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Hey! Look what I got everybody.

Newspapers?

Did you find a portal back
to the 1990s?

No. If he had that,
he'd be trying to prevent NSYNC

from breaking up.

Oh, please. I'm glad they broke up.

Otherwise, Justin would
never have brought sexy back.

One thing you can't get
on an iPad,

the smell of ink and paper.

One more reason
iPads are better.

They reviewed
my planetarium show.

Yeah. It's on page three
of the Arts and Leisure section.

Oh, look, they still have Far Side.

I don't get that one.

Oh. He's pushing
when he should be pulling.

I don't think he belongs
in that gifted school, then.

- What are you doing?
- Making a boat.

When I was a kid,
my dad showed me how.

Boy, you'll do anything
to avoid reading.

Guys, it's under
"Things to do this weekend."

I can't find it.
What does it say?

That it's a thing
to do this weekend.

Well, that's great, Raj.
Congratulations.

You know, while we're bragging,
The Journal of Prosthetic Medicine

just wrote up the project that
Howard and I are working on.

Well, you didn't tell me that.

Oh, it just came out.
It's just a little blurb.

Oh. Well, good for you.

You know, Bert and I have
started isolating zircons

from meteorites
for our dark matter search.

(SHELDON EXCLAIMS)

Oh! Well, how nice.

Everyone's doing impressive work.

What have you been
working on these days?

Ooh, where'd that come from?

Where did what come from?

I try to be supportive,

and you break out the hot lights
and the rubber hose.

I just asked
what you've been working on.

Oh, my God, let it go.

Can you believe this guy?

I did it!

See? It's a boat.

It's also a hat.

(THEME SONG PLAYING)

Okay, how do you want
to play this?

Do you want to pretend like
nothing's bothering you

and blow up later,
or do you just want to be

a maniac right now?

Nothing is bothering me.

Fine. Be that way.

If you want to talk,
I'll be flushing my sinuses.

Wait.

I have a confession.

When I berated Leonard,

it was a clever ruse
to conceal the fact

that I'm not
working on anything.

Well, I think I speak for everyone

when I say, "No!"

The truth is I have
nothing of interest to pursue.

Well, maybe this is
the perfect opportunity

to take some time
for yourself and refocus.

I'm sure you'll find something
you're excited about.

Thank you, Amy.

I don't know what I'd do
without you.

Hey, can I stay here?
Sheldon kicked me out.

Well, is everything okay?

Yeah. He just wants
some alone time to work.

Fine. Make yourself at home.

Yeah. We were just about
to watch a little TV.

- You're welcome to join us.
- Thanks. I'll be right with you.

ljust have to do my neti pot.

So what are you guys gonna watch?

Okay.

Hey, what do you think
we should open our show with?

Thor and Doctor Jones
or Let's Get Astrophysical?

I think we should
start with something

that gets them up on their feet.

Maybe Sherlock Around the Clock.

Great, yeah.
Let's give it a try.

BERNADETTE:
Halley's napping! Keep it down!

Right. Sorry.

It's cool.
We don't need volume to rock.

Instead of blowing
the roof off this place,

we can gently lift it off

and set it quietly down
in the backyard.

Okay. One, two, three, four.

(SINGING)

Holmes said to Watson

On Baker Street

Come on Doctor

Time to move them feet

Sing it with us!

Sherlock Sherlock

Sherlock around the clock

We can't hear you.

Sherlock Sherlock

Sherlock around the clock

(HALLEY CRYING)

BERNADETTE:
Nice going.

Sorry. Sorry. I'll get her.

(HALLEY CRYING)

One sec.

BERNADETTE:
You bought diapers, right?

Be right back.

Rock and roll!

Okay. Scratch paper, check.

Whiteboard, check.

Chex Mix, check.

And here we go.

(PHONE RINGING)

Dang it.

Hello, Mother.

Hi there, Shelly.
You will never believe

who I ran into
at the barbecue festival.

lam right in the middle
of some very important work.

I don't have time for this
right now.

Then why did you
answer the phone?

Because you raised me
to be polite.

Now stop bothering me.

Hello again.

Who did you see
at the barbecue festival?

Mr. Watkins.

Yeah. Really?

You called me and interrupted
my work to tell me

that you ran into somebody
you could plausibly run into?

I'm sorry, Mother,
I really need to focus here.

I will speak to you next week.

Okay, sweetheart.
I'll talk to you then.

I thought Mr. Watkins
moved to Florida.

He did.
He was back visiting his son.

Oh, gosh darn it,
that is interesting.

Was it Tommy or Joe?

I bet it was Joe, 'cause
he and Tommy had a falling out

over that time-share.

You guys do anything fun after dinner?

Well, actually Amy came
back over and we hung out.

Did you know that we're both
spelling bee champs?

We stayed up for hours
trying to stump each other.

Who won?

She thought she had me
with "appoggiatura,"

but I shut that down expeditiously.

E-X-P-E-D-l-T-l-0-U-S-L-Y.
Expeditiously.

Wow. I bet that made Penny
take off all of her clothes.

Put her pajamas on and
then go to bed early.

- Yeah, at like, 9:00.
- Yeah.

-Hey.
-Hey.

Oh, are we still on
for band practice this evening?

Oh, shoot.

I promised I would take Halley
over to Bernadette's parents.

Dude, the gig is,
like, next weekend.

I know. I'm sorry.
I really want to do this,

but I just don't think
I have the time.

Okay. I guess I'll have to cancel.

Toby Greenbaum will have to
become a man without us.

Too bad, you guys kill at bar mitzvahs.

And other events that
people can't leave.

I don't want to be the one
who breaks up the band.

You know, maybe you should

think about replacing me.

- Okay.
- I mean...

I know it'll be hard since we-

I bet Bert could do it.
He plays guitar.

I'm gonna go ask him.

I guess he forgot that
I play the cello.

I don't think he did.

Okay, I think it's ready.

Should we put on safety goggles?

Well, the funnest fun
is the safest fun, so yes.

Hey.

- Hi.
- Hello.

Amy, you're here, again.

Yeah, Sheldon said he needed
another night to work,

so I said I'd give him some space.

So what's all this?

Well, Amy and I were talking
about old science fair projects

and how fun it would be
to recreate them.

We're making hot ice.

It's pretty cool.

- Nice one.
- Yeah.

Turns out we both

did this as our science fair
projects in ninth grade.

Do you remember any of
your high school projects?

Uh... Well,
I remember telling Jenny Runyon

that I would teach her
how to flirt with boys

if she put my name on her project.

I got an "A," she got pregnant.

Girls like you are why I had to
come straight home after school.

Check this out.

PENNY: Look at that.

Wow, that's amazing.

LEONARD: Mmm-hmm. The crystallization is
an exothermic process,

so the ice is actually hot.

-I won first place for this.
- So did I.

I threw Jenny's baby shower.

Oh. Hey, in seventh grade,

I built a cobra wave.
You want to do that?

Oh. We can come up with
a wave speed formula,

and see how accurately
we can predict the amplitude.

Wow, I didn't think
anything could top

last night's spelling bee,
but here comes math.

I'm sorry, we don't
have to do more experiments.

Let's do something we can all enjoy.

Hey, you want to watch
that show you like

where people want to buy a house
and then they do?

No, no, you guys do your experiments.
I'll go pick up dinner.

- Are you sure?
- Yeah, you're having science fun,

and I don't want to interfere,
or watch you.

Did I actually do it?

(EXCLAIMS) I did. I did.

The answer is one in 18 million.

What is?

The odds of you
running into Mr. Watkins.

Oh, Shelly. I have bad news.

Mr. Watkins passed this morning.

Oh!

I'm sorry.

I know. What are the odds of that?

Call you back.

LEONARD:
Now, let's calculate the amplitude!

ANN:
All right!

Sheldon? Sheldon? Sheldon?

It's annoying when you do it.

I brought pizza.

Oh, thank you.

I have been working pretty hard.

I could use a break.

What's that?

Yeah, that is an experiment

to see how many parallelograms
I could draw

while holding my breath.

Is that where you blacked out?

No, actually,

that's where I blacked out.

And this?

That is a list

of all the different types
of natural disasters.

"Fire-quake"?

I made that one up.

Which I shouldn't have,
because now I'm scared of it.

Hey, I thought you were
working on actual science.

I am.

I'm trying to come up with
a new approach to dark matter,

but people keep distracting me.

First, my mother kept answering
the phone when I called,

even though she knew
I was busy.

And now you show up
with my favorite shape of food.

A circle made of triangles
served in a square box.

Maybe I'll just eat this
in the laundry room.

No, no. Wait.

You don't have to go, as long as you
sit quietly and don't say anything.

Fine.

Mmm.

Good.

Are you mocking me?

Hey, you want to hear
one of my geology songs?

So it's about rocks?

Better. It's about a boulder.

Isn't that the same thing?

Far from it.

A boulder has a diameter
greater than 25.6 centimeters.

Is that fact in the song?

No.

Yes.

It's sung from the viewpoint
of the boulder

that chases Indiana Jones.

That's right up our alley.
Let's hear it.

Okay.

(SINGING)

Alone in my temple
in the middle of Peru

A giant stone ball
with nothing much to do

But if you steal my idol

I will roll right over you

'Cause I'm six tons of
granite and Micaceous Schist

Yeah I'm six tons of granite and

Micaceous Schist

Yeah, I'm six tons of granite
and Micaceous Schist

Yeah I'm six tons of granite and

Micaceous Schist

So, I think if we want

to predict the height
of the wave, we need to use

elasticity theory and model the lattice

as one continuous flexible piece.

This is fun.

Playing with Popsicle sticks,

exploring ways
to store kinetic energy.

It's like preschool all over again.

Except now if I eat paste,
it's because I want to,

not because
Craig Schultz is making me.

Hey, can I ask you a question?

Is it, "Where was the teacher?"

She was in the bathroom smoking,
that's where.

It wasn't, but I'm glad
to see you've moved on.

I was gonna ask if being married
felt any different.

Oh.

Not really.

Sorry. That probably wasn't
the answer you were looking for.

No, actually it is.

I mean, Sheldon and I are in
a really great place right now,

and ljust, I don't want
anything to mess that up.

Mmm-hmm. You do remember you're here

because he kicked you
out of your apartment?

Yes.

His work is important to him.

It's one of the things I find
the sexiest about him.

Well, that and-

His butt.

And then, I was thinking about

inventing a new
dark matter particle

to evade the omega
baryon constraints,

but that just seems like something

anyone could come up with.

Hmm. Agreed. (CLEARS THROAT)

You know what's blowing my mind?

Somebody thought about
putting cheese in this crust.

ljust wish I could find
something that excites me.

You do understand that
crust doesn't normally

come with cheese in it?

Okay, all right, look.

What got you excited about
dark matter in the first place?

Well, I left string theory,

which I'd been working
on for a long time,

and everyone was talking about
how cool dark matter was,

and I thought, "Well, sure,
I'll give that a whirl."

So it's your rebound science?

What's that?

Well, not the science you spend
the rest of your life with,

but the one you use to make
yourself feel pretty again.

Well, if I'm being honest,

I never forgot about string theory.

I mean, it's remarkable.

It's the closest we've come
to a theory of everything,

something even Einstein
couldn't figure out.

Well, if he couldn't figure
it out, maybe it's just wrong.

But it's so elegant.

I mean, look, string theory posits

that the fundamental particles
we see in three dimensions

are actually strings embedded
in multidimensional space-time.

Interesting.

So that would mean,

that...

Can't do this by myself, buddy.

What is happening?

I was trying not to wake you.

Did it work?

Sorry.

ljust realized,

now that I'm not in the band,
I can focus on my own music.

You know? Go solo.

You said you were
taking a break from the band

to help with me and the baby.

Yes, and write an astronaut musical.

Picture this.
The curtain opens.

There's a lone astronaut floating
in the inky blackness of space.

Maybe wires,
maybe fog.

I'll let the director figure that out.

(SINGING)

I really don't know when

I'll run out of oxygen

Good news! I'm back in the band!

So Bernadette doesn't mind?

It was her idea!

So it's sort of like a guitar string,

but instead of making an actual sound,

each vibration is a different particle.

Precisely. And when
you express it in 11 dimensions,

Einstein's relativity equations pop out.

Does that sound like a coincidence?

- It does not.
- Yep.

That's what I think.

So, did we do it?
Did we just solve string theory?

Oh!

I appreciate your enthusiasm,

but this is not the sort of thing

we can figure out in a night.

People have been
stuck on this for decades.

What, decades? Really?

It's a string.
How hard can it be?

It's straight, it's in a loop,

it gets knotted up
with other strings.

Well, actually there are no knots

in anything greater
than four dimensions.

(STUTTERS) Unless

we get around that
by considering them as sheets.

You know, topologically speaking,

that has
a lot of interesting possibilities.

See? How long did that take me,
like a minute?

Thought you were getting us dinner.

Sorry.
I had to stop at Sheldon's

and help him solve string theory.

What?

Yeah, turns out the answer's knots.

That's cute,
but you can't have knots

in more than four dimensions.

Mmm. You can
if you consider them sheets.

Good night.

What up,
my Hebrews and She-brews?

We are Footprints on the Moon.

Toby, today you are a man,

and you will face
many obstacles in life.

And some of those obstacles
are gonna feel like boulders.

This first song is about
the greatest boulder

in the history of cinema.

One, two, three.

(SINGING)

Alone in my temple
in the middle of Peru

A giant stone ball
with nothing to do

But if you steal my idol

I will roll right over you

'Cause I'm six tons of granite

And Micaceous Schist

Yeah I'm six tons of granite

And Micaceous Schist

I'm gonna crush you
I'm gonna mush you

You took my idol
I'm homicidal

Gonna roll over you
till your brains come out

And your bones will crunch
and your blood will spout

I'm not just a rock, baby
I'm a boulder.

(SCREAMS)

'Cause I'm six tons of granite

And Micaceous Schist

Yeah I'm six tons of granite

And Micaceous Schist

Yeah I'm six tons of granite

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

English - SDH