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Champagne, champagne,
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champagne
with a packet of Splenda in it.
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- You know what I call this drink?
- A waste of champagne?
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No. A Doctor Cooper.
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Because...
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He's also sweet and bubbly.
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All right.
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Uh...
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A toast to Sheldon and Amy
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and the publication
of your super-asymmetry paper.
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We are so proud of you guys.
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- Cheers. Whoo!
- Thanks.
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Ooh! That is PhD-licious.
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So, have you guys gotten
any feedback yet?
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Well, there are some comments online,
but we haven't read them.
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We decided we don't care
what people say about our work.
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Good for you.
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People online can be so mean.
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I posted a picture of myself
on Instagram,
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and some jerk said I looked
so skinny I might disappear.
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- And yet, somehow she soldiers on.
- Mmm.
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Although, Amy and I did
give the world a gift.
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It would be nice to read
some of the thank-you notes.
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I'm surprised you're interested
in some stranger's opinion.
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Well, as I always say,
a stranger's just a friend
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who hasn't complimented me yet.
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Okay.
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- I'll read them.
- If any of them
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accuse you of being too pretty,
Penny can help you through it.
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Okay, here's one
from Dr. Saltzberg at UCLA.
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Wait, no, stop. I don't want to know.
What if he's mean?
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Well, what if he's complimentary?
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I want to know.
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Okay. He says...
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- I don't want to know.
- All right, just...
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Let me see it.
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Okay, this is really positive.
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Wow. It's really positive.
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He says it might be
the discovery of the decade.
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He's right. They love it!
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This is so exciting.
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Oh, this may be
the Doctor Cooper talking,
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but pour me another Doctor Cooper.
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Our whole universe
was in a hot dense state
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Then nearly fourteen billion years ago
expansion started...
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Wait!
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The earth began to cool
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The autotrophs began to drool
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Neanderthals developed tools
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We built a wall
We built the pyramids
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Math, science, history
Unraveling the mystery
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It all started with the Big Bang!
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Bang!
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Hey, Penny and I were thinking of
getting a big paintball game together.
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Ugh, Leonard,
why does she want to shoot you?
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She doesn't want to shoot me.
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- Who doesn't want to shoot you?
- Penny.
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No, that doesn't sound right.
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She just wants to play paintball.
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It combines my love of whimsy
with her love of making grown men cry.
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Sounds fun. Bernadette and I are in.
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- You don't need to ask her?
- No. I've been pretty annoying lately.
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She's gonna want to shoot me.
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Dr. Cooper.
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Oh. President Siebert.
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What are you doing
in the regular cafeteria?
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You're a superstar.
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No offense, worker bees.
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You should join me
in my private dining room.
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Dr. Fowler is already there.
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Can I bring my friends?
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No.
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- Can I bring my Tater Tots?
- Yes.
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All right, let's go.
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Welcome to the inner sanctum.
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Oh, I do love a good sanctum.
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Sheldon, look at my fruit plate.
It's got kiwi on it.
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Ugh, I don't like kiwi.
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Neither do I, but it's so fancy.
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Well, this is nice.
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Why have we waited so long to do this?
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Because you never invited us.
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Well, the important thing
is you're here now,
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and we're so excited about your work.
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This paper's going to do
big things for all of us,
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so if there's anything that you need...
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You know, actually, I could use
some barbecue sauce for my tots.
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Wait. No. Ketchup.
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Can we have some barbecue
sauce and ketchup over here?
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Both?
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So this is how the other half lives.
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I just want you to know
that you have our full support,
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and we're organizing a big media push.
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Articles. Interviews.
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Oh, you want us to do interviews?
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Well, we're thinking
a divide-and-conquer approach here,
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where you do the interviews,
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and Sheldon stays here
and holds down the fort.
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You know...
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In case there's an emergency.
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What kind of an emergency
would there be in physics?
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I don't know, maybe there's
an object in motion
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that won't stay in motion.
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Or a reaction
that's equal but not opposite.
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It sounds like you don't want
Sheldon to do the interviews.
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It's not that we don't want
Sheldon to do the interviews,
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it's just that we really
want you to do the interviews.
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Without Sheldon.
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Now, wait, are you trying to exclude me?
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Look, Sheldon, you're a brilliant man,
but your people skills are...
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This is not barbecue sauce!
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This is steak sauce!
What are you trying to pull?
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Like that.
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This is ridiculous.
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It is my work, too,
and I am perfectly capable
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of keeping it together for an interview.
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Okay. Say somebody asks
if you feel your work
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is derivative of the work
of Professor Joseph Polchinski.
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Seriously, can we get
this man some barbecue sauce?
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Would you mind stocking these?
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Actually, I'm not on the clock today.
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I'm just hanging out with my boyfriend.
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Oh, cool.
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That's me, right?
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I forgot to tell you,
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I broke up with you,
and now I'm dating that guy.
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I know you're joking,
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but my flight-or-flight
response doesn't.
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Isn't it fight-or-flight?
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Not for me.
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So I told my mom
she just needed to back off.
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This is our wedding,
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and if anyone's gonna design
the floral arrangements,
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it's going to be my man.
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Thank you.
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I mean, I'm not trying
to be a groomzilla,
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but this is my special day.
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Someone texting you?
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Uh, no. It's just my doorbell camera.
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Oh. I got one of those for my place,
but I never installed it.
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Oh, it's easy. I can do it for you.
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You're gonna love it.
It's how I found out
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a raccoon was stealing
my cheese-of-the-month club.
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What did you do?
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Nothing. I didn't want to piss it off.
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It was huge from eating all the cheese.
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Hey.
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We're doing a big paintball game
on Saturday if you two want to join.
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Oh, my roommate asked me
to help her move out on Saturday.
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Ugh. That sucks.
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- Sucks for her. I'm playing paintball.
- All right.
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I didn't know
your roommate was moving out.
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Yeah. I've been looking for a new one,
but so far no luck.
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You hear that?
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She needs a roommate.
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What do you think, Stuart?
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Flight.
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Flight.
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- That was hard to watch.
- Yeah.
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Okay, I need you to be honest with me.
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How do I look?
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A little shorter, but as we age
that happens to all of us.
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Come on, help me out here.
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I've got a bunch of interviews today.
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Well, no one'll notice.
They never met you before.
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Sheldon, I'm nervous,
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and I wish you were coming with me.
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If it helps, I wrote up
some possible questions
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and answers for you.
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"Whom do you love more,
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Sheldon the scientist
or Sheldon the man?
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Answer: Sheldon the scientist,
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but by such a slim margin
that it's statistically insignificant."
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Well, you really managed
to capture my voice.
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Well, don't worry.
I'm sure you're gonna do great.
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Thank you.
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- Okay, bye.
- Wait, wait, wait.
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- You forgot the cards.
- Love you, too.
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Really? She asked you
to move in with her?
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Yeah, she was hinting around about it,
but I think I handled it pretty well.
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"Pretty well"?
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You ran out of there so fast,
if it was a cartoon,
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there would have been
a Stuart-shaped hole in the wall.
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Was she mad?
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No. I talked to her after.
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She said she's fine.
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- Oh, no.
- Yikes!
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You'll find someone new.
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Everything okay?
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Yeah, it's just Anu's doorbell camera.
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I helped her install it.
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You can't look at it. That's spying.
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Who the hell is this guy?
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Ooh! Let me see.
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He's got bags.
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He's probably just delivering food.
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Why is she hugging him?
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Maybe she doesn't have tip money?
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Wait, why is she
inviting him into the house?
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She's a good tipper?
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Do you ever feel guilty
that we get to eat
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in the fancy dining room while our
friends have to eat in the regular one?
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Yes. Wait, did you say
"guilty" or "happy"?
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"Guilty."
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Oh, then, no.
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In fact, take a picture of me
with the garlic knots to send them.
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There's my MVP,
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Most Valuable Physicist.
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Thank you.
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And my star of NPR
Science Friday
and a potpourri of popular podcasts.
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I don't know
if I'd use the word "star."
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I would. I got an early look at
the interview you did for
Wired,
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and it is glowing. They loved you.
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That's great. Thanks for telling me.
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Congratulations, Amy.
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- I'm so proud of you.
- And that headline,
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"The Neurobiologist
Who Revolutionized Physics."
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I'm sorry.
The who who did what to huh?
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Oh, hey. How did your interview go?
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Okay, I guess.
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You don't sound very happy.
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Why wouldn't she be happy?
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She's the neurobiologist
who revolutionized physics.
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Sorry.
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This should be fun.
I've never played before.
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Fair warning,
it can get pretty ugly out there.
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Okay, well, remember, I'm your fiancée.
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I remember. Do you?
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All right, we need two teams.
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Who wants to be the captain?
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Me.
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Uh, sure. Why not?
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All right, why don't you pick first?
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Okay, um, Leonard.
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Yeah?
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No, I'm picking you.
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First? For a team?
238
00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:41,396
What is happening?
239
00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,393
All right, I take Bernadette.
240
00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:47,394
Really? You're picking her over me?
241
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,234
Yeah, 'cause she's vicious
and can hide behind a mushroom.
242
00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,030
Um...
243
00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:53,951
Sheldon.
244
00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:55,040
Raj.
245
00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:58,120
Amy.
246
00:10:58,560 --> 00:10:59,630
I'll take Anu.
247
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,000
Howard.
248
00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:08,635
All rightie.
249
00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:11,474
Come on, pick me, pick me.
250
00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,556
I will take Stuart!
251
00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:15,676
Yes!
252
00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,856
Okay, guys, we need some people
to stay here and guard the flag
253
00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:23,696
and some people to move out
and try to capture theirs.
254
00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:25,376
Okay. Sheldon,
do you want to stay here and...
255
00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:27,096
What? Hold down the fort?
'Cause that's all I'm good for.
256
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,176
Is that what you were going to say?
257
00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,800
Oh... You know that's not what he meant.
258
00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:30,990
Why don't you go out there?
259
00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:33,800
Maybe you'll be the neurobiologist
who revolutionizes paintball.
260
00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:35,957
Stop it.
You're being ridiculous.
261
00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:38,475
Am I? Maybe it's just
my poor people skills.
262
00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:41,234
Oh, it's definitely
your poor people skills.
263
00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:45,431
All right, the choices are, get shot at
or stay here and listen to them fight.
264
00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:46,795
Shot at.
265
00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:56,358
This is pretty exciting,
sneaking around like this.
266
00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:59,429
Oh, so you like sneaking around.
Good to know.
267
00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:02,039
What's that supposed to mean?
268
00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:03,873
Nothing. Never mind.
269
00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:05,594
Let me see if the coast is clear.
270
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:10,351
See anybody?
271
00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:13,194
Yes, I saw a strange man going
into your house the other night!
272
00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:15,476
What?
273
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:17,873
But out there, there's nobody.
274
00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,156
Ow!
275
00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,275
I'm hit.
276
00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:32,756
Ow!
277
00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:35,873
I said I was hit!
278
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,030
Sorry.
279
00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:39,590
Ahhh!
280
00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,718
Why do you keep shooting me?
281
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,792
Why don't you want to move in with me?
282
00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,315
I...
I didn't say I didn't want to.
283
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,232
No, you just ran away.
284
00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:51,590
Stuart?
285
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,240
Stuart?
286
00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,400
Did you run away again?
287
00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:58,120
No!
288
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,680
Bang, you're out.
289
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,359
What? I'm not out.
290
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:05,556
You didn't even shoot me.
291
00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:07,096
I'm not gonna shoot you from right here.
292
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,256
It's too close. It's gonna hurt.
293
00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,476
Oh, come on.
It's not gonna hurt that bad.
294
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,035
I'm telling you,
from this distance it's gonna... Ow!
295
00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:15,997
See? That hurt!
296
00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:17,878
All right. Fine, you can shoot me.
297
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,872
No, I'm not gonna shoot you. Ow!
298
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,160
Ow! Ow!
299
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:26,400
You were right. We're way too close.
300
00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:28,995
See, I told you it's gonna hurt... Ow!
301
00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,277
I can't believe
you're taking this out on me.
302
00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:34,875
I was just trying to get
publicity for our paper.
303
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,912
By making it seem like it was your idea?
304
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,231
I didn't write the headline, Sheldon.
305
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:40,834
Did you even read the article?
306
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,877
Because I talk about you continuously.
307
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:46,078
I know, and it just made you
sound modest and charming.
308
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,350
Why can't you just be proud of me?
309
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,119
I am proud of you.
310
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,396
Really? Because you sound jealous.
311
00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,876
Well, I'm that, too.
I've seen
Inside Out.
312
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,917
I know I can feel two things at once.
313
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:04,554
- Ow!
- Ow!
314
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:08,116
Now I feel three things.
315
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,719
Hey. Who shot you?
316
00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:16,837
Uh...
317
00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:19,993
Denise, Denise, Denise, Denise,
318
00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,400
Denise, Denise, Denise,
319
00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:23,676
Denise, Denise, Denise, Denise,
320
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,269
and me when I was running from Denise.
321
00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,554
What is up with you two?
322
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,797
Well, it's kind of hard to explain.
323
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:34,952
You know when things
are going great, but you worry
324
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,077
that any minute
you might screw everything up?
325
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,594
- No.
- Yes.
326
00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:43,121
If you really like her,
you can't let fear get in the way.
327
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,793
You have to move forward.
328
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:48,840
And at a certain point,
the fear of losing her goes away?
329
00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:50,549
I will let you know.
330
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:55,714
- You were spying on me?
- That is not the point.
331
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,280
The point is who was that man?
332
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,957
Fine. That was my ex-boyfriend.
333
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:03,158
Some of his stuff was still at my house,
and he stopped by to pick it up.
334
00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:06,358
And did you give it to him?
Did you give him his stuff?
335
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:11,876
If "stuff" means sex, then no.
336
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:14,236
If "stuff" means his Waterpik, then yes!
337
00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:16,480
I got the flag!
338
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:19,029
I'm gonna make a run for it. Cover me!
339
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,272
So you're still talking
to your ex-boyfriend?
340
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,517
Yes, and I'm not gonna
apologize for that.
341
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,512
And you need to delete
that app from your phone.
342
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,200
Because you're hiding something from me?
343
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:31,674
No, because you should trust me!
344
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:34,753
How can I trust you?
I barely even know you!
345
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,189
Then what are we doing?
346
00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:41,078
Why are we planning a wedding?
347
00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:43,320
I don't know.
348
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,231
Ah! Sad man!
349
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,834
- Ow!
- Ha-ha! Oh...
350
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,036
It's you.
351
00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,713
I can't believe you shot me!
352
00:15:58,800 --> 00:15:59,936
I can't believe I did, either.
353
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,758
Right in the chest.
354
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,275
Sorry. That's gonna leave a bruise.
355
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,392
Yeah, a big one.
356
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,711
- Does it hurt?
- A little.
357
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,717
Want to kiss it and make it better?
358
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,200
I do.
359
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:19,711
Where are you going?
360
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:20,800
Home.
361
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:23,912
Don't worry. I'll wave
to the doorbell when I get there.
362
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,480
Wait, wait, wait.
363
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:26,960
At least let me drive you.
364
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,554
That's okay. I'll Uber.
365
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,191
We can take you.
366
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,272
Come on, Sheldon.
367
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,750
But I should warn you,
we're in a bit of a spat.
368
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,696
At least I think we are.
Amy, are we still in a spat?
369
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:37,915
Are you ready to apologize?
370
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,000
We are.
371
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,233
Aha!
372
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:47,816
- Get out!
- Sorry, sorry.
373
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,194
I didn't see anything.
374
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,720
Actually, could I... Oh!
375
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:51,950
Thank you!
376
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,520
Hey.
377
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,034
That's a lot of bruises.
378
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:08,598
Yeah, well, you shot me a lot of times.
379
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,952
That's not even counting
the bruises on the inside.
380
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,435
'Cause I hurt your feelings?
381
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,233
Let's hope that's all it is.
382
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,280
Look, I'm sorry that I freaked out.
383
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,875
It's just that things are
going so good with us,
384
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:30,715
and I'm afraid that if we go too fast,
I am gonna mess it up.
385
00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:34,319
I get that. I don't want
to mess things up, either.
386
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,595
Um, I got you something.
387
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:43,590
It's a key to my place
to show you that I'm serious.
388
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,274
- Thank you.
- Hmm.
389
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:49,037
Well, isn't this technically
a key to Howard and Bernadette's place?
390
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:54,277
Yes, so don't ever use it
or let them know that you have it.
391
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,798
- Come here.
- Oh! No.
392
00:17:56,880 --> 00:18:00,954
I appreciate it, but seriously,
this is all bruise.
393
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,280
Kiss?
394
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,080
Gently.
395
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,315
Ow!
396
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,350
I'm about to start recording.
Are you guys ready?
397
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,275
Sheldon, are you ready?
398
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,874
- Absolutely.
- Great.
399
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:20,434
So, Dr. Cooper,
my first question is for you.
400
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:21,520
Oh, goody.
401
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:25,280
Would you say that your paper
is an extension
402
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,829
of the work
of Professor Joseph Polchinski?
403
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:47,589
I'll be in the car.
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