Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000
www.tvsubtitles.net
2
00:00:02,068 --> 00:00:04,628
Aren't mannequins kind of an insult
to your imagination?
3
00:00:06,072 --> 00:00:07,630
You couldn't visualize a sweater...
4
00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:10,503
...so we'll show you on this
life-size, snotty puppet.
5
00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:13,009
When they're finished
they become crash-test dummies.
6
00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:14,908
The end of the line
for a mannequin.
7
00:00:15,382 --> 00:00:16,747
''Whatever happened to Bob?''
8
00:00:16,916 --> 00:00:19,077
''Have you seen that
new Volvo commercial?
9
00:00:19,586 --> 00:00:22,350
He's got a bull's-eye
right in his face.''
10
00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:25,988
Mannequins are only used
for car accidents and fashion...
11
00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:29,628
...two situations that it's impossible
for us to imagine ourselves:
12
00:00:29,796 --> 00:00:31,627
Well-dressed or getting killed.
13
00:00:32,132 --> 00:00:34,066
l'm sure some
pro-mannequin organization...
14
00:00:34,234 --> 00:00:35,963
...doesn't like
the term ''mannequin.''
15
00:00:36,136 --> 00:00:39,799
''Hey, they're not mannequins.
They're the life-deprived.''
16
00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:47,202
-That was really good.
-Yeah. Are you full?
17
00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:49,439
Oh, no. l've had just enough.
18
00:00:49,616 --> 00:00:52,244
Ah, here we go. Apple pie.
19
00:00:52,419 --> 00:00:55,411
Best apple pie in the city.
20
00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,493
Delicious.
21
00:01:01,694 --> 00:01:03,491
l'm not waiting for you.
22
00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:06,164
Take some.
23
00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:08,727
-No, thanks.
-You're not gonna have any?
24
00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:11,097
-No.
-Do you not like apple pie?
25
00:01:12,172 --> 00:01:14,766
-No. lt's not that.
-Well, at least taste it.
26
00:01:14,941 --> 00:01:16,169
No.
27
00:01:17,944 --> 00:01:20,811
-You won't even taste it?
-No.
28
00:01:21,981 --> 00:01:23,915
Come on, try it.
29
00:01:24,784 --> 00:01:26,775
A little taste.
30
00:01:27,954 --> 00:01:29,888
Come on.
31
00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:34,916
She wouldn't so much as taste it.
32
00:01:35,962 --> 00:01:37,554
-Did she say why?
-No.
33
00:01:37,730 --> 00:01:39,925
She just kept shaking
her head like this:
34
00:01:41,901 --> 00:01:43,232
-Maybe she's diabetic.
-No.
35
00:01:43,403 --> 00:01:45,633
She carries Entenmanns doughnuts
in her purse.
36
00:01:46,339 --> 00:01:48,603
Maybe you said something
that offended her.
37
00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:52,437
l told her we should have moving
walkways all over city.
38
00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,847
-Like at the airport?
-Yeah.
39
00:01:56,549 --> 00:01:58,449
-That's a great idea.
-Tell me about it.
40
00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:01,587
-We could be zipping everywhere.
-They could at least try it.
41
00:02:01,754 --> 00:02:03,551
-They never try.
-What's the harm?
42
00:02:03,723 --> 00:02:05,122
No harm!
43
00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:08,659
l'm sorry. There's no reason
for her not to taste that pie.
44
00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:10,489
-Who wouldn't taste the pie?
-Audrey.
45
00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:12,255
Dump her.
46
00:02:13,566 --> 00:02:15,864
l never broke up with anyone
for not tasting pie.
47
00:02:16,436 --> 00:02:19,530
l once broke up with someone
for not offering me pie.
48
00:02:20,006 --> 00:02:21,940
-You did?
-He could be eating a hero...
49
00:02:22,108 --> 00:02:24,702
...he wouldn't offer me anything.
lt's a sickness.
50
00:02:25,912 --> 00:02:27,436
Well, l can't walk anywhere now.
51
00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:30,276
l'm just gonna be wishing
there were walkways.
52
00:02:31,050 --> 00:02:33,518
-What are you doing?
-l got a pebble.
53
00:02:33,686 --> 00:02:35,551
l never heard of that
happening to a woman.
54
00:02:36,055 --> 00:02:37,386
What the hell does that mean?
55
00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:40,285
Hey. Oh, hey, Elaine.
56
00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:42,052
-What?
-Go like this:
57
00:02:42,228 --> 00:02:44,890
-What? Why?
-Do it, do it.
58
00:02:45,598 --> 00:02:47,190
-Like this:
-Like...
59
00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:50,331
-...like this?
-Oh, yeah!
60
00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:51,936
lt's you!
61
00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:54,666
-What's me?
-There's a clothing store downtown.
62
00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:57,708
They got a mannequin in there
that looks exactly like Elaine.
63
00:02:57,877 --> 00:02:59,742
-Get out!
-lt's uncanny!
64
00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:03,178
lt's like they chopped off your arms
and legs, dipped you in plastic...
65
00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:06,318
...screwed you all back together,
and stuck you on a pedestal.
66
00:03:06,553 --> 00:03:08,714
lt's really quite exquisite.
67
00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:13,684
-What's the name of the store?
-Rinitze.
68
00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,384
Oh, yeah.
69
00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,524
May l help you?
70
00:03:19,766 --> 00:03:22,234
lt's this itch. l was watching TV
without my shirt on...
71
00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:25,064
...and my couch cushion
didn't have any fabric on it.
72
00:03:25,471 --> 00:03:28,838
Wait a minute. Rinitze. Don't they
have some really cool suits in there?
73
00:03:29,008 --> 00:03:30,566
Real boss.
74
00:03:30,743 --> 00:03:32,711
-l'm going down there.
-l'll go with you.
75
00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:36,007
l gotta get a new suit. l got a second
interview with MacKenzie.
76
00:03:36,182 --> 00:03:39,549
l think l'm really close.
They're taking me to lunch on Friday.
77
00:03:39,819 --> 00:03:41,946
-Aren't you gonna need this?
-Keep it.
78
00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:50,255
lt looks exactly like me.
79
00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:55,190
lt's like some pod landed from
another planet and took your body.
80
00:03:55,768 --> 00:03:57,633
Don't fall asleep, Elaine.
81
00:03:58,404 --> 00:04:00,634
What's going on?
How do you think this happened?
82
00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:05,777
Whoa, look at this.
83
00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:08,839
This is a beautiful suit, huh?
84
00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:12,713
You think that could be a coincidence,
George? ls that possible?
85
00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:15,284
You are perfect for that suit.
86
00:04:16,856 --> 00:04:18,118
You think so?
87
00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:20,786
Excuse me.
Where did this come from?
88
00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,427
l don't know.
89
00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:24,426
You really think this looks
okay on me?
90
00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:27,464
Fabulous. Perfect fit.
And it's the last one we have.
91
00:04:28,034 --> 00:04:32,095
l'm sorry. You can't tell me
where the mannequin came from?
92
00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,763
l told you. l don't know.
93
00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:41,473
Well, is there somebody around here
l could talk to who would know?
94
00:04:41,981 --> 00:04:43,346
Why?
95
00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:46,485
lsn't it obvious? This mannequin
looks exactly like me.
96
00:04:49,355 --> 00:04:50,947
Did you just roll your eyes at him?
97
00:04:51,357 --> 00:04:54,019
lf anybody should be
rolling their eyes...
98
00:04:54,193 --> 00:04:56,684
...it is me at him about you.
99
00:04:59,732 --> 00:05:01,529
l think maybe
you're flattering yourself.
100
00:05:01,701 --> 00:05:04,670
That mannequin is wearing
a $ 1 200 Gaultier dress.
101
00:05:05,605 --> 00:05:09,507
What are you saying, that l'm not
good enough for this hideous dress?
102
00:05:09,776 --> 00:05:11,801
Listen, Natasha....
103
00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:15,013
l wouldn't be caught dead...
104
00:05:15,181 --> 00:05:18,116
...wearing your crummy
little Eurotrash rags.
105
00:05:18,751 --> 00:05:20,912
l'll meet you outside.
106
00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,587
-What is her problem?
-What can you do?
107
00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:29,093
ls this the price tag?
108
00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:32,493
-Yes.
-Yes, hello. Party's over.
109
00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:35,930
l'll tell you a little secret.
We're having an unadvertised sale...
110
00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:38,764
...starting Friday.
That suit will be half-price.
111
00:05:38,938 --> 00:05:41,429
You think you could put it
aside and hold it for me?
112
00:05:41,607 --> 00:05:43,268
l'm afraid l couldn't do that.
113
00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:45,968
lt wouldn't be fair
to the other customers.
114
00:05:46,145 --> 00:05:48,306
Oh, yes, of course.
115
00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:50,073
And we have to be fair.
116
00:05:59,926 --> 00:06:01,120
So...
117
00:06:01,327 --> 00:06:04,125
...l found out who supplies
the mannequins and l called him up.
118
00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:08,028
-How did they get your face?
-l don't know, they wouldn't tell me.
119
00:06:09,068 --> 00:06:10,501
Jerry?
120
00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:12,594
Hello?
121
00:06:15,641 --> 00:06:17,370
Excuse me.
122
00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:20,103
l noticed you offered her
a piece of your pie.
123
00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:21,803
That's right.
124
00:06:22,582 --> 00:06:25,210
-And you waved it away.
-Right.
125
00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,615
-Did you give her a reason?
-Yes.
126
00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:29,617
-l was full.
-You were full.
127
00:06:29,789 --> 00:06:32,314
So you gave a reason.
You didn't just shake your head.
128
00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:35,052
-No. l'm not a psycho.
-Exactly.
129
00:06:37,697 --> 00:06:39,824
You're not a psycho.
130
00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:44,063
You've been very helpful. Thank you
very much. Allow me to leave the tip.
131
00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:50,402
Well, l think we've proven
who the psycho is.
132
00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:52,908
We certainly have.
133
00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:57,142
Hey, Elaine, scratch my back.
134
00:06:57,316 --> 00:06:58,977
-No way.
-One lap around.
135
00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:01,017
-No.
-lt'll be a funky adventure.
136
00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:03,450
-Kramer, forget it.
-Jerry, how about you?
137
00:07:03,623 --> 00:07:05,523
l think you know my policy.
138
00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:09,125
l'm going home to spatula.
139
00:07:11,831 --> 00:07:13,423
l thought George
was meeting us here.
140
00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:15,624
No. He's going downtown
to guard the suit.
141
00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:19,002
He's guarding a suit?
142
00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,373
Do you need some
help with that itch?
143
00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:23,941
Madam, l pray
you're not toying with me.
144
00:07:26,879 --> 00:07:29,643
-Turn around.
-Oh, all right.
145
00:07:49,368 --> 00:07:52,132
-lt fits you perfectly.
-You think so?
146
00:07:52,872 --> 00:07:55,636
What is this? Can't l leave
this place for a second?
147
00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:08,815
Can l help you?
148
00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:11,986
l'm buying this suit.
149
00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:16,326
-No. This suit is not for sale.
-Excuse me, do you work here?
150
00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:19,495
No.
151
00:08:20,366 --> 00:08:22,732
Then what the hell
business is it of yours?
152
00:08:22,902 --> 00:08:24,426
l'm doing you a favor.
153
00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:26,366
They're having
an unadvertised sale.
154
00:08:26,539 --> 00:08:28,666
This suit will be
half-price starting Monday.
155
00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:32,368
-Really? This Monday?
-Yes. Take off those pants.
156
00:08:32,545 --> 00:08:35,241
Actually, the unadvertised sale
starts on Friday.
157
00:08:35,715 --> 00:08:37,649
Friday? Thanks.
158
00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:44,178
You know, for an unadvertised sale,
you're doing a lot of yapping about it.
159
00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:01,263
l can't believe
your father owns this place.
160
00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:03,939
So how are the desserts here?
161
00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:07,542
Everything is delicious.
162
00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:10,409
-You've tasted them?
-l think almost all of them.
163
00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:15,079
Oh, l see they have apple pie.
164
00:09:17,857 --> 00:09:21,054
-You've had the apple pie?
-Many times.
165
00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:26,090
Audrey, l gotta be honest with you.
166
00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:29,666
l'm a very curious guy.
lt's my nature. l need to know things.
167
00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:33,430
Not tasting the apple pie
the other day, l can't get past it.
168
00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:35,403
You obviously like pies.
169
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,874
You carry doughnuts in your bag.
You're not averse to pastry.
170
00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:41,740
Surely you could see how such
a thing would prey on my mind.
171
00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:44,075
-Can we drop this?
-Why can't l know?
172
00:09:44,884 --> 00:09:47,512
-Oh, Poppie.
-Sweetheart, hello.
173
00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:50,145
Poppie, this is Jerry.
174
00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:52,284
-Welcome.
-Hello, Poppie.
175
00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,090
Don't fill up on the bread.
176
00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:58,127
l'm making you
a very special dinner.
177
00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,196
Very special.
178
00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:03,734
The pies.
179
00:10:03,903 --> 00:10:06,633
l'm going to the bathroom.
You know.
180
00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:19,012
Ah, Jerry!
181
00:10:19,418 --> 00:10:22,387
Tonight you're in for a real treat.
182
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:25,182
l'm personally gonna
prepare the dinner...
183
00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:27,417
...for you and my Audrey.
184
00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:46,444
Jerry, are you okay?
185
00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,513
ls anything wrong?
186
00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:54,376
No. Nothing.
187
00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:58,346
You look like you've seen a ghost.
188
00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:11,164
l'll see you tomorrow.
189
00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:12,632
Hey.
190
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,374
-These are for you, Olive.
-Thank you.
191
00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:29,218
Here it is.
192
00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:32,389
Oh, wait till you taste this.
193
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,158
Poppie, this is perfect.
194
00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:42,332
Well?
195
00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:46,371
Jerry, have some.
196
00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:52,472
You're not gonna taste it?
197
00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:56,675
Jerry.
198
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,294
So she thought l did it
to get back at her.
199
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:11,760
Why didn't you just tell her?
200
00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:14,832
lt's not the kind of thing
you wanna hear about your father.
201
00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:18,962
When he came out of that bathroom,
and he was kneading that dough...
202
00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:21,463
...it was a wild scene.
203
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,403
How could he not have washed?
204
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:26,601
Even if you're not gonna soap up...
205
00:12:27,012 --> 00:12:30,778
...at least pretend, for my benefit.
Turn the water on. Do something.
206
00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:33,517
Yeah, just like l do.
207
00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:39,919
You know, a chef who doesn't wash
is like a cop who steals.
208
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:42,526
lt's a cry for help.
He wants to get caught.
209
00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:44,458
l think Poppie's got some problems.
210
00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:47,190
There's a whole other thing
going on with Poppie.
211
00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:50,958
-So how did you leave it?
-We haven't spoken.
212
00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:55,505
Hey. Hey, George.
l'm not gonna need this anymore.
213
00:12:55,741 --> 00:12:57,368
l got Olive.
214
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,803
-Olive?
-My lady friend down at Monk's.
215
00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:05,542
You guys ought to see the way
she works her nails across my back.
216
00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:10,146
She's a maestro-- The crisscross...
217
00:13:10,322 --> 00:13:13,485
...the figure eight,
strumming the old banjo...
218
00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:16,651
...and this wild, savage free-for-all...
219
00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:18,660
...where anything can happen.
220
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:21,356
l gotta get downtown
and buy that suit.
221
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:24,970
-Store opens in 20 minutes.
-ls that Elaine mannequin still there?
222
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:28,004
Yeah. The last time l saw her...
223
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,509
...she was naked.
224
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:34,207
Yeah. And Poppie's got problems.
225
00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:46,020
Where is it? Where is it?
226
00:13:47,593 --> 00:13:49,720
Well, look at this.
227
00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:52,523
This doesn't belong here.
228
00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:55,696
Someone has made
a terrible mistake.
229
00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:58,131
You bastard!
230
00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:02,236
-You hid the suit.
-Hid?
231
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:05,433
l have no idea
how this suit got misplaced.
232
00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:08,405
Nevertheless, l do believe
l shall purchase it.
233
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,879
l hope you rot in that suit.
234
00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:14,281
l'll get you for this. l don't know how,
but l'm gonna get you.
235
00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:17,547
-You are gonna pay.
-Oh, l'll pay.
236
00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:19,849
Half-price.
237
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:23,620
Arrivederci, my fellow 40-short.
238
00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:29,598
l made a list of people who might
have made the mannequin.
239
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:31,861
You know, possible suspects.
240
00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:34,369
-Yeah, all right. Go ahead.
-Okay.
241
00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:38,704
All right, well, there's this blind guy
at a party l was at...
242
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,870
...and he felt my face
for a really long time...
243
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,844
...to see what l looked like.
244
00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:46,484
He almost put
his finger up my nose.
245
00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:48,950
-What else you got?
-Okay.
246
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:50,850
l won't tell you the rest of the list.
247
00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:52,888
Because l didn't think
the blind guy did it?
248
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,787
Because you have an attitude.
249
00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:01,196
Oh, Georgie.
250
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,665
-Nice duds.
-You're telling me.
251
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:12,976
So, what do you think?
252
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,944
-Did you hear something?
-Yeah, like a swoosh.
253
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:17,446
Yeah.
254
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,250
lt must be the fabric.
255
00:15:21,453 --> 00:15:24,820
lt's rubbing between your thighs
when you walk.
256
00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:27,720
That's what's making
that swooshy sound.
257
00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:38,859
l didn't hear it on the way over
because of the street noise.
258
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:43,936
This is no good!
259
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:46,543
l gotta meet these guys
from MacKenzie for lunch!
260
00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:48,606
So what? What would they care?
261
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,942
This MacKenzie guy,
he's a bit of a nut.
262
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:55,382
He fired the last guy because
his nose whistled when he breathed.
263
00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:58,318
So you're not gonna get the job
because your pants make noise?
264
00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:00,651
Let's say it's between me
and one other guy.
265
00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:03,624
He's got a quiet suit,
and l'm whooshing all over the place!
266
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,627
Who do you think he's gonna hire?
267
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,062
All these interviews
are making you nuts.
268
00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:10,565
Jerry, l saw your girlfriend
was in here before.
269
00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:13,466
-Audrey?
-Sat down, had herself a piece of pie.
270
00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:17,507
-Was it apple?
-What else?
271
00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:20,008
This woman is bending
my mind into a pretzel.
272
00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:23,909
Do l know you?
273
00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:26,145
No, you don't.
274
00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:28,149
Yeah.
275
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:32,483
You were wearing a G-string
and one of those bras with points.
276
00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:36,389
The mannequin!
277
00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:39,260
Oh, l gotta see this thing.
278
00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:49,206
Boy, the resemblance is uncanny.
279
00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:54,044
You think you can pose me
however you want?
280
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:56,647
That's my ass in your window.
281
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,218
lt's our mannequin.
We can do whatever we want.
282
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:03,412
No. You take that mannequin
down right now...
283
00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:06,988
...or l am pressing charges.
Yes. This is my attorney.
284
00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:09,252
Yeah? What law am l breaking?
285
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,730
l believe there is some
legal precedent...
286
00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:16,196
...Winchell v. Mahoney.
The Charlie McCarthy hearings.
287
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:19,599
-Are you taking this down?
-l'm getting the manager.
288
00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:21,969
-Jerry, get the car.
-What are you doing?
289
00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:24,301
-Just get the car.
-As your legal counsel...
290
00:17:24,476 --> 00:17:26,671
...l must advise against this.
291
00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:37,421
l don't know about you, but l'm getting
a hankering for some Doublemint gum.
292
00:17:37,956 --> 00:17:40,220
l'm dropping you off at work, right?
293
00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:41,950
Where are you going?
294
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,457
Poppie's.
295
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,199
Thanks for meeting me
down here, George.
296
00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:51,734
My office is out of control. Phones
ringing, people running in and out.
297
00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:57,069
Did you hear something?
298
00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:59,176
No, l didn't hear anything.
299
00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:02,910
That's strange.
300
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:04,909
lt's quieter down here.
301
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:08,018
We can concentrate without
people whooshing around.
302
00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:12,488
That sound again.
303
00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:16,184
Sure you didn't hear anything?
304
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:18,363
No, can't say as l did.
305
00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:21,625
Kind of like a...
306
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,427
...rustling.
307
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,433
Could be the leaves.
308
00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:32,739
That's right. Poppie's on 7 7th.
309
00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:35,505
Okay. We'll see you at 8.
Bye-bye.
310
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:36,909
Hello.
311
00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:40,515
-What are you doing here?
-So how was the pie?
312
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,847
-What pie?
-The apple pie...
313
00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:44,488
...you had today at Monk's.
314
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:47,691
-l'm very busy here.
-Pretty good, wasn't it?
315
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,885
l told you you should've tasted it.
316
00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:51,729
You better not let
Poppie see you.
317
00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:53,990
All right, l'm looking for Poppie.
318
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,031
-Who are you?
-Board of Health.
319
00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:58,669
-We've had complaints.
-Oh, about the, uh....
320
00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:02,337
-You Poppie?
-l'm Poppie.
321
00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:05,176
Think you better come with me.
322
00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:07,504
What's the problem?
323
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:10,508
What do they want from Poppie?
324
00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:12,946
Well, Poppie's a little sloppy.
325
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:22,624
You thought l'd care
about your pants whooshing?
326
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:26,989
l heard the last guy got fired
because his nose whistled.
327
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:31,258
No. He got fired because
he wasn't a team player.
328
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:33,665
That's something we don't joke
about at MacKenzie.
329
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:37,002
We're a team here.
We don't tolerate dissent.
330
00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:39,767
You wanna go your own way,
you're in the wrong place.
331
00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:42,212
No problem there.
332
00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:44,747
Conformity's an obsession with me.
333
00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:48,717
Chocolate cream pie,
compliments of the house.
334
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,045
Hope you saved room for dessert.
335
00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:54,351
The chef said that
he made it special for you.
336
00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:00,563
Best pie l've ever tasted.
337
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,394
Take a bite, George.
338
00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:06,131
Take a bite.
339
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:09,433
lt's delicious.
340
00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:12,133
l insist.
341
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:15,109
lf you're one of us, you'll take a bite.
342
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,283
-So you didn't get the job?
-No.
343
00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:27,216
But l was the only one at the table
that didn't get violently ill.
344
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,355
Kramer, you can't keep
avoiding her like this.
345
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,325
-You have to say something.
-What?
346
00:20:32,497 --> 00:20:34,931
-Tell her you lost your itch.
-What happened to it?
347
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,000
l lost it two days ago.
348
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,899
l've been faking it
so l wouldn't hurt her feelings.
349
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,801
You should tell her.
350
00:20:42,774 --> 00:20:44,537
l'll let her down easy.
351
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,643
All right.
352
00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:50,847
Well. Hi, Olive.
353
00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:53,813
No, no. No more of that.
354
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:57,012
-There's something l have to tell you.
-What?
355
00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:59,147
Well, there's someone else.
356
00:20:59,324 --> 00:21:00,985
-Someone else?
-Yeah.
357
00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:02,683
Who is she?
358
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,658
Her.
359
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,032
-Her?
-Yeah. There she is.
360
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,326
-That's my gal.
-You're a liar.
361
00:21:10,502 --> 00:21:12,800
l've seen her before.
She's not your girlfriend.
362
00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:14,598
Now, Olive, look, l'm sorry.
363
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:17,071
Why is she wearing her underwear?
364
00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:19,107
Well, it's a style.
365
00:21:19,511 --> 00:21:21,376
Jerry, give me the keys.
366
00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:26,714
Well, l guess we're gonna go
for a drive now. She really loves that.
367
00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,477
You ever solve the riddle of the pie?
368
00:21:59,851 --> 00:22:02,046
No, that's one for the ages.
369
00:22:02,688 --> 00:22:06,681
But l think they're gonna put
Poppie away for a long, long time.
370
00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:13,996
You're not gonna believe this.
371
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,657
l just got a letter
from a friend of mine in Chicago...
372
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:20,965
...who was shopping, and she saw
a mannequin that looked just like me.
373
00:22:21,239 --> 00:22:25,073
What if there are more?
Where are they coming from?
374
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:30,147
Ricky, we've been getting
a tremendous response...
375
00:22:30,315 --> 00:22:31,942
...to your TR-6 mannequin.
376
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,584
TR-6?
377
00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:38,516
l prefer to think of her as...
378
00:22:39,057 --> 00:22:40,888
...Elaine.
28513
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
