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- Hello. I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
- And I'm Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler.

And this is, Dr. Sheldon Cooper
and Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler present

Dr. Sheldon Cooper's
Fun with Flags.

I'd like to start this episode
by apologizing on behalf of Dr. Fowler

who made the wild claim last week

that there was no national
tricolored flag with a purple stripe.

When in fact the Estonian governorate
inside the Russian Empire

had a purple stripe on their flag
from 1721 to 1917.

See? Right there in the middle.

And I'd like to apologize
on behalf of Dr. Cooper

for having his zipper down

for the entire segment
on the flags of East Africa.

Sorry, Tanzania, you deserve better.

All right, on today's episode,

we're gonna start
with some viewer emails.

Oh, take off your glasses

so people can't
see your password in the reflection.

Uh, sure.

Okay, our first email is

from Brad or Brian...
I don't know. Maybe it's Seth.

All right, put 'em back on.

Oh...

Oh, my gosh,
it's from Fermilab in Chicago.

Ah! Not surprising. The Windy City.

Great flag town.

No. No, it's about our paper.

A team of physicists
confirmed super asymmetry.

Our paper was right. We did it.

We did it?

We did it.

We did it!

- We did it!
- We did it!

- We did it! We did it!
- We did it! We did it!

Aw. Remember when they only did it
on her birthday?

Our whole universe
was in a hot dense state

Then nearly fourteen billion years ago
expansion started...

Wait!

The earth began to cool

The autotrophs began to drool

Neanderthals developed tools

We built a wall
We built the pyramids

Math, science, history
Unraveling the mystery

It all started with the Big Bang!

Bang!

So, my incredible wife
has some exciting news.

Howard, stop. I don't wanna brag.

Oh, okay. Sorry.

Really? No one's gonna ask?

Sorry. What's your news?

The drug I've been working on
for the past five years

just got approved by the FDA.

- Wow!
- Oh, congratulations!

Was that the decongestant you developed?

No, we had to rebrand that
as a solvent for mining equipment.

Is it that anti-itch cream
you were testing on grad students?

It's not,
but that's a really funny story

which I'm legally prevented
from telling you.

- It's an anti-inflammatory drug.
- Oh.

Yep, three years of testing
and no reported side effects.

Mmm. So, it works?

Eh.

Well, congratulations,
I'm so happy for you.

Yeah, well, I'm happy for you because
I want you to head up my sales team.

Really? Me? Don't you want someone
with more experience?

No, the job's all yours.

Okay, well, thank you.
We'll just chat about this at work.

We can chat about it all you want,
but you're doing it.

We'll see.

That's a yes.

You guys will never believe
what just happened.

Yeah, we heard. You did it.

We did do it!

And we didn't even know we did it!

Wait, what?

Two physicists in Chicago
had to tell us.

Wait, what?

Their experiment on kaon decay

supported our predictions
on the high order corrections

pertaining to super asymmetry.

Wait, what?

I am so proud of you.

Well, I know how to do the dishes,
just sometimes I'm tired.

No, I mean I'm proud of
how well you're doing at work.

Are you even using soap?

- Do you wanna do this?
- Yeah, I really do.

You know,
it was nice of Bernadette to offer,

but I'm not sure
it's the right move for me.

What are you talking about?

If you were in charge of her project,
wouldn't that be a promotion?

Well, yeah, but it's not
the most important thing.

Aren't you always saying
it's about the work,

not more money or a better title?

All the smart things I say
and you remember the dumb one.

Plus, I'd be working for Bernadette.
I don't know if that's a good idea.

Look, I know she can be difficult,
but she's no match for you.

Whatever she dishes out,
you can give it right back double.

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

There you go.

President Siebert, I have
Dr. Cooper and Dr. Fowler for you.

Great.

You two!

Bring it in.

What are we bringing in?

A hug.

Oh. No, I don't want to.

Well, what you don't want,
you don't get.

Come, sit.

I hope you know, with this new data
supporting your theory,

we could be looking at
a Nobel-winning achievement.

And by "we" you mean we. Not we.

We, we. Whatever.

Whee!

Just a heads up.

Doctors Pemberton and Campbell
from Fermilab

are flying to Los Angeles,
and they are eager to meet you.

Confirming my theory, eager to meet me.
They are checking all my boxes.

You know,
Caltech has 38 Nobel laureates.

If you win,
you and Amy will be 39 and 40.

Oh! Dibs on 39.

What's the difference?

You are right.
There is no difference at all.

Thank you, it is exciting.

Oh. That's very sweet.
I'm gonna remember you said that.

Just like I remember
how you tried to take my office

when I was on maternity leave.

Of course, I'm not angry.

Bye-bye.

How can I be angry at a dead man?

Hey, you got a sec?

Sure. What's up?

Uh, bad news.

I spoke to my supervisor
about heading up your sales team,

and she said she just can't
lose me right now.

Do you want me to call her?
I could rip her a new one.

No. No. No ripping.

Um, anyway, I don't wanna
leave her shorthanded, so I'm sorry.

I respect that.
That's what makes you a good employee.

Aw. Thank you.

It's just such a bummer.

I know! Just...

You sure you don't want me to call her?

Oh, no, I'm sure. Definitely sure.
Don't call her.

But you know, just... Why?

The last time we were in this room,
we were getting married.

I remember. It's a lot less impressive
without Mark Hamill in it.

That's what you said
about our honeymoon.

And I stand by it.

Doctors Cooper and Fowler,

these are Doctors Pemberton
and Campbell,

whose experiment confirmed your work.

- Hello. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Okay, I'll leave you all to it.

Remember about the hugging.

It is such a pleasure to meet you.

Oh, it's really nice to meet you, too.

I mean, we thought
we'd have to wait decades

to get confirmation for our theory.

Yes, thanks to you, I'll get to eat
my Nobel dinner with my original teeth.

Well, this certainly is a thrill for us.
Lunch with you two

and tomorrow we're gonna see
a taping of Ellen.

She's having John Stamos on.
Uncle Jesse!

Sounds fun.

So, um, listen,
we just published a few months ago.

How did you have time
to design an experiment?

We didn't.

This whole thing
is actually a gigantic accident.

Yeah, we've been working with kaons

and our data made absolutely no sense.

A few weeks ago
someone told us about your paper,

and we realized that our
failed experiment confirmed your theory.

And now instead of losing our jobs,
Fermilab flew us to LA, economy plus.

Free headphones.

Looks like my wife
left me a month too soon.

So, you weren't even thinking
about super asymmetry?

Thinking about it?
We don't even understand it.

And now look at the four of us,
changing the face of physics.

Ooh! I gotta do it.

Oh, man, that last episode
of Star Trek: Discovery was crazy.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
I'm actually one behind.

I haven't started the new season yet.

Ooh! How about this week's Walking Dead?

- Two behind.
- Three behind.

- Black Mirror?
- No.

Come on. There must be something
we've all seen.

How about that video
of my dog I sent you,

where she's growling at a pine cone?

I actually hadn't watched it yet,
but thanks for ruining the ending.

Can you believe this?

Doctors Pemberton and Campbell
have been doing a press tour

trying to take credit
for super asymmetry.

They didn't even know
what they were finding.

So what?

I mean, no one's gonna give them credit
for accidentally discovering something.

Yeah, who remembers the guy
who was trying to find India

and discovered America instead?

What was his name again?

But this is different.

Sheldon, super asymmetry is your paper.
Everyone knows you were there first.

Mmm. Actually, the Nobel committee
has sometimes favored

experimentalists like them
over theoreticians like you.

No. That's just a scary campfire story,
like the guy with the hook.

No, it's true.

The scientists that proved the Big Bang.

They thought their sensors
needed cleaning

until someone pointed out
that they were picking up

cosmic background radiation
from the singularity.

They won the Nobel,

not the scientists
that came up with the theory.

So you're saying
they could steal our Nobel Prize?

Yes.

That's terrible.

Good news, though.
Now we have something we can talk about.

Hey. You wanted to see me?

- Yeah, come on in.
- Okay.

Close the door.

Okay.

Have a seat.

Do I have to?

You really do.

So, I talked to your supervisor

and she said that she never stopped you

from working on my team
because you never asked her.

Really?

Oh. You know, you should know she's been
taking our new anti-depressant,

and lying is one of
the main side effects.

Why don't you wanna work with me?

I know I can be tough,

but that's just 'cause
I'm surrounded by useless idiots.

No, it's not that.

Then why?

Honestly, I don't know if I'm up to it.

You know, the last project I managed
was my high school yearbook.

And?

And that was the year
we didn't have one.

Apparently the printers won't make them
without getting paid.

What happened to the money?

Uh, if I didn't know then,
I'm not gonna magically know now.

Plus, you know, I didn't go to college.

I'll be in charge of people that are
far more educated with more experience.

What if they don't listen to me?

Then you be really mean to them.
Have I taught you nothing?

Penny, everybody feels like you do,

like they're not good enough,
not smart enough.

- What, even you?
- Of course.

Dr. Rostenkowski, you wanted me to...

Hey, did they not teach knocking
at Stanford? Get out!

I love that kid.

There you are.

Dr. Cooper. Hello.

Hello to you, too.

Now stop trying
to steal our Nobel prize.

You come up with your own idea.

Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

Wouldn't that be something, though?

Well, too bad.

This discovery belongs to Amy and me.

Look, Dr. Cooper,
we all want a Nobel Prize.

Super asymmetry could be
the breakthrough that gets us there.

But we can't fight over credit.
We have to work together.

So...

You're saying that the four of us

should just agree
to share this discovery?

Well, no. Unfortunately only
three people can share a Nobel.

Oh. That's right.

So, he's out?

No, I'm not out.

So, he's out?

Neither of us is out.

We think that the three physicists

should be the ones
to win the Nobel Prize for physics.

Wait, so you want to cut Amy out?

No, of course not.

We don't want to, but we're going to.

But she's my wife.

Yes, exactly. She's your wife.

And she's a neuroscientist.

It's like, "What's she even doing
on this paper?"

It just raises questions.

Look, Fermilab is going to recommend
the three of us to the Nobel committee.

The best chance we have
is if your university does the same.

I see.

So, you really think
that I'm the kind of man

who would sell out his partner
for the chance of winning a Nobel Prize?

Are you?

Boy, I hope not.

Can't believe Penny
doesn't want to head up my sales team.

That's too bad.
But it's her decision, not yours.

Do you hear how dumb you sound?

Why does this matter to you so much?

Because I believe in her,
and I make people better.

It's what I do.

Against their will?

It's no fun if they want to.
That's just called watching.

Look at Howard.
He was a disaster when I met him,

now he's a foxy astronaut
with a hot wife.

Wait. He always wanted
to be an astronaut.

He thinks that, too.
That's how good I am.

So, what are you gonna do?
Just badger her until she says yes?

Mmm. That may have worked on you,
but she's too smart for that.

Well, if you like fixing people,
I could use some help.

Raj, why do you think
you stopped wearing Crocs and socks?

Uh, well, one day I just woke up
and realized they look silly.

Yes, you did. All on your own.

That's how good I am.

What's wrong?

Why do you assume something's wrong?

Because you haven't touched your dinner,

and you're literally ticking,
like a bomb about to go off.

Oh, Amy.

You see through me,
like one of Penny's shirts.

Just tell me.

I talked to Doctors Pemberton
and Campbell today.

They reminded me that only three people
can share a Nobel Prize.

Their university is recommending
the two of them and me.

And they want Caltech to do the same.

Oh.

They say if we present a united front,
we have a much better shot at winning.

Well, you know, that makes sense.

No, but don't worry,
I won't do that to you.

Maybe you should.

What?

This has been your lifelong dream,

and you may not get another chance.

I don't want to be the reason
that you don't win a Nobel.

You're the only reason I deserve one.

But if your best shot is with them,
I think you should take it.

Is this really what you want me to do?

I just want you to be happy.

Thank you.

Hey. How long have you
been sitting there?

Long enough for two of your neighbors

to ask if I was lost
and looking for my mother.

I'm not changing my mind, Bernie.

That's okay. I'm sorry.

It was wrong of me to badger you

into doing something
that made you uncomfortable.

Thank you.

Mmm. It's probably for the best.

I need someone who's strong
and confident to head up my sales team,

so I'm giving it to Karen.

What? Karen?
Well, what's the job?

Eating my yogurt
and then lying about it?

I'm just saying.
She went to college, she's really smart.

Well, I'm smarter than Karen.

I can read the word "Penny"
on a cup of yogurt.

Why are you getting so upset?
I'm agreeing with you.

This is a big job,
and I need someone who's up to it.

I am up to it.
I'm just nervous about it.

I know. And that's why
I don't wanna pressure you

into doing something
that you clearly don't wanna do.

I know what you're up to.

Is it working?

Yes.

- So, I'll see you Monday morning?
- Yes!

I bet I can make that girl President.

President Siebert,
Dr. Cooper is...

I need to talk to you about the paper
that Dr. Fowler and I published.

Send him in.

Amy and I did this together,
and I will not be part of an award

that does not recognize
the value of her contributions.

So you either include both of us
on the recommendation letter

or don't bother writing one.

I hope you know
that's going to cause a fight

between us and the Fermilab team.

If it's a fight
that doesn't involve any touching,

risk of physical harm
or uncomfortable eye contact

'cause it's happening online or
through intermediaries, I say bring it.

All right, I respect your decision.

You do?

Yes. You and Dr. Fowler
have my full support.

Oh. Okay.

I anticipated a little more push back.

Sorry, my job here
is to serve your needs,

both academic and personal.

Oh.

Well, now I'm filled
with all this nervous energy.

I don't know quite what to do with it.

We have a fully-equipped gymnasium.

Really? Where's that?

- It's part of the new sports complex.
- Oh.

And where is that?

Come on, I'll show you.

Are there monkey bars?

All right, now I'm sure
some of you are wondering,

who is this woman?

How did she get to be
in charge of the sales team?

Is it because she's friends
with Dr. Rostenkowski?

Because she is.

Is it because she was
Miss Cornhusker 2001,

and still fits in those very same jeans?

Because she was, and she does,
and they're actually a little baggy.

Or is it because
she's the best damn salesperson here?

Because I am.

Now that we're clear on that,
here are the drug specs

and the marketing strategy
for Inflaminex.

Which, now that I say it out loud,
might be a placeholder.

By tomorrow, I want everyone
to have this committed to memory.

Do you have it committed to memory?

You wanna have a contest, Karen?
Winner gets a yogurt.

No, boss.

All right. Now, we all know
what we need to do.

Let's go do it.

Right now! Get out of here! Go!

That was really impressive.

Damn right it was impressive.

- Okay, that tone doesn't work with me.
- Sorry, boss.