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The whale's supposed to be
an intelligent animal.
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You hear about how they communicate
by song from miles away...
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...how extensive their vocabulary is.
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From the rate we're pushing
the whales off the beach...
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...back into the ocean,
the words ''shore'' and ''close''...
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...do not appear to be
in their vocabulary.
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l'd say to them,
''Concentrate less on the singing...
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...a little more on the approaching
Cuervo beach volleyball tournament...
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...if you want to maintain
that brainy-mammal image.''
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I can't believe this.What a dope!
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Excuse me. l'm sorry.
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This is....
This is kind of embarrassing...
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...but there's no toilet paper
over here.
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Are you talking to me?
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Yeah. l just forgot to check,
so if you could spare some....
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No, l'm sorry.
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-What?
-No, l'm sorry. l can't spare it.
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-You can't spare it?
-No. There's not enough to spare.
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Well, l don't need much.
Just three squares will do it.
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l'm sorry, l don't have three squares.
Now, if you don't mind....
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Three squares?
You can't spare three squares?
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No, l don't have a square to spare.
l can't spare a square!
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Well, is it two-ply? Because
if it's two-ply, l'll take one ply.
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One ply. One puny little ply.
l'll take one measly ply!
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Look, l don't have a square
and l don't have a ply!
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No, no, don't go! l beg you!
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l love this artificial flavoring.
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l like it better than butter.
l think it's more consistent.
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You would not believe what just
happened to me in the bathroom.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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-Hey, where's my popcorn, babe?
-What?
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My popcorn. You were supposed
to get me popcorn.
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Did you forget about me, babe?
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You would not believe what just
happened to me in the bathroom.
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l mean, a person needs a certain
amount of toilet paper to be covered.
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l simply could not spare it.
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This woman just didn't get it.
She kept harassing me.
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Three squares!
That's all l was asking for.
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Three squares!
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She wouldn't stop.
''Help me! Help me!''
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She was insane.
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l was begging her.
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''Please, please!''
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She was insane.
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Who does she think she is?
How dare she?
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Do you want me to get
the manager?
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Too bad they don't have old ladies
walking around with flashlights.
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-Flush her out.
-l don't even know what she looks like.
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l wonder where Elaine is sitting.
l really wanted you to meet her.
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She's supposed to be here
with her new boyfriend.
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l wonder where Jerry's sitting.
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He's supposed to be here
with his new girlfriend.
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-l'm dying to see what she looks like.
-Hey.
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You think if l jumped off
that balcony, l'd get hurt?
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-Hey. Hey, guy.
-Hey.
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Can l use your phone
in your bedroom?
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What's the matter with yours?
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My batteries are dead.
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lt's not one of those 9 76 calls, is it?
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Come on. Let me use it.
Five minutes. l'll pay you back.
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Why do you do that?
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l am never going
to the movies again.
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Where were you last night?
l looked for you.
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l looked for you too.
l was over on the side.
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Oh, with pretty boy Tony.
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-Yeah, right. Okay.
-''Hey. Hey.'' Tony.
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-''Hey.''
-That's nice. Listen to this.
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l am in the bathroom, right,
before the movie starts...
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...and l'm in the stall,
and there's no toilet paper.
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No what?
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Toilet paper.
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So...
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...l ask this woman in the stall
next to me for some...
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...and she refuses!
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Well, maybe she couldn't spare it.
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-A square?
-Well, you know...
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...sometimes a square is everything.
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-A ply?
-Elaine, you cannot judge a person...
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...in a situation like that. lt's like asking
for someone's canteen in the desert.
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-lt's battle conditions.
-Yeah, well...
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...l just hope l run
into her again, okay?
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Because l will never forget that
flinty voice. lt is tattooed in my brain.
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lf l hear it, watch out.
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So listen, what happened
with Jane last night?
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Jane, she.... She....
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The four of us are going out
Saturday. That should be fun.
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Yeah, that should be real fun.
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-lt's getting late. Can l call Tony?
-Yeah.
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Then we'll get a caband we'll do it in the back seat.
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How's that, Andre?
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-Andre?
-What about the driver?
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-We'd get in an accident.
-So what?
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Well, that wouldn't be very good.
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Hey, Andre, get the hell off
the phone!
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-What is going on? Who is Andre?
-Kramer's Andre.
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He's fooling around
with these 9 76 numbers.
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Hey, l told you, l don't want you
doing that on my phone!
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Jerry, l'm telling you,
this phone-sex thing is hilarious.
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Like this Erica woman. Here, look.
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You gotta call her.
What a voice she uses.
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You know, it's weird, because
that voice sounded familiar to me.
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-You hungry? Wanna--? Monk's?
-No. l gotta go downtown.
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-You're giving me a lift home, right?
-Yeah.
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So listen, what happened
last night with Jane?
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Oh, nothing.
She just choked on a Jujube.
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You know, l hate to tell you this,
but it is time to defrost your freezer.
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l know.
l just can't bring myself to do it.
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Meanwhile that freezer keeps
getting smaller and smaller.
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Don't wanna keep Tony waiting.
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-Hey, you got a problem with Tony?
-Hunky Tony. ''Hey.''
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Okay. Jerry, l would be going out with
him no matter what he looked like.
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-Of course you would.
-Oh, yeah. Like you're one to talk.
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-Elaine...
-What?
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...it's different for a man.
We're expected to be superficial.
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-l'm not being superficial.
-Elaine, he's a male bimbo.
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He's a ''mimbo.''
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He's not a mimbo.
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He is an exciting, charismatic man...
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...who just happens to have
a perfect face.
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And that's why
you're going out with him.
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No, it is not.
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You know, l think George
has a non-sexual crush on him.
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l think he does too.
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l mean, every time l see him,
it's Tony this, Tony that.
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George is like a schoolgirl
around him.
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So l said:
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''Hey, dude...
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...you better step off.''
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-Step off?
-Yeah.
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You said, ''Step off''?
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God, that is too much!
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Hey, hey, Tony...
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...l just had this brainstorm for us.
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-Can you guess what it is?
-No.
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Bowling.
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What do you say? Bowling, huh?
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Bowling's insane!
Bowling is crazy time!
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Bowling?
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l don't think so, George.
You get no rush from bowling.
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Rush? You want a rush?
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Drop a ball on your toe, my friend!
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Talk about a rush,
you'll be throbbing!
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-You'll see visions!
-No, no, no.
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l'm thinking...
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...rock climbing.
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All right! Rock climbing!
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Just the two of us? All right. All right.
Hey, l'll make some sandwiches.
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What do you like?
Tuna, peanut butter?
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-Whatever.
-All right. l gotta buy some bread.
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You know, l am definitely down
for some rock climbing.
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Yeah, me too. l am down.
l am totally down.
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Mark me down.
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Cool. So, what do you say
we climb a rock mañana?
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Mañana.
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Mañana might be a problem.
l'm supposed to...
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...have a boil lanced mañana...
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...and l think they charge me if l cancel
with only one mañana's notice.
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-Hey, Kramer!
-Hey, Tony.
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-Hey!
-Hey, Georgie.
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Kramer, my man,
what are you doing mañana?
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Mañana l'm doing nada.
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What do you say you scale some rock
with me and George?
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Tony, that's gonna be
too many sandwiches.
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Come on, Kramer.
What do you say?
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Kramer, it's pretty dangerous
up there.
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-No, l'm down.
-Yes!
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-Yeah! l'll see you.
-All right, buddy. Take it easy, Kramer.
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You down, George? What's wrong?
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-Oh, no, l am down.
-Yeah!
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Rock climbing?
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Where do you come off
going rock climbing?
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Rock climbing?
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You need a boost
to climb into your bed.
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All right. All right.
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What is it with you and Tony?
What, you're his sidekick now?
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Yeah. That's right. l like it.
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He's such a cool guy.
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''A cool guy''?
What, are you in eighth grade?
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He's the first cool guy
l've ever been friends with in my life.
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lt's a different world
when you're with a cool guy.
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He's not afraid of anybody.
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You should hear the way
he talks to waitresses.
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He gets free pie!
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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-Nice move today.
-What?
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Horning in on my rock-climbing trip!
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lt's just supposed to be
me and Tony.
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-He asked me.
-You put him on the spot.
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You know, l think that
you're in love with him.
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What?
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-That's ridiculous!
-No, no. l don't think so.
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You love him.
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You better be careful on
those rocks tomorrow, buddy.
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And you're not getting
any sandwiches either!
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-You're making sandwiches?
-Hello?
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l don't know if there's gonna be
places to eat up there.
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-Who?
-Elaine, does Tony like peanut butter?
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Hates it.
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Good thing l asked.
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Who is it?
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-Well, she says Jane.
-Yeah, so?
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Well, that voice, it's very familiar.
Throaty, almost flinty.
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-Did you say ''flinty''?
-Yeah. Yeah. Flinty.
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Hello!
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Hello!
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Hey, George, you hear that echo?
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Oh, God, please get off me!
l don't want to die up here!
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Please! Please, please stop moving.
That's all l ask of you.
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-Kramer! Kramer!
-Let go! Hey!
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George, let go of my leg!
Grab the rock!
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-Grab the rock!
-What rock?
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The rock in front of you!
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Come on, grab it!
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You've gotta relax.
Try to yodel. Yodel.
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-That's it. That's it.
-George! Kramer!
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-Yeah?
-Take the rope...
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...thread it through the carabiner
and knot it.
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Then l'll climb up to where you are.
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-All right. George, you got it?
-Yeah.
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-You got it, George?
-Yeah.
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All right, take it.
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Hey, George,
you got anything to eat, dude?
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Yeah, l....
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l got some sandwiches.
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l got tuna and salmon salad, Tony...
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...because l know
you don't like peanut butter.
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What?
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Do some--
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l've got oil all over me.
Can l have your napkin?
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-What?
-Your napkin. l'm dripping.
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-Well, where's your napkin?
-l used it up.
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Well, l need mine.
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Oh, God, look at the time.
l gotta get to work.
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You know, l'd like to hear
about this job of yours.
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l told you already, it's very boring.
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You know, l think l had
a little too much garlic.
238
00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:28,136
-Can l have a piece of your gum?
-You're fine.
239
00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:31,410
-Oh, how's this thing work?
-Just press it.
240
00:12:32,618 --> 00:12:34,609
-It's Elaine.
-Oh, come on up.
241
00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,585
-Who is it?
-lt's Elaine.
242
00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:41,853
-ls she coming up?
-Yeah.
243
00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:47,458
Your breath is a little garlicky.
You better take some gum.
244
00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:50,099
-Okay.
-Here, have a couple pieces.
245
00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:52,703
lt's weak. Weak gum. Yeah.
246
00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:55,636
-Have some more. For the road.
-lsn't that too much?
247
00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:58,436
Trust me. Believe me.
248
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:01,170
-lt's good. Yes.
-Smells?
249
00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:03,372
Yeah. Stinks. Terrible.
250
00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:04,977
-Hi, Elaine.
-Hi.
251
00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:07,813
How are you? This is Jane. Elaine.
252
00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:10,248
-Hi.
-Hi.
253
00:13:12,057 --> 00:13:14,491
Nice to meet you finally.
254
00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:17,356
lt is so nice to meet you.
255
00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:19,689
l look forward to Saturday night.
256
00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:21,557
Yeah, me too.
257
00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:25,028
-Okay, so l'll see you Saturday night.
-Saturday night.
258
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:33,536
What is with the gum?
259
00:13:33,712 --> 00:13:37,148
lt's a big problem. She puts like four
pieces in her mouth. lt's ridiculous.
260
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:39,216
l don't think we can
get together Saturday.
261
00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:42,843
-Because of the gum?
-Well, it's too much. lt's embarrassing.
262
00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:47,381
-Why does she chew so many?
-She always has to be different.
263
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:50,996
-She's in there. l can hear her.
-All right, who's gonna tell her?
264
00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:52,958
-You tell her.
-lt was your fault.
265
00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:55,157
lf you hadn't come,
it wouldn't have happened!
266
00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:57,695
l was the one who was invited,
you--
267
00:13:57,870 --> 00:14:00,430
-Well, look. Look who's here.
-Hey!
268
00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:02,904
-What are you doing here?
-You're alive!
269
00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:04,770
Yeah. Yeah.
270
00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:07,474
-Did you have fun?
-Yeah.
271
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,545
-Well.... Yes.
-For a little while.
272
00:14:12,117 --> 00:14:13,982
Where's Tony?
273
00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:18,822
Kramer was supposed to tie a knot--
274
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:24,053
-You were supposed to tie the knot.
-What, did something happen?
275
00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:25,725
Well...
276
00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:28,961
...Tony took a bit of a tumble.
277
00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:33,767
His face? Did something
happened to his face?
278
00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:38,907
Well, it all depends on what
you mean by ''happen.''
279
00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:40,408
-He's alive.
-Yeah.
280
00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:42,774
What happened to his face?
Tell me, what happened?
281
00:14:42,948 --> 00:14:48,079
Well, you see, he slipped
and landed on a kind of a....
282
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:49,812
-A rock.
-Yeah.
283
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:52,447
-The ambulance got there quickly.
-A big rock.
284
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,092
We rode with him to the hospital.
285
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,820
Yeah. l sang ''99 Bottles
of Beer on the Wall.''
286
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:03,057
Well, aside from that,
how'd he like the sandwiches?
287
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,966
So, what did the doctor say?
288
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:11,940
They said....
289
00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:15,638
-They said l'm coming along.
-Yeah.
290
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,616
But what else did they say?
291
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,278
Well, let's see. They said:
292
00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:25,787
''Tony, try to keep it clean.''
293
00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:28,152
Right. Yeah. No, l mean...
294
00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:30,818
...did they get into stuff like...
295
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:33,931
...long, jagged scars...
296
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:37,694
...or gross deformities,
major skin grafts, stuff like that?
297
00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:40,872
l really don't remember.
l was kind of out of it...
298
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,271
...the first couple of days.
l was on a lot of medication.
299
00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:46,774
lt was kind of like a haze.
lt was pretty cool.
300
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:53,183
But, you know, in this
medicated haze...
301
00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:55,980
...in this sort of woozy state...
302
00:15:56,155 --> 00:15:58,385
...do you recall the words...
303
00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:02,492
...''radical reconstructive surgery''
being uttered?
304
00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:04,728
l don't know. l don't know.
305
00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:08,655
-Think, Tony. Think.
-l'm drawing a blank, babe.
306
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,493
Excuse me.
307
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:19,841
-Hi, Elaine.
-Yeah, this--
308
00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:23,140
-This isn't a very good time, George.
-l just wanted...
309
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:24,873
...to talk to Tony for a minute.
310
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:28,383
Step off, George.
l don't want to see you.
311
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:31,045
-Me? Step off?
-Yeah.
312
00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:33,850
Tony says you better step off,
George, so....
313
00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:37,689
But why? lt wasn't my fault. l--
You asked me for a sandwich. l--
314
00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:40,423
l made such delicious
sandwiches, Elaine.
315
00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:42,733
Just beat it, dude!
316
00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:45,199
Here, Elaine, here. lt's Superman.
317
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:49,637
Tony, please. Next time,
it'll just be the two of us.
318
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:53,042
There won't be any next time,
George.
319
00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:57,514
-Oh, Tony, don't.
-Okay.
320
00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:01,780
Step off, George, okay?
Can you just step off? Step off.
321
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,683
Step off. Step off.
322
00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:09,791
-George, wait, wait.
-Yes?
323
00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:12,122
Would you throw this trash out?
324
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:18,402
Oh, l've been waiting a while for this.
325
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,438
lt's a shame Tony
got all banged up.
326
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:28,580
We're not gonna be able
to get together.
327
00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:31,511
-Oh, that's too bad. What a shame.
-Yeah, it is.
328
00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:34,584
lt's a damn shame.
A damn shame.
329
00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:38,454
-Maybe when he's feeling better.
-Yeah. Without a doubt. l'm down.
330
00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:41,487
-Oh, hey. How you doing?
-Hey, hey.
331
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:44,026
-Jane, this is my neighbor, Kramer.
-Oh, hey.
332
00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:45,959
Hello, Kramer.
333
00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:54,734
Well, hello, Jane.
334
00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:58,434
Jerry's told me so much about you,
l feel like l know you intimately.
335
00:17:58,610 --> 00:18:00,407
l don't think so.
No, we never met.
336
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,548
-l never talked to you on the phone.
-Where you going?
337
00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:06,343
-Uptown. To the Y.
-l'm going uptown. Wanna split a cab?
338
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,183
What about the driver?
339
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:14,925
What are you talking about?
340
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,688
l changed my mind.
Yeah, l don't think l'm gonna go now.
341
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:20,861
All right, l'll see you later.
Nice meeting you.
342
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,523
See you.
343
00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:27,004
-What's with you?
-That's her.
344
00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:28,764
-Who?
-Erica! She's Erica!
345
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,799
Oh, you think she's Erica,
the phone-sex woman?
346
00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:35,105
Jerry, that voice
is tattooed on my brain, it's her.
347
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,646
-l'm telling you, it's her!
-Oh, you're crazy.
348
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:42,810
Am l? Or am l so sane
that you just blew your mind?
349
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,519
-lt's impossible!
-ls it?
350
00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:50,958
Or is it so possible that your head
is spinning like a top?
351
00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:53,388
-lt can't be!
-Can't it?
352
00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:57,160
Or is your entire world
just crashing down all around you?
353
00:18:57,336 --> 00:19:00,169
-All right. That's enough.
-Yeah!
354
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:06,842
He's supposed to get
the bandages off on Sunday.
355
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:09,746
-What if?
-What?
356
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:11,839
You know:
357
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:16,411
You're afraid he might look
like Zippy the Pinhead.
358
00:19:17,122 --> 00:19:19,647
Yeah. l mean,
what is my obligation here?
359
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,190
You know, we were just dating.
360
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,727
lt was probably gonna be over
in a couple of weeks anyway.
361
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:27,156
l thought you didn't care
about his looks.
362
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:28,924
l lied.
363
00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:33,835
Are you kidding?
He's a mimbo. l know that.
364
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:39,905
But he's my mimbo.
And even if he is a hideous freak...
365
00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:42,512
...maybe l can learn to love him.
366
00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:45,908
And maybe in some final irony...
367
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:50,350
...l'll learn what love really is.
368
00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:53,721
You know, Jerry?
369
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,390
l'm sorry. l didn't get most of that.
370
00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:01,528
-ls that Kramer over there?
-Yeah. Yeah.
371
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,531
Hey, Kramer.
372
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,499
-Hey.
-Hey.
373
00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:08,467
-lt's all set.
-What's all set?
374
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,905
Erica's gonna meet me here.
Now we're gonna find out the truth.
375
00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:15,205
-How'd you get her to meet you here?
-We have a certain chemistry.
376
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:18,106
Oh, my God!
377
00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:20,376
Hi. l thought l'd find you here.
378
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:24,519
-Hello, Erica.
-Erica? What are you talking about?
379
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:27,158
How could you say things
like that over the phone?
380
00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:29,056
What are you talking about?
381
00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:32,424
Selling sexual pleasure
on the phone?
382
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:35,123
l sell paper goods, you jerk.
383
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,961
Paper goods?
384
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:38,968
Excuse me.
Do you have a tissue?
385
00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:43,141
No, l'm sorry. l can't spare it.
There's just not enough to spare.
386
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:49,075
Where's the ladies' room?
387
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:52,813
l have to go to the bathroom too.
388
00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:08,059
Oh, damn.
389
00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:10,431
Something wrong?
390
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:14,265
Yeah, there's no toilet paper in here.
l usually check. Would you mind?
391
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:18,576
l can't. l don't have it.
l don't have a square to spare.
392
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,639
l can't spare a square.
393
00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:23,647
Hey, wait a minute.
394
00:21:23,815 --> 00:21:26,181
-l know you!
-That's right, honey.
395
00:21:26,351 --> 00:21:28,842
-And l know you!
-No. Wait!
396
00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:30,715
No!
397
00:21:35,394 --> 00:21:37,624
-Here. Take it.
-Thanks.
398
00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:46,230
Don't call me anymore.
399
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:50,740
You either.
400
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:05,556
Now, of course, the thing is
extreme sports. Bungee jumping.
401
00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:09,216
To me, the bungee jumping is a sport,
so is being a crash-test dummy.
402
00:22:09,394 --> 00:22:12,022
Just leaning does not
make it a sport.
403
00:22:12,197 --> 00:22:14,995
lt's like a Wile E. Coyote idea,
isn't it?
404
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,964
The thing l wonder about
the skydiving...
405
00:22:17,135 --> 00:22:19,194
...is why do they even
bother with the helmets?
406
00:22:21,606 --> 00:22:23,801
Can you almost make it?
407
00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:28,112
You might as well wear a party hat.
What's the difference?
408
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:31,647
You jump out of a plane
20,000 feet in the air...
409
00:22:31,817 --> 00:22:33,808
...the chute doesn't open,
l got news for you:
410
00:22:33,985 --> 00:22:36,783
The helmet is now wearing you
for protection.
411
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:39,456
Later on, the helmet is talking
to the other helmets:
412
00:22:39,725 --> 00:22:42,751
''Good thing he was there, or
l would have hit the ground directly.''
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