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(Doorbell)

How do you imagine your life in the future?

I imagine living in Senegal.

What do you say, aunt?

By 30, I want to have lived on 3 continents.

Never more than three years in each country.

And what are you going to live on?

I will work for Architects Without Borders or something like that,

building aqueducts, houses for people.

If you do not put the batteries, it won't give you for Architecture.

Yes. But, well, how do you imagine?

Studying.

Mary, seriously.

As a dentist, you know that.

More details.

I will have my clinic, a chalet and two children.

Step of children.

I do not. I want two: Federico and Carolina.

With Gus? Yes.

But in the university I will have more boyfriends not to have lived only one love.

So we will leave it for a while.

After uni, We will be back and, at 28 or so,

we will get married and have children.

But I have to be a mother before 30.

How strong, aunt!

One day, we will be ladies in their thirties.

Come on, there is no left for that ...

Come in, come on!

(MOBILE) "Good morning. Time to wake up".

(The Bonsai "The crossing")

(Empty can)

(Urine)

(Urine ceases)

(Urine)

(WOMAN) Put your hands down on the tummy of moms.

Now imagine

that each wave that approaches your raft to the shore

is actually bringing you closer at the birth of your child.

You push the perineum straight and sideways,

Yes ?, pressing very hard.

Is that my vagina? Yes, she is your vagina.

Imagine it is your vagina.

And you have to press until she hurts you.

Yes? Then you release it.

This way you reduce the risk of tearing in childbirth.

You can do it yourself, but Ideally, someone will do it for you.

You can do it for him, Gari. Me?

Yes. No, I don't, I don't.

Why not?

No, I don't see it either.

Well, let me do it to you a friend...

or a boyfriend.

Already.

Hey, it's really swollen.

Nothing happens.

It is normal. You give it there.

A) Yes?

There there.

Plus? Yes, yes, go ahead.

Why do you make that face? Hey?

Does it disgust you? No, man, no, it's not gross.

I don't care to hurt you.

What if we fuck?

(GIME)

But then, What's the name of what you are

or what do you do?

I mean, you say: "Hello. I am Xosé and I am ...".

Social counselor.

Counselor. Counselor.

Counselor, guide me.

What do you want me to... What do I tell you?

What are we?

In what sense?

In the sense that we are naked in a bed.

Lovers.

Lovers. Lovers.

Lovers sounds like ...

to people who are hiding.

Well but we we are hiding from Gari.

Or do you want us to tell them? Nerd.

Sure? Sure sure.

Voucher. Do you want to tell him?

Nerd. Ah.

Let's see, I can ...

I could have a partner If I wanted.

I don't owe Gari an explanation. Already.

That I do not say that you and I

let's be nothing, huh? No no no.

(Song in English)

And then what is the plan?

I mean,

the idea is that we keep staying here,

doing this...

Well...

I think the plan is keep staying and ...

And see what happen.

Because you just left from a fairly long relationship ...

and I just got divorced.

Well, a year ago, but ...

Slowly.

Yes Yes.

Little by little, of course.

Yes I do not... I'm not asking you for anything, huh?

Nerd.

Voucher.

Do you want to stay to sleep?

Do not. Do not?

Well then...

It's just that it's a bit late now.

I prefer to go to my sister's house.

Voucher.

(MAN) Come on, come on, hit that ass, come that ass!

-They are not there.

-Pass me the cubata.

(Laughs)

(Electro music)

-Fuck, man, how morbid!

-Do not worry, it's OK.

-No, not that. Tell me an address a street, a street.

Viladomar, 5.

What are you doing? Only 5 remains.

Say a number, Maria. Hey!

Fast. Fast.

Without thinking. Already.

The 8. 8.

Wonderful!

But what do you do?

Give my paintings to people. First...

Great people.

Ding Dong. We bring you a package.

Are you getting high?

Let's see, Maria, I'm at home and I do what I want.

If you don't like it, you leave.

What my nephew Juanito with this mother!

It's not going to be called Juanito!

His name is Juanito because he leaves me from the treasure!

Take it, a rhyme!

(Laughs)

(Electro music)

Oh oh!

(Snoring)

(MOBILE) "Good morning. Time to wake up".

"Hello...".

(Ronquidos)

(Song "I can't anymore")

Come on, you know how to dress yourself.

What? Va.

-¡Ay! -Hello.

Hello.

A Martina. ¿Eh?

(PAULA) It's mine, Martina! Come on, girls.

(MARTINA GIME) -Let's see.

Look what we have today for breakfast.

And look, for Martina.

A little. Do I eat it? Look look.

No sweetie! (MARTINA CRIES)

Sorry Sorry sorry, we are in a hurry.

(PAULA) Give it to me! Please!

Come on, Martina, first stop.

Come on, Pauli, here we are.

Honey, not the book now. You know how to do this well.

Oh shit, come on!

Do you have the backpack and everything, my life?

(Phone)

Has the customer arrived? They are waiting for you.

The affiliate contract. Don't people eat here?

She is an artist, but ... I print it again.

Cris, she would be very good for you the reduction of working hours.

It's not necessary, Carlos. Thanks. I say it for you.

I'm not there at all. Okay, bye, bye.

Thanks for staying with her. I would like us to talk

Pablo, you and me. Already.

It can't be that I'm every day waiting an hour.

You're right, but he was with a client.

But it is every day. I'm sorry. Thank you.

We are missing yogurts And we almost have it, huh, girls?

No no no!

I want that one! No, honey, no.

(PABLO) Hello, good morning.

Hi dear. Dad!

Delicious! Come here!

What else ...! You're too late.

-Yes. -You are glue.

-They have insisted to go have a beer ...

And I couldn't say no, love

Come here.

Do you mind if I lie down for a while before picking up?

Oh!

(Music on mobile)

This is in high school. (Laughs)

That cute!

The Twins.

How strong!

Paulín, be still.

I'm not going.

Sure we will go to celebrate our adolescence.

I can't drink.

Well, you toast with water. It's bad luck.

It's because of Gustavo, right? Do not.

Are you sure it's not because of that memo? Sure.

Paula, tell him no. Do not.

You see it? By the way,

knows you are pregnant.

What? How do you know that it knows?

Laura told me, that she was with him at a wedding.

Who is Laura? A friend of ours.

Get ahead that this is difficult.

But did she tell him everything?

What about Gari too?

Not about Gari, but because he doesn't know, of course.

It does not matter, because, of course I'm going to go, I'm not going to talk to him.

Well, pull it up.

Do you put cream on your tits? Well, look, no.

Oh! Stretch marks will appear.

They are for life. Let them come out.

Okay. What are stretch marks?

Something that comes out by breaking your skin.

Your skin does not break, it stretches you, huh?

Come on, you too ...!

Will Gustavo go to the party?

Now I come. Stay with Paula.

Well, yes, it hits everything Gustavo go to the party

to that fool.

I don't want to go to the party.

Do you have lice on your boobs?

No. It's about the baby.

Do you have a baby on your boobs?

No, I have it in my belly.

Is he going to be called Juanito?

No, he is not going to be called Juanito.

What is his name going to be?

Well I do not know.

I don't know what his name is going to be.

(CRIES)

What's wrong?

Here, honey, rosehip.

What's wrong?

Hey? I'm not going to be able to handle everything alone.

Baby look at me, look at me

You are not alone.

You have me, okay? and you have Gari.

And this duck. You have this duck.

Hey?

And I have gray hair in my pussy.

And that?

I saw them the other day when I had a perineal massage.

I have gray hair in my pussy.

What you have is too many things in the head.

You have to disconnect, okay?

(Applause)

(Shouts of joy)

(Ambiental music)

(WOMAN) What is this?

There are photos that I do not remember who are they.

-Carletes! -Handsome!

Hey!

(Shouts of joy)

-A clap for my sister, who she has worked on this piece of video.

Bravo! Bravo!

-Beautiful!

-Friends friends, it is an honor to belong

to the 2003 class of the Santa Maria.

Bravo!

You are the same.

The same, no.

Yes, you are the same, the same. Come on.

How about you?

I see that very well. Congratulations.

Thanks. Is Gustavo here?

It is not from Gustavo.

Ah! Do not.

-Wow! Yes.

Well, it belongs to someone else.

Do you want water? I'm going to get water.

Do not? Voucher. No, thanks.

Now I come.

Hey, cool to see you. (BOTH) Likewise.

Yes. What about you? Tell us.

It's my turn, right?

Well, all very well, really. I can not complain.

I have a wonderful husband two wonderful girls

and I am a lawyer in a firm.

You are the last person that imagined being a lawyer in a law firm.

Yes? Julia, people change.

Let's see, aunt, if you were the "flower power",

the "hippy" that was all day with the peanuts.

On these sites, they not only defend rich entrepreneurs, right?

No no of course there is everything, everything.

Of everything.

How good! Already.

How good these parties!

Yes. How good!

(Ambiental music)

Hello.

Chew, chew, chew quietly.

(Laughs)

(Laughter)

Already.

Hello. Hello.

Short hair looks great on you. Oh thank you.

You have changed it too. Yes.

Well, no, I'm not combing my hair now.

I liked it better before.

Voucher.

(Laughter)

And how are you?

As you take?

Well, if you take away ...

the piles, ankle swelling

and that I pee every half hour, fine.

And do they help you?

The... Ah.

The father?

Uh ... well It was a one-off thing, huh?

We are friends.

He is very nice. He is a botanist.

Ah, very good.

And you?

No, no, I don't ...

I'm not with ... I'm not with anyone, no.

I am going to... See you later.

See you around here.

Mary.

That I am very sorry.

That I was an asshole.

Already. But very asshole.

Now, now.

Hopefully you'll forgive me one day.

Voucher.

Is it okay to forgive me?

Okay to what you said.

Hopefully one day ... Well, okay.

(Knocks on the glass)

But, well, if we have here to the best couple of the party!

Mariavo!

María, Gustavo: Mariavo. Do you remember or not?

Yes. Well, I didn't remember. -I do.

Now yes. Yes Yes.

Damn, you're pregnant! Yes.

A Mariavito! Okay...

!! Congratulations!! Hey...

Or condolences, because you never know.

(Pop music)

This is a hit. We will have to dance it, right?

-Well, I'm glad to see you. -Yes.

-Mariavo! -Mariavo!

Mariavo.

How heavy! A lot of.

Shall we have a beer?

(Pop music)

(WOMAN) For us!

"Good grief!" -How are you doing?

-I, a son, another on the way

and with the schedules of the supermarket I can not.

I spend the day quitting.

One day, to sleep, another, to wax, another ...

I suffered, but, miracle, reduction of working hours.

I really have time for everything and I don't feel like a bad mother.

-But it is that the reduction working day ...

If you like your job, what do you do?

You fuck yourself. You fuck yourself.

Well, you choose: work, children ... or peace of mind.

I am of peace of mind. I do a yoga that suits me ...

I have not had to give up to nothing.

Hey?

I organize it with my husband. He has taken a reduction in working hours.

But is that possible?

Of course. He works late and in the morning he is with the kids

and I go to the consultation. -Already.

-Now you will tell me that helps you at home.

Well he always cooks because he likes it a lot

and he is super good. -What happens?

Now you will tell me that he eats your pussy well.

I do not go into details.

-Come on! I don't believe it, I don't believe it.

-Oh! -What thing!

Come on! You don't have a husband

you have a miracle. -Go!

-It's true. -You should give him a prize.

Now they are going to give it to him.

-Seriously?

To father of the year.

-Really? -Look, look, look.

-How? -Talking about him.

Yes Yes Yes.

-Oh, what a thrill! -Yes Yes Yes.

-Let's see? Let's see? Let's see?

-Oh please!

-But what emotion! -Let's see, please.

A little bit of attention.

Hello. A little bit of attention because the time has come

to receive with a loud applause to the protagonist of tonight.

With all of you, father of the year.

(Whistle)

(Whistle)

(Cheers)

Edward,

this award recognizes the immense effort

what has it meant to you support your wife

in the tasks that correspond to him as a mother and as a wife.

And all this, without abandoning

your professional career. -Exactly.

This award and this applause they're for you.

Thanks.

(ALL) Eduardo!

(ALL) Eduardo! -Thanks a lot.

(ALL) Eduardo! -Thanks.

I want to dedicate this award to the person I admire the most:

to my father.

-They invite us to dinner. -I bring dessert.

-Her husband's fish. Ah! Voucher.

-Cook well. -We checked.

-Because I just can't believe it. -I do not know, I do not know.

How good, how good!

How good! -When you want, come.

I don't want to say about the pregnancy so that they let me pass.

I'm pissing. Would have than to have opened another bathroom.

Hey, look, to take it for granted. Come. What? Where to?

Come. Where to?

Shut up. Oh wait!

Oh, I piss! Go.

Oops!

Do not run, that my pee escapes me.

(Urine)

You should NOT be listening my pee.

(Urine)

It sounds the same as always.

(Electro music)

You still there? Yes.

What happens?

Does it give you a bad feeling? No no no.

Nothing happens, huh? It can.

It's ... even recommended.

Voucher.

One moment, one moment.

Here it is.

Let's see...

Thanks. How strong this seems to me!

I already tell you.

-The rumors are confirmed. -Yes.

-After so much time, as if there was no yesterday.

Excuse me a second. Yes.

Really, what courage people have.

What are you doing here?

I come to surprise you.

I said on the set that he had an urgency.

Yeah, but this is an alumni party.

I have sneaked to party with you.

Joer, Cris, lately, we see each other super little, aunt.

Then we can go to a hotel order champagne ...

Already. And the girls?

You have to be home before twelve o'clock.

There is your mother.

My mother goes to her house, that her back hurts.

Come on, Cris, for one night, nothing happens.

Let her sleep in our bed. No, man, no.

It's my night It's your turn to be with the girls.

Go home, that my mother has to go.

Very good, Cris.

Auntie I'm trying to be a little romantic, work it out.

I'm going home.

Pablo!

What?

Why don't you ask yourself the reduction of working hours?

You would be more with the girls.

And what is this about now, Cris, fuck?

You know that I'm full I can't stop closing things

that will come to us as a fucking mother to both.

I'm full too at the firm.

Yeah, but I don't tell you that you ask for the reduction.

Of course not, because You don't need it, I do everything.

But do you think that I would not like spend more time at home?

To be with my family more?

And do you think that I would not like focus more on my work?

I'm up to the pussy to do it all

and they don't give me a fucking prize to the mother of the year!

Do you hear yourself, aunt, what you say?

You seem to hate be with your daughters.

Sometimes I just can't stand it.

Well I don't understand, aunt, how do you want to have another child.

I take the pill for eight months.

Hello Federico.

Well we don't know if he is going to be called Federico.

Gari doesn't like it. She says it is the name of an older man.

Okay...

Gari has intellectual disability.

He is not genetic. He ran out of oxygen at birth.

And the baby is fine.

I was high when ...

I didn't notice it. Drugged?

Your?

Yes, whats up?

No no I dont know.

Well, it was the day of the notary, the day you left me

And can she be a father?

Yes.

She has 43%, huh?

She is like a borderline intelligence.

And you?

Me what? If you are happy.

Yes.

Shall we eat tomorrow?

Yes.

(Rampage)

(Electro music)

(Shouts of joy)

(WOMAN) Juan, Juan!

(Mónica Naranjo "I will survive")

(Rampage)

like blue smoke. "

I slept with Gus in the gym.

I cheat on Pablo.

Nothing happens.

It seems like a lie 15 years have passed, right?

You see.

(Bell)

In 15, we will have ...

(Bell)

...48.

(IMITATES AN EXPLOSION)

Well, there's nothing left, huh?

Oh, friend!