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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:05,126 --> 00:01:07,001 - Heil Hitler! - Heil Hitler! 4 00:01:07,459 --> 00:01:09,542 - Heil Hitler! - Heil Hitler! 5 00:01:11,501 --> 00:01:14,167 What's happening, gentlemen? I hope you didn't invite me 6 00:01:14,251 --> 00:01:16,376 over from Europe just for fun. 7 00:01:16,792 --> 00:01:20,209 We have a chance of winning the Second World War. 8 00:01:21,542 --> 00:01:24,126 We shall present the Führer with the hydrogen bomb! 9 00:01:32,417 --> 00:01:38,709 TOMORROW I'LL WAKE UP AND SCALD MYSELF WITH TEA 10 00:01:41,167 --> 00:01:45,167 Story / Screenplay 11 00:01:45,584 --> 00:01:50,709 Cast 12 00:02:17,834 --> 00:02:22,959 Featuring 13 00:02:28,126 --> 00:02:31,959 Assistant Director Continuity 14 00:02:32,042 --> 00:02:34,959 Production Assistants 15 00:02:38,709 --> 00:02:41,709 Assistant Set Designer Assistant Cameraman 16 00:02:41,792 --> 00:02:45,417 Wardrobe Props 17 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:50,584 Make-up 18 00:02:50,709 --> 00:02:53,792 Scientific Advisers 19 00:02:56,334 --> 00:02:59,959 Special Effects 20 00:03:00,459 --> 00:03:03,459 Sound Film Editor 21 00:03:03,709 --> 00:03:07,209 Costume Design and Art Direction 22 00:03:09,751 --> 00:03:13,209 Music Conducted by 23 00:03:17,251 --> 00:03:20,292 Set Designer 24 00:03:24,042 --> 00:03:28,376 Head of Production 25 00:03:28,459 --> 00:03:32,209 Director of Photography 26 00:03:32,292 --> 00:03:36,792 Directed by 27 00:03:53,876 --> 00:03:55,917 All right, gentlemen. I agree. 28 00:03:56,251 --> 00:03:58,501 The travel agency… that's a great idea. 29 00:04:00,334 --> 00:04:02,667 Our London papers are full of it! 30 00:04:02,792 --> 00:04:05,709 Trips to the past. "Come and live a history lesson!" 31 00:04:05,792 --> 00:04:07,334 That's what I call an invention! 32 00:04:08,001 --> 00:04:10,459 Or a first-class flop, eh? 33 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:13,667 - A flop? Why? - The Americans didn't invent it. 34 00:04:14,709 --> 00:04:17,292 The only airport suitable is in Prague. 35 00:04:17,459 --> 00:04:21,292 Mr Karel Bureš, pilot with the Universum Company, Prague. 36 00:04:21,376 --> 00:04:22,876 Please come in. 37 00:04:23,626 --> 00:04:26,084 Which line do you fly, Mr Bureš? 38 00:04:27,042 --> 00:04:28,917 The Secondary Era. 39 00:04:29,334 --> 00:04:32,917 In the brochure we call it "a visit with the dinosaurs". 40 00:04:33,542 --> 00:04:36,376 - Are you married? - No, I live with my brother. 41 00:04:36,417 --> 00:04:38,126 - We're twins. - I see… 42 00:04:38,292 --> 00:04:41,542 Mr Bureš' brother is one of the designers of this rocket. 43 00:04:41,626 --> 00:04:43,292 And he makes the test-flights. 44 00:04:46,042 --> 00:04:51,167 And how far does your collaboration go? What's that? 45 00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:55,001 The code which will be used to unlock the rocket on 1st June. 46 00:04:55,792 --> 00:04:58,959 The rockets are locked from the outside so that nobody may climb out 47 00:04:59,042 --> 00:05:00,751 and interfere with history. 48 00:05:00,959 --> 00:05:04,667 But we shall open the rocket with a reflected ray from the moon. 49 00:05:05,251 --> 00:05:06,792 We can do that. We know the code. 50 00:05:07,167 --> 00:05:09,417 The preparations are set for 1st June. 51 00:05:10,001 --> 00:05:11,959 We shall buy out the whole rocket for ourselves. 52 00:05:12,042 --> 00:05:15,584 Is it really possible to land that rocket 53 00:05:15,667 --> 00:05:18,709 on a certain day, in a certain year? 54 00:05:19,251 --> 00:05:20,834 And at a certain site? 55 00:05:21,876 --> 00:05:23,417 We've calculated it all. 56 00:05:23,959 --> 00:05:27,126 With your engineer. After all, this gentleman is a rocket pilot too. 57 00:05:27,334 --> 00:05:30,167 We shall land in the vicinity of the Führer's headquarters 58 00:05:30,251 --> 00:05:32,959 on the 8th December 1944. 59 00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:37,709 I know the area. I was in command of an execution unit there at the time. 60 00:05:38,084 --> 00:05:40,709 Heavens, how old were you then? 61 00:05:40,792 --> 00:05:45,792 Let me think… today I'm eighty-six, so that means 62 00:05:45,917 --> 00:05:48,417 at the time I was… thirty-four, gentlemen. 63 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:52,501 So you're going on for ninety, Klaus? 64 00:05:53,876 --> 00:05:58,084 Gentlemen, it's really fortunate we have these. 65 00:05:58,334 --> 00:06:00,042 And costs a fortune, too! 66 00:06:00,167 --> 00:06:02,501 Thank God, otherwise anybody could buy it. 67 00:06:03,709 --> 00:06:06,584 Long live the anti-aging pills! 68 00:06:07,292 --> 00:06:08,667 Send Mr Kraus in. 69 00:06:09,126 --> 00:06:11,501 I got married for the sixth time last year. 70 00:06:11,709 --> 00:06:14,542 She thinks I'm only sixty-two! 71 00:06:27,667 --> 00:06:29,542 Who on earth is this? 72 00:06:30,084 --> 00:06:32,376 Mr Kraus is flying with us. 73 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:34,751 One never knows what could happen… 74 00:06:36,167 --> 00:06:37,626 So there'll be three of you in the rocket? 75 00:06:37,709 --> 00:06:40,459 Yes. Bauer, me and Kraus. 76 00:06:43,084 --> 00:06:45,959 Permit me… on 1st June at 6.30 a.m. 77 00:06:46,084 --> 00:06:48,626 our employee will be waiting in the Universum hall. 78 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:50,209 He will bring the uniforms. 79 00:06:50,667 --> 00:06:52,709 The password is: "Suits should hang in closets." 80 00:06:53,209 --> 00:06:54,917 The answer: "Put them where they belong, then." 81 00:06:54,959 --> 00:06:57,709 - And what about the bomb? - It's in the museum right now 82 00:06:58,626 --> 00:07:01,042 but we'll have it by then, documentation included. 83 00:07:01,584 --> 00:07:06,709 Kraus! Don't forget. 1st June, 6.30 a.m. in the main hall. 84 00:07:07,667 --> 00:07:10,042 Of course, but first I want an advance. 85 00:07:10,126 --> 00:07:12,209 Habe die Ehre! 86 00:07:16,042 --> 00:07:17,751 I want an advance payment too. 87 00:07:18,459 --> 00:07:20,667 See to it, will you. 88 00:07:22,667 --> 00:07:26,084 - Now let's hear your plan. - It's quite simple really. 89 00:07:26,167 --> 00:07:29,542 We worked it out by computer, and this is it: 90 00:07:30,959 --> 00:07:35,834 We shall arrive in Prague by plane on 31st May at 1400 hrs. 91 00:07:36,459 --> 00:07:39,709 There are three rooms reserved for us at the Atlantic. 92 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:43,417 Among our personal luggage there'll be a suitcase with the hydrogen bomb. 93 00:07:44,126 --> 00:07:45,667 We'll each spend our leisure time 94 00:07:45,834 --> 00:07:48,167 sight-seeing like everyday tourists 95 00:07:49,209 --> 00:07:51,584 I hear there's lots to see in Prague. 96 00:07:52,542 --> 00:07:57,167 Kraus will hire a car, something inconspicuous. 97 00:08:07,084 --> 00:08:10,792 1 JUNE 98 00:08:11,459 --> 00:08:14,834 Passengers for Kalasiris Flight 22 to ancient Egypt. Please follow me. 99 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:22,459 June is your last chance 100 00:08:23,667 --> 00:08:27,251 to take our popular 'The Fall of the Bastille' trip. 101 00:08:28,459 --> 00:08:31,792 We would like to draw parents' attention to the special offers 102 00:08:32,084 --> 00:08:34,167 on expeditions into the past for schoolchildren. 103 00:08:34,209 --> 00:08:37,459 In 'Moments of Drama' we offer views of the Battle of Lipany, 104 00:08:37,542 --> 00:08:41,792 knights tournaments at Kost Castle, and best seats at the National Theatre fire. 105 00:08:43,626 --> 00:08:46,376 If I'm not mistaken, suits should hang in closets. 106 00:08:47,126 --> 00:08:50,084 Hmm. Put them where they belong, then. 107 00:09:33,292 --> 00:09:37,334 Well? Oh… it's you, is it? 108 00:09:39,792 --> 00:09:43,834 So the suits are hanging in the closets? Bravo! 109 00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:46,501 The main thing is that everything's going to plan. 110 00:09:59,959 --> 00:10:03,917 Jan! Jan! 111 00:10:06,334 --> 00:10:10,042 - Got a pill? - Yeah. 112 00:10:20,292 --> 00:10:22,917 … in the socialist countries, ensuring the success 113 00:10:23,001 --> 00:10:25,209 of the World Peace Conference. 114 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:28,626 Washington: The theft last week of a hydrogen bomb 115 00:10:28,709 --> 00:10:31,709 taken from the Military Museum 116 00:10:31,876 --> 00:10:33,417 is still being investigated. 117 00:10:33,792 --> 00:10:37,334 There is growing concern that the thieves will try to misuse 118 00:10:37,417 --> 00:10:39,834 - the stolen exhibit. - Bastards! Argh! 119 00:10:39,917 --> 00:10:41,459 That's the end of the news. 120 00:10:43,584 --> 00:10:47,959 - What on earth's happening? - Ouch! I scalded myself. 121 00:10:50,542 --> 00:10:52,709 - Look… - Clumsy old… 122 00:10:53,251 --> 00:10:54,792 Couldn't happen to me. 123 00:10:55,292 --> 00:10:57,459 You never cook breakfast anyway! 124 00:10:58,751 --> 00:11:02,251 What's the matter with you? Got out of the wrong side of the bed? 125 00:11:02,834 --> 00:11:04,376 I must talk to you, Karel! 126 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,292 Who's stopping you? 127 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:12,126 If you have enough money for parties, you could pay the rent for a change… 128 00:11:12,792 --> 00:11:14,459 I've been paying it for months. 129 00:11:14,959 --> 00:11:17,792 Why not, I'll pay it a year in advance if you like! 130 00:11:20,084 --> 00:11:21,626 Have you borrowed money again? 131 00:11:21,709 --> 00:11:23,001 Don't start! 132 00:11:23,709 --> 00:11:25,602 You'd do better to tell me what you wanted. 133 00:11:25,626 --> 00:11:27,834 - Rousek called yesterday. - Hmm. 134 00:11:28,292 --> 00:11:30,459 He's had just about enough of your behaviour. 135 00:11:30,626 --> 00:11:32,917 If you don't leave the Universum girls alone, 136 00:11:33,417 --> 00:11:35,626 - he'll fire you. - Is that all? 137 00:11:36,709 --> 00:11:38,292 That's enough, isn't it? 138 00:11:38,376 --> 00:11:40,643 If you've got money, pay back that debt to Kroupa. 139 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:43,292 - And if you don't intend to marry Eva… - I certainly don't! 140 00:11:43,626 --> 00:11:46,251 Karel, you know how much she loves you?! 141 00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:50,959 - How happy I would be with Eva. - Hmm! 142 00:11:51,042 --> 00:11:54,251 I'd be a happy man just being you! Flying about all over… 143 00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:56,501 I'd love to give up the research institute… 144 00:11:56,792 --> 00:11:58,209 end my eternal loneliness! 145 00:12:01,334 --> 00:12:03,542 - I'd put Eva on a pedestal! - Yes, but then what? 146 00:12:04,042 --> 00:12:05,792 You're such a good old idiot, Jan! 147 00:12:12,834 --> 00:12:14,959 If you feel so sorry for her, marry her yourself! 148 00:12:15,584 --> 00:12:18,459 Her and that family of comedians of hers! 149 00:12:33,792 --> 00:12:36,584 It's 1st June, 7 a.m. 150 00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:25,376 Have you finished, Karel? 151 00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,376 Karel? 152 00:13:36,667 --> 00:13:40,792 Karel, what's the matter? What's the matter, for God's sake? 153 00:13:50,584 --> 00:13:53,959 - Sorry! - That's all right. Calm down, Donald. 154 00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:57,917 Calm down! Silly man. Good doggie, come along. 155 00:14:05,751 --> 00:14:08,042 - Doctor, please, hurry! - Right. 156 00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:10,459 I couldn't get through to you, your line was busy. 157 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,251 Please, hurry. It's a matter of life and death. 158 00:14:24,126 --> 00:14:26,042 Asphyxiation. 159 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:38,084 Your brother is dead, Mr Bureš. 160 00:14:39,084 --> 00:14:42,417 I'd try to resuscitate, but I fear it's too late for that. 161 00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:45,667 He choked. 162 00:14:46,542 --> 00:14:48,459 Choked on a roll. 163 00:14:52,084 --> 00:14:54,501 I'm afraid there's nothing at all I can do. 164 00:14:54,584 --> 00:14:57,084 Except write out the death certificate. 165 00:15:00,959 --> 00:15:05,251 Excuse me, but which of you two has actually died? 166 00:15:13,876 --> 00:15:16,876 Bureš. Eva! 167 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:22,376 Eva dear! I have a very sad thing to tell you. 168 00:15:22,959 --> 00:15:25,126 - Mummy! Mummy! - What is it? 169 00:15:25,417 --> 00:15:27,084 Quickly, something's happened to Karel! 170 00:15:28,917 --> 00:15:33,126 Give it to me! Hello? This is Mrs Kroupa. What… 171 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,792 This is Bureš. Mrs Kroupa… 172 00:15:36,376 --> 00:15:38,542 You'll drive poor Evie out of her mind! 173 00:15:39,084 --> 00:15:42,292 Please tell me that Karel is all right, or she'll jump off the terrace! 174 00:15:42,626 --> 00:15:47,209 For God's sake, no! No! Calm her down! 175 00:15:47,417 --> 00:15:52,417 - Tell her that… Karel… - Well, what's happened? 176 00:15:52,959 --> 00:15:56,251 Karel… Karel is all right, 177 00:15:57,334 --> 00:16:00,751 … It's Jan. Poor Jan. 178 00:16:02,084 --> 00:16:03,626 He's choked on a roll. 179 00:16:04,251 --> 00:16:07,501 Oh dear… Such a nice boy. 180 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,167 We're terribly sorry to hear that… 181 00:16:10,834 --> 00:16:14,251 Mr Bureš, do come over for lunch, you can't stay there all alone. 182 00:16:14,959 --> 00:16:19,042 There. That's it. 183 00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:22,042 I'm very sorry. 184 00:16:23,876 --> 00:16:27,042 Well? Is there anything wrong? 185 00:16:27,876 --> 00:16:30,376 Ah! The date of birth is missing… 186 00:16:30,834 --> 00:16:32,001 - When were you born? - Me? 187 00:16:32,084 --> 00:16:34,792 I mean, when was your brother born? 188 00:16:34,876 --> 00:16:36,959 But as twins you have the same date of birth. 189 00:16:46,876 --> 00:16:49,292 Ah. There. So now everything is done. 190 00:16:50,459 --> 00:16:52,042 Goodbye. 191 00:16:52,126 --> 00:16:57,167 It's just that it's such an odd feeling to see it in black and white… 192 00:16:57,251 --> 00:16:59,251 I know. 193 00:17:05,084 --> 00:17:06,626 I'm dead… 194 00:17:08,251 --> 00:17:10,709 I don't like the look of that Bureš. 195 00:17:10,834 --> 00:17:13,459 He doesn't care at all about our cause. 196 00:17:14,459 --> 00:17:16,959 - You'd better check on him. - There's plenty of time. 197 00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:36,834 This is Abard. Is that Karel Bureš? 198 00:17:37,126 --> 00:17:42,292 This is… Yes. This is Karel Bureš. 199 00:17:42,959 --> 00:17:46,459 We're in Prague. Are the suits in the closet? 200 00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:52,751 Of course! The suits are in the closet. 201 00:17:52,917 --> 00:17:56,584 - And what about the armchairs? All right? - Absolutely. 202 00:17:56,959 --> 00:17:59,709 So everything's okay? Thanks. 203 00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:04,667 That's all right. 204 00:18:07,167 --> 00:18:09,209 You see, it's all working beautifully. 205 00:18:10,334 --> 00:18:12,126 He's only doing it for the money. 206 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,417 Exactly. 207 00:18:17,834 --> 00:18:21,126 I know this is a great loss for the Research Institute, 208 00:18:21,209 --> 00:18:23,459 and for Rocket Motors. 209 00:18:23,876 --> 00:18:26,709 I know how much Jan loved his work. 210 00:18:28,709 --> 00:18:32,542 Even though he did miss flying at times. 211 00:18:34,334 --> 00:18:36,334 Thank you. 212 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,834 Hello, Karel! 213 00:19:32,376 --> 00:19:34,751 Karel, are you coming in for poker on Wednesday? 214 00:19:34,834 --> 00:19:37,126 Poker? Oh, poker! Yes, I'll be there. 215 00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:40,209 Could you give me that hundred you lost last time? Now. 216 00:19:40,292 --> 00:19:42,209 - A hundred? - Yes. 217 00:19:43,751 --> 00:19:45,334 Passengers for the Battle of Waterloo 218 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:47,626 please proceed to departure hall 8. 219 00:19:48,917 --> 00:19:52,292 Can you please tell me where I can lodge a complaint? 220 00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:56,876 Complaint… Complaint… there! 221 00:19:56,959 --> 00:19:58,542 - Oh, thank you. - Can I help, Karel? 222 00:19:58,626 --> 00:19:59,959 A complaint. 223 00:20:00,084 --> 00:20:02,126 Oh, not down there. Up on the second door. 224 00:20:02,209 --> 00:20:03,709 Men will have their little jokes. 225 00:20:05,876 --> 00:20:08,167 Shame on you, making fun of an old lady! 226 00:20:08,251 --> 00:20:09,584 No, I… 227 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,542 Come with me! I have to tell you something. 228 00:20:17,042 --> 00:20:18,876 - Give me a cigarette. - I don't smoke. 229 00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:21,709 Since when? Yesterday you were a chain-smoker. 230 00:20:23,376 --> 00:20:25,417 And what's happened to your hair today? 231 00:20:28,417 --> 00:20:32,959 Karel, listen, Robert knows we were together last night. 232 00:20:33,584 --> 00:20:35,209 See! 233 00:20:38,584 --> 00:20:42,167 He said this time he'd beat you up for sure. 234 00:20:42,251 --> 00:20:44,084 And do you know what else he said? 235 00:20:46,376 --> 00:20:49,709 That he'd leave a hole in your face just big enough for a thermometer. 236 00:20:49,792 --> 00:20:51,626 That's what he said. 237 00:20:54,126 --> 00:20:58,209 I think it would be best if we stopped meeting. 238 00:20:58,292 --> 00:21:01,876 Karel! You don't mean that seriously? I want a divorce from Robert! 239 00:21:01,959 --> 00:21:04,667 You know what we'd arranged…! Give your darling Markéta a kiss! 240 00:21:04,876 --> 00:21:08,292 Give your darling Markéta a kiss! Come on, Karel… 241 00:21:10,167 --> 00:21:12,667 How dare you! 242 00:21:14,126 --> 00:21:16,292 Mrs Nolova, please bring those files into my office. 243 00:21:16,417 --> 00:21:18,542 - I noticed a mistake. - Yes, Mr Rousek. 244 00:21:27,334 --> 00:21:30,292 I've told you a hundred times to stop these goings on! 245 00:21:30,417 --> 00:21:32,959 You shouldn't be surprised if I make a complaint. 246 00:21:34,834 --> 00:21:36,501 I spoke to your brother yesterday. 247 00:21:36,626 --> 00:21:40,167 Yes, I remember we talked… I mean… my brother said… 248 00:21:40,876 --> 00:21:44,251 - My brother died this morning. - Good god, what happened? 249 00:21:44,834 --> 00:21:47,501 He choked on a roll. 250 00:21:48,334 --> 00:21:50,751 I'm very sorry indeed. But now you have no-one 251 00:21:50,959 --> 00:21:53,667 to pull you out of every mess and trouble you get into… 252 00:21:54,126 --> 00:21:55,584 Don't you worry, I'm going to change. 253 00:21:55,667 --> 00:21:57,792 I'm going to be really different from now on. I promise. 254 00:21:57,876 --> 00:21:59,751 I know. You'll behave as you should for half an hour and 255 00:21:59,834 --> 00:22:01,917 - then you'll be in asking for a day off. - No! 256 00:22:03,501 --> 00:22:05,751 Well, actually… I will need a day off. 257 00:22:05,959 --> 00:22:07,751 I have to talk to my brother's fiancée… 258 00:22:08,334 --> 00:22:11,167 I mean to my fiancée. 259 00:22:11,667 --> 00:22:13,209 Thank you. 260 00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:17,917 What time do I start, anyway? I've clean forgotten… 261 00:22:19,334 --> 00:22:21,084 At 14:10. 262 00:22:27,667 --> 00:22:29,834 Some roses, sir? Red roses! 263 00:22:34,959 --> 00:22:36,459 Seven. 264 00:22:36,542 --> 00:22:40,792 - Seven, for luck. - Not only for you, for me too. 265 00:22:53,751 --> 00:22:55,834 Mind out, Bureš… 266 00:22:58,042 --> 00:22:59,584 Excuse me. 267 00:23:00,084 --> 00:23:02,376 - Eva! - Karel! 268 00:23:06,334 --> 00:23:11,209 Karel! I'm so sorry about your loss. 269 00:23:14,417 --> 00:23:18,084 Hey… what are you doing? We have our premiere in a week! 270 00:23:18,626 --> 00:23:21,001 Can't you see, Mr Bureš is here. 271 00:23:23,751 --> 00:23:25,292 I see… I'm so sorry… 272 00:23:25,376 --> 00:23:28,751 - I hear he was such a good boy. - Poor Jan! 273 00:23:30,126 --> 00:23:31,935 She's been crying since this morning. 274 00:23:31,959 --> 00:23:33,876 She's much too sensitive. 275 00:23:34,251 --> 00:23:37,042 I don't know what she'd do, if anything happened to you! 276 00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:41,001 D'you know what? Come and have a drink. 277 00:23:41,334 --> 00:23:44,268 In honour of your brother, right? Lunch will be ready soon anyway. 278 00:23:44,292 --> 00:23:46,126 Hey there, take a break! Hup! 279 00:23:46,209 --> 00:23:50,334 Just a moment, sir. I'd like to settle one small thing. 280 00:23:50,459 --> 00:23:53,292 - Yes. Thank you. - How much do I owe you? 281 00:23:53,792 --> 00:23:55,584 Fifty thousand. 282 00:23:56,084 --> 00:23:57,626 I see. 283 00:23:57,751 --> 00:24:00,876 But just a moment, sorry. If I understand correctly… 284 00:24:01,167 --> 00:24:04,643 - Understand what? - Eva will be so happy! 285 00:24:04,667 --> 00:24:07,959 You told me you'd give me my money one week before the wedding. 286 00:24:08,042 --> 00:24:10,209 Eva! Eva! Come here! 287 00:24:12,792 --> 00:24:15,834 Eva… it looks like you're getting married next week! 288 00:24:15,959 --> 00:24:17,751 Karel! Darling! 289 00:24:17,834 --> 00:24:22,251 I'm so happy. We'll begin a new life together. 290 00:24:24,751 --> 00:24:26,709 It's certainly begun for me! 291 00:24:27,626 --> 00:24:30,268 1st JUNE 292 00:24:30,292 --> 00:24:32,251 We apologise to passengers, 293 00:24:32,501 --> 00:24:35,542 the flight to Alexander the Great is running three seconds late. 294 00:24:39,501 --> 00:24:41,209 What? I paid for a sight-seeing tour, 295 00:24:41,292 --> 00:24:43,477 so I have the right to see something, don't I? 296 00:24:43,501 --> 00:24:46,251 And where's our guy? Where is he? 297 00:24:46,376 --> 00:24:48,251 He's over there. 298 00:24:48,667 --> 00:24:53,126 Excursion 14, 'In the Footsteps of Caesar', 299 00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:56,876 departs Wednesdays at 9 a.m. 300 00:25:03,917 --> 00:25:05,042 Please. 301 00:25:05,542 --> 00:25:08,126 Your gallivanting ways are not a thing I care for, Mr Bureš. 302 00:25:08,209 --> 00:25:10,417 After what you were trying to do to me 303 00:25:10,501 --> 00:25:14,292 during the 'Fall of Pompeii' trip, this is my last flight with you, sir. 304 00:25:16,334 --> 00:25:20,917 Captain. There's somebody waiting for you at bar number 1. 305 00:25:25,501 --> 00:25:27,251 CREW 306 00:25:32,459 --> 00:25:33,959 Did you call me? 307 00:25:35,542 --> 00:25:37,917 You've guessed right, my boy…! 308 00:25:44,501 --> 00:25:46,376 Is he blind, or what? 309 00:25:47,542 --> 00:25:49,959 What'll you have, Karel, my darling? 310 00:25:58,834 --> 00:26:00,542 He's nuts, if you ask me. 311 00:26:01,126 --> 00:26:04,501 On the contrary, he's playing it up beautifully! 312 00:26:10,626 --> 00:26:14,459 Mr Bureš! This is your suitcase, unless I am much mistaken. 313 00:26:15,501 --> 00:26:20,626 Yes! Yes, this belongs to my… Yes, it's mine. 314 00:26:22,584 --> 00:26:24,084 Thank you. 315 00:26:27,084 --> 00:26:29,334 Gentlemen, that man is splendid! 316 00:26:29,501 --> 00:26:31,834 I think we are in good hands. 317 00:26:35,959 --> 00:26:39,334 Give my love to the dinosaurs! And what about this? 318 00:26:41,917 --> 00:26:46,209 Ah, Karel! Allow me to shake your hand! 319 00:26:46,834 --> 00:26:51,417 - Ouch. - What a pity you are just off. 320 00:26:52,334 --> 00:26:56,042 I would like to talk to you. About Markéta… 321 00:26:56,959 --> 00:27:00,251 But… your wife and I… That's all over. I swear! 322 00:27:00,334 --> 00:27:03,917 - It's over! - Karel, I happen to know you… 323 00:27:04,042 --> 00:27:05,584 Tomorrow, then. 324 00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:07,917 Get a set of new teeth ready! 325 00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:09,167 Pardon? 326 00:27:09,459 --> 00:27:12,251 Teeth! A set of false teeth! 327 00:27:18,667 --> 00:27:21,251 Flight 27. Passengers for pre-history 328 00:27:21,667 --> 00:27:23,917 proceed to the changing rooms, please. 329 00:27:23,959 --> 00:27:26,501 Bag check over here, please. 330 00:27:38,251 --> 00:27:40,167 That's all right, Captain, this way. 331 00:27:47,292 --> 00:27:49,376 Shirley, where have you been? 332 00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:51,709 Patrick, don't go on! You make me nervous. 333 00:27:51,792 --> 00:27:53,667 You can't blame me for that, Shirley. 334 00:27:53,709 --> 00:27:55,834 - May I? - Thank you. 335 00:28:06,334 --> 00:28:07,667 Captain! 336 00:28:10,501 --> 00:28:12,667 - The starter code! - Ah, yes! 337 00:28:17,959 --> 00:28:19,126 - Hi, Karel. - Hello. 338 00:28:19,209 --> 00:28:21,376 No problems to report. Want to key in the starter? 339 00:28:21,584 --> 00:28:23,792 - Ermm… - Well, give it to me then! 340 00:28:27,417 --> 00:28:28,917 What about this suitcase? 341 00:28:29,001 --> 00:28:30,542 I don't know. 342 00:28:36,459 --> 00:28:37,959 The old drunk! 343 00:28:47,709 --> 00:28:49,251 Here, Helena. - Thanks. 344 00:28:50,459 --> 00:28:52,334 Mr and Mrs White! 345 00:28:53,209 --> 00:28:56,542 There are just the three of us. We've booked the whole rocket! 346 00:28:56,959 --> 00:28:59,084 You're mistaken. You've only booked eight seats. 347 00:28:59,167 --> 00:29:00,893 Two belong to these passengers. 348 00:29:00,917 --> 00:29:02,709 But you'll have plenty of room, anyway. 349 00:29:02,917 --> 00:29:06,334 Our rockets are extremely comfortable. Not like the old ones. 350 00:29:10,459 --> 00:29:12,584 I'll kill that Bureš! 351 00:29:14,709 --> 00:29:17,167 You'll find your bags by your seats. 352 00:29:17,667 --> 00:29:18,876 Do you need this case? 353 00:29:18,959 --> 00:29:20,376 No thanks. Not for now. 354 00:29:20,459 --> 00:29:22,209 Take it away please, will you? 355 00:29:26,167 --> 00:29:27,334 I'm going to complain! 356 00:29:27,417 --> 00:29:30,751 I'm sorry, it must have been some administrative error. 357 00:29:32,709 --> 00:29:34,459 - Can I help you? - No, thanks. 358 00:29:34,959 --> 00:29:37,667 We have our tickets. We're entitled to fly. 359 00:29:37,751 --> 00:29:39,917 Are you trying to make me angry, sir? 360 00:29:43,917 --> 00:29:45,417 A computer error. 361 00:29:45,709 --> 00:29:49,251 These Americans have valid tickets and yet this gentleman maintains… 362 00:29:50,084 --> 00:29:51,209 You've messed it up! 363 00:29:51,251 --> 00:29:52,292 Me? 364 00:29:52,501 --> 00:29:54,584 The Captain has nothing to do with this. 365 00:29:56,376 --> 00:29:58,001 Kindly prepare for take off! 366 00:29:59,209 --> 00:30:03,792 I don't know how to apologise about Pompeii, Helena Machová… 367 00:30:04,459 --> 00:30:06,209 but I really am very sorry. 368 00:30:07,501 --> 00:30:09,167 Surely you're not trying to convince me 369 00:30:09,292 --> 00:30:11,584 you've turned into a gentleman overnight? 370 00:30:13,251 --> 00:30:16,917 He's exactly how I always imagined a real space pilot would look. 371 00:30:18,209 --> 00:30:20,876 Flight 27 R-K-M. Boarding completed. 372 00:30:23,876 --> 00:30:25,417 Controls all functioning. 373 00:30:29,834 --> 00:30:33,501 Flight doors secure. Request permission to start launch. 374 00:30:35,876 --> 00:30:40,459 R-K-M start! Bon voyage, Karel! 375 00:30:41,334 --> 00:30:43,501 Give our love to the dinosaurs! 376 00:32:11,751 --> 00:32:13,459 Cabin pressure stabilised. 377 00:32:25,126 --> 00:32:29,667 Patrick, how do they make us go back in time? 378 00:32:31,167 --> 00:32:34,501 To tell you the truth, I haven't the faintest, Shirley. 379 00:32:35,251 --> 00:32:38,584 I should say leave it to the experts who understand these things. 380 00:32:45,292 --> 00:32:47,292 First he made a mess of booking the tickets. 381 00:32:48,751 --> 00:32:50,709 Now he was to have invited us 382 00:32:51,126 --> 00:32:53,417 into the cabin right after take-off, wasn't he? 383 00:32:55,042 --> 00:32:59,251 - We must act! We have a few minutes left! - Miss! 384 00:32:59,876 --> 00:33:01,376 Excuse me. 385 00:33:03,417 --> 00:33:05,459 - Yes? - Kindly tell the Captain 386 00:33:05,542 --> 00:33:07,459 that I'd like to visit him in his cabin. 387 00:33:07,584 --> 00:33:10,876 - You are Mr Abard, are you not? - Yes, Abard. 388 00:33:11,542 --> 00:33:13,084 Captain! 389 00:33:13,376 --> 00:33:17,126 One of the passengers would like to see you. Mr Abard. 390 00:33:18,084 --> 00:33:19,876 Please explain that passengers are not 391 00:33:20,084 --> 00:33:22,834 admitted to the control cabin during the flight. 392 00:33:26,584 --> 00:33:28,834 Helena, could you please get me a cup of coffee? 393 00:33:29,209 --> 00:33:31,709 Of course. Excuse me. 394 00:33:35,959 --> 00:33:37,376 Well gentlemen, we can pack up. 395 00:33:37,792 --> 00:33:39,959 Don't be crazy! And get ready! 396 00:33:40,751 --> 00:33:43,626 - Here's your coffee, Captain. - Coffee? Coffee can wait. 397 00:33:46,209 --> 00:33:47,709 Stay where you are, Bureš! 398 00:33:47,834 --> 00:33:49,251 What is this, Bureš? We'd arranged 399 00:33:49,334 --> 00:33:51,084 to be invited into the control cabin! 400 00:33:51,167 --> 00:33:52,626 What? When? 401 00:33:52,709 --> 00:33:54,084 Don't try to be funny, damn you! 402 00:33:54,209 --> 00:33:55,917 Just a moment, Kraus. 403 00:33:56,209 --> 00:33:58,209 Don't you think he's behaving rather oddly? 404 00:33:58,501 --> 00:34:03,667 A real hijack, Patrick. Isn't it fantastic? 405 00:34:03,751 --> 00:34:05,417 If you say so, Shirley. 406 00:34:07,709 --> 00:34:09,876 How about explaining 407 00:34:10,334 --> 00:34:12,792 what all this is about, gentlemen? I don't understand? 408 00:34:13,417 --> 00:34:15,542 You want to ruin our plan! 409 00:34:15,626 --> 00:34:18,251 But we happen to need you! Kraus! 410 00:34:18,334 --> 00:34:19,876 - Yes. Thank you. - Don't waste that! 411 00:34:25,542 --> 00:34:27,751 For God's sake, do something! 412 00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:29,751 Can you manage? 413 00:34:30,584 --> 00:34:32,751 - I hope so… - And now the uniforms. 414 00:34:33,084 --> 00:34:35,251 They should be hidden in the luggage section. 415 00:34:35,417 --> 00:34:36,917 If that guy didn't put them in… 416 00:34:43,584 --> 00:34:45,542 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry but we have to change 417 00:34:45,626 --> 00:34:47,751 the scheduled destination of our excursion. 418 00:34:47,959 --> 00:34:49,084 What does that mean, sir? 419 00:34:49,209 --> 00:34:51,626 For the time being, only that we are landing… elsewhere. 420 00:34:51,917 --> 00:34:53,792 Fasten your seat belts and no smoking! 421 00:35:22,959 --> 00:35:25,376 At least you managed the uniforms correctly. 422 00:35:25,501 --> 00:35:27,209 How come you stopped co-operating? 423 00:35:27,501 --> 00:35:30,542 I need the negative code. Hand it over. 424 00:35:31,167 --> 00:35:34,376 If you don't have it, start writing your last will and testament. 425 00:35:36,334 --> 00:35:38,709 I think I do have some… 426 00:35:40,959 --> 00:35:43,209 We have the code. You can open the rocket. 427 00:35:50,917 --> 00:35:54,084 Gentlemen! We can now step into the past. 428 00:35:54,917 --> 00:35:57,167 I'm sure looking forward to seeing Von Braun again. 429 00:35:57,251 --> 00:35:58,792 He would never have dreamt of this. 430 00:35:59,376 --> 00:36:01,542 You better get dressed first, or you'll freeze. 431 00:36:02,042 --> 00:36:06,667 There's no hurry, gentlemen. I have the anti-aging pills with me. 432 00:36:06,917 --> 00:36:08,417 I brought a big supply. 433 00:36:11,626 --> 00:36:12,751 What are you doing? 434 00:36:12,834 --> 00:36:14,626 Without the start code not even the Lord 435 00:36:14,709 --> 00:36:16,917 himself could to get this thing off the ground. 436 00:36:19,209 --> 00:36:22,751 Dear friends, we are now in the year 1944. 437 00:36:22,959 --> 00:36:25,542 When you step out, it will be into the furious theatre of war. 438 00:36:25,667 --> 00:36:29,209 Take care of yourselves! Armies are not usually friendly. 439 00:36:29,334 --> 00:36:31,376 Particularly when they see a figure like that! 440 00:36:31,667 --> 00:36:33,501 How dare you?! 441 00:36:37,042 --> 00:36:39,292 An odd man, this Bureš. 442 00:36:49,959 --> 00:36:51,501 That's all right! 443 00:36:55,792 --> 00:36:57,334 This way! 444 00:37:07,542 --> 00:37:09,792 Oh, he's fantastic! 445 00:37:11,209 --> 00:37:13,334 Would you do that for me, Patrick? 446 00:37:14,792 --> 00:37:16,709 I'm not so sure, Shirley. 447 00:37:17,417 --> 00:37:18,917 Well, Captain? 448 00:37:21,667 --> 00:37:25,209 Hm. The starter code's gone. There's nothing I can do. 449 00:37:25,292 --> 00:37:27,584 We were supposed to have gone to see the dinosaurs. 450 00:37:27,834 --> 00:37:30,626 When I tell my friends in Chicago… 451 00:37:31,126 --> 00:37:33,042 If we ever get back to Chicago… 452 00:37:34,917 --> 00:37:38,292 How come they behaved as if you were their accomplice? 453 00:37:38,459 --> 00:37:42,042 That's… that's as much a mystery to me as it is to you. 454 00:37:43,959 --> 00:37:46,667 You know, Captain, you seem like a different man today. 455 00:37:46,834 --> 00:37:48,667 You remind me of your brother. 456 00:37:49,126 --> 00:37:52,042 He was on the commission of the flight tests. 457 00:37:52,667 --> 00:37:56,459 I liked him. Suddenly you seem… more like him… 458 00:37:59,917 --> 00:38:05,584 You're just imagining it. Actually, my brother died this morning. 459 00:38:08,084 --> 00:38:09,834 He choked on a roll. 460 00:38:33,792 --> 00:38:36,876 Is there anything I can do for you, Sturmbannführer? 461 00:38:38,251 --> 00:38:40,417 What day is it today, Admiral? 462 00:38:41,417 --> 00:38:42,667 December 8th. 463 00:38:44,751 --> 00:38:48,584 So it worked! Kindly get out. 464 00:38:48,876 --> 00:38:50,126 The driver too. 465 00:38:50,251 --> 00:38:52,084 I beg your pardon? 466 00:38:52,209 --> 00:38:53,334 Quickly! 467 00:38:53,626 --> 00:38:55,834 I'm on my way to the Führer on an important mission 468 00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:58,959 and you have no right to act this way… 469 00:39:04,334 --> 00:39:05,792 Oh, come on now…! 470 00:39:32,417 --> 00:39:35,376 You should get a new photograph for your pass, Sturmbannführer. 471 00:39:35,459 --> 00:39:36,917 You look like a little boy on it. 472 00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:39,959 Don't you think you're being rather impertinent, Untersturmführer? 473 00:39:40,167 --> 00:39:41,709 I apologise! 474 00:40:07,959 --> 00:40:11,042 The Japanese attacked 475 00:40:11,167 --> 00:40:13,209 Hawaii yesterday. 476 00:40:13,751 --> 00:40:15,334 A base called P… 477 00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:21,251 … Pearl Harbour. 478 00:40:21,417 --> 00:40:23,959 American naval losses are unimaginable. 479 00:40:24,876 --> 00:40:26,501 Meine Herren, that's colossal. 480 00:40:28,084 --> 00:40:31,792 Our allies have proclaimed war on the United States with a fantastic action. 481 00:40:31,959 --> 00:40:35,084 That's simply colossal! Steinberger! 482 00:40:35,834 --> 00:40:37,667 Get me Mussolini! 483 00:40:39,334 --> 00:40:43,167 - I want to share my joy with him. - Yes, mein Führer! 484 00:40:43,334 --> 00:40:46,251 Victory is now at hand, gentlemen. 485 00:40:46,792 --> 00:40:51,084 We have destroyed Poland, defeated Norway, Denmark, conquered Belgium, 486 00:40:51,167 --> 00:40:55,167 Holland, France. We have forced the whole of the Balkans to their knees! 487 00:40:56,542 --> 00:40:58,376 We are the masters of Europe… 488 00:41:00,751 --> 00:41:02,959 … and are now standing before the gates of Moscow! 489 00:41:06,542 --> 00:41:09,292 Tomorrow we shall proclaim war on America 490 00:41:09,376 --> 00:41:11,542 and together with Japan we shall defeat the USA. 491 00:41:12,042 --> 00:41:13,876 In a few days Providence will have 492 00:41:14,042 --> 00:41:15,792 made me the ruler of the whole world! 493 00:41:19,292 --> 00:41:21,334 Today is my happy day, gentlemen! 494 00:41:29,876 --> 00:41:32,584 Gentlemen, the Führer will see you. 495 00:41:33,417 --> 00:41:35,167 But you must wait a little. 496 00:41:39,917 --> 00:41:43,501 I'm afraid my trick isn't going to work, gentlemen. 497 00:41:44,084 --> 00:41:48,542 I have only fifteen minutes left. This is me! 498 00:41:48,667 --> 00:41:50,834 Look at me, this is me! 499 00:41:53,501 --> 00:41:54,917 My ladies… 500 00:41:55,001 --> 00:41:58,209 At the time I was fulfilling important duties in the interests of the Reich. 501 00:42:01,792 --> 00:42:04,376 There were many of these duties! 502 00:42:06,084 --> 00:42:10,376 Sometimes I really didn't know where to start… 503 00:42:47,251 --> 00:42:51,209 Excuse me, miss, but the place isn't very warm, is it… 504 00:42:51,376 --> 00:42:53,727 I'm afraid we can't shut the main entrance. 505 00:42:53,751 --> 00:42:57,126 We must save energy because we don't know what's in store for us here. 506 00:42:57,542 --> 00:43:00,876 Considering how much we paid, surely we could see 507 00:43:00,959 --> 00:43:02,667 something of the war, couldn't we? 508 00:43:02,709 --> 00:43:05,626 It would be exciting, wouldn't it, Patrick? 509 00:43:07,417 --> 00:43:10,042 If you say so, yes, Shirley. 510 00:43:18,042 --> 00:43:19,834 Valkyrie twenty-eight… 511 00:43:20,626 --> 00:43:22,251 German command calling. 512 00:43:23,667 --> 00:43:27,001 At ten zero five Admiral Wolff drove through the checkpoint. 513 00:43:28,167 --> 00:43:29,959 They must have a rendezvous here with Abard. 514 00:43:30,209 --> 00:43:34,917 … for the Great German Reich to achieve total victory on all fronts 515 00:43:35,251 --> 00:43:36,959 within the next few weeks! 516 00:43:43,542 --> 00:43:45,667 - What are we going to do? - Wait. 517 00:43:46,709 --> 00:43:48,751 - Aren't you hungry? - No. 518 00:43:50,834 --> 00:43:52,792 Any anti-aging pills, either? 519 00:43:54,209 --> 00:43:55,709 Not yet. 520 00:43:56,251 --> 00:43:57,417 Why is your hand bandaged? 521 00:43:58,251 --> 00:44:00,167 I scalded myself with tea this morning. 522 00:44:03,292 --> 00:44:06,834 Don't worry! It'll be all right, Helena. 523 00:44:09,459 --> 00:44:12,334 Gentlemen, the Führer is expecting you! 524 00:44:12,584 --> 00:44:15,667 At last! I can just about make it! 525 00:44:17,792 --> 00:44:20,584 Sturmbannführer Klaus Abard with aide. 526 00:44:20,792 --> 00:44:22,834 These gentlemen have an urgent report to make. 527 00:44:26,042 --> 00:44:27,167 Heil Hitler! 528 00:44:28,834 --> 00:44:31,667 Steinberger, get me Admiral Wolff. 529 00:44:31,876 --> 00:44:33,751 The U-boats are waiting, he should have been here by now. 530 00:44:33,959 --> 00:44:35,501 Yes, mein Führer! 531 00:44:40,126 --> 00:44:41,251 Well, what is it? 532 00:44:41,459 --> 00:44:42,584 Mein Führer! 533 00:44:42,667 --> 00:44:47,834 We have come to save the Great German Reich at the last minute! 534 00:44:57,251 --> 00:44:58,334 From what? 535 00:44:58,584 --> 00:45:02,709 From unconditional surrender which now threatens Germany. 536 00:45:07,876 --> 00:45:11,376 Steinberger! Throw him out, degrade him, arrest him and so on! 537 00:45:13,459 --> 00:45:15,167 You're lucky I'm in a good mood today. 538 00:45:15,251 --> 00:45:16,959 Otherwise you'd be shot! 539 00:45:17,251 --> 00:45:19,126 Just a moment, Mein Führer. 540 00:45:19,417 --> 00:45:20,667 Just a moment, please! 541 00:45:22,626 --> 00:45:25,001 I would like to demonstrate something, mein Führer. 542 00:45:25,751 --> 00:45:27,376 It is December 8th today, is it not? 543 00:45:28,126 --> 00:45:29,667 11:27 a.m. 544 00:45:31,126 --> 00:45:35,001 In exactly three minutes you will receive a call from General Henkel 545 00:45:35,626 --> 00:45:37,501 from the eastern front, 546 00:45:37,667 --> 00:45:40,959 and he will report that the Soviet Army has captured the Polish city of Rzepin, 547 00:45:41,292 --> 00:45:43,751 less than a hundred kilometers from Berlin. 548 00:45:47,542 --> 00:45:50,917 Then you will understand that I do not guess about the future… 549 00:45:51,459 --> 00:45:53,084 … I know it! 550 00:45:53,501 --> 00:45:57,459 In less than three minutes! We can all start counting. 551 00:45:58,501 --> 00:46:02,209 Steinberger! Damn you to hell, can't you see this man is crazy?! 552 00:46:03,376 --> 00:46:04,834 - Sturmbannführer! - Just a moment! 553 00:46:05,667 --> 00:46:07,667 Two more minutes and five seconds. 554 00:46:08,667 --> 00:46:12,292 Why don't you read the newspapers now and then, Sturmbannführer? 555 00:46:12,876 --> 00:46:17,084 Why should we retreat to Berlin, when we stand before Moscow?! 556 00:46:17,626 --> 00:46:20,209 - Pardon? - I messed up the landing. 557 00:46:20,667 --> 00:46:22,959 We've arrived three years early. 558 00:46:23,167 --> 00:46:26,376 - Please… this is not 1944? - No. 559 00:46:29,334 --> 00:46:30,709 Jesus Christ! 560 00:46:32,001 --> 00:46:33,917 Mein Führer! They've brought in Admiral Wolff. 561 00:46:34,751 --> 00:46:36,209 What do you mean - "brought in"? 562 00:46:42,584 --> 00:46:44,126 We're screwed. 563 00:46:45,417 --> 00:46:46,876 What happened, doctor? 564 00:46:47,334 --> 00:46:49,251 They found him in the forest. The driver, too. 565 00:46:49,626 --> 00:46:50,959 His pulse is normal. 566 00:46:51,667 --> 00:46:55,417 I wanted to straighten his legs… … but one of them broke off. 567 00:46:57,501 --> 00:47:00,042 He's moving his lips a little, but it's difficult to understand him. 568 00:47:00,126 --> 00:47:01,667 These… three… 569 00:47:02,501 --> 00:47:04,292 Attacked… me… 570 00:47:04,834 --> 00:47:06,334 These three? 571 00:47:06,417 --> 00:47:07,709 - Yes… - Take him out! 572 00:47:25,792 --> 00:47:27,334 What have you done to him?! 573 00:47:28,209 --> 00:47:30,959 What a fuss… It'll pass soon… 574 00:47:31,334 --> 00:47:32,876 If that idiot hadn't broken off his leg, 575 00:47:32,959 --> 00:47:34,584 he'd have been all right by now. 576 00:47:34,667 --> 00:47:35,876 - Take them away! - No! 577 00:47:35,917 --> 00:47:38,376 First find out who they are and how they got here! 578 00:47:39,209 --> 00:47:41,126 A rocket has landed! Americans! 579 00:47:42,042 --> 00:47:44,334 A rocket? Americans? 580 00:47:46,417 --> 00:47:48,542 Bring them in! This is crazy! 581 00:47:48,584 --> 00:47:50,417 The U-boats are waiting for my orders! 582 00:47:51,792 --> 00:47:55,792 Oh look, Patrick, that's Hitler! It's Hitler! 583 00:47:57,917 --> 00:48:00,751 You wait till I tell them about this in Chicago… 584 00:48:00,959 --> 00:48:03,667 Pat dear, you must take my picture with him! 585 00:48:04,126 --> 00:48:06,667 Put your arms round me like this, will you? 586 00:48:07,501 --> 00:48:10,626 Oh, you're here too, are you? 587 00:48:10,792 --> 00:48:13,251 Look here, lady, kindly ignore us, will you. 588 00:48:13,542 --> 00:48:15,417 What? You know them? 589 00:48:16,959 --> 00:48:18,459 You could put it that way. 590 00:48:18,876 --> 00:48:20,959 A gang of spies! 591 00:48:21,084 --> 00:48:23,126 Himmler! This is the limit! 592 00:48:23,209 --> 00:48:24,417 Arrest them! Take them away. 593 00:48:24,501 --> 00:48:25,417 Shoot them! 594 00:48:25,501 --> 00:48:26,917 How dare you? 595 00:48:26,959 --> 00:48:29,209 It seems to me you're exaggerating things, Mr Hitler! 596 00:48:29,334 --> 00:48:30,917 We are American citizens. 597 00:48:32,167 --> 00:48:34,209 Mein Führer, there'll be unpleasant consequences to such an incident. 598 00:48:34,292 --> 00:48:36,459 We still have diplomatic relations with them. 599 00:48:37,126 --> 00:48:40,084 You settle the matter, then. Himmelherrgott! 600 00:48:40,126 --> 00:48:42,626 This isn't the way to conduct a world war! 601 00:48:48,876 --> 00:48:52,084 - Arrest these Americans! - I'm a German! 602 00:48:52,584 --> 00:48:56,709 All the worse for you! Shoot them! 603 00:49:00,167 --> 00:49:02,376 - And what about this young lady? - Arrest her. 604 00:49:03,751 --> 00:49:05,126 Yes, Sir. Yes, Marshal. 605 00:49:05,667 --> 00:49:06,834 Mein Führer. 606 00:49:07,251 --> 00:49:08,792 I'd like to explain. 607 00:49:11,417 --> 00:49:14,126 This young man - is me! 608 00:49:16,209 --> 00:49:18,959 I left the biggest surprise till the end. 609 00:49:20,876 --> 00:49:25,292 Here is a weapon which will allow you to achieve your victory in a single day. 610 00:49:28,167 --> 00:49:31,834 You'll win the Second World War in a single second! 611 00:49:33,459 --> 00:49:37,959 This is the hydrogen bomb, the latest version, the size of a hand grenade, 612 00:49:38,084 --> 00:49:41,209 with documentation complete. Look! 613 00:49:44,292 --> 00:49:45,834 I'm going to kill that Bureš guy! 614 00:49:47,459 --> 00:49:49,084 Me? 615 00:49:56,376 --> 00:49:57,959 This is my suitcase! 616 00:49:58,501 --> 00:50:00,542 - How dare you? - Shirley! 617 00:50:01,334 --> 00:50:02,459 Patrick! 618 00:50:02,501 --> 00:50:05,751 Himmler! Before they're executed… torture them! Torture them! 619 00:50:05,876 --> 00:50:07,459 - Take them away. - Torture them! 620 00:50:07,542 --> 00:50:09,292 - Forward! Go! Clear off! - Torture them! 621 00:50:09,584 --> 00:50:12,959 Patrick! Leave me alone! Leave me alone! Patrick! 622 00:50:16,709 --> 00:50:17,876 Now watch out! 623 00:50:17,959 --> 00:50:20,709 He's got a bomb, mein Führer! Down! Take cover! 624 00:50:21,417 --> 00:50:25,459 Not a bomb, it's my last surprise. 625 00:50:27,792 --> 00:50:29,584 Sound the alarm! 626 00:50:29,876 --> 00:50:33,959 Silence! Without us - you'll come to a sticky end! 627 00:50:47,459 --> 00:50:48,751 Well?! 628 00:51:14,459 --> 00:51:15,542 No! 629 00:51:23,584 --> 00:51:27,792 No! It's not true! Never! 630 00:51:29,584 --> 00:51:33,251 Never! Never! 631 00:51:46,542 --> 00:51:48,251 What are you doing? Let me go! 632 00:51:48,459 --> 00:51:49,709 - I have a mission to fulfill! - Out! 633 00:51:49,792 --> 00:51:52,459 - Mein Führer! That was proof! - Out! Out! 634 00:51:52,751 --> 00:51:55,126 Out… you too, Himmler! Everybody out! 635 00:51:55,959 --> 00:51:59,126 Get out of here, Bormann! Everybody out! 636 00:52:02,209 --> 00:52:04,959 Well, you certainly have no manners. History was right about that! 637 00:52:05,042 --> 00:52:06,417 We shall complain! 638 00:52:06,667 --> 00:52:08,792 We wanted to see dinosaurs! 639 00:52:12,251 --> 00:52:15,376 Helena! Helena! 640 00:52:17,959 --> 00:52:19,542 In with you! 641 00:52:22,626 --> 00:52:24,626 - Stop! Helena! - Stop! 642 00:52:25,126 --> 00:52:28,626 - Where are you taking her? - Captain! 643 00:53:16,209 --> 00:53:17,751 No! 644 00:53:50,542 --> 00:53:52,501 No! Never! 645 00:53:53,042 --> 00:53:55,167 Providence would never permit that! 646 00:53:55,792 --> 00:53:57,501 No! No! 647 00:54:19,959 --> 00:54:23,167 We shall win! We will win! 648 00:54:24,251 --> 00:54:28,084 We will win! 649 00:54:31,876 --> 00:54:36,667 I beg to report that I found this in the cabin of that… 650 00:54:36,792 --> 00:54:38,251 … erm… aeroplane. 651 00:54:38,417 --> 00:54:43,292 Orders were not to touch anything before the special command unit arrives. 652 00:54:51,959 --> 00:54:54,709 You idiot. This a devil's machine! 653 00:55:01,417 --> 00:55:03,251 Take cover! 654 00:55:14,959 --> 00:55:16,417 His documents! 655 00:55:18,001 --> 00:55:20,501 Klaus Abard. Is that a joke? 656 00:55:21,251 --> 00:55:25,209 Except that it's true. You're having yourself executed, you idiot! 657 00:55:26,292 --> 00:55:28,667 - Don't you understand? - Well, that's enough. 658 00:55:29,751 --> 00:55:32,709 - Do you have a last request? - Yes. 659 00:55:33,626 --> 00:55:36,084 Promise me that one year after the war you will not go 660 00:55:36,251 --> 00:55:39,084 to the Bodensee in summer. I got a severe bout of sciatica there. 661 00:55:39,209 --> 00:55:41,876 You'll suffer like hell for five years! 662 00:55:41,959 --> 00:55:44,167 I see. Calm down. 663 00:55:44,292 --> 00:55:47,626 We have some very special suffering in store for you here and now! 664 00:55:48,417 --> 00:55:51,126 At the personal command of the Führer himself! 665 00:55:55,709 --> 00:55:57,542 No! What are you doing? 666 00:55:57,834 --> 00:55:59,251 What are you doing, you fools? 667 00:55:59,334 --> 00:56:01,792 - Come with us! - I wanted to save you! 668 00:56:01,959 --> 00:56:04,709 I wanted to save the Third Reich! 669 00:56:04,792 --> 00:56:07,126 - Halt! - No! 670 00:56:11,084 --> 00:56:13,209 Why did I let you talk me into this? 671 00:56:13,917 --> 00:56:15,709 Yes! Yes! 672 00:56:15,917 --> 00:56:17,751 This is awful. 673 00:56:17,834 --> 00:56:19,542 And it was all planned so beautifully! 674 00:56:19,626 --> 00:56:21,292 Well…! 675 00:56:21,667 --> 00:56:25,209 Look it's nearly off! 676 00:56:25,417 --> 00:56:26,917 So what? 677 00:56:26,959 --> 00:56:29,584 Are you going to fight them with a toothpick? 678 00:56:31,084 --> 00:56:32,876 It's all that idiot's fault! 679 00:56:33,542 --> 00:56:35,042 Who? Me? 680 00:56:35,876 --> 00:56:37,917 I can't die without at least 681 00:56:38,042 --> 00:56:41,626 venting my fury on this fool! 682 00:56:41,751 --> 00:56:43,209 What's this? 683 00:56:43,751 --> 00:56:46,126 Instead of preparing your souls for the Lord, 684 00:56:46,167 --> 00:56:47,626 you stand here kicking each other? 685 00:56:47,709 --> 00:56:51,917 To teach you a lesson, you'll go first… Take everything out of your pockets. 686 00:56:56,042 --> 00:56:57,584 What's this? 687 00:57:03,417 --> 00:57:07,334 A gentleman's cologne, or something? 688 00:57:12,876 --> 00:57:15,667 Could you at least close the door, considering your hands are free? 689 00:57:16,376 --> 00:57:19,709 Go on! Don't be scared. You shithouse! 690 00:57:30,334 --> 00:57:31,501 Watch it! The door! 691 00:57:31,584 --> 00:57:33,084 - Come on! Quickly! - Open up! 692 00:57:33,167 --> 00:57:34,959 And lock it! 693 00:57:35,251 --> 00:57:36,959 Hands! 694 00:57:38,209 --> 00:57:40,084 Hurry up! 695 00:57:46,209 --> 00:57:47,667 Our coats! 696 00:58:03,167 --> 00:58:04,751 What about Helena? We can't leave her here! 697 00:58:04,959 --> 00:58:07,126 Shut up, then! Be careful! 698 00:58:34,334 --> 00:58:38,626 Left, left, left, two, three, four. 699 00:58:38,709 --> 00:58:40,917 Left, left… 700 00:58:52,501 --> 00:58:54,292 I'm not leaving Helena here! 701 00:58:54,459 --> 00:58:56,292 Come on, Bauer, let's leave him to it. With such an… 702 00:58:56,459 --> 00:58:58,417 What if I can't start the rocket? 703 00:58:58,501 --> 00:59:00,667 Well, that's true. Damn you, man, come on! Get in! 704 00:59:00,834 --> 00:59:02,709 Get in or I'll shoot! 705 00:59:25,042 --> 00:59:28,292 - Oh! We've got grenades! - What? 706 00:59:28,417 --> 00:59:31,459 - Grenades! - Give me a couple! Come on! 707 00:59:51,042 --> 00:59:54,417 See? The bastards are waiting for us. Get down! 708 01:00:26,667 --> 01:00:29,501 Halt! Halt! 709 01:00:38,209 --> 01:00:40,834 The start code! Give me the start code! 710 01:00:40,959 --> 01:00:42,501 Come on! 711 01:00:56,251 --> 01:01:00,477 I'm frozen stiff. I'm hoarse too, dammit! 712 01:01:00,501 --> 01:01:03,584 Can't they heat these things properly? 713 01:01:03,876 --> 01:01:05,959 We'll all catch or deaths! 714 01:01:54,334 --> 01:01:58,042 Poor Abard. He couldn't have known it would end like this. 715 01:01:59,542 --> 01:02:01,751 Well, we have to decide what to do with Bureš. 716 01:02:02,042 --> 01:02:04,584 Hmm, he's a dangerous witness… 717 01:02:36,876 --> 01:02:39,584 What's going on? Bureš! 718 01:02:40,501 --> 01:02:41,959 You haven't set off yet! 719 01:02:42,167 --> 01:02:43,834 What's happening? 720 01:02:44,334 --> 01:02:46,959 This is R-K-M calling. May I taxi to the ramp? 721 01:02:47,417 --> 01:02:49,667 Yes. Number six is free. 722 01:02:49,792 --> 01:02:52,084 We'll open you up in a moment. We're busy just now. 723 01:02:53,042 --> 01:02:55,709 Why do we need to wait? The rocket's unlocked, isn't it? 724 01:02:59,501 --> 01:03:04,126 They won't be here till later. I'll take you to the changing room. 725 01:03:04,834 --> 01:03:07,584 I'd stopped hoping it would end up like this. 726 01:03:08,167 --> 01:03:10,667 You'd better not, you chickenshit. Come on! 727 01:03:10,876 --> 01:03:12,376 Quickly! 728 01:03:15,834 --> 01:03:18,376 Help yourselves, but be quick. This is most irregular. 729 01:03:18,917 --> 01:03:21,792 No, no, no don't leave! You can change here! 730 01:03:21,834 --> 01:03:24,126 - You've caught a cold, I see. - How dare you? 731 01:03:24,209 --> 01:03:25,917 Find something warm to wear. 732 01:03:25,959 --> 01:03:28,167 I think you can choose from amongst these. 733 01:03:30,417 --> 01:03:32,626 We're very lucky. 734 01:03:33,334 --> 01:03:34,917 1st JUNE 735 01:03:35,751 --> 01:03:39,042 Passengers for Kalasiris Flight 22 to ancient Egypt. Please follow me. 736 01:03:40,959 --> 01:03:42,542 No nonsense, now! 737 01:03:49,251 --> 01:03:50,876 June is your last chance 738 01:03:51,167 --> 01:03:54,292 to take our popular 'The Fall of the Bastille' trip… 739 01:03:54,542 --> 01:03:56,251 But - that's me! 740 01:03:56,626 --> 01:03:58,667 Did you see? 741 01:03:59,709 --> 01:04:02,376 It's supposed to be the second. Yesterday was the first. 742 01:04:02,876 --> 01:04:04,792 But it is yesterday! 743 01:04:04,876 --> 01:04:07,959 You landed… You did it on purpose! 744 01:04:09,167 --> 01:04:11,334 Let's go and talk somewhere. 745 01:04:11,417 --> 01:04:13,209 That means my car's outside? 746 01:04:17,751 --> 01:04:20,542 If I'm not mistaken, suits should hang in closets. 747 01:04:21,251 --> 01:04:25,084 Hmm. Put them where they belong, then. 748 01:04:29,917 --> 01:04:31,626 See. Just like yesterday. 749 01:04:32,876 --> 01:04:35,501 Yesterday's Kraus is going to rob today's Kraus. 750 01:04:36,334 --> 01:04:37,834 What are you doing? Halt! 751 01:04:38,251 --> 01:04:40,292 You there! Stop! 752 01:04:42,126 --> 01:04:43,667 Stop! 753 01:04:44,876 --> 01:04:48,042 I said, stop! Stop him! 754 01:04:48,209 --> 01:04:50,042 Thief! But that's… me! 755 01:04:50,792 --> 01:04:51,834 Why did you do it? 756 01:04:52,376 --> 01:04:53,459 I have my reasons. 757 01:04:53,792 --> 01:04:54,917 Which are? 758 01:04:55,792 --> 01:04:58,834 Don't you understand? What happened, didn't happen. 759 01:04:59,459 --> 01:05:02,959 June 1st is only beginning. Me, for example. 760 01:05:03,917 --> 01:05:06,501 In a little while I shall get up and scald myself with tea. 761 01:05:06,626 --> 01:05:09,834 Because everything's happening all over again at my flat. 762 01:05:10,042 --> 01:05:11,334 Do you understand, gentlemen? 763 01:05:11,834 --> 01:05:15,959 I'm making breakfast and Karel hasn't started choking on that roll yet. 764 01:05:16,376 --> 01:05:19,209 He's still alive. I must save him. 765 01:05:20,126 --> 01:05:22,626 I don't want Jan to take his place again. 766 01:05:23,126 --> 01:05:27,126 - That's my reason. - Aha. Yes, I see. 767 01:05:27,751 --> 01:05:30,792 But how could you just put on his uniform and pilot the rocket? 768 01:05:31,334 --> 01:05:34,251 It was me who designed and tested these rockets. 769 01:05:34,334 --> 01:05:36,751 Your friend Abard was executed. 770 01:05:37,042 --> 01:05:40,334 But here stands today's Abard, today's Bauer. 771 01:05:40,542 --> 01:05:42,352 They're at their hotel, awaiting the flight. 772 01:05:42,376 --> 01:05:43,667 They may still be asleep. 773 01:05:43,834 --> 01:05:46,667 Damn it, you're right. We can have a repeat performance! 774 01:05:47,167 --> 01:05:49,209 - This time without mistakes! - That's right. 775 01:05:50,792 --> 01:05:52,334 - Thank you. - Wait! 776 01:05:52,501 --> 01:05:53,959 How's that? Why? 777 01:05:54,126 --> 01:05:56,084 Mr Bureš, you have exactly three minutes 778 01:05:56,209 --> 01:05:58,376 to save your brother, Karel Bureš the pilot. 779 01:05:58,709 --> 01:06:01,084 - What? - We shan't be needing you again. 780 01:06:03,042 --> 01:06:06,417 Hurry up, or Karel will choke. Like yesterday. 781 01:06:29,251 --> 01:06:31,042 Leave that gentleman alone! 782 01:06:55,501 --> 01:06:59,876 Poor Jan. He choked on a roll. 783 01:07:07,126 --> 01:07:09,709 That was a great idea of yours… a second chance! 784 01:07:09,792 --> 01:07:11,001 But without you this time! 785 01:07:29,126 --> 01:07:31,542 We're in Prague. Are the suits in the closet? 786 01:07:35,376 --> 01:07:38,584 Of course. The suits are where they belong, in the closet. 787 01:07:39,209 --> 01:07:41,167 And what about the armchairs? All right? 788 01:07:43,459 --> 01:07:44,584 Absolutely. 789 01:07:45,251 --> 01:07:47,709 - So everything's okay? - Thank you. 790 01:07:48,334 --> 01:07:49,584 Come in! 791 01:07:50,917 --> 01:07:52,751 We were there, the operation failed. 792 01:07:52,959 --> 01:07:54,917 - Where? - What are you talking about? 793 01:07:55,126 --> 01:07:58,751 - Here's proof! - Everything's now happened twice. 794 01:08:00,126 --> 01:08:02,709 This is your document, from yesterday's trip. 795 01:08:03,876 --> 01:08:05,584 Of course… but… 796 01:08:06,001 --> 01:08:07,376 But how is that possible? 797 01:08:07,459 --> 01:08:09,584 Don't even ask about Hitler. 798 01:08:11,584 --> 01:08:15,334 We came back a while ago, but on June 1st again. 799 01:08:16,501 --> 01:08:19,751 The pilot wasn't Karel Bureš, it was his brother. 800 01:08:21,251 --> 01:08:23,126 You see, Karel Bureš had died. 801 01:08:23,792 --> 01:08:26,626 Nonsense. I've just spoken to him on the phone! 802 01:08:27,209 --> 01:08:28,542 Everything's all right. 803 01:08:28,626 --> 01:08:32,959 Yes, of course, because Mr Bauer saved him at the last moment. 804 01:08:33,542 --> 01:08:35,459 I personally drove him to that house. 805 01:08:35,542 --> 01:08:38,417 What? I haven't moved from here! 806 01:08:39,042 --> 01:08:40,292 Not you. 807 01:08:40,417 --> 01:08:42,959 You don't have any part in this game, anyway. 808 01:08:43,542 --> 01:08:46,626 There are two Bauers now. 809 01:08:47,292 --> 01:08:51,834 So that I'm very sorry but… May I…? 810 01:08:52,417 --> 01:08:56,084 - What are you doing? - Kraus! Have you gone mad? 811 01:08:56,459 --> 01:09:00,251 Stop and think! 812 01:09:06,959 --> 01:09:09,626 What do we need two identical engineers for? 813 01:09:10,584 --> 01:09:13,542 What bad manners. Don't you take pity on anybody? 814 01:09:13,751 --> 01:09:17,792 Yes. Mrs Bauer, for example. 815 01:09:18,501 --> 01:09:21,751 Just imagine if the poor woman were to have that at home - twice! 816 01:09:55,876 --> 01:09:58,334 Poor Bauer. It's a good thing you didn't shoot me, too. 817 01:09:58,626 --> 01:10:02,209 That's not necessary. They executed the first version of you at Hitler's bunker. 818 01:10:02,584 --> 01:10:04,417 - What? - I'll explain later. 819 01:10:04,709 --> 01:10:06,709 Let's go. 820 01:10:25,876 --> 01:10:28,459 Hey! Hey! 821 01:10:29,959 --> 01:10:31,459 Please! 822 01:10:32,751 --> 01:10:34,709 Please - are you going to town? 823 01:10:37,792 --> 01:10:39,959 Please take me at least to the Metro! 824 01:10:40,626 --> 01:10:43,751 I can't take you any further anyway. Come on then! 825 01:11:00,042 --> 01:11:01,501 Could I please make a call? 826 01:11:02,584 --> 01:11:05,126 You must dial zero first, I'm linked to our dispatch centre. 827 01:11:05,959 --> 01:11:07,501 Oh, thanks. 828 01:11:13,334 --> 01:11:15,792 Hello, is that Jan or Karel? 829 01:11:16,959 --> 01:11:19,834 This is… Karel Bureš. 830 01:11:22,209 --> 01:11:25,042 So Bauer came in time, he managed to save you? 831 01:11:25,501 --> 01:11:26,626 Who's Bauer? 832 01:11:26,667 --> 01:11:28,751 That little chap in the funny hat! 833 01:11:29,251 --> 01:11:32,376 Somebody in a funny hat was killed in a car accident in front of the house. 834 01:11:33,501 --> 01:11:36,292 So it's all gone wrong again! Damn! 835 01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:37,501 What now? 836 01:11:38,959 --> 01:11:41,334 I wouldn't know. Who is this, anyway? 837 01:11:43,376 --> 01:11:46,042 Janny! I know you're Jan! 838 01:11:47,251 --> 01:11:49,792 I just know! I'm Jan too. 839 01:11:50,917 --> 01:11:53,667 I'm Jan too. This means we're both Jan now. 840 01:11:55,376 --> 01:11:56,834 I was you, understand?! 841 01:11:57,209 --> 01:11:59,334 I am you, but your yesterday you. 842 01:12:00,251 --> 01:12:02,251 You're today's Jan. Me! 843 01:12:02,917 --> 01:12:06,084 Understand? You pretending to be Karel too, like me. 844 01:12:06,126 --> 01:12:08,001 Like me! 845 01:12:10,251 --> 01:12:13,584 Stop this joking! We have a death in the family. 846 01:12:14,126 --> 01:12:15,876 I don't have time for this, I'm busy! 847 01:12:19,584 --> 01:12:21,292 Please, may I…? 848 01:12:22,584 --> 01:12:24,084 Thanks. 849 01:12:25,209 --> 01:12:26,209 Universum? 850 01:12:26,292 --> 01:12:28,417 Mr Rousek, please. Mr Rousek? 851 01:12:28,917 --> 01:12:30,626 This is about Karel Bureš. 852 01:12:31,001 --> 01:12:33,959 He'll be kissing Mrs Nol in the office in about twenty minutes. 853 01:12:34,459 --> 01:12:37,209 You go in there, they'll stop kissing and… 854 01:12:37,709 --> 01:12:40,959 Dear sir, why on earth would I go in there? 855 01:12:41,376 --> 01:12:43,792 Mrs Nol happens to be here in my office! With the files. 856 01:12:43,959 --> 01:12:45,876 There's a mistake in those files! 857 01:12:45,959 --> 01:12:47,167 So you'll go in to the office, 858 01:12:47,251 --> 01:12:50,584 and catch Karel Bureš kissing Mrs Nol, but they'll stop. 859 01:12:50,709 --> 01:12:52,417 Please be so kind as to tell Bureš 860 01:12:52,501 --> 01:12:55,251 not to go to Eva's place, not to propose to her! 861 01:12:55,584 --> 01:12:57,667 Helena, the air hostess, is going to fall in love with him. 862 01:12:57,792 --> 01:12:59,917 At about three in the afternoon. 863 01:13:00,417 --> 01:13:02,959 He cares for Helena too, she's a wonderful girl! 864 01:13:03,584 --> 01:13:05,459 I'm not interested in gossip, sir! 865 01:13:06,459 --> 01:13:08,209 Hello! 866 01:13:09,042 --> 01:13:10,792 How about getting out? 867 01:13:12,834 --> 01:13:15,751 - A bit of fresh air won't hurt you… - But I'm in an awful hurry! 868 01:13:16,292 --> 01:13:17,417 Out! 869 01:13:18,542 --> 01:13:19,959 Oh - how will I get to… 870 01:13:20,042 --> 01:13:22,209 You seem to know everything that's going to happen, 871 01:13:22,251 --> 01:13:24,376 so I'm sure you know which idiot is going to 872 01:13:24,459 --> 01:13:26,209 give you a lift next time. 873 01:13:34,542 --> 01:13:36,751 A complaint? Second door to the left. 874 01:13:36,834 --> 01:13:38,876 - Thank you. - That's all right. 875 01:13:48,626 --> 01:13:50,167 Hello, friend! 876 01:13:51,584 --> 01:13:53,542 Permit me to shake your hand! 877 01:13:55,334 --> 01:13:57,751 Come here, my boy! Come here for a minute! 878 01:13:57,876 --> 01:13:59,417 But I'm in a hurry! 879 01:14:00,084 --> 01:14:01,626 I'm late. 880 01:14:11,292 --> 01:14:12,834 Now then, my boy. 881 01:14:13,542 --> 01:14:15,584 What happened between you and Markéta yesterday? 882 01:14:16,376 --> 01:14:18,084 Well? 883 01:14:18,834 --> 01:14:21,751 - Well? - Markéta who..? 884 01:14:22,626 --> 01:14:24,876 For God's sake, this is too much… 885 01:14:24,959 --> 01:14:28,459 You still have the nerve to make fun of me? 886 01:14:35,417 --> 01:14:36,917 What's here? 887 01:14:38,209 --> 01:14:40,209 I have to kill myself now. 888 01:14:40,959 --> 01:14:42,501 What an odd person you are… 889 01:14:42,584 --> 01:14:45,667 How can two of us live on one salary… 890 01:14:46,626 --> 01:14:47,959 Where do you want to do it? 891 01:14:48,459 --> 01:14:51,709 This is about the time I started on my sightseeing tour of Prague. 892 01:14:51,917 --> 01:14:55,417 We have to wait for me here. See? 893 01:14:57,542 --> 01:15:01,084 I'm surprised at you! In a few days' time he'll pretend not to know you. 894 01:15:05,459 --> 01:15:07,751 Good morning, Bureš. Anything wrong? 895 01:15:07,834 --> 01:15:09,584 - Hello. - Karel! 896 01:15:09,667 --> 01:15:11,626 Hello, miss. 897 01:15:11,709 --> 01:15:13,251 There, you see… 898 01:15:17,126 --> 01:15:18,667 You're a scoundrel, Bureš. 899 01:15:19,501 --> 01:15:21,584 Suddenly you pretend not to know her! 900 01:15:22,751 --> 01:15:24,626 And just look at you… you're a sight! 901 01:15:25,626 --> 01:15:27,959 Somebody beat me up, but I don't know who it was. 902 01:15:28,376 --> 01:15:30,667 I'm a bit… you see, my brother has died. 903 01:15:31,126 --> 01:15:32,626 For God's sake, what happened? 904 01:15:33,334 --> 01:15:35,626 - He choked on a roll. - Ah. 905 01:15:39,542 --> 01:15:41,376 I… I need a rest now. 906 01:15:42,501 --> 01:15:44,167 Ah, yes. All right, of course. 907 01:15:44,376 --> 01:15:47,167 But make sure you're at departures an hour before the launch. 908 01:15:47,876 --> 01:15:51,459 What time do I start? Sorry, but I've forgotten. 909 01:15:52,834 --> 01:15:55,542 At 14:10. 910 01:16:02,876 --> 01:16:05,334 - Buy some roses, Sir! - I'm in a hurry! 911 01:16:07,334 --> 01:16:09,584 - Mr Bureš..! - Sorry. 912 01:16:11,001 --> 01:16:14,084 In a minute a man is coming in here, who'll look exactly like me, 913 01:16:14,167 --> 01:16:15,959 except that he'll be in uniform. 914 01:16:16,126 --> 01:16:19,001 You mustn't let him in at any cost, understand? Is that clear? 915 01:16:19,167 --> 01:16:20,042 Clear. 916 01:16:20,084 --> 01:16:23,042 And could you call Mr Kroupa for me? 917 01:16:23,459 --> 01:16:25,334 I have to talk to him, just the two of us. 918 01:16:26,001 --> 01:16:27,626 Eva mustn't know! 919 01:16:42,542 --> 01:16:45,376 Buy some roses, Sir! Roses. 920 01:16:49,917 --> 01:16:52,876 Seven. Seven for luck. 921 01:16:55,667 --> 01:16:57,126 Oh, it's you? 922 01:16:57,542 --> 01:17:00,542 How you get around. And who hurt you? 923 01:17:00,667 --> 01:17:03,334 Economising on flowers - that's all wrong. 924 01:17:05,542 --> 01:17:07,167 I'm sorry, so sorry. 925 01:17:07,626 --> 01:17:09,935 Do tell me, how could such a thing have happened to Jan? 926 01:17:09,959 --> 01:17:12,792 Mr Kroupa, the dead man isn't Jan. 927 01:17:12,876 --> 01:17:14,042 It's Karel, you see. 928 01:17:15,834 --> 01:17:18,167 In that case… who are you? 929 01:17:18,251 --> 01:17:20,917 - I'm Jan! - You're Jan? 930 01:17:21,001 --> 01:17:23,501 You must tell Eva that Karel wouldn't have married her anyway. 931 01:17:23,584 --> 01:17:24,751 - How's that? - He'd promised to marry 932 01:17:24,834 --> 01:17:25,893 somebody called Mrs Nol, 933 01:17:25,917 --> 01:17:28,792 - and he had all sorts of affairs. - The scoundrel! 934 01:17:28,876 --> 01:17:31,626 Well… Sorry… I don't mean to… 935 01:17:31,834 --> 01:17:34,376 - … speak ill of the dead. - Karel! 936 01:17:34,459 --> 01:17:36,334 Please tell her, but carefully! 937 01:17:36,417 --> 01:17:38,584 - Carefully, of course. - You've come, at last! 938 01:17:38,667 --> 01:17:42,126 Evie, Evie, you must be brave. This isn't Karel, it's Jan. 939 01:17:42,917 --> 01:17:46,251 - Jan? - Karel choked on a roll. 940 01:17:46,334 --> 01:17:49,626 Yes, he choked. Wait, what are you..? Wait… Not like that, no! 941 01:17:49,709 --> 01:17:51,834 - Eva! - Go away! 942 01:17:51,917 --> 01:17:54,042 The chair, come on…! The chair! 943 01:17:54,167 --> 01:17:56,376 - Here it is. - Put her down here then. 944 01:17:56,459 --> 01:17:58,334 Eva, what happened? Daddy, what's wrong with her? 945 01:17:58,459 --> 01:18:00,667 - Come on now, come on… - Eva, darling! 946 01:18:00,751 --> 01:18:02,542 - Christ, what's happened? - Don't stand here screaming 947 01:18:02,626 --> 01:18:04,834 run over to the Novak's for some smelling salts. Run! 948 01:18:07,459 --> 01:18:11,084 - You? But you're dead! - It's my brother who's dead. 949 01:18:11,417 --> 01:18:14,917 This is all fun and games to you. My little Eva nearly died of fright! 950 01:18:16,792 --> 01:18:20,167 - Karel, you're alive? - I'm alive. 951 01:18:20,709 --> 01:18:23,084 I've been pretending to be Karel. Just like you have. 952 01:18:23,917 --> 01:18:25,376 So, you're alive, Karel? 953 01:18:26,001 --> 01:18:28,876 No, wait! I'm not. Do you know who Karel was? 954 01:18:28,959 --> 01:18:30,792 - Honestly… - A scoundrel! A Fascist! 955 01:18:30,876 --> 01:18:33,542 He wanted to change history! He was a threat to the whole world! 956 01:18:33,834 --> 01:18:36,792 - Do you understand? - So you are alive, Karel. 957 01:18:36,917 --> 01:18:40,084 - But I'm not Karel! I'm you! - You gave me quite a fright… 958 01:18:40,501 --> 01:18:43,917 - I guess I'll never be able to explain. - What kind of a stupid game is this? 959 01:18:45,626 --> 01:18:47,126 I'll try and explain. 960 01:18:47,251 --> 01:18:49,126 - Karel, darling! You're alive!? - Forget him! He's scum! 961 01:18:49,209 --> 01:18:51,417 - He's two-timing you! - Let me go! 962 01:18:51,959 --> 01:18:53,167 I'll never give him up! 963 01:18:54,459 --> 01:18:55,959 You were trying to make me forget him! 964 01:18:56,042 --> 01:18:58,001 - I'll explain! - There's no need! Come here! 965 01:19:05,834 --> 01:19:07,751 Karel, darling, are you all right? 966 01:19:07,876 --> 01:19:10,917 - For heaven's sake, what's happening? - They've tricked us. 967 01:19:11,167 --> 01:19:13,626 Both of them are in it, together! Who knows which of them is Karel! 968 01:19:14,167 --> 01:19:15,501 - I'm not! - There! 969 01:19:15,667 --> 01:19:19,042 - Neither am I! - How's that? 970 01:19:19,542 --> 01:19:22,167 They're making fun of us, both of them. Petr, this one first! 971 01:19:40,959 --> 01:19:42,542 What's to become of us? 972 01:19:42,626 --> 01:19:44,876 You've made us orphans… orphans..! 973 01:19:44,959 --> 01:19:48,209 We have our premiere next week! This is a tragedy. 974 01:19:48,626 --> 01:19:52,334 There's no use making so much ado… Nothing so terrible has happened. 975 01:20:00,751 --> 01:20:03,959 It could have been worse. 976 01:20:04,084 --> 01:20:06,709 Worse?! Can't you see they're all dead! 977 01:20:07,792 --> 01:20:11,251 Don't worry doctor, they'll be as fit as a fiddle again tomorrow… 978 01:20:11,667 --> 01:20:15,001 Today, as a matter of fact! 979 01:20:19,959 --> 01:20:21,834 It's time. We start in one hour. 980 01:20:21,917 --> 01:20:24,001 Calm down! I made it in time yesterday too. 981 01:20:27,126 --> 01:20:29,459 That's me over there! See? Exactly like yesterday! 982 01:20:44,334 --> 01:20:46,251 Are you crazy? You can't shoot from here! 983 01:20:46,376 --> 01:20:48,459 You'll have to cover me! Your coat! 984 01:21:19,126 --> 01:21:22,126 Boys! You know you're not supposed to play here, right? 985 01:21:24,542 --> 01:21:26,084 Halt! 986 01:21:26,209 --> 01:21:28,501 Halt! Stop! 987 01:21:29,792 --> 01:21:33,209 Eagle calling! Eagle calling! Eagle calling! Eagle calling! 988 01:21:33,667 --> 01:21:36,917 Some invention, this… Eagle calling, eagle calling! 989 01:21:37,084 --> 01:21:40,084 1st JUNE 990 01:21:44,542 --> 01:21:47,709 Bauer isn't there. Come along! Quick! 991 01:21:48,917 --> 01:21:51,959 Flight 27. Passengers for pre-history… 992 01:21:52,376 --> 01:21:54,251 Where were you? I couldn't wait any longer. 993 01:21:54,376 --> 01:21:56,542 We've got the police at our heels. Are you Karel Bureš? 994 01:21:56,626 --> 01:21:59,084 What sort of a stupid question is that? The suitcase! 995 01:21:59,167 --> 01:22:00,667 Where is Bauer? Was he with you? 996 01:22:00,751 --> 01:22:03,292 As you see, he saved me from choking. 997 01:22:03,417 --> 01:22:04,959 Otherwise I wouldn't be here! 998 01:22:05,042 --> 01:22:06,751 Where can he be, what's keeping him? 999 01:22:07,751 --> 01:22:10,501 Look there! The same thing as yesterday! 1000 01:22:11,417 --> 01:22:12,959 The two of them are on our flight. 1001 01:22:13,042 --> 01:22:15,792 Calm down! And go to the changing rooms, fast. 1002 01:22:17,834 --> 01:22:19,584 That's all right, Captain. 1003 01:22:20,876 --> 01:22:22,959 This guy's something else again. Much better. 1004 01:22:23,042 --> 01:22:24,334 Well, I don't know. 1005 01:22:25,876 --> 01:22:28,292 What is it? Well? 1006 01:22:28,667 --> 01:22:30,584 Something doesn't feel right about all this… 1007 01:22:35,501 --> 01:22:37,126 - May I, Helena? - Of course. 1008 01:22:40,709 --> 01:22:42,709 Mr Abard has booked the whole flight. 1009 01:22:42,792 --> 01:22:44,834 Mr and Mrs White will not be joining us on this trip. 1010 01:22:44,917 --> 01:22:46,959 - What impertinence! - Their tickets are valid… 1011 01:22:47,459 --> 01:22:49,084 I have specific instructions. 1012 01:22:49,167 --> 01:22:52,251 If you can get written permission from the director… 1013 01:22:52,459 --> 01:22:55,376 - I'll wait here. - I'll see to it at once. 1014 01:22:55,751 --> 01:23:00,376 Just a minute, Helena. My brother sends his love. 1015 01:23:01,959 --> 01:23:04,334 - But… that's impossible. - Surely this matter of your brother 1016 01:23:04,459 --> 01:23:07,459 - could wait right now, couldn't it? - Just a minute! Helena! 1017 01:23:08,876 --> 01:23:13,167 Jan wants to ask you on a date. Would you go? 1018 01:23:15,876 --> 01:23:18,751 You're playing with me, aren't you? That's you all over! 1019 01:23:26,042 --> 01:23:30,042 The car was hired in the name Rolf Kraus and that man was seen running in here! 1020 01:23:30,584 --> 01:23:32,376 - Rolf Kraus? - Rolf Kraus. 1021 01:23:32,792 --> 01:23:37,084 Here. Flight 27. Departure time 14:10, Gate B. 1022 01:23:38,751 --> 01:23:40,292 We can make it! 1023 01:23:42,459 --> 01:23:46,042 R-K-M abort launch! R-K-M do you hear me? 1024 01:23:46,209 --> 01:23:49,751 Abort launch! Control centre forbids you to launch! 1025 01:24:00,584 --> 01:24:03,042 R-K-M position report: passing through lower atmosphere. 1026 01:24:05,792 --> 01:24:07,251 But that means… 1027 01:24:07,459 --> 01:24:09,334 It's gone without you! Escaped us all! 1028 01:24:09,626 --> 01:24:11,459 Can't you get the rocket back… 1029 01:24:11,584 --> 01:24:14,251 No, we can't. That would endanger the passengers. 1030 01:24:14,334 --> 01:24:16,459 - But that's scandalous! - Well… 1031 01:24:16,542 --> 01:24:18,876 How about a trip to see the building of the pyramids? 1032 01:24:19,251 --> 01:24:21,518 - Huh! Pyramids indeed..! - Or the Battle of Waterloo? 1033 01:24:21,542 --> 01:24:23,667 We would of course make up the difference in price. 1034 01:24:24,292 --> 01:24:27,959 Waterloo? Never heard of it. Did you mean Watergate? 1035 01:24:36,751 --> 01:24:39,917 Gentlemen, how about visiting me in my cabin? 1036 01:24:47,792 --> 01:24:50,792 You're a fine man, just the type I like. 1037 01:24:55,334 --> 01:24:56,834 There. 1038 01:25:00,376 --> 01:25:02,667 You see! A gift for the Führer. 1039 01:25:03,042 --> 01:25:05,251 I suspected him wrongly. It worked beautifully today. 1040 01:25:08,209 --> 01:25:09,667 Is this really possible? 1041 01:25:09,792 --> 01:25:13,667 Two brothers, one of them a fool and the other so smart! 1042 01:25:14,501 --> 01:25:17,709 When we've triumphed, I'll propose a distinction for Karel Bureš. 1043 01:25:18,542 --> 01:25:20,792 The Knight's Cross with Oak Leaves! 1044 01:25:21,251 --> 01:25:23,959 We must definitely bring back that distinction! 1045 01:25:24,376 --> 01:25:27,584 - You'll get it too! - Oh, thanks… 1046 01:25:28,834 --> 01:25:30,917 The historic moment is approaching! 1047 01:25:43,501 --> 01:25:46,917 The Führer is sure to want to see the rocket personally. 1048 01:25:47,334 --> 01:25:48,584 Wait here! 1049 01:25:48,667 --> 01:25:50,459 You'll be witnesses to the moment 1050 01:25:50,542 --> 01:25:53,167 - when the whole world is to be saved! - Let's go! Let's go! 1051 01:26:04,792 --> 01:26:07,334 Enemy spies are on the loose. They plan to assassinate Hitler. 1052 01:26:07,376 --> 01:26:09,417 They'll ambush Admiral Wolff's car. Protect him! 1053 01:26:10,042 --> 01:26:12,667 They have a secret weapon in that suitcase they're carrying. 1054 01:26:33,876 --> 01:26:36,709 Is there anything I can do for you, Sturmbannführer? 1055 01:26:37,334 --> 01:26:40,209 What's the day today, Admiral? 1056 01:26:40,292 --> 01:26:42,917 Just a moment! This isn't right! 1057 01:26:49,459 --> 01:26:50,959 Look out! The bomb! 1058 01:27:00,876 --> 01:27:02,417 Down! 1059 01:27:41,167 --> 01:27:43,584 This is crazy, Bureš! 1060 01:27:43,834 --> 01:27:45,584 You haven't set off yet! 1061 01:27:46,334 --> 01:27:48,667 Bureš, can you hear me? 1062 01:27:48,959 --> 01:27:51,834 1st JUNE 1063 01:27:54,709 --> 01:27:57,959 June is your last chance 1064 01:27:58,376 --> 01:28:01,792 to take our popular 'The Fall of the Bastille' trip. 1065 01:28:08,834 --> 01:28:12,251 - What'll you have, Karel? - Coffee, my sweet! 1066 01:28:13,167 --> 01:28:15,542 Sorry to interrupt, but I would like to report something. 1067 01:28:15,667 --> 01:28:17,584 - What's it about? - How shall I explain… 1068 01:28:17,667 --> 01:28:21,751 Look, my brother's a scoundrel. A Fascist, in fact. 1069 01:28:22,167 --> 01:28:24,584 And there's a whole gang of them… No, wait! 1070 01:28:25,751 --> 01:28:27,417 It all started… 1071 01:28:28,251 --> 01:28:30,376 Actually, it's about to start. 1072 01:28:30,459 --> 01:28:32,334 In a little while I'll get up and I'll scald myself with tea. 1073 01:28:32,459 --> 01:28:34,334 - What? - Keep calm. 1074 01:28:39,417 --> 01:28:43,417 - What's wrong? Can't I park here? - The parking's all right, Mr Kraus. 1075 01:28:43,792 --> 01:28:45,084 Yes? 1076 01:28:45,501 --> 01:28:47,626 The suits are in the closet, where they should be. 1077 01:28:50,792 --> 01:28:52,292 Yes, yes. 1078 01:28:56,209 --> 01:28:57,751 Karel? 1079 01:29:02,459 --> 01:29:04,084 Karel, are you okay? 1080 01:29:10,917 --> 01:29:12,709 Look! That's me! 1081 01:29:12,834 --> 01:29:14,376 - Sorry. - Donald… 1082 01:29:14,459 --> 01:29:16,042 I know it's odd, but it's a fact. 1083 01:29:56,876 --> 01:29:59,042 Quickly, please! It's a matter of life and death! 1084 01:30:01,209 --> 01:30:02,917 Please… 1085 01:30:19,251 --> 01:30:21,084 Here doctor, this way! 1086 01:30:32,751 --> 01:30:34,876 Those damned rolls! 1087 01:30:41,417 --> 01:30:43,917 He looks well again, doctor. 1088 01:30:44,001 --> 01:30:46,917 Yes, well. You were lucky. 1089 01:30:48,126 --> 01:30:52,042 - But you nearly bought it. - How right you are. 1090 01:30:55,959 --> 01:30:58,584 I'm sorry, doctor, but it did look serious. 1091 01:30:58,667 --> 01:31:00,542 That's all right, a brother's a brother. 1092 01:31:01,251 --> 01:31:04,751 Except that Jan is always panicking. But thanks, doctor. 1093 01:31:10,334 --> 01:31:14,001 Eva darling, this is Karel. I dreamt about you all night. 1094 01:31:14,626 --> 01:31:16,334 We must get married - and soon! 1095 01:31:16,667 --> 01:31:20,459 Karel! Oh, Karel… Mummy! 1096 01:31:24,667 --> 01:31:29,001 Doctor, do you think that such 1097 01:31:29,417 --> 01:31:30,792 an incident as this could have 1098 01:31:30,917 --> 01:31:33,001 an influence on a man's character? 1099 01:31:33,084 --> 01:31:35,209 Hmm… that's difficult to say. 1100 01:31:47,626 --> 01:31:49,126 You got me into a fine mess! 1101 01:31:49,251 --> 01:31:52,959 Wait. I've got to tell you something. 1102 01:31:55,084 --> 01:31:57,084 - Well, talk then. - Jan, don't go in there! 1103 01:31:58,376 --> 01:31:59,876 Why not? 1104 01:32:02,959 --> 01:32:04,667 What's this watch doing here? 1105 01:32:09,292 --> 01:32:11,959 - I really… - Well, whose is it? 1106 01:32:15,626 --> 01:32:19,542 I have no idea. But that's not important. 1107 01:32:21,459 --> 01:32:24,751 I'd like to tell you something important. 1108 01:32:25,042 --> 01:32:26,167 What? 1109 01:32:26,751 --> 01:32:30,167 You said you have nobody to live for. 1110 01:32:30,501 --> 01:32:32,542 I made a date for you with a certain air hostess. 1111 01:32:32,626 --> 01:32:33,834 Her name is Helena. 1112 01:32:35,084 --> 01:32:37,626 You'll like her a lot! 1113 01:32:38,834 --> 01:32:41,876 - Karel, have you had an affair with her? - On the contrary! 1114 01:32:43,167 --> 01:32:44,709 She hates me. 1115 01:32:45,834 --> 01:32:47,459 Buy some roses, sir! 1116 01:32:48,376 --> 01:32:49,917 Shall we buy some roses? 1117 01:32:52,626 --> 01:32:55,959 - Let's. - Two bunches, seven roses per bunch. 1118 01:32:56,667 --> 01:32:58,501 Seven for luck. 1119 01:32:59,084 --> 01:33:01,709 Though it didn't bring much luck last time. Not for you. 1120 01:33:02,167 --> 01:33:04,334 I don't know what you're talking about, gentlemen. 1121 01:33:04,417 --> 01:33:06,417 I've never seen you here before. 1122 01:33:07,001 --> 01:33:08,626 Karel! 1123 01:33:19,917 --> 01:33:22,001 Take more care next time! 1124 01:33:25,376 --> 01:33:30,084 - Did you hear? - I promise I will. 1125 01:33:31,626 --> 01:33:33,126 Karel! 1126 01:33:36,584 --> 01:33:38,876 I nearly lost you! 1127 01:33:51,001 --> 01:33:56,167 THE END 81145