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All right, Professor Proton fans,
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get ready to meet Dr. Sheldon Cooper
and Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler,
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a pair of real life scientists
who may win the Nobel Prize.
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That's like the Kids' Choice Award,
but with more science and less slime.
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Hi. Thanks for having us.
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Kids' Choice...
Why would they let kids choose anything?
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They're basically human larva.
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Well, they are kind
of our target audience.
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Greetings, children.
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Toys, am I right?
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He is. He has hundreds of them!
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So, you two have discovered something
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that a lot of people
are really excited about.
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We have.
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Now, before you explain it,
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keep in mind that
our average viewer is this many.
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Okay. Imagine you're looking
in a mirror.
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The image you see looks just like you.
That's called symmetrical.
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Now, imagine you have a billion mirrors
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and each of them reflects
one thing about you correctly
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and a billion things
about you incorrectly,
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and imagine the set of incorrect things
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are floating in
an abstract n-dimensional hyperspace.
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Now, imagine there was never
a mirror to begin with.
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- Oh, was that a doorbell?
- I didn't hear anything.
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Huh, there it is again.
Sheldon, why don't you answer it?
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But I don't know who it is.
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Maybe it's a special guest
who I invited just to surprise you.
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Why don't you open it up and find out?
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This is a terrible message
to send to children.
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Children, you never open the door if
you don't know who's on the other side.
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You always make
your mommy or daddy do it
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while you hide under the bed and try to
imagine what your superhero name will be
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when you avenge their deaths.
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I'll get it.
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But it can't be the Silver Shadow.
That's mine.
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Hello.
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Captain on the bridge!
Captain on the bridge!
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You're William Shatner.
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You can call me Bill.
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- Ooh, can I call you Captain?
- No.
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- Please?
- No.
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Please?
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Sure.
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Will you call me
Science Officer Cooper?
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This has gotta stop.
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I think you know how to make it stop.
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Put her there, Science Officer Cooper!
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Put her there,
Science Officer Cooper!
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Oh, poor Shatner.
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Poor Shatner? I have to eat lunch now.
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Look, Sheldon's pretty embarrassed,
so when he gets here we should...
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- Make fun of him?
- A lot.
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Guys, don't you think
that's a little mean?
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Yeah.
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Okay, just so we're all
on the same page.
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- Hello.
- Hey.
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So, Sheldon,
did you get William Shatner's autograph,
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or maybe his
dry cleaning bill?
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Very funny. Get it all out.
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Like you did on William Shatner?
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Raj, do you have something to add?
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You brought shame
upon yourself and your family.
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It's not funny, but it's true.
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I will admit the meeting
did not go the way I wanted.
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Because you barfed
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where no man has barfed before.
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Well, the next time I meet him,
it will go better.
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Next time? What makes you think
there's gonna be a next time?
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Oh, Wil will give me another chance.
He thinks the world of me.
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Aw. One of the reasons
I love you is you actually believe that.
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Thank you.
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Our whole universe
was in a hot dense state
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Then nearly fourteen billion years ago
expansion started...
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Wait!
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The earth began to cool
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The autotrophs began to drool
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Neanderthals developed tools
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We built a wall
We built the pyramids
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Math, science, history
Unraveling the mystery
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It all started with the Big Bang!
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Bang!
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Wil Wheaton. Wil Wheaton. Wil Wheaton.
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Wil Wheaton. Wil Wheaton. Wil Wheaton.
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Now is not a good time, Sheldon.
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- For what?
- You.
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No. I need to apologize.
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Apology accepted.
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Wil, come on! I cast fireball.
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You need to roll your dexterity save.
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I'll be right there!
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- Are you playing Dungeons & Dragons?
- No.
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Would you hurry up, man?
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The map says
this dungeon's full of dragons!
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Still no.
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Who are you playing with?
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It's just some friends.
You don't know them.
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Wheaton, get back here!
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Hobgoblins are at the gate and you're
at the door buying Girl Scout cookies.
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- Is that William...
- Nope!
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Hey, you guys wanna
read my fan fiction mashup,
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Captain Marvelous Mrs. Maisel?
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- No. Nope.
- Absolutely not.
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You don't even know what it's about.
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Is it about a superhero who
finds her voice by doing stand-up?
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That's so much better than what I had!
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Mine is just a Jewish girl that flies.
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I'd read that.
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Guys! Guys! Wil Wheaton hosts
a secret celebrity D&D game.
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- How do you know?
- Who was there?
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Why are you damp?
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I was trying to peek in Wil's window
and he turned the sprinklers on.
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Oh, that means
they must be really famous.
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I'm almost positive
I heard William Shatner.
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I wonder who else is playing.
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I bet we can use graph theory
to determine who Wil knows
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and who's likely to play D&D.
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- Yes.
- Okay.
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Obviously, he's connected
to the whole Next Gen cast.
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So this is the rest of our night, huh?
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Oh, no. This is the rest of our lives.
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And Josh Brolin gets you
to every Avenger.
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Kevin Smith's in this article
about celebrities who play D&D!
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Oh! And he was on Wil's podcast,
so they know each other.
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Go on his Instagram,
see if you can find anything.
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Yep. He posted something an hour ago.
"Hashtag game night."
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That looks like Wil's house.
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William Shatner? Kevin Smith!
Who else could be there?
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Do you see what I see over his shoulder?
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Is that a ghost?
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I think it's Stuart.
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That is Stuart! What's he doing there?
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Maybe he died in Wil's house
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and he can't leave
until he solves his own murder.
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Why would Wil invite Stuart and not us?
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- I know the answer.
- Eh, we all know the answer.
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- Hey, guys.
- You're home late.
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Uh, yeah. I had a crazy night.
I went to the pharmacy.
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I like to be there when
the new decongestants drop.
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Cut the crap. We know where you were.
We know what you were doing.
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Yeah, I just told you.
I was at CVS breathing my ass off.
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Oh, you were breathing all right.
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You were breathing
the rarefied air of celebrities.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Then why are you trembling?
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I'm always trembling.
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We know you were at Wil's D&D game.
We saw you on Instagram.
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We just wanna know how you got invited.
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I can't talk about it
or they won't invite me back next week.
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So, there's another game next week!
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No! I didn't mean to say that.
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- Who's in it?
- I can't tell you.
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- How do we get invited?
- I don't know!
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How many hit dice are
they playing the wereboar as having?
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Twelve D-eight plus 24!
I mean, I don't know!
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Hey, Stuart.
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I don't wanna play anymore.
It's too much pressure.
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- Why, what happened?
- I've said too much.
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You haven't said anything.
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- Not to you, to them.
- Who's them?
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Ahh! Now I have said too much!
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Wait. You blocked your number, right?
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Relax. This is not my
first creepy phone call.
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It's like riding a bike,
slowly past a girl's house.
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Hello?
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Wil, Bill Shatner here.
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Is this Howard?
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Of course not. It's... Shatner.
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If you don't believe me,
ask my good friend, Christopher Walken.
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Hello.
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Bill and I are just hanging out...
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at the Polo Lounge.
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Mr. Shatner, Mr. Walken,
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here are your martinis.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm filling out the world.
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- You're ruining it!
- No, he's not.
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Thanks, Wil!
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Sheldon, why are you walking everywhere?
Just get a horse.
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I had a horse. It got hit by a train.
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Get another one.
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I can't just replace Chauncey.
I'm still in the grieving process.
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Hey.
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Hey, Leonard. I have an opening
in my D&D game next week,
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and I was wondering
if you were interested in playing.
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Yes! Thank you.
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Okay, great.
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Now, here's the thing.
You can't tell anyone.
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I'm serious. Not Howard, not Raj
and certainly not Sheldon.
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Okay.
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I'm really sorry to put you in
a position where you have lie...
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See you there!
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You come face-to-face with a massive
monster with a gaping maw full of teeth,
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three huge legs and flailing tentacles.
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What do you do?
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Fellas, it looks like
we're facing an otyugh.
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- Here's the plan...
- Hold on there, Bill.
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Now what, Kareem?
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How do we know it's not a neo-otyugh?
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Same way I know the difference
between an owlbear and a bugbear.
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Does that answer your question?
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Nope.
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Look, there's only
one way to settle this.
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We chop it up and look at the pieces.
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Oh, come on. Why do you always
gotta attack everything?
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Why can't we just try talking to it?
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Big surprise.
"Podcast" here wants to talk.
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What do you think, Leonard?
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I think this is the greatest day
of my entire life.
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It's all right, buddy.
One day, you'll meet a girl.
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Hey, how was your lecture?
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Oh. It was so good!
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It started great,
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and then the middle was great,
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and the ending was like
so great.
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Leonard, if you went
to House of Pies again, just say it.
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No, wait. If you think I'm lying,
why do you think I'm eating pies?
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Why don't you think
I'm having an affair?
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Listen. It's fine.
Just next time, bring me a slice.
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Okay. Well, if you really wanna know,
I'll tell you where I was.
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I was at Wil's D&D game,
but that's all I can say.
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Oh, fun. Were there famous people there?
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Ah! Sorry. I can't tell you that.
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Okay. Well, yes,
but I can't tell you who.
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Well, no. I can tell you Shatner,
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but that's only because
you already knew that one.
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Well, I'm glad you had fun.
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Yeah. Oh, I wish I could
tell you who else was there!
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Can't. I promised.
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You know, if it makes you feel better,
I couldn't care less.
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That's true. You don't care,
so there's no harm in telling you.
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Okay. You really don't have to.
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All right, I'll tell you.
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Kevin Smith was there
and this really tall guy named Kareem.
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Wait, wait. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar?
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I don't know.
It was Kareem something Jabbar.
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- Well, how do you know him?
- How do you not know him?
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Well, I know him now
'cause he was there.
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Wow!
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That is so cool!
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Yeah. Oh, and that...
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The guy that played the werewolf
on True Blood, he was there.
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What? Joe Manganiello?
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- Yeah.
- From Magic Mike?
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What's that?
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Okay. Okay. Did he look...
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like this?
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He had his clothes on, but yeah.
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Oh!
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Can't believe you met Joe Manganiello!
Was he nice?
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Oh, he's so nice.
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I rolled my dice underneath the couch,
and he just lifted it up, one hand.
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Oh, I bet he did.
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Hi. Okay, can you guys keep a secret?
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- Yeah.
- Good, 'cause I can't.
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Leonard played Dungeons & Dragons
with the hot guy from Magic Mike.
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I never got to see that movie.
257
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Seriously?
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Yeah, Howie made us leave as soon
as he realized it wasn't about magic.
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00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:50,878
Well, I have seen that movie one or
seven times and, trust me, it is magic.
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- Which guy?
- That one.
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Abracadabra.
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Hey, you know what was fun?
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That time we played Dungeons & Dragons.
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That was fun. We should play that more.
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Sorry, what now?
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00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,336
Hey. What are you guys doing here?
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Oh, I think Sheldon
might have left something.
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You mean, besides his lunch?
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You are so funny, Wil.
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We were just talking
about how funny you are.
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Yeah, Leonard told you, didn't he?
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- Yeah.
- Mmm-hmm.
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Manganiello?
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- Mmm-hmm.
- Uh-huh.
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Feel good about yourselves?
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- Nope.
- No.
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Yeah.
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Oh, we're going with "no"? No.
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Hey, guys.
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What are you smiling about?
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What? This is my regular face.
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No. It's not.
Your regular face is more like this.
283
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:10,360
No. No.
It's more in the eyebrows, like this.
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Okay, make your jokes.
I'm still in a great mood.
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00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:21,680
Hey.
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Wait, what? Why?
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Oh, come on! But...
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Okay, fine.
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00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,117
Ah, Raj was right.
It is more in the eyebrows.
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00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,395
What was that all about?
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Wil kicked me out of his D&D game.
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- You were in Wil's D&D game?
- With William Shatner?
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And you didn't tell us?
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00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,475
I'm sorry! Wil made me promise not to.
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I thought we were friends.
296
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,198
Oh, come on.
You guys would do the same thing.
297
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:56,516
No, we wouldn't.
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00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,856
I told you when I was in spin class
with Scarlett Johansson!
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It didn't even turn out
to be Scarlett Johansson!
300
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,513
Well, that's her fault, not mine!
301
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:07,238
It doesn't matter because Penny
blabbed about it, and now I'm out.
302
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:11,635
So, there's an open seat.
303
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- Wil!
- Wil Wheaton!
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- Wil? Open! Open!
- Wil!
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00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:21,879
No. No. No. Hell no.
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00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,791
Look, we know Leonard is out.
You need to fill a seat.
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It should be one of us.
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00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,120
Or give me another chance.
309
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,669
I think me and Joe Manganiello
were really hitting it off.
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00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,754
Joe Manganiello was there?
311
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From Magic Mike?
312
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:37,989
You guys suck.
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00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,510
Agreed. You guys suck. Let's go, Wil.
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No. All of you.
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00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:48,039
You're just trying to use me
to get close to my famous friends.
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00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,080
Do you know how that makes me feel?
317
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Flattered?
318
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Used.
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00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:55,560
I was gonna guess that.
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One of the worst things
about being a celebrity
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00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:02,559
is you never know
if people like you for you.
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00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,232
Well, thanks for letting me know.
323
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,471
You're right.
That was really crappy of us.
324
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:14,074
Yeah, I guess we just
got caught up in the excitement.
325
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:17,274
We're sorry, Wil.
We do like you for you.
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00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:19,313
Yeah. And if it makes
you feel any better,
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00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,160
I don't even really
consider you a celebrity.
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00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,960
Should we go or do you wanna
wait for the sprinklers?
329
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,717
Guys, I still feel
a little bad about Wil.
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00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:38,880
Me, too.
331
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:42,074
Yeah. We should invite him
to come play with us.
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00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,190
Ask him to bring some chips
because we're all out.
333
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,799
Hey, Wil. This is Leonard.
334
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:50,555
Make it Bugles.
No, no, no, no, no, pretzel sticks.
335
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:51,710
No! No, no, no, Bugles.
336
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:56,399
We're gonna play some D&D
and thought you might wanna join us.
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00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:59,080
Thank you, Leonard,
but actually, I can't do it tonight.
338
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:03,191
How about another time?
Okay, great. Thanks. Bye.
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00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:05,990
Okay, where were we?
340
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:13,390
I was about to go
all Wrath of Khan on the ogres.
341
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:17,957
Oh, man, that's it. Put another
dollar in the Star Trek jar, Bill.
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00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:20,360
Worth it!
343
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,672
Speaking of putting dollars in things...
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00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,709
I loved you in Magic Mike.
345
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,720
Thanks.
346
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,360
Switch places with me.
347
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:41,034
Are we playing musical chairs
or Dungeons & Dragons?
348
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,874
Yeah, let's teach that ogre
what my broadsword tastes like.
349
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:46,596
I like your moxie.
350
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,637
Aw. And I like your grandpa words.
351
00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:00,239
My dad and I watched
you win back-to-back championships.
352
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,559
And I watched you sniff Joe's hair
when he wasn't looking.
353
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:12,240
Thanks again for inviting us.
And don't worry. We won't tell the guys.
354
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,679
You know what?
Why don't you tell the guys?
355
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,833
In fact, let's all take a picture
and send it to them right now.
356
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:24,956
That's weird.
357
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:32,480
We deserve that.
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