
-Oh, she's not gonna tell Jane.
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-How do you know?
-Women aren't like us.
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They're worse!
They're much worse than us.
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They talk about everything.
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Could you tell her about
the shrinkage factor?
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No. l'm not gonna tell her
about your shrinkage.
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Besides, l think women know
about shrinkage.
247
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,395
How do women know
about shrinkage?
248
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,629
lsn't it common knowledge?
249
00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:00,999
-Elaine.
-Elaine.
250
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,697
Elaine!
251
00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:07,874
-What?
-Do women know about shrinkage?
252
00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:09,605
What do you mean, like laundry?
253
00:14:10,616 --> 00:14:11,605
No.
254
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:15,845
Like when a man goes swimming,
afterwards....
255
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,587
lt shrinks?
256
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,254
Like a frightened turtle.
257
00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:33,332
-Why does it shrink?
-lt just does.
258
00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:37,867
l don't know how you guys
walk around with those things.
259
00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:43,938
-Excellent lobster, Kramer.
-Really good.
260
00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:46,247
Rachel, aren't you gonna have any?
261
00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:48,545
No, l can't.
262
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,916
l'm kosher. We don't eat shellfish.
263
00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:53,615
You mean you've
never tasted lobster?
264
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:55,088
No.
265
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:58,589
You're so pious.
266
00:14:58,764 --> 00:15:00,322
l really respect that.
267
00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:01,727
You know, when you die...
268
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,199
...you're gonna get
some special attention.
269
00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:08,906
The baby's crying.
l'll go get him, he can sit with us.
270
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:12,009
No, no. You don't want to do that.
271
00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:14,236
-You'll be uncomfortable.
-Yeah. Finish eating.
272
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,472
The baby's not gonna have
any fun over here.
273
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,549
-We're not fun for a baby.
-Yeah.
274
00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,344
The lobsters will scare him.
275
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:24,389
l'm gonna get him.
276
00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:28,659
See? Look at this.
277
00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:32,892
Rachel, my T-shirt shrunk.
278
00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:36,193
lt used to be much bigger,
and now it shrunk.
279
00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:39,061
See, that's what water does.
280
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:41,297
lt shrinks things.
281
00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:45,239
Really? Tell us more, Mr. Science.
282
00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:50,546
What are you doing?
What are you laughing at?
283
00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:53,810
-lt's nothing, George.
-lt's very impolite to tell secrets.
284
00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:56,819
-Are you talking about me?
-What is it with you?
285
00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:59,548
Easy, big fella.
286
00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:01,790
Kramer, where did you
get these lobsters?
287
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:05,624
-At MacLeish's Fish Market?
-No. l got them in the ocean.
288
00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:07,827
The ocean? What do you mean?
289
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,561
Well, l found this rope
and l kept tugging on it...
290
00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:13,398
...all these lobsters came up.
291
00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:17,669
Those are commercial lobster traps.
You can't take lobsters from there.
292
00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:19,936
-That's against the law.
-Hey, take it easy.
293
00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:22,580
There are plenty of lobsters
in the ocean for everyone.
294
00:16:23,248 --> 00:16:25,341
My father was a lobsterman.
295
00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:27,314
He got up every morning at 4...
296
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,579
...and came home at night
stinking of brine.
297
00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:32,722
He sent me through law school
with the lobsters he caught.
298
00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:35,724
Here he is.
299
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,300
-Some night, huh?
-Yeah.
300
00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:52,535
l wish l had my telescope.
301
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:56,345
-Some dinner, huh?
-Yeah.
302
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,075
Nothing like really
fresh-caught lobster.
303
00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:01,242
Some house, huh?
304
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:04,252
lt was built by Mark Farbman.
305
00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:06,549
He built a lot of these homes here.
306
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,325
Some ugly baby, huh?
307
00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:14,461
-What did you say?
-l said...
308
00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:18,763
...''some snuggly baby.''
309
00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:22,437
He is something.
310
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,571
Well, to tell you the truth,
Dr. Pfeffer...
311
00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:29,680
...l was surprised to hear you use
a word like ''breathtaking''...
312
00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:31,543
...to describe a baby.
313
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:34,948
l mean, because you also
used it referring to me.
314
00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:40,784
Well, you know, Elaine, sometimes
you say a thing like that just to be nice.
315
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:46,894
You told her?
316
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,092
-Yeah. What's the big deal?
-You don't understand this organ.
317
00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:52,863
lt's very schizophrenic.
318
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:54,571
Anyway, what's the difference?
319
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,300
You're the ones who are
obsessed with this stuff, not us.
320
00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:59,239
l'm sure it wouldn't matter to Jane.
321
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,777
You're going back
to New York now?
322
00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:05,246
Yeah. l have some things
to do tomorrow.
323
00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:11,147
l think you spoke to your little friend
Rachel, that's what l think.
324
00:18:11,356 --> 00:18:12,823
So what if l did?
325
00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:16,483
And she didn't say something to you
about a certain something?
326
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:18,357
l don't know what
you're talking about.
327
00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:20,361
l think that you think...
328
00:18:20,532 --> 00:18:23,092
...that a certain something
is not all that it could be...
329
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:27,034
...when, in fact, it is
all that it should be and more.
330
00:18:27,706 --> 00:18:30,903
-l'm sure it is.
-Look, you don't understand.
331
00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:32,703
There was shrinkage.
332
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,478
You looking for this?
333
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,252
Oh, Kramer. You startled me.
334
00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:52,830
Well, l thought you might
wind up around here.
335
00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:55,330
Yeah, well, l couldn't stop...
336
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:58,800
...thinking about the way everybody
was enjoying the lobster so much.
337
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,769
And, well, l thought a little taste
couldn't hurt.
338
00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:05,068
-May l?
-No, l'm afraid l couldn't do that.
339
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:09,874
-Why not?
-Well, now, it wouldn't be kosher.
340
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,713
Come on, Kramer.
l really wanna try it.
341
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:15,649
No, l'm sorry, honey.
Not on my watch.
342
00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:19,551
Come on, Kramer.
343
00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:25,555
l just heard a car drive out.
What was that?
344
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:28,791
Oh, just Jane driving back
to New York in the middle of the night.
345
00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:36,999
George, thanks so much
for making breakfast.
346
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,269
These are the best
scrambled eggs ever.
347
00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:40,741
l didn't know you could cook.
348
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:44,371
Well, l'm just expressing my gratitude
to our gracious host.
349
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:46,848
Yes, George, the whole breakfast
is breathtaking.
350
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:52,981
-Good morning.
-Hey!
351
00:19:53,158 --> 00:19:54,921
-Hey, morning.
-Morning.
352
00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:57,994
Kramer, l wanna thank you
again for last night.
353
00:19:58,163 --> 00:20:00,529
-You really saved me.
-What happened?
354
00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:03,461
Well, l almost tried the lobster...
355
00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:04,932
...but Kramer stopped me.
356
00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:08,072
Well, l knew you'd regret it
for the rest of your life.
357
00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:09,968
You're right. l would have.
358
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,973
Hey, look at this guy.
359
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:14,078
-A little breakfast?
-Yeah.
360
00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:16,544
-And you eat eggs, don't you?
-Yes, l do.
361
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:19,513
-All right.
-Thank you.
362
00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:23,413
Delicious. Where did you learn
to make eggs like this?
363
00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:26,120
These are so good.
364
00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:27,918
Enjoying them?
365
00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:29,583
Oh, good.
366
00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:36,161
You know, you might wanna try
eating it with one of these.
367
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,704
There's lobster in these eggs?
368
00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:40,963
Not that much.
369
00:20:41,139 --> 00:20:43,664
You know, they tend
to shrink in the water.
370
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:48,479
Well, l guess l gotta go too.
371
00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:52,772
Well, this has turned out
to be one hell of a weekend.
372
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:55,882
Excuse me.
373
00:20:58,590 --> 00:20:59,648
Sorry to bother you.
374
00:20:59,825 --> 00:21:02,020
We're trying to track down
a lobster poacher...
375
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,923
...that cleaned out one of the traps.
376
00:21:04,162 --> 00:21:05,254
l wonder what's going on.
377
00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:08,430
Guess l should go up
and apologize.
378
00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:11,967
-There he is, officer.
-Yeah.
379
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,637
Don't you ever knock?!
380
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:22,203
l don't know why Rachel had
to drive back with Michael and Carol.
381
00:21:22,381 --> 00:21:23,575
Hey, if you saw me naked...
382
00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:26,309
...l wouldn't wanna ride
in the same car with you either.
383
00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:28,680
l still can't believe
Michael finked on Kramer.
384
00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:32,187
How is he gonna pay off
a $ 1 000 fine?
385
00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:34,621
They got some sort of program.
386
00:21:39,531 --> 00:21:41,021
What?
387
00:21:45,937 --> 00:21:49,429
Hey, there's a tomato stand.
Let's stop. l can get some more.
388
00:21:49,841 --> 00:21:52,105
Hey, isn't that Michael's car?
389
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,541
-There's Rachel.
-Where?
390
00:22:05,290 --> 00:22:09,090
Look at the work that people
will do to get to the ocean.
391
00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:12,526
They'll fight traffic and the heat
and the parking and the hot sand...
392
00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:14,359
...trying to get through the waves...
393
00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:15,898
...and the ironic thing is...
394
00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:19,526
...the ocean doesn't
even really want us in there.
395
00:22:19,705 --> 00:22:20,831
That's what surfing is.
396
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:24,840
Surfing is the ocean
throwing us out of itself.
397
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,477
You see?
398
00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:28,077
We keep trying to paddle in...
399
00:22:28,246 --> 00:22:30,976
...and the ocean is saying,
''No, you don't.''
400
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,874
The ocean is like a nightclub...
401
00:22:33,051 --> 00:22:35,884
...and the waves are bouncers
tossing us out.
402
00:22:36,054 --> 00:22:38,079
The undertow is like
the really mean bouncer.
403
00:22:38,256 --> 00:22:41,487
lnstead of throwing you out, they take
you in the back and rough you up.
404
00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:44,720
''Oh, you wanna come in?
How about coming in like 25 miles?''
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