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[dramatic music]
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Thank you for joining us tonight.
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I'm Randall Park.
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With the presidential race
kicking into high gear,
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the candidates are all
asking the same question...
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what issue is most important
to the American voters.
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Our cameras were allowed
exclusive access
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to a strategy meeting
with Candidate Johnson
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and his campaign manager.
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As you can see from the data,
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our campaign polled likely voters
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about their biggest concerns,
which we'll want to address
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when we shoot our TV ad,
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and the most common answer was...
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Oh, you know what'd be good?
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I'd like to guess "Family Feud" style.
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That's fun, okay.
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What is the biggest concern
among American voters?
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- Job security.
- Ding, ding, ding!
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Number one answer.
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So what our polling showed is,
with automation on the rise,
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people worry about technology
replacing them
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- in the workforce.
- Yeah, that makes sense.
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I mean, a change like that
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creates a lot of uncertainty in people.
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And trust me, I know.
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My life has changed
so much over the years.
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Right, you were the Scorpion King,
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and now you may be the leader
of the free world.
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I was actually talking about
when I was a kid.
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Me too. That's also
what I meant. Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, my mom and I followed my dad
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as he wrestled all over the world,
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and things were challenging back then
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like living paycheck to paycheck.
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I mean, we weren't destitute in any way,
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but we certainly weren't rich.
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I gotta tell you... when my dad
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first started wrestling for the WWF,
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it felt as though
things changed just like that.
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- [bell rings]
- This is crazy!
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You're wrestling
the Black Demon in New York,
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and you're here at the same time.
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That's called syndication, little man.
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I'm nationwide, baby.
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I can't believe they're airing wrestling
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coast-to-coast
like it's "The Jeffersons."
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Takes commanding control.
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- [crowd cheers]
- Nice move, Dad.
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The crowd is going crazy!
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Oh, they are. They are.
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Oh, look, look, there's Vince McMahon.
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Certainly an impressive victory
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by "The Soul Man" Rocky Johnson.
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Together, me and him are gonna do
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some exciting things for the WWF.
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The camera loves a strong chin dimple.
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Hey, thanks to him, a million fans
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just saw me beat Black Demon's ass,
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so I thought we'd capitalize on that
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and start selling merch at my events.
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We got jackets, hats,
T-shirts, scissors.
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- Do not throw him scissors.
- Scissors?
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Uh, to cut the sleeves
off the shirts, Son.
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Free the great black sharks.
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- Can I help sell merch?
- Absolutely.
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You know what?
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You could be president
of the Rocky Johnson Fan Club.
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Congratulations.
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- [laughs]
- Whoa!
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How much did all this cost?
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Oh, don't worry about that, babe.
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You heard that crowd.
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I'm on track to being
Vince's number one guy.
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Is that why we're staying
in this nice motel?
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Oh, Son, this is a hotel.
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That's why we let you sit on the carpet.
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- Huh.
- [knocking on door]
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Oh, I wonder who that could be.
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Did someone order... room service?
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Whoa.
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♪ When the food comes to you
all the way in your room ♪
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- ♪ That's room service ♪
- [laughs]
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♪ We will eat it all
and the sauces are small ♪
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♪ It's room service ♪
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That's my new favorite song.
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- ♪ Give it to me, baby ♪
- ♪ Give it to me, baby ♪
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[Rick James' "Give It To Me Baby"]
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♪ ♪
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Here you go.
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Marisa, my pen has run out.
Can I borrow yours?
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Sorry, Lia, I've only got the one.
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♪ ♪
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- I can just remember stuff.
- Yeah, thank you, dear.
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And entering the diner,
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standing at 6'2", 260 pounds.
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You've seen him on national TV.
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"Soul Man" Rocky Johnson!
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- [cheers and applause]
- Thank you, thank you.
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[excited chatter]
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Appreciate it.
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Hi, Grandma. Sorry we're late.
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- Hey.
- Mm, looks good.
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I'm starving.
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I should kiss Vince McMahon
on the mouth.
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- Mom.
- What?
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You heard that reaction.
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WWF get more popular,
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our company gets more popular too.
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You know, ever since Peter passed...
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I love you, Peter.
I love you, High Chief.
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Vince has become so supportive of me.
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Vince loves you.
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You're the only promoter
he lets his wrestlers work for
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outside the WWF.
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I'm his favorite ever since I gave him
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my recipe for pulled pork.
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Look at this.
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- Can you move those?
- Yeah, yeah.
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Whoa, a poster for your
Island Battle Royale.
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All my best guys will be there.
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- Rocky.
- "The Soul Man."
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- The Iron Sheik.
- Iran, number one!
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Junkyard Dog.
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I'm an old, nasty dog. [pants]
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Nasty dog!
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Greg "The Hammer" Valentine.
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I get angry very quickly!
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- André the Giant.
- I don't even exercise.
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"Macho Man" Randy Savage.
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Tower of power too sweet to be soured.
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- King Kong Bundy.
- Give me a five count!
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Oh, no, actually
King Kong Bundy is pulled out
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because his mom's sick.
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Oh, right. I forgot.
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My mom is sick.
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We'll miss him, but nothing
is more important than family.
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Mm.
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You coming over to look
at your father's boxes?
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You know, it's been three months.
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Yeah, it's time.
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Good, you can decide
what goes and what stays.
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- I know.
- Oh, and remind me
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to give this poster
to my assistant, Bob,
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so he can put it up.
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Is that him sitting out there?
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- Why didn't Bob come in?
- It's a family breakfast.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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My grandmother and my dad
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could feel the world
of wrestling changing...
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Is that Rocky Johnson?
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And their futures looked bright.
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Hey, Dewey, check it out.
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Whoa, why'd they put you
in between two ladies?
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That's Sylvester Stallone.
He's Rocky number two.
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Rocky, great match last night.
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Thanks, JT.
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We all set for the autograph signing
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- on Saturday?
- All set.
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My dad is gonna need all fan photos
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taken on his right side.
That's his good side.
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Oh, and he's gonna need
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five silver pens and ten ripe mangos,
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pre-sliced, for energy.
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Okay.
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Yeah, sure. I'll take that.
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Oh, yeah, great definition
in the thighs, brother, yeah.
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Look at the detail in the hair.
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- Wow, what's that?
- My action figure.
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Vince McMahon sent it to me.
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Vince didn't tell me he was
making us into action figures.
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Not us, only me.
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But things were even brighter for André.
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It's a prototype.
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One night, Vince and I,
we were drinking fernet,
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and he say, "I wonder how small
we can make André."
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And I say, "Not small at all.
André is a giant, huh?"
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And today he sent me this.
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Regarde.
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[laughter]
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- Oh, the arms moving.
- Damn!
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Dad, you getting one of those?
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Yeah, I'm sure mine is coming.
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Not coming soon, boss.
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Yeah, André, we know you're
Vince's number one guy...
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Well, I mean, I don't think
we all know that...
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So did you guys talk about me
when you was out drinking?
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'Cause I love fernet.
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We go out, I'm like,
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"Somebody get a round
of fernet for the Dog."
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No.
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It's correct down there?
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- Hey, come on.
- [speaking French]
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- What are you doing, man?
- It's a toy for kids.
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You want your jabroni kids
to play with doll,
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pull down pants, and see sex?
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[singing in Polynesian dialect]
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Wow, look how young
you and your dad were.
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Peter loved listening to you sing.
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He knew I was shy,
so he just kept encouraging me.
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You sound like an angel.
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♪ ♪
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BOTH: [sing low note]
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[laughter]
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Hey, is Lia here?
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She's in her office with Sheik.
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[dog groans]
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- What is wrong with dog?
- Nothing.
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- She has tumors. She's resting.
- Ugh.
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I'm hosting a barbecue
for all my wrestlers
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before the match.
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Yes, very exciting. I go to Safeway.
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I get the cupcake.
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The barbecue is a family event,
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so let's run through things
that you can't say.
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No problem. Sheik only family man.
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All these words here.
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- No "[bleep]"?
- No.
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- No "[bleep]"?
- No.
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- No "[bleep]"?
- That's right.
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Okay, boss.
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[knocks] Lia, I have some bad news.
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It's about King Kong Bundy's mother.
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Oh, no.
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Okay, send some flowers
and a card should read,
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"Sorry for your loss."
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No, she didn't die. She's not even sick.
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Bundy lied to you.
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He signed a deal to wrestle for Yao.
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That's why he backed out of our event.
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Greg Yao...
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what kind of promoter
puts his own picture
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in the announcement?
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And who's this... Chinese man?
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That word, that okay to say.
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A traitor.
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He worked for Peter,
and when Peter passed,
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Yao said he would
never work for a woman,
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so he left, and he started
his own wrestling promotion.
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What a jabroni.
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The sheik love all... women.
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This event isn't on
the same night as ours.
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Why can't Bundy do both?
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Yao made him sign an exclusive contract,
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so he can only wrestle for him
in Hawaii.
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Bundy is not gonna work for us again,
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and I'm gonna make sure
Vince hears about this
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and get his advice.
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I forgot his number.
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Oh, try visualizing the shape
the numbers make on the keypad.
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My mom's number is a square.
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Am I trying to call your mom, Bob?
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Get me Vince's number.
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[upbeat Hawaiian music]
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Who lies about their mom being sick?
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I pray every day
for my mom's good health,
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and she's been dead 20 years,
259
00:09:23,379 --> 00:09:26,174
- and Yao, he thinks he can...
- Hey, Lia.
260
00:09:26,216 --> 00:09:29,051
- Thanks for the barbecue.
- Aw, yeah, manuia.
261
00:09:29,052 --> 00:09:32,722
Anything for my wrestlers. [chuckles]
262
00:09:32,764 --> 00:09:35,642
He thinks he can steal my guys
from the battle royale.
263
00:09:35,683 --> 00:09:39,062
Bundy should have said no.
You can't back out of a match.
264
00:09:39,103 --> 00:09:41,104
If you say you gonna do it, you do it.
265
00:09:41,105 --> 00:09:43,399
Yes, right. Sika, write that down.
266
00:09:43,441 --> 00:09:44,900
I got wing fingers.
267
00:09:44,901 --> 00:09:46,568
I'll remember it.
268
00:09:46,569 --> 00:09:48,737
Vince sent me this. Look out.
269
00:09:48,738 --> 00:09:50,698
[laughter]
270
00:09:52,408 --> 00:09:55,161
Hey, don't know if you guys heard
271
00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:57,038
Terry and the Chief
this morning on the radio?
272
00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:58,498
Ah, Terry number one.
273
00:09:58,539 --> 00:10:01,416
- The Chief, ach-toof!
- Yeah, I hate the Chief too.
274
00:10:01,417 --> 00:10:03,253
Why is he always congested?
275
00:10:03,294 --> 00:10:04,879
- Yeah.
- Go see an allergist, man.
276
00:10:04,921 --> 00:10:07,090
Well, they were talking about
277
00:10:07,131 --> 00:10:09,091
my autograph signing this Saturday.
278
00:10:09,092 --> 00:10:11,260
Dewey's gonna sell merch for me.
279
00:10:11,261 --> 00:10:13,762
- It's gonna be huge.
- So how many hats do you want?
280
00:10:13,763 --> 00:10:16,224
Well, gonna go reload the Arnold Palmer.
281
00:10:18,101 --> 00:10:19,852
Too much corn on the grill, Bob.
282
00:10:19,894 --> 00:10:21,229
People love my corn.
283
00:10:21,271 --> 00:10:23,398
And we found an old picture of André
284
00:10:23,439 --> 00:10:25,275
- sitting on Dad's lap.
- [laughter]
285
00:10:25,316 --> 00:10:27,068
Dad looks so tiny.
286
00:10:27,110 --> 00:10:29,696
André loves sitting on people.
287
00:10:29,737 --> 00:10:32,073
Glad you're going
through those boxes, babe.
288
00:10:32,115 --> 00:10:33,782
Bet there's some amazing stuff in there.
289
00:10:33,783 --> 00:10:36,077
Brother, you should see
some of the old home movies
290
00:10:36,119 --> 00:10:38,905
- that she found... voice of an angel.
- Mm.
291
00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:39,956
Whatever happened to your music?
292
00:10:39,957 --> 00:10:41,456
- You still writing songs?
- No.
293
00:10:41,457 --> 00:10:43,125
It's just... nothing serious,
294
00:10:43,126 --> 00:10:44,296
just something
I was playing around with.
295
00:10:44,321 --> 00:10:46,628
Too bad. I thought of you this morning.
296
00:10:46,629 --> 00:10:48,923
There was an ad in the paper for singers
297
00:10:48,965 --> 00:10:52,301
to audition for this
new TV show, "Star Search."
298
00:10:52,302 --> 00:10:53,720
[scoffs] Yeah, I don't think so.
299
00:10:53,761 --> 00:10:55,763
Why not? You used to love singing.
300
00:10:55,805 --> 00:10:59,141
Um, well, you know, I'm... I'm just...
301
00:10:59,142 --> 00:11:00,393
oh, here's my son.
302
00:11:00,435 --> 00:11:02,978
- Dad, I sold a T-shirt.
- Nice, son.
303
00:11:02,979 --> 00:11:04,814
Who's the lucky fan?
304
00:11:04,856 --> 00:11:06,524
Bob has too much corn on the grill.
305
00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:08,817
Has anybody seen Junkyard Dog?
306
00:11:08,818 --> 00:11:10,652
He's supposed to bring
the ambrosia salad.
307
00:11:10,653 --> 00:11:12,488
Ah, yeah, he called.
He said he couldn't make it.
308
00:11:12,530 --> 00:11:14,699
Something about his mom being sick.
309
00:11:17,827 --> 00:11:18,828
You okay?
310
00:11:18,870 --> 00:11:20,662
JYD's mom is not sick.
311
00:11:20,663 --> 00:11:22,664
He's gonna go and work for Greg Yao.
312
00:11:22,665 --> 00:11:23,583
The hell he is.
313
00:11:23,624 --> 00:11:25,643
You're the number one promoter
in Hawaii.
314
00:11:25,668 --> 00:11:26,586
That's not gonna change.
315
00:11:26,627 --> 00:11:30,005
I know, but Yao, he respects nothing.
316
00:11:30,006 --> 00:11:32,007
Oh, he gonna respect this.
Come on, let's go.
317
00:11:32,008 --> 00:11:34,594
- Where?
- To talk some sense into Sylvester.
318
00:11:34,635 --> 00:11:37,012
Yeah, I'm gonna put on
my slapping gloves.
319
00:11:37,013 --> 00:11:38,973
Bob, get some corn for the road!
320
00:11:39,015 --> 00:11:40,266
They're not ready!
321
00:11:45,563 --> 00:11:47,523
[upbeat music]
322
00:11:48,066 --> 00:11:49,399
♪ ♪
323
00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:51,194
Where you headed, Sylvester?
324
00:11:51,235 --> 00:11:54,364
You going to see your mom?
I heard she was sick.
325
00:11:54,405 --> 00:11:58,034
First Bundy's, now yours.
Moms are dropping like flies.
326
00:11:58,076 --> 00:12:00,620
She, uh, got a hold of some bad yogurt.
327
00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:05,625
Are those your slapping gloves?
328
00:12:05,666 --> 00:12:07,543
Oh, what you got there?
329
00:12:07,585 --> 00:12:10,671
Oh, it's a smoked French ham
wrapped in gold cellophane.
330
00:12:10,713 --> 00:12:12,632
♪ ♪
331
00:12:12,673 --> 00:12:14,467
Yao gave it to me
332
00:12:14,509 --> 00:12:15,676
with a note that said he want to talk,
333
00:12:15,718 --> 00:12:18,346
so I called him, and we did. I'm sorry.
334
00:12:18,388 --> 00:12:19,806
I hate to bail on y'all, but I have to.
335
00:12:19,847 --> 00:12:22,057
Why would you choose
to wrestle for him over me?
336
00:12:22,058 --> 00:12:23,558
I thought we were family.
337
00:12:23,559 --> 00:12:26,896
We are, but he offered me
a lot more money, Lia.
338
00:12:26,938 --> 00:12:28,272
Look at this place.
339
00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:30,440
Somebody either had a baby
or made a baby
340
00:12:30,441 --> 00:12:32,902
on the other side
of that wall right there.
341
00:12:32,944 --> 00:12:35,238
He upgraded me to the Radisson,
342
00:12:35,279 --> 00:12:37,323
and I get to do whatever I want
with my persona.
343
00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:38,991
[scoffs] Come on, no way.
344
00:12:39,033 --> 00:12:40,242
Man, I'm telling you the truth, Rocky.
345
00:12:40,243 --> 00:12:42,912
Imagine me, Penthouse Dog.
346
00:12:42,954 --> 00:12:45,581
Get up out the junkyard
and move up into the penthouse.
347
00:12:45,623 --> 00:12:47,500
Get rid of my dog chains
and get me a briefcase
348
00:12:47,542 --> 00:12:49,251
- full of treasury bonds.
- Mm-mm.
349
00:12:49,252 --> 00:12:51,170
- I'd put money in the briefcase.
- Ooh.
350
00:12:51,212 --> 00:12:53,423
- Yeah, stacks of phony hundreds.
- Uh-huh.
351
00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:54,923
That way, when you hit somebody...
352
00:12:54,924 --> 00:12:56,050
- Uh-huh.
- Cash explodes everywhere.
353
00:12:56,092 --> 00:12:57,051
- Bam.
- Hey!
354
00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:58,935
Stop pitching on Penthouse Dog.
355
00:12:58,970 --> 00:13:00,429
Yao says that'll be a hit,
356
00:13:00,430 --> 00:13:02,849
and that with him, I'ma be a star.
357
00:13:02,890 --> 00:13:04,266
See, me and Rocky,
358
00:13:04,267 --> 00:13:05,767
we ain't gonna never be
Vince's number one guy.
359
00:13:05,768 --> 00:13:07,270
It's always gonna be André.
360
00:13:07,311 --> 00:13:09,646
- I don't know about that.
- Come on.
361
00:13:09,647 --> 00:13:11,274
They didn't even talk
about us during fernet.
362
00:13:11,315 --> 00:13:12,315
They didn't talk about you.
363
00:13:12,316 --> 00:13:14,444
You think they talked
about you during fernet?
364
00:13:14,485 --> 00:13:16,111
- What is fernet?
- Nobody knows, Mama.
365
00:13:16,112 --> 00:13:19,115
I know. It's a digestif.
366
00:13:19,157 --> 00:13:21,492
I'm sorry, Lia. I love you.
367
00:13:22,452 --> 00:13:24,786
And Rocky, you my man ten grand.
368
00:13:24,787 --> 00:13:27,789
But this is a opportunity
that I can't pass up.
369
00:13:27,790 --> 00:13:29,291
Excuse me.
370
00:13:29,292 --> 00:13:30,792
My grandmother realized
371
00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:33,254
that change doesn't
affect people equally.
372
00:13:33,296 --> 00:13:36,799
What was best for her wasn't
necessarily best for everyone,
373
00:13:36,841 --> 00:13:38,384
and my father was wondering
374
00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:40,636
if change would be best for him.
375
00:13:40,678 --> 00:13:42,221
♪ ♪
376
00:13:42,263 --> 00:13:44,098
[kids laughing]
377
00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:45,558
That's me and my cousins playing a game
378
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:46,767
where you had to jump in the water
379
00:13:46,809 --> 00:13:48,269
without hitting the rocks.
380
00:13:48,311 --> 00:13:50,271
The adults just let you do that?
381
00:13:50,313 --> 00:13:52,315
Well, it was a different time.
382
00:13:52,356 --> 00:13:54,317
What happened if you hit the rocks?
383
00:13:54,358 --> 00:13:56,485
You'd split your head open and die.
384
00:13:57,820 --> 00:14:01,115
You won't even let me use real scissors.
385
00:14:01,157 --> 00:14:02,991
[phone rings]
386
00:14:02,992 --> 00:14:05,328
- Hello.
- Lia, it's Vince.
387
00:14:05,369 --> 00:14:07,662
Thank you so much
for the kalua pork recipe.
388
00:14:07,663 --> 00:14:09,165
I couldn't keep my hands off it.
389
00:14:09,207 --> 00:14:10,665
No time for small talk, Vince.
390
00:14:10,666 --> 00:14:12,752
- I've been very upset.
- I know.
391
00:14:12,793 --> 00:14:16,172
I got your messages about Yao.
Don't worry.
392
00:14:16,214 --> 00:14:17,839
I've seen guys like him before.
393
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:21,135
All bluster, big promises,
but no staying power.
394
00:14:21,177 --> 00:14:23,930
You're a pro, Lia.
This guy can't touch you.
395
00:14:23,971 --> 00:14:27,516
Thank you, Vince.
I'm glad you enjoyed your pork.
396
00:14:27,558 --> 00:14:29,351
It's delicious. Thank you again.
397
00:14:29,352 --> 00:14:31,812
I do have a bit of bad news though.
398
00:14:31,854 --> 00:14:34,397
You know we have that show at
Madison Square Garden every month?
399
00:14:34,398 --> 00:14:37,025
Well, I didn't realize my old man
400
00:14:37,026 --> 00:14:38,444
booked the garden for your date.
401
00:14:38,494 --> 00:14:40,928
You're kidding.
I'm locked in that date, Vince.
402
00:14:40,953 --> 00:14:42,889
- I can't change it.
- I know.
403
00:14:42,914 --> 00:14:45,961
And, Lia, I would change
our date if I could,
404
00:14:46,007 --> 00:14:47,945
but Billy Joel is eating up
all the other nights.
405
00:14:47,995 --> 00:14:50,706
The guy sings about pressure
like it's a bad thing.
406
00:14:50,748 --> 00:14:52,517
Look, I'm gonna have to call
some of my guys back,
407
00:14:52,542 --> 00:14:54,168
but I'm not gonna leave your cover bare.
408
00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:56,220
I won't take Rocky or the Wild Samoans.
409
00:14:56,245 --> 00:14:57,672
I know they're big draws out there.
410
00:14:57,713 --> 00:14:59,381
I appreciate that,
411
00:14:59,382 --> 00:15:01,801
and I understand you need your guys.
412
00:15:01,842 --> 00:15:04,971
Appreciate you, Lia.
Thank you, and I'm sorry again.
413
00:15:05,012 --> 00:15:07,722
Talk soon.
414
00:15:07,723 --> 00:15:09,391
[sighs]
415
00:15:09,392 --> 00:15:13,728
Well, Bob, we've got
bigger changes coming.
416
00:15:13,729 --> 00:15:17,441
[dog howling]
417
00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:20,691
Grandma, something's wrong
with Francine!
418
00:15:20,716 --> 00:15:23,072
No, that's her way
of telling us she's hungry.
419
00:15:23,106 --> 00:15:24,899
- Do you want to feed her?
- Can I?
420
00:15:24,949 --> 00:15:27,159
Just be careful when you
put the bowl down.
421
00:15:27,201 --> 00:15:28,536
Don't kick her tumors.
422
00:15:28,577 --> 00:15:29,870
[groans]
423
00:15:33,624 --> 00:15:36,584
Are those the boxes for donation?
424
00:15:36,585 --> 00:15:37,963
[speaks Polynesian dialect] 'Ae.
425
00:15:37,988 --> 00:15:41,173
They're to keep.
That's the donation pile.
426
00:15:41,215 --> 00:15:42,883
That place went out of business.
427
00:15:42,925 --> 00:15:45,094
[sighs] So hard.
428
00:15:45,136 --> 00:15:47,929
I don't want to let him go.
429
00:15:47,930 --> 00:15:49,432
[speaks Polynesian dialect]
430
00:15:49,473 --> 00:15:51,266
He's always with you,
431
00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:53,811
the same way he's always with me.
432
00:15:54,395 --> 00:15:55,855
But I won't lie.
433
00:15:55,896 --> 00:16:00,276
It would be helpful to talk
to him, ask his advice.
434
00:16:00,318 --> 00:16:02,361
[laughs] That's funny because
435
00:16:02,403 --> 00:16:05,280
I remember him
always asking you for advice.
436
00:16:05,281 --> 00:16:07,615
He believed in you, Mama.
437
00:16:07,616 --> 00:16:09,577
That's why he left you the business.
438
00:16:12,455 --> 00:16:15,290
[chuckles] Oh.
439
00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:18,126
[singing in Polynesian dialect]
440
00:16:18,127 --> 00:16:19,712
♪ ♪
441
00:16:19,754 --> 00:16:22,630
Your father always loved it
when you sang.
442
00:16:22,631 --> 00:16:24,467
[speaks Polynesian dialect]
443
00:16:24,508 --> 00:16:26,150
He knew it made me happy.
444
00:16:26,175 --> 00:16:27,302
♪ ♪
445
00:16:27,303 --> 00:16:29,972
So why did you stop?
446
00:16:30,014 --> 00:16:31,807
I don't know.
447
00:16:31,849 --> 00:16:34,810
Just didn't feel right
to sing without him.
448
00:16:34,852 --> 00:16:37,687
You're not singing without him.
449
00:16:37,688 --> 00:16:40,858
You're singing because of him.
450
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:45,613
♪ ♪
451
00:16:45,654 --> 00:16:47,655
Very good, very good.
452
00:16:47,656 --> 00:16:50,492
- She's number one.
- [laughs]
453
00:16:50,493 --> 00:16:52,495
[chuckles] He's so handsome.
454
00:16:52,528 --> 00:16:54,624
- [laughs]
- Looks like Robert Stack.
455
00:16:54,657 --> 00:16:56,324
[laughter]
456
00:16:56,374 --> 00:16:58,671
Francine peed
and stepped in it a little.
457
00:16:58,696 --> 00:17:00,595
We've all been there.
458
00:17:07,670 --> 00:17:09,987
[soft jazz music]
459
00:17:10,012 --> 00:17:11,764
Mr. Johnson.
460
00:17:11,806 --> 00:17:13,138
Meanwhile, the only thing I knew
461
00:17:13,163 --> 00:17:14,849
about all the change going on
462
00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:16,184
was that we went from eating fast food
463
00:17:16,185 --> 00:17:18,938
in our car to eating
at a fancy restaurant
464
00:17:18,979 --> 00:17:20,314
where you could
look your dinner in the eye
465
00:17:20,356 --> 00:17:21,732
before you ordered it.
466
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:24,025
Turns out, it wasn't
as good as French fries,
467
00:17:24,026 --> 00:17:25,778
but still fancy.
468
00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:27,988
So Yao gave Sylvester
a smoked, French ham?
469
00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:30,533
To entice him, which I don't get.
470
00:17:30,574 --> 00:17:32,284
It don't need to be gussied up.
It's ham.
471
00:17:32,326 --> 00:17:34,120
We know it's delicious.
472
00:17:34,161 --> 00:17:37,540
But I do understand
making someone feel valuable
473
00:17:37,581 --> 00:17:40,875
- to an organization.
- Babe, I told you.
474
00:17:40,876 --> 00:17:43,129
My mom said Vince didn't ask
you to work the Garden show
475
00:17:43,170 --> 00:17:45,005
as a favor to her.
Don't take it personally.
476
00:17:45,047 --> 00:17:47,215
I'm just saying he could
have called me himself.
477
00:17:47,216 --> 00:17:49,135
Welcome to Lorenzo's.
478
00:17:49,176 --> 00:17:50,720
Can I start you off with some drinks?
479
00:17:50,761 --> 00:17:53,555
We'll take a bottle
of your finest champagne.
480
00:17:53,556 --> 00:17:55,307
And I'll have your finest tequila.
481
00:17:55,349 --> 00:17:56,308
[together] No.
482
00:17:56,350 --> 00:17:57,643
I'll have a vodka martini.
483
00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:58,643
[together] No.
484
00:17:58,668 --> 00:18:01,313
Fine, a Shirley Temple, extra cherries.
485
00:18:03,065 --> 00:18:04,941
See what happens when you dream big?
486
00:18:04,942 --> 00:18:07,194
[chuckles] The sky's the limit.
487
00:18:08,028 --> 00:18:10,322
- Speaking of...
- Yeah?
488
00:18:10,364 --> 00:18:11,824
I've been thinking about
489
00:18:11,866 --> 00:18:15,577
that singing show Afa mentioned.
490
00:18:15,578 --> 00:18:16,677
I'm gonna audition.
491
00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:19,231
- Babe, that's fantastic.
- [laughs]
492
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:22,584
I mean, it may come to nothing,
but it makes me happy.
493
00:18:22,609 --> 00:18:24,819
- [guests clapping]
- Do you want a sneak peek?
494
00:18:28,382 --> 00:18:29,842
What's she doing?
495
00:18:29,884 --> 00:18:31,510
Your mom's full of surprises.
496
00:18:31,552 --> 00:18:32,720
Ladies and gentlemen,
497
00:18:32,762 --> 00:18:34,096
we hope you're all enjoying yourselves.
498
00:18:34,138 --> 00:18:37,265
We have a surprise guest
for you tonight.
499
00:18:37,266 --> 00:18:38,934
Her family's been part of our family
500
00:18:38,976 --> 00:18:41,103
here at Lorenzo's for years.
501
00:18:41,145 --> 00:18:43,314
Would you please put your hands together
502
00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:45,941
for Mrs. Ata Johnson?
503
00:18:45,983 --> 00:18:47,776
[cheers and applause]
504
00:18:47,777 --> 00:18:50,601
- Hi, everybody.
- Room service song!
505
00:18:50,626 --> 00:18:52,614
[chuckles]
506
00:18:52,615 --> 00:18:54,616
As Charles said,
I used to come here a lot
507
00:18:54,617 --> 00:18:56,035
with my family when I was younger,
508
00:18:56,076 --> 00:18:59,120
and tonight I'm here with my own family,
509
00:18:59,121 --> 00:19:03,542
and I'd like to dedicate
this song to my dad,
510
00:19:03,584 --> 00:19:05,794
Peter Maivia.
511
00:19:05,795 --> 00:19:08,714
[Diana Ross' "I'm Coming Out" playing]
512
00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:14,261
♪ ♪
513
00:19:14,303 --> 00:19:16,638
♪ I'm coming out ♪
514
00:19:16,639 --> 00:19:18,933
♪ I want the world to know ♪
515
00:19:18,974 --> 00:19:20,893
♪ Got to let it show ♪
516
00:19:20,935 --> 00:19:22,561
That's a good song too.
517
00:19:22,603 --> 00:19:24,854
♪ I'm coming out ♪
518
00:19:24,855 --> 00:19:27,650
♪ I want the world to know ♪
519
00:19:27,691 --> 00:19:30,093
♪ Got to let it show ♪
520
00:19:30,118 --> 00:19:31,161
♪ ♪
521
00:19:31,195 --> 00:19:32,822
♪ There's a new me coming out ♪
522
00:19:32,863 --> 00:19:36,075
- ♪ And I just had to live ♪
- Attention, everyone,
523
00:19:36,116 --> 00:19:37,992
Rocky Johnson Fan Club president here
524
00:19:37,993 --> 00:19:39,578
with an official announcement.
525
00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:41,622
My dad is game to sign your body,
526
00:19:41,664 --> 00:19:43,290
but let's keep it PG, all right?
527
00:19:43,332 --> 00:19:45,584
- Thanks.
- So cool.
528
00:19:45,626 --> 00:19:48,504
[dramatic Western music]
529
00:19:48,546 --> 00:19:51,090
♪ ♪
530
00:19:51,131 --> 00:19:53,300
Hey, my man. Who can I make this out to?
531
00:19:53,342 --> 00:19:56,095
Greg Yao.
532
00:19:56,136 --> 00:19:57,179
[chuckles]
533
00:19:57,221 --> 00:20:00,139
Yao, Yao, Yao, come here
to steal more wrestlers
534
00:20:00,164 --> 00:20:02,935
- from my mother-in-law, huh?
- I wouldn't call it stealing.
535
00:20:02,976 --> 00:20:04,904
I made an offer. They made a choice.
536
00:20:04,929 --> 00:20:06,597
- Mm.
- You got a second to talk?
537
00:20:06,630 --> 00:20:09,316
If you can talk with my foot
up your ass, go for it.
538
00:20:09,358 --> 00:20:11,693
[both laugh]
539
00:20:11,694 --> 00:20:13,863
That's an impressive turnout.
540
00:20:13,904 --> 00:20:15,781
You're quite the star.
541
00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:18,284
Big enough for his own action figure,
542
00:20:18,325 --> 00:20:22,162
but I hear only André's
getting that treatment?
543
00:20:23,747 --> 00:20:25,457
That's on the house. Now get lost.
544
00:20:25,499 --> 00:20:27,835
No, no, I insist on paying.
545
00:20:29,503 --> 00:20:31,546
[table rattles]
546
00:20:31,547 --> 00:20:35,175
You know what that is?
That's an expensive French ham.
547
00:20:35,217 --> 00:20:38,679
You wrestle for me,
you'll be my number one guy.
548
00:20:38,721 --> 00:20:41,348
You want a action figure?
549
00:20:41,390 --> 00:20:43,142
You got it.
550
00:20:43,183 --> 00:20:45,895
Hell, I'll make your
whole family action figures.
551
00:20:45,936 --> 00:20:48,522
"Professional wrestler's son."
552
00:20:48,564 --> 00:20:50,232
My info's on the card.
553
00:20:53,444 --> 00:20:55,737
What was he talking about?
554
00:20:55,738 --> 00:20:57,489
[chuckles] Oh, it's nothing, son.
555
00:20:57,531 --> 00:20:59,867
Just, uh... just adult stuff.
556
00:20:59,909 --> 00:21:02,494
My dad knew his business was changing,
557
00:21:02,536 --> 00:21:04,746
and he was afraid
of getting left behind,
558
00:21:04,747 --> 00:21:06,040
and that's a fear I know
559
00:21:06,081 --> 00:21:08,124
many Americans struggle with today.
560
00:21:08,149 --> 00:21:09,250
[patriotic music]
561
00:21:09,251 --> 00:21:11,045
That's why, as your president,
562
00:21:11,086 --> 00:21:13,422
I will make sure none of us
get left behind
563
00:21:13,464 --> 00:21:17,091
and that change benefits all,
not just some,
564
00:21:17,092 --> 00:21:18,510
because when I see you,
565
00:21:18,552 --> 00:21:20,762
I see my grandmother,
566
00:21:20,763 --> 00:21:22,890
I see my mother and father,
567
00:21:22,932 --> 00:21:26,518
I see that we're all a part
of one family called America.
568
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:30,564
I'm Dwayne Johnson,
and I approve this message.
569
00:21:30,606 --> 00:21:32,316
♪ ♪
570
00:21:32,371 --> 00:21:36,371
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