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"Go!
- (GASPS)

- Come on, Raj!
- LEONARD: You can do this!

- There's no way.
- What is happening?

Okay, this is an Euler's Disk.

It's a physics toy that demonstrates

angular momentum, potential energy
and kinetic energy.

Oh, look at you watching sports.

We're betting to see if Koothrappali

can hold his breath
longer than the disk can spin.

Yeah, its weight and smoothness,

along with the slight concavity
of the mirror

means it can spin for a long time.

But Raj is from India, well, which means

he's no slouch at holding his breath.

Okay, I want in. Ten bucks says I'll lose
interest before that thing stops spinning.

Hey, Sheldon, I found
a great restaurant for date night.

(STAMMERS) Kind of busy right now.

Oh, an Euler's Disk, fun.

Now we're seeing if Raj
can hold his breath longer than it.

Oh, immature.

How you doing?

-(RAJ MUMBLING)
- He's not gonna make it!

Yes, he is!

You know, deep sea divers
holding their breath

for several minutes have shown
elevated markers of a protein

that can signal brain damage.

Yeah, see, what's happening here
signals brain damage.

Oh, my God,
how long does this thing spin for?

Ah! You're interested,
you're out 10 bucks!

It's slowing down!

Dig deep! Like when they bet
you couldn't fit into Howard's pants!

(GROANING)

- He's not gonna make it!
- Yes, he is!

Come on, Raj!
It's like your favorite movie,

you're just waiting to exhale!

- Yeah!
- I knew you could do it!

(PANTING) And just so you know,

my favorite movie is Princess Bride.

(THEME SONG PLAYING)

(DIALING)

Hello, Rajesh, how are things by you?

Good, good.

Uh, listen, ljust wanted to let you know

when you get my credit card bill,

it might be a little high this month.

Well, you're a grown man
with a steady job,

why wouldn't you spend
all your father's money.

(LAUGHING) Oh, Daddy,
you're so rich and funny.

Yeah, so what else is
going on with your life?

Uh, well, I was dating a woman at
the university but we broke up.

I'm sorry to hear that.

I know you are.
That's why you just bought me a new iPad.

And before you start, I am not interested
in you arranging a marriage for me.

Oh, I gave up on that a long time ago.

You did?

It's too much work.

You're an adult who can't get by
without an allowance from his parents.

Women don't want that.

What are you saying,
that you're giving up on me?

What kind of father gives up on his son?

I have six children,

five of whom are married
and self-sufficient,

I don't think I'm the problem.

I can't believe what I'm hearing.
This is deeply hurtful!

You're also too sensitive,
women don't want that, either.

The food here is supposed to be great.
Don't fill up on chips.

Oh, I won't, I have a trick.

I only eat equilateral triangles.

Isosceles... isosceles...

Oh, scalene...

You didn't see that.

Oh, look, it's Bert at the bar.
We should go say hi.

Why'?

Because that's what you do when you
see someone you know in a public place.

I have multiple restraining orders
that say otherwise.

Sheldon, there's a difference
between greeting a friend

and following a celebrity into a bathroom.

If the judge couldn't explain it to me,
I don't see how you will.

- Hi, Bert.
- Hello.

Oh, hey, guys, what brings you here?

Oh, we're having date night.

Nice, I'm meeting someone, too.

Oh, really, anybody we know?

I doubt it, I met her on G-Harmony.

That's a website for geologists
to find love.

That's a real thing?

Yeah, their slogan is,

"We're all about dating,
and not the Carbon-14 kind."

Well, have a lovely evening.

Thanks. You, too.

If you think that's more fun
than talking to Zachary Quinto

through a stall door, you're crazy.

You know we could've come to you guys,
you didn't have to bring the baby here.

It's okay,
it's good to get out of the house.

And the car ride puts her to sleep.

Aw... That used to work with Sheldon.

Yeah, until someone left him in the
drug store parking lot and he freaked out.

Who forgot to crack the window?

- Hello.
- LEONARD: Hey.

Someone's been shopping at Gucci.

Yeah, I saw something for Halley
and I couldn't resist.

That's so sweet of you.

Yeah, it's a crushed velvet baby cape.

Oh, no, now we have two.

That must've been expensive.

Yeah, it was, but it's my father's money
and I'm mad at him.

- What's going on with your dad?
- And, if you really wanna hurt him,

I look great in Chanel. (CLEARS THROAT)

It turns out he doesn't care
if I'm married, or if I'm single.

He's basically given up on me.

Aw, I'm sure that's not true.

It is. He stopped trying to
find Indian girls for me to marry.

But all you did was complain
when he did that.

Wait, Leonard, he's hurting,
let him feel how he feels.

Well, thank you, Penny.

Yeah. Shoes, I'm a seven and a half,
boots I'm an eight.

MSN Search,

AltaVista,

and Ask Jeeves. You?

Sorry, I don't have a list of defunct
search engines that I miss.

Hey, looks like I got stood up,
so, I'm gonna head out.

Oh, no. Are you sure you don't wanna
give her a few more minutes?

Nah, G-Harmony recommends after two hours,
it's time to cut bait.

I'm so sorry.

Bert, I insist that you join us.

You really wouldn't mind?

Not at all. Amy?

Fine with me.

Thanks, I'll go grab a chair.

Sheldon, that was so sweet of you.

I could deduce by his facial expression
and body language that he was sad.

So, the part where he got stood up
didn't clue you in?

You want me to look at him
and listen to him?

My father thinks the reason
I can't make a relationship work

is because I'm spoiled.

I'm sorry, is he waiting
for someone to disagree?

Just because he helps me out,

doesn't automatically
mean that I'm spoiled.

All right, how much exactly
does he pay for?

Okay, I'll tell you
but please don't judge me.

He pays for my car,
my rent and my credit cards.

I'm trying, but I'm judging.

Maybe your dad's right.

Yeah, women do like a man
that can support himself.

But Bernadette makes
more money than Howard.

She basically supports him.

Yeah, maybe your dad's right.

Good question, let's see,

lnfoseek, Webcrawler, oh, Hotbot.

Okay, literally any other topic.

All right, how did you guys meet?

Actually, we met online.

Our first date was at a coffee shop.

Although, unlike your date,
she actually showed up.

Oh, he looks sad again.

Well, I really envy your relationship.

Other than you two only
having sex once a year,

you're the perfect couple.

You know about that?

Yeah, everyone at the university does.

Were you aware of this?

No! No, I only told Leonard, Howard, Raj,

Kripke, Professor Woo, Professor Klein,

and a lunch lady in the cafeteria.

Wait, how everyone else found out
is a mystery to me.

Why aren't you talking to me?

Because I'm mad at you.

Oh, well, now I'm sorry I asked.

Sheldon, it's humiliating!

Thanks to you, my colleagues
are gossiping about our sex life.

Well, what is there to gossip about?
We barely have one!

That's why they're doing it!

Is it safe to assume
you're not speaking to me again?

If you're not answering because
you're not speaking to me,

-perhaps we could come up with a signal!
-(DOOR SLAMS)

That works!

You don't need your dad's money.

You can get by on your salary.

Yeah, well, we worked
at the same place as you

and we've always been fine.

Oh, please, look in the mirror,

you both look 10 years older than I do.

All right, hang on,
we can figure this out.

Let's just go over your expenses.
How much is your rent?

(CLICKS TONGUE) I don't want to say.

Is it really that high?

I don't wanna say because
I don't know how much it is.

You don't know how much your rent is?

Well, my father pays for it!
Do you know how much your rent is?

- Yeah!
- Well then, double it,

because my building's
a lot nicer than this dump.

- Do you know how much your car costs?
- Not really.

Well, how much do you spend on food?

The housekeeper does the shopping.

Oh, my God, you really are spoiled.

I'm spoiled?
Your baby has a cape that costs $300!

I'm going to bed.

Well, wait,

this is our first fight as
a couple who live together.

So?

Well, I'm not sure of the protocol.

Television teaches us that the man
is supposed to sleep on the couch.

But, of the two of us,
you're clearly more sofa-sized.

I'm not sleeping on the couch 'cause you
don't know what's private and what's not.

This isn't fair.

You've discussed aspects of our
physical relationship with Penny.

That's different!

She's a close friend,
not the lady in the cafeteria

who cuts the crust off your sandwiches.

That lady has a name.

I don't know what it is, but one time
I accidentally called her mom.

It sounds like you're gonna
need a cheaper place to live.

When you moved here you didn't have
a lot of money, how'd you get by?

Well, sometimes you can get free food
and Wi-Fi from the neighbors.

Just know you might have to
marry one of them.

Hey, you guys let Stuart
live with you, why not Raj, too?

What are you doing?
I...

I schlepped the baby over, I brought
imported beer, why don't you like me?

But I thought we were best friends!

No, we are! That's why I'm sad
my best friend's gonna be homeless.

I'm sorry, Raj.
We really just don't have the space.

What if he lives in your garage?

What if you stop helping?

Guys, I'm not living in a garage.

Wait, well why are we
talking about our place

when Sheldon's old room is
sitting there perfectly empty?

That's a great idea.

Raj, if you need a place to stay,
of course you are welcome here.

Thank you, but if I'm gonna just
take advantage of my friends,

might as well keep on
relying on my father.

Okay, only if you're sure.

- Phew.
- Yeah.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR RHYTHMICALLY)

SHELDON". Amy. Amy. Amy.

Yeah?

Not exactly the welcome wagon,
but I'll take it.

What is this?

I'm mapping basic topics of conversation

and with whom they can be discussed.

Now, I call these circles
"Zones of Privacy."

Don't google that unless you want
to see pictures of people's genitals.

This circle contains only me and you.

And it represents subjects that
we only share with each other,

details of physical intimacy,
bathroom habits...

Although, as I'm saying it I may
need to add Dr. Fink in here.

Are you really worried about
revealing secrets to Stephen Hawking?

No, I was just excited
to list him as a friend.

Well, I do appreciate you working on this.

I'm sorry you were embarrassed,

and now I understand that some things
are just between you and me,

and in the event of redness
and swelling, Dr. Fink.

What's that little clot in the middle?

That's reserved for thoughts
I don't share with anyone.

Interesting.

You really have secrets you don't tell me?

Of course.

Can I hear one?

No, they're private.

Why, are they naughty?

A little.

Please?

Fine. Two years ago...

I got my driver's license.

What? Why didn't you say anything?

Well, I like being chauffeured around.

It makes me feel important.

So, when I got up at 4:00 a.m.
to drive you across the desert

to an antique train museum,
I didn't have to?

No, you didn't.

But keep in mind,
I felt extremely important.

(DIALING)

What?

Hello, Father, we need to talk.

All right.

I have come to an important decision.

I will not be accepting
your money anymore.

I'm a man and I can take care of myself.

That's wonderful!

Yes, that is wonderful,

you will no longer be able
to accuse me of being spoiled.

- L'm so proud of you.
- Dad, I'm trying to tell you off

and you're ruining it
with your delight and relief.

Sorry. Oh, no, my grown son

is going to stop spending all my money,

where did I fail as a father?

Yeah, that's right,
keep asking yourself that!

But I still love you very much,
so don't cut me out of the will.

Hey, you brought your own lunch,
good for you.

Yeah, I'm making a bunch of changes.
This morning I fired my dog walker.

How's the dog gonna go to the bathroom?

Ah, I gave her an Imodium.
That's tomorrow's problem.

Excuse me,
may I have your attention, please.

(WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)

I have recently been made aware

that my personal relationship
with Amy Farrah Fowler

has become water cooler gossip.

And ljust want to say
shame on all of you.

Now, we're scientists.

Our minds should be focused on
the advancement of human knowledge,

not the intimate details
of other people's lives.

He's right. And I'm sorry
for the part I played in this.

Thank you, Bert. You're a good man.

That woman who stood you up and humiliated
you last night really missed out.

That doesn't paint me in the best light.

Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. Correction.

That woman not only had
vigorous coitus with Bert

but she also tipped him
a dollar for a job well done.

- That better?
- Not really.

All right, well to sum up,
focus on science,

keep your nose
out of other people's business

and for a good time, call Bert.

What brought that on?

Well, last night Amy was angry with me

because I'd been foolishly telling people
about certain personal matters.

That's understandable.

I know that now.

At first I thought she was cranky
because of her horrific menstrual cramps,

but it turns out no,
she was genuinely mortified.

English - SDH